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♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
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-[grunts]
-Mmm.
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-[wind swooshing]
-[groans]
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[clears throat] Great coldtaurs,
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we have traveled for weeks
to reach your cold but beautiful land.
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-We have one request for--
-[grunts]
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I'm gonna stop you right there.
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Thanks to you and your musical road show,
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everyone in Centaurworld
knows about the war.
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And you can count us in.
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Oh, that was easy.
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Don't get excited.
We're siding with the Nowhere King.
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All hail the Nowhere King!
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All hail the Nowhere King!
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[gasps] Stableton!
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[scoffs]
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Those are no-no words.
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Go to the bad-boy-baby-boy time-out zone.
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Why would you do that?
Why would you join the Nowhere King?
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All hail the Nowhere King!
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-Uh, because it's freezing up here. Duh!
-Yeah, what's your point?
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-My point is, the Nowhere "King…"
-All hail the Nowhere King!
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…he's a king, right? He's got money.
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-He can buy us warm stuff.
-[shivering]
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Warm stuff? What are you talking about?
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-I mean, we're so cold.
-[shivering]
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Then start a fire. [scoffs]
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-So cold.
-So cold.
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You just said that.
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-Now you're… You're repeating yourself.
-So cold.
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All right. I see where this is going.
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-♪ Our life here ♪
-♪ [coldtaurs] So cold ♪
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♪ Is frozen and thankless ♪
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-♪ So cold ♪
-♪ And you may have noticed ♪
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♪ We've been fighting over
This single blanket ♪
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-[groans]
-♪ So cold ♪
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♪ We can't even eat our soup
Before the ice cubes start to form ♪
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♪ Why don't you move
To someplace where it's warm? ♪
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-♪ 'Cause then we'd be too hot, you see ♪
-♪ No, I don't see ♪
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♪ Because you guys are all confusing me ♪
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♪ Look, we're so cold ♪
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♪ And we don't owe you anything
We've sworn our fealty to the king ♪
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-The Nowhere King.
-All hail the Nowhere King!
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[shivering]
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Are you guys cold,
or are you really just afraid?
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[bings]
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-[coldtaurs] No way, José. Right?
-[chattering]
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-Right.
-Yeah, right.
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Hm, sounds like textbook
reaction formation to me.
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Hey, Horse, how many snowmen
do you think I could fit in here?
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Trick question. The answer is all of them.
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[laughing, grunts]
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Yeah, we figured the Nowhere King
could make us warm, so…
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-we should fight for that guy.
-Mhm.
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But… [chuckles]
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…you'd be fighting against us.
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Yeah, sure, but it's only awkward
if you make it awkward.
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[chuckles] Should we run?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You don't need to run.
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We'll give you a head start.
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What do you think?
Should we do, like, 20, 30 paces?
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Uh…
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[stuttering]
I… I… I'd give 'em 100 meters.
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But, uh… I don't know
how many paces are in a meter.
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All right.
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We're just gonna use paces, okay?
Thank you.
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Anyway, so, you guys got--
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[wind blowing]
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Oh, they're gone.
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[Narwhaltaur] Probably, like,
a hu… 100 meters away.
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-Gi… Give or take 50 paces.
-[wind blowing]
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[Wammawink] ♪ In Centaurworld ♪
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-[neighing]
-[vocalizing]
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[squeaks]
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[panting]
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-♪ Way to flonkin' go, Horse! ♪
-[squeaks]
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What are you talking about, Ched?
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-Uh, you scared them…
-[panting]
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…into joining the wrong team
with your stupid recruitment song.
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I never even sang to them.
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It… It… It doesn't matter. Your song
made the rounds,and it was so bad
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that they did the exact opposite
of what you sang about, Horse!
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B… B… But on the bright side,
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it… It became a real
Centaurworld earworm-taur.
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I heard the moletaurs did a great remix
in their underground clubs.
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Ah!
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That would be correct.
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Comfortable Doug?
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[sighs]
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Hello. It is a deep shame to hear
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that you have turned
the non-coats into turncoats.
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[pops]
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Coldtaurs are not the kind of adversary
you want to have on the battlefield.
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They are so big. Just look at them.
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-Also, they have killer whaletaurs.
-Ah!
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-Ooh.
-They are the hammers.
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-Wow.
-[grunts]
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-[dry roaring]
-Ah.
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Stupid.
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[sighs] Okay, new plan.
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We can't let those guys leave the arctic.
We have to break up this ice.
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We'll create a barrier of water
between us and them.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[crackling]
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-[groaning]
-[centaurs] Use your back leg!
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Look at them go. Wow.
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Hm. [grunts]
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[whirring]
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Hyah!
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[murmurs]
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[bubbling]
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Huh, that was easy.
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This will slow them down
until we have a better plan.
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Hey, where… Where's Glandale?
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I legally am blind, and even I,
Comfortable Douglas,
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can see that your reindeer wife
is over there.
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[whimpering] Oh, no! Oh!
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Wammawink, you forgot Glendale again.
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[humming, gargling]
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This is highly irresponsible.
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What did I tell you
about interrupting Mommy's special…
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[clears throat] …snow cone time?
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Glendale, left behind by you again.
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Yes, okay,
but why are we all looking at me?
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Everything I do, I do for her.
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And what does she do?
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She runs. She steals.
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I didn't teach her that.
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Wammawink, it's okay.
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Good parenting is about bad parenting.
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Oh, I am not taking parenting advice
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from someone who stores
their make-believe son
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inside of my
make-believe daughter's portal tummy.
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[gasps]
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He's got a room in there.
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With posters!
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I didn't abandon her! She's a runaway!
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[whimpering] Whoa. Whoa!
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It's so slippy out here. Oh!
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Let's go retrieve her.
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Wammawink, are you crazy?
We just broke up all this ice.
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-[Comfortable Doug] Wow.
-[whimpering]
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I pity whatever pathetic creature
enters these waters.
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[gasps]
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It would surely result
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in the slow degeneration
of one's faculties,
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blinking out like the light
of infinite dead stars.
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A horror show filmed in a cold castle
for its trapped inhabitants,
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the unfeeling caw of eternity
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resounding like an echo
in the cosmos of brutality.
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-Okay, bye.
-[pops]
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[squeaks, fluttering]
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-Zulius, you're a swimmer. Could you--
-Nope. Can't swim across that.
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Right. [sighs]
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[humming]
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Wammawink,
put those knitting needles to work.
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-We need a rope bridge to get across.
-On it, baby girl.
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[screaming]
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-Ched, can you fly us over there?
-Are you kidding me?
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I am the only one who didn't get
a free ride from those albatrosstaurs.
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I flew all the way from the sky region
and boy, are my arms tired.
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-[crickets chirping]
-[coughing]
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Guys,
there's a situation happening over there.
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[humming, singing]
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Wammawink, don't freak out,
but we need you to knit faster.
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[gasps] If something happens to her,
I'll never forgive ourselves.
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-[jackhammering]
-[stammering]
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It's okay. Glendale knows stranger danger.
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Hm?
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
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Ha-he-ha-he-hoo.
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Run, Glendale, run! Run!
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Why isn't she running?
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Gigglecakes and I think this
is very bad news for all of you.
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Comfortable Doug? Ugh!
I'm working on a deadline here. Come on!
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If anyone were susceptible
to forming a psychological alliance
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with their captors during captivity,
it would be that one.
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Didn't you leave?
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I am a citizen of the infinite.
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My comings and goings
cannot be comprehended by the mortal mind.
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Okay, could you help us get to our friend?
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[drumroll]
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[fluttering]
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Hmm…
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Me?
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[drumroll continues]
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[inhales]
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[inhaling continues]
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No.
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Okay, bye again, for realsies this time.
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[sighs]
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[Glendale] Oh, no!
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Wait, are you kidding me?
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I was supposed to recruit these guys.
Now they've got one of ours instead?
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Not today. [grunts]
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[slow motion] Nuts to this!
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Ah!
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Oh, no!
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Now we have to save Glendale
and thaw Horse out of the ice!
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Do we have to unfreeze Horse?
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Come on, don't you think
it'd be a lot cooler if we didn't?
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[light clapping]
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Get it?
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-Cooler? Cold? Ice joke? Ched for the win.
-[crickets chirping]
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[snarls]
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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[grunts]
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Somehow the Nowhere King is using the key
to make more dangerous Minotaurs.
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I can't use my magic to escape.
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He's got my jail cell all gooped up
with this… goop.
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Here's what you gotta do.
First, knock out those two guards.
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Then go down the hallway about 15 paces,
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give or take two to three paces,
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steal the key piece
from that monster-making machine,
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and get it as far away from here
as possible.
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It all falls on you
to stop the Nowhere King.
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[bings]
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[squeaks, chittering]
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[stealth music playing]
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-[grunts]
-[groans]
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[snickering]
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[groans]
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-[singing operatically]
-[grunts]
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What are you doing?
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[operatic singing continues]
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[grunts]
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[sighs] Flonk.
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[jazz music playing]
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[grunts, sighs]
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-All right. Let's go.
-Uh, Wammawink,
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aren't you forgetting someone?
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Oh, you didn't let me finish.
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I was going to say, "All right.
Let's go unfreeze Horse, my best friend."
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Um, how exactly?
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All right.
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Time for Durple-drop!
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-Um, what is that?
-[chuckles]
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[clock ticking]
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♪ Aw, drop! ♪
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♪ Drop, Durple-drop
Drop, drop, Durple-drop ♪
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♪ Drop, drop, Durple-drop ♪
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-♪ Drop, drop, Durple-drop ♪
-♪ Where's this elevator goin'? ♪
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-♪ To the top! ♪
-♪ Everybody come aboard the Durple-drop ♪
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-♪ What's a Durple-drop? ♪
-♪ I'll show you at the top ♪
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-♪ Drop, drop, Durple-drop ♪
-♪ Say you've got a friend frozen in ice ♪
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♪ Don't leave 'em in the ice,
Do somethin' nice ♪
248
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,709
♪ Use Durple-neck,
To take 'em to the top ♪
249
00:11:35,793 --> 00:11:37,459
♪ We'll see you at the bottom
Of the Durple-drop ♪
250
00:11:37,543 --> 00:11:38,626
♪ Drop! ♪
251
00:11:39,126 --> 00:11:40,168
[screaming]
252
00:11:40,251 --> 00:11:41,084
[grunts]
253
00:11:43,251 --> 00:11:45,084
[gasps]
254
00:11:45,168 --> 00:11:46,459
[shivering]
255
00:11:48,251 --> 00:11:51,168
Hey, Glenny Glenny Ding Dong,
got another batch for youse.
256
00:11:51,251 --> 00:11:53,001
-Will these all fit?
-Of course.
257
00:11:53,084 --> 00:11:56,168
Everything will end up
in there eventually.
258
00:11:57,459 --> 00:11:59,126
Ha! This gal.
259
00:11:59,209 --> 00:12:00,959
[murmurs]
260
00:12:01,043 --> 00:12:05,334
Nuts to this. We're too late.
They've already gotten in her head.
261
00:12:05,418 --> 00:12:07,918
[chuckles] That's the fastest conversion
I've ever seen.
262
00:12:08,001 --> 00:12:09,126
[Glendale] Chilly Willy!
263
00:12:09,209 --> 00:12:11,918
I'll be right back.
I'm gonna go grab some more of these.
264
00:12:13,543 --> 00:12:15,001
-Hm.
-[murmurs]
265
00:12:15,084 --> 00:12:15,918
Hm.
266
00:12:17,251 --> 00:12:21,918
-[grunts]
-Wow.
267
00:12:23,668 --> 00:12:25,709
[gasps] Glendale!
268
00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:28,918
Look at what they've done to you, my baby!
269
00:12:29,001 --> 00:12:31,876
Oh, we have to get you out
of these cold chains.
270
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:35,334
Cold chains? Naw. This my skippy rope.
271
00:12:35,418 --> 00:12:36,709
-[grunts]
-Hm.
272
00:12:37,376 --> 00:12:39,209
Hey! Where you goin'?
273
00:12:39,293 --> 00:12:41,251
If you're sticking around
for temple dinner,
274
00:12:41,334 --> 00:12:43,209
you should all come to my talk tonight.
275
00:12:43,293 --> 00:12:46,751
♪ Gigglecakes and icing
One potato, four ♪
276
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:50,459
♪ Beartaurs from the cabbage patch
Are knocking at your door… ♪
277
00:12:50,543 --> 00:12:54,334
It's worse than we thought.
She's playing with their children.
278
00:12:54,418 --> 00:12:56,251
We've got to do an extraction.
279
00:12:56,334 --> 00:12:58,668
I got an idea.
Let's put Horse back in the ice cube.
280
00:12:59,376 --> 00:13:02,084
Zulius is right.
It's a reconnaissance mission.
281
00:13:02,168 --> 00:13:04,751
We'll wait until after t… Temple…
282
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:06,251
Temple dinner.
283
00:13:06,918 --> 00:13:08,418
Temple din… Temple dinner.
284
00:13:08,501 --> 00:13:10,501
[upbeat music playing]
285
00:13:10,584 --> 00:13:12,209
Hey, hey, hey. Hey!
286
00:13:12,293 --> 00:13:14,209
I have not come for a kiss,
287
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:18,709
though I concede that you are
a bootiful queen who has got it going on.
288
00:13:18,793 --> 00:13:19,626
Snap. Snap.
289
00:13:19,709 --> 00:13:21,834
[grunts]
290
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:23,418
[bings]
291
00:13:24,501 --> 00:13:25,709
[grunts]
292
00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:28,668
Comfortable Doug? What are you doing here?
293
00:13:28,751 --> 00:13:30,293
I'm on vacation.
294
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:33,084
This is my comfortable timeshare.
295
00:13:33,168 --> 00:13:36,334
Nothing helps a Comfortable Doug unwind
296
00:13:36,418 --> 00:13:40,293
like spending time in exotic jail cells.
297
00:13:40,376 --> 00:13:45,334
The real question is,
what are you doing here
298
00:13:46,001 --> 00:13:47,168
in my timeshare?
299
00:13:47,251 --> 00:13:50,126
Yeah, oka… Okay, ju…
Just give me a second.
300
00:13:50,209 --> 00:13:52,043
I gotta knock out these guards.
301
00:13:52,543 --> 00:13:55,168
[upbeat music playing]
302
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:56,876
Whoa!
303
00:13:59,584 --> 00:14:01,584
[snarls, roars]
304
00:14:01,668 --> 00:14:03,334
Ha! [chuckles]
305
00:14:03,418 --> 00:14:04,418
[murmurs]
306
00:14:04,501 --> 00:14:05,668
[roars]
307
00:14:06,168 --> 00:14:08,793
-[screams]
-[yelps]
308
00:14:09,376 --> 00:14:10,918
Oh my goose.
309
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:12,459
He is dead.
310
00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:16,126
Now you have to kill the other one.
311
00:14:16,209 --> 00:14:20,293
He will wake up and see
he has killed his friend. [chuckles]
312
00:14:20,376 --> 00:14:25,043
When you have two adversaries,
it is always a double homicide.
313
00:14:25,126 --> 00:14:26,668
[donks]
314
00:14:26,751 --> 00:14:28,751
Shut up and listen.
Here's what you gotta do.
315
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,168
First, go down the hallway
about 15 paces--
316
00:14:31,251 --> 00:14:34,543
Excuse me. This is sounding like
a mission of some kind.
317
00:14:34,626 --> 00:14:40,584
I am not the hero of your story,
but I am the hero of my story.
318
00:14:40,668 --> 00:14:43,001
Gah! Why are you like this?
319
00:14:43,084 --> 00:14:46,751
Comfortable Douglas shows up
where he is needed sometimes.
320
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:48,418
Do I always help?
321
00:14:48,918 --> 00:14:51,876
Oh! Ooh! [murmurs]
322
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,793
Can you just deliver a message, then?
323
00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:57,001
Ha! Of course. Who does that?
Me does that.
324
00:14:57,834 --> 00:14:59,376
I need you to go to Rider.
325
00:15:02,084 --> 00:15:03,459
[screeches]
326
00:15:03,543 --> 00:15:07,418
Ched, it's time
for Drop-eration Durple-drop.
327
00:15:07,501 --> 00:15:10,626
-It's different from the other one.
-No, we're not doing that.
328
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,251
This is a reconnaissance mission.
We gotta be stealth.
329
00:15:13,334 --> 00:15:16,543
Hm. Hey, guys. My friends are here!
330
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,626
Glendale, no!
331
00:15:20,459 --> 00:15:21,959
[growls]
332
00:15:23,501 --> 00:15:26,001
This is Horse. She's not from around here.
333
00:15:26,084 --> 00:15:30,418
She's got, let's see, four legs
and no arms and only one rib cage.
334
00:15:30,501 --> 00:15:32,793
And then this is Durpleton.
He's very tall.
335
00:15:32,876 --> 00:15:35,126
Wammawink's pink and she's fluffy
336
00:15:35,209 --> 00:15:37,793
and really,
really struggles with parenting.
337
00:15:37,876 --> 00:15:40,168
All right.
We don't need to know their names.
338
00:15:40,251 --> 00:15:43,709
A personal connection makes it harder
for me to kill 'em, Glenny Ding Dong.
339
00:15:43,793 --> 00:15:46,501
You guys could kill all of my friends…
340
00:15:46,584 --> 00:15:47,626
Wait, don't!
341
00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:51,501
…but, to me, it seems like you're all…
[bing]
342
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:54,543
[murmurs]
343
00:15:56,293 --> 00:15:59,126
-Guys, you know, like you're all…
-[squeaks]
344
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,418
Uh, projecting?
345
00:16:01,501 --> 00:16:04,209
That's right. And what are you projecting?
346
00:16:04,293 --> 00:16:10,501
Projecting our inability to control
the unpredictable brutality of nature
347
00:16:10,584 --> 00:16:15,293
by answering the violence perpetrated
on our psyches
348
00:16:15,376 --> 00:16:21,084
by externalizing violence
onto other centaurs around us.
349
00:16:21,168 --> 00:16:22,584
Yeah, thought so.
350
00:16:22,668 --> 00:16:25,084
And that's why I think you're ready.
351
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:28,043
Let's move on to the follow-up course.
352
00:16:28,126 --> 00:16:29,293
Ooh!
353
00:16:29,376 --> 00:16:30,876
Follow-up to what?
354
00:16:34,876 --> 00:16:37,876
Thank you all for a lovely temple dinner.
355
00:16:37,959 --> 00:16:41,376
Now,
this talk is brought to you by Herd Words.
356
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:44,709
Herd Words. It's all herd, all the terd.
357
00:16:44,793 --> 00:16:47,959
[applauding]
358
00:16:48,043 --> 00:16:50,251
[clapping]
359
00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:53,126
-Neck hair. All hair.
-[electronic sounds]
360
00:16:53,209 --> 00:16:57,001
A bag full of mismatched wheels
for toy trains.
361
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,709
[scoffs] Nowhere Kings.
362
00:16:58,793 --> 00:17:02,001
All hail the Nowhere King!
363
00:17:02,084 --> 00:17:03,793
Yeah, we'll… We'll work on that.
364
00:17:03,876 --> 00:17:08,209
Is our Glendale doing, uh, uh,
public speaking?
365
00:17:08,793 --> 00:17:13,751
Dentures. Kombucha.
Parasitic wormtaurs. Anaerobic bacteria.
366
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:17,168
That's a big one up here where
there's not a lot of air, am I right?
367
00:17:17,668 --> 00:17:19,959
Hot tubes. Cold tubes.
368
00:17:20,043 --> 00:17:21,334
Tubes in general.
369
00:17:22,126 --> 00:17:25,293
Like all of you, my anxieties are many,
370
00:17:25,376 --> 00:17:27,293
and my coping mechanisms are…
371
00:17:27,376 --> 00:17:29,793
[chuckles] …few.
372
00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:32,668
So few. What am I scared of?
373
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:35,459
-What "amn't" I scared of?
-[squeaking]
374
00:17:35,543 --> 00:17:37,709
Yes, you know. [chuckles]
375
00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:39,209
This gal knows.
376
00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:43,209
She, uh, Sh… She got me.
So when are we gonna kill these guys, huh?
377
00:17:43,293 --> 00:17:46,918
You're not,
because I have all of your weapons.
378
00:17:47,001 --> 00:17:49,959
-[coldtaurs] How does she do that?
-[Ched] She's a genius!
379
00:17:50,043 --> 00:17:53,793
You can have them all back
after this presentation.
380
00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:54,793
Ah, never mind.
381
00:17:54,876 --> 00:17:59,209
[gasps] My baby's brain betrayed me!
382
00:17:59,293 --> 00:18:03,418
With goose as my witness,
I shall not rest until--
383
00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:06,709
Keep it down. I didn't complete
the coursework in part one to come here
384
00:18:06,793 --> 00:18:10,084
and not even be able to hear part two.
It's where all the good stuff is.
385
00:18:10,168 --> 00:18:12,584
♪ So cold ♪
386
00:18:12,668 --> 00:18:14,209
♪ So frozen ♪
387
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:17,709
♪ So nervous, so hopeless, so drear ♪
388
00:18:18,334 --> 00:18:19,626
♪ Is it the temperature ♪
389
00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:23,543
♪ That's got you down, friends?
Or perhaps it is your-- ♪
390
00:18:23,626 --> 00:18:24,959
Existential fear?
391
00:18:25,043 --> 00:18:25,876
That's right.
392
00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:29,876
♪ You see, so many things can trigger
The centaurs with overactive amygdalas ♪
393
00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:34,251
♪ But that's okay
If your brain's made that way ♪
394
00:18:34,334 --> 00:18:36,959
-Okay, then, like, what do we do?
-I'm so glad you asked.
395
00:18:37,043 --> 00:18:39,168
Everybody, look under your seats.
396
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,251
[chattering]
397
00:18:41,334 --> 00:18:43,584
-♪ You can breathe in a bag ♪
-♪ Breathe in a bag? ♪
398
00:18:43,668 --> 00:18:45,626
-♪ Just breathe in a bag ♪
-♪ Breathe in a bag! ♪
399
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,543
♪ Inhale, exhale, my name ain't Glendale
If you still feel sad ♪
400
00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:49,834
I feel kinda better.
401
00:18:49,918 --> 00:18:53,501
♪ The world can be cruel and depraved
And we're struggling under its weight ♪
402
00:18:53,584 --> 00:18:57,459
♪ Just remember you aren't alone
When you think life's a drag ♪
403
00:18:57,543 --> 00:19:00,126
♪ You can breathe in a bag ♪
404
00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:03,209
This has been helpful, but we're still
going with the Nowhere King.
405
00:19:03,293 --> 00:19:05,376
All hail the Nowhere King!
406
00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:09,876
♪ Sometimes we hide from the scary things
By trying to side with those very things ♪
407
00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:13,334
♪ In this case, that'd be the Nowhere King
He's a false savior ♪
408
00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:17,126
♪ You might feel initial relief
But I promise you it will be brief ♪
409
00:19:17,209 --> 00:19:18,626
♪ 'Cause this is a case of-- ♪
410
00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:20,793
-Unhealthy attachment behavior?
-You got this.
411
00:19:20,876 --> 00:19:22,918
-♪ Now breathe in a bag ♪
-♪ Breathe in a bag! ♪
412
00:19:23,001 --> 00:19:24,668
-♪ Breathe in a bag ♪
-♪ Breathe in a bag ♪
413
00:19:24,751 --> 00:19:27,834
♪ Things are scary and freezing
That's the reason I gave you this swag ♪
414
00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:29,084
Thank you, Glendale!
415
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:33,751
♪ We might always feel a bit nervous
But… ♪
416
00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:37,709
♪ Even folks like us have a purpose ♪
417
00:19:38,501 --> 00:19:41,876
♪ Will you stand with me ♪
418
00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:45,543
♪ And fly this anxious flag? ♪
419
00:19:45,626 --> 00:19:47,459
-[squawks]
-[murmurs]
420
00:19:47,543 --> 00:19:49,793
♪ 'Cause we don't need the Nowhere King ♪
421
00:19:49,876 --> 00:19:52,959
♪ We believe in ourselves
And we're breathing into ♪
422
00:19:53,043 --> 00:19:55,043
♪ Our bags ♪
423
00:19:55,126 --> 00:19:56,876
[party horns whistling]
424
00:19:56,959 --> 00:19:59,459
All hail Glendale!
425
00:19:59,543 --> 00:20:04,001
On your way out, you can grab your weapon
and a copy of my new book,
426
00:20:04,084 --> 00:20:08,834
My Tummy, Your Hurts:
Saying No to the Yes of Stress.
427
00:20:08,918 --> 00:20:11,376
-[Glendale] Yes, yes. thought so.
-All hail Glendale!
428
00:20:11,459 --> 00:20:13,584
[applauding]
429
00:20:13,668 --> 00:20:15,126
[clapping]
430
00:20:18,209 --> 00:20:19,418
Keep those weapons sharp
431
00:20:19,501 --> 00:20:22,209
and always remember, anxiety is just--
432
00:20:22,293 --> 00:20:26,168
Fear plus a fantastic imagination.
433
00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:28,168
That's right. Yes.
434
00:20:28,251 --> 00:20:29,584
You've been listening.
435
00:20:29,668 --> 00:20:31,501
I love that. I love it.
436
00:20:31,584 --> 00:20:35,543
-[Glendale] Well, that was easy. Mhm.
-[groans]
437
00:20:35,626 --> 00:20:37,584
Oh, I'm so proud of her.
438
00:20:37,668 --> 00:20:40,459
I honestly thought for a second
that her brains got scrambled
439
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:43,459
and that she was going to pledge fealty
to the Nowhere King.
440
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:44,376
-Same.
-Same.
441
00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:49,959
But instead, she… Ah, she saw herself
in these panic-stricken centaurs
442
00:20:50,043 --> 00:20:52,126
-and she used her empathy…
-[murmurs]
443
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,293
…to figure out how to reach them.
444
00:20:54,376 --> 00:20:56,793
Empathy, eh? Yeah, sounds like somethin'.
445
00:20:57,668 --> 00:20:58,959
Empathy, man. Yeah.
446
00:21:00,334 --> 00:21:01,918
-Empathy.
-[flutters]
447
00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:05,043
I guess I thought it was my job
to rally the troops, you know?
448
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:10,251
It's the reason
I didn't go back with Rider.
449
00:21:10,751 --> 00:21:14,459
Well, you still have an important role
to play here in Centaurworld. [laughing]
450
00:21:14,543 --> 00:21:18,793
But also, there are probably
other reasons you'd stay, right? Right?
451
00:21:18,876 --> 00:21:20,459
Friends? Certain friends?
452
00:21:20,543 --> 00:21:23,001
Specific friends, maybe? [chuckles]
453
00:21:23,084 --> 00:21:26,418
Uh, me? Me, maybe? Wammawink? Hm?
454
00:21:26,501 --> 00:21:28,834
Oh, she does have an important role.
455
00:21:28,918 --> 00:21:30,793
Wait, what? No! No!
456
00:21:30,876 --> 00:21:33,376
[yelling]
457
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:34,668
[Durpleton] Durple-drop!
458
00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:37,001
-[yelling]
-[grunts]
459
00:21:37,084 --> 00:21:39,251
[Ched chuckles] Boom. Ice cube. Told ya.
460
00:21:40,668 --> 00:21:43,834
[Durpleton] Hey, if we ever come back,
do you think it'd be okay
461
00:21:43,918 --> 00:21:47,668
if I asked a bunch of the puffintaurs
to just pile on top of me for a while?
462
00:21:47,751 --> 00:21:51,126
Or would that be weird?
Thank you. Please advise. Love, Durpleton.
463
00:21:53,126 --> 00:21:55,126
[mysterious music playing]
464
00:21:58,001 --> 00:21:59,209
[slurping]
465
00:22:01,959 --> 00:22:03,626
[flutters]
466
00:22:04,501 --> 00:22:06,084
Ah, ah. Use your words.
467
00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:10,251
[neighs]
468
00:22:10,334 --> 00:22:11,418
-Good girl.
-[crunching]
469
00:22:12,459 --> 00:22:13,376
You're welcome.
470
00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:19,418
-[neighs]
-Becky Apples, heel!
471
00:22:19,501 --> 00:22:22,459
Oh! Go… My Lord! What are you?
472
00:22:22,543 --> 00:22:26,001
I have come from afar
with a message of words.
473
00:22:26,084 --> 00:22:26,918
[clears throat]
474
00:22:27,001 --> 00:22:28,459
Oh, boy. I must do this fast.
475
00:22:28,543 --> 00:22:30,793
-My ink is running away.
-[panting]
476
00:22:30,876 --> 00:22:33,793
"The Nowhere King
is using a magical artifact
477
00:22:33,876 --> 00:22:35,626
to create super beasts."
478
00:22:35,709 --> 00:22:40,334
So many super beasts. Boulder shoulders.
Legs for days. Winged tentacles.
479
00:22:40,418 --> 00:22:44,793
One of them is bear parts.
Also, have you seen a pangolin before?
480
00:22:44,876 --> 00:22:49,834
They've got… Got these, like,
weird, odd spike scale things.
481
00:22:49,918 --> 00:22:51,334
It's very disturbing!
482
00:22:52,876 --> 00:22:59,334
In all my years, I have never encountered
such sublime strength, Rebecca Apples!
483
00:22:59,418 --> 00:23:00,543
[dings]
484
00:23:07,584 --> 00:23:09,709
[closing theme music playing]
485
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:41,209
[Horse galloping]
486
00:23:41,293 --> 00:23:43,376
[neighing]
487
00:23:44,043 --> 00:23:46,043
[whimsical music playing]