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‎-爸爸，爸寶鹿
‎-什麼事，兒子？

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‎我有問題想問你，只有一個

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‎-說吧，問我什麼都行
‎-那好吧，爸爸

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‎-東西節是什麼？
‎-東西節

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‎對，因為我從來沒去過

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‎兒子，我的兒寶鹿
‎你不會相信眼前所見

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‎我真心想告訴你，但我要把這當驚喜

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‎-好冷喔
‎-對著袋子呼吸

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‎-好冷喔
‎-對著袋子呼吸

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‎我們要去東西節
‎這讓我們的悲傷稍減

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‎-我們最愛的東西節傳統是…
‎-做帽子

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‎-雪上高爾夫
‎-跟小貓人馬歡唱

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‎這可能是我們參加過壓力最小的

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‎可羚黛萬歲

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‎洞穴

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‎少了鼴鼠人馬的布丁派
‎算什麼東西節？

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‎美味又濕潤

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‎囊鼠人馬做的乳酪醬很好吃

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‎一樣濕潤的小菜

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‎洞洞人馬對美食很有見解
‎可能是彌補他們沒眼的缺陷

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‎要是東西節的晚餐給他們包

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‎可別指望他們會清理或把東西收好

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‎這樣才公平吧？濕潤

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‎東西節讓我們五味雜陳

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‎這是一年當中
‎在樹上掛閃亮飾品的時刻

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‎我明白你們想要有節慶感，沒有惡意

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‎但你們基本上是在我們的手上掛垃圾

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‎這讓人很討厭

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‎-各位
‎-讚，讚

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‎東西節即將到來，夜晚一定眾星雲集

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‎-我們聯絡
‎-眨眼笑臉

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‎人馬樂園所有鳥人馬
‎提醒他們要轉貼並按讚

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‎每個東西節的核心

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‎是善意和愛的訊息

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‎我們應該分享出去

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‎-在我們有的每個社群媒體
‎-對了，貝登去哪了？

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‎-東西節
‎-特權至上

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‎-喵喵
‎-東西節

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‎東西節

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‎從海洋到陸地
‎我們等不及一起讚揚真正的團結

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‎以美好古老的人馬東西節風格

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‎因為已經好一陣子了

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‎好，爸爸，爸寶鹿？

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‎我一直聽到
‎這些傢伙在說東西節的片段

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‎我困惑的程度比第一次提問時還嚴重

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‎他們唱的好像都是離題的細節

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‎-坦白說，我對這主題沒興趣了
‎-好，我實在憋不住

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‎我要跟你說東西節是什麼

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‎-行嗎，背刺比？
‎-爸，不用

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‎所有的人馬會在東西節刮體毛

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‎有些人會在嘴裡咬顆梨子，一邊溜冰

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‎這整段時間都會有個怪老頭

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‎在角落看著

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‎他獨自吃乳酪醬，一邊吹直笛

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‎-至少會有禮物吧？
‎-當然有，兒子，我們不是野蠻人

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‎那就是

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‎東西節

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‎謝謝爸爸

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‎這是小男孩人生中最美好的時光

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‎在人馬樂園

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‎溜冰？雪上高爾夫？乳酪醬？體毛？

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‎這些我都沒有，我們沒有準備

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‎劇名：東西節

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‎我也吃了壞掉的捲餅，還我一分鐘

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‎這下可慘了

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‎我們應該取消嗎？我們應該取消

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‎花馬雯，大家都來了，我們不能取消

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‎好，大家都來拿床墊和帳棚

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‎想設在哪裡都行

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‎慢著，什麼？

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‎最好是妳的肚子裡
‎沒有一大堆帳棚和床墊

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‎對，我有

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‎來拿吧

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‎等一下

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‎老天鵝行行好

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‎我要做幾個傻笑蛋糕？

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‎也許該做點青醬，青醬是什麼？

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‎-花馬雯
‎-情況亂糟糟，我在想什麼？

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‎人馬樂園沒人能搞定這種活動

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‎我預購的亮片火山呢？

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‎我需要空中飛人用的網子

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‎平底雪橇用的蠟

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‎還有剛剛好兩千個假鬍子

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‎尾端翹起來那種

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‎他們在搞什麼東西？

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‎蓋舞台

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‎這是東西節，我們不需要舞台

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‎好喔

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‎嘟寶鹿，這是常識

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‎舞台在那的話，那個東西要放在…

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‎乳酪炸彈嗎？

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‎沒錯

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‎因為大家都知道

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‎-乳酪炸彈跟亮片會…
‎-讓東西節更棒

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‎所以這兩樣東西總是要配在一起

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‎我認識你

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‎我也認識你

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‎等一下，他們現在成了朋友？

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‎相看兩厭的人靠一句話就和好？

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‎我要幫自己出一本新的雜誌

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‎沒關係

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‎好熱喔，好冷喔

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‎你拿一件，你也有

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‎訊息未送達

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‎走開

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‎我傳的簡訊貝登都沒收到，走開啦

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‎訊息未送達

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‎嬤嬤，我撿到新的球

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‎六是用餐賓客，五是伴侶

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‎四是偷偷行動的土耳其人
‎三是他們的老鼠

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‎叫我們躲著恐怖熊人馬的
‎森林人馬就是他們

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‎結果我們不聽話

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‎這些貓人馬

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‎你知道貓人馬最愛的飲料是什麼嗎？

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‎不知道

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‎是果汁

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‎對

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‎這是翻車魚人馬

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‎他喜歡玩遊戲

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‎但他不喜歡花馬雯，他喜歡傑菲卡

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‎而她不喜歡花馬雯

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‎這邊這位是我爸

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‎這不是嘟寶鹿嘟寶鹿嗎？

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‎我爸？

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‎我們一直在找你

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‎你們在找我？

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‎對

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‎可以幫我找一張拉蓋書桌嗎？

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‎最好是雪松木的

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‎媽咪？

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‎我要拿來寫詩
‎內容是我們拋諸腦後、充滿遺憾的事

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‎就像…對，像我
‎像妳兒子，小嘟寶鹿

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‎像我上一張雪松木拉蓋書桌

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‎我的爸寶鹿絕不會幫妳找書桌

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‎瞧瞧，他現在養寵物了呢

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‎他不是我的寵物

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‎他是我兒子

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‎我現在當了爸爸
‎知道壞爸爸是怎樣的

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‎舉例來說
‎我把刀留在我兒子體內好幾週

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‎現在還插著，太扯了

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‎我雖有遺憾，但我不像你們是壞家長

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‎對被誤當小孩的成年蜥蜴來說

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‎你是夢寐以求的

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‎最佳爸爸

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‎葛寶，我們走

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‎他讓我好驕傲

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‎我的假寶寶
‎現在成了名符其實的爸寶寶

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‎養寶寶自己的寶寶，寶貝女孩

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‎冷靜點，他不是寶寶，他44歲了

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‎47歲

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‎我沒事

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‎只是…我們接下來要怎麼辦？

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‎附註，妳跟騎士有床墊嗎？

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‎因為我要用到

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‎花馬雯，我們的世界相連在一起

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‎常常都能見面

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‎戰馬，妳打算
‎怎麼把東西節變成射東西節？

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‎射東西？

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‎射東西，射擊阿，有弓跟箭那種

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‎戰爭即將來臨

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‎也許妳用馬的眼睛看事情而沒察覺

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‎但妳要從不同角度看事情

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‎我沒有要聽你的意見，切德

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‎搭便車都沒有切德的份
‎好，我自己飛就行了，謝謝

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‎幹嘛大驚小怪，切德？
‎這只是一群人馬即將要唱另一首歌

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‎地下世界不乏漂亮的東西

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‎蚯蚓人馬及鼴鼠人馬沒有眼睛

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‎所以坐好了

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‎-拿杯熱騰騰的炸熱狗
‎-炸熱狗

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‎我會跟你們說最漂亮的人

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‎他是囊鼠人馬葛斯金

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‎看他多厲害

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‎看他用有力的大腿挖洞

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‎-大腿
‎-他是囊鼠人馬葛斯金

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‎你會陷入愛河，大家一起來

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‎他有著漂亮的囊鼠人馬眼睛

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‎他是囊鼠人馬葛斯金

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‎看他多厲害

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‎我不知道你在說什麼，切德

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‎他們看起來處得很好

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‎那當然，洞洞人馬是，不過妳繼續看

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‎會越來越精彩

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‎他有著漂亮的囊鼠人馬眼睛

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‎他漂亮的囊鼠人馬眼睛

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‎等一下，冰塊？
‎這冰塊在我的洞裡做什麼？

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‎這個洞幹嘛包圍我們的冰塊？

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‎-搬過去那裡
‎-聽他的話

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‎-但我們東西節要用
‎-我們大老遠搬過來的

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‎我們想要好好放著

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‎如果移到那邊去
‎垃圾人馬就會在冰旁邊

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‎老是怪垃圾人馬，地球是你們搞髒的

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‎我們在撿你們的垃圾，讓我跟大家說

194
00:10:56,751 --> 00:11:00,709
‎不要垃圾人馬靠近，那就把東西丟掉

195
00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:05,293
‎別丟垃圾在地上
‎如果不要垃圾人馬靠近

196
00:11:05,376 --> 00:11:07,251
‎那就把東西丟進垃圾桶，阿呆

197
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,751
‎別丟垃圾在地上

198
00:11:11,209 --> 00:11:15,418
‎好大聲，你們好大聲，令人心煩

199
00:11:15,501 --> 00:11:16,334
‎謝謝

200
00:11:17,334 --> 00:11:22,043
‎光是來參加盛會
‎對我們來說就很辛苦了

201
00:11:22,126 --> 00:11:24,543
‎我們把樹根拔離地面

202
00:11:24,626 --> 00:11:27,584
‎搭著鯨人馬漂洋過海來到這

203
00:11:28,626 --> 00:11:30,793
‎好讓一大群鳥人馬

204
00:11:30,876 --> 00:11:34,209
‎在我們身上築巢
‎用我們的身軀解三急

205
00:11:35,251 --> 00:11:36,876
‎好自在道格

206
00:11:36,959 --> 00:11:39,626
‎-好自在葛格
‎-好自在，好自在道格

207
00:11:39,709 --> 00:11:42,418
‎-好自在葛格
‎-好自在道格，好自在道格

208
00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:46,376
‎-葛格，好自在葛格
‎-好自在道格

209
00:11:46,459 --> 00:11:48,418
‎-馬蘭德魯…
‎-什麼事？

210
00:11:48,501 --> 00:11:51,334
‎可以幫媽咪拿帽子過來嗎？我想回家

211
00:11:51,418 --> 00:11:54,293
‎你猜媽咪剛發現什麼？原來我喜歡貓

212
00:11:54,376 --> 00:11:56,001
‎-可是嬤嬤
‎-誰？你叫我？

213
00:11:56,084 --> 00:11:58,459
‎-妳不是我媽媽
‎-說什麼蠢話

214
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:01,709
‎我媽幾年前失蹤了

215
00:12:02,626 --> 00:12:04,668
‎很好

216
00:12:04,751 --> 00:12:08,043
‎一切都很好

217
00:12:08,126 --> 00:12:12,209
‎用我的腳做餅乾

218
00:12:12,293 --> 00:12:16,209
‎-或在海灘躺成一排
‎-那還用說

219
00:12:16,293 --> 00:12:21,876
‎沒什麼好煩惱的

220
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:27,376
‎好，我知道你的意思了

221
00:12:27,459 --> 00:12:30,959
‎看來大家各有東西節

222
00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:32,418
‎各過各的

223
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,876
‎就像果昔的相反

224
00:12:36,584 --> 00:12:38,251
‎正是如此

225
00:12:38,334 --> 00:12:39,168
‎慢著，什麼？

226
00:12:39,251 --> 00:12:41,709
‎首先，對，這是真的

227
00:12:41,793 --> 00:12:44,834
‎嗨，對，通常是我先說，不過沒關係

228
00:12:44,918 --> 00:12:47,501
‎嗨，相信你眼前所見

229
00:12:47,584 --> 00:12:51,459
‎我和我受人敬重的同事
‎今天變出東西節的魔法

230
00:12:51,543 --> 00:12:54,209
‎但戰馬要想出辦法創造…

231
00:12:54,293 --> 00:12:56,584
‎-一加一大於二
‎-一加三大於四

232
00:12:56,668 --> 00:12:58,168
‎-果昔
‎-果昔

233
00:12:58,251 --> 00:13:02,043
‎戰馬能接受這一切
‎並想出辦法組織軍隊嗎？

234
00:13:02,126 --> 00:13:03,418
‎請繼續看下去

235
00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:07,584
‎兩倍的火辣，兩倍的燃燒

236
00:13:07,668 --> 00:13:10,043
‎妳打算怎麼做，戰馬？

237
00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:26,668
‎有沒有搞錯？

238
00:13:26,751 --> 00:13:30,168
‎我的信件不會放在抹刀抽屜

239
00:13:30,251 --> 00:13:33,168
‎抹刀才要放進抹刀抽屜

240
00:13:34,168 --> 00:13:38,293
‎好噁心，那是什麼？
‎我踩到什麼？我的老天鵝

241
00:13:38,376 --> 00:13:40,293
‎我知道妳是按月租的房客

242
00:13:40,376 --> 00:13:41,751
‎但這是我家

243
00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:46,043
‎說真的，妳搞得好像
‎州園遊會廁所的隔間

244
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:49,584
‎你說那些我幾乎不懂

245
00:13:50,084 --> 00:13:52,584
‎等一下再討論可以嗎？

246
00:13:53,168 --> 00:13:56,043
‎等一下是幾下？妳好幾個月不在家

247
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:59,876
‎一回家就是哭喪著臉
‎妳覺得人家看了會舒服嗎？

248
00:14:01,376 --> 00:14:04,209
‎我試圖了解一場無止盡的戰爭

249
00:14:04,876 --> 00:14:07,043
‎我無法保障人馬樂園的安全

250
00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:10,168
‎我無法殺了荒野王

251
00:14:10,793 --> 00:14:11,876
‎那傢伙？

252
00:14:12,668 --> 00:14:14,168
‎又來了

253
00:14:14,251 --> 00:14:16,001
‎最差勁的就是他

254
00:14:23,126 --> 00:14:25,626
‎好，妳知道我們要怎麼做嗎？

255
00:14:25,709 --> 00:14:28,043
‎等下再解決信件的事

256
00:14:28,626 --> 00:14:33,001
‎我們大概會因為妳而遲到

257
00:14:33,084 --> 00:14:36,001
‎不過我們可以一起去

258
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,293
‎東西節也許對妳有幫助

259
00:14:40,376 --> 00:14:43,084
‎說不定妳會想再次穿上鞋子

260
00:14:43,168 --> 00:14:44,001
‎很難說喔

261
00:14:55,918 --> 00:14:57,751
‎-洞穴
‎-好冷喔

262
00:15:03,001 --> 00:15:04,334
‎宙力士

263
00:15:05,209 --> 00:15:08,543
‎妳不用大吼，我們就在這

264
00:15:08,626 --> 00:15:10,376
‎好，那就好

265
00:15:10,459 --> 00:15:12,834
‎我需要成為眾所矚目的焦點

266
00:15:12,918 --> 00:15:14,501
‎收到，大聲公上場

267
00:15:16,918 --> 00:15:17,751
‎聚光燈

268
00:15:20,501 --> 00:15:21,334
‎閃亮披風

269
00:15:22,293 --> 00:15:23,251
‎宙力士

270
00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:25,626
‎可以小聲一點嗎？

271
00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:26,918
‎好

272
00:15:38,626 --> 00:15:40,168
‎人馬樂園的大家好

273
00:15:40,959 --> 00:15:45,126
‎首先，我想感謝大家來參加東西節

274
00:15:45,209 --> 00:15:48,126
‎我很榮幸能參與其中

275
00:15:48,209 --> 00:15:51,418
‎成為讓我們今天齊聚一堂的一小部分

276
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:55,834
‎少了嘟寶鹿、背刺比、可羚黛
‎這件事也沒可能發生

277
00:15:55,918 --> 00:15:58,418
‎可羚黛萬歲

278
00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:00,418
‎對，她很棒

279
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:03,251
‎宙力士，現在健健美也算？

280
00:16:03,334 --> 00:16:04,543
‎切德也有

281
00:16:04,626 --> 00:16:07,209
‎最重要的是花馬雯

282
00:16:07,293 --> 00:16:08,959
‎東西節是她想的

283
00:16:10,376 --> 00:16:11,209
‎重點不是我

284
00:16:13,959 --> 00:16:15,709
‎我的朋友們在問我

285
00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:19,084
‎“戰馬，要怎麼將這一切變成軍隊？”

286
00:16:19,168 --> 00:16:20,959
‎這問題很好

287
00:16:21,043 --> 00:16:23,126
‎你們可能連軍隊是什麼都不知道

288
00:16:23,209 --> 00:16:25,834
‎-對，我們好像不知道
‎-對，這倒是

289
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,334
‎不，我知道
‎我這輩子都在打仗，所以…

290
00:16:28,418 --> 00:16:30,126
‎我不知道軍隊是什麼

291
00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:32,959
‎軍隊是由個人組成

292
00:16:33,043 --> 00:16:35,709
‎由每個人帶不同特質上戰場

293
00:16:38,293 --> 00:16:41,876
‎你們或許認為這樣說來
‎大夥要攜手合作會有許多差異存在

294
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:45,459
‎但我知道人馬的能耐

295
00:16:45,543 --> 00:16:48,251
‎我會知道是因為這些人

296
00:16:49,793 --> 00:16:53,793
‎大家都有各自的傳統，我的馬群也有

297
00:16:53,876 --> 00:16:55,084
‎這是他們…

298
00:16:56,168 --> 00:17:00,334
‎這是我們每日每夜都會做的事

299
00:17:00,418 --> 00:17:01,668
‎噓噓？

300
00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:03,543
‎我很常這樣

301
00:17:03,626 --> 00:17:04,834
‎對，那也是

302
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:06,793
‎各位？

303
00:17:17,126 --> 00:17:21,543
‎嘿，新朋友們，很高興我們成功了

304
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:27,043
‎嘿，新朋友們

305
00:17:27,126 --> 00:17:33,501
‎只要你們與我一起，我就到家了

306
00:17:38,209 --> 00:17:40,876
‎你到了人馬樂園

307
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:44,668
‎沒什麼更能代表我們的世界

308
00:17:44,751 --> 00:17:45,959
‎-洞穴
‎-對著袋子呼吸

309
00:17:46,043 --> 00:17:47,334
‎-讚
‎-特權

310
00:17:47,418 --> 00:17:53,168
‎比起這色彩繽紛
‎唱歌跳舞的魔法生物

311
00:17:53,251 --> 00:17:55,876
‎今天在此見面

312
00:17:56,459 --> 00:18:02,584
‎一群人馬集結在彩虹大道的盡頭

313
00:18:02,668 --> 00:18:04,084
‎他們是一家人

314
00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:07,793
‎緩慢配敏捷，強壯配脆弱

315
00:18:07,876 --> 00:18:11,209
‎從高空到深淵

316
00:18:11,293 --> 00:18:14,459
‎需要一點勇氣和些許的魔法

317
00:18:14,543 --> 00:18:18,501
‎-我們全都一樣可以無畏無懼
‎-但我知道你們一樣無畏無懼

318
00:18:18,584 --> 00:18:20,626
‎一樣無畏無懼

319
00:18:22,084 --> 00:18:28,668
‎我們會一起前往未知的世界

320
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,709
‎所以準備戰鬥吧

321
00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:33,959
‎你們很好，不會有事

322
00:18:34,043 --> 00:18:36,793
‎你們是人馬

323
00:18:42,293 --> 00:18:45,793
‎你們是人馬樂園

324
00:18:57,626 --> 00:18:59,793
‎那就是東西節

325
00:18:59,876 --> 00:19:01,876
‎那就是軍隊

326
00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:06,459
‎大家好好睡一覺
‎魔鬼訓練營明早開始

327
00:19:06,543 --> 00:19:08,168
‎在吃完傻笑蛋糕之後

328
00:19:08,251 --> 00:19:10,251
‎還有青醬

329
00:19:11,668 --> 00:19:14,084
‎把那個東西放進我的青醬

330
00:19:14,168 --> 00:19:15,209
‎水寶貝

331
00:19:15,293 --> 00:19:16,834
‎-戰馬
‎-騎士

332
00:19:20,334 --> 00:19:21,959
‎貝琪蘋果

333
00:19:22,751 --> 00:19:23,876
‎嘟寶鹿？

334
00:19:35,584 --> 00:19:38,668
‎如果洞洞人馬在裂口附近挖隧道

335
00:19:38,751 --> 00:19:41,209
‎地面會因為牛頭怪軍隊的重量而崩塌

336
00:19:41,293 --> 00:19:43,043
‎接著我們可以讓那些鳥人馬

337
00:19:43,126 --> 00:19:45,043
‎從左右兩側俯衝

338
00:19:45,126 --> 00:19:46,543
‎除掉走散的士兵

339
00:19:46,626 --> 00:19:49,626
‎對，就是這樣
‎這能讓我們處於有利的地位

340
00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:52,334
‎因為牛頭怪沒有空中支援

341
00:19:53,168 --> 00:19:54,418
‎-天啊
‎-對啊

342
00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:56,001
‎彷彿妳沒離開過

343
00:19:57,543 --> 00:19:58,751
‎那是怎麼回事？

344
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:01,459
‎希望妳有很多笑聲點心

345
00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:04,251
‎將軍的軍隊會肚子餓喔

346
00:20:04,751 --> 00:20:05,709
‎笑聲點心？

347
00:20:06,459 --> 00:20:09,876
‎我只做了傻笑蛋糕和青醬

348
00:20:56,668 --> 00:20:58,043
‎真是精彩的東西節

349
00:21:21,501 --> 00:21:23,293
‎我們還沒準備好

350
00:21:23,376 --> 00:21:26,168
‎將軍在哪？
‎我們需要他的軍隊，現在就要

351
00:21:27,959 --> 00:21:28,876
‎他們停下來了

352
00:21:29,376 --> 00:21:31,626
‎他們在等荒野王的指示

353
00:21:31,709 --> 00:21:33,543
‎他用心智控制他們

354
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:37,126
‎人馬樂園全體聚集在此

355
00:21:37,209 --> 00:21:40,043
‎我們有魔法，只要一起想辦法

356
00:21:40,126 --> 00:21:41,501
‎沒時間了

357
00:21:49,668 --> 00:21:50,501
‎快點

358
00:22:02,084 --> 00:22:05,709
‎花馬雯，回去東西節
‎跟大家說戰事要開打了

359
00:22:06,376 --> 00:22:09,418
‎花馬雯，妳覺得他在幾步遠的地方？

360
00:22:09,501 --> 00:22:12,168
‎我不知道，很多步？但又不是太遠？

361
00:22:13,918 --> 00:22:15,459
‎戰馬，妳在做什麼？

362
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:19,751
‎-相信我，我能阻止他
‎-“妳”能阻止他是什麼意思？

363
00:22:21,293 --> 00:22:22,709
‎好好照顧彼此

364
00:22:26,084 --> 00:22:29,501
‎謝謝你們當我的家人

365
00:22:32,126 --> 00:22:34,376
‎-戰馬，不要
‎-不要

366
00:22:34,459 --> 00:22:36,459
‎太危險了，不要這樣

367
00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:59,709
‎她在幹嘛？

368
00:23:03,959 --> 00:23:04,918
‎施法

369
00:24:11,959 --> 00:24:13,543
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