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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎哈囉？

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‎我喜歡

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‎哈囉？

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‎哈囉？

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‎這個水坑有很多新朋友

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‎我們討論過了，這只是回音

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‎哈囉，回音，我叫嘟寶鹿

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‎這也不是水坑，是洞
‎彩虹大道通到裡面

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‎所以我們要進去

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‎這就像我做過的夢

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‎我的傳送肚懷了我全部的贓物

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‎寶寶

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‎上次我們脫離彩虹大道進洞穴

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‎差點被熊人馬變成標本

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‎但這不一樣
‎我們是走彩虹大道進入洞穴

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‎花馬雯，妳覺得呢？

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‎花馬雯？

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‎對，歌詞確實唱了

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‎追隨大道

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‎與巫師密談

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‎-而路通到洞穴
‎-你們聽到她的話了

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‎下去才能取得下一個鑰匙片
‎順便讓我擺脫這個

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‎什麼？頭髮嗎？

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‎妳也可以…不知道，維持下去

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‎-我挺喜歡的
‎-什麼？

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‎我不知道，我挺喜歡的，就是說說

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‎好看啊，或許不要遮住臉
‎妳可能會喜歡

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‎好吧，如果我們得進洞穴
‎嘟寶鹿在底下有朋友

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‎-再說一次，那是回音
‎-他的頭也很長

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‎再說一次，那是脖子

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‎隨便啦，我們爬下去吧

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‎再說一次，那是個懷孕洞

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‎-洞！
‎-洞！

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‎每個塞滿寶寶的洞

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‎我們交新朋友並爬進洞洞

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‎大家還好嗎？

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‎-底下怎麼這麼暗？
‎-這是洞啊，笨蛋

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‎嘟寶鹿，你能使出光芒閃耀嗎？

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‎不好意思，誰碰我的…

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‎-別鬧了
‎-妳才別鬧了

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‎-花馬雯？
‎-可羚黛？

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‎等等，那是戰馬嗎？不！

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‎嘟寶鹿？

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‎在人馬樂園

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‎我們在哪裡？

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‎怎麼了？

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‎什麼？

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‎這是什麼地方？

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‎顯然是監獄，笨蛋

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‎我們在這裡多久了？

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‎十秒，有夠久

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‎嗯

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‎我偷了蜂人馬的蜂蜜
‎也偷了樹人馬的樹枝

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‎甚至偷了這把吉他
‎才能彈唱監獄藍調

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‎喔，我愛偷

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‎沒錯，我愛

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‎我偷東西是為了刺激

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‎我偷啊偷，偷啊偷

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‎才能有刺激…

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‎好，夠了，謝謝可羚黛

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‎對，我也覺得夠了

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‎誰說的？

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‎囚犯只有在被問話才能答話

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‎這是我好自在道格說的

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‎道格，你是什麼？

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‎好自在

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‎道格，那就是我的名字

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‎我代表鼴鼠人馬法院
‎和德高望重的夾克法官

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‎這裡

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‎等等，好自在道格
‎你為什麼把我們關起來？

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‎因為你們在坐牢

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‎但我們沒有做錯事

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‎-我們要怎麼離開這裡？
‎-等等，那是蛋糕嗎？

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‎-你從哪裡拿到蛋糕的？
‎-我跟蓋瑞換來的

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‎誰是蓋瑞？你拿了什麼交換？

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‎我猜猜看，你把我賣了

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‎又來了

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‎我們沒做錯事
‎你不能把我們關在這裡

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‎小姐
‎我不能說我很了解妳那邊的法律

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‎但在這底下，被抓就要進去蹲

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‎-那是規矩
‎-我們是在洞裡啊，好自在道格

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‎永遠有更多的洞

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‎你提到法官
‎這代表我們能替自己辯護嗎？

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‎當然了

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‎站到庭上面前也是你們最大的榮幸

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‎這是滿滿的榮幸

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‎大家都很榮幸

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‎所以我們可以開庭？很好

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‎別太興奮了

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‎會輪到你們見法官的！

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‎但她的定罪率是100％

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‎瑪麗可以作證

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‎瑪麗？

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‎對，一向如此，好自在道格
‎我們什麼事都很對小眼

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‎法官很快就會見你們

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‎TTYL

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‎這是縮寫

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‎我不懂意思，但有人說過一次

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‎我在他們走時聽到的
‎我現在重複給你們聽

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‎我們必須離開

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‎那樣行不通的，笨蛋

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‎切德，你怎麼還在你的牢裡？

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‎-不是，我在蓋瑞的牢房
‎-我不在乎是誰的牢房

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‎你怎麼不飛過欄杆去找鑰匙？

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‎不可能
‎我這身肌肉鑽不過這小縫隙的

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‎你們看

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‎了不起，切德，來，讓我試試

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‎我來發射我的縮小版進去
‎讓她來開鎖

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‎嘿，小小我，妳都在裡頭了

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‎能不能轉一下鎖，好讓我們…

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‎耶，寶貝

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‎你們就像是不想離開

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‎很滿意監獄蛋糕跟蓋瑞們似的

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‎對了，切德，那是骷髏

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‎真的嗎，蓋瑞？

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‎看吧？這就是我的意思

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‎你們就像不在乎能不能走，但我在乎

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‎我已經在人馬樂園待太久了

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‎看看我，我長得愈來愈像你們了

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‎這是什麼話

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‎妳說得好像是壞事一樣

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‎這對妳來說不錯，但對我不適用

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‎戰馬不會綁彈性髮武器

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‎這是髮圈

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‎我只是不知道我要變成什麼了
‎這讓我難過

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‎有人說流浪漢嗎？

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‎-沒有
‎-沒有

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‎-什麼東西有黑有白還有紅？
‎-什麼？

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‎大吵一架變捅人

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‎-捅人，我懂
‎-對

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‎戰馬，妳真搞笑

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‎誰說的？

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‎敲敲門

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‎誰在那裡？

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‎干擾尾巴

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‎-干擾尾巴…
‎-誰在說話？

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‎看來我們有個詰問者

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‎這是我的工作
‎我不去妳工作的地方…

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‎我的身體怎麼了？

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‎法官對碎碎念的囚犯說了什麼？

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‎什麼？

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‎“乖乖服完刑”

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‎懂嗎？你懂吧，切德？

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‎我當然懂，這完全是我的幽默

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‎太適合切德我了，我喜歡這傢伙

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‎各位，我的時間到了

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‎我整個星期都會在這裡
‎那就是你們的一輩子

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‎再見

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‎戰馬，我不敢相信
‎這是了不起的時刻

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‎妳使出第一個魔咒

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‎那是魔咒？

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‎真心不騙，寶貝女孩
‎那是妳的第一個魔咒

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‎現在我們來慶祝

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‎厲害

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‎什麼？ 不！糟了，沒什麼好慶祝的

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‎我懂，今天是妳的大日子
‎妳希望騎士在這裡

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‎妳以為我想讓騎士看到我這樣？

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‎那樣很討厭吧，妳的墊肩…

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‎她會覺得我變成小丑了

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‎天啊，妳一直在想這件事嗎？

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‎她不會因為妳做了頭髮
‎就認為妳是小丑

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‎妳不懂

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‎沒人懂

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‎現在我的眼淚是彩虹做的？

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‎我知道妳不開心，但這也有好的一面

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‎第一個魔咒都要開第一個魔咒派對

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‎對，監獄派對最棒了
‎因為監獄派對可以玩切德皮納塔

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‎還可以揍馬桶葡萄乾，誰想喝東西？

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‎很好喝喔，因為是從馬桶來的

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‎大家應該為自己的魔法軀體引以為傲

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‎她既美麗又優雅

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‎她有條尾巴，還長出臉來

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‎生命是奇蹟，但生命有些奇怪

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‎總有一天，你的身體會發生變化

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‎你會在奇怪的地方長出毛來

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‎有時還會製造奇怪的味道

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‎但這就是
‎寶貝使出第一個魔咒的喜悅之處

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‎身體很有意思
‎你永遠不知會變出什麼把戲

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‎有時古禮與荷爾蒙
‎會讓你得到奇怪的力量

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‎你會肚子痛並情緒起伏

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‎有時是心靈法力與青春痘

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‎妳使出寶寶的第一個魔咒

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‎魔法、魔法、魔法，你的身體是奇蹟

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‎寶寶的第一個魔咒

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‎魔法、魔法啊

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‎寶寶的第一個…

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‎-魔咒
‎-魔咒

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‎謝謝你們替我打氣

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‎但知道怎樣才會讓我開心嗎？

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‎那就是在我變成會說話的棉花糖前
‎回到騎士身邊

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‎皮納塔

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‎可羚黛，這是牙齒嗎？

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‎好，停下來，在監獄不能開趴

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‎-這裡是監獄
‎-看看這傢伙

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‎快叫醫生來，我們要除痣！

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‎一顆痣

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‎很好笑，因為這是笑話

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‎去找法官說吧

200
00:11:58,376 --> 00:12:00,334
‎她準備見你們了

201
00:12:02,709 --> 00:12:06,293
‎一次一個穿過這個洞，就在這裡

202
00:12:07,043 --> 00:12:10,209
‎我不要去見敲木槌的，我蹲過牢了

203
00:12:12,376 --> 00:12:13,876
‎你可以先把我帶走

204
00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:16,959
‎我不在乎你們進洞的順序

205
00:12:17,043 --> 00:12:19,043
‎只要你們進洞

206
00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:24,793
‎我要借幾個髮圈

207
00:12:33,834 --> 00:12:35,418
‎我不要冒險

208
00:12:46,793 --> 00:12:47,668
‎快點

209
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:51,834
‎妳得請法警，我們的人手嚴重不足

210
00:12:51,918 --> 00:12:55,709
‎全體起立，夾克法官開庭審理

211
00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:07,834
‎-我們不在乎闖入者
‎-我們是鼴鼠人馬

212
00:13:07,918 --> 00:13:11,084
‎-我們不喜歡跟小丑共享巢穴
‎-我們幾乎沒有眼睛

213
00:13:11,168 --> 00:13:14,293
‎不喜歡外人，外人也討厭我

214
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:15,793
‎皮膚

215
00:13:16,543 --> 00:13:17,959
‎請不要碰我

216
00:13:18,043 --> 00:13:20,959
‎沒耐心理會地面的忘恩者

217
00:13:21,043 --> 00:13:22,918
‎-我們在後面
‎-他們跑到底下

218
00:13:23,001 --> 00:13:26,334
‎我會讓他們成為囚犯
‎因為簡言之，這是我的法庭

219
00:13:26,418 --> 00:13:29,168
‎我一定會發現你們有罪

220
00:13:29,251 --> 00:13:31,334
‎-但這樣不公平
‎-我們認為公平

221
00:13:31,418 --> 00:13:33,626
‎因為當你淪落

222
00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:37,168
‎不斷下墜，你得面對

223
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:38,876
‎-地底之道
‎-地底

224
00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:42,501
‎因為法律沒有空間，世界需要規矩

225
00:13:42,584 --> 00:13:46,293
‎-在黑暗中，我們不忍受笨蛋
‎-潮濕

226
00:13:46,376 --> 00:13:49,376
‎知道我看來要求很高
‎但請了解只能如此

227
00:13:49,459 --> 00:13:52,001
‎木槌在手，我讓你上台並將你定罪

228
00:13:52,084 --> 00:13:54,959
‎-她會判你有罪
‎-別嫉妒這位法官

229
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:58,834
‎在我們的地下官僚機構

230
00:14:02,668 --> 00:14:05,668
‎唱完那首歌後
‎我對我們的未來沒有信心

231
00:14:05,751 --> 00:14:08,376
‎我也是，但節奏很棒

232
00:14:08,459 --> 00:14:09,543
‎是嗎？

233
00:14:09,626 --> 00:14:12,584
‎各位，我們會全部坐牢

234
00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:15,126
‎又來了

235
00:14:16,376 --> 00:14:17,209
‎花馬雯？

236
00:14:17,293 --> 00:14:20,668
‎快點，我們一定能使某種魔法脫身

237
00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:22,626
‎閉嘴！

238
00:14:24,918 --> 00:14:27,418
‎只要在我的法庭企圖動用魔法

239
00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:30,293
‎就會被判三個無期徒刑

240
00:14:30,376 --> 00:14:33,251
‎知道誰在我的法庭試過魔法嗎？

241
00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:36,834
‎-蓋瑞
‎-我認識一個蓋瑞

242
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:40,918
‎可能不是同一個人，因為那傢伙…
‎等一下

243
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:49,501
‎案件編號2481922
‎跟其他案件都一樣

244
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:51,793
‎外人訴鼴鼠人馬

245
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:53,626
‎陳述你們的罪行

246
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:56,043
‎庭上，重點就在這裡，我們沒有犯罪

247
00:14:56,126 --> 00:14:58,626
‎-我們沒做錯事
‎-我知道了

248
00:14:59,293 --> 00:15:01,876
‎所以，你們是間諜

249
00:15:02,584 --> 00:15:06,501
‎不是，我們光明正大
‎我發誓，尊敬的潮濕大人

250
00:15:06,584 --> 00:15:07,418
‎我們只是…

251
00:15:09,293 --> 00:15:11,793
‎沿著彩虹大道想找下一個巫師

252
00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:13,834
‎下一個巫師？

253
00:15:13,918 --> 00:15:15,543
‎有意思

254
00:15:15,626 --> 00:15:18,584
‎我們會投身詭異的洞…

255
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:23,459
‎我沒別的意思，只是求找到…

256
00:15:23,543 --> 00:15:24,376
‎嘿呦

257
00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:31,709
‎誰給我麥克風

258
00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:32,834
‎拜託不要

259
00:15:32,918 --> 00:15:35,043
‎誰借我舞台

260
00:15:35,126 --> 00:15:35,959
‎天啊

261
00:15:36,043 --> 00:15:39,293
‎我來這裡是因為我要讓你們笑炸

262
00:15:39,376 --> 00:15:41,251
‎很高興你讓我離開籠子

263
00:15:41,334 --> 00:15:42,709
‎你搞得我屁股痛沒錯

264
00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:44,668
‎讓我娛樂你

265
00:15:44,751 --> 00:15:45,584
‎不用了

266
00:15:45,668 --> 00:15:47,876
‎我算是搞笑天王

267
00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:48,876
‎你才不是

268
00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:52,001
‎我不想人家知道，天啊，我好丟臉

269
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:55,668
‎妳好，好丟臉，我的名字是尾巴

270
00:15:55,751 --> 00:15:58,626
‎你可能會覺得我是屁股上的笑柄

271
00:15:58,709 --> 00:15:59,668
‎真可愛

272
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:02,584
‎但是告訴你，我上台時從不出槌

273
00:16:02,668 --> 00:16:06,834
‎聚光燈不可怕
‎因為我無眼、跛腳又毛茸茸

274
00:16:06,918 --> 00:16:07,918
‎什麼？

275
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:11,334
‎我是主秀，懂嗎？大家一起笑吧

276
00:16:11,418 --> 00:16:15,334
‎我有個紙可撕的笑話

277
00:16:15,418 --> 00:16:17,251
‎好糟喔

278
00:16:17,334 --> 00:16:20,834
‎我還有個毛巾笑話，但是有點乾

279
00:16:20,918 --> 00:16:23,168
‎好，我要把你砍掉，然後…

280
00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:25,959
‎妳的骷髏都關在哪裡？

281
00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:27,626
‎-我不…
‎-在肋骨裡

282
00:16:28,209 --> 00:16:30,334
‎-給眾囚犯說一個
‎-你知道嗎？

283
00:16:30,418 --> 00:16:32,584
‎夠了，停，好嗎？

284
00:16:33,251 --> 00:16:34,543
‎飛機餐，對吧？

285
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:37,168
‎那有什麼關係？根本沒道理

286
00:16:38,918 --> 00:16:41,126
‎-你剛剛咬我嗎？
‎-或許吧

287
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:44,209
‎-你看得出來嗎？
‎-誰拿剪刀給我

288
00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:46,709
‎所以現在你知道

289
00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:52,834
‎-我不介意當屁股的笑柄
‎-我想這就是我現在的生活

290
00:16:52,918 --> 00:16:56,834
‎我要嗆人，讓你笑到掛

291
00:16:56,918 --> 00:17:03,793
‎因為我是…

292
00:17:03,876 --> 00:17:09,418
‎屁股的笑柄

293
00:17:09,501 --> 00:17:12,793
‎感謝各位，我整晚都會在這裡

294
00:17:12,876 --> 00:17:16,293
‎歡迎來找我，我就黏在這馬的屁股上

295
00:17:17,209 --> 00:17:20,793
‎你不會黏太久了，給我過來，住手

296
00:17:20,876 --> 00:17:23,959
‎別再說那些蠢笑話了

297
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:34,793
‎等等，這些人喜歡笑話

298
00:17:35,418 --> 00:17:39,126
‎尾巴，你有沒有聽過…

299
00:17:39,209 --> 00:17:43,834
‎我全聽過
‎那妳聽過地底洞迷宮的笑話嗎？

300
00:17:43,918 --> 00:17:45,918
‎那是坑洞

301
00:17:46,001 --> 00:17:48,501
‎對，是胳肢窩

302
00:17:49,626 --> 00:17:52,168
‎那也是胳肢窩

303
00:17:56,918 --> 00:17:59,418
‎庭上，我得跟我的當事人談一下

304
00:18:01,334 --> 00:18:03,584
‎-妳在做什麼？
‎-我在表演喜劇

305
00:18:03,668 --> 00:18:06,501
‎那才不是喜劇，要有笑聲才算喜劇

306
00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:09,084
‎好，快教我演喜劇

307
00:18:09,168 --> 00:18:12,209
‎獅子大開口喔
‎首先，妳要鋪陳跟鋪梗

308
00:18:12,293 --> 00:18:14,293
‎鋪梗，酷，懂了，我會出拳

309
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:17,876
‎不，不是出拳
‎喜劇的重點是痛點和血淋淋

310
00:18:17,959 --> 00:18:20,043
‎要從脆弱點出發

311
00:18:20,126 --> 00:18:22,584
‎-否則就是馬…
‎-我何時出拳？

312
00:18:23,751 --> 00:18:27,376
‎-知道了，不准出拳
‎-夾克法官現在宣讀判決

313
00:18:27,459 --> 00:18:30,001
‎等等，我還有一個笑話

314
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:32,501
‎鋪陳、鋪梗

315
00:18:33,084 --> 00:18:34,334
‎脆弱點

316
00:18:42,543 --> 00:18:43,418
‎嘿

317
00:18:44,001 --> 00:18:48,543
‎妳聽過有戰馬要收集
‎某魔法鑰匙所有零件的故事

318
00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:50,543
‎好讓她開啟裂口

319
00:18:50,626 --> 00:18:53,043
‎離開人馬樂園並回去找她的騎士

320
00:18:53,126 --> 00:18:55,418
‎她把人家當成幻肢來想念？

321
00:18:56,251 --> 00:18:58,793
‎不，戰馬，我沒聽過

322
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,251
‎但結果如何？

323
00:19:06,459 --> 00:19:08,084
‎是坑！

324
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,959
‎等等，我不懂，那不是笑話

325
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:33,209
‎我說得很清楚，我的法庭不允許魔法

326
00:19:33,293 --> 00:19:34,126
‎對

327
00:19:34,209 --> 00:19:37,251
‎庭上，像屎拉洛世奇水晶一樣清楚

328
00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:41,959
‎那是高級昂貴的水晶，以免你們好奇

329
00:19:42,043 --> 00:19:45,043
‎謝謝，我的判決如下

330
00:19:45,126 --> 00:19:49,168
‎如果我們禁止魔法
‎你們就別想伸張正義了

331
00:19:49,251 --> 00:19:53,709
‎因為你們是魔法生物

332
00:19:54,376 --> 00:19:57,043
‎對，我一直想要這樣

333
00:19:57,126 --> 00:20:01,459
‎你們在任何地方都不可能脫離魔法

334
00:20:01,543 --> 00:20:05,876
‎我不知道誰在說腹語，誰是假人

335
00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:07,418
‎我知道哪一個是笨蛋

336
00:20:07,501 --> 00:20:09,668
‎我覺得你們無罪

337
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,418
‎原因是懂搞笑

338
00:20:12,501 --> 00:20:14,668
‎用魔法搞笑

339
00:20:14,751 --> 00:20:16,751
‎我寧願有罪

340
00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:23,793
‎謝謝你們在702案後
‎帶給我們最歡樂的判決

341
00:20:23,876 --> 00:20:26,209
‎被告絆倒並栽進她的生日蛋糕

342
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:28,168
‎那時她正要去關一輩子

343
00:20:28,793 --> 00:20:32,543
‎戰馬，我有東西要給妳作為回報

344
00:20:48,001 --> 00:20:51,084
‎-這是…
‎-我的鑰匙片，善用它

345
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:54,793
‎-我不是很懂
‎-我不懂

346
00:20:54,876 --> 00:20:56,376
‎-她的意思是…
‎-大家

347
00:20:57,209 --> 00:21:01,126
‎顯然這表示她是巫師

348
00:21:02,918 --> 00:21:06,001
‎那個長頭的是對的，休庭！

349
00:21:07,543 --> 00:21:10,376
‎我們爬上去吧

350
00:21:16,001 --> 00:21:18,709
‎花馬雯，妳知道法官是巫師嗎？

351
00:21:19,751 --> 00:21:22,418
‎我完全不懂剛才發生的事

352
00:21:22,501 --> 00:21:25,334
‎我只慶幸我的寶貝都平安無事

353
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:26,251
‎每一個都…

354
00:21:28,626 --> 00:21:30,168
‎新鮮空氣

355
00:21:31,543 --> 00:21:34,293
‎底下也太鬧了吧

356
00:21:35,668 --> 00:21:36,501
‎大家好

357
00:21:38,501 --> 00:21:39,793
‎可羚黛

358
00:21:39,876 --> 00:21:42,876
‎我們完全記得，而且一直很想妳

359
00:21:44,001 --> 00:21:47,834
‎我們不記得，也沒有一直想她

360
00:21:47,918 --> 00:21:49,168
‎全部的人都有分

361
00:21:49,251 --> 00:21:51,668
‎帶著這個祕密進墳墓吧

362
00:21:52,668 --> 00:21:54,293
‎可羚黛

363
00:21:54,376 --> 00:21:57,251
‎如果戰馬能搞定那魔咒

364
00:21:57,334 --> 00:21:59,418
‎她的笑話可以跟我的屁聊天

365
00:21:59,501 --> 00:22:01,751
‎這就是家人的真諦

366
00:22:02,918 --> 00:22:05,126
‎-尾巴？
‎-妳好

367
00:22:05,209 --> 00:22:08,418
‎你一輩子都在我身邊，告訴我實話

368
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:10,709
‎你覺得騎士會認出我嗎？

369
00:22:12,793 --> 00:22:15,251
‎-我可以嚴肅一下嗎？
‎-可以

370
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:18,251
‎這只是開始

371
00:22:20,293 --> 00:22:21,751
‎什麼意思？等等，尾巴

372
00:22:21,834 --> 00:22:24,334
‎-這是什麼意思？
‎-喂，戰馬

373
00:22:24,418 --> 00:22:26,209
‎妳是要繼續跟妳的屁股說話

374
00:22:26,293 --> 00:22:29,334
‎還是要去找最後兩個鑰匙片？

375
00:22:34,543 --> 00:22:35,918
‎再見

376
00:22:36,001 --> 00:22:36,959
‎再見

377
00:22:38,959 --> 00:22:41,376
‎好自在道格拉斯說再見

378
00:23:43,209 --> 00:23:48,209
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