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♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪

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-[grunts]
-Mmm.

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♪ Every day at half past two
A-diddly dee, a-diddly doo ♪

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♪ Cataurs prance round pageant-style
Vanilla's in the baking aisle ♪

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♪ Wearing their boas
Wearing their hats ♪

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♪ Bittily bits and cattily cats
Crumbly doughnuts are better with milk ♪

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♪ We compete for a sash
Made of magic and silk ♪

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♪ Jonathan Teatime, he lives in a cup ♪

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♪ We're all polydactyls
We give you thumbs-up ♪

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♪ We only like Centaurs
Whose faces are pretty ♪

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♪ The fur's only soft as
The heart of the kitty ♪

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♪ The fanciest colors are teal
And chartreuse ♪

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♪ What's a Cataur's favorite beverage?
It's juice ♪

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♪ Who wins the thing that we do every day?
Blimblippity pea pods, cabana, sashay! ♪

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♪ Prettily is as prettily do
Does anyone have a high-heel-- ♪

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[all scream]

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-Do you want the other one?
-A-diddly no!

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[screeching]

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[screeching]

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I told you they were going to be extra.

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They hate shoes.
Why are you staring at me like that?

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I can feel you judging me
from all the way over here.

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Whoa, whoa. It's okay.

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We're just-- We're not judging.
We just-- Are those hair rollers?

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Anyway, this is Cataur Valley.

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[all] Oh!

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I know the Shaman here.
Real piece of work.

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We'd be better off stealing the key piece
and getting out of here.

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Mmm, go on.

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No. We just got out of prison,
so no one's stealing anything.

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No one.

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You're hurting me.

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It seems like Zulius has
some history here.

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But I guess it's good he knows the Shaman.

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Right, Durpleton?

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-Never mind. You're not listening to me.
-Wha-- What?

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[Horse] Doesn't matter.
No one ever listens to me…

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[Wammawink] ♪ In Centaurworld ♪

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-[neighing]
-[vocalizing]

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[squeaks]

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[Tail] My TV antenna was all bent.

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Which reminds me,
you know what I hate about car phones?

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-Huh?
-Mmm.

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-[Cataur screeching]
-Eh?

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-Yeah… Oh… Okay. Uh…
-[Cataur meowing]

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-Peace out for now. I don't like cats.
-[snorts]

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Yeah, we got to move this thing along.
Zulius, where do we find the Shaman?

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Didn't you hear what they said back there?
Every day at half past two--

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♪ A-diddly dee, a-diddly doo ♪

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-[all screaming]
-Yeah, yeah, yeah! Scram, cats!

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Get out of here!

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You have all the glitter in the world,
but you have no souls.

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-[growls]
-Okay, calm down.

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So you're wearing robes now, or…

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"So, you're wearing robes now?"
Yes, it's a robe! And it's comfortable.

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Where is the Shaman?

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You mean Johnny Teatime?

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Of Johnny Teatime's
Be Best Competition fame?

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Every day, they have a competition,
and Johnny Teatime, the Shaman,

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picks a winner, whether or not
the winner actually deserves it,

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no matter how hard you worked.

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But then the winner gets
to take home the sash.

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A sash is a diagonal belt
on its way to a party.

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And they do this every day?

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-Why, yes.
-[gasps]

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We do this every day.

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[whooshing]

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♪ It used to be Cat Valley
Was disaster-free ♪

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♪ But the Great War brought death
And cats-tastrohphe ♪

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♪ So we had to find a way to heal ♪

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♪ Cover up the pain
With pageantry and zeal ♪

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♪ You see, each Cataur has a fierceness
They express in different ways ♪

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♪ We strike poses on the runway
And do cat tricks ♪

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♪ And we do this every day ♪

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♪ I'm sure to win the sash tonight ♪

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♪ When Johnny sees my yarn ball fight ♪

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♪ No, I'm gonna take the sash home
When Johnny hears my skills today ♪

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♪ I've been practicing the piano
And it goes… ♪ [meows]

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♪ When I play ♪

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♪ Who will take the sash home?
Only Johnny can say ♪

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-♪ This is Dayvin ♪
-♪ Hi ♪

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♪ He's my trainer ♪

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♪ He's here to help me
With jazz hands skills ♪

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♪ I glue wigs on people's heads all day
It's gross, but, it pays the bills ♪

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♪ I came to sing ♪

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-♪ I'm Kale ♪
-♪ I'm Shar ♪

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♪ We're the Glitter Cats ♪

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-♪ I got a lot of hats ♪
-♪ He's got a lot of hats ♪

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-♪ I brought 'em all ♪
-♪ He brought 'em all ♪

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-♪ I'm wearing them all ♪
-♪ He's wearing his hats ♪

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-♪ I'm wearing every hat I own ♪
-♪ All of his hats ♪

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-♪ It's, like, 50 of 'em ♪
-♪ How many hats? ♪

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-♪ It's 50 hats ♪
-♪ That's a lot of hats ♪

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♪ Who will take the sash home?
Only Johnny can say ♪

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♪ And we do this every day ♪

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[clapping]

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Bravo!

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[Cataur purrs]

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Hey, guys! I found a poster.

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It says they do this every day.

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Durpleton, yes.

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They just sang a whole song about it.
You were there! [groans]

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Is it me, or has he gradually
been having a mental breakdown here?

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Wait. Hold on.

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[dramatic music playing]

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[gasps] My key piece!

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Well, isn't that Cataur kismet?

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Oh, my ticket home
cannot possibly be part of

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a stupid, frivolous,
laser light show beauty pageant thingy!

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So frivolous, yes. I mean, who would even…

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[whimpers]

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Look, Horse! It's your key piece!

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[Horse grumbles]

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Zulius, where is the Shaman?
I don't have any time for this nonsense.

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So, hi.

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The Shaman is actually at the top

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of that tacky ziggurat.

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But Johnny Teatime
is not gonna give the sash away.

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You got to win it to own it.

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[all shriek]

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[cries]

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[pants]

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What the heck just happened?

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Every molecule
in my body is on fire right now. [grunts]

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Here's the dish.

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Horse doesn't know
I have this magical ability

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to stop time and deliver you,
hi, personal gossip.

128
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Oh, the side effects?

129
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It sometimes causes the surrounding bodies
to feel like they're burning.

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I call it Hot Goss.

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It's a work in progress.
I might change the name.

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[yelps, pants]

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Stop doing that! It hurts so bad.

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-[grunts] Where is the Shaman?
-Okay, okay, okay! I was gonna tell.

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I can be helpful sometimes
because I want to be three-dimensional.

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Sash is up there.

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But Johnny's not gonna let you--
Horse! Hey!

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I warned ya!

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[panting]

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This is an unnecessary amount of steps.

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[pants] Whoa.

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[gasps] My key piece!

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[chuckles] Oh yeah.

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-[purring snores]
-Huh?

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[continues snoring]

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Oh, hello.

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[coos]

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[yawning]

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[purring]

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[giggles] Wow.

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Oh my gosh.

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-You're adorable.
-Ah! [chuckles]

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Ah, I get why Zulius doesn't like you.
He's jealous.

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[chuckling] Isn't he?

155
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-Oh! You cute little thing.
-[coos]

156
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Yes, he is. Yes, he is.

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[chuckles] Anyway,
I need to get that key piece,

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and I am not participating
in your silly-willy competition,

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so I'm just gonna
take this from you, okay?

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[roars]

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[Horse] But you were cute!

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-[grunts]
-[laughs]

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Don't you dare think that was flying,
because it definitely wasn't, Horse.

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Non-flier.

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Cuteness as a weapon?

166
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Oh no, he didn't.

167
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Now, Horse, you sure that's a good idea?

168
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[orchestral music playing]

169
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Okay. Now, look here!

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[whooshing]

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-[grunts] All right, Johnny, I tried--
-[whooshing]

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-Uh, can't get the sash that way, Horse.
-I know!

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[grunting] Does this mean that someone has

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to win the sash?

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I mean, I'm totally unprepared,
but if someone--

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[Cataurs yowling, applauding]

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Greetings, riffraff.

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[chuckling] Thank you.

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Thank you. Yes, it's your one and only
reigning champ, Splendib.

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[Cataurs yowling]

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[yowling] Splendib!

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Holy cannoli!

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[thuds]

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[snapping fingers]

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[groans]

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[coos]

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[gentle music playing]

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Hold for applause.

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[yowling and applauding]

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[blows a kiss]

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Boo! Boo!

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No one's impressed.

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Well, well, well.
Look what the cats dragged…

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the… the cats dragged here.

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Kale. Shar. Splendib.

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Zulius.

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-Kale.
-Shar.

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-Durpleton!
-[grunts angrily]

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What is this?

200
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What's the beef here?
How do you know each other?

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[intense music playing]

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Okay.

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♪ Who? Him?
I don't know him ♪

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♪ If he wants to see the sash
I'm happy to show him ♪

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♪ You can look, not touch
Sure you understand ♪

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♪ The champ protects the sash
From falling into lesser hands ♪

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♪ There must be some confusion
You don't know me ♪

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♪ If I wanna see the sash
I'll ask you to show me ♪

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♪ Or better yet, I'll win the sash
You'll be in second position ♪

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♪ When I take first place
In Johnny Teatime's Be Best Competition ♪

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[both] Dang, Splendib. Huh.

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This guy's acting like he knows you.

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♪ I don't know, I don't know
I don't know, I don't know him ♪

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♪ I don't know
I don't know, I don't know him ♪

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00:10:02,959 --> 00:10:05,126
-♪ We don't know one another
-♪ You act like you do ♪

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00:10:05,209 --> 00:10:07,543
♪ No, I swear that we don't
But I got nothing to prove ♪

217
00:10:07,626 --> 00:10:10,376
♪ I've never been to Cat Valley
Heard it's nice in the summer ♪

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♪ I'm here to take home the sash
That's probably a bummer ♪

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[laughing] For you guys. No?

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♪ I don't know, I don't know
I don't know, I don't know him ♪

221
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♪ I don't know, I don't know him ♪

222
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♪ Sorry, I guess I must've misheard you ♪

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♪ To win the sash from me
You're not allowed to do ♪

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♪ See, the Be Best Competition
Is for youthful souls ♪

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♪ Folks like you cannot compete
Because you're too old ♪

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[both gasp] Did he say old?

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[both groaning]

228
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You know what?
I really think they do know each other.

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I'm disqualified
because of my age? [inhales]

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Okay. What's the age limit?

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Whatever age all of this is.
It's for the best.

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We don't want what happened last time
to happen again, do we?

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Oh, you mean
how you stole my Glitter Cats?

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00:11:01,376 --> 00:11:03,751
-Hi, Kale. Shar.
-[both] Zulius.

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00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:04,834
Durpleton?

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00:11:05,501 --> 00:11:07,709
Yes, they only follow winners.

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00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:09,626
Kale! Shar!

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00:11:10,501 --> 00:11:11,751
Durpleton!

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00:11:11,834 --> 00:11:13,834
So, if Zulius is too old--

240
00:11:13,918 --> 00:11:15,418
Zulius is too what?

241
00:11:15,501 --> 00:11:19,001
If Zulius is disqualified,

242
00:11:19,084 --> 00:11:21,209
then one of you, uh--

243
00:11:21,293 --> 00:11:22,293
[sighs]

244
00:11:22,918 --> 00:11:24,751
Okay. I'll do it.

245
00:11:24,834 --> 00:11:27,168
[all gasp] What?

246
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:30,959
I don't like it, but I have to do whatever
it takes to get back home to Rider.

247
00:11:31,043 --> 00:11:33,043
Come. We have much work to do.

248
00:11:33,668 --> 00:11:35,668
[dance music playing]

249
00:11:37,376 --> 00:11:40,876
So, Splendib, like,
basically sabotaged my stadium tour.

250
00:11:40,959 --> 00:11:43,918
He stole the Glitter Cats
right out from under me!

251
00:11:44,001 --> 00:11:46,501
I made Kale and Shar!

252
00:11:46,584 --> 00:11:50,543
And this is how they repay me?
You know what? One of them had mange.

253
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:52,876
Oh, I won't tell you who. [coughs] Kale.

254
00:11:52,959 --> 00:11:56,126
[grunts] Zulius, okay,
you gotta put that behind you

255
00:11:56,209 --> 00:11:58,209
and tell me how to win this thing.

256
00:11:58,293 --> 00:12:01,626
Yes. You have to win this thing!

257
00:12:01,709 --> 00:12:05,543
I know! It's how I'm gonna get
my piece of the key.

258
00:12:05,626 --> 00:12:06,668
Yes, girl!

259
00:12:06,751 --> 00:12:11,001
I need to get back at Splendib.
You need to get back at Rider.

260
00:12:11,084 --> 00:12:14,168
No, no, no! I need to get back to Rider.

261
00:12:14,251 --> 00:12:15,543
Oh.

262
00:12:15,626 --> 00:12:20,376
So, you guys are, like, friends.
So, what's with the revenge body, then?

263
00:12:20,459 --> 00:12:22,043
[Splendib] Hey, losers, listen up.

264
00:12:22,126 --> 00:12:25,626
-It's Splendib. He's better than you.
-[Splendib] Thank you, my Glitter Cats.

265
00:12:25,709 --> 00:12:29,543
It's time to take the stage
for the first round of challenges.

266
00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:32,334
[sighs] Just tell me
what I have to do, please.

267
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,209
[growls, hisses]

268
00:12:34,293 --> 00:12:36,668
Aw, it's cute you think you're relevant.

269
00:12:37,293 --> 00:12:39,209
[dance music playing]

270
00:12:39,293 --> 00:12:43,293
Hey, everybody! Welcome to
Johnny Teatime's Be Best Competition.

271
00:12:43,376 --> 00:12:45,001
Welcome to our competitors.

272
00:12:45,084 --> 00:12:48,584
Zork Presto. Madame Jelly. Bimbam.

273
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,584
[all cheering]

274
00:12:50,668 --> 00:12:52,959
-Kale. Shar.
-[both] Splendib.

275
00:12:53,043 --> 00:12:55,709
[Splendib] And, uh… Who's she?

276
00:12:56,793 --> 00:12:58,876
-Some horse, I think?
-[whimpering]

277
00:12:58,959 --> 00:13:00,626
I don't know her.

278
00:13:00,709 --> 00:13:05,376
Mmm, I don't know about our Horse.
I got a case of the heebie-jeebies.

279
00:13:05,459 --> 00:13:08,834
Horse is more likely
to evaporate into thin air than win.

280
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:12,001
Can we make Horse evaporate?
'Cause that would be awesome.

281
00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:13,459
Listen up, everyone!

282
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,251
Horse will win if we cheer loud enough!

283
00:13:16,334 --> 00:13:18,709
[gasps] Oh, I got a cheer!

284
00:13:18,793 --> 00:13:21,043
Two, four, six, nine,

285
00:13:21,126 --> 00:13:25,043
Horse's bones form a fine spine!

286
00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:26,418
Go, Horse!

287
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,168
-You're doin' it!
-Yeah, Horse!

288
00:13:28,251 --> 00:13:31,126
[quavers] What is this?
What am I supposed to be doing now?

289
00:13:31,209 --> 00:13:35,334
The competition can't start until
you get down the rope. Just slide down.

290
00:13:36,084 --> 00:13:38,209
Like… Like this?

291
00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:39,584
[screams]

292
00:13:39,668 --> 00:13:42,959
We do this every day,
yet I'm required to spill the drill.

293
00:13:43,043 --> 00:13:47,168
Our competitors will compete
in a set of intense challenges for points.

294
00:13:47,251 --> 00:13:50,293
The winner will go up against me.

295
00:13:50,376 --> 00:13:53,043
-Splendib.
-Sash here. For this little baby.

296
00:13:53,126 --> 00:13:54,334
[Glitter Cats] Baby.

297
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:58,543
All right. First up,
Best DIY Cat Lick Hairdo.

298
00:13:58,626 --> 00:13:59,459
Wait. What?

299
00:14:00,793 --> 00:14:02,626
[licking, chuckling] Meow.

300
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,459
[licking] Oh yeah.

301
00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:07,793
[licking, coughing]

302
00:14:07,876 --> 00:14:10,626
-[Splendib] Litter Box Obstacle Course.
-Huh?

303
00:14:10,709 --> 00:14:11,876
[Cataurs] Ooh.

304
00:14:11,959 --> 00:14:14,626
[groans] Ugh! So much poo!

305
00:14:14,709 --> 00:14:16,751
[grunting] What is that?

306
00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:18,709
What-- Stop it! Ugh!

307
00:14:18,793 --> 00:14:21,959
[Splendib] Ignore The Laser Pointer.
Can you?

308
00:14:22,584 --> 00:14:26,001
Yes. Yeah, I can.
I don't understand any of this.

309
00:14:26,084 --> 00:14:29,709
-Intermission. Hi, Splendib.
-Hello, my Glitter Cats.

310
00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:33,584
Anyway, as those crazy contestants
prep for the talent portion,

311
00:14:33,668 --> 00:14:37,251
let's check in with our judge,
Johnny Teatime. What ya thinkin'?

312
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:38,459
[meows]

313
00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:43,293
Agreed. Yes. Johnny declares
it's like watching pathetic tiny babies

314
00:14:43,376 --> 00:14:45,334
learning how to crawl. [chuckles]

315
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,626
His words, not mine.

316
00:14:47,584 --> 00:14:49,251
Hmm. Mmm.

317
00:14:49,334 --> 00:14:53,293
-You are real bad at this.
-Do you always talk at the same time?

318
00:14:53,376 --> 00:14:54,376
Yes.

319
00:14:55,418 --> 00:14:58,209
-Yes.
-Scram your behinds towards the moonlight!

320
00:14:58,293 --> 00:15:01,418
So, let me put this gently,
you're the worst out there

321
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,168
and gravely in danger
of losing everything you've loved.

322
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,834
[huffs] This is bogus!

323
00:15:05,918 --> 00:15:09,751
I'm not a prancing Cataur, Zulius!
I'm a warrior!

324
00:15:09,834 --> 00:15:12,959
And now,
the moment you've all been waiting for.

325
00:15:13,043 --> 00:15:15,501
The winner of this wins it all.

326
00:15:16,584 --> 00:15:19,084
The Be Best Showstopper Challenge!

327
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,543
[all yowling]

328
00:15:21,418 --> 00:15:25,251
-You heard him. You gotta be best.
-Be the best what? Ow!

329
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:31,001
No, not the. Just be best.

330
00:15:31,084 --> 00:15:33,293
[scoffs] What does that
even mean? [grunts]

331
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,584
Be best version of you.

332
00:15:37,668 --> 00:15:40,376
I don't know who that is anymore.
Look at me!

333
00:15:40,459 --> 00:15:41,668
[grunts]

334
00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:44,209
Ow, stop doing that!

335
00:15:45,543 --> 00:15:48,376
No! You look at me.
You've got to step it up.

336
00:15:48,459 --> 00:15:51,168
You've got no style,
no poise, no Glitter Cats.

337
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,918
And, as I feel my backstory
has clearly established,

338
00:15:54,043 --> 00:15:55,543
that is problematic!

339
00:15:55,626 --> 00:15:57,709
-Excuse me, is this a pep talk?
-[groans]

340
00:15:57,793 --> 00:16:02,668
That backup-dancer-stealing tigress
is not gonna be best me again!

341
00:16:02,751 --> 00:16:06,251
You need to just get out there
and fake it till you make it!

342
00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:08,084
Also, put on these heels.

343
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,876
You can kinda pull off anything
and I'm extremely jealous. Love you.

344
00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:13,709
Oh no.

345
00:16:13,793 --> 00:16:15,126
[meowing music playing]

346
00:16:15,209 --> 00:16:17,584
[grunts, whimpers]

347
00:16:20,168 --> 00:16:22,459
How do people walk in these?

348
00:16:23,709 --> 00:16:25,418
-Show time! Go!
-[neighs]

349
00:16:25,501 --> 00:16:28,251
-[playing music]
-[Cataurs cheering]

350
00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:29,459
Wow, Madame Jelly.

351
00:16:29,543 --> 00:16:32,501
Way to show us
the "be adequate" poster. Right?

352
00:16:34,084 --> 00:16:35,459
[grunting]

353
00:16:36,334 --> 00:16:39,584
-Looks like we saved our worst for last.
-I can do this.

354
00:16:39,668 --> 00:16:41,668
[dance music playing]

355
00:16:43,918 --> 00:16:46,376
[Cataurs jeering]

356
00:16:46,459 --> 00:16:47,668
Boo!

357
00:16:48,334 --> 00:16:50,001
[sighs] Let's win this sash.

358
00:16:51,376 --> 00:16:52,418
♪ Who is she? ♪

359
00:16:52,501 --> 00:16:56,251
♪ This girl is super fancy
She sings, she struts, she dances ♪

360
00:16:56,334 --> 00:16:59,918
-♪ Her magic's so inspired ♪
-♪ Yes, but who is she? ♪

361
00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:03,084
♪ This girl is fire
Zulius, are these heels getting higher? ♪

362
00:17:03,168 --> 00:17:08,043
♪ Grin and bear it like a l-l-l-l-liar ♪

363
00:17:09,459 --> 00:17:14,043
♪ Oh, oh, I'm gonna fake it
Till you give that sash to me ♪

364
00:17:14,126 --> 00:17:15,959
-Oh! [grunts]
-[all gasp]

365
00:17:16,043 --> 00:17:19,334
Okay. Which one
of you catty jerks tripped me?

366
00:17:19,418 --> 00:17:20,709
[murmuring]

367
00:17:20,793 --> 00:17:24,168
-It was the Glitter Cats, wasn't it?
-Nope. Wasn't us.

368
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:25,126
Oh yeah.

369
00:17:25,209 --> 00:17:28,626
-I see it in your dumb guilty faces.
-Don't know what you're talking about.

370
00:17:28,709 --> 00:17:30,918
-Know what, Glitter Cats? You're right.
-We know.

371
00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:33,459
-I'm not cut out for this.
-[both gasp]

372
00:17:33,543 --> 00:17:36,251
-Plot twist!
-This is not working.

373
00:17:36,334 --> 00:17:39,668
♪ This isn't working
This isn't working ♪

374
00:17:39,751 --> 00:17:42,293
♪ No! No! ♪

375
00:17:42,376 --> 00:17:47,668
I'm sorry, Zulius. But as you would say,
I just can't even right now.

376
00:17:50,668 --> 00:17:52,501
♪ Who is she? ♪

377
00:17:52,584 --> 00:17:57,126
♪ She is strong
But she hides her fears inside ♪

378
00:17:57,209 --> 00:18:02,834
♪ Who is she?
She won't stop till she's home ♪

379
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:05,376
♪ Who is she? ♪

380
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:11,918
♪ She's a warrior
She has stared the darkness in the eye ♪

381
00:18:12,584 --> 00:18:15,959
♪ She is flawed
But she's learning ♪

382
00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:21,084
♪ She is odd
But she's yearning for someone worth it ♪

383
00:18:22,418 --> 00:18:26,043
♪ This is hard
But she's worth it ♪

384
00:18:30,084 --> 00:18:35,209
♪ Hey, Johnny
I might not be your cup of tea ♪

385
00:18:35,293 --> 00:18:41,876
♪ But there's no cat here
In this valley quite like me ♪

386
00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:45,084
♪ Here I am for all to see ♪

387
00:18:45,168 --> 00:18:47,626
♪ When you're asking ♪

388
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:55,293
♪ Who is she? ♪

389
00:18:57,418 --> 00:18:58,418
[exhales]

390
00:18:59,501 --> 00:19:02,668
[squeals]

391
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,626
[all cheering]

392
00:19:06,543 --> 00:19:08,043
I did it! I did it!

393
00:19:08,126 --> 00:19:10,751
-In your face!
-No, your face!

394
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:15,001
And your body. Everything!
Oh, you are going to hate this.

395
00:19:15,084 --> 00:19:18,376
-Hate what?
-Check it out. It looks like an accident.

396
00:19:18,459 --> 00:19:23,084
-Oh no! What is this?
-Let it out. There's nothing you can do.

397
00:19:23,168 --> 00:19:25,793
So wide!

398
00:19:26,126 --> 00:19:27,209
[whimpering]

399
00:19:27,293 --> 00:19:29,959
[laughs] So wibbly-wobbly.

400
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:30,959
[wobbling]

401
00:19:31,043 --> 00:19:33,626
[both] So Centaurworld!

402
00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:37,334
No! It finally happened.
Oh, I've fully turned!

403
00:19:37,418 --> 00:19:40,209
-[Cataurs cheering]
-Stop! Don't cheer for this!

404
00:19:40,293 --> 00:19:42,334
This is very not good!

405
00:19:42,418 --> 00:19:46,376
-This is not a cheer-able thing!
-Horse! Bringer of juice!

406
00:19:46,459 --> 00:19:48,376
But I didn't bring any juice.

407
00:19:49,084 --> 00:19:51,459
Ah, okay, folks. Everyone settle down.

408
00:19:51,543 --> 00:19:56,209
Remember, it's Johnny Teatime's decision,
and… Okay, I'm getting something.

409
00:19:56,293 --> 00:19:58,876
I… I guess, uh, she…

410
00:19:58,959 --> 00:20:00,459
-Well… [chuckles]
-[coos]

411
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,793
[Zulius] Do it. Give it to her.

412
00:20:03,876 --> 00:20:07,918
She won! Give her the sash!

413
00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:09,543
Ugh. Fine.

414
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:12,209
-Is it though?
-You know what? Just shut up.

415
00:20:12,293 --> 00:20:14,376
[roars, burps]

416
00:20:14,459 --> 00:20:18,626
It turns out those lentils
were not meant to be eaten raw.

417
00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:21,418
-[both gasp] Plot twist!
-[all gasp]

418
00:20:21,501 --> 00:20:23,584
-[all] Comfortable Doug?
-Durpleton?

419
00:20:24,084 --> 00:20:27,584
Wow, well, guess what?
It looks like we have a late entry.

420
00:20:27,668 --> 00:20:29,001
What are you doing?

421
00:20:29,084 --> 00:20:33,334
What's that, Johnny?
You've never seen anyone be this best?

422
00:20:33,418 --> 00:20:35,668
I have arrived. [burps]

423
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:40,293
A-meowity meow, a-hissity hiss
We've never seen glamour as gassy as this!

424
00:20:40,376 --> 00:20:42,918
[all meowing]

425
00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:46,084
-[farts]
-This glamour is unprecedented.

426
00:20:46,168 --> 00:20:49,209
The winner is obviously
this gassy Moletaur.

427
00:20:49,293 --> 00:20:50,918
-[farts]
-Sorry.

428
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:53,626
How does that beat this?

429
00:20:53,709 --> 00:20:57,418
Don't get comfortable, Doug.
I'll just win it back tomorrow.

430
00:20:57,501 --> 00:21:00,209
[inhales] A-diddly no!

431
00:21:02,209 --> 00:21:03,751
-[Cataurs jeering]
-Boo!

432
00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:06,126
Yes! Yes!

433
00:21:06,209 --> 00:21:09,543
I'm goin' clear!
Do my bidding, my disciple!

434
00:21:09,626 --> 00:21:11,001
You go, girl.

435
00:21:11,084 --> 00:21:13,959
[sighs] I don't know what to say.
I'm honored.

436
00:21:14,043 --> 00:21:16,251
No. Go now.

437
00:21:16,334 --> 00:21:20,584
-[snarling]
-Shaman in a cup! Go! Go, go, go!

438
00:21:20,668 --> 00:21:22,668
[Centaurs screaming]

439
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,084
[screaming]

440
00:21:29,834 --> 00:21:31,626
-[snarling]
-[all screaming]

441
00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:33,084
[hissing]

442
00:21:35,126 --> 00:21:36,209
[Centaurs gasp]

443
00:21:36,293 --> 00:21:37,751
[snarling]

444
00:21:39,043 --> 00:21:40,334
-[roars]
-[thunder rumbling]

445
00:21:40,418 --> 00:21:44,168
[panting] You are officially
the complete opposite of cute!

446
00:21:44,251 --> 00:21:46,209
Fine, Horse,

447
00:21:46,293 --> 00:21:48,251
take my piece of the key.

448
00:21:48,334 --> 00:21:51,918
But where you are headed,
The Nowhere King will be.

449
00:21:52,001 --> 00:21:55,334
Who is The Nowhere King?
Why do I keep hearing that name?

450
00:21:56,501 --> 00:22:00,126
♪ Hush now
Hide, all you little ones ♪

451
00:22:00,209 --> 00:22:05,209
♪ Rush now
Into the middle of nowhere ♪

452
00:22:05,293 --> 00:22:08,459
♪ Singing and laughter will die ♪

453
00:22:10,751 --> 00:22:17,334
♪ You will bring joy to The Nowhere King ♪

454
00:22:17,418 --> 00:22:24,334
♪ When he sees the light
Leaving your eyes ♪

455
00:22:26,459 --> 00:22:28,418
[hissing]

456
00:22:29,459 --> 00:22:31,001
[cooing]

457
00:22:32,334 --> 00:22:34,334
-Whoo!
-[Centaurs yelp]

458
00:22:35,626 --> 00:22:38,126
Uh… Uh? Hmm.

459
00:22:38,918 --> 00:22:40,918
[closing theme music playing]

460
00:23:10,376 --> 00:23:12,584
[Horse galloping]

461
00:23:12,668 --> 00:23:14,668
[neighing]

462
00:23:15,376 --> 00:23:17,376
[whimsical music playing]