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I hate coming to city-county.
It smell too much like court.
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We gotta file this paperwork
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so the city will cover the damage
from the water main break.
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I got the munchies.
You got any old lady candy in that purse?
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I hate that I do.
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Peppermint or butterscotch or something.
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Here. Have a LifeSaver.
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A green one? I don't want that one.
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Would you stop complaining?
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You haven't done anything.
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I gave myself carpal tunnel
from filling out all these damn forms.
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Ooh.
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Time for my break.
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-Uh…
-Not today, Satan.
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We've been standing out here all morning,
you're gonna look at these.
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Business interruption claims
need to go to window four.
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Where the hell is window four?
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Can't you slide these over there?
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I got this.
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Millicent. Can I call you Millie?
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I'd rather you didn't.
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Millie, girl…
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You too fine to be
sending me down there to window four.
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This sexist shit ain't gonna fly.
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Okay. Let me see what I can do for you.
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See? This why we'll
never break that glass ceiling.
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-Everything looks good here.
-Fantastic.
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Except these need
to be completed in blue ink.
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Blue pens are by window four.
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What if he smacks your ass?
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What if I smack your ass?
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Oh, this has been just wonderful.
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I don't know how
Mercy General let you get away.
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I know, right?
I hated to leave.
35
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They had to practically
drag me up out of there.
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But I needed something more challenging.
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I really admire that.
38
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I probably shouldn't tell you this,
but you're like the Beyoncé of billing.
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Well, I've had
a bunch of other interviews,
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so you better put a ring on it.
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Thank you for coming in.
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Oh, my pleasure.
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Uh, did I mention that my house
is only 4.3 miles from here?
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You did. Twice.
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The Ken Jennings Almanac?
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"The Big Quiz Book"?
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Carlotta, are you a fellow trivia buff?
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Yes, indeed.
49
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The more useless the knowledge,
the more I want it in my brain.
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Chief export of Sri Lanka?
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Shoot! Textiles.
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Who doesn't know that?
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National animal of Scotland?
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The unicorn.
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-You got to come harder than that.
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Carlotta, don't make me dust you up
in here when I'm trying to get a job.
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Oh, I am really looking forward
to working with you. Ooh!
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I would hire you
for this banana bread alone.
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Well, then go ahead,
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'cause I will bring you
a loaf every Friday.
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-Mmm.
-With lemonade.
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'Cause you called me the Beyoncé of…
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I'mma just exit to the left.
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Thank God that's over.
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So, when do we get our money?
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Do they do direct deposit
or do we got to pick it up?
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They leave it under your pillow.
68
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Bennie, they haven't even decided
if they're going to give it to us yet.
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You might have to sext with Millie.
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No, no. I… I'm just surprised.
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I'm shocked, honestly,
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because…
Carlotta just seemed impressed.
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Well, I understand.
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Thank you for considering me.
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You should consider kissing my ass.
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-Damn, baby, you didn't get another one?
-Why you gotta say it like that?
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The market's crazy competitive, okay?
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I can't get anything
and I'm the Beyoncé of interviews.
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Oh, Regina, you not saying that
in the interviews, are you?
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They're saying it.
You know what? I know I'mma get a job.
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And in the meantime,
I'mma enjoy my funemployment.
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I got a mani-pedi on Wednesday,
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a trivia tournament on Thursday
84
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and I'mma day drink
on Friday, just 'cause.
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Well, I'll holler at you on Friday.
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Look, you gonna have to get a job too.
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With the shop being closed,
we can't afford to pay everybody.
88
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Fire Tony.
89
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Shit, we can't fire Duck. He's on parole.
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I can't send him to jail twice.
He got a key to this house.
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Well, that'll be the new homeowner's
problem if you don't find a job.
92
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I ain't built
for no nine-to-five.
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You can barely do nine-to-ten.
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We saying the same thing,
but it's for my family.
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A man got to do what he gotta do.
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-Hmm! That's my man.
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Listen, don't feel bad
if you don't land something right away.
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Well, your man starts at Lexus tomorrow.
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Are you shitting me?
That's your first interview.
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And they kept me for a whole half hour
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and gave me something called
a signing bonus.
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I can't buy a job,
and they paying you to take one?
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Seem like that.
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You got a job before me.
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Why you talking like Duck?
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No, I…
I'm having a hard time.
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Shit, me too. I got a job today.
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You know what, baby?
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Why don't you take your mind off
both our troubles and make me a meat loaf?
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Ah. St. Charles Medical.
111
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Regina Upshaw. Hit me with that good news.
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Uh-huh…
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Uh-huh.
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8:00 a.m., Monday. I'll be there.
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They were reminding me… of my mammogram.
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My ego has been crushed.
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May as well get my titties squeezed.
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Hey, where you been?
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Not hanging with you.
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Wait, wait, wait…
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I saw you break your pencil
in history today.
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Mm-hmm.
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So, I brought you a copy of my notes
in case you missed anything.
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That's a lame excuse, even for you.
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-I did miss the last three bullet points.
-See?
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I knew it. I can't have my girl
only knowing one root cause
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of the Spanish-American War.
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We both know the only reason you're here
is because Steph and her crew curved you.
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That is not true.
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-But, I mean, yeah, they iced me out,
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and turned half of
the freshman class against me,
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but that's not why I'm here.
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I miss you, Vannah.
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Oh, so now you like my nickname idea?
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Look, we had some good times,
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but I'm not finna be
your booty call bestie.
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Thanks for these, though.
138
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But from here on out,
we good where we are.
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Fine, I don't need you.
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I have plenty of friends.
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Hey, friend.
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Hey, Josh,
I finished the work on that SC430.
143
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Man! Are you going for
employee of the month on your first day?
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You haven't stopped since you clocked in.
145
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Company policy, you're supposed to
take a 15-minute break every hour.
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I am?
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Yeah. That's why we all go to the lounge.
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-What the hell's the lounge?
-They didn't tell you in orientation?
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What the hell is orientation?
150
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I guess I got to start listening
to people when they talk to me.
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Oh, cookies, ping-pong…
152
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So, this is where
everybody's running off to.
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I just assumed
everybody had a drug problem.
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Hey, Bennie, you up for a game?
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You know it.
156
00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:03,085
Who the hell's that?
157
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That's Greg. He ran orientation.
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Oh, my God. A massage chair. What the…
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Oh!
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God…
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Look at this.
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Man, look at this.
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-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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I could leave my wife for this chair.
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What is the 10th largest state capital
in the United States? Atlanta.
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Ooh, come on, me.
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You better challenge yourself.
168
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They ain't ready for me at trivia tonight.
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Is Aaliyah around?
170
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What are you doing there?
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Trying not to be her only friend.
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I have to pee. Gotta risk it.
173
00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:03,771
There you are, friend. Tag, you're it.
174
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,482
Okay. You better run.
175
00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,568
I'll pee at Miss Shirley's.
176
00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:12,404
Ah, do not pet her cross-eyed cat.
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00:10:12,488 --> 00:10:13,322
I know.
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00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,616
-Where you going?
-Miss Shirley's.
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00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,451
-Don't pet that cross-eyed--
-I know.
180
00:10:18,911 --> 00:10:21,163
Hey, Ma. How's it going?
181
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,456
You out of groceries again?
182
00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:25,501
I ain't got nothing but baking soda
and I think that's expired.
183
00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:30,255
Well, you can share the pizza
with the girls. I got trivia tonight.
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00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:32,466
Thought you were
dressed for a job interview.
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Bump a job.
186
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:37,471
I got more important things
to focus on, like winning a trophy.
187
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Come on, ask your mama a question.
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00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:40,766
Okay.
189
00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:44,103
Why is my mama not out looking for a job?
190
00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:45,896
-Tanzania.
-What?
191
00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:49,942
Oh, I wasn't listening to you,
I was reading my book again.
192
00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:52,486
You're kinda putting a lot on
this trivia tournament.
193
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,655
-Is there prize money?
-No.
194
00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:56,407
Thomas Edison.
195
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,409
Maybe he can help keep your power on.
196
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,620
You are distracting me
with all that job talk.
197
00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,664
I'm trying to keep my eye on the prize.
198
00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:05,374
You just said there was no prize.
199
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:07,334
Distraction.
200
00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:11,630
Where the heck is Maya?
Ain't nobody chasing me.
201
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,757
Mom, where's my old Girl Scout uniform?
202
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:17,261
There's a troop on the corner
selling cookies. I'm gonna go blend in.
203
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,978
Boy, this place really got hit.
204
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:30,733
Yeah, the water was
up to my waist and your mustache.
205
00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:35,112
Well, I guess that explains
how you got water on the brain.
206
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,781
Just plug in the dehumidifier.
207
00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:43,454
Tony, what are you doing here?
We fired you.
208
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:47,791
Oh, my girl wants me out of the house
for eight hours, working or not.
209
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,377
I came here to skate,
but didn't wanna interrupt the service.
210
00:11:50,461 --> 00:11:52,045
The service? What service?
211
00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:56,383
Oh, sounds like they're at the altar call.
I better lace up.
212
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,813
What a joyful noise.
213
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,775
Let the love of Christ flow through you.
214
00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,234
What the hell is this shit?
215
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,028
I'm not with him.
216
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,865
I think we should take a moment of prayer.
217
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,076
Everybody, bow your heads
and cover your ears.
218
00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:27,706
Why you acting like a pastor
at a crystal meth cathedral?
219
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,584
I heard the call.
220
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,003
God led me here.
221
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,173
Plus, Lucretia said we couldn't do it
in her laundry room no more.
222
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,717
Duck, that was six months ago.
223
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:41,345
I mean, how long have
you been doing this in our shop?
224
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Six months.
225
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:47,601
And ironically, we had just got to
Noah's Ark when the shop got flooded.
226
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,478
Ain't God funny?
227
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:52,356
Duck, we trying to get this place
back open, right?
228
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:55,317
We can't have all these lost souls
hanging around here.
229
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,860
Lucretia, let the man preach.
230
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,071
At least let him pass
his collection plate.
231
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,406
Oh, I don't collect money from my church.
232
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,075
Then why they using our lights?
233
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:04,576
I got this, come on.
234
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,578
Brothers and sisters!
235
00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:09,331
I said, brothers and sisters.
236
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:14,002
Let the spirit rise you on up,
move you straight to that door.
237
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:15,921
Let's go.
Move to that door.
238
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:19,550
You don't gotta get saved at home,
but you can't get saved here.
239
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:22,719
Let the door hit you
where the good Lord split you.
240
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,225
Hey, man,
let me get communion before I leave.
241
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,269
Oh, yeah, I'm not fully ordained.
242
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,814
I can't administer the body of Christ.
243
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,233
Just toss me some bread, man, I'm hungry.
244
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,485
Or at least some
after-church donuts and coffee.
245
00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:40,237
You know this ain't AA right?
246
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,699
Oh, those drunks have donuts?
Later, gator.
247
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:50,497
All right, now that that's over,
we got a lot of work to do around here.
248
00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:53,667
First up, Duck, break down your sanctuary.
249
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,503
Bennie, check all the lift hoses.
250
00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:58,463
Oh, and start patching up the walls.
251
00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:01,216
Also, check the floor drains
for any small animals
252
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,886
'cause I don't know
what washed up in here.
253
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:07,097
You know what?
It's always something with this place.
254
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:10,475
We get inspected, sued, flooding…
255
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:13,770
I think God's trying to tell us something
and I'm ready to hear him out.
256
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,772
Oh, so you can have a calling?
257
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:21,278
So, what? You just gonna walk away?
258
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,487
Why not?
259
00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:24,990
This place is trouble.
260
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,327
Let Duck have it as a church,
261
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:31,496
or you can open up a nail salon,
like you always talk about.
262
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,625
-Are you serious?
-Yeah.
263
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,084
Regina needs a job.
264
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,254
Y'all could be in here picking out colors.
265
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:42,424
Ugh, I want so much more for Regina.
266
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:49,932
Man, all I know is I wasn't doing
nothing here that I wasn't doing at Lexus.
267
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:53,018
It's stress-free. Got them warm cookies.
268
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:56,521
Matter of fact, I gotta go
pick out my tacos for Taco Thursday.
269
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,774
It's Taco Tuesday, idiot.
270
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:01,068
Yeah, we get 'em twice a week.
271
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,737
That's how my man Josh
do it down at Lexus.
272
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,577
Come on, Bernard.
273
00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:13,205
Two truths and a lie.
Guess which one's made up.
274
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:16,208
Let me go home and think about it
and I'll let you know tomorrow.
275
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,085
I bet it's not the one you think it is.
276
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,836
Then you win. Good game.
277
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,259
I'm so glad I don't have kids.
278
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:27,886
Oh, wait…
279
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,765
Take a minute to kick in, don't it?
280
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:34,893
Have a beer, son.
281
00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:37,646
Thanks.
282
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,400
Lexus catalog, huh?
283
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,027
They giving you homework at that job?
284
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,364
No, but they damn near
giving me everything else.
285
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:53,161
Health insurance, no paperwork,
a hundred percent no Lucretia.
286
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,914
Never thought I'd hear you talk like this.
287
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,290
You know I hate Lucretia.
288
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,669
No, I meant working for somebody else.
289
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,546
Oh, yeah. That surprised me too.
290
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:07,676
It will be kind of weird
not having you at the garage.
291
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:12,055
I don't know if I ever told you this,
but I always liked saying,
292
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,683
"I'm going down to my dad's garage."
293
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:15,600
Yeah?
294
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,979
Man, you know damn well
you ain't never told me that.
295
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,607
All right. You're right, I did know.
296
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:26,319
And now I can do some things
like have a beer with my boy.
297
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,114
Didn't you set your own hours at the shop?
298
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,199
-Yeah.
-Could've been kicking like this.
299
00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:32,951
Boy, you want a free beer or not?
300
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,704
Yes, please.
All I got at home is baking soda.
301
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:41,835
You know, I've been actually thinking
about starting my own thing.
302
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,880
Oh, yeah,
like delivering shit by yourself?
303
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,757
What you gonna call it, "Just You PS"?
304
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:51,970
A boxing gym,
but way to mess up a nice moment.
305
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,889
No, a gym, that's cool for you.
306
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,475
I like that.
That… that's cool for you, a gym.
307
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:59,478
Yeah, you know, maybe I could
pass it down to Sydney one day.
308
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,313
I don't know. It's probably dumb.
309
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,899
No, having your own shit ain't dumb.
310
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:10,864
I heard a lull.
311
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:13,950
Anybody wanna pick a number?
312
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:16,870
Did you wash the dishes?
313
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,789
Mm-mmm.
314
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,216
Cretia.
315
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,512
You told me we were meeting at a bar.
316
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,013
This is a bar.
317
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,307
But they ruined it with trivia.
318
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:39,601
Call me when you're day drinking.
319
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,812
Lucretia, wait a second.
320
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:47,317
Anna cancelled last minute, okay?
I can't compete without a partner. Please.
321
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,696
You buy all my drinks
and I don't answer anything.
322
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,073
-Deal.
323
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:57,702
Let's get down to quiz-ness!
324
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:00,872
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
325
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,794
Quick, let's think up a good team name.
326
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:08,463
How about Team This Some Bullshit?
327
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:16,388
So, the part itself costs about $100,
but the labor is gonna run you $450.
328
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:19,391
Hey, Josh. Might I have a word with you?
329
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:21,476
He'll be right back.
330
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,898
What you doing, player?
Why you charging for three hours of labor?
331
00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:29,151
I can knock that shit out in 30 minutes.
332
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:31,236
Bennie,
it's not what you think.
333
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,780
This is a dealership.
We have set minimums.
334
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,449
Well, that ain't how I do it at my shop.
335
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,327
Well, it's not your shop.
336
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:43,456
Oh, and zip up your coveralls.
Company policy.
337
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,097
What you doing here?
338
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,808
I left my Bible. It's my favorite one.
339
00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,727
I got it for free from a hotel.
340
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,937
I feel you.
That's where I got my first TV.
341
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,107
Hey, man, since you here, man,
342
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,985
grab this broom
and help me get ready for my reopening.
343
00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:13,695
Wait, hold on.
344
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:18,450
So, I thought you about that Lexus life?
Like, the free tacos and whatnot.
345
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:21,119
Man, Lexus can kiss my ass.
346
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:24,789
I'm only working down there until I get
my shop back exactly how I want it.
347
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,292
Well, maybe not exactly.
348
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:30,503
Hey, you right.
I'mma get me a massage chair.
349
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,590
No, I mean I'm leaving.
350
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,343
Damn, Duck,
they sending you back in? What you do?
351
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:40,555
No, it ain't like that, man.
I'm going to seminary.
352
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:44,100
God school.
Remember I told you I had a calling?
353
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:47,103
Okay, well, send that shit to voicemail.
I need a mechanic.
354
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:52,943
Hey, I already worked it out
with the parole officer. It's all set.
355
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,279
Oh, man.
356
00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,741
That's good, Duck, man.
357
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,036
For real, man. That's good for you, man.
358
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,329
Thank you, man.
359
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:08,291
Hey, I appreciate everything
you did holding me down too, man.
360
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,377
Hey, baby, Duck leaving.
361
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,920
I got my job back.
362
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:14,381
Uh, so, uh, can I come home now?
363
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:16,758
Ow.
364
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:21,846
And in seventh place, Quiz Markie,
365
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:24,933
followed by This Some Bullshit,
366
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:30,605
and in last place, the Test-icles.
367
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:36,069
Classy, guys.
Go get your consolation pizza.
368
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,613
Hey, well at least you beat the nuts.
369
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,366
This some bullshit.
370
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,868
-Go team!
-Can you stop it?
371
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:45,954
I needed a win tonight.
372
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,581
It's just stupid trivia.
373
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,542
I'll buy you a nerd trophy.
374
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,502
It's not just trivia, Lucretia.
375
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,837
It's everything.
376
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,632
I didn't get my scholarship,
I can't find a job--
377
00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,175
You're still married to Bennie.
378
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,344
And that helps how?
379
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:06,266
You're in a slump.
Life will get back on track.
380
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:07,225
Stop trippin'.
381
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:10,603
It's just so much right now.
382
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:15,734
I feel like
I just want to crawl under this table.
383
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:16,818
Stop it.
384
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,654
Look how much you've overcome. Huh?
385
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:23,283
Getting pregnant at 16 by Bennie,
386
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:26,453
graduating high school and college anyhow,
387
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,539
getting pregnant by Bennie again,
388
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,708
Tasha getting pregnant by Bennie,
389
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,836
you getting pregnant
by Bennie a third time…
390
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,048
What?
391
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:41,009
You got through all of that.
You'll get through this.
392
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:43,636
You think so?
393
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,639
Of course, you just gotta
give yourself some grace.
394
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,310
And top me off
before you close out your tab.
395
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:04,908
Carlotta.
396
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:08,578
Hey, it's, uh… it's Beyoncé.
397
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,373
-Regina Upshaw.
398
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:13,917
Oh, yes. I… I know. Nice to see you.
399
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:16,669
So, anyway,
I was talking to Darryl about the game--
400
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:19,964
Wow. So, it's like that.
401
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,634
Please don't make a scene.
402
00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:25,637
A scene? Why would I make a scene?
403
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,473
-Are you guys ready to order?
-They gonna need a minute.
404
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,228
Now, how am I making a scene?
405
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,023
Let's just say
406
00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:39,317
I heard how things
went down at your last job
407
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:41,736
and I don't need
that kind of drama in my life.
408
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:46,366
Oh, that. Girl, I'm sure
that got blown way out of proportion.
409
00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:49,202
Cussing out your boss,
leaving in the middle of the day
410
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,746
and then coming back
like nothing ever happened?
411
00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:53,498
Those are the broad strokes.
412
00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:55,417
I liked you,
413
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,419
but hospitals are a business
414
00:22:57,502 --> 00:22:59,879
and we need someone
with a few less red flags.
415
00:23:01,131 --> 00:23:04,008
Best of luck.
Maybe update your references.
416
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:08,054
I don't have any other references.
417
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:12,517
I was at the same job for 20 years.
418
00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:14,561
Like I said, best of luck.
419
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,070
I'm never gonna work again.
420
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:29,075
Definitely not as a waitress.
Where the hell is my drink?