♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
-[grunts] -Mmm.
[Wammawink] ♪ In Centaurworld ♪
-[neighing] -[vocalizing]
[squeaks]
-[Centaurs grunting] -[Wammawink snoring]
-[Ched] Stupid, small wings. -[Zulius grunts]
-[sobbing] -[all grumbling, grunting]
[snoring]
[moaning]
[continues snoring]
Hmm. [stomach growling]
-[gasps] -[thudding]
-Huh! Ha! -[gasps]
-[thudding] -[snoring]
So steep.
[grunts] So hungry.
So flat.
And lifeless.
-No offense, Horse. -[snorts]
[groans] Would you just stop complaining? [echoing]
Why should we? You're the one who got us cursed, kicking those Shamans.
-You kicked them, too. -[gasps]
Hmm. [continues snoring]
We're not cursed, okay? We just got to keep going.
Besides, we're one step closer to getting the next piece of the key.
♪ One careful piece at a time ♪
♪ We've got 6,127 key pi-- ♪
♪ Pi-- Ki-- Kieces-- Pieces of the key to go ♪
Three.
It's three. Three more pieces. Plus Waterbaby. So technically--
That's right.
Because if the number three falls on its side, it kinda looks like a butt
fallen over on its side.
♪ One careful sideways butt at a time ♪
[Ched] Shut… Shut up, everybody.
Also, you're welcome. I got us food.
-[gasps] -[chuckles]
-Uh, what the heck is that? -Who? This? I don't know.
-Are you gonna eat or not? I'm woozy. -Cool, but none of this is food, Ched.
Yeah, I knew that. Duh! Fine.
[grunts] I'll put it back.
Just trying to help, unlike someone…
[grunts]
Don't eat that! I said none of that is food.
-Then what are we supposed to eat? -I'm not hungry.
But if you are, you should go find yourself some food, some actual food.
-[Glendale] Like this? -No.
-[Zulius] This? -No.
-[Durpleton] Sir? Hello? -Real, actual, edible food!
-[Durpleton] Please! -What?
♪ Please, sir ♪
♪ I'm as curious can be, sir ♪
Wait. Is he talkin' to me?
♪ Could you stop and chat with me For a minute? ♪
♪ Can you teach me to be a smarter boy? ♪
-♪ Smarter boy ♪ -♪ Smarter boy ♪
What do you wanna know?
-♪ Hey, sir ♪ -[vocalizing]
♪ I have always loved my yum-yums ♪
♪ But I just know how to eat 'em So I ask you, sir ♪
-♪ Where does food come from? ♪ -♪ Where does food come from? ♪
Oh no.
♪ Oh! You know it would mean the world To this young man ♪
♪ If you could help him understand ♪
♪ Where all his favorite treats The things he likes to eat ♪
♪ Originate from Before he puts them in his tum-tum ♪
-Do you really not know? -Golly lolly gumdrops.
♪ Please, sir ♪
-♪ I don't wanna be a dum-dum ♪ -♪ Dum-dum ♪
♪ I'm just hungry And I want some information ♪
♪ Mister, please ♪
♪ Where does food come from? ♪
Do you really not know how to get food? All you have to do is…
[snorts] Aah.
Then Rider shoves food up there.
Oh. Hmm.
I suppose my food comes from Rider's hands,
-which means yours probably comes from… -[snoring]
Who's for waking up the chef?
-[both grunt] -Me.
[groans] I'm so hungry for Gigglecakes
and… and a side of Gigglecakes with Gigglecakes on top.
She's out. Okay?
We're not waking her up for something as dumb as needing food. I got this.
-[country music playing] -[mumbling]
Mmm.
What's that sound?
Probably Glendale's stomach.
-It's not! -It sounds like it's coming from up there.
-Come on! Follow me. -[whimpers]
-[music continues] -[scatting]
[music gets louder]
It's close, very close.
-Hey there. -[squeaks]
Do you know where we might find some food?
[squeaking]
♪ Deep down in the depths A shadow lumbers ♪
♪ For weeks, it slumbers ♪
♪ Till the spring rains Clear the grit and grime ♪
♪ When he wakes He roars with mighty hunger ♪
♪ And that's how you'll all know It's hidin' time ♪
♪ It's hidin' time ♪
-♪ That Beartaur's gonna sneak up ♪ -[roaring]
-[screams] -♪ And scare ya, steal your child ♪
♪ Prepare ya for a snack So watch your back ♪
♪ All you babes and young ones You best start your runnin' ♪
♪ Do not let him take you When you're in your prime ♪
♪ It's hidin' time ♪
-Hmm. Weird. -Weird?
No, that was horrifying. Did you not hear what they were singin' about?
They said there's a Beartaur out there and he's gonna,
you know, steal your child. [quavers]
Uh, no, the song was clearly about hidin'.
So, we will draw Wormtaurs to decide who hides
and who seeks.
[screaming]
No one is seeking and no one is hiding.
[thunder crashing]
[gasps]
[ominous music playing]
[gasps]
[whimpers, screams]
[grunts]
Wammawink would let us play hide-and-seek.
[shivering] I don't love it when the wet stuff gets in my portal tummy.
-[water splashing] -[yells]
[sighs]
[gurgles, swallows]
[smacking lips]
[cooing]
[snoring]
Hey! Why do you get the chic Wammawink coat?
-[screams] -Whoa!
-[whimpering] -Whoa!
-That makes me feel better. -[sighs] Fine.
We'll find a place to wait out the rain.
-[dramatic music plays] -Ta-da!
Get in.
Aren't caves where Beartaurs live?
You say Beartaurs? Wait a minute. Beartaurs are real?
They did sing about it.
Yeah. There was, like, a whole banjo and everything.
It was very pretty.
Oh, dang. If they sang about it, it must be true!
They're probably real, but this one's empty.
Gimme your sparkle-blinkeys, buddy.
Any Beartaurs around?
[echoing] Hello?
Well, there's no Beartaur,
but sounds like there's five horses in there.
There are zero horses in there. Just an echo.
Zero. That's right.
Because if the number zero stands upright,
it looks like a cave standing upright.
No Beartaurs.
-[gasps] But it's full of food! -Hey, give me one of those.
-Again, not food. -[screams] What the-- [grunts]
Horse, if no one lives here, why is all this stuff…
[sighs]
[laughing]
Meow!
Fine. Someone lives here, but they're obviously not here now.
We just need to hunker down until the rain stops.
I'll go out and find us some food. You guys stay here and don't do anything…
-dumb. -[giggles]
Hmm? [grunting]
Ah! We did it! Yeah!
[grunting]
-[babbling] -[sighs]
Gosh. I didn't even leave yet, and you got your head stuck in a…
in a shoe.
[Zulius grunting]
-Why would there be a human shoe in here? -[Zulius] Come on! Get off! [grunting]
[yells, grunts]
-[Durpleton chuckles] -[snarling]
-[rumbling] -[snarling]
-[roaring] -[all screaming]
Ha! [grunts]
Whoop!
Ha!
[roars]
-[grunts] -[Beartaur grunts, groans]
[upbeat music playing]
[sighs]
[snores]
Wammawink saved us!
What would we do without you?
She may've saved us, but now we're stuck in here.
-[Beartaur groaning] -So dumb. We're not stuck, okay?
Let me educate you, huh? About how caves work, huh?
A cave always has one hole on one end and another hole on the other.
-Like your mouth's connected to your-- -Nope.
…nostrils. All right?
I'm not a heathen. Wait a minute. Nostrils. That's three holes. Yeah, three…
-Hmm. That triples our chances. -Listen!
We just gotta find the other hole. This way. I'm on hole duty.
[snorts]
♪ With every hole That's shaped like two nostrils… ♪
♪ Holes! ♪
Of which there are none.
Just as I suspected,
this is one of those rare no-two-to-three-hole-having caves.
I’ll use my buff beak to peck one out.
[grunting]
[groans]
[chuckles]
[body thuds]
[suspenseful music playing]
Is that…
-[playful music playing] -[laughing]
Ugh! [blows]
[music warps]
[gasps]
[dramatic music playing]
[Horse gasps] You used to be at war with these?
[Zulius] Yes.
But we're at war with them in my world.
They called them Minotaurs.
I've never seen one in real life, but I've heard not good things. But look!
They've got swimmers' bodies, that's something.
-Yeah. The torso looks awesome. -[Centaurs] Mm-hmm.
-Oh yeah. -Look! A horse.
And look, it has a benign growth.
So that's what a Rider looks like. Meh.
These are very nice. Why didn't you tell us you liked to paint?
-When would I have possibly-- -I have notes.
-I didn't paint these! -[Ched] Never mind.
But they are surprisingly accurate.
[dramatic music playing]
[neighing]
-[snorts] -[panting]
[Minotaur snarls]
-[grunts] -[whinnies]
[roaring]
Hyah! [grunts]
[growling]
[grunting]
[sighs]
[grunts]
Well, if you didn't paint the pretty pictures, then who did?
Who else in Centaurworld would know about horses and Riders?
I know. I have a lot of questions, too, but we gotta get outta here first.
[Ched] Sure. How exactly do you suppose we do that
when there's a sleeping giant Beartaur plugging up the one cave hole, Horse?
Getting to that, Ched.
I'm gonna lure him
far enough away from the exit so you all can make a break for it.
That is the dumbest idea. [grunts]
-[snoring] -Wammawink, get up.
We need you to magic-punch this guy outta the way.
Shh! I told you I got this!
Like the way you said you'd get us food and safe shelter?
-You got it. No, you don't got it. -Ever find that second hole, Ched?
-That's what I thought. -Yeah, Horse?
We wouldn't be here if we were somewhere else, Horse!
-[whimpers] -Yeah. Math checks out.
-[Beartaur groans] -Um, guys?
I didn't see you coming up with any bright ideas.
I just did. We should wake up Wammawink.
Guys, we should maybe--
[yelling] It's not happening! Just let her sleep!
[yelling] How can she sleep when we're yelling?
I'm not the one yelling. You're the one yelling!
I'm yelling so I can hear myself over your yelling!
I hate it when you argue! Look what you're making me do!
Yeah. Look what you're making her do.
She never does this.
-[Zulius] Guys! -What?
[roaring]
[all screaming]
[grunts]
[grunting]
[groans]
-[applauding] -Get out of here.
[roaring]
-Thank you, girl. [snoring] -[yelps]
Desperate times call for desperate measures!
-[all screaming] -Go! Go!
-[grunting] I don't like it! -[roaring]
[Horse] Hey!
[suspenseful music playing]
[roaring]
[thunder crashing]
[all panting]
[whimpering]
[all panting]
Wammawink's coat can keep us dry.
Oh.
She… She was heavy.
[sighs] Yeah, you… you guys are probably sad about Horse, huh?
She had a good run.
I give her a solid four out of ten.
What are you talking about?
Look, we just gotta accept that,
you know, she's never coming out of that cave, right?
I mean, look, what could we do?
-[snoring] -Wammawink, wake up! Wake up, Wammawink!
-I don't want Ched to lead! -This is getting disturbing!
[grunting]
[grunts]
Where did you get this?
Hmm, good articulation.
But this isn't your accessory.
How do you know about my world?
Are you a shaman?
No, but I am a scholar of history.
So, you painted these murals?
[blows raspberry, scoffs]
My work requires much more artistry and finesse.
[yelps]
What the…
♪ I'd like to show you my collection ♪
♪ These curios are made by hand ♪
♪ Just little objects of affection ♪
♪ That tell the story Of the war that scars our land ♪
♪ You see, the mural can't quite capture ♪
♪ The battle like my figures do ♪
-[blows] -[sneezes]
♪ I've had so much time alone here ♪
♪ It's really nice To get to share them all with you ♪
♪ I know you've probably heard It's hiding time ♪
♪ Those hurtful things In children's rhymes ♪
♪ They simply don't appreciate The work I do ♪
♪ To them, I'm just a weird old bear ♪
♪ They don't see how much I care ♪
♪ Um, okay, this is kind of a lot ♪
♪ I mean, I've only got Respect for collectors ♪
♪ But I probably should go ♪
Yeah. I'm gonna just-- I'm gonna go.
[Beartaur] ♪ I've got the knight I've got the horde ♪
[chuckles]
-♪ I've got the trampled Centaurs, too ♪ -[gasps]
♪ I've even got their little weapons ♪
♪ But what I'm missing here is you ♪
Oh.
No!
Clear!
[snoring, grunting]
[grunting]
We're losing her!
-No, she's just snoozing. -I meant Horse!
[gasps]
[all scream]
Good morning, family and friends, friends who've become family.
[chuckling] Are we ready to sha-make our way to the next Shaman?
[all laugh]
[stomach growling]
Oh! Well, someone's hungry.
Gigglecakes for everyone!
Glendale, Durpleton, Ched, Zulius, Horse.
[Centaurs chomping]
-[Glendale] So good! -Uh, herd? Where's Horse?
-[Glendale] Finally. Gigglecakes. -[Zulius] Bear cave fight.
No back hole.
Gasp.
[whimpers]
Horse!
[Horse] Do not come in here!
You do not want any part of this.
[Beartaur] This is gonna save me a lot of time.
Usually, I have to start with a block of wood,
then chip away at it, letting the figure emerge from the core of the materials.
But with you, I can go straight to the protective varnish.
[grunts]
You sure that's the pose you wanna go with?
You're gonna be standing in it forever.
Yeah, I don't think so. I have a war to get back to.
A real war where humans use real weapons and swords and bows and arrows,
not… What is that? A carrot?
Uh, it's a spear.
Uh, actually, that's a carrot. Spears have a sharp metal tip.
Any flaws in my collection can easily be traced back to the source material.
That doesn't explain why the scale is off on your Tree Shamans.
The little one is half that size.
You don't know anything about Tree Shamans!
[scoffs] Well, maybe not, but I do know that Minotaurs ride each other in battle.
-Do not. -Do, too.
-Do not. -Do, too!
[growls] Nuh-uh!
The cave paintings prove I'm right.
"Minotaurs ride each other into battle."
Wrong. See? [gasps]
[glass shatters]
[roaring]
[chuckles] Enough of you trying to play the hero, Horse.
-I'm coming in on the count of two! -One.
-[panting] Go, go, go, go! -[roaring]
Didn't even get through one.
[all panting]
[Horse laughing]
-[whooshing] -Whoo! [laughing]
That was close.
But guys, I turned the tables on him!
I made him think I was a dummy,
when in fact, I was the same old Horse I've always been!
Exactly the same! Same horse, different day.
[laughs]
What? Why are you all staring at me?
-Oh, shoot. Something in my teeth? -It's not your teeth.
It's more this area.
[chuckles]
What? What is it?
What?
Oh gosh!
What's happening to me?
No! That dumb half-bear, half-creepazoid cast a spell on me.
-I have to go make him change me back. -No, no, no.
This is a much bigger magic than a Beartaur could ever conjure up.
What am I gonna do? I can't go back to Rider looking like this.
I, for one, think you look great.
[squeals] Our baby girl's growing up.
Chop chop, everyone. We still have three more Shamans to go.
Come on. We'll figure this out.
-Mm-hmm. -[gasps]
Food comes from love!
It certainly does, Durpleton. It certainly does.
Oh my goodness, and look how far you traveled while I was asleep.
[chuckles] The next Shaman should be around the bend.
[Ched] Yeah, no biggie.
I mean, Horse kept wanting to wake you up, but I knew we could handle it on our own.
[solemn music playing]
[rumbling]
[squeaking]
[suspenseful music playing]
[woman] Closer and closer,
clever horse.
[closing theme music playing]
[Horse galloping]
[neighing]
[whimsical music playing]