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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎冒险旅途走几多 我给列位说一说

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‎上次说到 我在搜集钥匙

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‎钥匙找全了 然后我找到了我的骑士

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‎我们结伴回家
‎却堵在了传送口的荒野之域

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‎战马与骑士团聚 真是可喜可贺

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‎其实吧 还有几件事

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‎让我说完

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‎在裂口里潜藏着荒野王

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‎他等待着重获自由
‎而我意外将他释放

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‎我的个天呐！问题在于

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‎他带着军队 正往这里来
‎而我们也需要兵马

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‎于是 我返回人马乐园
‎希望可以征召各位一同作战

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‎你们的问题 与地下无关

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‎跑来这儿吵吵倒是怪讨厌的

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‎-湿漉漉
‎-你显然不识相

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‎可如果你四下看看

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‎就知道你们擅闯了地鼠人马的婚礼

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‎我说 拜托

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‎对哈 伙计们 这的确是场婚礼

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‎-什么？
‎-嗯 我刚反应过来

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‎-我的天啊 很抱歉
‎-有婚纱 啥啥都有

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‎不过 既然已经来了…

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‎我还是希望能征召各位一同作战

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‎-什么战？
‎-马上打响

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‎一群牛头怪正举剑往这来
‎要把这里变成火海

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‎哟 烤棉花糖夹饼？

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‎不！不是那种火 伤财害命那种

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‎我的世界里已发生了太多次
‎我们必须严阵以待

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‎所以

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‎希望我们有一同作战的荣幸

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‎如若不然 你们可能会没命

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‎反正你估计也活不了

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‎-我？
‎-小个子

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‎-她说你呢
‎-不是你 是那个

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‎说老实话 你俩都够呛

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‎-你可真行 战马！
‎-别给我添堵

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‎你把大伙儿吓个够呛 稀奇吗

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‎-你带我们来找熊人马？
‎-听着 咱们不能挑挑拣拣

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‎-每一个人都得上
‎-我可不进去

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‎-我也是
‎-我不进去

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‎你的事儿 你去 我不去

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‎他想把我纳入自己的收藏品

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‎上次你们来 除了偷就是踢

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‎踹了树 还拿走我们的好东西

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‎你说得没错 对不起

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‎踹树什么感觉？

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‎我们不知道 我们是树 不会互相踹

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‎对不起

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‎-我就说不能那么干
‎-什么？你没说 你也踢来着

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‎我们不会相互偷窃

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‎与我无关 都是战马干的

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‎我真该踹你

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‎你们要求助 我们就说“不干”

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‎-不干？
‎-不干

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‎-不干
‎-不干

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‎-不干
‎-不干

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‎-不干
‎-不干

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‎-不干
‎-不干

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‎好吧 那多谢抽出宝贵时间…吧

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‎（人马乐园）

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‎谁也不愿为守护人马乐园而战？

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‎一个也没？

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‎唉 你已经尽力了 战马

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‎往好了说 咱们搅了一场婚礼 多爽啊

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‎-那是意外
‎-战马 你没招募到一兵一卒

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‎-半苗儿也没有
‎-我知道 查德

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‎还专门唱了首募集曲
‎战马 你可够能作怪的

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‎我知道 查德！

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‎要是你不介意
‎听几句建设性批评的话…

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‎好吧 曲子我是挺喜欢的

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‎就是歌词有点刺耳

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‎你唱了很多吓人的东西
‎我现在当爹了

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‎我的世界里开战的时候
‎你以为有人给我唱歌吗？没有

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‎直接往我身上扔了副鞍子
‎往我头上绑了个喂料袋

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‎然后我就被扔下场了

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‎你猜怎么着？我没事
‎知道为什么吗？

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‎因为我们是马 我们理解的

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‎等等 伙计们 你们这儿有马人马吗？

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‎-哦 对哈
‎-又是他们啊

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‎你是指TM标人马？拜托

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‎TM标？

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‎马人马见谁告谁

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‎就为了“人马”商标

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‎-最差劲的就是他们
‎-为什么我们之前没想到？

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‎-因为他们最差劲
‎-查德 你当然会这么想

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‎跟我长得像吗？

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‎我是说 跟我刚到这儿的时候像吗？

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‎你们懂的 健硕的腿

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‎体脂率百分之一
‎脖子两侧结实的三角肌

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‎从坚实的双肩直到耳根

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‎是吧 但他们也很自恋

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‎还不是那种讨喜的人设

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‎好吧

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‎马人马确实太…

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‎难搞

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‎跟你刚来的时候差不多

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‎是啊 他们很强壮

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‎听着 如果你是去找他们
‎我就不奉陪了

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‎听起来不错 走吧

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‎愣头青

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‎搞这么一堆破墙是要干嘛？
‎没人想进去 马人马

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‎现在它可就坚不可摧了

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‎看到没？它可以防御
‎这就是战士思维

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‎你们张口闭口战士、死亡、
‎破坏什么的

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‎刺刺都睡不好觉了

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‎谁是刺刺？

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‎刺刺 我的男娃

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‎咱们能不能少说点吓人的东西？

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‎好吧

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‎你们好 TM标人马

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‎我是别处来的战马

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‎特来拜见你们的首领

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‎我就说嘛 查德的话根本没人听
‎这就是浪费时间

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‎我可不觉得

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‎嘿 你 对 说你呢

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‎对了 快进来 还有时间再撬一块

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‎再来块亮闪闪的！

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‎哇 到手了！

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‎你永远别想活捉我！

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‎太好了！

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‎宽厚的前胸！

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‎-厚实的肩膀！
‎-哦 猛男

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‎倒三角身型！

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‎这就是我…

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‎哦 不

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‎嗨

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‎我和我的族类前来…

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‎名字？

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‎战马

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‎名单上没这名字

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‎我还没说完 我是说…
‎人马乐园有什么傻名可以叫？

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‎赞玛威格贺？

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‎哈？

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‎姓氏？

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‎等等 姓氏？

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‎真的管用吗？

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‎好吧 赌一把

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‎宾斯？

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‎亲 我瞅一眼哈 后面是丝还是兹？

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‎俩都有？

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‎看看啊

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‎有了

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‎欢迎宾斯女士

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‎赞玛威格贺宾斯？真的假的？

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‎我太牛了！

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‎侍者会帮您拿…

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‎行李

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‎不 别动我！

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‎不好意思！我们可不是行李！

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‎我不介意

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‎厚实的肩膀

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‎我来对地方了

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‎惠斯特宾斯河畔查特莱的
‎赞玛威格贺宾斯家族的

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‎赞玛威格贺宾斯女子爵 前来觐见

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‎欢迎 我听说惠斯特宾斯
‎每年这时候美极了

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‎水特暖和

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‎对的 可暖和 你们的首领在哪里？

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‎我可以带您入座 女士

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‎谢谢 霹雳普多利亚

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‎安静

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‎是什么把你吓成这样？

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‎那个敲地声吗？

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‎哦 肯定是敲地声

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‎那个女孩在用脚磕地

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‎别担心 她有点紧张

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‎我说 老爹 管好你自己 好吗？

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‎臭马夫都一个德性 没一个…

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‎你说得对 抱歉

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‎听着 我能理解 我也当过马夫

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‎你雄心勃勃 想冲锋陷阵 有所建树

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‎可你也必须服从指挥

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‎你说得对 谢谢你的建议

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‎不客气 你的辫子打得不错

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‎她让我想起我的马

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‎真的吗？

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‎好奇怪 你的自荐信里

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‎说你的马更像

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‎“两颗沙滩球生的怪胎”

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‎老天

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‎你就是将军

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‎是啊 你这信里还写了不少

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‎看得人眼花缭乱

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‎这个嘛…

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‎我没见过你

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‎严格说来…我是说…

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‎好了 冷静 你没惹祸上身

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‎没戴头盔时 人们往往认不出我

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‎可它坏了 得找人修一修

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‎看来这场仗不光要在我们的世界打
‎还要在人马乐园打

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‎天呐 你居然相信我？

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‎有些人始终相信 在战前

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‎这个世界曾与别的世界互通

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‎宇宙中存在魔法的希望

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‎也是我们这些沙场莽士的动力

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‎我需要最好的战士
‎而战士需要最好的马匹

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‎贝琪归你了

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‎什么？真的吗？
‎你要把自己的马给我？

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‎它不归我 而是盖瑞的

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‎虽然已经很久没见他了

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‎谢了？

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‎先别谢我 它可挺难缠

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‎战马

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‎-亲爱的
‎-是你啊

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‎-战马
‎-我知道 嗨

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‎你们去哪里了？

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‎在后面跟行李一块儿

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‎这里的守卫出奇的松 还有…

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‎-你不用悄悄说话
‎-后屋比你想得还要脏

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‎走开！

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‎刺刺特别难受

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‎刺刺？

213
00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:53,126
‎我叫菲利普咔嚓嚓

214
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‎但你被刺中了 所以叫刺刺

215
00:11:56,876 --> 00:11:59,251
‎你可以叫我嘟宝爸

216
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‎随便 马人马就要展现实力了

217
00:12:03,876 --> 00:12:06,793
‎-公爵夫人！
‎-公爵夫人！

218
00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:10,834
‎有请公爵夫人

219
00:12:10,918 --> 00:12:13,543
‎女男爵 最最最尊贵的

220
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‎TM标人马 兰斯伯里夫人

221
00:12:23,751 --> 00:12:25,168
‎她肯定就是首领了

222
00:12:25,251 --> 00:12:29,376
‎看看他俩那厚实的肩膀

223
00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:33,834
‎脑袋比身子可小多了！

224
00:12:33,918 --> 00:12:37,001
‎那是什么？对了 重要演说

225
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‎感谢各位前来共进下午茶

226
00:12:40,668 --> 00:12:42,418
‎谁现在是个啥呀？

227
00:12:43,084 --> 00:12:47,209
‎你说得对 没人在乎喝茶
‎我们知道你们有何贵干

228
00:12:47,293 --> 00:12:51,251
‎马上到时间 看这俩大块头开斗了！

229
00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:56,334
‎伙计们 未来的同盟就要显身手了

230
00:12:56,418 --> 00:12:58,959
‎来 小哥儿们 给我上油

231
00:13:01,126 --> 00:13:02,543
‎要怎么得到那份工？

232
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‎好的

233
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‎好的

234
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‎预备

235
00:13:19,209 --> 00:13:21,584
‎对了！呃 啥？

236
00:13:26,168 --> 00:13:28,043
‎预备！

237
00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,501
‎呱唧呱唧！

238
00:13:30,584 --> 00:13:31,959
‎现在用我的双手拍！

239
00:13:32,043 --> 00:13:34,793
‎拍了拍了！

240
00:13:36,376 --> 00:13:37,626
‎哦 不会吧！

241
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:39,793
‎-好了 老家伙
‎-我看不行

242
00:13:40,959 --> 00:13:43,168
‎怎么回事？

243
00:13:43,251 --> 00:13:46,834
‎你觉得怎么样？他踩了一朵郁金香

244
00:13:46,918 --> 00:13:49,626
‎众所周知 名字也透露了

245
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‎第一个踩到郁金香的

246
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‎会输掉比赛

247
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‎再见 胸大伯！

248
00:13:56,751 --> 00:13:58,501
‎让我进去

249
00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:07,376
‎刺刺 听我说 这都不正常

250
00:14:09,459 --> 00:14:13,584
‎各归各位 进行第3032轮…

251
00:14:14,376 --> 00:14:17,918
‎怎么办？我得去扑扑漂漂室了？

252
00:14:18,543 --> 00:14:22,376
‎真新鲜 走着！

253
00:14:24,126 --> 00:14:25,543
‎好一场怪咖秀

254
00:14:25,626 --> 00:14:30,001
‎好了 查德 虽然他们玩出了格
‎但并不代表人家不会打仗

255
00:14:30,084 --> 00:14:32,043
‎我去跟她谈谈

256
00:14:35,418 --> 00:14:40,251
‎侍者！都告诉你了
‎把威格贺宾斯女士的物品

257
00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:41,876
‎放入行李房

258
00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:46,709
‎不要啊 别把我跟大伙儿的
‎值钱东西放在一处

259
00:14:47,376 --> 00:14:48,668
‎我不喜欢

260
00:14:52,168 --> 00:14:54,168
‎查德 你跑来干嘛？

261
00:14:54,251 --> 00:14:55,584
‎我了解他们

262
00:14:55,668 --> 00:14:57,751
‎可以说我们打过交道

263
00:14:58,668 --> 00:15:00,084
‎你可能需要我帮忙

264
00:15:00,168 --> 00:15:01,209
‎交道？

265
00:15:02,043 --> 00:15:04,334
‎随便吧 咱们以后再说

266
00:15:04,418 --> 00:15:07,043
‎你我吃个早午餐
‎喝个无酒精血腥玛丽啥的

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00:15:07,126 --> 00:15:09,793
‎又提早午餐 咱俩就没吃过那东西

268
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,251
‎你好 不好意思…

269
00:15:11,334 --> 00:15:13,001
‎我扑粉呢

270
00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:17,376
‎嗯 抱歉打扰 人马小姐…夫人…

271
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,626
‎得了！快得了！

272
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:23,459
‎威格贺宾斯家族一直是
‎下午茶的座上宾 都几个世纪了！

273
00:15:23,543 --> 00:15:26,668
‎叫我名字就好

274
00:15:27,501 --> 00:15:28,334
‎那好吧

275
00:15:29,459 --> 00:15:31,293
‎再来个人马世界的傻名字

276
00:15:31,376 --> 00:15:35,459
‎马伦杰拉？

277
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,418
‎啊？哦 叫我呐！

278
00:15:39,543 --> 00:15:41,543
‎你说对了！马伦杰拉

279
00:15:42,584 --> 00:15:44,293
‎棒！我今天状态超好

280
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:46,793
‎我认识那东西 妈妈！

281
00:15:46,876 --> 00:15:48,376
‎她这是跟你说话呢？

282
00:15:48,459 --> 00:15:50,043
‎-马兰德鲁！
‎-不会吧

283
00:15:50,126 --> 00:15:53,376
‎马兰德鲁！

284
00:15:54,126 --> 00:15:55,543
‎怎么了 奶奶？

285
00:15:55,626 --> 00:15:58,501
‎恶魔

286
00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:02,543
‎过来看看！是查德里克！

287
00:16:02,626 --> 00:16:07,543
‎我是说查德里克查德沃德查德灵顿
‎查德森查德小伙儿

288
00:16:07,626 --> 00:16:11,001
‎-我了个…
‎-欢迎回来 朋友

289
00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:14,251
‎还滑溜溜的！

290
00:16:14,334 --> 00:16:17,084
‎伙计 她摸我！

291
00:16:17,168 --> 00:16:19,043
‎伙计 我们需要他们帮忙

292
00:16:19,126 --> 00:16:20,418
‎淡定

293
00:16:21,584 --> 00:16:25,918
‎人马世界需要你 并不是哪里
‎都有这样的铜墙铁壁抵御侵袭

294
00:16:26,001 --> 00:16:29,168
‎你是说那些穷鬼？他们当然没有

295
00:16:29,251 --> 00:16:31,793
‎他们穷！所以才叫这个名字

296
00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:35,418
‎我们可不会瞎起名

297
00:16:35,918 --> 00:16:38,043
‎快看 一幅画

298
00:16:38,126 --> 00:16:39,418
‎还会动

299
00:16:39,501 --> 00:16:41,418
‎你们每一个都身强力壮

300
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:45,043
‎还有这么多武器 城池固若金汤

301
00:16:45,126 --> 00:16:49,084
‎可以加以利用 帮助人马世界

302
00:16:49,668 --> 00:16:52,626
‎有一个词 这叫特权！

303
00:16:53,918 --> 00:16:55,543
‎再说了 我真的可以吗？

304
00:16:56,334 --> 00:17:00,418
‎是的 没有你的帮助
‎人马世界人人都会没命

305
00:17:00,501 --> 00:17:05,459
‎你的意思是 如果我不利用我的特权

306
00:17:05,543 --> 00:17:08,834
‎贱民会变少？

307
00:17:08,918 --> 00:17:09,793
‎是的

308
00:17:10,584 --> 00:17:11,584
‎成交！

309
00:17:11,668 --> 00:17:13,334
‎看见没？差劲

310
00:17:13,418 --> 00:17:15,876
‎来人 看着点我的帽子

311
00:17:16,626 --> 00:17:20,584
‎常言说 特权越大 权力越大

312
00:17:20,668 --> 00:17:24,918
‎话虽如此 这日子也不容易

313
00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:25,876
‎好吧？

314
00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:27,043
‎你可能以为

315
00:17:27,126 --> 00:17:30,418
‎我们在城内嬉戏 消磨时光

316
00:17:30,501 --> 00:17:31,334
‎没错！

317
00:17:32,209 --> 00:17:34,501
‎但特权其实是一种负担

318
00:17:36,168 --> 00:17:40,501
‎就算是如此高墙
‎大战临门 也无法抵挡

319
00:17:40,584 --> 00:17:43,584
‎你们都是马 仗该打还得打

320
00:17:43,668 --> 00:17:45,834
‎行了 你这是浪费时间 听着

321
00:17:45,918 --> 00:17:49,251
‎你们可以继续饭菜吃七道
‎穿束身衣 戴光鲜的高帽

322
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:52,293
‎-穿泡泡裙 戴扑粉的假发
‎-你大胆

323
00:17:52,376 --> 00:17:55,334
‎过不了多久 牛头怪就来捣乱
‎把这金銮殿砸个稀烂

324
00:17:55,418 --> 00:17:57,209
‎拿你当烤猪 往火上架

325
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:58,293
‎-查德！
‎-干嘛？

326
00:17:58,376 --> 00:18:03,084
‎我们上门求人帮忙
‎而你只想着自己的立场

327
00:18:03,168 --> 00:18:05,626
‎任他们有高墙 任他们打球

328
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:06,959
‎手舞足蹈 踩花踩草

329
00:18:07,043 --> 00:18:10,459
‎一大堆香槟酒杯
‎叮叮咣咣 没完没了

330
00:18:10,543 --> 00:18:12,959
‎杯盘劈劈啪啪 酒会礼服 餐桌讲究

331
00:18:13,043 --> 00:18:16,334
‎乡村俱乐部噩梦槌球
‎真希望牛头怪来了把他们…

332
00:18:16,418 --> 00:18:19,543
‎诶哟哟 看这时间

333
00:18:19,626 --> 00:18:22,626
‎多好听的歌儿 真希望你一直唱

334
00:18:22,709 --> 00:18:27,834
‎这是我的荣幸

335
00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:42,126
‎那 你是愿意 还是…

336
00:18:42,209 --> 00:18:45,668
‎-我看不太出来
‎-什么？哦 抱歉

337
00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:47,834
‎我刚进入快速眼动睡眠

338
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:51,126
‎答案是 不愿意

339
00:18:52,168 --> 00:18:53,584
‎害我白折腾 多谢

340
00:18:53,668 --> 00:18:57,793
‎嘿 马兰德鲁 我知道
‎你就躲在屏风后 笨蛋

341
00:18:58,376 --> 00:19:01,001
‎我就是跟你说一声
‎你的棒棒糖在我手上

342
00:19:01,501 --> 00:19:05,001
‎我要把它带走 因为报应最不爽！

343
00:19:06,626 --> 00:19:09,043
‎我俩同岁你知道吧？小屁孩长不大

344
00:19:14,293 --> 00:19:16,709
‎侍者把您的行李取出来了 女士

345
00:19:18,459 --> 00:19:19,293
‎打给我哟

346
00:19:20,043 --> 00:19:21,459
‎真是一败涂地

347
00:19:21,543 --> 00:19:25,668
‎我知道 你们早就告诉过我
‎我不想听马后炮

348
00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:28,209
‎也不尽然

349
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,668
‎看看谁终于睡着了

350
00:19:33,584 --> 00:19:35,751
‎得给他打点抗生素

351
00:19:36,251 --> 00:19:38,918
‎说真的 为什么骑士的刀
‎还插在上面？

352
00:19:40,001 --> 00:19:43,668
‎看吧？你们净说什么打仗的事

353
00:19:43,751 --> 00:19:47,334
‎等我带他远离纷争 他终于睡觉觉了

354
00:19:47,418 --> 00:19:51,501
‎不是 我知道感染长啥样
‎好像很严重的样子

355
00:19:51,584 --> 00:19:56,501
‎乍眼一看

356
00:19:56,584 --> 00:19:58,918
‎我们并不相像

357
00:20:02,543 --> 00:20:07,834
‎如果你和我一样 我是说
‎这绝对不是虚妄

358
00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:14,959
‎也许你会害怕 自己要被迫上战场

359
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:23,293
‎你可能已经饱经战火

360
00:20:23,376 --> 00:20:28,168
‎日久天长 已经忘了是为什么结果

361
00:20:29,751 --> 00:20:34,751
‎盔甲无法保护你 免受内心恐惧折磨

362
00:20:35,293 --> 00:20:40,459
‎战火就在眼前
‎已经没有地方可以藏躲

363
00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:44,793
‎但你没事

364
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:50,126
‎你很好

365
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:58,543
‎我会永远陪伴

366
00:20:58,626 --> 00:21:00,959
‎让你免受纷扰

367
00:21:03,084 --> 00:21:05,834
‎我会留下

368
00:21:08,293 --> 00:21:11,084
‎我的小家伙

369
00:21:14,168 --> 00:21:21,168
‎和你在一起

370
00:21:25,793 --> 00:21:27,251
‎我的小家伙

371
00:21:27,334 --> 00:21:30,834
‎儿子变成了父亲

372
00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:32,959
‎谢谢

373
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,376
‎伙计们 我们被盯上了

374
00:21:37,209 --> 00:21:40,043
‎是城里那些猥琐的马人马

375
00:21:40,126 --> 00:21:41,209
‎哇 冷静点

376
00:21:41,293 --> 00:21:44,084
‎吸溜只是…

377
00:21:45,168 --> 00:21:46,251
‎一种违抗性障碍

378
00:21:46,334 --> 00:21:49,834
‎我无法控制
‎我们为和平而来 愿和你们一起作战

379
00:21:50,751 --> 00:21:51,668
‎抱歉

380
00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:54,834
‎不是我 别往心里去

381
00:21:55,918 --> 00:21:56,751
‎什么？

382
00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:01,418
‎我们听到你说要保护人马世界

383
00:22:02,251 --> 00:22:03,084
‎我们加入

384
00:22:03,168 --> 00:22:05,959
‎-来吧！打仗去
‎-谁想打仗？

385
00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:11,001
‎好 你们数目众多 也算个优势

386
00:22:11,084 --> 00:22:13,084
‎还有我们这一身疾病

387
00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:17,334
‎好吧 虽然我没往那边想

388
00:22:18,418 --> 00:22:19,668
‎但欢迎加入

389
00:22:27,751 --> 00:22:30,209
‎赞麻 这黑灯瞎火的

390
00:22:30,293 --> 00:22:34,001
‎你说咱们赶得上下午茶
‎和郁金香舞步吗？

391
00:22:34,084 --> 00:22:36,168
‎当然赶得上 赞玛

392
00:22:36,251 --> 00:22:39,876
‎大老远从惠斯特宾斯河畔
‎查特莱来 咱可不会白跑一趟

393
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:43,793
‎不然我就不是赞麻威格贺宾斯子爵

394
00:22:43,876 --> 00:22:46,959
‎丝兹都有！

395
00:22:47,043 --> 00:22:48,501
‎（完）

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