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♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪

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-[grunts]
-Mmm.

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[echoing] Hello?

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[chuckling]

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I love it.

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[echoing] Hello?

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[chuckling]

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[echoing] Hello?

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This puddle is full of new friends.

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[sighs] We've been over this.
It's just an echo.

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[echoing] Hello, Echo!
My name's Durpleton!

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And it's not a puddle. It's a hole.
And the Rainbow Road goes right into it.

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So I guess we're going in.

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This is like that dream I had

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where my portal tummy was pregnant
with everything I ever stole.

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[quavers] Babies.

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The last time we went off of
the Rainbow Road into a hole,

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a Beartaur
almost turned us into taxidermy.

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But this is different. We're staying on
the Rainbow Road and going into a hole.

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[wind whistling]

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What do you think, Wammawink?

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Hmm. Wammawink?

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Huh? Hmm. Oh yeah. Well, the song did say…

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♪ Follow the road ♪

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♪ Commune with the Shamans ♪

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-And the road leads to the hole.
-Ha! You heard her.

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This is the way to the next piece
of the key and how I get rid of this.

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[Wammawink] What? The hair?

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Or you could sort of,
I don't know, stay that way.

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-Kinda like it.
-What?

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I don't know.
I kinda like it. Just sayin'.

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Looks good. Let me just get that out of
your face a little bit. You might like it.

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Fine. If we have to go down the hole,
Durpleton's got friends down there.

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-Again, that was an echo.
-He's also got a really long head.

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Again, that's his neck.

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Whatever.
Let's just climb down that thing.

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Again, that's a pregnancy hole.

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[all] Holes!

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♪ With every hole
That's chock-full of babies ♪

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♪ We make new friends
And climb into cavies ♪

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-[loud thud]
-[music stops]

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[Durpleton] Is everyone okay?

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-[Horse] Why is it so dark?
-[Ched] It's a hole, dummy.

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[Wammawink] Durpleton,
can you use your sparkle-blink-- Oh!

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Um, excuse me,
who's touching my-- [screams]

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-[Horse] Knock it off!
-[Ched] You knock it off!

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-[Glendale] Wammawink?
-[Wammawink] Glendale?

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[Ched] Was that Horse? No!

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-Durpleton?
-[thud]

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[Wammawink] ♪ In Centaurworld ♪

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-[neighing]
-[vocalizing]

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[squeaks]

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[groaning] Where are we?

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What happened?

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What?

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[screams] What is this place?

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Uh, prison, obviously. Dum-dum.

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-How long have we been here?
-[blues music plays]

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Ten long seconds.

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♪ Well ♪

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♪ I stole honey from the Beetaurs
Stole branches from Plantaurs, too ♪

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♪ I even stole this guitar
So I can play these prison blues ♪

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♪ Oh, I steals ♪

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♪ Oh yes, I do ♪

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♪ I steals so I can feels ♪

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♪ Oh, I steals, I steals
I steals, I steals, I steals ♪

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♪ So I can fee-- ♪

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Okay. That'll be enough.
Thank you, Glendale.

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[male voice] Yes, I agree. Enough of that.

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Who said that?

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[groans] Ugh!

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[bellows]

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The prisoners will only speak
when spoken to,

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so says I, Comfortable Doug.

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I, uh…

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Well, uh, Doug, what are you?

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Comfortable.

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Doug. That is the name that I am called.

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And I represent the Moletaur Court
and the honorable Judge Jacket presiding.

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-Here.
-Wait.

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So, Comfortable Doug,
why did you lock us up?

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Because you are in jail.

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-But we haven't done anything wrong.
-[chomping]

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-So, how do you get out of here?
-Hey, wait. Is that cake?

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-Where'd you get the cake?
-I traded with Gary.

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Who's Gary? And what did you trade?

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[chuckles]

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Let me guess. You traded me.

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-Again.
-[Horse groans]

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We haven't done anything wrong.
You can't keep us here.

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Oh, I can't say I know much

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about how the law works
where you are from, young lady,

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but down here, you get caught,
and then you go in the hole.

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-Them's the rules.
-We are in a hole, Comfortable Doug.

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There's always more holes.

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You said something about a judge.
Does that mean we get to defend ourselves?

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But of course.

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To stand before Her Honor
will then also be your greatest honor.

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It's an honor circle of honor.

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Everyone's honored.

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So we get a trial? That's good.

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Uh, don't get too excited.

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You'll all get your turn
to tell it to the judge!

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But she has a 100% conviction rate.

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Mary will back me up on this statement.

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-Mary?
-[rumbling]

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Yeah, always, Comfortable Doug.
We see eye to tiny eye on all things.

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[rumbling]

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The judge will see you soon.

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TTYL!

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This is an acronym.

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I do not know its meaning,
but others said it one time

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and I heard it as they were leaving.

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I'm repeating it now to you.

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We have to get out.

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[grunts]

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That's not gonna work, dummy.

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Ched, why are you still even in your cell?

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-I'm not. I'm in Gary's cell.
-Okay. I don't care whose cell it is.

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Why not fly through the bars
and go find a key?

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Impossible. I'd never fit these ripples
through that tiny little gap. I mean…

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[rock music plays]

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…check it.

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[laughing] Oh.

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Very impressive, Ched! Here, let me try.

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I'll just shoot a tiny version of myself
in there and she can unlock it.

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Ooh! Hey there, little teeny me.
Since you're already in there…

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[in deep voice] …could you turn
that latch so we--

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[screaming]

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-[laughs]
-Whoo-hoo!

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[laughing]

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Yeah, baby!

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-[all screaming]
-[groans]

135
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It seems like you guys
don't wanna get out.

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You're happy with your prison cake
and your Garys,

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who is a skeleton, by the way, Ched.

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Is this true, Gary?

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[eerie music playing]

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See? This is exactly
what I'm talking about.

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It seems like you don't care
about getting out of here. But I do.

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I've already been
in Centaurworld too long.

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I mean, look at me.
I'm starting to look like one of you.

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-[Centaurs gasp]
-How dare you?

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You say it like it's a bad thing.

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[groans] It's not bad for you,
but it doesn't work for me.

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A war horse doesn't wear
elastic hair weapons.

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They're scrunchies.

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Look, I just don't know what I'm becoming.
And it really bums me out.

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-[male voice] Did somebody say bums?
-[Centaurs] No.

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-What's black and white and red all over?
-What?

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[male voice] A lousy argument
that ends in a stabbing!

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[Centaurs laugh]

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-Stabbing. I know about those.
-Yes!

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Ah! That was a good one, Horse.

156
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Who said that?

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Knock knock.

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[all] Who's there?

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Interrupting tail.

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-[Centaurs] Interrupting tail--
-Who is saying this?

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Looks like we got a heckler.
Hey, this is my job.

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-I don't come to where you work and--
-[cries] What is happening to my body?

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[grunts]

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What did the judge say
to the muttering jailbird?

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[Centaurs] What?

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"Finish your sentence!"

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-[all laugh]
-Get it? You get it, don't you, Ched?

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[forced laugh] Of course I get it.
It's totally my kind of humor, right?

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It's such a Ched thing. I love this guy.

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Well, folks, that's my time.

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I'll be here all week
for the rest of your life.

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Goodbye!

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[gasps]

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[laughing] Oh, Horse, I can't believe it.
Oh, what a marvelous moment.

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-Your very first spell!
-[spits]

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Is that what that was? A spell?

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Cross my heart, baby girl.
That was your first spell.

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Now we spell-ebrate!

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Whoa, good one.

180
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What? No! Oh no, no, no, no.
This isn't something to spell-ebrate.

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Hey, I get it. It's a big day for you
and you're wishing Rider was here.

182
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You think I want Rider
to see me like this?

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Don't you hate it
when your shoulder pads-- [muffled grunt]

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She'll think I've become
some sort of clown!

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Oh dear. Is that what's been on your mind?

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She won't think you're a clown
just because you got your hair did.

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You don't get it!

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[sobbing] Nobody does!

189
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[groans] And now my tears
are made out of rainbows? [cries]

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Oh, I know you're upset,
but there's a bright side.

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Every first spell
gets a first spell party!

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Yeah! Ain't no party like a prison party,
'cause a prison party's got Ched piñatas!

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Oh, and toilet raisin punch.

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-Who wants something to drink?
-[cheering]

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You know it's delicious
because it came from a toilet!

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[snapping fingers]

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Everyone should be proud
of their magical bodies.

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♪ Oh, she is beauty
She is grace ♪

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♪ She's got a tail that grew a face ♪

200
00:10:09,168 --> 00:10:14,168
♪ Oh, life is a miracle
But life's a little strange ♪

201
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:19,293
♪ There will come a day
When your body starts to change ♪

202
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♪ You get feathers in weird places ♪

203
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♪ And sometimes you make weird smells ♪

204
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♪ But that's the joy
Of getting baby's first spell ♪

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♪ Oh, bodies are interesting
You never know what is in store, no ♪

206
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♪ Sometimes you get weird powers
'Cause of ancient rites and hormones ♪

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♪ You get tummy cramps and mood swings ♪

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♪ Sometimes psychic powers
As well as pimples ♪

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♪ You got baby's first spell ♪

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♪ Magic, magic, magic you
Your body is the miracle ♪

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♪ Baby's first spell ♪

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♪ Magic, magic you ♪

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♪ Baby's first ♪

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[harmonizing] ♪ Spell ♪

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[party horn blows]

216
00:11:09,918 --> 00:11:11,251
[dance music playing]

217
00:11:13,084 --> 00:11:17,626
Guys, thank you for trying to cheer me up,
but you know what'd really cheer me up?

218
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Getting back to Rider before the rest
of me turns into talking cotton candy.

219
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Piñata! [grunts]

220
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Glendale, are these teeth?

221
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Hmm?

222
00:11:28,834 --> 00:11:30,751
Okay! Shut it down.

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-[music stops]
-There's no parties in prison.

224
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-It's prison.
-Look at this guy, huh?

225
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Somebody call a doctor.
We need to get a mole removed!

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[laughing]

227
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[laughing] A mole!

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[laughter continues]

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[forced laugh]

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It's funny because it's a joke!

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Save it for the judge!

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[farts]

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[sniffing] Mmm.

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She's ready for you now.

235
00:12:02,334 --> 00:12:06,293
Um, one at a time through this hole,
right directly here.

236
00:12:07,043 --> 00:12:10,209
I'm not goin' before no gavel smacker.
I've served my time.

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[grunting]

238
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You can take me first.

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00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:16,959
Yeah, I don't care
what order you go inside the hole

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00:12:17,043 --> 00:12:19,043
as long as you go inside the hole.

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[squeaks]

242
00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:24,793
I need to borrow some scrunchies.

243
00:12:24,876 --> 00:12:25,876
[giggles]

244
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,751
[muffled grunt]

245
00:12:33,834 --> 00:12:35,459
I'm not taking any chances.

246
00:12:35,918 --> 00:12:37,418
[snarling]

247
00:12:37,501 --> 00:12:38,501
[snorts]

248
00:12:38,584 --> 00:12:40,209
[continues snarling]

249
00:12:46,793 --> 00:12:49,084
-Do the thing.
-[inhales deeply]

250
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:51,834
You need to hire a bailiff.
We are grossly understaffed.

251
00:12:51,918 --> 00:12:55,709
All rise
for the honorable Judge Jacket presiding.

252
00:13:03,251 --> 00:13:04,334
♪ Oh ♪

253
00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:07,834
-♪ We don't really care for interlopers ♪
-♪ We're Moletaurs ♪

254
00:13:07,918 --> 00:13:10,001
♪ We don't like sharing our den
With jokers ♪

255
00:13:10,084 --> 00:13:11,501
♪ We barely have eyes ♪

256
00:13:11,584 --> 00:13:14,293
♪ Don't like outsiders
And outsiders hate me ♪

257
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:15,918
♪ Skin ♪

258
00:13:16,001 --> 00:13:17,959
-Ugh. Please don't touch me.
-♪ Oh ♪

259
00:13:18,043 --> 00:13:20,876
♪ Don't have patience
For those surface ingrates ♪

260
00:13:20,959 --> 00:13:23,209
-♪ Now we're behind you ♪
-♪ They come down here ♪

261
00:13:23,293 --> 00:13:26,334
♪ And I'll make them inmates
'Cause in short, this my court ♪

262
00:13:26,418 --> 00:13:29,168
♪ And I'm sure to find you
Guilty as can be ♪

263
00:13:29,251 --> 00:13:31,334
-But that's not fair.
-We think it is.

264
00:13:31,418 --> 00:13:33,626
♪ 'Cause when you fall from grace ♪

265
00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:37,168
♪ It's a long way down
And you have to face the ways ♪

266
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,459
-♪ Of the underground ♪
-♪ The underground ♪

267
00:13:39,543 --> 00:13:42,501
♪ Because the law is fixed
And the world needs rules ♪

268
00:13:42,584 --> 00:13:45,084
♪ In darkness, we don't suffer any fools ♪

269
00:13:45,168 --> 00:13:46,293
♪ Moist ♪

270
00:13:46,376 --> 00:13:49,376
♪ Know I seem demanding
But please understand how it has to be ♪

271
00:13:49,459 --> 00:13:51,459
♪ A gavel in hand
I make you take the stand ♪

272
00:13:51,543 --> 00:13:52,959
♪ And I'll find you guilty ♪

273
00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:54,959
♪ Don't begrudge this old judge ♪

274
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:58,834
♪ In our underground bureaucracy ♪

275
00:14:02,668 --> 00:14:05,668
Not feeling too confident
about our future after that song.

276
00:14:05,751 --> 00:14:08,376
Same. But it had a good beat.

277
00:14:08,459 --> 00:14:09,543
Did it though?

278
00:14:09,626 --> 00:14:12,709
[whispering] You guys,
we're all gonna go to jail.

279
00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:15,293
Again.

280
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,209
Uh, Wammawink?

281
00:14:17,293 --> 00:14:20,668
Come on. There must be something magical
we can do to get out of here.

282
00:14:20,751 --> 00:14:22,751
-[muffled grunt]
-[groans] Shut up!

283
00:14:24,876 --> 00:14:27,418
Any attempt to deploy magic
in my courtroom

284
00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:30,293
will result in
three consecutive life sentences.

285
00:14:30,376 --> 00:14:33,251
You know who tried magic in my courtroom?

286
00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:36,834
-Gary!
-I knew a Gary once.

287
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:41,293
Probably not the same guy though.
'Cause that guy was-- Wait a minute.

288
00:14:41,376 --> 00:14:43,043
[gavel banging]

289
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:49,501
Case number 2,481,922.
Same as every other case.

290
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:51,793
Outsiders versus Moletaurs.

291
00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:53,626
State your crime.

292
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:56,043
That's just it, Your Honor.
There was no crime.

293
00:14:56,126 --> 00:14:58,626
-We've done nothing wrong.
-I see.

294
00:14:59,293 --> 00:15:01,876
So, you're spies!

295
00:15:02,584 --> 00:15:06,501
No. We've got nothing to hide.
I swear, Your Honorable Moistness,

296
00:15:06,584 --> 00:15:08,459
-we were just…
-[muffled speech]

297
00:15:09,293 --> 00:15:11,793
…following the Rainbow Road
to find the next Shaman.

298
00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:13,834
The next Shaman?

299
00:15:13,918 --> 00:15:15,543
Interesting!

300
00:15:15,626 --> 00:15:18,584
And we'd only fling ourselves
into a weird,

301
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:23,459
no offense, uh, hole if there were some
chance that it would bring us closer to--

302
00:15:23,543 --> 00:15:25,418
Hey-o! Huh?

303
00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:29,709
♪ Whoa ♪

304
00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:32,834
-♪ Somebody give me a microphone ♪
-Please don't.

305
00:15:32,918 --> 00:15:35,959
-♪ Somebody lend me the stage ♪
-Oh my gosh.

306
00:15:36,043 --> 00:15:39,293
♪ I'm here because I have to
Make you split your sides with laughter ♪

307
00:15:39,376 --> 00:15:42,751
-♪ So glad you let me out of my cage ♪
-Your splitting my sides, all right.

308
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:45,584
-♪ Somebody let me entertain you ♪
-I'm good.

309
00:15:45,668 --> 00:15:48,876
-♪ I'm kinda the comedic holy grail ♪
-No, you're not!

310
00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:52,251
♪ I didn't wanna share this
Oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed ♪

311
00:15:52,334 --> 00:15:55,668
♪ Well, hello there, So Embarrassed
My name's Tail ♪

312
00:15:55,751 --> 00:15:58,626
♪ You might think
That I'm the butt of the joke ♪

313
00:15:58,709 --> 00:15:59,668
Cute.

314
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:02,584
♪ But I tell ya
When I'm up here, I never choke ♪

315
00:16:02,668 --> 00:16:06,834
♪ The spotlight isn't scary
When you're eyeless, limp, and hairy ♪

316
00:16:06,918 --> 00:16:07,918
What?

317
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:11,334
♪ I'm the main attraction! Get it?
Have a laugh with me, folks ♪

318
00:16:11,418 --> 00:16:15,334
Say, I've got a joke
about paper that's tear-ible!

319
00:16:15,418 --> 00:16:17,251
Oh, that is so bad.

320
00:16:17,334 --> 00:16:20,834
I got another joke about towels,
but it's a little dry.

321
00:16:20,918 --> 00:16:23,168
Okay. I will chop you off and I'm--

322
00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:25,959
Say, where do you keep
the skeletons locked up?

323
00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:28,209
-[Horse] I don't--
-In a rib cage!

324
00:16:28,293 --> 00:16:30,334
-One for the prison crowd.
-Okay. Know what?

325
00:16:30,418 --> 00:16:33,168
-That's enough. Stop it, okay?
-[muffled grunt]

326
00:16:33,251 --> 00:16:34,543
Airplane food, am I right?

327
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:37,043
What's that have to do with--
That doesn't even make--

328
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,834
-[grunting]
-Ow, ow, ow, ow!

329
00:16:38,918 --> 00:16:41,126
-Did you just bite me?
-Maybe.

330
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:44,584
-Could you tail?
-Oh, somebody get me some scissors.

331
00:16:44,668 --> 00:16:46,709
♪ So now you see ♪

332
00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:51,418
♪ I don't mind being
The butt of the joke ♪

333
00:16:51,501 --> 00:16:52,834
♪ Guess this is my life now ♪

334
00:16:52,918 --> 00:16:56,834
♪ I'm just here to provoke
Make you laugh till you croak ♪

335
00:16:56,918 --> 00:17:03,793
♪ 'Cause I am ♪

336
00:17:03,876 --> 00:17:09,418
♪ The butt of the joke ♪

337
00:17:09,501 --> 00:17:12,793
Thank you so much, folks!
I am here all night.

338
00:17:12,876 --> 00:17:16,293
You can find me
attached to this horse's behind.

339
00:17:17,209 --> 00:17:20,793
Oh, not for much longer, you won't.
Get over here! Stop it!

340
00:17:20,876 --> 00:17:24,043
You… You need to stop saying
those stupid silly jokes.

341
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,126
[laughing]

342
00:17:29,459 --> 00:17:31,459
[laughing raspily]

343
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:34,793
Wait. These guys like jokes.

344
00:17:35,418 --> 00:17:39,126
Hey, Tail,
did you hear the one about the--

345
00:17:39,209 --> 00:17:43,834
I heard all of 'em! Did you hear the one
about the maze of underground holes?

346
00:17:43,918 --> 00:17:45,918
It was the pits.

347
00:17:46,001 --> 00:17:48,543
Yeah, it was the armpits.

348
00:17:48,626 --> 00:17:52,168
[laughs nervously]
Those are also what it was. The armpits.

349
00:17:52,251 --> 00:17:54,793
-[forced laugh]
-[crickets chirping]

350
00:17:54,876 --> 00:17:56,001
[clears throat]

351
00:17:56,918 --> 00:17:59,418
Your Honor,
I need a moment with my client.

352
00:18:00,751 --> 00:18:03,584
-What are you doing?
-[snorts] I'm doing the comedy thing.

353
00:18:03,668 --> 00:18:06,501
That's not comedy.
You need laughter to make it comedy.

354
00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:09,376
Okay. Teach my everything about comedy.
Real quick. Do it now.

355
00:18:09,459 --> 00:18:12,209
That's a big ask.
First, you need a setup and a punchline.

356
00:18:12,293 --> 00:18:14,543
Punch. Cool. Got it.
I know what punching is.

357
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:17,876
Nope, not that.
Comedy is all about pain and honesty.

358
00:18:17,959 --> 00:18:20,043
It's gotta come from
a place of vulnerability.

359
00:18:20,126 --> 00:18:22,584
-Otherwise, you look like a horse's--
-When do I punch?

360
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:23,668
[groans]

361
00:18:23,751 --> 00:18:27,376
-Got it. No punching.
-Judge Jacket will now read her verdict.

362
00:18:27,459 --> 00:18:30,001
Wait! I got another joke for ya.

363
00:18:30,084 --> 00:18:33,001
-[chuckles nervously] Setup. Punchline.
-[sighs]

364
00:18:33,084 --> 00:18:35,918
Vulnerability. Hmm… [exhales]

365
00:18:42,543 --> 00:18:47,418
Hey! Did you hear the one about the horse
that needs to collect all the pieces

366
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,543
of an enchanted key
so that she can open the rift

367
00:18:50,626 --> 00:18:53,043
and leave Centaurworld
to go back to her Rider,

368
00:18:53,126 --> 00:18:55,918
who she misses
like a phantom limb? [inhales]

369
00:18:56,251 --> 00:18:58,793
Well, no, Horse. I haven't heard that one.

370
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,251
But how's it end?

371
00:19:00,334 --> 00:19:02,126
[drumroll]

372
00:19:03,626 --> 00:19:05,293
[suspenseful music playing]

373
00:19:06,459 --> 00:19:08,084
It was the pits!

374
00:19:08,168 --> 00:19:09,293
[party horn blows]

375
00:19:09,376 --> 00:19:11,168
[dramatic music playing]

376
00:19:14,209 --> 00:19:15,459
[Moletaurs laughing]

377
00:19:15,543 --> 00:19:17,126
[laughing hysterically]

378
00:19:18,376 --> 00:19:20,959
Wait. I don't get it. That wasn't a joke.

379
00:19:21,043 --> 00:19:23,043
[all laughing]

380
00:19:24,084 --> 00:19:26,418
[Judge Jacket laughing hysterically]

381
00:19:26,501 --> 00:19:27,626
[snorting]

382
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:33,209
Well, I was clear about not allowing
magic in my courtroom, wasn't I?

383
00:19:33,293 --> 00:19:37,251
Yes. Clear as a Shlavarski crystal,
Your Honor.

384
00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:41,959
A very fine and very expensive crystal,
in case you were wondering or curious.

385
00:19:42,043 --> 00:19:45,043
Thank you. My verdict is as follows.

386
00:19:45,126 --> 00:19:49,168
If we prohibited magic,
you would never get a chance at justice,

387
00:19:49,251 --> 00:19:53,709
-because you are magical.
-[gasps]

388
00:19:54,376 --> 00:19:57,043
Oh, good. What I've always wanted.

389
00:19:57,126 --> 00:20:01,459
There is no world where your magic
could be separated from you.

390
00:20:01,543 --> 00:20:05,876
I mean, I couldn't tell who was
the ventriloquist and who was the dummy.

391
00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:07,418
I know which one was the dummy.

392
00:20:07,501 --> 00:20:09,668
I find you not guilty…

393
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,418
-[Centaurs cheering]
-…by reason of hilarity.

394
00:20:12,501 --> 00:20:14,668
[Judge Jacket] Magic hilarity!

395
00:20:14,751 --> 00:20:17,751
-I mean, I'd rather just be guilty.
-[laughs]

396
00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:21,459
Thank you for giving us the most fun
we've had at a sentencing

397
00:20:21,543 --> 00:20:26,209
since case number 702, when the defendant
tripped and fell onto her birthday cake

398
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:28,168
on their way to jail forever.

399
00:20:28,793 --> 00:20:32,543
In return, I have something
I'd like to give you, Horse.

400
00:20:34,418 --> 00:20:35,834
-[Wormtaur giggles]
-Oh.

401
00:20:36,418 --> 00:20:37,418
-[screams]
-Oh.

402
00:20:40,376 --> 00:20:41,543
Aye!

403
00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:46,334
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!

404
00:20:46,418 --> 00:20:47,918
Ah, oh, oh.

405
00:20:48,001 --> 00:20:51,084
-Is this…
-My piece of the key. Use it well.

406
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:54,793
-I… I'm not sure I'm following.
-No, I'm not following.

407
00:20:54,876 --> 00:20:56,376
-Does she mean…
-You guys.

408
00:20:56,459 --> 00:21:01,126
[stuttering] Obviously, this means
that she is the Shaman.

409
00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:02,834
Duh!

410
00:21:02,918 --> 00:21:06,001
The one with the long head is right.
Court adjourned!

411
00:21:06,084 --> 00:21:07,376
[rumbles]

412
00:21:07,459 --> 00:21:10,376
[in singsong] Well, let's get climbing!

413
00:21:11,043 --> 00:21:12,626
[joyful music playing]

414
00:21:15,209 --> 00:21:18,709
[chuckles] Wammawink!
Did you know the judge was a shaman?

415
00:21:18,793 --> 00:21:22,418
Ha-ha! Oh, I don't understand
what just happened at all.

416
00:21:22,501 --> 00:21:26,251
I'm just glad my babies are all safe.
Every single--

417
00:21:27,418 --> 00:21:28,543
[gasps]

418
00:21:28,626 --> 00:21:30,501
Fresh air!

419
00:21:30,584 --> 00:21:34,418
Hoo-wee! It was a real turd circus
down there, man.

420
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,501
Oh! Hey, guys.

421
00:21:36,584 --> 00:21:37,709
[gasps]

422
00:21:37,793 --> 00:21:39,793
Uh, Glendale!

423
00:21:39,876 --> 00:21:42,876
We totally remembered
and missed you the whole time.

424
00:21:44,001 --> 00:21:47,834
You guys, we did not totally remember
and miss her the whole time.

425
00:21:47,918 --> 00:21:49,168
It's on all of us.

426
00:21:49,251 --> 00:21:51,668
We take this to the grave.

427
00:21:52,668 --> 00:21:54,293
Glendale!

428
00:21:54,376 --> 00:21:57,251
You know,
if Horse gets a grip on that spell,

429
00:21:57,334 --> 00:21:59,418
her jokes can talk to my farts.

430
00:21:59,501 --> 00:22:01,834
And that's what makes a family.

431
00:22:02,918 --> 00:22:05,126
-Hey, Tail?
-Howdy!

432
00:22:05,209 --> 00:22:08,418
You've been around me my whole life.
Tell me the truth.

433
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:10,709
Do you think Rider will recognize me?

434
00:22:12,793 --> 00:22:15,251
-Can I be serious for a minute?
-Yes.

435
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:18,459
This is only the beginning.

436
00:22:20,376 --> 00:22:22,918
What does that mean? Wait, Tail!
What does that mean?

437
00:22:23,001 --> 00:22:26,209
Yo, Horse.
You gonna keep talking to your butt,

438
00:22:26,293 --> 00:22:29,751
or are we gonna get
those last two pieces of the key? Huh?

439
00:22:29,834 --> 00:22:31,834
[somber music playing]

440
00:22:34,543 --> 00:22:36,959
-Goodbye!
-[Comfortable Doug] Goodbye!

441
00:22:38,959 --> 00:22:41,376
Comfortable Douglas has said goodbye now.

442
00:22:44,918 --> 00:22:46,918
[closing theme music playing]

443
00:23:16,376 --> 00:23:18,584
[Horse galloping]

444
00:23:18,668 --> 00:23:20,668
[neighing]

445
00:23:21,376 --> 00:23:23,376
[whimsical music playing]