♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
-[grunts] -Mmm.
[Wammawink] ♪ In Centaurworld ♪
-[neighing] -[vocalizing]
[squeaks]
Ow! [whimpering] Ow!
-[grunting] -[squawking]
Don't do that! [grunts]
[whalesong]
[yelps]
Freedom!
[grunts]
Thanks for the ride. [chuckles]
[Whaletaur] Thanks for trusting I wouldn't digest your memories
-while you were inside me. -Wait. Who are you again?
-Ha! Just kidding. -[Centaurs laugh]
Ched said something funny.
What did you do to him?
-Want a hand getting back in that water? -[Whaletaur] No, I'm good.
Just, you know, please go. It's easier when no one's looking at me.
[grunting]
[panting]
[grunts]
[ethereal music playing]
[high-pitched ringing]
-Well, we're here. [laughs] -[snorts]
Let's take a moment to consider how far we've--
[Whaletaur grunting]
To consider how far we've--
[grunting]
-To consider how far we've-- -[loud splash]
[Whaletaur] Made it! I'm good, guys.
-To consider how far we've-- -Where's Waterbaby?
She said she was gonna give us the last piece of the key, so where is she?
Are you kidding me?
Tell me somebody worked out a system for letting her know we're here.
-[high-pitched ringing] -Dude, can you shut that thing off?
[screams, gasps]
My nuggets!
-[rumbling] -[all] Oh!
-[whooshing] -[chittering]
Oh-ho-ho! That should get Waterbaby's attention.
-[grunting] -[Ched grunting]
[groaning]
Okay. So, now what?
Well, we, we, we, we wait.
We wait for Waterbaby,
and we enjoy what time…
what little… [laughs] little time we have left with you-- Horse!
[snoring]
She's sleeping? What-- How could she sleep at a moment like this?
Well, yeah. I mean, she's super tired.
And think about all the travelin' and singin'
and wild stuff we've been doin'.
Her body changed, even. It's crazy.
She probably wants to be all rested before she meets her actual best friend.
Hoo-whee!
This must really suck for you.
I mean, I would be a hot mess
if my buddy for fancy frolicking was to walk into that Rift
and go back to her old life.
Then I was never gonna ever see
her perfect hair balled up in scrunchies ever again.
Wait. I--
Ever, ever never again.
Wammawink, in your whole life!
Until you die.
And even after you die.
Also.
-You're a great friend. -[quavering]
Horse! Get up!
[laughing hysterically]
[snorts]
According to the rules of Centaurworld outlined in this ancient scripture,
we have a lot to do before you go.
-Uh, what? -Number one. Reflections.
-Ooh! -We reflect on our time together.
[grunts] Hard pass.
Ooh!
I have a short poem I would like to recite for Horse.
[chuckling] Ooh!
There once was a Centaur named Wenis
Okay. That's time. [laughs] Ched, would you like to go next?
Once upon a time, a horse showed up. We all had to deal with horse stink.
Ched had a lot of great ideas, but everybody ignored him
'cause their brains were soft from horse fumes.
Bunch of times we almost died, but didn't 'cause she was there.
That's cool. Whatever.
Just like all horses, Horse was gross,
lousy, and really bad at stuff.
You know what? Whatever. Horse was a great friend.
And… And a hero. And a beacon of unflagging integrity.
-And you know what? I hate this game! -Ah! Thank you, Ched. That was beautiful.
Who's next?
Oh, oh, oh, me. Me, me, me.
I've prepared a presentation in anticipation of this moment. [inhales]
Time's kind of tight, Zulius.
Can we watch your little slideshow after Horse is gone?
"My little slideshow"?
How dare you?
Ah! Virgin mojito.
I'm leaving!
[cackles] I'm back. I can't leave you. Hello.
Okay. Well, that was very on-brand, Zulius.
Glendale?
I think I could sum up our journey chronologically with my tummy stuff.
♪ I'd like to show you my collection ♪
♪ These shiny things I kinda stole ♪
Mm, don't tell now.
♪ Tchotchkes from every direction ♪
♪ I stole them And I put them in my tummy hole ♪
Hey! You know what else I stole?
I stole this song! Yeah, I done stole it from the Beartaur!
Fortune cookie!
"A close friend will soon become a father."
[gasps] Wow.
I'm going to be a baby!
Can Waterbaby's houseboat even fit through there?
My turn! Okay. [chuckles]
I was going to sing a song, but it's fine.
Should've prepared a backup, but… No. You know what? Two songs is fine.
Mine will be different.
Goodbye, Horsey. Here is a song I made. It's for you.
[floor squeaking]
This is the story of Comfortable Doug,
hero of his own life, rhyme, and verse.
And now he can talk about himself in the third person.
Come forth and give love to Comfortable Doug.
That's me.
♪ When I look back upon the story Of my life ♪
-♪ Life ♪ -♪ I find I'm not a hero ♪
-♪ I'm the best supporting actor ♪ -♪ Actor ♪
-♪ I never found a husband or a wife ♪ -♪ Wife ♪
♪ Never found a thing to love Or something to go after ♪
-♪ After ♪ -[whimpering]
♪ My life, it was no fairy tale As a night guard in the Moletaur jail ♪
♪ Jail ♪
♪ But then I came above ground ♪
-♪ To feel the sun ♪ -♪ So bright ♪
♪ I won the sash In Johnny Teatime's Be Best Competition ♪
-♪ First place ♪ -♪ I can't return to prison life ♪
-♪ With the earthworms, the bugs ♪ -♪ So nasty ♪
♪ I'm the hero of my story now I'm Comfortable Doug ♪
♪ I'm Comfortable Doug ♪
♪ Comfortable Doug ♪
♪ I'm Comfortable Comfortable, Comfortable Doug ♪
♪ I'm Comfortable Doug ♪
♪ Comfortable Doug ♪
♪ I'm Comfortable Comfortable, Comfortable Doug ♪
♪ Yes ♪
You know, I've always been called Comfortable Doug.
Because that's my name.
But recently, I became Comfortable Doug.
And I want to share with you all
that you could be comfortable as well.
Just ask the Glitter Cats. Glitter Cats.
-[both] Yes? -Are you comfortable?
[both] Yes, we're comfortable.
[Wammawink] What are they doing here?
Doug, we're trying to have some alone time with Horse before--
Or just ask Sunfish Merguy. Sunfish Merguy.
-Yeah? -Are you comfortable?
Yeah. Fairly comfortable, thanks.
-[grunts] -Or just ask Gebbrey.
-Gebbrey. -Uh?
I know life is hard as a vegetable. But are you comfortable?
I'm not a vegetable. I'm a tree.
And I'm not comfortable. I'm cold.
Well, if you had a jacket, you would be otherwise?
Okay, look. Don't get weird on me with details.
My point is, none of us are comfortable until we are all comfortable. And I'm…
[all] ♪ Comfortable Comfortable, Comfortable Doug ♪
♪ I'm Comfortable Doug Comfortable Doug ♪
♪ I'm Comfortable, Comfortable ♪
♪ Comfortable Doug Yeah ♪
Are you some sort of god?
No, I am not, fart neck.
Am I?
Be comfortable.
You know what's really comfortable?
Footie pajamas!
Which we will now knit for Horse as a group.
That way, she'll remember us whenever she sleeps.
[chuckles nervously] Well, footie pajamas aren't super practical in wartime.
It's settled, then! Herd, assemble!
[whimpering]
Wait. Are we really doing this?
[suspenseful music playing]
[Horse grunting]
[laughing] You know, knitting is just like friendship.
There's no mistake you can't fix. [laughs]
You just jab stuff with needles until you're happy.
And if you do it right, it never leaves you.
-Hello! -[pompous music playing]
So sorry I'm late.
-[beeps] -[loud splash]
Waterbaby!
We were just bonding by trapping-- Knitting Horse into these pajamas.
[laughs, grunts]
-Wanna help? -Oh no, no.
Sweetheart, there's no time.
We gotta get this baby girl through the Rift.
Only I call her that.
-Okay, okay. Horse. -Mm-hmm?
Hand me the thing. We don't have much time.
[whimpering, grunts]
Um, fine. If we can't finish the PJs,
we can at least sing our traditional Centaurworld before-you-go song.
It's basically mandatory for when we see someone off.
I don't remember that song.
Well, no one's ever left us before!
[squeals, laughs]
♪ This will take just a minute This will only take second of your time ♪
♪ I see you're heading out But need I remind you ♪
♪ That we haven't technically Said goodbye yet ♪
♪ Just wait for a moment ♪
♪ Centaurworld has rules By which we must abide ♪
♪ Things to do before you leave our side Like magicking a bunch of tiny teapots ♪
♪ 'Cause teapots are a thing Everybody needs, right? ♪
♪ Oh, before you go ♪
♪ You kind of owe ♪
♪ A bit of quality time with friends Who likely won't see you again ♪
But I--
♪ Oh, before you go ♪
♪ There are a few traditions Bobs and bits ♪
♪ And kindnesses to show, like… ♪
-Like? -[laughs] Yes!
Yes. Like, uh… [gasps]
♪ Farewell toasts in secret places All while making tiny faces ♪
♪ Catch Fishtaurs in the stream Using Ched as bait ♪
I didn't agree to this.
♪ Choreograph friendship dances Group crochets, bye prances ♪
♪ Sewing tiny hats While journaling our dreams ♪
Wammawink, I gotta go.
-Yeah, but there's, like, more. -Oh.
♪ Decorating Gigglecakes Magicking a jelly lake ♪
♪ Something-- Whatever ♪
♪ We make burnt offerings to Trebbor ♪
-Who's he? -A friend or something.
♪ Then we shoot tiny versions of ourselves From our hooves ♪
Okay, I'm gonna start walkin' this way.
♪ And so ♪
♪ Before you go Just thought you ought to know ♪
♪ That some of us have not accepted You're leaving ♪
♪ And they're not prepared for grieving ♪
[sighs]
I am going to miss you so much, Horse.
I know.
I'm gonna miss you, too.
[tiny Wammawinks screaming]
All of you.
I never would've made it here if it wasn't for this herd.
Thank you for everything you've done for me.
-But especially you. -It was nothin', baby girl.
-No, it was a ton-- It was a lot. -[whimpering]
-I've gotta agree with Ched on this one. -Finally.
Hey, group hug!
I wish we could make this moment last forever.
All right. Break it up!
It's time to let Horse complete her journey.
Everyone, step back a few feet. This might get weird.
[whooshing]
♪ Follow the road ♪
♪ Commune with the Shamans ♪
♪ Convince each one Of what needs to be done ♪
♪ And each shard That they guard will be yours ♪
♪ The fragments required To open dimensional doors ♪
♪ At the rifts between the worlds I will meet you ♪
♪ To form ♪
♪ The key ♪
[whooshing]
Ready?
Remember to let us know that you made it through in one piece!
[sweeping orchestral music playing]
[squeaking]
[grunting]
[whimpers]
Oh no! She's going to land on the other side completely nude!
Ha-ha! Nude. Naked Horse butt.
[whooshing]
Hello?
[whooshing]
Huh?
Rider! [panting]
[snarling]
[roars]
[gasps]
[panting]
Rider?
[gentle music playing]
Rider?
[panting] Rider!
[laughs] Rider!
Uh--
Rider, it's me.
♪ You're okay ♪
♪ You're all right ♪
♪ I'll never ever leave your side ♪
♪ I will stay ♪
♪ I will fight ♪
[sighs]
♪ With you ♪
[joyful music playing]
♪ It's you It's really you ♪
♪ I can't believe it There's so much I wanna say ♪
♪ Too much I-- Oh, by the way ♪
♪ I talk now That's something new ♪
♪ That's something we will get to later But first ♪
♪ Let me just enjoy this moment ♪
♪ When meeting in the middle ♪
♪ It's you It's really you ♪
♪ Despite the changes I would know you anywhere ♪
♪ The voice, the face, the hair Might all be different ♪
♪ But you're still you ♪
♪ And all I wanna do is Hold you close again ♪
[both] ♪ I have journeyed from so far To meet you in the middle ♪
♪ 'Cause I've been searching for you ♪
♪ And I was so afraid That I would lose my place ♪
♪ And our memories would fade Or you'd move on somehow ♪
♪ And I'd lose my closest family ♪
-♪ I have been searching ♪ -♪ I have been searching ♪
[both] ♪ And I knew That you were searching for me ♪
♪ I wondered What if I forget your face? ♪
♪ I know And what if you move on without me? ♪
[both] ♪ What if I found the way back ♪
[sighs]
♪ But you weren't there? ♪
-♪ It's you ♪ -♪ It's really you ♪
♪ Feels like I'm dreaming But now finally you're here ♪ [sniffles]
♪ I never ever wanna See you disappear again ♪
♪ Now that you're near to me ♪
[both] ♪ I promise That I'll never let you go ♪
Horse, I can't believe it! I mean, I-- Gosh, I have a million questions.
And you have so many of those-- So many.
-What are these? -I'll explain. I'll explain everything.
You're right. Yes. Let's get you home.
Whoa.
How did you find this place?
When I was captured by the Minotaurs, I was held prisoner at a camp near here.
I escaped, took them all out, and chased the last guard into the portal.
Then I found you.
It's like fate brought us back together again.
[solemn music playing]
[bird cawing]
Wow.
I forgot how bad it is here.
So much devastation.
Now that you're back, we can bring the Artifact to the General.
[sighs] I don't have it. It's back in Centaurworld.
Centaurworld?
Oh no! I was supposed to let Wammawink know that I made it here!
Wamma-what?
I promised my friends I'd pop my head through the Rift for a second
to tell them I made it through.
Your friends?
I'll explain on the way.
Oh no. They're probably really worried.
Well, she's fine. Let's go.
I got a sports massage in half an hour. Jeffica said she could get the knots out.
No, Ched. We're waiting for Horse to let us know that she made it.
Did you say Jeffica?
But how can you tell if a bird face is handsome?
Ched's not a bird. He's a Birdtaur. And the handsome face was a human face.
-That part is clear, right? -No part of that was clear.
Don't worry, toots. It'll all make sense in the end.
[plays drums]
I don't know why I felt compelled to do that.
Also, my tail talks now.
But it doesn't say what I think. It just tells jokes. [chuckles]
-[whooshing] -[gasps] Ahh!
Maybe we should go back.
I haven't told them I'm okay.
They wouldn't lock the door unless something was wrong.
[dramatic music playing]
Did you just snap shut this world's only butt flap
to the Bummer Dimension?
I did what I had to do.
My magic isn't working.
You can have the key.
They just wanna make sure their friend made it through. Open the door.
[panting, grunting]
-Where is it? -Horse, the other one's closed, too.
What?
Just open the door.
How can you say that? Do you understand what you're suggesting?
Please, listen.
You know what is locked in there.
Yeah, Horse.
An unspeakable evil.
Yeah, Horse. And we wanna know she's okay.
I mean, they do. I don't really care. But tell us.
What if she didn't make it to the other side?
One horse is a small price to pay.
If he is freed, he will not rest until both worlds are destroyed.
I'm sorry.
[panting, grunting]
-We're trapped in here. -[snarling]
What is that?
[eerie voices] ♪ Hush now Hide, all you little ones ♪
♪ Rush now Into the middle of nowhere ♪
♪ Singing and laughter will die ♪
♪ Dreamless sleep Follows the Nowhere King ♪
♪ When his kingdom comes Darkness is nigh ♪
-[snarls] -[Horse gasps]
♪ Quiet Crawl through the in-between ♪
♪ Silent Secretive feeling of fearsome hatred ♪
♪ That reaches the skies ♪
♪ You will bring joy to the Nowhere King ♪
-♪ When he sees the light ♪ -[retches]
♪ Leaving your eyes ♪
[snarling]
You…
[ominous music playing]