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‎偉大的冰冷人馬

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‎我們走了好幾週
‎才抵達你們冰冷卻美麗的土地

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‎劇名：我的肚肚，你的痛

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‎我們有個請求

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‎我要先請妳停下來

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‎感謝妳和妳的音樂路上節目

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‎人馬樂園的每個人都知道戰爭的事

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‎你們可以算我們一份

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‎還真簡單

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‎別興奮太早，我們站在荒野王那邊

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‎荒野王萬歲

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‎荒野王萬歲

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‎背刺寶鹿

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‎那些是不能講的話喔

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‎去壞孩子罰站區

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‎為什麼要這樣？
‎你們為什麼要加入荒野王？

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‎荒野王萬歲

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‎-因為這邊冷死了
‎-對，快說重點

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‎-重點是，荒野“王”…
‎-荒野王萬歲

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‎…他是王吧？他有錢

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‎-他可以買取暖的東西給我們
‎-取暖的東西？你們在說什麼？

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‎我是說我們好冷喔

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‎那就升火啊

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‎-好冷喔
‎-好冷喔

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‎你們剛說過了，這是在重複

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‎好冷喔

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‎好吧，我知道結論了

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‎-我們在這裡的生活
‎-好冷喔

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‎冰天雪地而且不受人注意

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‎-好冷喔
‎-你們或許注意到

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‎我們在搶僅此一件的毛毯

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‎好冷喔

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‎湯還來不及喝就結冰了

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‎你們為什麼不搬到溫暖的地方？

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‎-因為我們會太熱，妳懂的
‎-不，我不懂

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‎因為你們讓我一頭霧水

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‎聽著，我們好冷喔

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‎我們對你們毫無虧欠

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‎我們宣示效忠國王

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‎-荒野王
‎-荒野王萬歲

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‎你們是冷還是單純害怕？

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‎絕對不是這樣的吧？

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‎-對
‎-對，沒錯

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‎聽起來像標準的自我防衛機制

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‎戰馬，妳覺得我可以裝進幾個雪人？

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‎腦筋急轉彎，答案是全部

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‎對，我們想說荒野王可以讓我們變暖

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‎所以我們應該會幫那傢伙打仗

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‎但這樣你們就會與我們敵對

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‎是啦

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‎不過你們覺得尷尬，事情才會變尷尬

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‎要先跑了嗎？

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‎不，你們不用跑

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‎我們會讓你們先跑

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‎你們覺得如何？
‎要讓他們二三十步嗎？

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‎我讓他們100公尺

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‎我不知道一步是幾公尺

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‎好，我們就用步吧，行嗎？謝謝

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‎總之，你們有…

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‎他們走了

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‎大概在100公尺遠
‎差不多50步的地方

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‎在人馬樂園

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‎妳真行，戰馬

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‎你在說什麼，切德？

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‎妳愚蠢的徵兵歌

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‎把他們嚇到加入錯的那邊

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‎-我根本沒唱給他們聽
‎-這不重要

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‎妳的歌曲傳千里

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‎爛到大家跟歌詞唱反調，戰馬

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‎但往好處想

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‎這首歌成了真正的人馬樂園洗腦歌

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‎我聽說鼴鼠人馬
‎在地下俱樂部寫了很棒的混音

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‎這件事是對的

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‎好自在道格？

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‎哈囉，這讓人深感丟臉

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‎聽到妳把還沒選邊站的人變成叛徒

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‎冰冷人馬不是那種
‎妳會想在戰場上碰到的對手

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‎他們塊頭很大，看就知道

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‎而且，他們有殺人鯨人馬

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‎他們能撼動戰事

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‎愚蠢

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‎好，新計畫

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‎不能讓他們離開北極

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‎我們要打破這僵局

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‎要在我們及他們之間打造出水屏障

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‎用你們的後腿

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‎看他們手忙腳亂

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‎挺簡單的

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‎這能拖延他們
‎直到我們想出更好的計畫

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‎可羚黛跑去哪了？

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‎我是法定的盲人
‎連我，好自在道格拉斯

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‎都能看出你們的麋鹿妻子在那

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‎花馬雯，妳又忘了可羚黛

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‎這樣太不負責任了

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‎我說過打擾媽媽
‎獨特的刨冰時光會怎樣？

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‎可羚黛，再次被妳拋在腦後

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‎好的，但大家為什麼全看著我？

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‎我所做的一切，都是為了她

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‎結果她做了什麼？

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‎她亂跑，她偷東西

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‎這可不是我教的

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‎花馬雯，沒關係

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‎良好育兒法的重點在於教壞小孩

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‎有人把幻想中的兒子
‎放在我幻想中的女兒的傳送肚

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‎我才不會聽這種人的育兒建議

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‎他在裡頭有房間

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‎有貼海報

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‎我沒有拋下她，是她蹺家

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‎這裡好滑

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‎我們去把她撿回來吧

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‎花馬雯，妳瘋了喔？
‎我們才剛敲開這些冰

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‎我同情進入這些水域的可悲生物

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‎這肯定會造成一個人的能力緩慢衰退

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‎像無窮盡的死星之光一閃而過

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‎在冰冷城堡裡
‎為受困居民而拍的恐怖節目

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‎永恆的無情叫喚

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‎在殘暴宇宙中像回音一樣響起

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‎好，再見

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‎-宙力士，你會游泳，你可以…
‎-不行，沒辦法游過去

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‎好

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‎花馬雯，把棒針拿來用

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‎-我們需要吊橋過河
‎-正在處理，寶貝女孩

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‎-切德，可以帶我們飛過去嗎？
‎-妳在說笑？

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‎唯一沒搭信天翁人馬順風車的人是我

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‎我一路飛過來，要命喔，我的手好痠

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‎大夥，那邊有狀況

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‎花馬雯，別嚇壞了
‎可是我們要妳加快速度

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‎如果她出什麼事，我絕不會原諒我們

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‎沒關係，可羚黛知道陌生人很危險

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‎快跑，可羚黛

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‎她為什麼不跑？

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‎我和傻笑蛋糕認為對你們所有人來說

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‎是天大的壞消息

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‎好自在道格？
‎我手邊的工作很趕，別鬧了

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‎如果說有誰很容易在囚禁期間

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‎跟受擄者產生情感連結

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‎那會是那傢伙

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‎你不是走了嗎？

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‎我是無限世界的公民

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‎我的來去是凡人無法理解的

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‎好，可以幫我們接朋友嗎？

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‎我？

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‎不行

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‎好，再次道別，這次是真的

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‎不要

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‎慢著，這是在開玩笑嗎？

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‎我應該要招募這些人
‎結果他們現在擄走我們的人？

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‎今天可不行

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‎想得美

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‎糟糕

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‎現在我們要救可羚黛
‎還得把戰馬從冰塊裡解凍

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‎我們一定要解凍戰馬嗎？

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‎別鬧了，不覺得不解凍她
‎我們的生活比較涼爽嗎？

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‎聽懂沒？

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‎涼爽？冷？冰塊笑話？切德獲勝

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‎荒野王在用鑰匙做出更危險的牛頭怪

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‎我沒辦法用魔法逃出去了

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‎他用黏液封住了我的牢房

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‎你要這麼做，首先，敲昏那兩個守衛

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‎然後沿著走廊走15步

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‎誤差值為兩到三步

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‎從怪物製造機那邊偷走鑰匙片

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‎然後盡可能逃得越遠越好

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‎阻止荒野王的重責就靠你了

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‎你在搞什麼？

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‎可惡

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‎-好，走吧
‎-花馬雯，妳是不是忘了誰？

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‎對，你們沒讓我說完

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‎我本來要說
‎“好，我們來解凍戰馬，我的摯友”

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‎到底怎麼解凍？

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‎好

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‎該上演嘟寶摔了

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‎那是什麼？

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‎快摔

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‎快摔，嘟寶摔，摔摔，嘟寶摔

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‎摔摔，嘟寶摔

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‎-摔摔，嘟寶摔
‎-這台電梯要去哪？

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‎-去頂端
‎-大家一起坐上來嘟寶摔

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‎-嘟寶摔是什麼？
‎-到上面再給你們看

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‎-摔摔，嘟寶摔
‎-有朋友卡在冰塊裡

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‎別放著不管，行行好
‎用嘟寶的脖子帶他們到天際

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‎嘟寶摔完，我們底下見

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‎摔

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‎可羚可羚叮噹，又有另一批要給妳

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‎-全都裝得進去嗎？
‎-沒問題

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‎萬物終將進我肚

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‎這孩子

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‎這可不行，我們來晚了

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‎他們已經幫她洗腦了

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‎這是我看過最快的轉換了

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‎小企鵝查理

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‎我去去就回，我再去多拿一些

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‎可羚黛

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‎看看他們對妳做了什麼，我的寶貝！

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‎我們要解開拴住妳的冰冷鎖鍊

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‎冰冷鎖鍊？不對，這是我的跳繩

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‎喂，你們要去哪？

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‎你們要留下來吃聖殿晚餐的話

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‎今晚應該來看我的脫口秀

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‎傻笑蛋糕配糖霜，一顆馬鈴薯乘以四

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‎甘藍菜田的熊人馬在敲你的門

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‎情況比我們想的更糟
‎她在跟他們的小孩玩

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‎我們一定要撤離

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‎我有辦法，把戰馬放回冰塊

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00:12:59,376 --> 00:13:02,084
‎宙力士說的對，這是偵察任務

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00:13:02,168 --> 00:13:04,751
‎我們等到聖殿…

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‎聖殿晚餐

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‎聖殿晚餐

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‎嘿

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‎我不是來索吻的

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‎雖然我承認妳是有魅力的豐臀女王

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‎彈手指

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‎好自在道格？你在這做什麼？

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‎我在度假

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‎這是我的好自在分時度假

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‎沒什麼比得過在異國監獄

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‎更能讓好自在道格放輕鬆

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‎真正的問題是，妳在我的分時度假

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‎做什麼？

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‎好，先等我一下

222
00:13:50,209 --> 00:13:52,043
‎我要打倒這幾個守衛

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00:14:09,376 --> 00:14:10,918
‎我的老天鵝

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00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:12,459
‎他死掉了

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00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:16,126
‎現在妳不得不殺掉另一個

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‎他醒來會看到自己殺了朋友

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00:14:20,376 --> 00:14:25,043
‎有兩個對手時，一定會是雙屍命案

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00:14:26,751 --> 00:14:28,751
‎閉上嘴聽我說，你要這樣做

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00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,168
‎首先，沿著走廊走15步

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‎不好意思，這聽起來是某種任務

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00:14:34,626 --> 00:14:40,584
‎我不是妳故事的英雄
‎不過我是我故事的英雄

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‎你為什麼要這樣？

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00:14:43,084 --> 00:14:46,751
‎好自在道格拉斯
‎偶爾出現在有人需要他的地方

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‎我每次都會幫忙嗎？

235
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,376
‎那你可以傳個訊息嗎？

236
00:14:54,459 --> 00:14:57,001
‎當然可以？誰會這樣做？我會

237
00:14:57,834 --> 00:14:59,376
‎我要你去找騎士

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‎切德，嘟寶摔行動的時候到了

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‎-這跟另一個不同
‎-不用，我們沒有要這樣做

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00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,334
‎這是偵察任務，我們要暗地行動

241
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:16,543
‎各位，我的朋友們來了

242
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,626
‎可羚黛，不要說

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00:15:23,501 --> 00:15:26,001
‎這是戰馬，她不是這裡來的

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‎她有…我看看
‎四條腿，沒有手，只有一個胸腔

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00:15:30,501 --> 00:15:33,084
‎這位是嘟寶鹿，他很高

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00:15:33,168 --> 00:15:37,793
‎花馬雯是粉紅色的
‎她的毛很蓬，是育兒苦手

247
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‎好，我們不用知道他們的名字

248
00:15:40,251 --> 00:15:43,709
‎私人情誼會增加我
‎下手殺他們的難度，可羚叮噹

249
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‎你們可以殺了我所有朋友…

250
00:15:46,584 --> 00:15:47,626
‎等一下，先不要

251
00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:50,584
‎…但對我來說，彷彿你們全都…

252
00:15:56,293 --> 00:15:59,126
‎各位，你們全都在…

253
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‎發揮投射作用

254
00:16:01,501 --> 00:16:04,209
‎沒錯，你們在投射什麼？

255
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‎投射出我們無力控制
‎大自然不可預測的殘酷

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‎透過回應我們心中的暴力

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00:16:15,376 --> 00:16:21,084
‎在我們周遭的其他人馬身上
‎具體化暴力行為

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00:16:21,168 --> 00:16:22,793
‎對，我想也是

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‎所以我覺得你們準備好了

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‎我們繼續接下來的課程

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00:16:29,376 --> 00:16:30,876
‎接下來的什麼？

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00:16:34,876 --> 00:16:37,876
‎謝謝你們準備溫馨的聖殿晚餐

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00:16:37,959 --> 00:16:41,376
‎這場演講是由《馬群演講》所帶來

264
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‎《馬群演講》，全是馬群屎料

265
00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:53,126
‎脖子汗毛，全都是毛

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‎一整袋配不起來的玩具火車輪胎

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‎荒野王

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‎荒野王萬歲

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‎好，這我們再練習

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00:17:03,876 --> 00:17:08,209
‎可羚黛在大眾面前演講？

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‎假牙、康普茶、寄生蟲人馬、厭氧菌

272
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:17,168
‎在空氣不多的地方
‎上面這隻很大，我說的對吧？

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‎熱水管、冷水管

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‎一般管

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‎跟你們所有人一樣
‎我有許多焦慮的點

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‎我的應對機制卻很少

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00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:32,668
‎非常少，我在怕什麼？

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00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:35,459
‎我有什麼不怕的？

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‎對，妳懂

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00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:39,209
‎這個女孩懂

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‎她懂我，所以我們何時要殺這些人？

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00:17:43,293 --> 00:17:46,918
‎你們沒有要動手，因為武器全在我這

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‎-她怎麼可以這樣？
‎-她是天才

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‎等這場演講結束，你們就可以領回去

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‎算了

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00:17:55,793 --> 00:17:58,543
‎我孩子的大腦背叛了我

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00:17:59,293 --> 00:18:03,418
‎以鵝為證，我不會罷休直到…

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‎小聲點，我沒完成
‎上集課程作業就來到這

289
00:18:06,793 --> 00:18:08,751
‎不行連下集都沒聽到

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00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:10,084
‎精華都在這堂課了

291
00:18:10,168 --> 00:18:12,584
‎好冷喔

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00:18:12,668 --> 00:18:14,209
‎好冰凍

293
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:17,709
‎好緊張，好無助，好陰鬱

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00:18:18,334 --> 00:18:19,626
‎是氣溫

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00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:23,543
‎讓你失望了嗎，朋友？還是你的…

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00:18:23,626 --> 00:18:24,959
‎生存恐懼？

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‎沒錯

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00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:29,876
‎有許多東西
‎能觸發人馬過度活躍的杏仁核

299
00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:34,251
‎但是沒關係
‎如果你的大腦是這樣的構造

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‎-好，那我們要怎麼辦？
‎-很高興你問了

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00:18:36,959 --> 00:18:39,168
‎各位，看看你們的椅子下

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00:18:41,334 --> 00:18:43,584
‎-可以對著袋子呼吸
‎-對著袋子呼吸？

303
00:18:43,668 --> 00:18:45,626
‎-只要對著袋子呼吸
‎-對著袋子呼吸

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00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,543
‎吸氣、吐氣，我不叫可羚黛
‎如果你還是覺得難過

305
00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:49,834
‎我覺得好多了

306
00:18:49,918 --> 00:18:53,501
‎這世界可能殘酷墮落
‎我們在這壓力下勉強求生

307
00:18:53,584 --> 00:18:58,043
‎只要記得你不孤單
‎當你覺得生活乏味時

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‎就對著袋子呼吸吧

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00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:03,209
‎這好有幫助，但我們還是跟隨荒野王

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00:19:03,293 --> 00:19:05,376
‎荒野王萬歲

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00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:08,168
‎我們有時逃避恐怖事情的方式

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00:19:08,251 --> 00:19:09,876
‎是與之結盟

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00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:11,668
‎這個例子說的是荒野王

314
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,334
‎他是虛假的救星

315
00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:15,626
‎你們一開始可能感到放心

316
00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:17,168
‎但我保證只是短暫的

317
00:19:17,251 --> 00:19:19,876
‎-因為這是…
‎-不健康的依附行為

318
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:20,793
‎你們很懂

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00:19:20,876 --> 00:19:22,918
‎-現在對著袋子呼吸
‎-對著袋子呼吸

320
00:19:23,001 --> 00:19:24,668
‎-對著袋子呼吸
‎-對著袋子呼吸

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00:19:24,751 --> 00:19:27,834
‎情況恐怖又窒礙難行
‎所以我要給你們這股氣勢

322
00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:29,084
‎謝謝妳，可羚黛

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00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:33,126
‎我們或許老覺得有點緊張，但…

324
00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:37,709
‎即使是我們這種人也有意<i>‎義</i>

325
00:19:38,501 --> 00:19:41,876
‎你願意與我並肩

326
00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:45,543
‎舉起這焦慮的旗幟？

327
00:19:47,543 --> 00:19:49,793
‎因為我們不需要荒野王

328
00:19:49,876 --> 00:19:52,959
‎我們相信自己，對著我們的袋子

329
00:19:53,043 --> 00:19:55,793
‎呼吸

330
00:19:56,959 --> 00:19:59,459
‎可羚黛萬歲

331
00:19:59,543 --> 00:20:04,001
‎出去時
‎領自己的武器和一本我的新書

332
00:20:04,084 --> 00:20:08,834
‎《我的肚肚，你的痛：
‎拒絕壓力來襲》

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00:20:08,918 --> 00:20:11,376
‎-對，我想也是
‎-可羚黛萬歲

334
00:20:18,209 --> 00:20:19,418
‎保持武器鋒利

335
00:20:19,501 --> 00:20:22,209
‎永遠記得，焦慮只是…

336
00:20:22,293 --> 00:20:26,168
‎恐懼加上美妙的想像

337
00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:28,168
‎沒錯，是的

338
00:20:28,251 --> 00:20:29,584
‎你們有在聽話

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00:20:29,668 --> 00:20:31,501
‎我很喜歡，很好

340
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,126
‎還真簡單

341
00:20:35,626 --> 00:20:37,584
‎我好以她為榮

342
00:20:37,668 --> 00:20:40,459
‎我真的有一度以為她被洗腦了

343
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:43,376
‎準備對荒野王誓死效忠

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00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:44,376
‎-加一
‎-加一

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00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:49,959
‎結果她在這些慌張的人馬中看見自己

346
00:20:50,043 --> 00:20:54,293
‎運用同理心想出跟他們溝通的方法

347
00:20:54,376 --> 00:20:56,793
‎同理心？聽起來很像一回事

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00:20:57,668 --> 00:20:58,959
‎同理心，天啊

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00:21:00,376 --> 00:21:01,209
‎同理心

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00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:05,043
‎我本來以為集結軍隊是我的職責

351
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:10,251
‎這就是我沒跟騎士回去的原因

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00:21:10,751 --> 00:21:14,459
‎妳在人馬樂園還是扮演重要的角色

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00:21:14,543 --> 00:21:18,793
‎再說，妳可能還有
‎其他留下來的原因，對吧？

354
00:21:18,876 --> 00:21:20,459
‎朋友？某個朋友？

355
00:21:20,543 --> 00:21:22,043
‎或許是特定的朋友？

356
00:21:23,376 --> 00:21:25,626
‎我？可能是我？花馬雯？

357
00:21:26,501 --> 00:21:28,834
‎她的確有重要的角色

358
00:21:28,918 --> 00:21:30,793
‎慢著，幹嘛？不要

359
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:34,293
‎嘟寶摔

360
00:21:37,584 --> 00:21:39,251
‎砰，變冰塊，我就說吧

361
00:21:40,876 --> 00:21:43,793
‎如果我們回來這，你們覺得我能不能

362
00:21:43,876 --> 00:21:47,668
‎要求一群海雀人馬
‎堆在我上方一陣子嗎？

363
00:21:47,751 --> 00:21:51,126
‎還是這樣很奇怪？
‎謝謝，請賜教，愛你的嘟寶鹿

364
00:22:05,168 --> 00:22:06,084
‎用說的

365
00:22:10,376 --> 00:22:11,418
‎好孩子

366
00:22:12,459 --> 00:22:13,376
‎不用客氣

367
00:22:18,001 --> 00:22:19,209
‎貝琪蘋果，腳跟！

368
00:22:20,293 --> 00:22:22,459
‎天啊，你是什麼東西？

369
00:22:22,543 --> 00:22:26,043
‎我大老遠來傳訊息

370
00:22:26,959 --> 00:22:30,209
‎天啊，我得說快點，墨水要糊掉了

371
00:22:30,834 --> 00:22:33,834
‎“荒野王要用魔法神器

372
00:22:33,918 --> 00:22:35,626
‎創造超級野獸”

373
00:22:35,709 --> 00:22:40,334
‎好多超級野獸、厚實肩膀
‎修長雙腿、從天而降的觸手

374
00:22:40,418 --> 00:22:44,793
‎其中一個是熊器官
‎還有，妳看過穿山甲嗎？

375
00:22:44,876 --> 00:22:49,834
‎牠們有怪異尖刺狀的鱗片

376
00:22:49,918 --> 00:22:51,334
‎十分令人不安

377
00:22:52,876 --> 00:22:59,876
‎我這輩子從沒碰過
‎如此強大的力量，瑞貝琪蘋果

378
00:23:01,668 --> 00:23:03,751
‎（以此紀念瑪麗安金格勞爾）

379
00:23:03,834 --> 00:23:06,584
‎（生於1953年6月18日
‎逝於2021年4月26日）

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‎字幕翻譯：林佩孜