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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎每天凌晨兩點半，滴哩滴、滴哩嘟

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‎貓人馬以選美之姿昂首闊步
‎香草在烘焙區

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‎戴著圍巾、戴著帽子

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‎一點點、小貓咪
‎碎甜甜圈配牛奶更好吃

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‎我們要爭奪魔法與絲綢做成的肩帶

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‎強尼杯杯住在杯子裡

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‎我們都是多趾貓，給你比個讚

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‎我們只喜歡臉蛋漂亮的人馬

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‎軟得像貓咪心的毛皮

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‎藍綠色與查特酒綠是最高檔的顏色

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‎貓人馬最愛的飲料是果汁

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‎日常事物什麼最強？
‎豆莢、海濱小屋、大搖大擺

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‎就是要漂漂亮亮，誰有高跟鞋…

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‎-要再來一隻嗎？
‎-滴哩不要

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‎我說過他們會很浮誇

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‎他們討厭鞋子，你們幹嘛那樣看我？

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‎我遠遠地就感受到你們對我有意見

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‎沒事，我們不是有意見，只是…
‎那是髮捲嗎？

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‎總之，貓人馬谷到了

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‎我認識這裡的巫師，真有他的

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‎我們偷走鑰匙片快閃吧

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‎來吧

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‎不行，我們剛出獄，所以不准偷東西

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‎誰都不准

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‎妳弄痛我了

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‎看來宙力士在這裡發生過事情

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‎但我想他認識巫師是好事
‎嘟寶鹿，對嗎？

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‎算了，你根本沒在聽我說話

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‎什麼？

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‎不重要，平常就沒人聽我說話

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‎在人馬樂園

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‎我的電視天線都彎了

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‎這讓我想到
‎知道我最討厭汽車電話哪裡嗎？

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‎好

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‎我先閃了，我不喜歡貓

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‎好，我們得繼續前進
‎宙力士，我們去哪裡找巫師？

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‎妳沒聽到他們的話嗎？
‎每天凌晨兩點半…

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‎滴哩滴、滴哩嘟

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‎好，閃，臭貓，給我滾

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‎你們光鮮亮麗，卻沒有靈魂

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‎好，冷靜點

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‎你現在改穿睡袍了嗎…

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‎“你現在改穿睡袍了嗎？”
‎對，這是睡袍，很舒適

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‎巫師在哪裡？

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‎妳是說強尼杯杯？

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‎主辦強尼杯杯選美比賽那位？

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‎他們天天比賽，而巫師強尼杯杯

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‎會選出優勝者，不管優勝者夠不夠格

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‎不管你有多努力
‎但優勝者能把肩帶帶回家

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‎肩帶是斜的帶子，要去參加派對

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‎他們每天都比賽？

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‎是的

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‎我們每天都比賽

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‎以前貓谷無災無難

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‎但大戰帶來死亡與貓難

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‎我們得設法療傷
‎用選美與熱情掩飾痛苦

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‎每隻貓人馬都很兇悍
‎他們的表達方式各自不同

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‎我們在走道上搔首弄姿，大玩貓把戲

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‎我們每天都進行

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‎我今晚一定會贏得肩帶

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‎就等強尼看到我大戰毛線球

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‎不，我要把肩帶帶回家
‎就等強尼今天聽到我的厲害

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‎我狂練鋼琴，聽好了

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‎就等我彈奏

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‎誰會將肩帶帶回家？只有強尼能決定

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‎-這是戴文
‎-嗨

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‎他是我的教練

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‎他要教我表演手勢

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‎我整天替人將假髮黏頭上
‎很噁心，但能賺生活費

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‎我來唱歌

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‎-我是亮亮
‎-我是麗麗

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‎我們是亮麗雙貓

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‎-我有很多帽子
‎-他有很多帽子

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‎-我全帶來了
‎-他全帶來了

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‎-我全戴上了
‎-他戴著帽子

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‎-我戴了所有的帽子
‎-他所有的帽子

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‎-大概有50頂
‎-多少頂？

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‎-50頂
‎-好多帽子

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‎誰會將肩帶帶回家？只有強尼能決定

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‎我們每天都進行

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‎太棒了！

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‎大家，我找到一張海報

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‎上面說他們每天都進行

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‎嘟寶鹿，對

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‎他們剛剛唱了一整首歌，你也在場

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‎是我誤會，還是他在慢慢精神崩潰？

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‎等等，等一下

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‎我的鑰匙片

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‎那不是貓人馬的命運嗎？

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‎我想回家該不會得參加

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‎愚蠢、輕浮的雷射秀選美會

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‎非常輕浮，對，到底誰會…

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‎看啊，戰馬，是妳的鑰匙片

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‎宙力士，巫師呢？我沒空胡鬧

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‎所以，嗨

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‎巫師其實在破舊的廟塔上

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‎但強尼杯杯不會送掉肩帶

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‎妳得比贏才能得到

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‎怎麼回事？

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‎我的全身像著火一樣

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‎事情是這樣的
‎戰馬不知道我有神奇的能力

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‎能讓時間靜止並帶給你私人八卦，嗨

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‎副作用？

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‎有時會造成周遭的人覺得身體火燒

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‎我稱之為熱卦症

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‎我還在研究，可能會改名稱

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‎別再弄了！好痛

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‎-巫師在哪裡？
‎-好，我本來要說的

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‎我有時能幫上忙，因為我想要有深度

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‎肩帶在上面

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‎但強尼不會讓妳…嘿！

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‎我警告過妳了

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‎爬這麼多階梯是必要的

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‎我的鑰匙片！

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‎喔耶

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‎哈囉

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‎天啊

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‎你真可愛

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‎我懂宙力士為什麼不喜歡你了
‎他眼紅

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‎對吧？

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‎你這小可愛

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‎對，你是

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‎總之，我得拿那個鑰匙片

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‎我也不參加你的蠢比賽

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‎所以我直接拿走，好嗎？

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‎你明明很可愛啊

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‎別以為那是在飛
‎因為那絕對不是，戰馬

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‎妳不會飛

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‎拿可愛當武器？

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‎他不會吧

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‎戰馬，這樣真的好嗎？

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‎好，現在聽著

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‎好，強尼，我盡力了

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‎-戰馬，肩帶不能硬拿
‎-我知道

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‎這表示有人得…

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‎去贏得肩帶嗎？

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‎我完全沒準備，但如果有人…

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‎下等人，你們好

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‎謝謝

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‎謝謝，沒錯，在下是現任冠軍健健美

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‎健健美

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‎我的天啊

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‎別鼓掌了

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‎沒有人覺得厲害

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‎看看貓拖了什麼進…

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‎拖了什麼進來

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‎亮亮、麗麗、健健美

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‎宙力士

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‎-亮亮
‎-麗麗

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‎嘟寶鹿

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‎這是怎樣？

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‎你們有什麼過節？是怎麼認識的？

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‎好

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‎誰？他？我不認識他

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‎如果他想看肩帶，那沒問題

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‎你能看，但不能摸，你一定明白

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‎冠軍要保護肩帶不落入下等人手裡

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‎一定有誤會，你不認識我

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‎我想看肩帶就會請你給我看

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‎不如我贏得肩帶更好，讓你屈居第二

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‎就等我在強尼杯杯選美比賽拿第一

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‎可惡，健健美

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‎這傢伙一副認識你的模樣

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‎我不認識、不認識、不認識他

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‎我不認識、不認識、不認識他

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‎-我們不認識彼此
‎-你一副認識模樣

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‎我發誓不認識，但我無法證明

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‎我沒來過貓谷，聽說夏天很棒

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‎我要將肩帶帶回家，那可能慘了

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‎對你們來說是吧？

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‎我不認識、不認識、不認識他

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‎我不認識、不認識他

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‎抱歉，我一定是聽錯了

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‎你休想贏走我的肩帶

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‎選美比賽專門為年輕靈魂而設

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‎你們無法參賽，因為年紀太老

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‎他說老嗎？

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‎你知道嗎？我認真覺得他們認識

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‎我因為年紀被取消資格？

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‎好，年齡限制幾歲？

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‎就你這年紀，管他幾歲
‎這是為了大家好

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‎我們不希望上次的事再發生，對吧？

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‎你是說你偷走我的亮麗雙貓嗎？

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‎嗨，亮亮、麗麗

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‎宙力士

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‎嘟寶鹿？

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‎對，她們只追隨贏家

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‎亮亮、麗麗

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‎嘟寶鹿

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‎所以如果宙力士太老…

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‎宙力士太什麼？

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‎如果宙力士不符資格

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‎那你們其中一個…

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‎好，我參加吧

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‎-什麼？
‎-什麼？

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‎我不喜歡，但我得設法回家找騎士

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‎來，我們有很多事要做

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‎健健美等於是毀了我的體育館表演

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‎他直接把亮麗雙貓搶走

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‎亮亮跟麗麗是我打造的

202
00:11:46,584 --> 00:11:50,543
‎這就是她們報答我的方式？
‎她們有一個有疥癬

203
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:52,876
‎我就不跟妳說是誰了，是亮亮

204
00:11:53,501 --> 00:11:56,209
‎宙力士，你得放下這件事

205
00:11:56,293 --> 00:11:58,209
‎告訴我要怎麼贏比賽

206
00:11:58,293 --> 00:12:01,626
‎對，妳非贏不可

207
00:12:01,709 --> 00:12:05,626
‎我知道，這樣我才能拿到鑰匙片

208
00:12:05,709 --> 00:12:06,668
‎沒錯

209
00:12:06,751 --> 00:12:11,001
‎我得回敬健健美，妳得回敬騎士

210
00:12:11,084 --> 00:12:14,168
‎沒有，我是得回去找騎士

211
00:12:15,626 --> 00:12:20,376
‎所以妳們是朋友
‎那報仇身體是怎麼回事？

212
00:12:20,459 --> 00:12:21,834
‎遜咖，聽好了

213
00:12:21,918 --> 00:12:25,626
‎-是健健美，他比你們優秀
‎-謝謝亮麗雙貓

214
00:12:25,709 --> 00:12:29,876
‎好，該上台挑戰第一回合了

215
00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:32,293
‎拜託教我怎麼做

216
00:12:34,293 --> 00:12:36,668
‎妳覺得自己很重要，真可愛

217
00:12:39,293 --> 00:12:43,293
‎大家好，歡迎來到強尼杯杯選美比賽

218
00:12:43,376 --> 00:12:45,001
‎也歡迎參賽者

219
00:12:45,084 --> 00:12:48,584
‎索克佩斯多、果凍夫人、斑斑

220
00:12:50,668 --> 00:12:52,959
‎-亮亮、麗麗
‎-健健美

221
00:12:53,043 --> 00:12:55,626
‎她是誰？

222
00:12:56,834 --> 00:12:58,418
‎我想是一匹馬吧？

223
00:12:59,543 --> 00:13:00,626
‎我不認識她

224
00:13:01,209 --> 00:13:05,209
‎我不知道戰馬行不行，我緊張死了

225
00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:08,834
‎戰馬蒸發的可能性比贏賽大

226
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:12,001
‎等等，我們能讓馬蒸發嗎？
‎那就太棒了

227
00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:13,459
‎大家聽好了

228
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,376
‎如果我們大聲歡呼，戰馬就會贏

229
00:13:17,626 --> 00:13:18,709
‎我可以歡呼

230
00:13:18,793 --> 00:13:21,043
‎二、四、六、九

231
00:13:21,126 --> 00:13:25,043
‎戰馬的骨頭形成高級脊椎

232
00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:26,418
‎加油，戰馬

233
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,168
‎-妳好棒
‎-對，戰馬

234
00:13:28,751 --> 00:13:31,126
‎這是什麼？我現在要做什麼？

235
00:13:31,209 --> 00:13:35,334
‎比賽要等到妳從繩子下來才能開始
‎往下滑

236
00:13:36,418 --> 00:13:38,209
‎像這樣嗎？

237
00:13:39,668 --> 00:13:42,918
‎我們天天都做，我卻還是得解釋程序

238
00:13:43,001 --> 00:13:47,168
‎參賽者要激烈競爭搶分

239
00:13:47,251 --> 00:13:50,293
‎優勝者要跟我對決

240
00:13:50,376 --> 00:13:53,043
‎-健健美
‎-爭奪肩帶跟這個寶貝

241
00:13:53,126 --> 00:13:54,209
‎寶貝

242
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:58,543
‎好，首先是最佳手作貓舔髮型

243
00:13:58,626 --> 00:13:59,501
‎等等，什麼？

244
00:13:59,584 --> 00:14:01,293
‎（手作貓舔髮型）

245
00:14:03,584 --> 00:14:04,418
‎喔耶

246
00:14:08,793 --> 00:14:10,626
‎貓砂盆障礙賽

247
00:14:13,459 --> 00:14:14,334
‎好多大便

248
00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:16,751
‎那是什麼？

249
00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:17,793
‎什麼？夠了！

250
00:14:18,793 --> 00:14:21,959
‎不理雷射筆，你行嗎？

251
00:14:22,584 --> 00:14:26,001
‎對，我可以，我完全不懂

252
00:14:26,084 --> 00:14:27,209
‎中場休息

253
00:14:27,293 --> 00:14:29,501
‎-嗨，健健美
‎-哈囉，亮麗雙貓

254
00:14:30,001 --> 00:14:33,584
‎在瘋狂參賽者準備才藝競賽時

255
00:14:33,668 --> 00:14:37,251
‎我們跟評審強尼杯杯聊一下吧
‎強尼，你有什麼想法？

256
00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:43,376
‎說得好
‎強尼說這就像看著可悲的小寶寶

257
00:14:43,459 --> 00:14:44,793
‎學爬一樣

258
00:14:45,376 --> 00:14:46,626
‎是他說的，不是我

259
00:14:49,334 --> 00:14:53,293
‎-妳真的很不行
‎-妳們都同時說話嗎？

260
00:14:53,376 --> 00:14:54,209
‎對

261
00:14:55,418 --> 00:14:58,209
‎-對
‎-滾，朝著月光跑吧！

262
00:14:58,293 --> 00:15:01,418
‎我說客氣點，妳是現場最爛的

263
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,126
‎而且岌岌可危
‎可能失去妳所愛的一切

264
00:15:04,626 --> 00:15:05,834
‎太胡鬧了

265
00:15:05,918 --> 00:15:09,751
‎宙力士，我不是昂首闊步的貓人馬
‎我是戰士

266
00:15:09,834 --> 00:15:12,959
‎眾所期待的時刻到來了

267
00:15:13,043 --> 00:15:15,501
‎這關贏了就是優勝

268
00:15:16,793 --> 00:15:19,084
‎最佳表演挑戰

269
00:15:21,418 --> 00:15:24,543
‎-妳聽到了，妳得做到最好
‎-最好的什麼？

270
00:15:25,334 --> 00:15:26,876
‎（請勿甩馬耳光）

271
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:30,834
‎沒有之一，只有最好

272
00:15:31,418 --> 00:15:32,793
‎那到底是什麼意思？

273
00:15:32,876 --> 00:15:35,459
‎（如果你對馬有意見
‎請先輕聲勸說）

274
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,584
‎拿出自己最好的一面

275
00:15:37,668 --> 00:15:39,959
‎我不知道那是誰了，看看我

276
00:15:40,751 --> 00:15:42,543
‎（馬不是問題，你才是）

277
00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:44,209
‎別再打我了

278
00:15:44,293 --> 00:15:45,459
‎（反抗得好）

279
00:15:45,543 --> 00:15:48,376
‎不！看著我，妳得加把勁

280
00:15:48,459 --> 00:15:51,168
‎妳沒風格、沒姿態、沒亮麗雙貓

281
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,959
‎雖然我的背景故事建立好了

282
00:15:54,043 --> 00:15:55,543
‎但這樣問題很大

283
00:15:55,626 --> 00:15:57,709
‎不好意思，這是精神喊話嗎？

284
00:15:57,793 --> 00:16:02,668
‎那個偷伴舞的母老虎
‎不會再打敗我了

285
00:16:02,751 --> 00:16:06,251
‎妳得下場拚搏，假裝到成功為止

286
00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:08,084
‎還有，把高跟鞋穿上

287
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,876
‎妳穿什麼都好看，我嫉妒妳，愛妳

288
00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:13,709
‎糟了

289
00:16:20,168 --> 00:16:22,459
‎穿高跟鞋要怎麼走路？

290
00:16:23,709 --> 00:16:25,418
‎表演時間到！去吧！

291
00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:29,459
‎哇，果凍夫人

292
00:16:29,543 --> 00:16:32,418
‎用這種方式
‎讓我們看到“適當”海報真厲害吧

293
00:16:36,334 --> 00:16:39,584
‎-看來我們把最糟的留到最後了
‎-我可以的

294
00:16:48,918 --> 00:16:50,001
‎來贏走肩帶吧

295
00:16:51,376 --> 00:16:52,418
‎她是誰？

296
00:16:52,501 --> 00:16:56,251
‎這女孩超高檔
‎她會唱歌、闊步、跳舞

297
00:16:56,334 --> 00:16:59,918
‎-她的魔法大受啟發
‎-對，但她是哪位？

298
00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:03,084
‎這女孩就像火
‎宙力士，高跟鞋變高了嗎？

299
00:17:03,168 --> 00:17:08,043
‎咧嘴笑得像個騙子

300
00:17:10,168 --> 00:17:14,043
‎我要假裝到你將肩帶交給我

301
00:17:16,043 --> 00:17:19,334
‎好，是哪個貓混蛋把我絆倒了？

302
00:17:21,293 --> 00:17:24,168
‎-是亮麗雙貓吧？
‎-不是我們

303
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:25,126
‎就是

304
00:17:25,209 --> 00:17:28,626
‎-我看到妳們愚蠢罪惡的表情
‎-不知道妳在說什麼

305
00:17:28,709 --> 00:17:30,918
‎-亮麗雙貓？妳們說得對
‎-我們知道

306
00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:33,459
‎我沒這種本事

307
00:17:33,543 --> 00:17:36,251
‎-轉折出現！
‎-這行不通

308
00:17:36,334 --> 00:17:39,668
‎這行不通、這行不通

309
00:17:39,751 --> 00:17:42,293
‎不！

310
00:17:42,376 --> 00:17:47,668
‎抱歉，宙力士，但套句你會說的話
‎這也太離譜了吧

311
00:17:50,668 --> 00:17:52,501
‎她是誰？

312
00:17:52,584 --> 00:17:57,126
‎她很堅強，但她將恐懼往內心藏

313
00:17:57,209 --> 00:18:02,834
‎她是誰？她不回到家決不罷休

314
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:05,376
‎她是誰？

315
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:11,918
‎她是戰士，她直盯著黑暗

316
00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:15,959
‎她有缺點，但她在學習

317
00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:21,084
‎她很奇怪，但她渴望找到值得的人

318
00:18:22,418 --> 00:18:26,043
‎這很難，但她值得

319
00:18:30,084 --> 00:18:35,209
‎嘿，強尼，我可能不是你的菜

320
00:18:35,293 --> 00:18:41,876
‎但這山谷沒有貓像我一樣

321
00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:45,084
‎我要讓大家看到

322
00:18:45,168 --> 00:18:47,626
‎當你們問

323
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:55,043
‎她是誰？

324
00:19:06,543 --> 00:19:08,043
‎我做到了

325
00:19:08,126 --> 00:19:10,751
‎-當面難看
‎-不，是妳的臉

326
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:15,001
‎還有身體，全部都是，妳會氣死的

327
00:19:15,084 --> 00:19:15,918
‎氣什麼？

328
00:19:16,001 --> 00:19:18,376
‎妳看，看來像是意外

329
00:19:18,459 --> 00:19:23,084
‎-糟糕，這是怎麼回事？
‎-發洩出來吧，妳也無能為力

330
00:19:23,168 --> 00:19:25,793
‎好寬

331
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,959
‎好晃

332
00:19:31,043 --> 00:19:33,626
‎-好人馬樂園
‎-好人馬樂園

333
00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:37,334
‎不，終於發生了，我完全變身了！

334
00:19:37,418 --> 00:19:40,084
‎不！停下來！別歡呼

335
00:19:40,168 --> 00:19:42,334
‎太不妙了

336
00:19:42,418 --> 00:19:46,376
‎-這不值得歡呼
‎-戰馬，果汁提供者！

337
00:19:46,459 --> 00:19:48,376
‎但我沒帶果汁來

338
00:19:49,459 --> 00:19:51,126
‎好，大家靜下來

339
00:19:51,209 --> 00:19:56,209
‎記住，這要看強尼杯杯決定
‎好，有答案了

340
00:19:56,293 --> 00:19:58,876
‎我想她…

341
00:19:58,959 --> 00:19:59,793
‎這個嘛

342
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,793
‎快點，給她

343
00:20:03,876 --> 00:20:07,584
‎她贏了，把肩帶給她

344
00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:09,543
‎好吧

345
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:10,626
‎是嗎？

346
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,376
‎給我閉嘴

347
00:20:14,459 --> 00:20:18,334
‎原來扁豆不適合生吃

348
00:20:19,376 --> 00:20:20,459
‎轉折出現

349
00:20:21,501 --> 00:20:23,418
‎-好自在道格？
‎-嘟寶鹿？

350
00:20:24,084 --> 00:20:27,584
‎你猜怎著？看來有晚來的參賽者

351
00:20:27,668 --> 00:20:29,001
‎你在做什麼？

352
00:20:29,084 --> 00:20:33,334
‎你說什麼，強尼？
‎你沒看過這麼優秀的人？

353
00:20:33,418 --> 00:20:34,793
‎我到了

354
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:40,293
‎喵喵喵、嘶嘶嘶
‎我們沒看過這麼華麗的脹氣

355
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,084
‎這種華麗史無前例

356
00:20:46,168 --> 00:20:49,918
‎獲勝者顯然是這隻屁鼴鼠人馬

357
00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:50,918
‎抱歉

358
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:53,626
‎這樣怎麼會贏過這樣？

359
00:20:53,709 --> 00:20:57,418
‎別太自在，道格，我明天就贏回來

360
00:20:58,709 --> 00:21:00,209
‎絕對不行

361
00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:06,126
‎太好了！

362
00:21:06,209 --> 00:21:09,543
‎我要戒了，按照吩咐，我的門徒

363
00:21:09,626 --> 00:21:11,001
‎妳真棒，女孩

364
00:21:11,584 --> 00:21:13,959
‎宙力士，我不知該說什麼，很榮幸

365
00:21:14,043 --> 00:21:16,251
‎不，快走

366
00:21:17,418 --> 00:21:20,418
‎杯子裡的巫師！去！

367
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:44,168
‎你正式跟可愛完全相反

368
00:21:44,251 --> 00:21:46,209
‎好戰馬

369
00:21:46,293 --> 00:21:48,251
‎我的鑰匙片拿去

370
00:21:48,334 --> 00:21:51,918
‎但妳要去的地方有荒野王

371
00:21:52,001 --> 00:21:55,334
‎誰是荒野王？
‎為什麼我一直聽到這名號？

372
00:21:56,501 --> 00:22:00,126
‎噓，好了，躲起來，小傢伙

373
00:22:00,209 --> 00:22:05,209
‎快進入荒郊野外

374
00:22:05,293 --> 00:22:08,459
‎唱歌和笑聲都會消失

375
00:22:10,751 --> 00:22:17,334
‎妳會為荒野王帶來喜悅

376
00:22:17,418 --> 00:22:24,334
‎當他看到妳眼睛的光芒消失

377
00:23:35,251 --> 00:23:42,251
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