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Hey, it's Bruce.
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- Leave a message.
- Fuck. Dad.
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Fuck! Call me back.
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Hey, it's Bruce.
Leave a message.
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Fuck. Dad.
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I need to talk to you.
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- Dad?
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Coach's body's
already headed to the morgue.
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Shit!
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Clara. Fuck!
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No one's found the head?
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He's dead.
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I know.
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I mean, how could anyone...?
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Did you see it?
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We all saw it.
That's why we're meeting
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in this sketch-ass parking lot.
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Can you not be a bitch
for five minutes?
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- I loved him so much.
- We all loved him.
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He was my best friend.
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I really can't breathe.
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Do... Do you think
he was in pain?
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I mean,
he got his head chopped off.
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Okay, that's really not helping.
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- Sorry.
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I can't breathe right now.
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey,
come here. Come here.
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- Shit!
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- Oh, my God.
- What the fuck?
Get back in the car.
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- What the fuck?! What the...?!
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- Dude, seriously?!
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You came.
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Johnny's dead.
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I know.
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I... I got Alison's text.
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I can't believe
that cunt killed him.
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- W-What? Alison didn't do this.
- How do you know?
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- Because she's dead.
- Not even my moms
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believe somebody can text
from the dead.
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I mean, well, then,
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someone found her phone
or cloned it or something.
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I mean,
someone is obviously doing this
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- to fuck with us.
- What absolute psychopath
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would do something like that?
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The same one
that chopped Johnny's head off.
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Stop saying "chopped
his head off." Seriously,
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- so ugly of you.
- It's not Alison.
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It's whoever put that goat head
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in my closet
and has been following me
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in that black pickup truck.
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You didn't tell me
someone was following you.
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She told me.
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You told Riley but not me?
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Look, I'm telling you now, and
Johnny was Alison's only friend.
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Why would she do that to him?
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She... She loved him.
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That's why.
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It's classic psychopath behavior
to hurt
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the one you love.
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I think we should tell
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that sandpaper pussy policewoman
what we know.
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- Can we not talk
about her pussy?
- We're not calling the police.
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You're un-fucking-believable.
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Are you insulting me?
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I just lost my best friend.
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We should've gone to the police
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- a year ago.
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- But now that you're
in danger...
- Breaking news alert.
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We're all in danger.
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Oh, too bad.
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- I'm not turning Alison in.
- Okay, we all agreed.
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We're not calling the cops,
okay?
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- We can fucking
figure this out ourselves.
- We have to find her.
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- Stop saying it was her.
- Then who else killed Johnny?
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What's up?
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Jesus Christ.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Uh, can I get a ride?
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Please?
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Sure.
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I got it.
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How are you?
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Amazing. Obviously.
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Well, I'm legit freaking out.
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I don't think
we should be alone.
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You know, 'cause...
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Johnny's... dead.
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You want to get in?
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Homeless people poop here.
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Come ki at mine.
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Uh, um, I'll meet you there.
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Let's just sit here
in awkward silence.
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- Hey.
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to hear me say it...
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Aw. She's shy.
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Did you get my cereal?
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Prescription strength.
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You know me, I thrive
on a balanced breakfast.
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Thanks, Riri.
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Do you
just seriously hate me now?
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No.
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Can you at least tell me why,
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besides the fact that I'm poor
and have bad values?
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'Cause that's
legit my mom's fault.
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Is it 'cause I kill bugs?
'Cause you know
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that whole catch and release
thing is total bullshit.
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They die anyways.
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It's not that thing
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that happened in the
bouncy house last year, is it?
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'Cause I'm not into you
like that.
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I didn't think you were.
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Good. 'Cause I'm not.
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I honestly just felt sorry
for you.
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Good to know.
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Shit.
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- Who are you?
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I was not ready
for my spotlight.
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- Always, baby. Always, always.
- I know, I know, I know.
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And before you...
What? Oh, nice.
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What?
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- What do you think?
- I have
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no fucking clue, as usual.
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Your mom said
you would babysit Kai.
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Sorry, Kelly. She might want
to tell me that next time.
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Coach the roach
never picked up his kid.
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- Fucking deadbeat.
- Yeah, fuck that guy.
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Him and his fucking
football drills.
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Hi, Courtney.
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Hi, Kelly.
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Someone got hot.
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- Thanks.
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- Jesus, Mom.
- What?
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- He's 18. Totally legal.
- Sorry about that.
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Hey, um,
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want me to help you look
for Alison tomorrow?
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Unless you got
some other big plans.
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- I got nothing.
- Cool. I'll hit you up.
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- Something you want to tell me?
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I'm looking
for Kelly Craft.
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Hey, it's Alison.
Leave a message or don't.
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- Fuck.
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- Hey, Lennon.
- Hi.
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Did-did I do something wrong?
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I mean,
I-I wasn't speeding, was I?
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Nope.
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Where you coming from?
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Is this some profiling thing?
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What happened here?
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It's Red Rush.
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Slushy. I-I spilled.
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You should get home.
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That-That's it?
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Your dad's been trying
to reach you.
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If I don't go home,
you gonna cuff me?
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I mean, I know
you're into that kind of thing.
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That was not cool.
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Sending
your secret girlfriend
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to bring me home?
I 1,000% agree.
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You want to be treated
like an adult,
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- you got to act like one.
- Oh, you mean like you?
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Are you really sure
that's what you want?
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I get that whatever you saw
must have been pretty upsetting.
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Yeah, gold medal
in understatements.
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Well, I'm sure I wouldn't like
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what I saw in your phone,
either!
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That's why we respect
each other's privacy!
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- Are you done?
- No.
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Something I need-need to talk
to you about. Um...
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It's about Johnny.
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I-I know.
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I'm sorry, honey. Oh, come here.
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Like, I swear
to whatever god you worship,
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it just takes the edge off.
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What if I don't have an edge?
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You totally do.
You need to, like, loosen up.
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You'd legit be, like,
a fucking ten if you did.
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No way.
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Let's fuck shit up.
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- Whoa.
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Uh...
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That feels good.
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She talked about cutting
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Coach's brake lines
all the time.
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Everyone knows
Kelly did it.
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She's trash.
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He and Johnny
were so sweet together.
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And they waited
till Johnny turned 18.
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You don't take a team
all-state five years running
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without having a big heart.
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- Hello?
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Jesus. What the fuck is up
with you and dumpsters
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- these days?
- I was going to use
the restroom.
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Yeah. Bodily functions.
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Since when do you smoke?
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Sometimes it just makes me
feel close to her.
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How are you doing?
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With, you know, everything?
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I mean, we just...
We haven't really talked.
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I have nothing to say.
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You know you want to.
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Everyone knows
once Coach tied the knot,
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Kelly'd get nothing.
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I call that motivation.
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It's keto.
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You lie.
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Only to the people I love.
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Thanks, Harold.
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Sorry about your friend.
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Me, too.
He was my only real one.
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I know it must
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feel like that right now.
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But, um, well,
you've got lots of friends.
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You're the tits, Harold.
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No, you're the tits.
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Goddamn.
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You know how hard it was to tell
my kid sports camp was canceled?
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I love children.
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Good to know, Doug.
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Seventy-nine percent
of all murders
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in the United States
are committed by friends,
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loved ones and acquaintances.
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Are we still talking
about my kid?
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Kelly Craft.
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People are talking.
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Yeah, I heard.
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- [
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You're supposed to knock.
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Well, you're supposed to answer.
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Don't worry, I know the rules.
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Live the rest of my life
as my sister
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and use a condom.
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That's a good addition,
the condom thing.
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So, you...
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want to talk about Lyla?
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Nope.
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Okay. Well...
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I-I just...
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I just want you to know that...
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it is healthy for adults to...
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You know, uh...
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...try things.
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Did you just google
what to say to your daughter
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when she finds out
you're the police chief's
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secret sex slave?
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Uh...
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Maybe not those exact words.
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Okay.
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Well, if you change your mind,
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just let me know.
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How long have you two
been playing Fifty Shades?
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We, uh...
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We've been off and on for...
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a long time.
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Is that why Mom killed herself?
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I don't think so.
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Your mom had a lot of issues
that...
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...didn't have anything
to do with me.
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I-I didn't really help,
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but she was
a complicated person.
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And I'm her daughter.
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Hey.
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I love you, okay?
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You know that, right?
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I'd never tell Lyla anything.
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- Okay.
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We're in this together.
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Yeah. Noted.
268
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As a trained observer
of human behavior,
269
00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:21,716
you should be aware.
270
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:23,342
I saw no signs of remorse
271
00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:26,179
when I informed Kelly Craft
of Coach Eric Craft's death.
272
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,848
Makes sense
seeing as he's her ex-husband.
273
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:32,602
Public outcry is growing.
274
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:35,021
I don't care about outcries.
I care about evidence.
275
00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:37,648
Agreed. Which is why
I'm also in the process
276
00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:40,109
of contacting all
the taxidermists on the island.
277
00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:41,861
Okay.
278
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,613
Just covering all the bases.
279
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,367
Hey, Kelly.
280
00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:50,661
Sorry about all this.
281
00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:53,247
- Whatever. He can't read.
- Do you mind
282
00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:54,624
if I come in and talk to you
for a minute?
283
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,543
I just want to ask
a few questions about Coach.
284
00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:00,588
I don't know anything.
285
00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:02,840
Then no harm asking, right?
286
00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:07,345
Come on. Come inside.
287
00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:09,013
Let's go.
288
00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:13,643
Why don't you stay out here.
289
00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:38,251
Miss?
290
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,253
Yeah.
291
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:43,256
Do you have business
in the vicinity?
292
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:46,342
Just the business
of living here.
293
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:50,721
Well, do you mind showing me
some ID to prove that?
294
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,725
- For what?
- Hey.
295
00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:56,394
Shiny shoes.
296
00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:58,396
Stay away from my kid.
297
00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,231
I'm not looking for trouble.
298
00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:02,024
I was just asking
to see some ID.
299
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,068
And threatening to shoot me.
300
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,445
- You all see this incel
301
00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:07,613
with his hand on his weapon?
302
00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:09,532
No, I-I...
I made no such threat.
303
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:10,867
I just caught
this pedo piece of shit
304
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:13,035
trying to harass my kid.
305
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,246
There's no need
for that kind of language.
306
00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:16,622
You think
you can just pull your gun
307
00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:18,583
and everybody's gonna bow down
and suck your cock?
308
00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:20,168
Well, not my kid, pal.
309
00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:23,171
That's not what I was implying.
Rein it in.
310
00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:25,047
Now you're telling me
how to talk? Right here
311
00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:26,424
in my own house?
Can you believe this?
312
00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:27,758
No, I'm not.
Please stop filming.
313
00:24:27,842 --> 00:24:29,093
I'm gonna get
his badge number
314
00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:30,428
- right now. Let's read that.
- Go ahead.
315
00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:33,097
- It's on the Internet.
- That's 127D.
316
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,323
Heard about your boy.
317
00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:54,410
- What the fuck
is wrong with you?
- I'm just saying.
318
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,871
Couldn't have happened
to a nicer dude.
319
00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:00,708
Unless it was him.
320
00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:03,169
Right, Big D?
321
00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:05,004
You and Johnny, grad night, man.
322
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:08,799
Y'all two had it going on.
And I remember.
323
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:05,439
- Someone upped
her Adderall again.
- What?
324
00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:06,774
No, I was...
325
00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:08,442
- Wait, what are you doing here?
- Uh,
326
00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:10,361
I got worried when
you didn't show up last night.
327
00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:11,988
So you stalked me?
328
00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:15,574
It's called
329
00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:17,034
consensual following.
330
00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:19,704
I wanted to make sure
you weren't, like,
331
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,998
lying bloody and headless
on the ground.
332
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,960
Right. Cool.
Well, obviously not dead.
333
00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:27,086
Thank God.
334
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:29,755
I can't stop thinking
about Johnny.
335
00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:31,674
I know.
336
00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:33,718
I wasted all year
337
00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:36,137
hating his perfect guts
over nothing,
338
00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:40,141
and now I'm never gonna get
to see him again.
339
00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:42,351
I just...
340
00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:45,771
I-I don't want the same thing
to happen to you.
341
00:26:45,855 --> 00:26:48,858
Yeah. Me, either.
342
00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:54,989
So...
343
00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:57,199
What's up? Dirty panty handoff?
344
00:26:57,283 --> 00:27:00,369
Um...
345
00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:01,871
I'm meeting my stalker,
346
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:03,622
- I-I think.
347
00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:06,500
That's legit a terrible idea.
348
00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:08,044
- I need to prove
it's not Alison.
349
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:09,712
Fuck off, Kyle!
350
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:11,589
I'm late for therapy.
351
00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:14,258
Just remember that
the same rules apply for killers
352
00:27:14,342 --> 00:27:16,052
as for panty pervs:
daylight, public places,
353
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,512
- no secondary location.
- I know.
354
00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:20,723
I'm coming, asshole!
355
00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:23,392
Do not die.
356
00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:24,852
I mean it. I will have
357
00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:27,104
a literal Trisha Paytas
breakdown if you do.
358
00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:29,023
I'll be careful.
359
00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:01,991
Hello?
360
00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:22,595
Hello?
361
00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:27,808
- [ Sweet talks...
362
00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:22,780
Shit. Shit. Shit.
363
00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,365
Now I got you.
364
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:32,790
That was super sus,
right?
365
00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:37,753
I mean, Dale talking
about you and Johnny?
366
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,005
Dale has the mental capacity
of an insect.
367
00:30:42,258 --> 00:30:44,552
Something smells disgusting.
368
00:30:44,635 --> 00:30:46,720
It's a cave.
369
00:30:46,804 --> 00:30:49,640
Those cops
better not fucking arrest Kelly.
370
00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:51,559
She's got a kid, and we all know
371
00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:53,978
she hasn't done shit
besides be poor.
372
00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:57,648
Hello?
373
00:30:57,731 --> 00:31:00,693
Mr. Fairness
and Justice for All?
374
00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:02,736
You really think
Alison could still be here?
375
00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:04,238
Her name's not here.
376
00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:06,073
Well, yeah,
she's not a part of the cult.
377
00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:07,408
It's not just them.
378
00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:09,702
- It's everyone
who died in here.
- Okay.
379
00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:11,620
So whatever freak show
carved them all
380
00:31:11,704 --> 00:31:13,872
probably thinks she ran away
like everyone else.
381
00:31:13,956 --> 00:31:16,417
- She didn't run away.
- Okay, I know.
382
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:18,002
I was there. I'm just saying
383
00:31:18,085 --> 00:31:19,962
the names don't mean shit.
She's dead.
384
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:21,630
Then why are you here?
385
00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:28,721
To make sure
you don't end up like Johnny.
386
00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:31,932
If Alison wants to kill me for
what I did, that's up to her.
387
00:31:32,016 --> 00:31:34,935
Dude, I get it, okay?
388
00:31:35,019 --> 00:31:36,937
You feel bad.
389
00:31:37,021 --> 00:31:40,190
But you didn't do
anything wrong.
390
00:31:50,993 --> 00:31:52,411
lose me, I can find you...
391
00:32:10,012 --> 00:32:11,555
I ain't gonna wait...
392
00:32:11,639 --> 00:32:13,182
So, are, um,
393
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:15,726
- are you having fun?
- Uh...
394
00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:19,188
Yeah, it depends
on how you define "fun."
395
00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:21,899
- Um, do you...
do you want to...?
- Oh, sorry.
396
00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:23,442
Uh, no, no, no. It's fine.
397
00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:25,736
- Sorry.
- Sorry to the table?
398
00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:28,572
Right. Exactly.
399
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:32,034
Is she not the cutest thing
you ever saw?
400
00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:37,456
on the floor...
401
00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:39,375
Uh, did you want a shot,
too, or...?
402
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:49,426
on the floor...
403
00:32:49,510 --> 00:32:51,512
I can't fucking believe you.
404
00:32:55,808 --> 00:32:57,810
It's my fault
she was in the road that night.
405
00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:00,104
I know
that your demented OCD brain
406
00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:02,398
is telling you that,
but it's not.
407
00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:04,316
I could have stopped it
so many times.
408
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,902
No one could have stopped it.
409
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,529
Okay? We all did what we did.
410
00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:09,780
I feel guilty, too.
411
00:33:09,863 --> 00:33:10,989
I thought I saw her
take a breath
412
00:33:11,073 --> 00:33:12,783
when we were leaving the cave.
413
00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:14,576
Wait, what?
414
00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:16,495
I mean, it wasn't real.
415
00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:17,746
I'm just... I'm telling you
416
00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:18,914
- that that's what I...
417
00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:22,000
Oh, my gosh.
418
00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:24,211
What's with all the screams,
Neve Campbell?
419
00:33:24,294 --> 00:33:25,796
I texted we were coming.
420
00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:27,673
Are you fucking serious?
421
00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:29,174
Sorry I wasn't chill
when I thought saw
422
00:33:29,258 --> 00:33:31,218
Zombieland psycho twin
over there trying
423
00:33:31,301 --> 00:33:32,928
- to merk us.
- Dale just tried
424
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,597
- to attack me.
- Are you sure
he wasn't making a move?
425
00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:37,349
I mean, I know you two were
426
00:33:37,433 --> 00:33:39,143
into those games.
427
00:33:40,144 --> 00:33:41,145
It wasn't that.
428
00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:42,730
I saw his truck.
429
00:33:42,813 --> 00:33:44,356
He was the one following me.
430
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:45,816
And we all know
he clones phones,
431
00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:47,568
and he saw us that night.
432
00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:50,112
And he was pretty sus
about Johnny earlier.
433
00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:51,739
- It's not Dale.
- Even if he saw us,
434
00:33:51,822 --> 00:33:53,282
why would he care
if we killed Alison?
435
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:55,159
You're the one
he's obsessed with.
436
00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:56,660
Facts.
437
00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,539
Oh, unless it was, like,
this elaborate plot
438
00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:02,666
to send you running
into his arms to save you.
439
00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:04,752
- Très Swimfan.
- I thought you hated
old movies.
440
00:34:04,835 --> 00:34:06,211
- Only the boring ones.
- Okay, can we
441
00:34:06,295 --> 00:34:07,421
please just focus up
and talk about how
442
00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:09,047
- we're gonna stop Dale?
- I told you,
443
00:34:09,131 --> 00:34:11,300
- Dale didn't do it.
- And how are you
so fucking sure?
444
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,969
'Cause Alison was alive when
we left her here that night.
445
00:34:15,012 --> 00:34:17,055
Riley saw her breathe.
446
00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:20,851
This is extremely upsetting.
447
00:34:20,934 --> 00:34:22,227
She wasn't alive, okay?
448
00:34:22,311 --> 00:34:23,771
Dead people don't breathe.
449
00:34:23,854 --> 00:34:25,731
Just 'cause someone
shits themselves doesn't mean
450
00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:28,025
- they're coming
to fucking kill you.
- What about texting videos?
451
00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:32,196
My sister didn't send that,
and I know she's fucking dead.
452
00:34:34,031 --> 00:34:36,241
Look, I killed her.
I hit her with the car,
453
00:34:36,325 --> 00:34:38,994
I put her in the trunk, and
I left her in this fucking cave.
454
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,330
You think I want
any of that to be true?
455
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,749
You think I don't wish
Alison was here right now
456
00:34:43,832 --> 00:34:45,167
instead of me?
457
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,627
She would tell you all
to shove it
458
00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:48,504
up your bleached assholes,
and she wouldn't give a shit
459
00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:51,215
because you are all
the worst fucking friends.
460
00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:52,466
And she was right.
You don't want
461
00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:53,759
to believe
that it was Dale? Fine.
462
00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:56,011
Fuck you.
I'll go deal with him myself.
463
00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:00,557
Um...
464
00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:02,643
That was a lot.
465
00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:34,967
Hey.
466
00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:48,480
Hey.
467
00:35:50,524 --> 00:35:52,109
What are you doing here?
468
00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:53,986
We finished
bleaching our assholes early,
469
00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:57,614
so thought we'd help you
deal with the psycho killer.
470
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,534
You're welcome.
471
00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:16,925
No, sir,
a gorilla head will not do.
472
00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:19,803
I'm looking for a human head.
473
00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:21,513
What kind of human head?
474
00:36:21,597 --> 00:36:24,558
Male. Late teens, early 20s.
475
00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:27,477
- No, we can't help you.
- No?
476
00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:31,023
Do you have another type
of human head?
477
00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:43,410
I don't get it.
478
00:36:43,493 --> 00:36:45,704
What's not to get?
What do we do?
479
00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:46,705
Told you
he didn't do it.
480
00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:48,040
Dale was a fucking douchebag,
481
00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,458
but he deserved better
than this.
482
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,418
I mean, who the fuck
even likes Blue Crush anyways?
483
00:36:51,501 --> 00:36:53,587
Everything is so fucked!
484
00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:57,049
- Do you think
his dick was blue?
- Look, all I know
485
00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:58,133
is that he was
the one following me.
486
00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,134
That doesn't mean
487
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:00,594
- he's a killer.
- Or he deserved to die.
488
00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:03,096
I mean, what were you
doing there before we showed up?
489
00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:06,266
You're not seriously accusing me
of being shady right now.
490
00:37:06,350 --> 00:37:08,936
I don't know, maybe I am.
Did you see anything?
491
00:37:09,019 --> 00:37:11,271
- No. N-No. I...
- Okay,
we all need to calm down
492
00:37:11,355 --> 00:37:13,899
and face the fact
that Alison did this.
493
00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:15,484
I don't mean to be rude,
494
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,194
but you always said
she was a psycho bitch.
495
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:22,407
Okay, even if she was alive,
why would she kill Dale?
496
00:37:22,491 --> 00:37:23,992
Maybe he caught her
doing something sus
497
00:37:24,076 --> 00:37:26,828
while he was stalking you.
Or maybe she wanted drugs.
498
00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:29,164
Tea. Especially if she's been
living in a cave all year.
499
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:32,209
- That is majorly stressful.
- We need to find her.
500
00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:33,627
Dylan. Dylan,
501
00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:35,462
come on. This is Alison
we're talking about.
502
00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:38,632
You don't seriously think she's
capable of something like this?
503
00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:41,760
Did you think we were capable
of doing what we did?
504
00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:43,845
That was an accident.
505
00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:50,727
I don't think any of us know
what we're capable of.
506
00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:57,317
- Shit. The cops.
507
00:37:57,401 --> 00:38:00,153
We need to go.
508
00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:18,588
"Waikiki Jungle"]
509
00:38:21,258 --> 00:38:23,260
Hello?
510
00:38:28,849 --> 00:38:30,392
Anybody here?
511
00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:46,074
Hello?
512
00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,660
Oh.
513
00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:53,123
Looks like you're
overflowing there, buddy.
514
00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:04,968
Shit!
515
00:39:05,052 --> 00:39:08,096
I got a 187 down
at the Snak 'n Stuff.
516
00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:18,899
We found what looks like
517
00:39:18,982 --> 00:39:20,400
goat guts in the dumpster.
518
00:39:20,484 --> 00:39:22,652
Let's get it tested.
519
00:39:24,071 --> 00:39:26,073
- Surveillance footage?
- It's been
absconded with.
520
00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:27,657
But I did find
521
00:39:27,741 --> 00:39:31,078
a felonious amount of drugs
hidden in the corn dogs.
522
00:39:42,506 --> 00:39:44,091
So, that's it?
523
00:39:44,174 --> 00:39:46,468
yeah, I can bring a girl...
524
00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:48,220
I'm sorry.
525
00:39:49,971 --> 00:39:51,807
to hear me say it...
526
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:53,892
I'm sorry.
527
00:39:55,227 --> 00:39:57,521
I'm-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
528
00:39:57,604 --> 00:39:58,855
You're not seriously
529
00:39:58,939 --> 00:40:01,108
saving yourself for Alison,
are you? 'Cause...
530
00:40:01,191 --> 00:40:03,652
you know
she's never gonna fuck you!
531
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:08,698
Let's fuck shit up.
532
00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:12,911
You know you want to.
533
00:40:16,206 --> 00:40:19,835
can we throw it down again...
534
00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:22,712
Can't fucking believe you.
535
00:40:24,131 --> 00:40:26,049
to hear me say it...
536
00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:27,425
I think I might be a bad person.
537
00:40:27,509 --> 00:40:28,802
You're not actually a good guy,
you know?
538
00:40:28,885 --> 00:40:30,303
You're just a chickenshit.
539
00:41:20,604 --> 00:41:23,523
- Mm, she is ready.
- Mm-hmm.
540
00:41:23,607 --> 00:41:25,108
Is that mine?
541
00:41:25,192 --> 00:41:26,693
Some of it.
542
00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:29,696
She needs a night out
after what she's been through.
543
00:42:38,682 --> 00:42:41,851
- Oh, you like that?
- Yeah.
544
00:45:01,616 --> 00:45:03,576
Whee!