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‎在人馬樂園

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‎沒關係，戰馬

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‎妳沒有受困，妳沒事

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‎我們會救妳出來，不會有事的

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‎這樣吧，把我留在這好了

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‎這下好了

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‎劇名：髮圈堆

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‎我們該怎麼辦？要怎麼把她救出來？

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‎我好以我們為榮

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‎大家都辛苦了

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‎我錯過了
‎你們怎麼把戰馬拉出洞的？

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‎首先，翻車魚人馬
‎讓鯨人馬巫師吐出水

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‎填滿那個洞，想說戰馬會浮到上面

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‎對，但戰馬一直說：“我要淹死了…”

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‎接著我從傳送肚抓出一條繩子

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‎但我想說這不能用，太花俏了

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‎後來撈到梯子
‎但我想說這不行，太明顯了

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‎然後找到直昇機
‎但我想說這不行，太直昇機了

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‎後來我找到一根吸管

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‎我們拿吸管給戰馬，讓她呼吸

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‎接著我們把她結成一塊冰

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‎這是你們第三次
‎莫名其妙把我結成冰塊

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‎你們應該把我留在下面就好了

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‎妳是在生氣東西節的事嗎？

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‎我不是故意要成為妳的傑菲卡

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‎拜託不要生我的氣啦

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‎我沒生妳的氣
‎妳招募了那些洞洞人馬

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‎東西節這方法很好
‎妳很擅長，而我不行

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‎我只是在人馬樂園吃不開的一匹戰馬

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‎妳真的覺得東西節這主意很好嗎？

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‎那是很棒的招募策略

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‎戰馬，妳的歌喉好
‎可以在東西節開唱

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‎也許不是獨唱，但可以二重唱

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‎好，話題好像走偏了

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‎我們有東西節要規劃
‎第一件要做的事就是…

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‎團隊建立練習

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‎我覺得事有蹊蹺，妳在打什麼主意？

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‎誰想要髮圈堆？

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‎髮圈堆

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‎-髮圈堆
‎-髮圈堆

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‎髮圈堆

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‎這是哪招？

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‎-這樣吧，別跟我說
‎-慢著，妳要去哪，戰馬？

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‎我需要妳的尺寸和社會安全碼

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‎去玩你們愚蠢的遊戲吧

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‎沒人能了解我的苦

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‎寶貝女孩，聞聞笑大賽的
‎大腸圈賽跑要開始了

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‎妳知道我們需要大腸圈大師笑一下

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‎-不是有一個了嗎？
‎-有兩個也無妨啊

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‎花馬雯，妳看不出來我想獨處嗎？

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‎對不起，我知道東西節和大腸圈賽跑

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‎讓你們玩得很開心

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‎但是要出事了，花馬雯
‎這可是妳親眼所見

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‎見什麼東西？

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‎我是說妳看過牛頭怪的本事

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‎妳失去妳的親人

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‎整個村莊陷入火海，我看到了

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‎只剩下妳跟那個瓢蟲人馬

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‎我從沒跟別人說過這件事

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‎連馬群都沒說過

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‎很抱歉提起往事

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‎這一定讓人很痛苦，花馬雯

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‎巫師讓我進入妳夢裡時看到的

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‎什麼？那不是夢

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‎夢境應該充滿帥氣魚人馬、鰓

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‎蛋

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‎等一下，戰馬

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‎妳在我的背景故事
‎樹巫師沒把妳送去任何地方

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‎他們展現給妳看
‎妳原本就有的強大魔法

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‎好棒棒

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‎-強大的魔法，例如我的尾巴？
‎-站起來

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‎連水寶貝都沒有背景故事魔法

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‎但她什麼都跟我說了
‎對，我記得她有說…

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‎對了

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‎-對我衝過來
‎-什麼？

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‎往後退40步，然後全速衝向我

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‎我才不要

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‎妳不會弄傷我的
‎妳會進到我的腦海，應該啦

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‎不要，我不要這麼做，妳會死掉

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‎我準備好了，妳只要…衝快點就行了

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‎向我衝過來

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‎不要，妳瞧妳，怕得要命

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‎如果做得不對，可能會造成鈍力創傷

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‎但妳不會弄傷我

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‎因為妳會順利跳進我的背景故事

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‎-算了吧
‎-衝過來，現在就衝

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‎好啦

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‎-這樣夠遠了嗎？
‎-再遠一點

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‎好

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‎這樣行嗎？

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‎對，這樣很好

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‎-但我要怎麼…
‎-衝就對了，一口氣衝過來

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‎好

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‎對，快點跑，寶貝女孩，像風一樣

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‎好，沒人看得到我
‎情況大概跟上次一樣吧

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‎感謝老天鵝

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‎因為我們都是脆弱的東西

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‎軟軟小小的

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‎你要去哪？

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‎回來這裡，外頭很危險

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‎我可以保護你，只需要再多練習

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‎我好像成功了

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‎等一下

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‎我現在可以把你包起來

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‎妳第一次讓人喘不過氣的錯誤情感

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‎我會繼續練習

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‎花馬雯，我以為妳在準備

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‎聞聞笑大賽要用的起司條和單片眼睛

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‎戰馬呢？

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‎原來她在那

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‎花馬雯，妳是對的，成功了

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‎這是在演哪齣？

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‎花馬雯

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‎成功了嗎？

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‎成功了，我在妳的腦袋四處跑

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‎妳好棒

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‎神奇，神奇的妳

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‎寶貝的第二個咒語

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‎這裡是怎麼回事？

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‎對了，可羚黛，換妳照顧史福樂了

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‎但護根物沒了，所以…

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‎護根物沒了？

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‎不了，謝謝

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‎史基皮卡，不要來

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‎史福樂不急啦，傑布里

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‎戰馬有跳進背景故事的魔法

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‎很好，又是另一個戰馬會的無用魔法

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‎切德！

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‎就這麼辦吧，下一個是你

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‎下一個什麼，戰馬？

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‎先等一下

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‎妳不能就這樣突擊朋友的腦袋

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‎要先經過同意

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‎戰馬不可能入侵我的腦袋

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‎我知道她會幹嘛，她會放屁，對吧？

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‎放各種馬屁在我的腦袋

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‎戰馬，不要

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‎誰想要髮圈堆？

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‎史福樂

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‎完了，史福樂破了
‎我的比賽要丟人了

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‎就像我弄丟外套一樣

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‎妳想抓我，可是抓不到

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‎戰馬，不要

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‎想得美

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‎哈囉

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‎這是妳掉的

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‎嘿

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‎再見，證據，消失在我眼前

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‎等等！

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‎我沒有把柄在妳手上，我是清白的

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‎我不知道妳在說什麼

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‎我追著妳跑，妳掉了這些東西

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‎我想把東西還妳

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‎所以妳不是犯罪時刻局派來的？

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‎不是

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‎妳需要幫忙嗎？

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‎妳看起來好像惹上了點麻煩

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‎這儲物空間看起來有趣又方便

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‎相信我，妳不會想捲入其中的

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‎妳快走吧，大家都走了
‎發生那件事時…

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‎那東西嚇不了我的

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‎妳應該害怕

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‎這會讓我偷東西，所以快走吧

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‎妳的任何東西、妳的一切我都會偷走

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‎這或許是好事，我其實有點囤積癖

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‎我警告過妳了

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‎我或許看起來獨自一人

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‎無牽無掛，無父無母

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‎好吧，或許之前有

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‎但我從來不是自己一個人

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‎總有人在我身旁，她說她一定幫我

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‎所以我不再害怕

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‎她什麼都跟我說，大家都得進去

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‎碰上我的傳送肚餓了，你哪也躲不了

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‎我一緊張就偷東西
‎但偷竊時，我覺得好自由

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‎對我和傳送肚來說，生活很艱辛

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‎我完全不覺得妳的魔法是負擔

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‎妳不覺得嗎？

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‎所以我偷這些紀念品，妳沒有意見？

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‎我不介意

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‎-我有用不完的髮圈
‎-她沒亂說

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‎介意我跟著妳嗎？

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‎好啊，我很樂意

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‎注意

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‎是我本人，樹葉之王

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‎還有，今天是我生日

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‎這是怎麼回事？不要把我放進去！

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‎-看在群葉的份上
‎-這是貨真價實的閃亮玩意

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‎妳想看我的直昇機嗎？

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‎我有駕照

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‎等等我，新的好好好朋友

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‎抓不到，抓不到
‎宙力士要親我了，除非他有興趣啦

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‎這樣不是很棒嗎？要來了嗎？

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‎終於要成真了嗎？

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‎我在哪？

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‎-一秒鐘、兩秒鐘、三秒鐘
‎-那是切德的巢嗎？

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‎太好了

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‎集合，鬱金香舞者

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‎鬱金香舞兩分鐘後開始

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‎等一下

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00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:29,084
‎切德在馬人馬城堡中長大？

203
00:11:30,626 --> 00:11:33,584
‎這是我一天最喜歡的時光

204
00:11:33,668 --> 00:11:36,376
‎除了跟卡德金先生抱抱之外

205
00:11:36,459 --> 00:11:39,293
‎是時候讓我的床伴朋友上床

206
00:11:39,376 --> 00:11:44,293
‎是時候拉起我的大男孩褲，擦亮騎槍

207
00:11:47,251 --> 00:11:48,584
‎他們好酷

208
00:11:49,168 --> 00:11:50,043
‎塊頭又大

209
00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:53,001
‎我也想當鬱金香舞者，可是…

210
00:11:53,709 --> 00:11:59,751
‎不知道該從哪開始，我只從窗戶看

211
00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:03,168
‎難道我的鬱金香舞冠軍

212
00:12:03,251 --> 00:12:06,834
‎僅限這間孤單的房裡？

213
00:12:10,084 --> 00:12:10,918
‎可憐的切德

214
00:12:11,668 --> 00:12:13,584
‎不過挺可愛的

215
00:12:14,584 --> 00:12:18,209
‎我不能再消極下去了
‎我雖然不是馬人馬，但…

216
00:12:19,584 --> 00:12:20,668
‎但我行的

217
00:12:22,751 --> 00:12:28,376
‎我的塊頭也許沒有他們大
‎也許不如他們強壯

218
00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:35,626
‎但如果我想成為鬱金香舞冠軍

219
00:12:35,709 --> 00:12:38,918
‎又有何

220
00:12:40,584 --> 00:12:43,334
‎不可？

221
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:51,126
‎我準備好了
‎不用說，切德頓準備好了

222
00:12:51,209 --> 00:12:52,043
‎好棒

223
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:59,126
‎就是這樣，好好伸展

224
00:12:59,209 --> 00:13:00,334
‎你們沒問題的

225
00:13:00,418 --> 00:13:02,834
‎你們是我的英雄

226
00:13:03,668 --> 00:13:05,001
‎不要是這些小丑人馬

227
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,876
‎喂，快看過來

228
00:13:09,459 --> 00:13:12,626
‎劍俠喬登麥可威斯賓茲看著我？

229
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,959
‎好好照顧我的史福樂

230
00:13:16,043 --> 00:13:17,918
‎那是我想的那個人嗎？

231
00:13:18,001 --> 00:13:20,376
‎等等，馬蘭吉拉看得到我？

232
00:13:22,251 --> 00:13:23,501
‎不行，我看不到妳

233
00:13:24,251 --> 00:13:26,793
‎好了，你們這些大塊頭在等什麼？

234
00:13:28,251 --> 00:13:29,543
‎等一下

235
00:13:31,376 --> 00:13:32,751
‎跳啊跳，沒錯

236
00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:34,251
‎馬蘭德魯

237
00:13:34,334 --> 00:13:39,043
‎優雅的蒲公英孩子
‎你站在鬱金香舞區

238
00:13:39,126 --> 00:13:45,001
‎-快進來，免得感染哮吼
‎-但是嬤嬤，我想要那顆球

239
00:13:45,084 --> 00:13:47,168
‎搞什麼？什麼球？

240
00:13:47,251 --> 00:13:51,334
‎我只看到大塊頭
‎我的眼睛只容得下他們

241
00:13:51,418 --> 00:13:52,584
‎不是，嬤嬤

242
00:13:53,543 --> 00:13:54,793
‎那顆球

243
00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,459
‎那邊那個？那不是球

244
00:13:59,543 --> 00:14:02,959
‎那是切德威切德里克
‎切德沃切德靈頓切德森切德小子

245
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:06,084
‎你想要球的話
‎我可以買給你，什麼顏色都行

246
00:14:06,168 --> 00:14:09,834
‎炫目藍、嬰兒粉、白杏色
‎你知道該怎麼做

247
00:14:09,918 --> 00:14:12,001
‎深色香檳、淺色香檳

248
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:14,709
‎垃圾、熱浪、爵士莓、中世紀

249
00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:17,418
‎還是其他顏色

250
00:14:17,501 --> 00:14:20,126
‎可憐的馬蘭德魯，他灰成一片

251
00:14:20,209 --> 00:14:23,751
‎不行，嬤嬤
‎我心意已決，一定要這顆球

252
00:14:23,834 --> 00:14:24,751
‎我不是球

253
00:14:25,418 --> 00:14:27,793
‎我是雀鳥，強壯堅毅的雀鳥人馬

254
00:14:27,876 --> 00:14:30,418
‎我也是鬱金香舞者，你看

255
00:14:46,626 --> 00:14:50,084
‎真不敢相信我會這麼說
‎但他的舞讓人刮目相看

256
00:14:50,168 --> 00:14:52,584
‎我沒這麼說

257
00:14:53,668 --> 00:14:55,376
‎開玩笑的，那是球

258
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:56,501
‎什麼？

259
00:15:04,501 --> 00:15:06,293
‎玩球玩得開心喔

260
00:15:11,376 --> 00:15:13,209
‎好，我看得夠多了

261
00:15:22,334 --> 00:15:23,168
‎倒抽一口氣

262
00:15:23,251 --> 00:15:26,501
‎夠了，我一直知道妳最差勁
‎但這次妳突破自我了

263
00:15:26,584 --> 00:15:31,293
‎就像壞掉的美味聖代上面
‎那顆壞掉的櫻桃

264
00:15:31,376 --> 00:15:34,126
‎妳看到什麼？有看到卡德金先生嗎？

265
00:15:34,209 --> 00:15:36,876
‎他不只是填充熊人馬而已

266
00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:39,334
‎-別跟我說
‎-切德，先別激動

267
00:15:39,418 --> 00:15:40,251
‎妳才別激動

268
00:15:40,334 --> 00:15:43,751
‎妳什麼都說不出來
‎除非是“再見，切德”

269
00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:47,126
‎“我要永遠離開你
‎還有你說的都對，切德”

270
00:15:47,209 --> 00:15:49,584
‎我看到馬人馬怎麼對你的

271
00:15:49,668 --> 00:15:51,293
‎我絕對不會這樣對你

272
00:15:53,584 --> 00:15:56,751
‎而且你知道嗎？
‎你是優秀的鬱金香舞者

273
00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:57,834
‎絕對有B減啦

274
00:15:57,918 --> 00:15:59,918
‎我才要給妳B減

275
00:16:04,001 --> 00:16:08,376
‎這個魔法好強大
‎我好像真的開始熟練了

276
00:16:08,459 --> 00:16:10,959
‎我進入三個背景故事

277
00:16:11,043 --> 00:16:13,959
‎三個，花馬雯，好，下一個換誰？

278
00:16:14,043 --> 00:16:15,876
‎我什麼都讓妳看

279
00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:18,834
‎-換宙力士，他同意妳了
‎-對

280
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:22,418
‎嘟寶鹿

281
00:16:22,501 --> 00:16:24,084
‎戰馬，妳沒先問

282
00:16:24,168 --> 00:16:25,959
‎你這人有什麼過去，兄弟？

283
00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:28,501
‎霍賽提亞威賀爾賓茲，不要

284
00:16:50,918 --> 00:16:52,959
‎加油，假小孩，我相信你

285
00:16:53,043 --> 00:16:56,209
‎“抱歉，嘟寶鹿先生，我在閉目養神”

286
00:16:56,293 --> 00:16:59,668
‎叫我嘟寶鹿就好，嘟寶鹿先生是我爸

287
00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:01,001
‎嘟寶鹿嘟寶鹿

288
00:17:03,376 --> 00:17:06,168
‎你叫嘟寶鹿嘟寶鹿？

289
00:17:06,251 --> 00:17:07,459
‎小聲點

290
00:17:07,543 --> 00:17:11,126
‎你的母親，葛寶嘟寶鹿
‎還有我，東尼嘟寶鹿

291
00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:16,376
‎正想閱讀我最愛的刊物《經濟重人》

292
00:17:16,459 --> 00:17:17,918
‎對，正在閱讀

293
00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:21,376
‎我喜歡字字相連

294
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,293
‎就像跳下懸崖的旅鼠人馬

295
00:17:25,376 --> 00:17:27,376
‎然後一片靜悄悄

296
00:17:28,209 --> 00:17:31,959
‎這就是我們想要你學的
‎嘟寶鹿嘟寶鹿

297
00:17:32,043 --> 00:17:33,084
‎靜悄悄

298
00:17:35,293 --> 00:17:37,126
‎-可是爸寶鹿，我…
‎-看到沒？

299
00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:39,793
‎我說過多少次了？

300
00:17:39,876 --> 00:17:43,376
‎叫我父親，先生或東尼嘟寶鹿

301
00:17:43,459 --> 00:17:46,084
‎暱稱是無能的捷徑

302
00:17:47,001 --> 00:17:48,709
‎對不起，父親

303
00:17:49,376 --> 00:17:50,209
‎現在別吵

304
00:17:54,668 --> 00:17:56,834
‎拜託你，先生

305
00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:00,793
‎-別鬧了，我講過多少次了？
‎-拜託你，先生

306
00:18:01,793 --> 00:18:02,918
‎嘟寶鹿

307
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:08,751
‎拜託你，先生…

308
00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:10,501
‎-拜託你，兒子
‎-拜託你，先生

309
00:18:10,584 --> 00:18:13,376
‎-你看不出來我在看報？
‎-我不想變笨蛋

310
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:16,751
‎-你到底要什麼？
‎-我只想要你以我為榮

311
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,834
‎-真希望你是
‎-想聽你大聲說出來

312
00:18:18,918 --> 00:18:20,959
‎-機靈的孩子
‎-我是你機靈的孩子

313
00:18:21,043 --> 00:18:24,251
‎天啊，爸爸，我們來玩
‎讓我給你看我做的所有玩具

314
00:18:24,334 --> 00:18:26,293
‎-不行，去寫功課
‎-我知道你不喜歡

315
00:18:26,376 --> 00:18:28,126
‎我發出很多聲響

316
00:18:28,209 --> 00:18:33,251
‎但也許有一天，我跟你能心連心

317
00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:37,418
‎等我學會如何控制我的屁…

318
00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:38,584
‎嘟寶鹿

319
00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:44,751
‎太噁心了，我的兒子不會…

320
00:19:02,418 --> 00:19:04,168
‎好好照顧自己，兒子

321
00:19:05,084 --> 00:19:06,084
‎嘟寶鹿，不要

322
00:19:12,043 --> 00:19:14,959
‎我不會誇獎你

323
00:19:15,043 --> 00:19:18,459
‎除非你做我要求你

324
00:19:18,543 --> 00:19:22,168
‎做的事

325
00:19:37,168 --> 00:19:38,793
‎我還是愛你

326
00:19:39,751 --> 00:19:41,251
‎你是最棒的爸爸

327
00:19:42,084 --> 00:19:44,459
‎你英俊又聰明

328
00:19:44,543 --> 00:19:45,543
‎（尼系最棒的兒子）

329
00:19:45,626 --> 00:19:50,251
‎拜託你說句話

330
00:19:51,334 --> 00:19:54,668
‎說出心裡話

331
00:20:03,876 --> 00:20:07,043
‎-他們怎麼能這樣對你？
‎-人人都是混蛋

332
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,251
‎別誤會

333
00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:14,543
‎人人都是混蛋，你不是

334
00:20:14,626 --> 00:20:17,459
‎你沒關係，但其他人都是混蛋

335
00:20:18,501 --> 00:20:20,459
‎加油，兄弟，深呼吸

336
00:20:23,751 --> 00:20:27,501
‎我現在好多了

337
00:20:27,584 --> 00:20:30,459
‎那就好，我很會安慰人吧？

338
00:20:31,751 --> 00:20:33,626
‎你在做什麼？

339
00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:35,709
‎我要給你嘟寶抱

340
00:20:35,793 --> 00:20:38,751
‎不要，謝謝，我不擁抱的
‎抱歉，切德不喜歡

341
00:20:42,626 --> 00:20:44,584
‎我是為了你才抱的，這…

342
00:20:46,418 --> 00:20:47,376
‎很溫暖

343
00:20:53,209 --> 00:20:56,418
‎你們兩個好像在找新馬群

344
00:20:57,501 --> 00:20:58,459
‎-馬群
‎-馬群

345
00:20:59,793 --> 00:21:04,543
‎每個遭人遺棄的孤兒
‎我們都會幫忙找新家

346
00:21:04,626 --> 00:21:06,626
‎直昇機媽媽在我們頭上

347
00:21:06,709 --> 00:21:09,584
‎我們是妳全新的兒子，妳會愛我們

348
00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:12,626
‎等一下，那是宙力士嗎？

349
00:21:14,293 --> 00:21:15,126
‎什麼？

350
00:21:23,168 --> 00:21:25,668
‎妳離開我的腦袋了嗎？

351
00:21:27,626 --> 00:21:31,209
‎背刺比，你是最帥氣的男生

352
00:21:31,293 --> 00:21:34,459
‎嘟寶鹿，你爸媽簡直是混蛋

353
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:37,168
‎你那麼貼心、有創意

354
00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:40,418
‎你做的嘟寶驚喜箱是我看過最酷的

355
00:21:40,501 --> 00:21:44,043
‎真過份，戰馬
‎妳神奇地進入我們的腦袋，實在太怪

356
00:21:44,126 --> 00:21:45,001
‎又怪又愚蠢

357
00:21:45,084 --> 00:21:49,084
‎妳之所以會變蠢魔法
‎是因為妳又蠢又沒用，腦袋還裝屎

358
00:21:49,168 --> 00:21:51,126
‎等一下，切德

359
00:21:51,209 --> 00:21:53,126
‎沒事，切德說得對

360
00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:54,918
‎我做的事很奇怪

361
00:21:55,001 --> 00:21:56,084
‎沒關係

362
00:21:56,668 --> 00:21:58,918
‎聽著，我向來自私

363
00:21:59,001 --> 00:22:01,459
‎我自憐自艾地鬧了一大齣

364
00:22:02,043 --> 00:22:05,251
‎現在我知道我們都吃過苦

365
00:22:05,334 --> 00:22:07,709
‎寶貝女孩，妳說的對，我們…

366
00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:10,918
‎“我們都吃過苦”，那還用說，戰馬

367
00:22:11,001 --> 00:22:13,834
‎很高興能在妳的旅程為妳服務，戰馬

368
00:22:13,918 --> 00:22:15,959
‎當然不是我們全部人

369
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,001
‎來吧

370
00:22:17,084 --> 00:22:19,626
‎妳不會相信我的腦袋有什麼

371
00:22:19,709 --> 00:22:21,626
‎快點，快來吧

372
00:22:21,709 --> 00:22:22,543
‎拜託

373
00:22:23,293 --> 00:22:24,293
‎親愛的戰馬

374
00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:26,876
‎妳贊成我們辦東西節？

375
00:22:26,959 --> 00:22:27,793
‎對

376
00:22:28,459 --> 00:22:31,501
‎我現在當大腸圈大師太晚了嗎？

377
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:32,959
‎當然不會

378
00:22:33,043 --> 00:22:36,209
‎嘟寶鹿，能想辦法
‎幫我們找新的史福樂嗎？

379
00:22:38,209 --> 00:22:39,668
‎我拿來更多護根物

380
00:22:39,751 --> 00:22:41,876
‎史福樂還是破的，你這樹呆子

381
00:22:43,084 --> 00:22:44,626
‎真過份

382
00:22:47,001 --> 00:22:48,709
‎好，我跟妳說

383
00:22:48,793 --> 00:22:52,209
‎我有個悲傷的背景故事，想像一下

384
00:22:52,293 --> 00:22:54,668
‎我的年輕版，基本上是這樣

385
00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:58,876
‎有條小巷和一頂禮帽

386
00:22:58,959 --> 00:23:00,834
‎閃耀的珍珠

387
00:23:59,251 --> 00:24:04,251
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