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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎我想向大家說明我最近的冒險

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‎上次我們見面，我在找鑰匙的碎片

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‎其實我全找到了，還找到我的騎士

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‎我們一同返鄉
‎半路卻困在入口之間的荒郊野外

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‎恭喜啊恭喜，戰馬和騎士重逢

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‎好吧，其實還有幾件事

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‎讓我說完

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‎荒野王埋伏的裂口裡

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‎我等著重獲自由，卻不小心釋放他

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‎這下糟糕，問題來了

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‎他帶著軍隊要來了，我們也需要軍隊

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‎所以我重回人馬樂園
‎希望號召你們一同戰鬥

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‎妳的問題跟地下世界無關

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‎但你打擾大家，讓人十分不滿

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‎-濕潤
‎-妳很不會看場合

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‎但要是妳環顧四周

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‎就知道妳跟妳的馬群
‎闖入了鼴鼠人馬的婚禮

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‎別來亂

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‎對啦，各位，這真的是一場婚禮

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‎-什麼？
‎-對，我現在看出來了

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‎-天啊，真的很抱歉
‎-你們穿了禮服，萬事具備

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‎但總之呢，反正我都到了

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‎我本想號召大家一同參戰

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‎-什麼戰？
‎-眼前之戰

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‎有一群拿著劍的牛頭怪會放火燒這裡

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‎可以烤棉花糖嗎？

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‎不是那種火，是有殺傷力的火

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‎我在我的世界看過好多次

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‎我們要準備好一支軍隊

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‎所以呢

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‎我想邀請所有人一同參戰

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‎要是不參戰，你們有可能會死

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‎反正本來就會死

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‎-我？
‎-個頭小的

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‎-她在說你
‎-不是你，是那一個

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‎也許你們兩個都是，如果要我老實說

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‎-妳真厲害，戰馬
‎-我現在不需要聽你唱

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‎妳快嚇死大家了，還真令人驚訝

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‎-妳帶我們回去找熊人馬？
‎-聽好了，我們沒得選

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‎-我們需要每個人
‎-我不要進去

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‎-我也不要
‎-我不要進去

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‎這是妳的專長，妳去吧，我不去

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‎他想把我變成他的收藏品

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‎你們上次來這裡，只會踢樹和偷東西

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‎只會踢樹和偷我們的東西

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‎你們說的對，對不起

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‎踢樹的感覺如何？

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‎我們不會知道
‎因為我們是樹，不會互踢

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‎對不起

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‎-我就說我們不該這麼做的
‎-什麼？你才沒有說，你也踢她啊

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‎我們不偷彼此的東西

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‎這件事跟我無關，全都是戰馬做的

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‎我應該踢你才對

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‎你們是要來求援的話，那我們會拒絕

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‎-拒絕？
‎-拒絕

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‎-拒絕
‎-拒絕

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‎-拒絕
‎-拒絕

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‎-拒絕
‎-拒絕

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‎-拒絕
‎-拒絕

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‎好，謝謝你們抽空，算是吧

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‎在人馬樂園

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‎沒人想保護人馬樂園嗎？

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‎劇名：霍賽提亞威賀爾賓茲？

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‎沒人？

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‎妳盡力了，戰馬

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‎往好處想，我們徹底毀了一場婚禮

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‎太酷了

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‎-那是意外
‎-妳沒有招募到任何人，戰馬

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‎-沒有，零
‎-我知道，切德

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‎妳大費周章唱募兵之歌還真怪，戰馬

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‎這我知道，切德

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‎要是妳不介意聽些有建設性的批評

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‎好，我喜歡那首歌，真的

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‎但我不喜歡的是歌詞

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‎妳唱了好多恐怖的事情

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‎可是我現在當爸了

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‎你們以為在我的世界
‎戰時會有人唱歌給我聽嗎？

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‎沒有

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‎他們幫我披上馬鞍
‎在我的頭上掛好糧袋

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‎然後把我丟進混戰中

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‎你們猜怎麼著？
‎我沒事，知道原因嗎？

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‎因為我們戰馬耐操有擋頭

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‎等一下，這裡有馬人馬嗎？

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‎-有啊
‎-又是他們

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‎妳是說人馬商標嗎？拜託喔

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‎商標？

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‎馬人馬為了商標控告大家

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‎聲稱人馬商標是他們的

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‎-因為最惡劣的就是他們
‎-我們之前怎麼都沒想到呢？

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‎-因為最惡劣的就是他們
‎-你會想到的，切德

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‎他們長得像我？

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‎我是說他們的樣貌
‎跟我剛來這裡時一樣嗎？

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‎健壯的馬腿

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‎1%的體脂肪
‎脖子兩側都有結實的三角形肌肉

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‎從厚實的肩膀延伸到耳朵

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‎對，應該有吧，但他們也很自戀

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‎不是受人喜愛的那種角色特質

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‎好吧

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‎馬人馬真的很…

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‎難搞

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‎就像妳剛來時那樣

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‎沒錯，他們很健美

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‎如果要揪他們，那我就不跟你們去了

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‎聽起來不錯，走吧

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‎討厭鬼

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‎何必蓋什麼牆？
‎沒人想進去啦，馬人馬

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‎這才叫堡壘

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‎這是為了保護，看到沒？
‎他們這是戰士型的思考

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‎一直講什麼戰士、死亡和破壞

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‎搞得背刺比很難入睡

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‎背刺比是誰？

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‎背刺比，我兒子

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‎可以麻煩大家少說點嚇人的話嗎？

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‎好吧

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‎你們好，人馬商標

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‎我不是來自這裡的戰馬

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‎我是來尋求你們的領導

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‎看吧，切德的話沒人聽

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‎不值得我們浪費時間

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‎我可不這麼想

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‎你，對，就是你

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‎很好，進去吧，還有時間再挖一顆

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‎再來一樣閃亮亮的東西

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‎我挖下來了

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‎你們絕對無法活捉我

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‎太好了！

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‎寬闊的胸膛

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‎-厚實的肩膀
‎-大肌肉

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‎呈V字形的身材

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‎這正是我…

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‎不對

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‎嗨

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‎我跟我的馬群來…

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‎報上名字

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‎戰馬

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‎我沒看到戰馬

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‎妳沒讓我說完，我是說…

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‎有什麼愚蠢的人馬名？

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‎霍賽提亞威賀爾？

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‎什麼？

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‎姓氏？

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‎慢著，姓氏？

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‎這招真的有用？

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‎好，該冒個險了

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‎賓茲？

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‎來看看，親愛的
‎是念茲在茲的哪一個？

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‎兩個都是？

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‎來看看

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‎找到了

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‎歡迎賓茲女士

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‎霍賽提亞威賀爾賓茲？有沒有搞錯？

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‎我真行

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‎服務生會幫你們拿

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‎行李

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‎不要，別把我偷走

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‎不好意思，我們不是行李

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‎我可以喔

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‎厚實的肩膀

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‎我來對地方了

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‎我身邊這位是
‎霍賽提亞威賀爾賓茲女子爵

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‎來自查特立惠斯特
‎賓茲威賀爾的賓茲家族

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‎歡迎，我聽說
‎惠斯特賓茲每年這時候很舒服

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‎水很暖

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‎對，很溫暖
‎找你們的領袖要往哪走？

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‎我可以幫您帶位，女士

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‎謝謝妳，佩托麗亞

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‎冷靜點

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‎妳被什麼嚇到了？

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‎是那個敲打聲嗎？

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‎對，一定是那個敲打聲

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‎那邊的那個女生在踏腳

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‎別擔心，她只是緊張

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‎這樣吧，不如你別多管閒事，壯漢

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‎蠢馬房師，全都一個樣，都是…

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‎妳說的對，真的很抱歉

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‎我明白，我也當過馬房師

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‎你很有野心，想引人注目，想當士兵

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‎但你不能不尊敬指揮系統

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‎妳說得對，謝謝妳的指教

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‎別客氣，你很會綁辮子嘛

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‎牠讓我想到我的馬

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‎真的嗎？

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‎這就怪了，因為妳的信裡

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‎寫說妳的馬長得像

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‎“兩顆海灘球生出的怪孩子”

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‎天啊

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‎你是將軍，我想也是

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‎對，其實妳在信裡寫了一大堆

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‎多到很難記得

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‎這是…

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‎我從來沒見過你

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‎嚴格說來，我是要說…

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‎好，別激動，妳不會有事的

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‎沒戴將軍頭盔，通常沒人能認出我

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‎但現在頭盔壞了，得修理好才行

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‎聽起來我們的世界
‎和這個人馬樂園都有一場戰要打

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‎天啊，你相信我？

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‎我們有些人一直相信
‎在戰前有一段時間

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‎這個世界與其他世界相連

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‎對宇宙中魔法的渴望

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‎是讓我們這些固執的老戰士
‎繼續向前的少數幾樣東西

203
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:54,876
‎我需要我最精良的士兵
‎他們會需要最精良的馬匹

204
00:10:54,959 --> 00:10:57,876
‎妳分配到的是貝琪

205
00:10:57,959 --> 00:11:01,876
‎什麼？真的嗎？你要給我你的馬？

206
00:11:01,959 --> 00:11:04,376
‎那不是我的馬，那是蓋瑞的馬

207
00:11:04,876 --> 00:11:07,209
‎不過我們好一陣子沒看到那傢伙了

208
00:11:09,626 --> 00:11:10,834
‎謝囉？

209
00:11:10,918 --> 00:11:13,459
‎先別謝我，牠很難搞

210
00:11:16,918 --> 00:11:21,334
‎戰馬

211
00:11:22,084 --> 00:11:25,043
‎-寶貝女孩
‎-原來是妳

212
00:11:25,876 --> 00:11:27,876
‎-戰馬
‎-好，我知道，妳好

213
00:11:27,959 --> 00:11:29,084
‎你們去哪了？

214
00:11:29,168 --> 00:11:31,584
‎我們跟行李在後面

215
00:11:31,668 --> 00:11:35,751
‎令人驚訝的是
‎這裡幾乎沒有保全，還有

216
00:11:35,834 --> 00:11:39,959
‎-妳不用這麼小聲
‎-後面比妳想得還要髒

217
00:11:41,084 --> 00:11:42,209
‎走開！

218
00:11:44,709 --> 00:11:46,918
‎背刺比很不舒服

219
00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:49,668
‎背刺比？

220
00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:53,126
‎我叫菲利普骨脆脆

221
00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:56,793
‎但你背後被刺，所以你成了背刺比

222
00:11:56,876 --> 00:11:59,251
‎你可以叫我爸寶鹿

223
00:11:59,334 --> 00:12:03,251
‎這不重要
‎馬人馬正要展現他們的成就

224
00:12:03,876 --> 00:12:06,793
‎-公爵夫人！
‎-公爵夫人！

225
00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:10,834
‎為各位介紹公爵夫人

226
00:12:10,918 --> 00:12:13,543
‎男爵夫人，貴婦中的貴婦

227
00:12:13,626 --> 00:12:17,084
‎人馬商標的蘭斯伯里女士

228
00:12:23,751 --> 00:12:25,168
‎那一定就是領袖

229
00:12:25,251 --> 00:12:29,376
‎看看這兩位厚實的肩膀

230
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:33,834
‎他們的頭比身體小好多

231
00:12:33,918 --> 00:12:37,001
‎什麼事？有大事要宣布，沒錯

232
00:12:37,084 --> 00:12:40,668
‎謝謝大家一起參與下午茶餐

233
00:12:40,751 --> 00:12:42,418
‎現在是誰怎樣？

234
00:12:43,084 --> 00:12:47,209
‎對，有道理，茶不是重點
‎我們都知道你們來的目的

235
00:12:47,293 --> 00:12:51,251
‎差不多該看這些大塊頭開始了

236
00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:56,334
‎各位，我們未來的盟友即將展現實力

237
00:12:56,418 --> 00:12:58,959
‎抹油小生，幫我抹油

238
00:13:01,126 --> 00:13:02,584
‎要怎樣得到那份工作？

239
00:13:06,668 --> 00:13:07,959
‎好帥

240
00:13:11,168 --> 00:13:12,543
‎好帥

241
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,043
‎起勢

242
00:13:19,209 --> 00:13:21,584
‎好帥！不對，這是怎樣？

243
00:13:26,168 --> 00:13:28,043
‎起勢

244
00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,501
‎拍拍腳

245
00:13:30,584 --> 00:13:31,959
‎現在換用手拍

246
00:13:32,043 --> 00:13:34,793
‎我做到了

247
00:13:36,376 --> 00:13:37,626
‎糟糕，不是吧

248
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:39,793
‎-好了，老傢伙
‎-不要啊

249
00:13:40,959 --> 00:13:43,168
‎這是怎樣？

250
00:13:43,251 --> 00:13:46,834
‎你覺得那是怎樣？
‎他起步踩到鬱金香了

251
00:13:46,918 --> 00:13:49,626
‎各位都知道，如名稱隱約所示

252
00:13:49,709 --> 00:13:52,376
‎先踩到鬱金香的人

253
00:13:52,459 --> 00:13:53,876
‎比賽就輸了

254
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,626
‎再見，查司伯格

255
00:13:56,751 --> 00:13:58,501
‎放我進去

256
00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:07,376
‎背刺比，你要知道，這一切都不正常

257
00:14:09,459 --> 00:14:13,293
‎第二回合重新設定第3032次

258
00:14:14,376 --> 00:14:17,918
‎什麼？我現在要去灑彩糖嘟嘟桶？

259
00:14:18,543 --> 00:14:22,376
‎這倒是新鮮事，我先走了

260
00:14:24,126 --> 00:14:25,543
‎慘不忍睹的表演

261
00:14:25,626 --> 00:14:30,001
‎好，切德，他們這樣做
‎並不表示他們無法成為優良戰士

262
00:14:30,084 --> 00:14:32,043
‎我只要去找她

263
00:14:35,418 --> 00:14:40,251
‎服務生，我叫你
‎把賓茲威賀爾女士的裝備

264
00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:41,876
‎放進行李室

265
00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:46,709
‎不要，拜託不要
‎把我跟其他人珍貴的東西放一起

266
00:14:47,376 --> 00:14:48,668
‎我不喜歡

267
00:14:52,168 --> 00:14:54,168
‎切德，你為什麼在這？

268
00:14:54,251 --> 00:14:55,584
‎我認識這些傢伙

269
00:14:55,668 --> 00:14:57,751
‎可說是有段過去

270
00:14:58,668 --> 00:15:00,084
‎妳可能會需要我幫忙

271
00:15:00,168 --> 00:15:01,209
‎過去？

272
00:15:02,043 --> 00:15:04,209
‎好啦，隨便，找時間再講

273
00:15:04,293 --> 00:15:07,043
‎你、我、早午餐
‎無酒精血腥瑪麗，什麼都行

274
00:15:07,126 --> 00:15:09,793
‎妳又再提早午餐了
‎我們從沒機會一起吃啊

275
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,251
‎您好，不好意思

276
00:15:11,334 --> 00:15:13,001
‎我在補妝

277
00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:17,376
‎是的，抱歉打擾您了，人馬夫人

278
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,626
‎拜託喔

279
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:23,543
‎威賀爾賓茲家族
‎參加下午茶餐已有好幾個人馬世紀

280
00:15:23,626 --> 00:15:26,668
‎叫我名字就行了

281
00:15:27,501 --> 00:15:28,334
‎好的

282
00:15:29,459 --> 00:15:31,293
‎又要想一個愚蠢的人馬名字

283
00:15:31,376 --> 00:15:35,459
‎馬蘭吉拉？

284
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,418
‎什麼？那是我耶

285
00:15:39,543 --> 00:15:41,543
‎妳叫對了，馬蘭吉拉

286
00:15:42,584 --> 00:15:44,293
‎太好了，我今天真棒

287
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:46,793
‎我認識那個東西，老媽

288
00:15:46,876 --> 00:15:48,376
‎她是在跟你說話嗎？

289
00:15:48,459 --> 00:15:50,043
‎-馬蘭德魯！
‎-糟糕

290
00:15:50,126 --> 00:15:53,376
‎馬蘭德魯！

291
00:15:54,126 --> 00:15:55,543
‎我在這，嬤嬤

292
00:15:55,626 --> 00:15:58,501
‎惡魔

293
00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:02,543
‎快過來看，切德里克在這

294
00:16:02,626 --> 00:16:07,543
‎我是說切德里克切德沃
‎切德靈頓切德森切德小子

295
00:16:07,626 --> 00:16:11,001
‎-搞啥…
‎-歡迎回來，朋友

296
00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:14,251
‎溜得真快

297
00:16:14,334 --> 00:16:17,084
‎兄弟，她剛摸我

298
00:16:17,168 --> 00:16:19,043
‎兄弟，我們需要他們的幫助

299
00:16:19,126 --> 00:16:20,418
‎鎮定下來

300
00:16:21,584 --> 00:16:25,918
‎人馬樂園需要妳
‎不是人人都有城牆護身

301
00:16:26,001 --> 00:16:29,168
‎妳是說窮人嗎？他們當然沒有

302
00:16:29,251 --> 00:16:31,793
‎他們是窮人，所以他們才得其名

303
00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:35,418
‎我們這邊不會亂取名的

304
00:16:35,918 --> 00:16:38,043
‎快看，有畫作耶

305
00:16:38,126 --> 00:16:39,418
‎而且會動

306
00:16:39,501 --> 00:16:41,418
‎這裡的每個人都很健壯

307
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:45,043
‎妳有這些武器，還有一座真正的堡壘

308
00:16:45,126 --> 00:16:49,084
‎妳有機會用這些東西幫助人馬樂園

309
00:16:49,668 --> 00:16:52,626
‎這東西有個名字，叫“特權”

310
00:16:53,918 --> 00:16:55,543
‎再說，我有嗎？

311
00:16:56,334 --> 00:17:00,418
‎有，妳不幫忙
‎人馬樂園的每個人難逃一死

312
00:17:00,501 --> 00:17:05,459
‎好，妳是說我不運用特權

313
00:17:05,543 --> 00:17:08,834
‎低階人士就會變少了？

314
00:17:08,918 --> 00:17:09,793
‎對

315
00:17:10,584 --> 00:17:11,584
‎成交

316
00:17:11,668 --> 00:17:13,334
‎看吧？糟透了

317
00:17:13,418 --> 00:17:15,876
‎誰來幫我看著帽子

318
00:17:16,626 --> 00:17:20,584
‎我聽過一句話“特權越大，權利越大”

319
00:17:20,668 --> 00:17:24,918
‎這是真的，但在這裡過活並不輕鬆

320
00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:25,876
‎知道嗎？

321
00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:27,043
‎妳可能以為

322
00:17:27,126 --> 00:17:30,418
‎我們在城牆後舉辦舞會打發時間

323
00:17:30,501 --> 00:17:31,334
‎沒錯

324
00:17:32,209 --> 00:17:34,501
‎但特權其實是一種負擔

325
00:17:36,168 --> 00:17:40,501
‎就算有跟你們一樣高的城牆
‎也無法抵擋戰事打到門口

326
00:17:40,584 --> 00:17:43,584
‎你們是馬，快盡本份加入戰局

327
00:17:43,668 --> 00:17:45,834
‎好了啦，妳在浪費時間，聽著

328
00:17:45,918 --> 00:17:49,251
‎妳可以留著一餐七菜
‎戴著華麗帽子，身穿束腹

329
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:52,084
‎-妳的薄紗裝和抹粉假髮
‎-你還蠻大膽的

330
00:17:52,168 --> 00:17:53,834
‎牛頭怪很快會來大肆破壞

331
00:17:53,918 --> 00:17:55,334
‎所有的鍍金玩意

332
00:17:55,418 --> 00:17:57,209
‎把妳當豬一樣放火上烤

333
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:58,334
‎-切德
‎-幹嘛，戰馬？

334
00:17:58,418 --> 00:18:03,084
‎我們來這求援，你現在卻只想著自己

335
00:18:03,168 --> 00:18:05,626
‎讓他們在城牆後開舞會吧

336
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:07,126
‎這些怪異的鬱金香舞

337
00:18:07,209 --> 00:18:10,459
‎無止盡的閒聊，舉著愚蠢的香檳杯

338
00:18:10,543 --> 00:18:12,959
‎晚餐的聲響、晚禮服、餐桌禮儀

339
00:18:13,043 --> 00:18:16,668
‎鄉村俱樂部槌球災難
‎希望牛頭怪過來給你們…

340
00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:19,543
‎但唉呀，看看這時間

341
00:18:19,626 --> 00:18:22,626
‎這麼好聽的歌，希望你們一起唱和

342
00:18:22,709 --> 00:18:27,834
‎這真的是我的特權

343
00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:42,126
‎所以這是答應囉，還是…

344
00:18:42,209 --> 00:18:45,668
‎-我聽不出來
‎-什麼？抱歉

345
00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:47,834
‎我剛進入快速動眼睡眠期

346
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:51,126
‎答案是不行

347
00:18:52,168 --> 00:18:53,584
‎謝謝妳沒幫上忙

348
00:18:53,668 --> 00:18:57,793
‎馬蘭德魯，沒錯
‎我知道你躲在屏風後面，笨蛋

349
00:18:58,376 --> 00:19:01,001
‎我只要你知道我拿到你的棒棒糖

350
00:19:01,501 --> 00:19:05,001
‎而且我要外帶
‎因為報應不爽，馬蘭德魯

351
00:19:06,626 --> 00:19:09,043
‎你知道他跟我同齡吧？什麼永恆男孩

352
00:19:14,293 --> 00:19:16,709
‎服務生拿好您的行李了，女士

353
00:19:18,459 --> 00:19:19,293
‎再打給我

354
00:19:20,043 --> 00:19:21,459
‎真是失策

355
00:19:21,543 --> 00:19:25,668
‎我知道，你們全都說過了
‎我不想聽到誰說：“早跟妳說了”

356
00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:28,209
‎也不算徒勞無功

357
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,668
‎妳看誰終於睡著了

358
00:19:33,584 --> 00:19:35,751
‎有人需要幫那傢伙打抗生素

359
00:19:36,251 --> 00:19:38,918
‎我說真的，為何騎士的劍還插在那？

360
00:19:40,001 --> 00:19:43,668
‎看到沒？妳開口閉口都是戰爭

361
00:19:43,751 --> 00:19:45,543
‎但我帶他遠離戰爭後

362
00:19:45,626 --> 00:19:47,334
‎他終於安然入眠了

363
00:19:47,418 --> 00:19:49,751
‎不是啦，我一眼就能看出感染

364
00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:51,501
‎那看起來很嚴重

365
00:19:51,584 --> 00:19:56,501
‎從外表看來

366
00:19:56,584 --> 00:19:58,918
‎我們長得不像

367
00:20:02,543 --> 00:20:07,834
‎但如果你跟我一樣，當然一定會

368
00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:14,959
‎那你可能會害怕你要參戰

369
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:23,293
‎你可能已經知道戰爭的生活

370
00:20:23,376 --> 00:20:28,168
‎長久以來，你已經忘了戰爭的目的

371
00:20:29,751 --> 00:20:34,751
‎你的盔甲無法保護你
‎讓你免於內心的恐懼

372
00:20:35,293 --> 00:20:40,459
‎戰爭近在咫尺，讓人無處可躲

373
00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:44,793
‎但你不會有事

374
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:50,126
‎你會好好的

375
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:58,543
‎我絕對寸步不離

376
00:20:58,626 --> 00:21:00,959
‎在你身邊

377
00:21:03,084 --> 00:21:05,834
‎我會留下

378
00:21:08,293 --> 00:21:11,084
‎我的小傢伙

379
00:21:14,168 --> 00:21:21,168
‎陪在你身旁

380
00:21:25,793 --> 00:21:27,251
‎我的小傢伙

381
00:21:27,334 --> 00:21:30,834
‎兒子成了父親

382
00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:32,959
‎謝謝

383
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,376
‎有人在偷看我們

384
00:21:37,209 --> 00:21:40,043
‎是堡壘裡那些骯髒的恐怖人馬

385
00:21:40,126 --> 00:21:41,209
‎別激動

386
00:21:41,293 --> 00:21:44,084
‎這個嘶嘶聲沒什麼，就是…

387
00:21:45,168 --> 00:21:46,251
‎反抗失調症

388
00:21:46,334 --> 00:21:49,834
‎我控制不了
‎我們抱持善意來加入你們的戰爭

389
00:21:50,751 --> 00:21:51,668
‎抱歉

390
00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:54,834
‎我不是這樣的，別往心裡去

391
00:21:55,918 --> 00:21:56,751
‎什麼？

392
00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:01,418
‎我們聽到妳說要保護人馬樂園

393
00:22:02,251 --> 00:22:03,084
‎算我們一份

394
00:22:03,168 --> 00:22:05,959
‎-來吧，打仗吧
‎-誰喜歡打仗？

395
00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:11,001
‎好，你們為數眾多，這也算點什麼

396
00:22:11,084 --> 00:22:13,084
‎還有我們全部的疾病也參戰

397
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:17,334
‎這不是我原本想的，不過呢

398
00:22:18,418 --> 00:22:19,668
‎歡迎加入軍隊

399
00:22:27,751 --> 00:22:30,209
‎天色好暗，霍賽提修

400
00:22:30,293 --> 00:22:34,001
‎你覺得我們趕得及參加
‎下午茶餐和鬱金香舞嗎？

401
00:22:34,084 --> 00:22:36,168
‎當然可以，霍賽提亞

402
00:22:36,251 --> 00:22:39,876
‎我們可不是大老遠
‎從查特立惠斯特賓茲過來

403
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:43,793
‎我也不叫霍賽提修威賀爾賓茲子爵

404
00:22:43,876 --> 00:22:46,959
‎念茲在茲的茲

405
00:22:47,043 --> 00:22:48,501
‎（劇終）

406
00:23:47,584 --> 00:23:49,584
‎字幕翻譯：林佩孜