♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
-[grunts] -Mmm.
[echoing] Hello?
[chuckling]
I love it.
[echoing] Hello?
[chuckling]
[echoing] Hello?
This puddle is full of new friends.
[sighs] We've been over this. It's just an echo.
[echoing] Hello, Echo! My name's Durpleton!
And it's not a puddle. It's a hole. And the Rainbow Road goes right into it.
So I guess we're going in.
This is like that dream I had
where my portal tummy was pregnant with everything I ever stole.
[quavers] Babies.
The last time we went off of the Rainbow Road into a hole,
a Beartaur almost turned us into taxidermy.
But this is different. We're staying on the Rainbow Road and going into a hole.
[wind whistling]
What do you think, Wammawink?
Hmm. Wammawink?
Huh? Hmm. Oh yeah. Well, the song did say…
♪ Follow the road ♪
♪ Commune with the Shamans ♪
-And the road leads to the hole. -Ha! You heard her.
This is the way to the next piece of the key and how I get rid of this.
[Wammawink] What? The hair?
Or you could sort of, I don't know, stay that way.
-Kinda like it. -What?
I don't know. I kinda like it. Just sayin'.
Looks good. Let me just get that out of your face a little bit. You might like it.
Fine. If we have to go down the hole, Durpleton's got friends down there.
-Again, that was an echo. -He's also got a really long head.
Again, that's his neck.
Whatever. Let's just climb down that thing.
Again, that's a pregnancy hole.
[all] Holes!
♪ With every hole That's chock-full of babies ♪
♪ We make new friends And climb into cavies ♪
-[loud thud] -[music stops]
[Durpleton] Is everyone okay?
-[Horse] Why is it so dark? -[Ched] It's a hole, dummy.
[Wammawink] Durpleton, can you use your sparkle-blink-- Oh!
Um, excuse me, who's touching my-- [screams]
-[Horse] Knock it off! -[Ched] You knock it off!
-[Glendale] Wammawink? -[Wammawink] Glendale?
[Ched] Was that Horse? No!
-Durpleton? -[thud]
[Wammawink] ♪ In Centaurworld ♪
-[neighing] -[vocalizing]
[squeaks]
[suspenseful music playing]
[groaning] Where are we?
What happened?
What?
[screams] What is this place?
Uh, prison, obviously. Dum-dum.
-How long have we been here? -[blues music plays]
Ten long seconds.
♪ Well ♪
♪ I stole honey from the Beetaurs Stole branches from Plantaurs, too ♪
♪ I even stole this guitar So I can play these prison blues ♪
♪ Oh, I steals ♪
♪ Oh yes, I do ♪
♪ I steals so I can feels ♪
♪ Oh, I steals, I steals I steals, I steals, I steals ♪
♪ So I can fee-- ♪
Okay. That'll be enough. Thank you, Glendale.
[male voice] Yes, I agree. Enough of that.
Who said that?
[groans] Ugh!
[bellows]
The prisoners will only speak when spoken to,
so says I, Comfortable Doug.
I, uh…
Well, uh, Doug, what are you?
Comfortable.
Doug. That is the name that I am called.
And I represent the Moletaur Court and the honorable Judge Jacket presiding.
-Here. -Wait.
So, Comfortable Doug, why did you lock us up?
Because you are in jail.
-But we haven't done anything wrong. -[chomping]
-So, how do you get out of here? -Hey, wait. Is that cake?
-Where'd you get the cake? -I traded with Gary.
Who's Gary? And what did you trade?
[chuckles]
Let me guess. You traded me.
-Again. -[Horse groans]
We haven't done anything wrong. You can't keep us here.
Oh, I can't say I know much
about how the law works where you are from, young lady,
but down here, you get caught, and then you go in the hole.
-Them's the rules. -We are in a hole, Comfortable Doug.
There's always more holes.
You said something about a judge. Does that mean we get to defend ourselves?
But of course.
To stand before Her Honor will then also be your greatest honor.
It's an honor circle of honor.
Everyone's honored.
So we get a trial? That's good.
Uh, don't get too excited.
You'll all get your turn to tell it to the judge!
But she has a 100% conviction rate.
Mary will back me up on this statement.
-Mary? -[rumbling]
Yeah, always, Comfortable Doug. We see eye to tiny eye on all things.
[rumbling]
The judge will see you soon.
TTYL!
This is an acronym.
I do not know its meaning, but others said it one time
and I heard it as they were leaving.
I'm repeating it now to you.
We have to get out.
[grunts]
That's not gonna work, dummy.
Ched, why are you still even in your cell?
-I'm not. I'm in Gary's cell. -Okay. I don't care whose cell it is.
Why not fly through the bars and go find a key?
Impossible. I'd never fit these ripples through that tiny little gap. I mean…
[rock music plays]
…check it.
[laughing] Oh.
Very impressive, Ched! Here, let me try.
I'll just shoot a tiny version of myself in there and she can unlock it.
Ooh! Hey there, little teeny me. Since you're already in there…
[in deep voice] …could you turn that latch so we--
[screaming]
-[laughs] -Whoo-hoo!
[laughing]
Yeah, baby!
-[all screaming] -[groans]
It seems like you guys don't wanna get out.
You're happy with your prison cake and your Garys,
who is a skeleton, by the way, Ched.
Is this true, Gary?
[eerie music playing]
See? This is exactly what I'm talking about.
It seems like you don't care about getting out of here. But I do.
I've already been in Centaurworld too long.
I mean, look at me. I'm starting to look like one of you.
-[Centaurs gasp] -How dare you?
You say it like it's a bad thing.
[groans] It's not bad for you, but it doesn't work for me.
A war horse doesn't wear elastic hair weapons.
They're scrunchies.
Look, I just don't know what I'm becoming. And it really bums me out.
-[male voice] Did somebody say bums? -[Centaurs] No.
-What's black and white and red all over? -What?
[male voice] A lousy argument that ends in a stabbing!
[Centaurs laugh]
-Stabbing. I know about those. -Yes!
Ah! That was a good one, Horse.
Who said that?
Knock knock.
[all] Who's there?
Interrupting tail.
-[Centaurs] Interrupting tail-- -Who is saying this?
Looks like we got a heckler. Hey, this is my job.
-I don't come to where you work and-- -[cries] What is happening to my body?
[grunts]
What did the judge say to the muttering jailbird?
[Centaurs] What?
"Finish your sentence!"
-[all laugh] -Get it? You get it, don't you, Ched?
[forced laugh] Of course I get it. It's totally my kind of humor, right?
It's such a Ched thing. I love this guy.
Well, folks, that's my time.
I'll be here all week for the rest of your life.
Goodbye!
[gasps]
[laughing] Oh, Horse, I can't believe it. Oh, what a marvelous moment.
-Your very first spell! -[spits]
Is that what that was? A spell?
Cross my heart, baby girl. That was your first spell.
Now we spell-ebrate!
Whoa, good one.
What? No! Oh no, no, no, no. This isn't something to spell-ebrate.
Hey, I get it. It's a big day for you and you're wishing Rider was here.
You think I want Rider to see me like this?
Don't you hate it when your shoulder pads-- [muffled grunt]
She'll think I've become some sort of clown!
Oh dear. Is that what's been on your mind?
She won't think you're a clown just because you got your hair did.
You don't get it!
[sobbing] Nobody does!
[groans] And now my tears are made out of rainbows? [cries]
Oh, I know you're upset, but there's a bright side.
Every first spell gets a first spell party!
Yeah! Ain't no party like a prison party, 'cause a prison party's got Ched piñatas!
Oh, and toilet raisin punch.
-Who wants something to drink? -[cheering]
You know it's delicious because it came from a toilet!
[snapping fingers]
Everyone should be proud of their magical bodies.
♪ Oh, she is beauty She is grace ♪
♪ She's got a tail that grew a face ♪
♪ Oh, life is a miracle But life's a little strange ♪
♪ There will come a day When your body starts to change ♪
♪ You get feathers in weird places ♪
♪ And sometimes you make weird smells ♪
♪ But that's the joy Of getting baby's first spell ♪
♪ Oh, bodies are interesting You never know what is in store, no ♪
♪ Sometimes you get weird powers 'Cause of ancient rites and hormones ♪
♪ You get tummy cramps and mood swings ♪
♪ Sometimes psychic powers As well as pimples ♪
♪ You got baby's first spell ♪
♪ Magic, magic, magic you Your body is the miracle ♪
♪ Baby's first spell ♪
♪ Magic, magic you ♪
♪ Baby's first ♪
[harmonizing] ♪ Spell ♪
[party horn blows]
[dance music playing]
Guys, thank you for trying to cheer me up, but you know what'd really cheer me up?
Getting back to Rider before the rest of me turns into talking cotton candy.
Piñata! [grunts]
Glendale, are these teeth?
Hmm?
Okay! Shut it down.
-[music stops] -There's no parties in prison.
-It's prison. -Look at this guy, huh?
Somebody call a doctor. We need to get a mole removed!
[laughing]
[laughing] A mole!
[laughter continues]
[forced laugh]
It's funny because it's a joke!
Save it for the judge!
[farts]
[sniffing] Mmm.
She's ready for you now.
Um, one at a time through this hole, right directly here.
I'm not goin' before no gavel smacker. I've served my time.
[grunting]
You can take me first.
Yeah, I don't care what order you go inside the hole
as long as you go inside the hole.
[squeaks]
I need to borrow some scrunchies.
[giggles]
[muffled grunt]
I'm not taking any chances.
[snarling]
[snorts]
[continues snarling]
-Do the thing. -[inhales deeply]
You need to hire a bailiff. We are grossly understaffed.
All rise for the honorable Judge Jacket presiding.
♪ Oh ♪
-♪ We don't really care for interlopers ♪ -♪ We're Moletaurs ♪
♪ We don't like sharing our den With jokers ♪
♪ We barely have eyes ♪
♪ Don't like outsiders And outsiders hate me ♪
♪ Skin ♪
-Ugh. Please don't touch me. -♪ Oh ♪
♪ Don't have patience For those surface ingrates ♪
-♪ Now we're behind you ♪ -♪ They come down here ♪
♪ And I'll make them inmates 'Cause in short, this my court ♪
♪ And I'm sure to find you Guilty as can be ♪
-But that's not fair. -We think it is.
♪ 'Cause when you fall from grace ♪
♪ It's a long way down And you have to face the ways ♪
-♪ Of the underground ♪ -♪ The underground ♪
♪ Because the law is fixed And the world needs rules ♪
♪ In darkness, we don't suffer any fools ♪
♪ Moist ♪
♪ Know I seem demanding But please understand how it has to be ♪
♪ A gavel in hand I make you take the stand ♪
♪ And I'll find you guilty ♪
♪ Don't begrudge this old judge ♪
♪ In our underground bureaucracy ♪
Not feeling too confident about our future after that song.
Same. But it had a good beat.
Did it though?
[whispering] You guys, we're all gonna go to jail.
Again.
Uh, Wammawink?
Come on. There must be something magical we can do to get out of here.
-[muffled grunt] -[groans] Shut up!
Any attempt to deploy magic in my courtroom
will result in three consecutive life sentences.
You know who tried magic in my courtroom?
-Gary! -I knew a Gary once.
Probably not the same guy though. 'Cause that guy was-- Wait a minute.
[gavel banging]
Case number 2,481,922. Same as every other case.
Outsiders versus Moletaurs.
State your crime.
That's just it, Your Honor. There was no crime.
-We've done nothing wrong. -I see.
So, you're spies!
No. We've got nothing to hide. I swear, Your Honorable Moistness,
-we were just… -[muffled speech]
…following the Rainbow Road to find the next Shaman.
The next Shaman?
Interesting!
And we'd only fling ourselves into a weird,
no offense, uh, hole if there were some chance that it would bring us closer to--
Hey-o! Huh?
♪ Whoa ♪
-♪ Somebody give me a microphone ♪ -Please don't.
-♪ Somebody lend me the stage ♪ -Oh my gosh.
♪ I'm here because I have to Make you split your sides with laughter ♪
-♪ So glad you let me out of my cage ♪ -Your splitting my sides, all right.
-♪ Somebody let me entertain you ♪ -I'm good.
-♪ I'm kinda the comedic holy grail ♪ -No, you're not!
♪ I didn't wanna share this Oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed ♪
♪ Well, hello there, So Embarrassed My name's Tail ♪
♪ You might think That I'm the butt of the joke ♪
Cute.
♪ But I tell ya When I'm up here, I never choke ♪
♪ The spotlight isn't scary When you're eyeless, limp, and hairy ♪
What?
♪ I'm the main attraction! Get it? Have a laugh with me, folks ♪
Say, I've got a joke about paper that's tear-ible!
Oh, that is so bad.
I got another joke about towels, but it's a little dry.
Okay. I will chop you off and I'm--
Say, where do you keep the skeletons locked up?
-[Horse] I don't-- -In a rib cage!
-One for the prison crowd. -Okay. Know what?
-That's enough. Stop it, okay? -[muffled grunt]
Airplane food, am I right?
What's that have to do with-- That doesn't even make--
-[grunting] -Ow, ow, ow, ow!
-Did you just bite me? -Maybe.
-Could you tail? -Oh, somebody get me some scissors.
♪ So now you see ♪
♪ I don't mind being The butt of the joke ♪
♪ Guess this is my life now ♪
♪ I'm just here to provoke Make you laugh till you croak ♪
♪ 'Cause I am ♪
♪ The butt of the joke ♪
Thank you so much, folks! I am here all night.
You can find me attached to this horse's behind.
Oh, not for much longer, you won't. Get over here! Stop it!
You… You need to stop saying those stupid silly jokes.
[laughing]
[laughing raspily]
Wait. These guys like jokes.
Hey, Tail, did you hear the one about the--
I heard all of 'em! Did you hear the one about the maze of underground holes?
It was the pits.
Yeah, it was the armpits.
[laughs nervously] Those are also what it was. The armpits.
-[forced laugh] -[crickets chirping]
[clears throat]
Your Honor, I need a moment with my client.
-What are you doing? -[snorts] I'm doing the comedy thing.
That's not comedy. You need laughter to make it comedy.
Okay. Teach my everything about comedy. Real quick. Do it now.
That's a big ask. First, you need a setup and a punchline.
Punch. Cool. Got it. I know what punching is.
Nope, not that. Comedy is all about pain and honesty.
It's gotta come from a place of vulnerability.
-Otherwise, you look like a horse's-- -When do I punch?
[groans]
-Got it. No punching. -Judge Jacket will now read her verdict.
Wait! I got another joke for ya.
-[chuckles nervously] Setup. Punchline. -[sighs]
Vulnerability. Hmm… [exhales]
Hey! Did you hear the one about the horse that needs to collect all the pieces
of an enchanted key so that she can open the rift
and leave Centaurworld to go back to her Rider,
who she misses like a phantom limb? [inhales]
Well, no, Horse. I haven't heard that one.
But how's it end?
[drumroll]
[suspenseful music playing]
It was the pits!
[party horn blows]
[dramatic music playing]
[Moletaurs laughing]
[laughing hysterically]
Wait. I don't get it. That wasn't a joke.
[all laughing]
[Judge Jacket laughing hysterically]
[snorting]
Well, I was clear about not allowing magic in my courtroom, wasn't I?
Yes. Clear as a Shlavarski crystal, Your Honor.
A very fine and very expensive crystal, in case you were wondering or curious.
Thank you. My verdict is as follows.
If we prohibited magic, you would never get a chance at justice,
-because you are magical. -[gasps]
Oh, good. What I've always wanted.
There is no world where your magic could be separated from you.
I mean, I couldn't tell who was the ventriloquist and who was the dummy.
I know which one was the dummy.
I find you not guilty…
-[Centaurs cheering] -…by reason of hilarity.
[Judge Jacket] Magic hilarity!
-I mean, I'd rather just be guilty. -[laughs]
Thank you for giving us the most fun we've had at a sentencing
since case number 702, when the defendant tripped and fell onto her birthday cake
on their way to jail forever.
In return, I have something I'd like to give you, Horse.
-[Wormtaur giggles] -Oh.
-[screams] -Oh.
Aye!
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
Ah, oh, oh.
-Is this… -My piece of the key. Use it well.
-I… I'm not sure I'm following. -No, I'm not following.
-Does she mean… -You guys.
[stuttering] Obviously, this means that she is the Shaman.
Duh!
The one with the long head is right. Court adjourned!
[rumbles]
[in singsong] Well, let's get climbing!
[joyful music playing]
[chuckles] Wammawink! Did you know the judge was a shaman?
Ha-ha! Oh, I don't understand what just happened at all.
I'm just glad my babies are all safe. Every single--
[gasps]
Fresh air!
Hoo-wee! It was a real turd circus down there, man.
Oh! Hey, guys.
[gasps]
Uh, Glendale!
We totally remembered and missed you the whole time.
You guys, we did not totally remember and miss her the whole time.
It's on all of us.
We take this to the grave.
Glendale!
You know, if Horse gets a grip on that spell,
her jokes can talk to my farts.
And that's what makes a family.
-Hey, Tail? -Howdy!
You've been around me my whole life. Tell me the truth.
Do you think Rider will recognize me?
-Can I be serious for a minute? -Yes.
This is only the beginning.
What does that mean? Wait, Tail! What does that mean?
Yo, Horse. You gonna keep talking to your butt,
or are we gonna get those last two pieces of the key? Huh?
[somber music playing]
-Goodbye! -[Comfortable Doug] Goodbye!
Comfortable Douglas has said goodbye now.
[closing theme music playing]
[Horse galloping]
[neighing]
[whimsical music playing]