♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
-[grunts] -Mmm.
[grunting]
[snarling]
[screaming]
[slow motion screaming]
[intense music playing]
[snorts, grunts]
[panting]
[snorts]
This is the inside of the Nowhere King's brain?
I expected… [sighs]
…not this.
[groans] My body looks…
normal?
[groans]
My wibbly-wobbly physique!
[Wammawink] ♪ In Centaurworld ♪
-[neighing] -[vocalizing]
[squeaks]
[dramatic music playing]
What do you mean Horse is inside his brain?
Look, I'm not trying to be a snarky tool right now,
but it's exactly how it sounds.
Horse leaped like a flying-saucer savior of the night and used her backstory magic.
And then she made all the tinker-tonker big bad warriors frozen. See? [grunts]
Why would she do that?
The… The General is on his way.
But he's not here yet.
The battle was going to start without him.
[gasps]
[Wammawink] She sacrificed herself to win the war.
She didn't even consult me about this! Wh… You gotta consult your best friend
before a sacrificial heroic mission, you know. [yelps]
I am clearly deeply distraught and trying to hide my sadness and grief
and I am basically going to monologue until there are tears everywhere.
Oh, Horse! My baby Horse!
[whimpering]
So brave! So iconic!
I dramatic cry now!
[crying]
Ah, don't worry. I got you.
[crying, yelling]
Oh no. Here it comes.
[sobbing]
I have tears too, because I love Horse.
[sobbing]
[crying]
All right. Okay. I--
[screaming, crying]
I'm gonna need everyone to stop the crying.
[Gebbrey] But I can't! [sobbing]
So sad!
Okay. Use your magic and get her out of there.
Okay. Well, you have to understand
that I was the first in my family to go to shaman school.
So I was under a lot of pressure and--
Look at me. So you do or you do not have the magic to get Horse out of there?
Well, you… You think… This, uh… The day that--
Ah! Light bulb aha moment!
-Let's saw the Nowhere King's head off. -[rock music playing]
Then she'll fall out his neck.
-[rock music playing] -[chainsaw whirring]
Yeah!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Wouldn't that kill Horse too?
Nuts to this.
Horse is the only one who can get herself out of there.
We have no way to reach her.
-[whimpers] -[sad piano music playing]
I'm sorry.
If she's gone, we have to make her sacrifice matter.
So here's the plan. We have the advantage now.
We are gonna take out every single one of those Minotaurs.
Can you hold that thought? I'd like to address the elephantaur in the room.
I said a lot of mean turd words to Horse, and now that she's not here,
and unable to hear a word I say, I feel that now is a great time to clear the air.
Horse, if you can hear me, I'm sorry for the following items.
Number one, colon. Remember you thought you were getting a bald patch?
And you were nervous it was something genetic?
Well, I only take a little bit of pride in this,
I… I may have been eating your hair in your sleep.
With a fork, not my beak. You know?
Twirling it like spaghetti. [chuckles] I'm not a savage.
[Ched] Okay. Number two, colon. I--
[grunts]
-[sighs] -[squeaks]
[snorts]
[sighs]
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Rider.
I'm sorry I left the way I did.
If you knew what I was gonna do, you would have tried to stop me.
[sighs]
At least all of you are safe now. [chuckles]
It's over.
I wonder what you all must be thinking.
What are you saying about me now that I'm gone?
♪ Now that I'm gone ♪
♪ Here lies Horse She is gone from this world ♪
♪ Well, from both of them ♪
♪ And she barely said farewell To all of her friends ♪
♪ And of course she regrets Leaving so quickly ♪
♪ Though if she got to go back She'd do this all again ♪
♪ She was a soldier ♪
♪ And an orphan She was tough ♪
♪ For so long ♪
♪ But she had to open herself up To others to truly be strong ♪
♪ She followed the Rainbow Road ♪
♪ Through the depths and the cold And the steep cliffs above ♪
♪ Who was she? ♪
♪ I guess it doesn't matter ♪
♪ She was loved ♪
Goodbye, Rider.
[farting]
[rumbling]
[gasps] Ugh! Nuts to this.
[gasps, straining]
[farting, straining]
Ah! So my wife said, "CD-Rom? More like 'see you at divorce court, pal.'"
Also, what's with the smell? It stinks worse than my '78 to '83 college tour.
Ah! It smells so bad.
[farting, grunting]
[farting] Uh, flip phone.
[farting]
[sighs]
Mmm. [inhales]
[snorts]
[yelling]
[suspenseful music playing]
-[sniffles] -[snorts]
Are you a memory?
Because it feels like you can see me.
-I can see you. -[grunts]
I can hear you.
I can smell you.
Are you gonna put that out?
Are you gonna fart again?
That… [chuckles]
…wasn't me.
Oh, mayhaps it was me.
I'm so used to being alone.
I must've let one slip.
Usually, no one can see me when I use my backstory magic.
Well, I am no one.
So that tracks.
Who are you?
I'm a war horse who just finished her final mission.
Oh, congratulations.
Should we have cake?
Did you bring a cake?
Nope. Sorry, no cake.
We should celebrate anyway.
What are we celebrating?
I kept my friends from having to be in a war
that they might not have survived.
At least, I… I hope that's what I did.
So, what happens now?
I don't know. I thought I'd be seeing the Nowhere King's backstory,
but it looks like I'm just stuck in here with you,
whoever you are.
Me?
I'm part of the Nowhere King.
What? You? No. [chuckles]
The Nowhere King is a horrifying goop monster.
You seem like a nice little guy.
Well, we all have good and bad.
No. The Nowhere King is all bad.
And yet, you and I are so very similar.
I highly doubt that.
[owls hooting]
Okay. Creepy forest. Mist.
This looks a little bit more like a Nowhere King backstory to me.
Hey, where are we?
[suspenseful music playing]
♪ You're trapped and you're scared ♪
♪ And you're missing someone ♪
♪ I know what that's like ♪
That's the woman from the Rift.
♪ Oh, look at the trouble you've caused ♪
♪ This door You should not have come through ♪
♪ What did you do? What did you do? ♪
♪ What did I do? What did I do? Why, I waited for you ♪
-♪ I shouldn't be here ♪ -♪ And now you've come to set me free ♪
-♪ I always knew that you'd return to me ♪ -♪ The torch fires, the footsteps ♪
♪ The soldiers are coming through They're coming for you ♪
-♪ They're hunting you ♪ -♪ Well, let them come through then ♪
♪ But you know What they will do with you ♪
♪ I do ♪
♪ You do So go and run away now ♪
♪ Don't wait for me ♪
[indistinct chatter]
How do you know that woman?
[munching, grunting]
[groaning]
Ugh. Dude, what happened to you?
And, like, where are we?
It is a food memory.
Yeah, I remember that sandwich.
Mmm. Basil.
I don't wanna see this.
[grunting]
Where is it? I knew I should've just bought one of those fake rocks.
Are you kiddin' me? We come all the way back to your castle,
and you don't have a key to the place? Yeah, that makes sense.
You lost the key to our place. No, no, no. You lost the spare.
You can't lose a spare. Its whole job is to be your safety net.
It's a cave. There's no door.
Of course you think that.
You've never used it. You just crawl in upside down
on the ceiling with those scritchy-scratchy fingernails.
You chop up coconuts with a machete
at night.
At least I don't crack eggs with my teeth and eat them raw.
So gross.
Hey, guess who I am.
"Let me in. I am Woman. I don't have a key."
"You know what I do have? Dirt feet."
"You'll always know where I've been, 'cause of dirt!"
[moaning, grunting]
Dirt feet.
Twenty-six, colon. I am sorry for saying "whoa" all the time.
I wasn't saying it 'cause I was surprised. I was actually saying it
because it was really funny how you'd stop, like, every time.
[chuckles]
I'm actually remembering it right now. It is really funny. "Whoa! Whoa!"
-[Ched] Okay, number 27, colon. -All right.
I guess we each just, uh, pick a row. First, you wanna lop off their heads.
Oh dear.
Next, you're gonna wanna grab extremities, lop those bad boys off too. 'Kay?
Talkin' loppin' arms, loppin' legs, just lop, lop, lop.
Then, just carry the pieces that are left to the burn pit.
By the way, we're gonna need a burn pit.
Now, who wants to dig out the burn pit?
Yeah? Durpleton? My man?
Um… Okay, so I have some thoughts.
Maybe we don't do any lopping.
It seems wrong to K-I-L-L these Minotaurs
when they're not doing anything wrong right now.
My baby boy-child used to be a baby battle-child like them.
What if we had killed him?
I tried.
Nah, Daddle-cakes. It's cool. I lopped off heads all the time.
Also, friendly fire was a thing.
I killed lots of my own guys. [gasps]
Whoopsy.
I have unquantifiable corpses on my conscience.
[sighs]
Cup-cup, Dada?
Rider, we can't do war crimes. There… There's got to be a better way.
What do you propose we do, then?
-[murmuring] -Oh! Glendale has an idea.
I do not. I just gotta make splashies
and I don't know where the tinkle tinkle bye-bye zone is.
The tinkle… You mean like a toilet?
-Just find a bush, Glendale. -[Glendale murmuring]
All right.
Anybody have any ideas to deal with the Minotaurs?
[gasps] Ched, did I see your hand go up?
What? No, no. I just had an itch. Oh, that's the stuff.
[sighs]
[romantic classical music playing]
[groaning]
Okay, so you also ate some cake one time.
Wait. Wait. Shh.
Watch. This is my favorite part.
[Rider] Ah, come on. You're not gonna… Okay.
My man, this is the seventh food memory we've watched.
Wait. There's that woman again.
Wh… Who is she marrying?
Your General.
My General? You mean the General?
♪ Once shattered, now whole ♪
♪ Once whole, now united ♪
♪ Once united, now eternal ♪
♪ I swear I will never stop thinking about you ♪
♪ You have come to set me free ♪
-♪ Love is a spark ♪ -[General] ♪ And if you should hurt me ♪
-♪ I'll always forgive you ♪ -[woman] ♪ Love's an ever-glowing blaze ♪
-♪ You are a part of me ♪ -♪ I will never part from you ♪
-[woman] ♪ Once shattered, now whole ♪ -[Elk] ♪ She was meant to be mine ♪
♪ Once whole, now united ♪
-♪ And my love for her runs eternal ♪ -[woman] ♪ Once united, now eternal ♪
-♪ And with this ring, I pledge ♪ -♪ And with this ring, my love, I pledge ♪
♪ Never to leave your side ♪
♪ Even through hardship And darkness and pain ♪
♪ From you, I won't hide ♪
♪ Once shattered, now whole ♪
♪ Once whole, now united ♪
♪ Once united ♪
[together] ♪ Now eternal ♪
[breathing heavily]
I'm sorry.
I feel like you wouldn't have had to relive that memory if I wasn't here.
[sighs]
If it's any consolation, you're right. There is something we have in common.
Being separated from my human was the greatest pain I've ever felt.
Obviously, that was painful for you as well.
But that's where our similarities end.
[Elk] Maybe. Or maybe not.
What?
But these food memories! Now these.
Have you tried a beignet before?
Wait. What do you mean?
Okay, yes. It's kinda like a doughnut, but so much more!
Ugh! I don't wanna talk about food! You can't just casually compare me to you,
the Nowhere King. You have to explain what you meant.
I'm not in control of what you're seeing in here.
And even if I were,
it's so painful to see all these things again.
You wanna talk about pain?
I gave up everything to get stuck in here so I could stop you.
You say we're so similar, but last time I checked,
I've never become a monster.
How did you become this?
I don't know how to answer that.
I don't even know where the beginning and end are anymore.
[sighs] I'm stuck in here, so you have all the time in the world to figure it out.
Start anywhere.
I… I can try.
[snoring]
Guys, can we please try the lopping?
The lopping works.
And that's that.
Ugh. War crimes.
Rider, wait. There's gotta be a better way.
[yelling]
Wait! Owie.
-I've got an idea! -[happy music playing]
You don't have to feel bad, Rider.
When you dig a hole with your friends, it's a way to avoid committing murder.
Durpleton, that makes no sense.
♪ For every Minotaur that is frozen We dig new holes to put all of those in ♪
♪ Use our holetaur friends to go diggin' Then these guys will wake up in prison ♪
So I can't lop off this guy's head?
-You'll just bury him alive instead? -Yep!
♪ We dig, dig, dig to bury the bad guys ♪
♪ Then our conscience Will be less sad, guys ♪
♪ A room of dirt, concave and round ♪
♪ Ooh, planting Minotaurs Inside the ground ♪
♪ We dig, dig, dig to cover the bad guys Holes! ♪
Okay. That's the whole plan?
Yeah, it's the hole plan. We just sang the hole song.
-Holes! -Holes!
[sighs]
Fine. I'm clearly outnumbered here, so let's try--
[grunting]
[snarling]
Wait. What just happened?
What happened was I just saved you.
And I did it with this knife.
This is the knife you stabbed me with.
And this is the knife I return to you now.
-As a symbol of-- -Yeah, no. You can keep it.
Why didn't you guys just let me do the war crimes?
-[grunting] -[Rider] The Minotaurs are waking up.
[snarls]
Oh, I don't understand. Why are they moving?
[growling]
[snarling]
Where's Horse? Did she come out?
She must still be in there.
Then how is he moving?
He's the Nowhere King.
There was no guarantee Horse's magic could hold him forever.
[sinister music playing]
Is this
outside of the Rift in Centaurworld? [sighs]
[Horse] Look at how much busier and happier this place used to be.
Where are you?
[man] I… I like queso.
Right. That's what I'm saying. The word queso, it means cheese.
So queso has to have cheese in it.
-That's me. -[man] That's your opinion.
[Horse] That's a centaur.
Yes, well, I'm an elk now.
But I used to be a centaur.
-An elktaur. -What?
But I didn't wanna be.
[grunting]
Are you sure you don't want any?
I'm good, thanks.
Not that I don't like centaurs. I just don't trust them.
I mean, when a centaur wears a fanny pack, which waist does it even go on?
♪ When they look at me ♪
[sighs]
Like they'd ever look at me.
♪ But if they did ♪
♪ Do you think they'd see That thoughts are spinning in my mind? ♪
♪ Like, what is it like to be human? ♪
[munching, grunts]
♪ To dance in their ballrooms Late into night? ♪
[groans]
♪ What is it like to be taken seriously? ♪
-[barking] -[Elk] ♪ To walk on the beach ♪
♪ And leave just one set Of footsteps behind? ♪
[barking]
[man 2] Ah, such a lovely singin' voice.
If I'd have known you'd be doing an unplugged set,
I'd have brought my banjo with me.
Uh, Guskin, what do you want?
What do I want? I want you to do your job. The Rift is on the fritz again.
Uh, sir, yes, sir.
Why, it's… It's like you're being sarcastic.
I'll go right away, sir. Fix the thing. That's what I'll do.
Good day, my lady. What seems to be the problem?
Well, I brought these rutabagataurs with me through the Rift,
-and now they're all weird. -[cooing]
Aw, interesting.
Uh, I'm sorry that happened to you.
I'll, uh, I'll go take a look.
♪ Everyone loves magic Except for when it's busted ♪
♪ They travel through the portals But they probably shouldn't trust it ♪
♪ Centaurworld and humans now Are linked forevermore ♪
♪ Though they agree on very little Someone has to fix the door ♪
♪ No, the Rift Workers' work Is never done ♪
♪ We toil and sweat here in the sun ♪
♪ The Rift Workers work To keep the worlds entwined ♪
♪ Centaurworld And the world of humankind ♪
Yeah, is it fixed now?
Can I go back through? I've got business over there today.
Oh, it should be fine now, yeah.
I just wouldn't bring anything alive with me, if you know what I mean.
Wait a minute. I'm alive, aren't I?
Indeed you are, sir. That was a joke.
You see, that's one of the things I never could stand about the centaurs,
was their humor.
Right. Well, I actually agree with you on that, and I'm a centaur, so…
And that smell.
-I'm sorry. That centaur smell. -Yeah, okay. All right, safe travels, sir.
♪ No, the Rift Workers' work Is never done ♪
♪ We toil and sweat here in the sun ♪
♪ The Rift Workers work To keep the worlds entwined ♪
♪ Centaurworld And the world of humankind ♪
-[man] Hey. -[gasps]
-You're sure it's safe to go through? -I am.
Absolutely sure?
Something happens to her, and it's the dungeon for me.
[woman] I don't know what was in that cave,
but I loved hearing everyone sing about hiding from who lives there.
[music intensifying]
[romantic music playing]
I would never do anything that would put her in danger.
Ugh. Good to know. Your Highness, we should depart.
Your father will wonder what's keeping you so long.
And we will tell him the reason for our delay.
And the reason we were able to return at all.
Thank you.
I don't know what I would do if I couldn't see this world.
So much more interesting than my world.
Wouldn't you agree?
I… I don't know, Your Highness.
I haven't spent much time on the other side.
Trust me. You aren't missing much.
But… Well, you're there, and you're awesome.
Smooth.
Who? Me? No.
Your Highness, please.
[groaning]
Thank you again.
I will make sure my father knows it was you
who ensured us safe passage through the Rift.
Oh, your father. Oh, cool.
Well, tell your dad I said hi from me.
What?
She kept her word.
[chattering]
Who wants cake?
[man] Gary! Your horse is back.
Ah!
You mind taking this over to the table? I'll be right back.
-[woman] What are you doing? -Ah!
Oh, uh, Gary asked me to hold this.
This entire celebration is for you.
You're not supposed to be in charge of the cake.
You're supposed to eat it. Wait.
What happened to your…
Uh, they fell off.
It's a seasonal… It's a seasonal thing.
Oh, I thought they were cute.
But the hat's nice too.
You know, Gary's cakes are really good.
Ugh, if I wasn't wearing a super expensive gown right now,
I would just go to town on that thing. Gary's cakes are so good.
[chuckling] You think cake is good? Check out this stuff.
Is that, uh, safe?
Oh, uh, mm-mm.
I just thought you'd wanna know how it works.
I mean, this thing is made with stuff from your world,
and this thing is made with stuff from my world.
And there's probably some radiation. I--
Okay. Just gonna take these.
Whoa. How'd you do that?
I told you.
I've spent a lot of time over in Centaurworld.
And I've learned a thing or two over there,
like how you've gotta be careful with magic.
You have to respect the balance between each side.
My lady, your father would like to see you in the ballroom.
[sighs] Just you stay right there. I'll be back.
He… You were really in love with her, huh?
I didn't feel it was possible for her to love me back.
Not the way I was.
♪ Oh, this feeling ♪
♪ It came ♪
♪ Right in again and again ♪
♪ A feeling there just beneath the skin ♪
♪ And I tried so hard not to let it in ♪
[laughing]
♪ But you can't keep the ghosts out ♪
♪ When you're the one Who's the haunted house ♪
♪ And you can't kick the ghosts out ♪
♪ When you're the one ♪
…beach balls.
♪ Who let them in ♪
So then what happened?
I… I was desperate.
[whimsical music playing]
What is this place?
It, uh, used to be my… My workshop.
Oh. [chuckles]
I got you. You're bummed. You're in love. But she's a human and you're a centaur.
And instead of moping around, you just pour yourself into your work.
[Horse inhales] Right, buddy? Clever little guy.
[chuckling]
Not quite.
[murmuring]
♪ With this key The Rift is now secure ♪
♪ Yet what difference If I cannot be with her? ♪
♪ But there's more power here Than even I know ♪
♪ And surely there must be A way to use this magic ♪
♪ To turn myself Into someone she can see ♪
[groaning]
♪ Now hold still This won't hurt a bit ♪
[murmuring]
♪ At least in theory Though I haven't tried it ♪
[murmuring]
[engine whirring]
[light cooing]
[cooing, raspberry]
[chuckling] Yes!
[crying]
-All right. All right. Settle down. -[crying]
-I'll put you back together. -[engine whirring]
[murmuring]
♪ Draw out the beast ♪
♪ Part of me ♪
♪ Let it find a way of its own ♪
♪ My body can no longer be its home ♪
Wait. Oh, you're not gonna…
[groaning]
[panting echoing]
-[snorts] -[growls]
W… Wait, you and the General were once the same guy?
[breathing heavily]
[grunts] Fall down, you big dumb…
-[Durpleton] Durple-drop! -[squeals]
-You want help with that one? -No, I'm good. Where's your body?
Good question.
[snarling]
Hey! Stop it! My livers are in there!
[screaming]
Oh! There it is.
The pain signals finally got to my brain.
Owie! [screaming]
[grunts]
Leave my Daddleton alone!
Unless you want to be…
-dead-leton. -[rock music playing]
-You saved my entire life! -[grunts]
That's the second-best gift I've ever gotten.
The first-best is you.
[snarling]
Go away! This is Daddle-son-le time!
Go for the eyes!
[opera singing]
Sure. That works too.
[mimicking fighter pilot sounds]
-[screaming] -It's hidin' time!
[cheering]
Uh, finally.
What? Did the hootenanny after-party go long or something?
LaCroiv! Kwhass-ón! Laroub! Take your weapons!
[yelling]
[grunts]
You lookin' for these guys?
Hyah! Hyah!
So, what was Horse like when she was, you know, little?
-What is this? -[beeping]
I'd shoot that if I were you.
[gasps]
[explosions]
Jeepers me! I didn't know it was gonna do that!
I was just worried it was gonna catch your hair on fire or somethin'.
No me gusta the smell of burning pelo.
[Wammawink] You two goin' my way?
[heroic music playing]
-Hop on. -What?
I'm gettin' you out of here, second baby girl.
Okay.
-All right. So I j-- I'll go over. -Yep. Mm-hmm.
-And then-- -[screaming]
-No. Just… No. [chuckles] -That was… Okay.
-Never said you could touch that. Um… -I don't know what to grab.
-Well, what am I supp… Okay. -I'm just gonna… Think you could maybe…
-Ooh. Oh. -Yeah, okay. Yeah.
There we go.
All right, Zulius! All clear!
[battle crying]
Drop your rocks! But make it fashion!
[heroic music playing]
[grunts]
[Comfortable Doug] But I only just arrived.
Ah! Comfortable Doug?
No, ma'am. War is never comfortable.
It is for this reason that when I am on the battlefield,
I go by…
Uncomfortable Doug?
-[Western music playing] -Flat Dallas.
-[eagle screeching] -[whistling]
What?
[screaming]
[squeaks]
-[Western music playing] -[eagle screeching]
♪ Well, what kind of hero Does your story need? ♪
♪ A mystery man Who's both cowboy and steed? ♪
♪ Got a monotone voice And a heart full of malice ♪
♪ So his enemies named That moletaur Flat Dallas ♪
♪ The legend The legend of Flat Dallas ♪
[man] Get along, dogies, please!
♪ Does he got what it takes? Why, yes, of course ♪
♪ 'Cause he's kinda both the rider And what would be his horse ♪
♪ The legend The legend of Flat, Flat, Flat Dallas ♪
♪ Well, he doesn't emote And he don't have no eyes ♪
♪ But he's the champion Of the little guy ♪
♪ What a legend you are ♪
♪ Flat, Flat, Flat, Flat, Flat Flat Dallas ♪
[Comfortable Doug] ♪ Texas ♪
♪ I can shoot tiny versions of myself Adoptin' Flat, Flat Dallas ♪
[screaming]
♪ Toilet-raisin', punch-swiggin' ♪
♪ Quick at diggin' Works in a courtroom for a livin' ♪
♪ Moister than the rain but super dry When he's deliverin' messages ♪
♪ Please bring a message of hope ♪
♪ Flat, Flat Dallas ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
[centaur] Woo-hoo! Woo-ha!
[Comfortable Doug] See you at high noon.
So that's where all the tiny versions go.
Oh! I'm so glad we tied up that story arc.
[gasps]
What the…
[intense music playing]
-[squawking] -Ow!
Oh my goose! Put me down! I'm pretty sure Mouthpiece told everyone
that the fan meet and greet is not for another week.
Who even are you?
It's ya boy.
Bayden, if you can hear me,
what did you think of my last three Crandy-grams?
Like. Like. Like. Like. Like.
He's still in there, you guys!
[yelling] That guy's moving again! And I'm being chased!
[screaming]
Uh-oh.
[gasps]
[sighs]
[Gebbrey] The bedroom of a child.
Ah, the family resemblance is so strong.
-[man] Hear ye. Hear ye. -[gasps]
It is I, the King of the Leaves.
And once again, it's my birthday!
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday Dear King of the Leaves ♪
[stammering] Oh! Oh!
I found my jacket! [cheering]
Get out of my way!
[in slow motion] My jacket!
[grunts, in normal voice] I found my jacket! [whimpering]
I… I… I found--
Ooh! Ooh! Ah! Wow!
I found my jacket. Ugh. I found my jacket.
Mmm. Mmm. So… So warm.
I'm finally…
Hey, wait a minute.
You've had my jacket for all these years?
Really? What?
The maid just puts stuff wherever she wants. I don't know.
Ah! Oh, so warm. Oh, so warm.
Very warm.
Too warm?
Not again!
[screaming] So warm! So warm! So warm!
[groaning]
No. Gebbrey.
[snarling]
[roaring]
A-diddly girl, no, thank you.
[snarling, roaring]
[growling]
[squawking]
[roaring]
-[roaring] -[yelling]
[screaming]
[snarling]
[crackling]
[snarling]
[cats yowling, dogs barking]
This is bad.
[General] But it's about to get better.
[grunting, snarling]
Hey, kid.
You.
-Oh, yeah. You. -Sorry we're late to the party.
-I just had to pick up a few friends. -Sir! You made it.
McCarpy. Bisi… that guy, I need your troops to aid the centaurs
while we sweep toward the Nowhere King. We'll meet on the other side of the Rift.
-Yes, sir. -Now come on, kid. You're with me.
Really? I mean, yes, sir.
Oh my. [chuckles]
-And what can I do? -Can you fight?
-Yes! -Then I guess you're coming too.
-Yay. -Let's go.
♪ 'Cause if we move as one Our side can win the war ♪
♪ My army's here We're the best at slaying Minotaurs ♪
♪ Don't think Trust your instincts ♪
♪ No blinking Sink your swords into them all ♪
-♪ Like this? -♪That's it, kid, watch your back ♪
♪ We gotta make sure to protect ourselves So we can go protect these worlds ♪
♪ Can't do it If we're six feet underground ♪
♪ And some of us are destined For greater things ♪
♪ So we must choose to take A harder path around ♪
♪ I know you have ♪
♪ And I've been around For a long time, kid ♪
♪ It's not my first showdown with evil ♪
♪ I'll teach you all that I can ♪
♪ Together, we can fight To save our people ♪
♪ The Nowhere King is here to end the war Men, best beware of him ♪
♪ Bring the monster to me live, unharmed And I'll take care of him ♪
♪ My method's battle-tested I know the way to best him ♪
♪ Hello, black mirror ♪
[General] ♪ My oldest enemy ♪
[panting]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
That was… That was a good thing you did.
The General's a hero. You helped create a good man.
Let's take a break from the tough stuff.
Hey! Look. There you are.
Probably slurpin' some water to wash down a bagel or something.
[snorts]
Whoa. Hey, hey, whoa. Whoa.
You called this meeting. I'm here. What do you wanna talk about?
I think we made a mistake.
You're right. I should have invited you to the wedding.
I'm sorry.
We made a mistake. We have to undo it. You don't understand what this is like.
I belong nowhere. I cannot go on like this.
No. What's done is done.
I'm not losing what I worked so hard to obtain.
She might have loved us the way we were.
We didn't even try.
No. She loves me.
How much will she love you
-when she knows the truth? -[thunder crackling]
[grunts]
-[grunting] -[groaning]
[straining]
What is he doing?
[grunting]
[groaning]
-[grunting] -[panting]
-You fool. [panting]
You can't kill me.
You kill one of us…
You kill the other.
It's here. Take it alive!
[grunting]
[grunting] You're not goin' anywhere.
-[grunts] -[neighing]
[man] Throw it in the castle's deepest dungeon.
He put me in a windowless cell so small, I couldn't even stand,
for ten agonizing years.
[Horse gasps] No. This can't be.
Everything that we fought for was a lie.
Where's the door?
Well, what do you mean "door"?
I've done this before. When I went into my friends' brains,
I just had to want to leave, and then a door appeared.
[gasps]
[Horse] Why did you take me back to the Rift?
[grunts]
Where…
Where am I?
[gasps]
-[electric whirring] -[yelling]
[intense music playing]
-[gasps] -The first Minotaurs.
I thought I should create my own family.
[burping]
♪ Those moletaur girls'll get you Into trouble ♪
What? What's this elk doing inside my Rift?
You don't belong here.
[whimpering]
I don't belong anywhere.
[whimpering, screaming]
Yeah, Guskin the Gophertaur. Look at him go.
Although, to be fair, he is moving a lot faster than I expected him to.
[growling]
[baby cooing]
[snarling]
[growling, snarling]
[gasps, panting]
[grunting]
[woman] Stop!
Wait. What are you doing?
Put that thing down. Are you crazy?
Just look at what messing with that thing has done to him.
You locked him away in the dungeons. Did you think it would have no effect?
Well, yeah, I guess. But… But look at him.
-What? -He's gross.
No.
I know the truth. I know what you've done.
And I know what needs to be done now.
[grunting]
[General] What did you do? What did you do?!
[yelling, grunting]
[roaring]
I'd feel sorry for you
if you didn't cause so much suffering and pain.
He knows you're here now.
What do mean he knows I'm here?
You.
[panting]
[screaming]
[Nowhere King] There is no escape.
You belong nowhere, like me.
[grunts] That's not true!
[grunts]
I belong with Rider.
I belong with my herd.
I belong with my friends!
[panting]
[growling]
[Elk] Horse.
Finish what I couldn't.
[grunts]
-[roaring] -[screaming]
[grunts]
[Horse] Oh, come on, man!
[gasps] Baby girl!
-She's out! She's out! -We've gotta get her out of there.
[snarling]
[screaming]
-[grunts] -[gasps] Horse!
Oh, Horse! I was so worried.
-I have to go. -Where?
I have to find Rider!
Wammawink, a little help here?
Hyah! [grunting]
Hyah!
[gasps]
Hyah! [panting]
Horse! [panting]
[sighs] You're okay.
I'm okay.
Listen, I have to tell you something that's gonna sound insane.
But you're gonna have to trust me. Please.
-[snarling] -[grunting]
Rider,
we've been fighting this war for such a long time,
but the only way to end it all is to kill the General.
What?
Wh… Wh… Hold on. Why would you think that?
That makes no sense.
The General will never kill the Nowhere King. He can't.
They're the same being locked in this everlasting fight with themselves.
I know this doesn't make any sense to you, and I wish this wasn't how it had to be,
but if we want to win the war, we have to kill the General.
No.
No. You don't know what you're talking about.
I know it sounds crazy, but you have to believe in me.
You have to trust that I know what we have to do.
How could you possibly know what to do?
You're just a horse.
[gasps]
[whimpering, groans]
You're right.
I am.
Hang on. Horse, I… I didn't mean that.
[panting]
[grunting]
Aw, that was quite a tumble you took there.
-You okay, little horsey? -What? What did you say to me, you d--
The Nowhere King is our enemy. He's the one we need to kill.
[snarling, roaring]
-[screaming] -[grunting]
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Kid, hey. You stay away from that thing.
[snarling]
-[roaring] -[screaming]
[snarling]
Glendale, marshmallow me.
Oh, you mean the puffy, fluffy boom-boom stick? Here you go.
[grunts]
[panting]
[beeping]
I got you now. [grunting]
[grunting]
[whimpering]
I can't let you do that.
[whimpering]
[groaning]
[beeping intensifies]
Sorry, kid.
[whimpering] Rider!
[panting]
Rider? [whimpering]
[Horse] Rider?
[inhales]
The General, he…
[grunts]
[Horse] ♪ You can all be fearless too ♪
♪ You can fight for yourselves You're all right by yourselves ♪
♪ 'Cause you know ♪
♪ Only you can protect ♪
♪ You ♪
-♪ You can all ♪ -[Wammawink] ♪ We are all just ♪
-[Horse] ♪ Be fearless too ♪ -[Wammawink] ♪ Just fragile things ♪
-♪ Soft and small ♪ -[Horse] ♪ Fight for yourselves ♪
-[Wammawink] ♪ Haven't been here before ♪ -[Horse] ♪ All right by yourselves ♪
-♪ 'Cause you know only you ♪ -[Wammawink] ♪ Stay close to me and I ♪
-♪ Can protect you ♪ -♪ Will protect you ♪
-[Wammawink] ♪ You can all ♪ -[Glendale] ♪ Breathe in a bag ♪
-♪ Be fearless too ♪ -♪ You inhale, you exhale ♪
-♪ My name is Glendale ♪ -♪ Fragile things… ♪
-♪ You can fight for yourselves… ♪ -♪ Breathe in a bag ♪
♪ Breathe in a bag You inhale, you exhale ♪
-♪ My name is Glendale ♪ -[Wammawink] ♪ Stay close to me and I ♪
-[Glendale] ♪ Breathe in a bag ♪ -[Wammawink] ♪ Will protect you ♪
♪ You inhale, you exhale My name is Glendale ♪
-[Durpleton] ♪ Please, sir ♪ -[Horse] ♪ You can all ♪
-[Durpleton] ♪ I'm as curious can be ♪ -[Horse] ♪ Be fearless too… ♪
[Durpleton] ♪ Won't you stop And chat with me for a minute? ♪
♪ Can you teach me to be a smarter boy? ♪
[Zulius] ♪ I don't know, I don't know I don't know, I don't know him ♪
[Ched] ♪ And if I wanna be a Tulip Stepping ♪
♪ Champion ♪
♪ Why can't I be one? ♪
[Horse] ♪ You can fight for yourselves You're all right by yourselves ♪
-♪ 'Cause you know ♪ -♪ But stay close to me ♪
-[Horse] ♪ Only you can protect ♪ -[Wammawink] ♪ And I will protect ♪
[Horse and Wammawink] ♪ You ♪
[gasps, whimpering]
[groans]
[General] All right.
So now what?
[snarling]
Now more suffering.
It's all that's left for us.
[snarling]
Y… You're alive. I had always hoped that you'd survived.
[Horse] She doesn't love you.
That is not what love looks like.
[low snort]
I… I know… I know how this looks.
But I… I had to do it so I could live to see you,
so I could tell you that I love you.
[gasps]
[stammering, screaming]
No! No! No!
[panting]
[gasps]
[screaming]
[snarling]
[snarling, roaring]
[grunting]
[snarling]
Ugh, this guy.
[snarling]
[whimpering]
I'm sorry.
You don't have anything to be sorry about.
[whimpers] You were never just a horse.
You… You're my best friend.
-[grunts] -Shh.
[sad piano music playing]
[low snarling]
Let me see you as you were.
One last time.
[snarling]
♪ What a pity to behold ♪
♪ Rest now, tormented soul ♪
♪ Don't you know I would have loved you the way you were? ♪
♪ Whole ♪
♪ So ♪
♪ Hush now ♪
♪ Time to move on evermore ♪
♪ To open your very last door ♪
-♪ I'll be here to help turn the key ♪ -♪ You'll be here to help turn the key ♪
♪ When you leave ♪
-♪ I will at last have peace ♪ -♪ I will at last have peace ♪
-♪ And our world will finally be free ♪ -♪ My love, you're finally free ♪
♪ Quiet ♪
♪ I am now ready to silence ♪
♪ All of this poison you fed me ♪
♪ Thinking I'd never grow wise ♪
♪ You will die ♪
♪ And so will all your lies ♪
♪ When I see the light leaving your eyes ♪
[grunts]
[gentle piano music playing]
♪ You're okay ♪
♪ You're all right ♪
♪ Save your strength We don't have to fight anymore ♪
♪ It's over We won the war ♪
♪ And we can finally be together ♪
♪ If you stay by my side ♪
♪ I'm at peace 'Cause I know I'm finally home ♪
♪ I found you I'm not alone ♪
♪ You made it back That's all that matters ♪
♪ Now we're allowed to just be ♪
♪ Me and you ♪
♪ And you and me ♪
♪ The soldiers can rest ♪
♪ The sisters can start Their lives again ♪
Rider?
Rider…
♪ I was searching for you ♪
♪ And I was so afraid ♪
[whimpering]
[vocalizing]
[vocalizing continues]
♪ Clean Clean the dust and the debris ♪
♪ Hold your hands out Reach and see ♪
♪ How you can help each other ♪
♪ Two broken worlds have now been freed ♪
♪But they need time to grieve ♪
♪ And to heal one another ♪
♪ Can we all start over? ♪
♪ After the final chapter's end? ♪
♪ When it all starts over ♪
♪ How do these scars begin to mend? ♪
Guys, shut your singin' holes. We found another one. Come on!
♪ Please, sir ♪
♪ Could you put your weapon down, sir? ♪
♪ Please don't struggle You're surrounded ♪
♪ So Daddleton can teach you To be a better boy ♪
♪ Oh boy I love my Daddleton ♪
-♪ And I love my herd ♪ -♪Now we all can finally start over ♪
Hey, uh, do you guys mind keeping it down a little bit?
Some of us are recovering from almost dying.
-Mmm. -Oh, right. We got distracted.
Now that centaurs and humans are gonna be spending a lot more time together,
we ought to have someone with expertise in both worlds
helpin' us keep an eye on things.
Someone with powerful magic,
not to mention a sensational singing voice.
What say you, Horse?
Wait. What? I thought we were here to just eat Garycake.
Um, some of us are.
Mmm. Mmm. [chuckles] So good.
[chuckles] Look at that, Gary.
That's gotta feel good, doesn't it? Everybody enjoying your ca--
[murmuring]
[sighs, chuckles] I'm gonna be a dad!
So are you too, man! I think it's yours.
[laughing] It happened!
-Say yes, Horse! Say you'll be a shaman! -Me? A shaman?
-But I didn't even go to shaman school. -Oh, they made an exception!
And I'm totally fine with that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I am.
It comes with a pretty sweet houseboat.
Um, yes.
Yes! [chuckles]
Did I just shoot tiny versions of myself from my hooves?
Horse! Horse! Bringer of juice! Horse! Horse! Bringer of juice!
Wow, a shaman! Oh!
But, I mean, I'm only gonna do it if you're there with me.
Of course I'll be there with you. I've always wanted to live on a houseboat.
[gasps, chuckling]
Just three best friends for fancy frolicking,
traveling between worlds, going on adventures together.
I've already made us matching scrunchies!
[Wammawink] Aww.
Ooh! So round! So wibbly-wobbly!
So Centaurworld!
Wait. What?
Uh, your hair looks good. [chuckles]
[grunts]
♪ Now I'm ready ♪
♪ For whatever this next thing may be ♪
♪ I can handle anything ♪
♪ As long as you are here with me ♪
♪ Because I have been tested ♪
♪ I've been challenged ♪
♪ Been transformed through and through ♪
♪ But I couldn't get this far ♪
♪ Without you ♪
♪ I am stronger when I trust my family ♪
♪ When I lean on you ♪
♪ And let you lean on me ♪
♪ Wherever you are Is where I'm meant to be ♪
♪ It just takes a little boldness ♪
♪ And a little bit of magic To make it through ♪
♪ Hello, Rainbow Road Let's go ♪
♪ This herd is comin' for you ♪
[Waterbaby] ♪ The path may be hard to follow ♪
♪ But trust is the key ♪
[humming]
♪ Just find good traveling companions 'Cause love sets us free ♪
♪ Love gives us a purpose It honors us, keeps us from harm ♪
♪ When you're feeling so cold Or you're feeling so warm ♪
♪ If you're a superfan Or if you're a star ♪
Like. Like.
♪ Your friends still love you The way that you are ♪
Oh my goose! Comfortable Doug just touched me!
[vocalizing]
[murmuring]
♪ Who is she? ♪
♪ She's a soldier, an orphan ♪
♪ Who is she? ♪
♪ She's my very best friend ♪
♪ Who is she? ♪
♪ She's some stupid horse ♪
♪ And I ate her hair for, like, a year ♪
[kisses]
♪ She is flawed She's still learning ♪
♪ She is odd But she's yearning still to be better ♪
♪ And her friends make her better ♪
♪ I am stronger when I trust my family ♪
♪ When I lean on you And let you lean on me ♪
♪ Wherever you are Is where I'm meant to be ♪
♪ I will stay I will fight ♪
♪ Never leaving your sight ♪
♪ 'Cause you made things all right ♪
♪ In Centaurworld ♪
[ending theme music playing]
[Comfortable Doug clears throat] Oh, hello there.
It's me, Comfortable Doug.
I… I would like to thank you all for having completed watching Centaurworld,
which, as you know, was a show about the story of my life,
Comfortable Doug.
Oh, this is my favorite part. Hold on.
♪ Then I came above ground To feel the sun ♪
♪ And I won the sash In Johnny Teatime's Be-Best Competition ♪
♪ I can't return to prison life With the earthworms and the bugs ♪
♪ I'm the hero of my story now I'm Comfortable Doug ♪
Anyway… [clears throat]
…you get it. Um…
Well, where were… So… Oh, you're still here.
Oh, great. Thank you, um, for watching the show, Centaurworld,
in its whole completion,
and also for enjoying
with me these credits, which, I am learning now, nobody views.
But that changes today,
uh, because, look, we are both watching together.
Have some popcorn and say thank you to John,
who was on the show.
Um, you know, actually, they never told me how long this is.
I'm not prepared to speak much longer,
but I guess I'll continue with, uh, wor--
Goodbye!