♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
-[grunts] -Mmm.
[hooting]
-[neighing] -[gasps]
Wait.
[fluttering]
[groans]
[gasps] Medic!
-[fluttering] -[groans]
[groans]
[neighing]
[snorting]
[fluttering]
[sighs]
[groans]
[slurping]
We're losing the war.
We have to go on the defensive.
For now, we retreat.
You're giving up?
If we had the Artifact, we wouldn't have to retreat.
He wouldn't be able to use it to create any more of those monsters.
Yeah, we tried to get the Artifact,
and I lost an entire battalion to those things.
No. We can stop him if we take away the Artifact.
Then the fight will be more evenly matched.
We would be fighting alongside centaurs. They're magic.
Look, I believe that you trust these centaurs.
But I know my enemies better than I know my allies.
I'm sorry. We've gotta fall back, kid.
Sir, let me try.
If you wanna do something to help, make her eat this broth.
She hates it.
Ugh! And I don't blame her.
[sighs] All right. You heard him.
You gotta eat this soup.
Get that away from me.
That soup tastes worse than my head wound feels.
Tell me everything you know about the Nowhere King's castle. Please.
You can smell the death in the air,
the screams of souls lost long ago,
the murmur of shadows that--
Uh, no, wait. Not, like, poetically. Like real stuff.
Yeah. Directions, number of guards, access points.
You heard what the General said.
You'd be court-martialed if you… If you even made it out alive.
If I don't do this,
chances are none of us will survive.
[Wammawink] ♪ In Centaurworld ♪
-[neighing] -[vocalizing]
[squeaks]
[dramatic music playing]
[grunting]
[chittering]
Ah yeah, this is great.
More spoilers than the Wiki page.
Hey, superfans,
guess who has the best view of the Nowhere King's castle.
It's ya boy, Bayden! Directly above the minotaurs.
It's ya boy.
Bayden. Directly above minotaurs.
[snarls]
Hey, superfans. Update.
So, the minotaurs got my last message bird, so…
[roaring]
I think they know I'm here?
[roaring]
I think they know I'm here.
[suspenseful music playing]
Hey, Becky Apples.
Yeah, have I got a treat for you.
[gasps] These are your favorite, right?
Are… Are you sleeping with your eyes open?
[groans]
Okay. Now you do something for me.
[grunts]
Come on, Becky Apples.
[sighs] Okay, fine. You want one more?
Wow, not a blink? Nothin'? You're not even gonna…
Okay, let's go.
Okay. This mission is all about stealth.
The others failed because they tried to fight the minotaurs.
We are going to avoid them entirely by sneak--
[groans]
Hmm?
Hmm.
[gasps] Yes!
Mmm. Hello, you.
[tense music playing]
[sighs] Man, I miss my horse.
[grunts] Ow! Becky, what the…
[gasps]
[Rider] Oh…
[creaking]
Wow. Yeah, that would have been bad.
-[chittering] -[groaning]
Oh no. This is bad.
Bayden's gotta do somethin' somethin'!
[groans] Oh, thank goose.
Hi, superfans.
Guess who has a front-row seat to… What exactly is going on here?
Oh, wait on seconds.
Yeah, no. This is way more hunky-dory.
Okay, so let's see what events are unfolding
down there.
I bet you're all dying to know the deets of my current sitch.
Like, what is the thing I'm strapped to called?
-Hey, do you know what this is called? -[hissing]
How do you spell that, bro?
[electric crackling]
Bro? Don't forget to like and subscr--
[machine whirring]
Is this a death we must mourn or a birth we must celebrate?
[snarls]
Still don't know.
Okay, no rope bridge.
Cliffs are too steep to climb. And a 300-foot drop into spiky rocks.
[grunts]
Hey! No, no, no, no. We're not giving up yet.
Just give me a second to think of something, okay? [sighs]
Seriously? That's it? You're… You're quitting on me?
Becky?
Oh no.
-[yelling] -[tense music playing]
Beck… Beck… Beck… Beck… Becky stop! Bad plan! Reverse!
Rebecca Apples!
[groaning]
[breathing heavy]
[yelling]
[grunts]
[triumphant music playing]
[panting]
There's something seriously wrong with you. Hey!
No! Honestly!
Uh-uh! No!
[tense music playing]
We're getting close, Becky Apples.
[suspenseful music playing]
[yawns, grunts]
[groaning]
[figure 1] Hey!
[groans] Huh? Huh?
[figure 1] Is she waking up?
[figure 2] Dude, what is wrong with you? I just said get the bag of apples.
The apples!
No. I thought you said after you kicked her off the horse,
I was supposed to hit her in the head with a stick
and tie her up because I am very good at knots.
[grunts] Let me go.
[figure 1] Boom! See? Good at knots.
Hey, keep it down. Do you wanna get found by minotaurs?
You think the minotaurs are bad?
The Nowhere King is out there making these beasts that are a lot worse.
[figure 1] Who's the Nowhere King?
You know, that one guy.
Oh, you mean that skeleton-antler creepy eel thing with the shrimp legs?
My horse and I fought him in the Rift.
You and that horse that just left you high and dry?
[chuckling] That's not my horse. My horse is a warrior.
And she is in Centaurworld right now, raising an army.
[figure 2] Your horse is raising an army?
I know. It sounds weird. A horse raising an army, right?
But she can talk now, so that should make it a lot easier for her to--
Uh, wha… What's a centaur?
Oh. [chuckles]
They're these half-animal, half-man things.
And they can shoot tiny versions of themselves out of their hooves.
[figure 2] Bruh, I think you hit her too hard.
Just go find her horse, okay?
Please. If I don't bring the General the Artifact,
he won't bring his army to the Rift, and this war will never end.
[sighs]
I'm just so tired of fighting.
I want this war to be over.
[exhales]
I want Horse and I to be together and to go as fast and as far as we can
'cause we want to,
not because we have to.
Uh, wait.
Why would they shoot tiny versions of themselves from their hooves?
Hey, wh… Why are you still here?
Didn't I tell you to go find her horse?
[huffs] That's not my horse.
-Hyah! -[grunts]
[grunts]
Help, help, help, please. Please get up.
-Knock her out before she does something. -[slow motion groans]
[sighs]
[groans] I got your back, buddy!
I… [groans]
So heavy. I… [grunts]
[laughing] Flonkin' A.
[grunts]
[panting]
Uh, sorry. Please don't kill me. I just really wanted to try an apple.
Yee…
Right. You couldn't have just asked?
[sighs] Good point.
This isn't the time for humans to turn on each other,
not when we're so close to winning the war.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go find Becky Apples so I can finish my mission.
[chittering]
You really think there's a place called Centaurworld?
No.
That girl was just talking about horses to distract us from the apples.
Oh, yeah, yeah. It's… It's, uh, it's a pretty good story though.
[chuckling] Tiny versions.
[coughing, snarls]
[grunting]
[panting] It's ya boy.
Like. Like.
He will do.
Make more.
[grunting, snarls]
Wait.
Hmm? [gasps]
You stay.
[roaring]
[screaming]
-[snarls] -[crunching]
[burping, gagging]
[groans, panting]
[roaring]
[snarls]
[dramatic music playing]
[panting]
[groans]
Becky Apples, where are you?
Ah! There you are.
Thanks for ditching me!
Uh…
Becky?
Becky? Oh my goose, Becky!
[buzzing]
Is this a wig?
Where did you get a w--
Oh, gross. [gagging]
I'm out.
[sighs] Never mind. I don't even wanna know.
[upbeat music playing]
[clicking tongue]
[howling]
[hooting]
[grunts]
[Rider] Huh.
All right. I think if I can stand on your back, I can def--
Unbelievable.
All right, here goes.
[groaning]
[grunting]
[snarls]
[gasps]
[snarling]
[chirping]
[snarls]
[growling]
[grunting]
[panting]
[snoring]
[gasps]
[snoring]
[gasps]
[dramatic music playing]
[electric crackling]
[low snarling]
What is… What is that?
[chittering]
[snoring]
Ah!
Oh, no. Not today!
[grunts]
-[groaning] -[intense music playing]
[growling]
[grunts]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[grunts]
Ah!
-[whispering] Hey. -What are you doing here?
I'm here for the Artifact.
Then get it already.
And what? Let you die?
[snarls]
[squeaks]
Don't worry about me.
-I can help myself. -Well, doesn't look like it.
[whirring]
[grunting]
-[growling] -[snarls]
[evil laughing]
[whimpering]
Nuts to this.
What are you doing?
[grunting]
Hello.
[groaning]
Whoa! [yelling]
[laughing]
-[snarls] -[grunts] Get the thing.
I'll hold 'em off.
-[snarls] -[grunts]
Hyah!
[grunting]
[roaring, snarls]
[panting]
[growling]
[grunts]
[yelling]
[snarls]
Hmm.
[grunting]
[yelling]
[grunts]
[grunts, inhales]
-We gotta go. -All right, well, cut me loose first.
[grunts]
Ah, let's move.
[suspenseful music playing]
[panting]
[snarls]
Ooh, those minotaurs aren't gonna know what hit 'em.
Hyah!
[grunts]
[groans]
-Ah! -Ah!
-[exhales] -What? Becky Apples?
[fluttering]
[snarls]
[intense music playing]
[snarls]
I think the exit's this way.
[shudders] Skeletons. Gross.
[gasps]
[growling]
[snarling]
[roaring]
All right. What now?
[soft growling]
-[Waterbaby] Hey, boneheads! -[grunts]
[funky music playing]
[snarls, roaring]
[yelling]
[grunting, panting]
Okay. We need to come up with a new plan to get in there and get the Artifact.
[screaming]
Isn't that your horse?
That is no one's horse.
Look, I have to go back in. The General is only gonna go on the offensive
if I stop the Nowhere King from making any more of those things.
I can find another way around.
No. It's too risky.
If I let you go back in there and something happens to you…
You're what she's fighting for.
Horse loses you to the Nowhere King
when there was another way to bring the General's army to the fight?
Well, that's not gonna be good for anybody,
especially the shaman who didn't step in to stop it.
So, what then?
You didn't get the Artifact, but you got something even better.
Me.
Finally.
Are you kidding me?
You're back.
So… So glad you're alive.
I thought if the minotaurs didn't get ya, she would.
How many did she kill?
I… I couldn't say.
I really couldn't say.
We'll mark her down for six.
But we know it's more, don't we, Becky Apples?
Yes, we do.
I thought I was pretty clear when I told you you shouldn't go in there.
[slurping]
Yummy.
[upbeat music playing]
-Minotaur! -Minotaur! Whoa!
Can a minotaur do this?
[stammering]
Holy flonk.
That's a centaur.
Bingo.
I hear you're thinking of taking a defensive position in this war.
But that would be very offensive to me.
And you don't wanna offend Waterbaby, do you?
It's my job to protect my people. We've lost so many.
The strategy is this.
First, we're gonna gather the centaurs and bring them right here to the Rift.
Then you'll gather your soldiers and we'll form one army, together.
With the magic of the centaurs and the might of your troops…
[grunts]
…the Nowhere King won't stand a chance against us!
-Oh yeah! War! -Yeah!
Okay. We'll go with your plan.
[cheering]
[snarls]
[growling]
[snarls]
[chittering]
-[snarls] -Ah!
Put them in.
[grunts]
[dramatic music playing]
Assemble the army.
[eerie music playing]