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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎在人馬樂園

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‎真不敢相信你們凍住我兩次

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‎劇名：洞穴（三）

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‎只要妳開口
‎我就會再次摔摔，嘟寶摔妳啊

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‎不用了，謝謝

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‎上次你摔我時，我的頭著地

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‎肯定摔出腦損傷，透出香蕉貓的光

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‎胡說，我爸媽常嘟寶摔我

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‎月亮酸黃瓜醬

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‎討人厭

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‎克蘭蒂月亮酸黃瓜醬

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‎爆笑，幽靈

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‎貝登，拜託你，我一直採到這些東西

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‎這樣很不人道

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‎但我才剛到

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‎好自在道格！你的臉怎麼了？

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‎妳是說我的黑眼圈嗎？

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‎這是戰馬世界送的見面禮

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‎人真好

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‎慢著，你可以從這挖到我的世界？

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‎當然可以

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‎我肉肉的爪子可以切穿時間

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‎還有空間

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‎這可能會派上用場

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‎我們可以地面下埋伏荒野王軍隊

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‎鼴鼠人馬通通都行嗎？

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‎所有的地下人馬都有這天賦

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‎但沒有洞洞人馬有好自在道格的

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‎好奇心和心之活力

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‎我是天體間的惡棍

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‎-任何引力都抓不住我
‎-好啦

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‎所以你是說有一堆你可以

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‎很快在人界及人馬界挖洞

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‎我的一字一句就是這意思

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‎我們要回去找鼴鼠人馬

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‎我們為什麼又來了？
‎他們已經拒絕我們了

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‎還有，妳毀了瑪麗的婚禮

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‎光是鮮花就花了五個月的薪水

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‎妳說的對，對不起，瑪麗

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‎我永遠拿不回折椅的押金

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‎不曉得其他人怎樣
‎但我是來找蓋瑞的

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‎無法透露內容
‎這是律師委託人保密特權

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‎上次我們來這

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‎拜託他們參戰，但這不是我們需要的

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‎我們只要他們在戰場下挖隧道

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‎好讓我們偷襲牛頭怪

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‎背刺比很期待見到鼴鼠人馬吧？

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‎沒有

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‎我們也一直在練習說話
‎是不是，背刺比？

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‎-沒有
‎-快點

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‎-說“爸寶鹿”
‎-不要

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‎“爸寶鹿”

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‎我可以說完整的句子

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‎要出事了

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‎寶寶語

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‎好，如果要鼴鼠人馬幫忙

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‎一定要在良好的外交制度下
‎所有的正式文件缺一不可

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‎我會起草一份切結書
‎讓你們寄給長老的大諮議會

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‎預定法庭、安排外燴

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‎瑪麗，妳可以請蓋瑞
‎烤他拿手的薄片蛋糕嗎？

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‎好，先聊到這

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‎好，經過冗長的辯論

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‎長老議會同意聽取你們的案子

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‎會議安排在這扇門的另一頭

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‎抱歉耽擱了，糟糕
‎我們對蛋糕口味無法達成共識

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‎有好多好吃的，你們還在等什麼？

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‎該出發了

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‎謝謝你幫忙，道格

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‎你去我過的世界
‎親眼見證牛頭怪有多殘暴

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‎妳是說我的黑眼圈嗎？

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‎不是牛頭怪打的

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‎不對喔

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‎這是我差點被妳的騎士的新馬踩死

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‎新馬？

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‎沒錯，騎士有了新馬
‎貝琪蘋果是牠的好自在名字

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‎牠很雄壯

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‎牠跟騎士在戰場上奔馳如一

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‎現在給我進去

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‎向議會可敬的長老問安

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‎包括夾克審判長

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‎各位記得戰馬
‎大家都知道她毀了瑪麗的婚禮

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‎他們把蛋糕都吃完了，一塊不剩

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‎總之呢，她帶來全新有趣的想法

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‎來打亂我們的生活

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‎戰馬小姐，輪到妳發言

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‎謝謝，法官大人

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‎貝琪蘋果？沒說笑？

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‎對

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‎我想也是

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‎這裡很熱嗎？你們會熱嗎？

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‎牠辣到冒汗嗎？

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‎那個…

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‎你們都知道人馬樂園要打仗了

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‎我上次在瑪麗的婚禮有唱過這首歌

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‎我再次向各位致歉

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‎我每位叔叔從外地飛過來
‎那是一場旅遊婚禮！

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‎好，都對，隨妳說

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‎荒野王率領大軍要消滅我們

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‎我們需要各位幫忙
‎在他的軍隊下方挖洞

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‎破壞他的計畫

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‎就像貝琪蘋果在破壞我跟騎士的感情

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‎這樣有什麼意義呢？

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‎反正人人都會背叛你
‎就算你為他們而戰也一樣

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‎你的內心感到極度憤怒
‎讓你想出拳打些什麼

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‎所以戰爭可能是好東西，對吧？

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‎讓人宣洩所有的壓力在牛頭怪身上

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‎我知道我會的，所以…

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‎所以…

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‎幫幫我們

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‎幫我們挖洞吧，報名表在這

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‎天啊，她可以說得更好

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‎看來是失敗了

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‎探視時間開始了
‎猜猜看誰要去看蓋瑞

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‎她一定是在用掛羊頭賣狗肉的招式

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‎以毫無熱情的方式引誘他們上鉤

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‎趁他們毫無防備時
‎再以熱情嚇暈他們

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‎背刺比，怎麼了？
‎你不喜歡戰馬的演說？

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‎你是我的法定監護人

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‎我說真的，事有蹊蹺

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‎用你的話說，背刺比，跟爸寶鹿說

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‎你在長牙嗎？還是成長痛？

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‎你要去噓噓掰掰區小解放嗎？

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‎背刺比

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‎很久以前，忠誠有其意義

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‎但現在只是虛應其事

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‎可羚黛，我們也許該過去幫忙

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‎¿Quién? Me llamo West Covina

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‎Oh, hey! Que pasó alli

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‎還有妳！對！

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‎我有話跟妳說，瑪麗

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‎他不愛妳

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‎我叫強納森

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‎愛情就是謊言

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‎可以等我們一下嗎？

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‎我們馬上回來

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‎講點細節，你們知道的

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‎先別走開，總之…一定會很棒的

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‎她養了別隻馬？

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‎但其他的馬都不算數，只有妳最重要

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‎對，妳猜牠叫什麼名字
‎牠叫貝琪蘋果耶

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‎不用說也知道
‎騎士怎麼能做這種事？

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‎我們討厭貝琪，對吧？

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‎牠聽起來就是標準的傑菲卡

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‎-傑菲卡
‎-貝琪蘋果

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‎-傑菲卡
‎-貝琪的髮型一定很好看

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‎傑菲卡，傑菲卡有愚蠢的蹄

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‎我以後再也不吃蘋果

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‎想到她把妳傷得這麼重
‎我的羊毛都要氣到豎起來了

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‎-寶貝女孩，說出妳的故事
‎-我離開騎士

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‎-好招募一支軍隊
‎-好讓她招募一支軍隊

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‎結果好道格出現，說出令人擔憂的事

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‎他說什麼？

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‎-他說我最好的朋友騎了
‎-沒有

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‎-另一匹好漂亮的馬
‎-不可能

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‎牠叫貝琪蘋果，因為想也知道

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‎貝琪蘋果，貝琪蘋果

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‎漂亮華麗的討厭鬼

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‎貝琪，蘋果的滋味如何？
‎因為我覺得妳的蘋果難吃死了

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‎貝琪蘋果，貝琪蘋果

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‎妳知道嗎？是我先認識騎士的

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‎嚴格說來
‎不用認識貝琪，我就知道她最差勁

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‎-她差勁透頂了，戰馬
‎-對吧？

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‎-太誇張了
‎-愚蠢的貝琪

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‎我可以跟妳說
‎我人生中很像貝琪的對象嗎？

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‎好，我對貝琪蘋果的氣還沒消

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‎我跟帥氣魚人馬在搞曖昧

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‎情況不同

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‎他是我追求過最優秀的嘉年華會員工

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‎她不只追一個？

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‎他把我當烏克麗麗把玩
‎我不想把事情搞大，寶貝

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‎但我發現他女友是羊駝時，我氣瘋了

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‎那個傑菲卡
‎那個傑菲卡有愚蠢的美腿

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‎我敢說翻車魚人馬會讓她收養他的蛋

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‎傑菲卡，傑菲卡，傑菲卡，傑菲卡

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‎她連羊毛都比較硬挺

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‎說不定傑菲卡
‎愛搞曖昧的男友才是真正的混蛋

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‎傑菲卡，讓我覺得
‎投射自身的不安全感很糟

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‎在她沒做錯事時，把錯推到她頭上？

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‎最差勁的就是她

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‎對了，妳很難過

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‎妳的痛苦我感同身受，孩子
‎我是妳的正義使者

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‎我們不知道

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‎-傑菲卡
‎-貝琪

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‎我們只知道自己恨她

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‎這樣不行

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‎這樣不好

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‎宣洩出來吧，寶貝女孩

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‎我只是以為騎士永遠是我的

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‎先停下來做洞穴例行檢查

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‎女士，馬蹄放在我看得到的地方

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‎警官，有什麼問題嗎？

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‎第426條規定指出洞穴和隧道

194
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‎不能比土撥鼠人馬的鼻頭到腳趾寬

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‎警局的那些傢伙不會相信這種瞎事

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‎-所以還有更多土撥鼠人馬？
‎-對，地下世界警總

197
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‎有整個部門在執行洞穴規定

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‎工作不簡單，但總得有人出馬

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‎整個部門？

200
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‎還真巧

201
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‎我們剛好在討論洞穴規定

202
00:11:09,918 --> 00:11:12,626
‎因為戰爭的緣故

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00:11:12,709 --> 00:11:16,334
‎我們認為土撥鼠鼻頭到腳趾的尺寸

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‎能成為軍隊的官方洞穴尺寸

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‎軍隊的官方洞穴尺寸？

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‎挺合理的
‎鼻頭到腳趾的制度確實天下無敵

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‎人人都知道
‎洞穴的圓周長為獾人馬的三步

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‎是更好的制度

209
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‎軍隊應該把那當成官方洞穴尺寸

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‎（獾法大全）

211
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‎這樣啊

212
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‎洞穴制度需要修訂
‎蚯蚓人馬對此有見解

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‎我反對

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‎制度不需要修訂，這只是命名的問題

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‎-好，可是…
‎-我有沒有聽錯？

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‎討論軍隊官方的洞穴尺寸

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‎怎麼能少了鼴鼠人馬？

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‎天啊，又來了

219
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‎洞穴

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‎我有自己的故事要說

221
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‎但在我說之前

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‎我必須承認
‎整套官僚系統似乎四分五裂

223
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‎但有件小事，我們都有共識

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‎洞穴很重要

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‎鼻頭到腳趾

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‎往裡頭望，妳就會明白

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‎三步為圓周

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‎每個洞洞人馬都知道
‎鼴鼠人馬挖的洞穴，品質有口皆碑

229
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‎品質最精良的洞穴

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‎-不對，不是這樣的
‎-不是，他說的對

231
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‎-蚯蚓人馬
‎-周長要有三步

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‎-她說的對
‎-囊鼠人馬的洞穴呢？

233
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‎-看吧
‎-這個洞穴很棒

234
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‎-非常棒的洞穴
‎-完全排擠蚯蚓人馬？

235
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‎-現在是這樣嗎？
‎-好，恭喜各位

236
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‎你們一度差點達成共識

237
00:12:52,043 --> 00:12:53,668
‎這樣沒有意義

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‎-可羚黛
‎-No. ¿Quién? No

239
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‎這套服裝很荒謬

240
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‎No es mi nombre

241
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‎Me llamo West Covina
‎No me llamo Glendale

242
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‎Pero si esperas encontrarla

243
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‎可能要去牢裡找

244
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‎洞穴是好地方，可以藏東西

245
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‎別相信可羚黛的話，因為她是騙子

246
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‎好，抱歉，我們先回到剛才的話題

247
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‎我們本來好像很接近洞穴這回事

248
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‎-節奏不錯吧？
‎-什麼東西？

249
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‎節奏，節奏很好，我可以跟著跳

250
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‎-很好
‎-對

251
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‎想像一下，如果你們
‎能對重要的事情達成共識

252
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‎他說的沒錯，戰馬

253
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‎老媽子的肩膀都動了起來

254
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‎對，很好

255
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‎大家一起跳起來

256
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‎不要

257
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‎-好，各位朋友注意這邊
‎-抱歉

258
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‎回到主題，我們在討論洞穴

259
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‎洞穴很好

260
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‎背刺比…

261
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‎爸寶鹿有傻笑蛋糕喔

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‎-真爽
‎-宙力士，有看到背刺比嗎？

263
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‎我們會在上訴時爭取的，蓋瑞

264
00:14:28,543 --> 00:14:29,626
‎我們會請律師

265
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,543
‎我會斜槓起來

266
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‎-你的第一份工作是什麼，切德？
‎-喂，這是私人對話

267
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‎抱歉

268
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‎背刺比

269
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‎你在哪裡？

270
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‎背刺比

271
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‎我知道妳有辦法集結眾人

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‎我們只要讓他們達成共識就行

273
00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:08,876
‎這樣他們就知道能達成一個共識

274
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‎其他的也沒問題

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‎好比說洞穴的尺寸

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‎我聽懂了

277
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‎共同的敵人

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‎不，正好相反
‎是能讓大家團結的東西

279
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‎讓他們知道差異並不重要

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‎對，應該召集大家

281
00:15:26,376 --> 00:15:31,251
‎唱愚蠢的歌曲、跳愚蠢的舞
‎像笨蛋一樣大聲喧嘩

282
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‎-彷彿我們…
‎-東西節

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‎沒錯

284
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,293
‎彷彿我們心有靈犀

285
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‎這就是我們成為好好好朋友的原因

286
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‎-東西節
‎-什麼東西？

287
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:47,501
‎就是半動物半人的生物一起唱歌跳舞

288
00:15:49,459 --> 00:15:51,918
‎真希望妳早點想到，戰馬

289
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‎我完全沒想到

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‎東西節就能把大家聚集在一起

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‎接著妳可以聊戰爭，完美極了

292
00:16:02,209 --> 00:16:03,043
‎你錯了！

293
00:16:03,918 --> 00:16:05,876
‎你們誤會我們了

294
00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:10,626
‎我們不需要軍隊的官方洞穴規定

295
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:14,376
‎我們需要東西節規定的洞穴

296
00:16:14,459 --> 00:16:15,793
‎因為我們要辦

297
00:16:15,876 --> 00:16:20,668
‎人馬樂園有史以來最盛大的東西節

298
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:23,918
‎-算我們一份
‎-東西節

299
00:16:24,001 --> 00:16:25,876
‎我好愛東西節

300
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‎算我們一份

301
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,334
‎人馬樂園東西節？

302
00:16:29,418 --> 00:16:31,209
‎好主意，花馬雯

303
00:16:31,293 --> 00:16:35,043
‎洞洞人馬誓死效忠東西節

304
00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:38,959
‎不論是生是死，我都會拉小提琴

305
00:16:39,626 --> 00:16:40,834
‎還有我的直笛

306
00:16:49,251 --> 00:16:51,418
‎看吧？我們成功了

307
00:16:51,501 --> 00:16:52,584
‎是妳成功了

308
00:16:52,668 --> 00:16:54,501
‎東西節不是我想到的

309
00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:58,251
‎我選擇不跟騎士走
‎這樣我才能留下來組織軍隊

310
00:16:58,334 --> 00:17:01,376
‎但我連一隻人馬都沒募到

311
00:17:02,126 --> 00:17:06,168
‎妳在說什麼？妳招募到冰冷人馬

312
00:17:06,251 --> 00:17:07,543
‎那是可羚黛的功勞

313
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:09,376
‎好吧

314
00:17:09,459 --> 00:17:11,918
‎-飛天人馬
‎-宙力士

315
00:17:13,209 --> 00:17:14,626
‎對耶

316
00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:17,584
‎妳召募來垃圾人馬

317
00:17:17,668 --> 00:17:20,001
‎很噁心的那群啊，記得嗎？

318
00:17:20,084 --> 00:17:23,459
‎記得那傢伙嗎？
‎那一個？那個老鼠人馬？

319
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:27,001
‎那個手眼不協調的傢伙？記得嗎？

320
00:17:27,084 --> 00:17:28,084
‎不是，記得嗎？

321
00:17:28,168 --> 00:17:32,209
‎他在吃垃圾
‎騎著一隻咳不停的鴿子人馬？

322
00:17:32,876 --> 00:17:35,543
‎他對著妳的眼睛打噴嚏時，妳嚇到了

323
00:17:35,626 --> 00:17:37,334
‎對，花馬雯，我記得

324
00:17:37,418 --> 00:17:40,626
‎看吧？妳幫了大忙

325
00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:42,001
‎我沒有

326
00:17:42,084 --> 00:17:46,209
‎我們還沒跟他們說細節，這妳行吧？

327
00:17:46,293 --> 00:17:47,584
‎要帶什麼零食

328
00:17:47,668 --> 00:17:50,334
‎如何找到登記處，做薄片蛋糕調查…

329
00:17:50,418 --> 00:17:52,834
‎東西節是妳的專長

330
00:17:52,918 --> 00:17:54,709
‎-妳不需要我
‎-戰馬？

331
00:17:55,418 --> 00:17:56,251
‎戰馬？

332
00:18:02,876 --> 00:18:04,334
‎背刺比

333
00:18:14,751 --> 00:18:17,543
‎我親愛的小小陌生人

334
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,418
‎你有看到我的背刺比嗎？

335
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,293
‎他大概這麼高

336
00:18:25,209 --> 00:18:26,876
‎他是優等生

337
00:18:27,543 --> 00:18:31,709
‎他最大的特色是讓我無比驕傲

338
00:18:33,501 --> 00:18:36,543
‎我好怕再也看不到他

339
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:42,251
‎如果他在這，你要對他說什麼？

340
00:18:43,168 --> 00:18:44,543
‎什麼意思？

341
00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:48,459
‎如果你兒子在這個洞穴裡

342
00:18:48,543 --> 00:18:52,293
‎站在你面前，你要對他說什麼？

343
00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:55,334
‎背刺比絕對不會大老遠跑來這

344
00:18:55,418 --> 00:18:57,626
‎這裡又暗又恐怖

345
00:18:57,709 --> 00:19:03,918
‎好，假設他在這
‎假設他來到你站的這邊

346
00:19:05,084 --> 00:19:06,543
‎你會對他說什麼？

347
00:19:07,459 --> 00:19:08,626
‎我會說什麼？

348
00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:19,001
‎你會對你的兒子說什麼？

349
00:19:19,084 --> 00:19:22,418
‎這就是問題所在

350
00:19:24,501 --> 00:19:30,126
‎我會說的話，他已經知道了

351
00:19:30,209 --> 00:19:35,376
‎因為爸爸該說的，我通通都說了

352
00:19:35,459 --> 00:19:38,709
‎我在該傾聽時說話

353
00:19:38,793 --> 00:19:42,876
‎結果我的兒子跑走了

354
00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:47,001
‎這就是問題所在

355
00:19:49,459 --> 00:19:51,001
‎是我

356
00:19:51,709 --> 00:19:54,126
‎不是，我是我

357
00:19:54,751 --> 00:19:55,584
‎不是

358
00:19:56,126 --> 00:19:57,376
‎是我

359
00:19:57,459 --> 00:19:59,918
‎對，我也是這樣稱呼我自己

360
00:20:00,001 --> 00:20:01,334
‎拜託你醒醒

361
00:20:01,418 --> 00:20:05,584
‎是我，菲利普J骨脆脆

362
00:20:05,668 --> 00:20:10,293
‎你是我的爸寶鹿，我是你的…

363
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,126
‎我的兒寶鹿

364
00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:17,168
‎-等等，是你
‎-是我

365
00:20:17,251 --> 00:20:18,459
‎真的是你

366
00:20:18,543 --> 00:20:22,668
‎既然你在聽，我有好多話想對你說

367
00:20:22,751 --> 00:20:23,834
‎你會說話了？

368
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:27,751
‎我會說話了，爸爸
‎一直可以說出完美的句子

369
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:31,501
‎但你好像不想聽我要說的話

370
00:20:31,584 --> 00:20:35,126
‎現在我們兩人在洞穴裡

371
00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:38,501
‎爸爸和他的背刺比

372
00:21:04,543 --> 00:21:07,084
‎戰馬？

373
00:21:07,168 --> 00:21:08,126
‎妳在哪？

374
00:21:08,209 --> 00:21:10,376
‎太誇張了

375
00:21:10,459 --> 00:21:13,834
‎花馬雯，消息有如野火燎原

376
00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:16,043
‎妳要辦東西節？

377
00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:20,834
‎Hola. Me gusta mucho
‎un jootenanidad

378
00:21:22,334 --> 00:21:25,918
‎有人看到戰馬嗎？她好像在生我的氣

379
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:27,834
‎小妞，妳幹了什麼好事？

380
00:21:27,918 --> 00:21:30,959
‎她可能真的很需要打勝仗

381
00:21:31,043 --> 00:21:33,751
‎結果我想出比較好的方法

382
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,418
‎我的方法好多了，於是我挺身而出

383
00:21:37,501 --> 00:21:43,168
‎我簡直好極了
‎所以我可能不小心搶了她的鋒頭

384
00:21:43,251 --> 00:21:44,793
‎或許吧？大概吧？

385
00:21:44,876 --> 00:21:47,751
‎嗨，我從不當著她的面說

386
00:21:48,501 --> 00:21:50,418
‎你們知道嗎？不管了

387
00:21:50,501 --> 00:21:51,668
‎我打算這麼做

388
00:21:51,751 --> 00:21:54,126
‎我要當著她的面說

389
00:21:55,251 --> 00:21:58,293
‎妳聽起來就像真正的傑菲卡

390
00:21:58,959 --> 00:22:01,251
‎傑菲卡？

391
00:22:09,126 --> 00:22:10,293
‎我非找到她不可

392
00:22:11,001 --> 00:22:13,501
‎別再裝模作樣了，可羚黛，我們走

393
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,668
‎這裡安全嗎？警察呢？

394
00:22:22,418 --> 00:22:24,251
‎她在那裡！抓住她！

395
00:22:24,334 --> 00:22:25,459
‎-她在那裡
‎-快點

396
00:22:30,126 --> 00:22:32,334
‎這下好了，可羚黛

397
00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:36,293
‎看來妳唱了最後一首歌

398
00:22:36,376 --> 00:22:40,376
‎可羚黛，妳因為違反
‎洞穴法多項罪名而遭逮捕

399
00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:44,126
‎妳所說的每句話
‎都會成為洞穴法庭的呈堂證供

400
00:22:44,209 --> 00:22:46,251
‎¡Soy innocente! Me llamo West

401
00:22:48,293 --> 00:22:50,543
‎妳剛說要找戰馬？

402
00:23:55,168 --> 00:24:00,168
‎字幕翻譯：林佩孜