♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
-[grunts] -Mmm.
[Wammawink] ♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
♪ La-la-la ♪
[Centaurs laughing, humming]
-[Horse screaming] -[gasps]
[Horse laughing]
[Centaurs yelling excitedly]
-[Zulius groans, cries] -[gasps] Oh.
[groaning]
♪ One careful step at a time ♪
♪ Please watch yourselves as you go ♪
♪ Better safe than sorry ♪
♪ Never made it this far We ought to take it slow ♪
[snorts]
♪ For we are all just fragile things Soft and small ♪
♪ And haven't been here before ♪
♪ Where the outside can harm you Reject you ♪
♪ But just stay close And I will protect you ♪
[loud thud]
[music builds]
♪ Oh, I never feared the drums of war ♪
♪ I crushed the skulls and I want more ♪
♪ While you're hiding in the fringes ♪
♪ I'll go out and I'll get my vengeance ♪
-♪ You can all be fearless, too ♪ -[Centaurs] ♪ Fearless, too ♪
♪ You can fight for yourselves You're all right by yourselves ♪
♪ 'Cause you know Only you can protect you ♪
No!
♪ We are all just fragile things Soft and small ♪
♪ You can all be fearless, too ♪
-♪ Haven't been here before ♪ -♪ You can fight for yourselves ♪
-♪ Outside can harm you ♪ -♪ All right by yourselves ♪
-♪ 'Cause you know ♪ -♪ Just stay close ♪
-♪ Only you can protect you ♪ -♪ I'll protect you ♪
[both] ♪ You! You! You! You! ♪
♪ See, this is why I should be leading the way ♪
-♪ Because I'll keep you safe ♪ -♪ Make you strong ♪
[both] ♪ Stop it! Clearly, she's wrong You should believe me when I say ♪
[all grunt, hit the ground]
[birds calling]
-♪ For we are all just fragile things ♪ -♪ You can all… ♪
-♪ Soft and small ♪ -♪ …be fearless too ♪
-♪ Haven't been here before ♪ -♪ You can fight for yourselves ♪
-♪ Where the outside can harm you ♪ -♪ You're all right by yourselves ♪
[both] ♪ But just stay close to me ♪
♪ Oh, I never feared the drums of war ♪
♪ I crushed the skulls and I want more ♪
[Wammawink] ♪ In Centaurworld ♪
-[neighing] -[vocalizing]
[squeaks]
Mm-hmm. [grunts]
[chuckles embarrassingly] I don't think anyone noticed.
-Whew! Okay, then. -That's what I was just talking about.
You have to be careful. Don't step in anyone's--
[groans] Oh!
[chuckles] Fun.
Hmm… Dumpies ditch.
-[groans] -[grunts]
-Stay away from the Wasptaurs! -[squeaks]
[sighs]
Did anyone even listen to my song?
[Zulius] Your song?
Technically, it was a duet.
And her verse was much more compelling.
More evocative imagery. [chuckles]
Notes of… [sniffing] fig and, wait…
-[sniffing] Yeah. Murder. -Focus up.
We aren't on some leisurely stroll. We need to get to…
[inhales deeply]
[echoing] …the Shaman.
[ethereal music plays]
[duck quacks]
Mmm, let's go.
[whimpering]
-[sighs] Something wrong, Glendale? -Need to make splashy right now! [grunts]
Uh, sorry?
She needs to use the tinkle tinkle bye-bye zone.
[groans]
-Everybody outta my way. I've gotta go! -[sighs] Anyone else?
I can't believe you're looking at me and thinking that I use--
There's a mirror in there.
-I'll be right back. -Oh, and they got mints, too!
[ethereal music plays]
[groans]
Ha, who forgot to put merry berries on her Cheerful-O's this morning?
-I don't eat breakfast. I… -[hand dryer whooshing]
You should always eat breakfast.
I don't need to eat.
Okay? I'm on a mission.
Hi, Mona Mission. Nice to meet you.
[Centaurs laugh]
-That's not my name. -Ooh!
Is it Lanabelle?
-No. -Splashy?
As in pee? No!
Bamanda? Jonathan Tendergreens?
Bunter? Clemmums Time?
Horse! I already told you. You can call me Horse.
Horse. Boring and forgettable.
-It's perfect. -Do you have some sort of problem with me?
-Uh, actually, yeah. -Let's just keep moving.
[grunting]
[sighs] Just go.
[squeals]
-[toilet flushing] -[sighs]
[Glendale humming]
-[giggling] -[continues humming]
So, you're sure this shaman thing can get me home?
Of course!
Shamans are the most magical creatures in all of Centaurworld.
I should know. Shamans and I go way back.
She knows them from shaman school.
Wammawink was their number one student.
[scoffs] I don't know about number one, but I was certainly up there.
So, wait.
I mean, if you went to shaman school, why aren't you a shaman?
[laughs nervously] What? Well, I…
I mean, um, it was more of a continuing education situation.
[gasps] Wait.
[ominous music playing]
-We can't go this way. -I don't get it. Why not?
I'm getting a bad feeling about this place.
A sense that something very dangerous lies ahead.
Uh, we should turn back.
Turn back? What are you talking about?
I have the ability to predict the future.
Sometimes.
-Zulius. -Gasp.
Remember when I was certain you were gonna get a pimple on your eyelid?
-And you did? -[quavers] Aah!
And not just a regular pimple. A really nasty one.
[screams] No idea what you're talking about.
Oh, come on.
It's true. The scab fell off and I kept it.
And I named him Bunter.
I'm really glad that's not your name, Horse. That would get confusing.
Hey, can I have some money?
Okay. You know what? Thank you for everything. I just--
I'm just gonna stay on the road. I'm sure I can find the Shaman on my own.
You're all welcome to stay here hiding in your domes, naming scabs,
and pretending you can predict the future.
I'm not pretending! Hmm.
-Ugh. Goodbye. Good-- -Wait.
Hold on, guys.
We can't let her go alone.
We promised we'd get her to the Shaman.
-And? -And, as Bunter always says…
[Durpleton and Glendale] "A Centaur always keeps its promises."
Bunter said that? [laughs]
That doesn't sound like Bunter. Not that I've ever had a pimple.
I'm sorry, but it's not safe to go on.
-We never should've left the valley. -I wouldn't go that far.
I don't wanna be cooped up in that happy dome.
I don't wanna go back to smelling the same flowers we've always smelt.
Or stealing the same flowers we've always stole--
Oh, I mean, borrowing. Just borrowing.
And to be honest, our tinkle tinkle bye-bye zone at home
was more of a dumpies ditch.
So what are you saying?
-You wanna go with her? -[all] Mmm…
I don't know if you're jealous of Horse or if you just don't believe in us,
but we should keep our promise.
[gentle music playing]
Come on, Wammawink.
I've still got lots of space in this tummy that I need help fillin'.
[inhales deeply]
Ugh, I can't believe I'm going to do this, but fine. Let's go.
-Hey! Wait up! -I thought you were turning back.
Wammawink's bad feeling about this place and all that.
We wanted to feel the winds in our manes!
[wind whooshes]
[cackles] Oh! Oh, oh!
-[thunder rumbling] -Look at that! It's touching down!
I bet it's gonna come right this way! Reminds me of the chaos of home!
[laughs triumphantly]
-Whoo-hoo! -See?
I told ya! We have to take cover!
Okay, Wammawink. Question for you.
Which way is the Shaman?
Well, technically, it's, um…
It's that way.
Correct. It's that way.
I'm going that way.
Besides, it's just a tornado.
You know, wind on the go.
[cackles]
Uh, Horse, you forgot your foot stuff.
[whimpers]
[farts] Hoo! Hah!
I'm sorry. I'm going, I'm going!
[ominous music playing]
Hey! What are you doing?
Horse is wrong! This is not a tornado.
[ominous music continues]
[eerie neigh]
It's a Taurnado!
[thunder crashing]
[Taurnado] ♪ Come to us ♪
♪ I've never feared the drums of war ♪
[Taurnado] ♪ You will be ours ♪
♪ I've faced down Far worse things before ♪
-[Taurnado] ♪ In the skies ♪ -[Horse] ♪ But never has it counted more ♪
-[Taurnado] ♪ Forever ♪ -[Horse] ♪ Than now ♪
[Taurnado] ♪ Won't let you go ♪
-♪ You're okay if you stick with me ♪ -[Taurnado] ♪ Don't leave our side ♪
[Horse] ♪ 'Cause I can teach you How to be ♪
-[Taurnado] ♪ How will you hide? ♪ -♪ Quicker, stronger, full of bravery ♪
♪ And how ♪
♪ To survive ♪
[Taurnado] ♪ You can't escape from us ♪
The Artifact! No!
[Taurnado] ♪ You were all made for us ♪
♪ Just give up ♪
Mmm, shiny boy!
-Glendale, no! -Don't worry. You're safe with me now.
Whoa!
[yelps] Whoa!
[grunting]
Bubblegum. Apple Bottom jeans.
Can't fight it anymore, Horse!
♪ Now I am yours ♪
[Horse] Wait! No!
♪ I'll live up in the skies ♪
Hang on!
[Glendale] ♪ Forevermore ♪
[Taurnado] ♪ You are now One of our thousands of souls ♪
♪ We've taken and lifted above ♪
[thunder rumbling]
♪ You are ours ♪
-♪ And we are yours ♪ -[Glendale screaming]
[Taurnado] ♪ You can't escape from us ♪
♪ You are all made for us ♪
♪ Just give up Just give in ♪
♪ You are all ours now ♪
♪ Just give in to us now ♪
[Centaurs screaming]
[groaning]
Wow! [laughs]
That was something, huh?
Why'd you kick us into the Taurnado?
Well, that is a fair question, but I mean, it worked, right? You got out.
-[mumbles] -[gasps]
Hey, Glendale, give me my dingus.
[Glendale whimpers]
-Cold. -Cool. Glad we got that figured out.
-Let's roll! -[Wammawink] No!
-Wha-- -Don't you even care how they're feeling?
-They put themselves in danger for you. -[groaning]
Glendale threw herself into a Taurnado.
Oh, hi.
Me? [laughs]
Let's call a spade a spade.
She was just after this because it's shiny.
-[Glendale whimpering] -Let me finish.
You don't know her and you don't care about her.
Look at her.
She's shaking like a Chihuahua-taur after a cold bath. [gasps]
And you didn't even notice.
Do you even care about anyone?
I'm sorry that I don't obsessively mother everyone around me
and control their lives.
Wow.
That's a Horse-pology if ever I heard one.
Come on, everyone. Let's go.
We've all had enough adventure for one lifetime.
[snorts]
Safe travels.
Hey! Have fun in your dome!
[whimpering]
[wind whistling]
[grunts]
[snorts]
Eh, okay. Forget those guys anyway.
Gotta get back on track. Okay.
I'm a horse. I know what I'm doing.
Horses, we find things. What we're known for, right?
Uh… It's, uh… Oh yeah!
[dramatic music plays]
[groans]
Turds. [snorts]
I was wrong. Horses are not good at finding things.
-Was that dogs? -[eerie whispering]
-[squealing] -Truffle pigs? I dunno. Ah!
A guy! This guy'll probably know what's up. He has a purse.
Hey-o! [chuckles nervously]
Do you, uh… Do you happen to know where I could find the Rainbow Road?
[Centaur] The Rainbow Road, you say?
I knew a Rainbow Road once.
He stole purses from mein grandpapa.
Got a lot of nerve bringing up his name in these parts.
A lot-- [coughs]
A lot of nerve.
Don't take mein purse.
I don't want your stupid purse!
Ugh!
-[owl hooting] -[sighs] It's getting dark.
I don't know where I am. I'm never getting home, am I?
Hey! Murderer!
-Oh boy! -[crying]
-[shushing] Oh, oh… It's okay. -Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't--
How would you like it if I tried to smother your baby?
Well, first, I'd have to imagine a scenario where I have a baby
-and then… I guess that would be not good. -[continues crying]
Just try thinking about somebody other than yourself next time!
[snorts, sighs]
I am thinking about someone else.
[somber music playing]
♪ With you ♪
And I'm probably never gonna get to see her again.
[arrow whooshes]
[snarling]
[sighs]
[panting]
[Rider echoing] No!
[gasps, pants]
[Rider] ♪ You're okay ♪
♪ You're all right ♪
♪ I'll never ever leave your side ♪
[panting]
♪ Don't think ♪
♪ Just trust ♪
♪ "Stay calm Stay with me," she said ♪
♪ Eyes open ♪
♪ Breathe in Just one wrong move, and we're dead ♪
♪ And if she and I don't reunite ♪
-♪ How can I go on? ♪ -[Glendale snoring] Wow.
♪ Do we still remember what is gone? ♪
♪ What if I forget your face? ♪
♪ What if you move on without me? ♪
♪ What if I can't find The doorway back through? ♪
♪ And what if I do ♪
♪ But don't recognize you? ♪
♪ What if I take far too long ♪
♪ And the danger comes to claim you? ♪
♪ What if I'm too late To save you from your fate ♪
♪ And you are lost forever 'cause of me? ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I will find a way ♪
♪ To make sure that you're okay ♪
♪ One careful step at a time ♪
♪ For you and I ♪
♪ Are fragile things ♪
[sobbing]
[squawking]
[Rider] ♪ With you ♪
[echoing] No!
[sword swishing]
[grunting]
Horse, Horse, Horse, Horse.
[muffled scream]
[mouthful] What's going on? What are you… Mm.
[munching] Mm.
What is this flavor I'm tasting?
-[giggles] -Oh, it's gigglecakes.
[munching] It's really good.
Not used to breakfast, clearly.
[whimpering]
[sighs] But… But what are you doing here?
Besides force-feeding me.
Nothing means more to me than my herd.
And the thought of never seeing them again terrifies me.
Hmm. I'm really sorry.
And nothing means more to you than your Rider.
Let our herd help you find your herd.
Thank-- [grunts]
But from now on, we do things my way.
Understood.
Uh…
-Hey, look that way. -Hmm?
Aah! What-- Hold on. I was just eating that.
[burps]
[scoffs] Unsanitary.
Horse? Horse? Horse? Horse? Horse?
-Yeah, I heard you. What do you want? -What's a Rider?
Oh, yes. Thank you. Finally.
-What is a Rider anyway? -Uh…
Does a Rider like to, you know, kid around?
-Eh, in her way. -Is a Rider a BFF?
-Well… -Or more of a BFFF?
[laughs] You're not gonna know what that stands for, so I'll tell you.
A buddy for fancy frolicking.
She's more of a warrior. We fight together.
-She gets on my back, and-- -She stands on you.
-That's dumb. -[laughs]
Mostly, she sits. And when she wants me to go a certain direction,
she pulls on my reins.
My… My reins. My--
[screams] My armor! My reins! They're all gone!
[quavering] I'm completely and utterly nude.
We're all nude here.
-[ominous music plays] -[chuckles]
Wait. Your Rider can make it rain?
Uh-uh-uh, I thought they didn't have magic in your world.
No, not like rain from the sky. Reins. These things that she puts over my head--
[all] Oh!
Yeah, no. I mean, it's more complicated than that, but… [gasps]
-Hello? -I'm actually interested in the story.
-What happens? -You can't leave us hanging.
Rider.
-What is she doing? -[Horse] Rider!
-[tsks] Rude. -Follow her!
-[Zulius yelps] Ow! -Safely! Follow her safely!
[sighs]
[chuckles]
[closing theme music playing]
[Horse galloping]
[neighing]
[whimsical music playing]