1 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:36,912 Hey, it's Bruce. 2 00:00:36,996 --> 00:00:39,290 - Leave a message. - Fuck. Dad. 3 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:42,001 Fuck! Call me back. 4 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,178 Hey, it's Bruce. Leave a message. 5 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:53,929 Fuck. Dad. 6 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:55,473 I need to talk to you. 7 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:02,563 - Dad? 8 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:05,209 Coach's body's already headed to the morgue. 9 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:11,465 Shit! 10 00:02:11,549 --> 00:02:12,508 Clara. Fuck! 11 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:29,191 No one's found the head? 12 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:20,284 He's dead. 13 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,453 I know. 14 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:25,414 I mean, how could anyone...? 15 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,917 Did you see it? 16 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,209 We all saw it. That's why we're meeting 17 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:31,086 in this sketch-ass parking lot. 18 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:33,005 Can you not be a bitch for five minutes? 19 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:36,508 - I loved him so much. - We all loved him. 20 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:37,843 He was my best friend. 21 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,056 I really can't breathe. 22 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:48,187 Do... Do you think he was in pain? 23 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:50,522 I mean, he got his head chopped off. 24 00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:51,857 Okay, that's really not helping. 25 00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:53,067 - Sorry. 26 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:54,443 I can't breathe right now. 27 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:59,949 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, come here. Come here. 28 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:08,791 - Shit! 29 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:11,001 - Oh, my God. - What the fuck? Get back in the car. 30 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:13,504 - What the fuck?! What the...?! 31 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,839 - Dude, seriously?! 32 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,426 You came. 33 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:21,428 Johnny's dead. 34 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:25,182 I know. 35 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,893 I... I got Alison's text. 36 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:31,689 I can't believe that cunt killed him. 37 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:35,484 - W-What? Alison didn't do this. - How do you know? 38 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,361 - Because she's dead. - Not even my moms 39 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,571 believe somebody can text from the dead. 40 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:41,156 I mean, well, then, 41 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,992 someone found her phone or cloned it or something. 42 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:44,660 I mean, someone is obviously doing this 43 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,078 - to fuck with us. - What absolute psychopath 44 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,579 would do something like that? 45 00:04:47,663 --> 00:04:49,999 The same one that chopped Johnny's head off. 46 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:52,334 Stop saying "chopped his head off." Seriously, 47 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:55,254 - so ugly of you. - It's not Alison. 48 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,380 It's whoever put that goat head 49 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:57,673 in my closet and has been following me 50 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,425 in that black pickup truck. 51 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:01,176 You didn't tell me someone was following you. 52 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:02,553 She told me. 53 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,013 You told Riley but not me? 54 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:06,181 Look, I'm telling you now, and Johnny was Alison's only friend. 55 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:08,267 Why would she do that to him? 56 00:05:09,435 --> 00:05:12,021 She... She loved him. 57 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,315 That's why. 58 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:17,443 It's classic psychopath behavior to hurt 59 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,486 the one you love. 60 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:20,863 I think we should tell 61 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:23,282 that sandpaper pussy policewoman what we know. 62 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,075 - Can we not talk about her pussy? - We're not calling the police. 63 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:26,744 You're un-fucking-believable. 64 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,370 Are you insulting me? 65 00:05:28,454 --> 00:05:30,622 I just lost my best friend. 66 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:32,041 We should've gone to the police 67 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:33,751 - a year ago. 68 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,919 - But now that you're in danger... - Breaking news alert. 69 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,296 We're all in danger. 70 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,423 Oh, too bad. 71 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:42,509 - I'm not turning Alison in. - Okay, we all agreed. 72 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:44,553 We're not calling the cops, okay? 73 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:47,514 - We can fucking figure this out ourselves. - We have to find her. 74 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:51,060 - Stop saying it was her. - Then who else killed Johnny? 75 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,499 What's up? 76 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:24,968 Jesus Christ. 77 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:31,850 - Hey. - Hey. 78 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:35,062 Uh, can I get a ride? 79 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:37,314 Please? 80 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,149 Sure. 81 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:41,235 I got it. 82 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:08,679 How are you? 83 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,891 Amazing. Obviously. 84 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:18,480 Well, I'm legit freaking out. 85 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:22,067 I don't think we should be alone. 86 00:07:22,151 --> 00:07:23,944 You know, 'cause... 87 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:27,906 Johnny's... dead. 88 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:36,456 You want to get in? 89 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:40,419 Homeless people poop here. 90 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:42,421 Come ki at mine. 91 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:52,472 Uh, um, I'll meet you there. 92 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:10,199 Let's just sit here in awkward silence. 93 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:15,954 - Hey. 94 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:27,132 to hear me say it... 95 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:29,176 Aw. She's shy. 96 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,137 Did you get my cereal? 97 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,435 Prescription strength. 98 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,979 You know me, I thrive on a balanced breakfast. 99 00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:42,272 Thanks, Riri. 100 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:50,364 Do you just seriously hate me now? 101 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:52,908 No. 102 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:58,789 Can you at least tell me why, 103 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,917 besides the fact that I'm poor and have bad values? 104 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,002 'Cause that's legit my mom's fault. 105 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:08,632 Is it 'cause I kill bugs? 'Cause you know 106 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,968 that whole catch and release thing is total bullshit. 107 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,470 They die anyways. 108 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,270 It's not that thing 109 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:23,939 that happened in the bouncy house last year, is it? 110 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,441 'Cause I'm not into you like that. 111 00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:28,277 I didn't think you were. 112 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,280 Good. 'Cause I'm not. 113 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:34,616 I honestly just felt sorry for you. 114 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,285 Good to know. 115 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:40,956 Shit. 116 00:09:41,957 --> 00:09:44,626 - Who are you? 117 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:46,795 I was not ready for my spotlight. 118 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:49,715 - Always, baby. Always, always. - I know, I know, I know. 119 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:52,968 And before you... What? Oh, nice. 120 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,177 What? 121 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,846 - What do you think? - I have 122 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,389 no fucking clue, as usual. 123 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,516 Your mom said you would babysit Kai. 124 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,560 Sorry, Kelly. She might want to tell me that next time. 125 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,603 Coach the roach never picked up his kid. 126 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:05,981 - Fucking deadbeat. - Yeah, fuck that guy. 127 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,483 Him and his fucking football drills. 128 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,153 Hi, Courtney. 129 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:12,904 Hi, Kelly. 130 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:13,947 Someone got hot. 131 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:15,824 - Thanks. 132 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:17,534 - Jesus, Mom. - What? 133 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:21,580 - He's 18. Totally legal. - Sorry about that. 134 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:23,123 Hey, um, 135 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:25,167 want me to help you look for Alison tomorrow? 136 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,669 Unless you got some other big plans. 137 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:32,174 - I got nothing. - Cool. I'll hit you up. 138 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:35,260 - Something you want to tell me? 139 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:44,353 I'm looking for Kelly Craft. 140 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:54,237 Hey, it's Alison. Leave a message or don't. 141 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:01,203 - Fuck. 142 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,728 - Hey, Lennon. - Hi. 143 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:28,563 Did-did I do something wrong? 144 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:30,440 I mean, I-I wasn't speeding, was I? 145 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,109 Nope. 146 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:36,071 Where you coming from? 147 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,240 Is this some profiling thing? 148 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,367 What happened here? 149 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:43,161 It's Red Rush. 150 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,498 Slushy. I-I spilled. 151 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,792 You should get home. 152 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,169 That-That's it? 153 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:53,463 Your dad's been trying to reach you. 154 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:01,638 If I don't go home, you gonna cuff me? 155 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,307 I mean, I know you're into that kind of thing. 156 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:06,995 That was not cool. 157 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,288 Sending your secret girlfriend 158 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,207 to bring me home? I 1,000% agree. 159 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,750 You want to be treated like an adult, 160 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,335 - you got to act like one. - Oh, you mean like you? 161 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:14,753 Are you really sure that's what you want? 162 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,005 I get that whatever you saw must have been pretty upsetting. 163 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,049 Yeah, gold medal in understatements. 164 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,800 Well, I'm sure I wouldn't like 165 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,594 what I saw in your phone, either! 166 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:26,431 That's why we respect each other's privacy! 167 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,268 - Are you done? - No. 168 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,940 Something I need-need to talk to you about. Um... 169 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,194 It's about Johnny. 170 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:45,116 I-I know. 171 00:13:57,379 --> 00:14:00,382 I'm sorry, honey. Oh, come here. 172 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,705 Like, I swear to whatever god you worship, 173 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,915 it just takes the edge off. 174 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:35,875 What if I don't have an edge? 175 00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:40,880 You totally do. You need to, like, loosen up. 176 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:44,634 You'd legit be, like, a fucking ten if you did. 177 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:45,969 No way. 178 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,806 Let's fuck shit up. 179 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,276 - Whoa. 180 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:04,112 Uh... 181 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,114 That feels good. 182 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,096 She talked about cutting 183 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,223 Coach's brake lines all the time. 184 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,933 Everyone knows Kelly did it. 185 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,268 She's trash. 186 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,522 He and Johnny were so sweet together. 187 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,982 And they waited till Johnny turned 18. 188 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:26,277 You don't take a team all-state five years running 189 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,238 without having a big heart. 190 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,311 - Hello? 191 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,941 Jesus. What the fuck is up with you and dumpsters 192 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,277 - these days? - I was going to use the restroom. 193 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,907 Yeah. Bodily functions. 194 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,538 Since when do you smoke? 195 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:26,629 Sometimes it just makes me feel close to her. 196 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,631 How are you doing? 197 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:32,051 With, you know, everything? 198 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:36,264 I mean, we just... We haven't really talked. 199 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,933 I have nothing to say. 200 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,563 You know you want to. 201 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,838 Everyone knows once Coach tied the knot, 202 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,256 Kelly'd get nothing. 203 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,343 I call that motivation. 204 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,430 It's keto. 205 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:18,973 You lie. 206 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,725 Only to the people I love. 207 00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,852 Thanks, Harold. 208 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,230 Sorry about your friend. 209 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,774 Me, too. He was my only real one. 210 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,609 I know it must 211 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,528 feel like that right now. 212 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:35,406 But, um, well, you've got lots of friends. 213 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,993 You're the tits, Harold. 214 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:41,287 No, you're the tits. 215 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:49,128 Goddamn. 216 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:55,176 You know how hard it was to tell my kid sports camp was canceled? 217 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,136 I love children. 218 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,222 Good to know, Doug. 219 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,890 Seventy-nine percent of all murders 220 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,892 in the United States are committed by friends, 221 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,894 loved ones and acquaintances. 222 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,105 Are we still talking about my kid? 223 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,440 Kelly Craft. 224 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,776 People are talking. 225 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,945 Yeah, I heard. 226 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,742 - [ 227 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,684 You're supposed to knock. 228 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,227 Well, you're supposed to answer. 229 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:48,897 Don't worry, I know the rules. 230 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,690 Live the rest of my life as my sister 231 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,775 and use a condom. 232 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,654 That's a good addition, the condom thing. 233 00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:00,825 So, you... 234 00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,452 want to talk about Lyla? 235 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,995 Nope. 236 00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:07,123 Okay. Well... 237 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,168 I-I just... 238 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,672 I just want you to know that... 239 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:19,177 it is healthy for adults to... 240 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,181 You know, uh... 241 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:26,476 ...try things. 242 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,603 Did you just google what to say to your daughter 243 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,730 when she finds out you're the police chief's 244 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,523 secret sex slave? 245 00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:35,068 Uh... 246 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,487 Maybe not those exact words. 247 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:41,282 Okay. 248 00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:45,703 Well, if you change your mind, 249 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:48,206 just let me know. 250 00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:56,589 How long have you two been playing Fifty Shades? 251 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,969 We, uh... 252 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,972 We've been off and on for... 253 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:06,057 a long time. 254 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,686 Is that why Mom killed herself? 255 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:15,191 I don't think so. 256 00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:18,403 Your mom had a lot of issues that... 257 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,823 ...didn't have anything to do with me. 258 00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:24,492 I-I didn't really help, 259 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,704 but she was a complicated person. 260 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,456 And I'm her daughter. 261 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:35,086 Hey. 262 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,716 I love you, okay? 263 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,135 You know that, right? 264 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,847 I'd never tell Lyla anything. 265 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:50,810 - Okay. 266 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:51,853 We're in this together. 267 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,355 Yeah. Noted. 268 00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:20,339 As a trained observer of human behavior, 269 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:21,716 you should be aware. 270 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:23,342 I saw no signs of remorse 271 00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:26,179 when I informed Kelly Craft of Coach Eric Craft's death. 272 00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,848 Makes sense seeing as he's her ex-husband. 273 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:32,602 Public outcry is growing. 274 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:35,021 I don't care about outcries. I care about evidence. 275 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:37,648 Agreed. Which is why I'm also in the process 276 00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:40,109 of contacting all the taxidermists on the island. 277 00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:41,861 Okay. 278 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,613 Just covering all the bases. 279 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,367 Hey, Kelly. 280 00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:50,661 Sorry about all this. 281 00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:53,247 - Whatever. He can't read. - Do you mind 282 00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:54,624 if I come in and talk to you for a minute? 283 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,543 I just want to ask a few questions about Coach. 284 00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:00,588 I don't know anything. 285 00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:02,840 Then no harm asking, right? 286 00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:07,345 Come on. Come inside. 287 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:09,013 Let's go. 288 00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:13,643 Why don't you stay out here. 289 00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:38,251 Miss? 290 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,253 Yeah. 291 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:43,256 Do you have business in the vicinity? 292 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:46,342 Just the business of living here. 293 00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:50,721 Well, do you mind showing me some ID to prove that? 294 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,725 - For what? - Hey. 295 00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:56,394 Shiny shoes. 296 00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:58,396 Stay away from my kid. 297 00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,231 I'm not looking for trouble. 298 00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:02,024 I was just asking to see some ID. 299 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,068 And threatening to shoot me. 300 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,445 - You all see this incel 301 00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:07,613 with his hand on his weapon? 302 00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:09,532 No, I-I... I made no such threat. 303 00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:10,867 I just caught this pedo piece of shit 304 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:13,035 trying to harass my kid. 305 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,246 There's no need for that kind of language. 306 00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:16,622 You think you can just pull your gun 307 00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:18,583 and everybody's gonna bow down and suck your cock? 308 00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:20,168 Well, not my kid, pal. 309 00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:23,171 That's not what I was implying. Rein it in. 310 00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:25,047 Now you're telling me how to talk? Right here 311 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:26,424 in my own house? Can you believe this? 312 00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:27,758 No, I'm not. Please stop filming. 313 00:24:27,842 --> 00:24:29,093 I'm gonna get his badge number 314 00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:30,428 - right now. Let's read that. - Go ahead. 315 00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:33,097 - It's on the Internet. - That's 127D. 316 00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,323 Heard about your boy. 317 00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:54,410 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - I'm just saying. 318 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,871 Couldn't have happened to a nicer dude. 319 00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:00,708 Unless it was him. 320 00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:03,169 Right, Big D? 321 00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:05,004 You and Johnny, grad night, man. 322 00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:08,799 Y'all two had it going on. And I remember. 323 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:05,439 - Someone upped her Adderall again. - What? 324 00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:06,774 No, I was... 325 00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:08,442 - Wait, what are you doing here? - Uh, 326 00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:10,361 I got worried when you didn't show up last night. 327 00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:11,988 So you stalked me? 328 00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:15,574 It's called 329 00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:17,034 consensual following. 330 00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:19,704 I wanted to make sure you weren't, like, 331 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,998 lying bloody and headless on the ground. 332 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,960 Right. Cool. Well, obviously not dead. 333 00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:27,086 Thank God. 334 00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:29,755 I can't stop thinking about Johnny. 335 00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:31,674 I know. 336 00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:33,718 I wasted all year 337 00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:36,137 hating his perfect guts over nothing, 338 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:40,141 and now I'm never gonna get to see him again. 339 00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:42,351 I just... 340 00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:45,771 I-I don't want the same thing to happen to you. 341 00:26:45,855 --> 00:26:48,858 Yeah. Me, either. 342 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:54,989 So... 343 00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:57,199 What's up? Dirty panty handoff? 344 00:26:57,283 --> 00:27:00,369 Um... 345 00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:01,871 I'm meeting my stalker, 346 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:03,622 - I-I think. 347 00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:06,500 That's legit a terrible idea. 348 00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:08,044 - I need to prove it's not Alison. 349 00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:09,712 Fuck off, Kyle! 350 00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:11,589 I'm late for therapy. 351 00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:14,258 Just remember that the same rules apply for killers 352 00:27:14,342 --> 00:27:16,052 as for panty pervs: daylight, public places, 353 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,512 - no secondary location. - I know. 354 00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:20,723 I'm coming, asshole! 355 00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:23,392 Do not die. 356 00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:24,852 I mean it. I will have 357 00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:27,104 a literal Trisha Paytas breakdown if you do. 358 00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:29,023 I'll be careful. 359 00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:01,991 Hello? 360 00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:22,595 Hello? 361 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:27,808 - [ Sweet talks... 362 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:22,780 Shit. Shit. Shit. 363 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,365 Now I got you. 364 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:32,790 That was super sus, right? 365 00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:37,753 I mean, Dale talking about you and Johnny? 366 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,005 Dale has the mental capacity of an insect. 367 00:30:42,258 --> 00:30:44,552 Something smells disgusting. 368 00:30:44,635 --> 00:30:46,720 It's a cave. 369 00:30:46,804 --> 00:30:49,640 Those cops better not fucking arrest Kelly. 370 00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:51,559 She's got a kid, and we all know 371 00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:53,978 she hasn't done shit besides be poor. 372 00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:57,648 Hello? 373 00:30:57,731 --> 00:31:00,693 Mr. Fairness and Justice for All? 374 00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:02,736 You really think Alison could still be here? 375 00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:04,238 Her name's not here. 376 00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:06,073 Well, yeah, she's not a part of the cult. 377 00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:07,408 It's not just them. 378 00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:09,702 - It's everyone who died in here. - Okay. 379 00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:11,620 So whatever freak show carved them all 380 00:31:11,704 --> 00:31:13,872 probably thinks she ran away like everyone else. 381 00:31:13,956 --> 00:31:16,417 - She didn't run away. - Okay, I know. 382 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:18,002 I was there. I'm just saying 383 00:31:18,085 --> 00:31:19,962 the names don't mean shit. She's dead. 384 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:21,630 Then why are you here? 385 00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:28,721 To make sure you don't end up like Johnny. 386 00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:31,932 If Alison wants to kill me for what I did, that's up to her. 387 00:31:32,016 --> 00:31:34,935 Dude, I get it, okay? 388 00:31:35,019 --> 00:31:36,937 You feel bad. 389 00:31:37,021 --> 00:31:40,190 But you didn't do anything wrong. 390 00:31:50,993 --> 00:31:52,411 lose me, I can find you... 391 00:32:10,012 --> 00:32:11,555 I ain't gonna wait... 392 00:32:11,639 --> 00:32:13,182 So, are, um, 393 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:15,726 - are you having fun? - Uh... 394 00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:19,188 Yeah, it depends on how you define "fun." 395 00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:21,899 - Um, do you... do you want to...? - Oh, sorry. 396 00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:23,442 Uh, no, no, no. It's fine. 397 00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:25,736 - Sorry. - Sorry to the table? 398 00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:28,572 Right. Exactly. 399 00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:32,034 Is she not the cutest thing you ever saw? 400 00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:37,456 on the floor... 401 00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:39,375 Uh, did you want a shot, too, or...? 402 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:49,426 on the floor... 403 00:32:49,510 --> 00:32:51,512 I can't fucking believe you. 404 00:32:55,808 --> 00:32:57,810 It's my fault she was in the road that night. 405 00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:00,104 I know that your demented OCD brain 406 00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:02,398 is telling you that, but it's not. 407 00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:04,316 I could have stopped it so many times. 408 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,902 No one could have stopped it. 409 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,529 Okay? We all did what we did. 410 00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:09,780 I feel guilty, too. 411 00:33:09,863 --> 00:33:10,989 I thought I saw her take a breath 412 00:33:11,073 --> 00:33:12,783 when we were leaving the cave. 413 00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:14,576 Wait, what? 414 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:16,495 I mean, it wasn't real. 415 00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:17,746 I'm just... I'm telling you 416 00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:18,914 - that that's what I... 417 00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:22,000 Oh, my gosh. 418 00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:24,211 What's with all the screams, Neve Campbell? 419 00:33:24,294 --> 00:33:25,796 I texted we were coming. 420 00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:27,673 Are you fucking serious? 421 00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:29,174 Sorry I wasn't chill when I thought saw 422 00:33:29,258 --> 00:33:31,218 Zombieland psycho twin over there trying 423 00:33:31,301 --> 00:33:32,928 - to merk us. - Dale just tried 424 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,597 - to attack me. - Are you sure he wasn't making a move? 425 00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:37,349 I mean, I know you two were 426 00:33:37,433 --> 00:33:39,143 into those games. 427 00:33:40,144 --> 00:33:41,145 It wasn't that. 428 00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:42,730 I saw his truck. 429 00:33:42,813 --> 00:33:44,356 He was the one following me. 430 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:45,816 And we all know he clones phones, 431 00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:47,568 and he saw us that night. 432 00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:50,112 And he was pretty sus about Johnny earlier. 433 00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:51,739 - It's not Dale. - Even if he saw us, 434 00:33:51,822 --> 00:33:53,282 why would he care if we killed Alison? 435 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:55,159 You're the one he's obsessed with. 436 00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:56,660 Facts. 437 00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,539 Oh, unless it was, like, this elaborate plot 438 00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:02,666 to send you running into his arms to save you. 439 00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:04,752 - Très Swimfan. - I thought you hated old movies. 440 00:34:04,835 --> 00:34:06,211 - Only the boring ones. - Okay, can we 441 00:34:06,295 --> 00:34:07,421 please just focus up and talk about how 442 00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:09,047 - we're gonna stop Dale? - I told you, 443 00:34:09,131 --> 00:34:11,300 - Dale didn't do it. - And how are you so fucking sure? 444 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,969 'Cause Alison was alive when we left her here that night. 445 00:34:15,012 --> 00:34:17,055 Riley saw her breathe. 446 00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:20,851 This is extremely upsetting. 447 00:34:20,934 --> 00:34:22,227 She wasn't alive, okay? 448 00:34:22,311 --> 00:34:23,771 Dead people don't breathe. 449 00:34:23,854 --> 00:34:25,731 Just 'cause someone shits themselves doesn't mean 450 00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:28,025 - they're coming to fucking kill you. - What about texting videos? 451 00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:32,196 My sister didn't send that, and I know she's fucking dead. 452 00:34:34,031 --> 00:34:36,241 Look, I killed her. I hit her with the car, 453 00:34:36,325 --> 00:34:38,994 I put her in the trunk, and I left her in this fucking cave. 454 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,330 You think I want any of that to be true? 455 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,749 You think I don't wish Alison was here right now 456 00:34:43,832 --> 00:34:45,167 instead of me? 457 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,627 She would tell you all to shove it 458 00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:48,504 up your bleached assholes, and she wouldn't give a shit 459 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:51,215 because you are all the worst fucking friends. 460 00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:52,466 And she was right. You don't want 461 00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:53,759 to believe that it was Dale? Fine. 462 00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:56,011 Fuck you. I'll go deal with him myself. 463 00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:00,557 Um... 464 00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:02,643 That was a lot. 465 00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:34,967 Hey. 466 00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:48,480 Hey. 467 00:35:50,524 --> 00:35:52,109 What are you doing here? 468 00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:53,986 We finished bleaching our assholes early, 469 00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:57,614 so thought we'd help you deal with the psycho killer. 470 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,534 You're welcome. 471 00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:16,925 No, sir, a gorilla head will not do. 472 00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:19,803 I'm looking for a human head. 473 00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:21,513 What kind of human head? 474 00:36:21,597 --> 00:36:24,558 Male. Late teens, early 20s. 475 00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:27,477 - No, we can't help you. - No? 476 00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:31,023 Do you have another type of human head? 477 00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:43,410 I don't get it. 478 00:36:43,493 --> 00:36:45,704 What's not to get? What do we do? 479 00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:46,705 Told you he didn't do it. 480 00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:48,040 Dale was a fucking douchebag, 481 00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,458 but he deserved better than this. 482 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,418 I mean, who the fuck even likes Blue Crush anyways? 483 00:36:51,501 --> 00:36:53,587 Everything is so fucked! 484 00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:57,049 - Do you think his dick was blue? - Look, all I know 485 00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:58,133 is that he was the one following me. 486 00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,134 That doesn't mean 487 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:00,594 - he's a killer. - Or he deserved to die. 488 00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:03,096 I mean, what were you doing there before we showed up? 489 00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:06,266 You're not seriously accusing me of being shady right now. 490 00:37:06,350 --> 00:37:08,936 I don't know, maybe I am. Did you see anything? 491 00:37:09,019 --> 00:37:11,271 - No. N-No. I... - Okay, we all need to calm down 492 00:37:11,355 --> 00:37:13,899 and face the fact that Alison did this. 493 00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:15,484 I don't mean to be rude, 494 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,194 but you always said she was a psycho bitch. 495 00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:22,407 Okay, even if she was alive, why would she kill Dale? 496 00:37:22,491 --> 00:37:23,992 Maybe he caught her doing something sus 497 00:37:24,076 --> 00:37:26,828 while he was stalking you. Or maybe she wanted drugs. 498 00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:29,164 Tea. Especially if she's been living in a cave all year. 499 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:32,209 - That is majorly stressful. - We need to find her. 500 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:33,627 Dylan. Dylan, 501 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:35,462 come on. This is Alison we're talking about. 502 00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:38,632 You don't seriously think she's capable of something like this? 503 00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:41,760 Did you think we were capable of doing what we did? 504 00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:43,845 That was an accident. 505 00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:50,727 I don't think any of us know what we're capable of. 506 00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:57,317 - Shit. The cops. 507 00:37:57,401 --> 00:38:00,153 We need to go. 508 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:18,588 "Waikiki Jungle"] 509 00:38:21,258 --> 00:38:23,260 Hello? 510 00:38:28,849 --> 00:38:30,392 Anybody here? 511 00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:46,074 Hello? 512 00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,660 Oh. 513 00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:53,123 Looks like you're overflowing there, buddy. 514 00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:04,968 Shit! 515 00:39:05,052 --> 00:39:08,096 I got a 187 down at the Snak 'n Stuff. 516 00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:18,899 We found what looks like 517 00:39:18,982 --> 00:39:20,400 goat guts in the dumpster. 518 00:39:20,484 --> 00:39:22,652 Let's get it tested. 519 00:39:24,071 --> 00:39:26,073 - Surveillance footage? - It's been absconded with. 520 00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:27,657 But I did find 521 00:39:27,741 --> 00:39:31,078 a felonious amount of drugs hidden in the corn dogs. 522 00:39:42,506 --> 00:39:44,091 So, that's it? 523 00:39:44,174 --> 00:39:46,468 yeah, I can bring a girl... 524 00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:48,220 I'm sorry. 525 00:39:49,971 --> 00:39:51,807 to hear me say it... 526 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:53,892 I'm sorry. 527 00:39:55,227 --> 00:39:57,521 I'm-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 528 00:39:57,604 --> 00:39:58,855 You're not seriously 529 00:39:58,939 --> 00:40:01,108 saving yourself for Alison, are you? 'Cause... 530 00:40:01,191 --> 00:40:03,652 you know she's never gonna fuck you! 531 00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:08,698 Let's fuck shit up. 532 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:12,911 You know you want to. 533 00:40:16,206 --> 00:40:19,835 can we throw it down again... 534 00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:22,712 Can't fucking believe you. 535 00:40:24,131 --> 00:40:26,049 to hear me say it... 536 00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:27,425 I think I might be a bad person. 537 00:40:27,509 --> 00:40:28,802 You're not actually a good guy, you know? 538 00:40:28,885 --> 00:40:30,303 You're just a chickenshit. 539 00:41:20,604 --> 00:41:23,523 - Mm, she is ready. - Mm-hmm. 540 00:41:23,607 --> 00:41:25,108 Is that mine? 541 00:41:25,192 --> 00:41:26,693 Some of it. 542 00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:29,696 She needs a night out after what she's been through. 543 00:42:38,682 --> 00:42:41,851 - Oh, you like that? - Yeah. 544 00:45:01,616 --> 00:45:03,576 Whee!