♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
-[grunts] -Mmm.
[Christmas music playing]
[grunts, gasps]
[panting]
-♪ Daddy! Hey, Daddleton! ♪ -♪ Yes, son? ♪
♪ I got a question for you, please Just one ♪
-♪ Go on, ask me anything ♪ -♪ Okay then, Daddy ♪
-♪ What's a hootenanny? ♪ -♪ A hootenanny? ♪
♪ Yes, because I've never been To one before ♪
♪ Oh son, my son-leton You won't believe your eyes ♪
♪ I really wanna tell you But I'll keep it a surprise ♪
-♪ So cold ♪ -♪ Breathe in a bag! ♪
♪ We're off to the hootenanny And that makes us slightly less sad ♪
-♪ Our fave hootenanny traditions are… ♪ -♪ Hat making ♪
-♪ Snow golf ♪ -♪ And carols with kittentaurs ♪
♪ This could be the least stressful one That we've ever had ♪
-All hail Glendale! -[moletaurs] ♪ Holes ♪
♪ What's a hootenanny Without a moletaur pudding pie? ♪
♪ It's delicious and moist ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ And the gophertaurs Make a pretty good queso ♪
♪ A side dish that is equally moist ♪
♪ Holetaurs have a great taste in food ♪
♪ Probably to make up For their lack of eyes ♪
♪ But if they cook a hootenanny dinner ♪
♪ Don't expect 'em to clean Or put anything away though ♪
♪ I mean, that's totally fair, right? Moist ♪
[trees] ♪ We've got mixed feelings About hootenannies ♪
♪ It's the time of year When they hang shiny stuff on trees ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ I get you're being festive Not trying to do harm ♪
♪ But you basically hang garbage On our arms ♪
-♪ It's just obnoxious ♪ -[squawking]
-♪ Hey, all ♪ -♪ Like! Like! ♪
♪ There's a hootenanny happenin' It's gonna be a star-studded night ♪
-♪ We've called ♪ -♪ Winky face! ♪
♪ All the birdtaurs here in Centaurworld Reminding them to repost and like ♪
♪ And at the heart of each hootenanny ♪
♪ Is a message of goodwill and love We should share ♪
♪ On every social media platform we have ♪
♪ BT-Dubs, guys, where's Bayden? ♪
-♪ Hootenanny! ♪ -♪ What a privilege! ♪
-♪ Meowy, meowy ♪ -♪ Hootenanny! ♪
♪ Hootenanny! ♪
♪ From the seas up to the land We cannot wait to ♪
♪ All celebrate true unity ♪
♪ In good old centaur hootenanny style ♪
♪ Because, you know It's really been a while ♪
Okay, Dad. Hey, Daddleton?
I've been hearing snippets of what these guys are saying a hootenanny is,
and I think I'm even more confused than I was when I first asked the question.
They all seem to be singing about completely unrelated tangents and details.
-Frankly, I've lost interest in the topic. -Ugh! Okay, I can't hold it in anymore.
I'm going to tell you what a hootenanny is.
-Okay, Stabby? -Really, Dad, I'm good.
♪ A hootenanny's when all centaurs Shave their body hair ♪
♪ And some of them start roller skating While they bob for pears ♪
♪ And then, the whole time There's, like, this creepy old guy ♪
♪ Watching from the corner ♪
♪ He's eating cheese sauce by itself While playing a recorder ♪
-Okay, well, are there presents, at least? -Of course, son. We're not savages.
♪ And that's ♪
♪ A hootenanny ♪
Oh.
-Thanks, Dad. -[squeaks]
-[humming] -Hmm.
It's the most wonderful time of a young boy-child's life.
[Wammawink] ♪ In Centaurworld ♪
-[neighing] -[vocalizing]
[squeaks]
Roller skates? Snow golf? Queso? Body hair? Oh!
I don't have any of those things. We're not prepared!
[Malangella] I had a bad burrito too. Give it back one minute.
This is going to be a disaster.
Should we call it off? We should call it off.
Wammawink, everybody's already here. We're not calling it off.
Okay. Everybody grab a mattress and a tent and set up wherever you want.
Wait. Wait, what?
Like you don't have a bunch of tents and mattresses in there.
Hmm? Yeah. I do.
[grunts] Here you go.
-[Glendale] Uh, Uh, wait a sec! Um… -[clamoring]
Oh, sweet merciful goose!
How many gigglecakes should I make? [chuckling]
Um, maybe I'll whip up some pesto. What is pesto?
-Wammawink! -It's chaos! What was I thinking?
There's no one in all of Centaurworld who could manage an event like this.
Where's the sequined volcano that I preordered?
I'm gonna need a net for the aerialists, wax for the luge,
-and exactly 2,000 fake mustaches… -One, two, seven…
…curled at the ends.
What are they doing?
Building a stage.
[laughing] This is a hootenanny. We don't need a stage.
Oh, okay.
[grunts, chuckling]
Durpleton, it's common sense.
If a stage is there, where would we put the--
[figure] Cheese bombs?
[joyful music playing]
[dinging]
Yes.
Because everyone knows that…
-Cheese bombs and glitter make-- -Make hootenannies better.
[both] That's why you always put them together.
Hey, I know you.
[enchanting music playing]
I know you too.
Wait. So they're friends now?
Don't they hate each other? That's all it took?
I need to go make myself a new magazine.
[laughing together]
[breathing heavily] It's cool.
[clamoring]
-Too cold. Too hot. Too cold. Too hot. -[whistle blowing]
You get one. You get one. And so do you.
[message bird] Message undelivered.
[grunts] Get off!
Bayden isn't getting any of my messages.
Ugh! Get away!
Message undelivered.
Oh Grandmama, I found a new ball.
♪ Six for the supper guests Five for the spouses ♪
♪ Four for the lurky-turks Three for their mouses ♪
[laughing]
[chuckling]
Those are the forestaurs who told us to hide from the creepy beartaur.
We did not listen.
[groans]
-These are the cataurs. -[meowing]
Do you know what a cataur's favorite beverage is?
-N… No. -[yowling]
It's juice.
[Durpleton] Uh… Uh, yeah.
And this is Sunfish Merguy. He likes games.
But he does not like Wammawink. He likes Jeffica.
[Durpleton] And she does not like Wammawink.
-[clears throat] -[Durpleton] Uh-oh.
And this over here is my dad!
Hmm.
[laughing] Well, if it isn't Durpleton Durpleton.
-My dad? -[sad music playing]
We have been looking for you.
[gasps] You were looking for me?
[whimpering]
Yes.
Can you help me find a rolltop desk?
Preferably cedar.
[whimpers] Mommy?
It's for writing my poems full of regrets about the things we've left behind.
Like… Like… Like… Yeah, like… Like me. Like your son. Like little Durpleton.
-Like my last cedar rolltop desk. -[chittering]
My Daddleton's not gonna get you no desk!
Oh, and look, he has a pet now.
He's not my pet.
[grunts]
-He's my son. -[groans]
Now that I'm a dad, I know what it means to be a bad dad.
For instance, I've left a knife in my son for weeks now.
It's still in there. That's crazy.
I have regrets, but I'm still not as bad a parent as you guys.
You're the best dad… [sniffles]
…an adult lizard mistaken for a child…
[groans] …could possibly want.
[grunts]
-[Tony] Gurple, let's go. -[Wammawink] Oh, I'm so proud of him.
My metaphorical baby
is now a literal dad-baby with his own baby-baby, baby girl.
Get a grip. He's not a baby. He's, like, 44.
Forty-seven! Oh! [inhales]
I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. [inhales]
It's just that… [sighs]
…where do we go from here?
Side note. Do you and Rider have a futon? Because I will need it.
Wammawink, our worlds are connected now. We'll see each other all the time.
Hey Horse, how are you planning on turning this hootenanny into a shoot-enanny?
Shoot-enanny?
Shoot-enanny. You know, like shooting. Bows and arrows. Pew-pew.
-[grunts] -[Ched] The war that's coming.
Maybe you don't know this because you have a horse-eye view of things,
but you need to look from a different perspective.
Not really looking for any ideas from you, Ched.
[whistles]
-Whoa! -[screaming]
Oh, of course they don't pick up Ched. Yeah, I'll just fly myself, thanks.
[screaming]
-[breathing heavily] -[squawking]
What's the big deal, Ched?
It's just a bunch of taurs about to sing another song.
[Gophertaur] ♪ In the underground There's no shortage of pretty things ♪
♪ And the wormtaurs And the moletaurs got no eyes ♪
♪ So sit back ♪
-♪ With a hot stein full of corn dogs ♪ -♪ Corn dogs ♪
♪ And I'll tell you Of the most beautiful guy ♪
♪ He's Guskin the Gophertaur ♪
♪ Look at him go ♪
♪ Watch him dig with his powerful thighs ♪
-♪ Thighs ♪ -♪ Oh, he's Guskin the Gophertaur ♪
♪ You'll fall in love Everybody! ♪
♪ With his beautiful gophertaur eyes ♪
♪ He's Guskin the Gophertaur ♪
♪ Look at him go ♪
Oh, I don't know what you're talkin' about, Ched.
These guys look like they're getting along to me.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure. The holetaurs are, but, uh, you just watch. [chuckling]
It gets better.
[gophertaurs] ♪ With his beautiful gophertaur eyes ♪
♪ His beautiful gophertaur eyes ♪
Wait a minute. Ice? What's this ice doin' in my hole?
♪ What's this hole doin' around our ice? ♪
-♪ Move it over there ♪ -♪ Follow his advice ♪
-♪ But we need to for the hootenanny ♪ -♪ We brought it all the way here ♪
♪ We like to keep it nice ♪
♪ But if we put it over there Then there'll be trashtaurs by our ice ♪
♪ Always blamin' trashtaurs You make the planet gross ♪
♪ We're pickin' up your garbage Let me tell ya somethin', folks ♪
♪ If you don't want Trashtaurs coming round ♪
♪ Then throw your stuff away Don't leave garbage on the ground ♪
♪ If you don't want Trashtaurs coming round ♪
♪ Put your stuff in the bin You ding-dongs ♪
♪ Don't leave garbage on the ground ♪
[trees] ♪ Loud You guys are loud and annoying ♪
♪ Thank you! ♪
♪ It was so hard for us Just to come and be a part of this ♪
♪ We pulled our roots up Out of the ground ♪
♪ And rode a whaletaur across the sea ♪
♪ Just so a bunch of birdtaurs ♪
♪ Could nest in us And use our bodies as a restroom ♪
[R&B music playing] ♪ Comfortable Doug ♪
-♪ Comfortable D ♪ -♪ Comfortable, Comfortable Doug ♪
-♪ Comfortable D ♪ -♪ Comfortable Doug, Comfortable Doug ♪
-♪ Dee, dee, Comfortable D, D, D ♪ -♪ Comfortable Doug ♪
-♪ Malandrew! Malandrew! ♪ -♪ Yes? Yes? ♪
♪ Would you please bring Mommy her hat? I'd like to go home ♪
♪ Guess what Mommy just learned? It turns out, I like cats! ♪
-♪ Oh, but Grandmama ♪ -♪ Who, me? ♪
-♪ You're not my mom ♪ -♪ That's silly! ♪
♪ My mom went missing years ago ♪
♪ Fine ♪
♪ Everything is fine ♪
♪ Making biscuits with my feet ♪
-♪ Or draped across the beach ♪ -♪ A-diddly yes ♪
♪ And nothing bothers me ♪
[squawking]
Okay. I see what you're saying.
It seems like everyone is having their own hootenanny.
Separated.
-Like the opposite of a smoothie. -[Wammawink] What the who now?
Exactly.
Wait. What?
[whispering] First of all, yes, this is happening.
Hi. Yeah, normally, I say hi first, but okay.
Hi. Believe your eyes.
I and my esteemed colleague have manifested hootenanny magic today.
But Horse needs to figure out how to create…
-Synergy. -Synthesis.
-Smoothie. -Smoothie.
Will Horse be able to take all of this and figure out how to make an army?
Let's tune in.
[yelling]
[Wammawink] Twice the goss, twice the burning!
So what are you gonna do about it, Horse?
[snarling, growling]
-[munching] -[buzzing]
Seriously? My mail does not go in the spatula drawer.
The spatula goes in the spatula drawer. [groans]
So gross. What was that? What did I step in? Oh, good goose.
Look, I know you're month-to-month, but this is my home.
You're treating it, frankly, like a stall in a state fair bathroom.
I'm not familiar with, um, most of those words.
Would it be all right if we discuss this later?
Later when? You leave for months at a time,
and then when you come back, you're all sad.
You think that's pleasant to be around?
I've been trying to make sense of an endless war.
I failed to keep Centaurworld safe.
I failed to kill the Nowhere King.
That guy?
Ugh, here we go again.
He's the worst.
[enchanting music playing]
All right. You know what we're gonna do?
We'll figure out this mail thing later.
And I guess we're gonna be late because of you,
but… [inhales]
…we could just go together.
The… The hootenanny might do you some good.
Maybe you'll even wanna wear shoes again. Who knows?
[country music playing]
[humming]
[rock music abruptly playing]
-Holes! Holes! -Cold! Cold!
[classical music abruptly playing]
-[grunts] -[yowling]
[sighs] Hey, Zulius!
Uh-uh-uh. You don't need to yell. We're right here.
Oh, okay. Uh, cool.
I need to be the center of attention.
-Got it. Megaphones. -Got it. Megaphones.
[screaming]
-[grunts] -[Zulius] Spotlight!
[Zulius] Glitter cape!
Zulius!
[Horse] Could you turn it down a little bit?
Okay. Okay.
[grunts, yelling]
Ah!
Hmm.
Hello, Centaurworld.
First of all, I'd like to thank all of you for coming to this hootenanny.
I am truly honored to be a part,
a small part, of gathering us together today.
This wouldn't be possible without Durpleton, Stabby, Glendale--
All hail Glendale!
Uh, yep, she's great.
Uh, Zulius, I guess Splendib now? Ched, even.
And most of all, Wammawink.
-[inhaling] -The hootenanny was her idea.
Oh. [chuckling]
Not about me. [chuckling]
My friends have been asking me,
"Hey, Horse. How do we turn all of this into an army?"
And it's a really good question.
You guys probably don't even know what an army is.
-Yeah, I guess we don't know. -Yeah, it's true.
Uh, no, I do. My whole life has been a fight, so…
I don't know what an army is. [chuckles]
An army is made up of individuals
who all bring unique qualities to the battle.
[centaurs] Oh!
You might think too many differences exist
between you to come together in that way, but I know what centaurs are capable of.
The reason I know is 'cause of these guys.
[screaming]
You all have different traditions. Well, my herd has a tradition too.
It's something they…
Eh, it's something we do every day and every night.
Ah! Make splashies?
I do that all the time!
Uh, yeah, that too. Uh… [clears throat]
Guys?
♪ Hey, new friends I'm glad we made it ♪
♪ Hey, new friends ♪
♪ As long as you are with me I am home ♪
♪ You made it to Centaurworld ♪
♪ And nothing better Represents our world ♪
- ♪ Holes ♪ -♪ Breathe in a bag! ♪
-♪ Like! ♪ -♪ Privilege! ♪
♪ Than this colorful collection Of singing, dancing magic beings ♪
♪ Meeting here today ♪
♪ And when a chorus gathers At the end of the Rainbow Road ♪
♪ They're one family ♪
♪ Slow and agile things Strong and fragile things ♪
♪ From the skies to depths below ♪
♪ It takes a little boldness And a little bit of magic ♪
-♪ We can all be fearless too ♪ -♪ But I know you're fearless too ♪
♪ Fearless too ♪
♪ Together, we'll go into the unknown ♪
♪ So get ready to fight ♪
[Horse] ♪ You're okay, you're all right ♪
♪ You are Centaur… ♪
♪ You are Centaurworld ♪
[chanting]
[clamoring]
[yowling]
-[chuckling] -That's a hootenanny.
That's an army.
Everyone, get a good night's sleep. Boot camp starts in the morning.
After gigglecakes!
And, uh, pesto.
Put that in my pesto.
[Horse] Waterbaby?
-Horse! -Rider!
Becky Apples.
Durpleton?
[panting, laughing]
-[wind whistling] -Hmm.
[vocalizing]
[Horse] If the holetaurs burrow tunnels around the Rift,
the ground will collapse under the weight of the minotaur army.
And we could have those birdtaurs swoop in from the left and right flanks
to take out any stragglers.
Yeah, exactly. It could put us at a real advantage because…
[both] The minotaurs don't have air support.
-[laughing] Right on! -My gosh.
It's like you never left.
What is that?
Hope you have a lot of those laughter snacks.
The General's army is gonna be hungry.
Laughter snacks? [stammering]
All I made are gigglecakes and, uh…
[clears throat] …pesto.
[snarling]
[fluttering]
-[gasps] -[glass shattering]
[gasps]
[snarling]
[snarling intensifies]
[roaring]
[intense music playing]
Oh, what a hootenanny!
[screaming]
[snarling]
[Rider] We're… We're not ready.
Where is the General? We need his army now.
[snarling]
They've stopped.
They're waiting for the Nowhere's King's command.
He controls them with his mind.
Look, we have all of Centaurworld gathered.
We have magic. If we put our heads together…
There's no time.
[snarling]
[Zulius] Go!
Wammawink, go back to the hootenanny and tell them it's happening.
[Horse] Wammawink, how many paces away do you think he is?
I don't know. A lot? But not far enough?
Horse, what are you doing?
Trust me. I can stop him.
[Rider] What do you mean you can stop him?
Take care of each other.
Hmm?
Thank you for being my family.
[sad music playing]
-Horse! No! -No!
[Wammawink] It's too dangerous! Don't do it!
[low growling]
[snarling]
What is she doing?
[panting]
[snarling]
Magic.
[grunts, screaming]
[dramatic music]
[sounds fade to silence]