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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎（人马乐园）

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‎真没想你们居然又把我冻上了

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‎说出那句话 我就用嘟宝弹射解放你

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‎不用了 谢谢

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‎上次你就打到我的头

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‎都被你打得两眼冒星星了

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‎胡说 我爸妈经常对我使嘟宝弹射

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‎屎

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‎糖

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‎大笑 鬼

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‎贝登 请你注意一下
‎我老踩到这些东西

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‎你这种做法太不人道了

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‎可我才刚刚抵达！

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‎好自在道格？！你的脸怎么了？

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‎你是说我的黑眼圈吗？

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‎这是战马家乡给我的见面礼

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‎他们真友好

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‎等等 你能从这儿一路挖到我家乡？

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‎那是当然

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‎我的肉爪能挖穿时间

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‎以及空间

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‎听着挺有用的

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‎我们可以在地下埋伏荒野王的军队

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‎所有的地鼠人马都会吗？

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‎这是所有地下人马的天赋

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‎但是没有一个洞人马
‎如我这般好奇心旺盛

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‎如我这般聪慧过人

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‎我就像在宇宙徘徊的天体

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‎-没有引力足以吸住我
‎-好吧 懂了

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‎也就是说
‎有很多像你一样的地鼠人马能打洞

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‎能快速穿梭于各个世界

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‎我说的原话就是这个意思

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‎我们回去找地鼠人马

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‎怎么又去？他们已经拒绝过我们了

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‎而且你还搞砸了玛丽的婚礼

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‎光是鲜花就花了五个月的工资

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‎你说得对 我很抱歉 玛丽

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‎折叠椅的定金也拿不回来了！

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‎不知道你们是来干嘛的
‎反正我是来找盖瑞的

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‎不能告诉你们具体事由
‎这是律师和客户间的特权

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‎上次我们来

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‎我们请人家参战
‎但那并不是我们想要的

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‎我们想要人家在战场下面挖地道

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‎这样我们就能偷袭牛头怪

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‎刺刺要见到地鼠人马了 很兴奋吧？

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‎不！

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‎我们也一直在学说话呢 对吧 刺刺？

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‎-不！
‎-乖嘛

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‎-说“嘟宝鹿爸爸”
‎-不！

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‎“嘟宝鹿爸爸”

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‎我会说完整的句子！

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‎有点不对劲

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‎宝宝又叽里咕噜了

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‎听好 如果想得到地鼠人马的帮助

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‎必须遵循外交礼节 准备好所有文书

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‎我会为你起草一份宣誓书
‎让你在长老大会上发言

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‎翻案重审 安排餐饮

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‎嘿 玛丽 你能不能
‎让盖瑞做一个他的拿手大蛋糕？

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‎那就这样 回见哦

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‎好了 经过漫长的辩论

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‎长老会终于同意审理你们的案件

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‎他们在门对面等你们

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‎抱歉耽搁这么久 糟了
‎我们没能决定要吃什么口味的蛋糕

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‎好吃的味道太多了 你们还等什么？

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‎快去吧！

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‎谢谢你 道格

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‎你去了我的家乡
‎亲眼目睹了牛头怪的凶残

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‎你是说我的黑眼圈？

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‎这不是牛头怪打的

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‎不是哦

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‎这是被你的骑士的新马踩的
‎差点踩死我

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‎新马？

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‎是的 骑士有了匹新马 叫贝琪苹果

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‎她太漂亮了

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‎她和骑士融为一体驰骋战场

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‎快进去吧！

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‎尊敬的长老会 你们好

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‎主持人夹克法官 您好

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‎您记得战马吧
‎她因搞砸了玛丽的婚礼而出名

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‎他们当时把蛋糕全吃了 一口不剩！

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‎总之 她来是想告诉我们
‎一些消息和有趣的想法

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‎从而扰乱我们的生活

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‎战马小姐 请发言

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‎谢谢 法官大人

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‎贝琪苹果？逗我的吧？

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‎不能分心！

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‎绝对不能

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‎热不热？你们热不热？

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‎她性感吗？

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‎那个…

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‎人马乐园即将开战 你们应该知道

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‎上次我在玛丽的婚礼上唱了这件事

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‎我为此再次道歉

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‎我的叔叔们大老远赶过去
‎因为婚礼在外地！

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‎好了 冷静 无所谓了

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‎荒野王有一支庞大的军队
‎他要以此摧毁我们

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‎请助我们一臂之力
‎在他的军队下挖地道 破坏他的计划

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‎就像贝琪苹果破坏
‎我和骑士的关系一样

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‎我是说 有什么意义呢？

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‎反正大家都会背叛你
‎就算你在为他们而战

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‎你气得要死 就想重拳出击！

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‎这样看来 战争未必是坏事 对吧？

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‎你可以把积怨已久的情绪
‎发泄在牛头怪身上！

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‎反正我肯定要这样做 所以…

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‎嗯 就是这样…

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‎帮帮忙吧

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‎随便挖几个洞 报名表 给你吧

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‎天哪 她这演讲可不怎么样

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‎估计没戏了

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‎探视时间到了 猜猜谁要去找盖瑞

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‎这可能是什么偷梁换柱的计谋

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‎装出毫无热情的样子 引他们上钩

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‎在他们不抱期望的时候
‎让他们大吃一惊

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‎刺刺 怎么了？
‎你不喜欢战马的演讲吗？

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‎你是我的合法监护人！

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‎我都跟你说了 有点不对劲！

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‎刺刺 用自己的话 和嘟宝鹿爸爸聊聊

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‎你在长牙吗？是不是很痛？

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‎要不要爸爸给你吹吹 让痛痛飞飞？

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‎刺刺！

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‎很久以前 忠诚对一个人来说很重要

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‎如今忠诚说没就没

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‎可羚黛 我们还是去控制一下吧

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‎嘿！

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‎还有你！差点忘了！

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‎我有话要对你说 玛丽

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‎他根本不爱你

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‎我叫乔纳森

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‎爱情就是谎言！

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‎能稍微等我们一下吗？

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‎我们马上回来

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‎讨论一些细节 你们懂的

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‎别走开 那个…不会让你们失望的

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‎她又搞了一匹马？！

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‎但是没有其他的战马了啊
‎你就是唯一重要的那匹马了

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‎呵呵 知道她叫什么吗 贝琪苹果

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‎真是没谁了 骑士怎么能这样？

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‎我们讨厌贝琪 对吧？

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‎感觉和杰西卡一个德行

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‎-杰西卡
‎-贝琪苹果

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‎-杰西卡
‎-我敢打赌贝琪有一头秀发

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‎杰西卡 杰西卡的蹄子丑得要死

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‎我这辈子再也不吃苹果了！

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‎一想到她给你带来的伤害我就生气

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‎-宝贝儿 说出你的故事
‎-我离开骑士

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‎-只为组建一支军队
‎-只为组建一支军队

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‎然后道格突然出现
‎他说的话让我手足无措

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‎他说了什么？

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‎-他说我最好的朋友骑了
‎-不！

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‎-另一匹美丽的马
‎-令人发指！

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‎她的名字叫贝琪苹果
‎谁能起这么俗的名字

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‎贝琪苹果 贝琪苹果

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‎华丽丽的大傻逼

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‎贝琪 苹果好吃吗？全是烂苹果

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‎贝琪苹果 贝琪苹果

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‎和你说哦 是我先认识骑士的

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‎其实我不认识贝琪
‎但我也知道她有多烂

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‎-烂透了 战马
‎-对吧？

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‎-难以置信
‎-傻逼贝琪

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‎但我能跟你说说我人生中
‎一个和贝琪很像的人吗？

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‎好 可是我还在生贝琪的气哎

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‎帅气鱼人马 花言巧语 与我调情

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‎情况不一样吧

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‎他是我追求过的最棒的嘉年华演员

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‎还有别的嘉年华演员？

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‎他待我犹如尤克里里
‎不是我在夸张 宝贝儿

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‎当我发现他女友竟是羊驼 我气炸了

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‎那个杰西卡 修长美腿 让人恶心

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‎那个翻车鱼人马 宁愿躺在她怀里

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‎杰西卡 毛都比我有弹性

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‎也许杰西卡那花心男友才是混蛋

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‎杰西卡！
‎让我因为自己没有安全感而羞愧

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‎把自己的责任推得一干二净
‎她就没有错吗？

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‎她真差劲

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‎哦对了！你还在难过

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‎我深有同感 我会坚定站在你身边

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‎我们不认识

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‎-杰西卡
‎-贝琪

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‎我们只知道我们恨她们

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‎不能就这样算了

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‎这样不行

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‎发泄出来吧 亲爱的

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‎我一直坚信 骑士永远是我的

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‎停一下 现在是例行洞察

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‎女士 把蹄子举起来让我看见

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‎警官 发生了什么事？

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‎警署第426条规定明确要求
‎洞穴和地道

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‎不得宽于草原土拨鼠人马
‎鼻子到脚趾的距离

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‎局里的兄弟肯定不敢相信还有这种事

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‎-还有别的草原土拨鼠人马？
‎-对啊 地下警署

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‎整个部门只为严格执行洞的规定

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‎很艰苦 但总得有人做

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‎整个部门？

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‎真巧！

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‎我们刚巧在讨论洞的规定

197
00:11:09,918 --> 00:11:12,626
‎因为要开战了

198
00:11:12,709 --> 00:11:16,334
‎我们觉得草原土拨鼠人马
‎鼻子到脚趾的距离

199
00:11:16,418 --> 00:11:19,668
‎正好可以作为军队洞的正式尺寸

200
00:11:19,751 --> 00:11:23,334
‎军队的洞的正式尺寸？

201
00:11:23,418 --> 00:11:27,043
‎确实有道理
‎鼻子到脚趾的距离是无懈可击的体系

202
00:11:27,126 --> 00:11:31,376
‎大家都知道 一周三个獾人马步距宽

203
00:11:31,459 --> 00:11:32,709
‎才是更好的体系

204
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,751
‎军队应当将此定为洞的正式尺寸

205
00:11:35,834 --> 00:11:36,876
‎（獾法）

206
00:11:36,959 --> 00:11:38,376
‎这样啊

207
00:11:39,584 --> 00:11:43,834
‎洞的体系应当推翻重写
‎咱们蚯蚓人马有个主意

208
00:11:43,918 --> 00:11:45,418
‎我反对

209
00:11:46,209 --> 00:11:50,501
‎体系不用重写 只要改个名字就行

210
00:11:51,668 --> 00:11:53,959
‎-好吧 但是…
‎-我没听错吧？

211
00:11:54,043 --> 00:11:59,126
‎你们在背着地鼠人马
‎讨论军队洞的正式尺寸吗？

212
00:11:59,793 --> 00:12:01,251
‎天哪 开始了

213
00:12:01,876 --> 00:12:03,168
‎洞洞

214
00:12:03,251 --> 00:12:05,834
‎我也有故事要说

215
00:12:05,918 --> 00:12:07,751
‎但在此之前

216
00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:12,168
‎我必须承认 官僚政治 出现分歧

217
00:12:13,668 --> 00:12:17,751
‎但有一件事 我们一致赞同

218
00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:20,501
‎洞洞很重要

219
00:12:20,584 --> 00:12:21,543
‎鼻子到脚趾

220
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‎看看里面便知

221
00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:28,668
‎一周三个步距

222
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‎但每一个洞人马都深知
‎地鼠人马的洞质量最佳

223
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:34,918
‎是全世界最好的洞

224
00:12:35,001 --> 00:12:37,418
‎-才不是
‎-不 他说得对

225
00:12:37,501 --> 00:12:40,626
‎-蚯蚓人马
‎-就应该是一周三步距

226
00:12:40,709 --> 00:12:42,584
‎-她说得对
‎-囊地鼠人马洞呢？

227
00:12:42,668 --> 00:12:44,584
‎-就是说啊
‎-我们的洞可好了

228
00:12:44,668 --> 00:12:47,084
‎-特别好
‎-把蚯蚓人马忘干净了吗？

229
00:12:47,168 --> 00:12:49,876
‎-是这样的吗？
‎-好了 恭喜

230
00:12:49,959 --> 00:12:53,668
‎你们和和气气地相处了不到一秒
‎这样根本没有意义

231
00:12:55,043 --> 00:12:56,793
‎-可羚黛
‎-我不是

232
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:59,668
‎那件衣服太可笑了

233
00:13:03,876 --> 00:13:07,793
‎她可能在坐牢

234
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:17,001
‎可羚黛的话一个字都不要信
‎她整天满嘴跑火车

235
00:13:17,918 --> 00:13:22,001
‎好吧 抱歉 让我们回到原来的话题

236
00:13:22,084 --> 00:13:24,668
‎挖洞的事快要讨论出结果了

237
00:13:24,751 --> 00:13:26,793
‎-这个节奏不错 对吧？
‎-什么？

238
00:13:26,876 --> 00:13:30,376
‎这个节奏 很带感 让人想跳舞

239
00:13:30,459 --> 00:13:32,418
‎-感觉不错啊
‎-是啊

240
00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:35,793
‎想象一下
‎大家为某件要事达成一致的情形

241
00:13:35,876 --> 00:13:38,043
‎他说得很对啊 战马

242
00:13:38,126 --> 00:13:40,001
‎我的肩膀控制不住动了起来

243
00:13:40,084 --> 00:13:42,293
‎这感觉太棒了

244
00:13:42,376 --> 00:13:44,126
‎嘿 大家跟我一起跳

245
00:13:47,918 --> 00:13:48,751
‎不要啊！

246
00:14:05,126 --> 00:14:07,793
‎-好了 朋友们 打扰一下
‎-抱歉

247
00:14:07,876 --> 00:14:10,751
‎说回正事 怎么挖洞

248
00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:11,751
‎洞洞特别好

249
00:14:12,584 --> 00:14:17,001
‎刺刺！

250
00:14:17,084 --> 00:14:19,834
‎嘟宝鹿爸爸有咯咯笑饼哦！

251
00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:23,959
‎-爽！
‎-宙力士 你看到刺刺了吗？

252
00:14:26,418 --> 00:14:29,626
‎我们要上诉 盖瑞 我们要找律师！

253
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,543
‎我会再打一份工！

254
00:14:33,626 --> 00:14:37,543
‎-你现在是做什么的 查德？
‎-喂！这是私人谈话！

255
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:38,793
‎不好意思

256
00:14:40,376 --> 00:14:43,043
‎刺刺？

257
00:14:43,959 --> 00:14:45,251
‎你在哪儿？

258
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,251
‎刺刺？

259
00:14:59,876 --> 00:15:02,459
‎我就知道你能召集群众

260
00:15:02,543 --> 00:15:05,751
‎我们只要让他们在某件事上达成一致

261
00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:08,876
‎他们就会明白
‎既然能在一件事上达成一致

262
00:15:08,959 --> 00:15:11,126
‎也能就其他事达成一致

263
00:15:11,209 --> 00:15:13,084
‎比如洞的尺寸

264
00:15:13,168 --> 00:15:15,209
‎我懂了

265
00:15:15,293 --> 00:15:17,251
‎找到共同的敌人

266
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:21,334
‎不 正好相反 有一件事能聚集所有人

267
00:15:21,418 --> 00:15:23,501
‎让他们知道 即使有区别也没关系

268
00:15:23,584 --> 00:15:26,293
‎对哦 我们应该把大家聚集起来

269
00:15:26,376 --> 00:15:31,251
‎唱愚蠢的歌 跳愚蠢的舞
‎嘻嘻哈哈像一群蠢货

270
00:15:31,334 --> 00:15:33,251
‎-就像我们刚刚…
‎-狂欢！

271
00:15:33,334 --> 00:15:35,084
‎没错！

272
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,293
‎我们真是英雄所见略同！

273
00:15:37,376 --> 00:15:40,876
‎所以我们是伙伴 一起嬉闹 烦恼全抛

274
00:15:41,501 --> 00:15:43,793
‎-一场狂欢
‎-狂什么？

275
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:47,501
‎你知道的 唱歌跳舞 半人半兽那种

276
00:15:49,459 --> 00:15:51,918
‎战马 你要是早点想到就好了

277
00:15:52,001 --> 00:15:53,418
‎我根本没往这方面想

278
00:15:53,501 --> 00:15:56,584
‎狂欢可以把大家都聚集起来

279
00:15:56,668 --> 00:16:00,001
‎然后你就能给大家讲讲这场大战
‎简直完美！

280
00:16:02,209 --> 00:16:03,043
‎你错了！

281
00:16:03,918 --> 00:16:05,876
‎你们误会我们啦

282
00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:10,626
‎我们需要的不是正式的军队规定的洞

283
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:14,376
‎我们需要的是狂欢规定的洞！

284
00:16:14,459 --> 00:16:15,793
‎因为我们要举办

285
00:16:15,876 --> 00:16:20,668
‎人马乐园最盛大的狂欢！

286
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:23,918
‎-算上我们！
‎-狂欢！

287
00:16:24,001 --> 00:16:25,876
‎我超喜欢狂欢！

288
00:16:25,959 --> 00:16:27,251
‎算上我们！

289
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,334
‎人马乐园狂欢？

290
00:16:29,418 --> 00:16:31,209
‎好主意 花马雯！

291
00:16:31,293 --> 00:16:35,043
‎洞人马集体要求参加狂欢

292
00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:38,959
‎我以性命担保 我的小提琴绝不缺席

293
00:16:39,626 --> 00:16:40,834
‎还有我的竖笛

294
00:16:49,251 --> 00:16:51,418
‎看到了吗？我们成功了！

295
00:16:51,501 --> 00:16:52,584
‎是你成功了

296
00:16:52,668 --> 00:16:54,501
‎狂欢又不是我的点子

297
00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:58,251
‎我决定和骑士分开 就是为了留下来
‎组建军队

298
00:16:58,334 --> 00:17:01,376
‎但是我到现在一个人马都没招到

299
00:17:02,126 --> 00:17:06,168
‎你在说什么？你招到了冷人马呀

300
00:17:06,251 --> 00:17:07,543
‎那是可羚黛招来的

301
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:09,376
‎好吧

302
00:17:09,459 --> 00:17:11,918
‎-天人马
‎-全靠宙力士

303
00:17:13,209 --> 00:17:14,626
‎哦 我知道了！

304
00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:17,584
‎垃圾人马是你的功劳 对吧？

305
00:17:17,668 --> 00:17:20,001
‎他们好恶心的 记得不？

306
00:17:20,084 --> 00:17:23,459
‎记得那个家伙吗？就那个？
‎那个智障人马？

307
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:27,001
‎眼手不协调的那个？记得不？

308
00:17:27,084 --> 00:17:28,084
‎记得不？

309
00:17:28,168 --> 00:17:32,209
‎他吃垃圾
‎骑着一头一直咳嗽的鸽人马

310
00:17:32,876 --> 00:17:35,543
‎它打喷嚏喷到你眼睛里 把你吓坏了

311
00:17:35,626 --> 00:17:37,334
‎没错 花马雯 我记得

312
00:17:37,418 --> 00:17:40,626
‎看吧？你做出了很大的贡献呢

313
00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:42,001
‎才没有

314
00:17:42,084 --> 00:17:46,209
‎我们还没告诉他们细节
‎这部分就交给你吧？

315
00:17:46,293 --> 00:17:47,584
‎要带什么零食

316
00:17:47,668 --> 00:17:50,334
‎到哪儿登记
‎调查大家喜欢的蛋糕口味…

317
00:17:50,418 --> 00:17:52,834
‎狂欢是你想到的

318
00:17:52,918 --> 00:17:54,709
‎-你不需要我
‎-战马？

319
00:17:55,418 --> 00:17:56,251
‎战马！

320
00:18:02,876 --> 00:18:04,334
‎刺刺…

321
00:18:14,751 --> 00:18:17,543
‎嘿 可爱的陌生人

322
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,418
‎你看到我家刺刺了吗？

323
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,293
‎他大概有这么高

324
00:18:25,209 --> 00:18:26,876
‎是名荣誉学生

325
00:18:27,543 --> 00:18:31,709
‎他最突出的特征就是令我十分骄傲

326
00:18:33,501 --> 00:18:36,543
‎我好怕以后再也见不到他了

327
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:42,251
‎如果他现在就在这里
‎你会对他说什么？

328
00:18:43,168 --> 00:18:44,543
‎什么意思？

329
00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:48,459
‎如果你儿子就在这个洞里

330
00:18:48,543 --> 00:18:52,293
‎就站在你面前 你会对他说什么？

331
00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:57,626
‎刺刺不会来这里的 这里又黑又吓人

332
00:18:57,709 --> 00:19:03,918
‎确实 不过假设他来了这里
‎就在你站着的这个地方

333
00:19:05,084 --> 00:19:06,543
‎你会对他说什么？

334
00:19:07,459 --> 00:19:08,626
‎我会对他说什么？

335
00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:19,001
‎面对儿子 要说些什么？

336
00:19:19,084 --> 00:19:22,418
‎问题就在这里

337
00:19:24,501 --> 00:19:30,126
‎我能说的 他都已知晓

338
00:19:30,209 --> 00:19:35,376
‎我说过的 只是作为父亲该说的

339
00:19:35,459 --> 00:19:38,709
‎我不该说个不停 应该多多倾听

340
00:19:38,793 --> 00:19:42,876
‎儿子被我吓跑

341
00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:47,001
‎问题就在这里

342
00:19:49,459 --> 00:19:51,001
‎是我

343
00:19:51,709 --> 00:19:54,126
‎不 我才是我

344
00:19:54,751 --> 00:19:55,584
‎不是

345
00:19:56,126 --> 00:19:57,376
‎是我

346
00:19:57,459 --> 00:19:59,918
‎嗯 我是这么叫自己的

347
00:20:00,001 --> 00:20:01,334
‎拜托 再好好想想

348
00:20:01,418 --> 00:20:05,584
‎是我 菲利普咔嚓嚓

349
00:20:05,668 --> 00:20:10,293
‎你是我的嘟宝鹿爸爸 我是你的…

350
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,126
‎我的嘟宝儿子？

351
00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:17,168
‎-哦 等等 是你！
‎-是我

352
00:20:17,251 --> 00:20:18,459
‎真的是你

353
00:20:18,543 --> 00:20:22,668
‎如今你愿意聆听
‎我有好多话要说与你听

354
00:20:22,751 --> 00:20:23,834
‎你会说话了？

355
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:27,751
‎我现在能说话了 爸爸
‎我其实一直都会说话

356
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:31,501
‎但你从不听我说话

357
00:20:31,584 --> 00:20:34,918
‎如今洞里只有我俩

358
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:38,501
‎爸爸和他的刺刺

359
00:21:04,543 --> 00:21:07,084
‎战马？

360
00:21:07,168 --> 00:21:08,126
‎你在哪里？

361
00:21:08,209 --> 00:21:10,376
‎是真的吗！

362
00:21:10,459 --> 00:21:13,834
‎花马雯 消息已经传疯了！

363
00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:16,043
‎你要举办狂欢？

364
00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:20,834
‎你们好

365
00:21:22,334 --> 00:21:25,918
‎有人看到战马了吗？
‎她应该在生我的气

366
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:27,834
‎妹子 你做了什么？

367
00:21:27,918 --> 00:21:30,959
‎她很想尝到成功的滋味

368
00:21:31,043 --> 00:21:33,751
‎但更好的点子却是我想到的

369
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,418
‎我的点子比她好太多
‎所以我就把点子告诉了大家

370
00:21:37,501 --> 00:21:43,168
‎我表现得也更好 所以就一不小心
‎貌似抢了她的风头

371
00:21:43,251 --> 00:21:44,376
‎可能？大概？

372
00:21:44,876 --> 00:21:47,751
‎你们好 这些话我肯定不能当她面说

373
00:21:48,418 --> 00:21:50,334
‎无所谓了

374
00:21:50,418 --> 00:21:51,668
‎我还是要说出来

375
00:21:51,751 --> 00:21:54,126
‎我要当着她的面说出来

376
00:21:55,251 --> 00:21:58,293
‎你这种做法和杰西卡有什么区别！

377
00:21:58,959 --> 00:22:01,251
‎杰西卡？

378
00:22:09,126 --> 00:22:10,293
‎我必须找到她

379
00:22:11,001 --> 00:22:13,501
‎别再伪装了 可羚黛 我们走

380
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,668
‎安全了吗？警察在哪儿？

381
00:22:22,418 --> 00:22:24,251
‎她在那儿！抓住她！

382
00:22:24,334 --> 00:22:25,459
‎-她在那儿！
‎-走！

383
00:22:30,126 --> 00:22:32,334
‎哼哼 可羚黛

384
00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:36,293
‎你的好日子到头了

385
00:22:36,376 --> 00:22:40,376
‎可羚黛 你因违反多种洞法被逮捕

386
00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:44,126
‎你所说的一切都将成为呈堂证供

387
00:22:48,293 --> 00:22:50,543
‎你们之前说要去找战马？

388
00:23:55,168 --> 00:24:00,168
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