♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
-[grunts] -Mmm.
[wind whooshing]
[thunder rumbling]
-[girl] Hyah! -[neighing]
[whinnying]
[girl] The war had been raging for as long as I could remember.
I'd lost my father to the war.
I'd lost my mother to the war.
And this was my only friend left in the world.
[chuffing]
Chaos, bloodshed, and battle was the only life we'd ever known.
-[bird cawing] -[sword swishing]
[girl grunts]
[exhales sharply]
[panting]
The Artifact.
We didn't know where it came from or what it did,
but the General told us it was the key to victory.
The thing that'd vanquish the invaders that'd taken so much from us.
Finally, we had hope.
[gasps]
But when we got back to our village…
[thunder rumbling]
…the General was not there.
[gasps] No.
-[neighing] -Whoa! Hey!
It's okay. I've got you.
Shh. You're okay. You're gonna be okay.
-Shh. You're okay. -[nickering]
♪ You're okay ♪
♪ You're all right ♪
♪ I'll never ever leave your side ♪
[nickers nervously]
♪ I will stay ♪
♪ And I will fight ♪
♪ With you ♪
[thunder rumbling]
[vocalizing]
[snorts gently]
♪ You're okay ♪
♪ You're all right ♪
♪ I'll stay here Through the darkest night ♪
♪ All the way ♪
♪ I will fight ♪
♪ With you ♪
-[whooshes] -[gasps]
[army roaring]
-[roars] -[gasps]
-[chuffs] -[grunts]
-Hyah! -[neighing]
[dramatic music playing]
[grunting]
[grunts]
-Hyah! -[snarls]
[music continues]
[snarls]
-[sword swishes] -[clicks tongue]
-Hyah! -[neighs]
Hyah! [grunts]
[grunting]
[snarls]
[panting]
-[grunts] -[neighs]
[growling]
-Hyah! -[neighs]
[grunts]
[gasps]
[grunting]
[growling]
[whinnying]
[gasps, exhales]
-[neighs] -[grunts]
-[neighing] -No!
[grunting]
-Stay with me! -[neighs in distress]
[grunting]
[nickers nervously]
[snorts]
[echoing] No!
[snarling]
[dramatic music playing]
[high-pitched whine]
[gasping, panting]
[female voice] You're okay. You're all right. [panting]
What is this?
Rider?
Rider, where are you?
What?
Hello.
[snorts]
[screaming]
[both continue screaming]
-What is happening? -I don't know!
[screaming]
[pants]
Wait. Wait.
Did I… Did I just say things with my mouth?
And did you just understand me?
Yes.
[inhales deeply]
[screaming]
[both screaming]
[scream fades]
[ominous music playing]
Rider! Where are you?
This has got to be a dream.
I must have passed out in the battlefield or something. I just…
Agh! Where's the war?
Oh, this is so weird. Why is everything so clean and colorful?
[yelling]
Wide open spaces freak me out! Where are all the soldiers?
[panting]
Eh?
Butt door! [laughs nervously]
[panting]
Butt door! Butt door! Butt door!
[laughs nervously]
Mommy, who was that?
I don't know.
Probably some kind of weirdo.
-[panting] -[giggling]
Hello! [giggles]
[grunts] Stranger danger!
-Oh no! -Ah!
-[whimpers] Yikes! -[panting]
-Hello! [chuckles] -[screams]
Oh, oh. [mumbling]
-[blabbering] -What is going on?
[yelping]
[whimpering]
[screaming]
Glendale, calm down, okay? Use your words.
[Glendale] Boxcar! Apple juice! Strawberry cupcake! Beekeepers! [yelps]
-[chuckling] There you are! -[breathing heavily]
Why did you run off? I didn't even get to introduce myself.
Touch me, and you die.
What's going on with its face?
It looks a bit scary there, don't it, with its face all long like that?
Whatevs. That thing doesn't look so scary. It's just gross.
And I bet it can't even do this. Check it. [inhales deeply]
Oh yeah.
Look at it. Take it in.
A little too heavy. Goin' down! [grunts, groans]
Where'd its arms go?
And what's wrong with its butt?
Know what? I think I wanna touch its face.
-What? No. Stop it! Stop! Get away! -Poking you.
Don't touch me. I'm warning you! Ah! Ah!
-I'm a highly trained warrior. -[female voice] Everyone, stop!
[huffs]
[grunts]
Is… Is that… Is that…
[gasps] …a new friend?
-Huh? -[gasps]
[squeals excitedly]
Finally! Oh, it's been so long!
[inhales] Finally someone to nurture.
Like a baby!
Not like a literal baby.
-Hey, girl-- -More like a baby in spirit.
Like a spiritual baby.
-No! -Uh, Wammawink?
A metaphorical baby!
Hey, Wammawink? You know that weird-looking metaphorical baby
that you were just talking about?
Mmm, yes?
Well, she gone.
What?
But… But where did she go?
She said she had to rush off in search of somebody she called a "Rider,"
and if she didn't get back in time, she'd be too late,
-because the last she saw-- -So much happening. I…
She also said she needed to get back to some war
she was in the middle of because she and her Rider-person
were doing some pretty important stuff and also other words
I didn't really understand the meaning of.
Also, she said that she thinks that you're a lot. Her words.
Oh! She said all that, did she?
Well, our new friend just needs a proper welcome.
So why don't we give her one right now?
[grunts]
♪ Hey, new friend ♪
♪ I'm glad you made it ♪
What is this?
♪ Hey, new friend ♪
♪ As long as you are with us You are home ♪
♪ It really sounds like Where you're from is overrated ♪
Who are you again?
♪ But now you're here We're never gonna leave you alone ♪
We have no sense of boundaries!
♪ 'Cause you made it to Centaurworld! ♪
♪ Nothing better represents our world ♪
♪ Than this colorful collection Of singing and dancing ♪
♪ Half-animal, half-man things You’re meeting here today ♪
♪ You're welcome in Centaurworld ♪
♪ It's the place where All your new friends are, girl ♪
♪ We're all different But we're always together ♪
♪ It's splendid! ♪
♪ We’re kind of codependent But we’re happier this way! ♪
♪ I mean, technically, sure We were at war ♪
♪ With a ruthless horde Of invading warriors ♪
Shh! We agreed not to talk about that.
♪ But hey, let's just pretend it's okay ♪
♪ You made it to Centaurworld! ♪
♪ Join our herd of Centaur boys And Centaur girls ♪
♪ And I promise You'll never find anywhere friendlier ♪
♪ Fun never ends ♪
♪ When you're living in ♪
♪ In Centaurworld ♪
-[neighing] -[vocalizing]
[Centaur chuckles] That was awesome.
-Uh… -Huh?
-Hey, new… -Where'd it go?
-[horse neighing] -New friend?
[panting]
[scoffs] Rude. She ran off again.
You think our new spiritual baby will come back for this guy?
'Cause, uh, you know, uh,
Mama like.
Oh, she'll be back.
[panting]
What was all that?
I gotta go!
[panting]
Oh, good. Okay.
[laughs]
[grunts]
[dome] I love you!
I love you.
Hmph!
[orchestral music playing]
[grunts]
Uh… [grunts]
[laughs]
[grunting]
Wait. What?
[grunts, neighs]
[laughs]
[grunting]
[party horn blows]
[grunts]
-[hits dome] -[grunts, groans]
[grunts]
[snorts]
[yells]
Oh! [yelps]
[grunts]
[straining]
Ah.
[quavering]
[gasps]
[laughs]
[grunting]
[explodes]
[groaning]
[echoing] Horse.
[Horse gasps]
What? Wait. Where are you?
-I… Wait. -[Centaurs singing]
I'm still here.
-[Centaurs singing] -[Horse grunting]
[groans]
[singing continues]
Sorry to interrupt.
[singing stops]
[Horse laughing]
You guys are not gonna believe this.
[chuckling] Did you know there's a dome out there?
[laughs] There's a dome!
Oh.
Look at that. I guess I can point at things now. Like, you know, a person.
[laughs]
Oh! Unbelievable.
[fake laughs] Oh.
Look who came crawling back. Maybe we should share our giggle cakes.
-Maybe not. -I don't want giggle cakes, thank you.
I want you to tell me how to get outta that dome.
You can't get out of the dome without magic.
[groans]
Okay. What's… What's magic?
[blows raspberry] "What's magic?"
[snapping fingers]
-[giggling] -Uh, uh…
Are you snapping? Okay. Where are you going?
Why tell you when we can sing to you
about the magic with our nightly magic song?
That's not necess--
♪ Every Centaur's filled with magic That's what we're here to prove ♪
♪ It's in our eyes, it's in our manes It's in our magic hooves ♪
♪ Our magic might be silly But we love our magic ways ♪
♪ Because, my friend We've all got spells for days ♪
♪ Spells, spells, spells, spells ♪
♪ This spell's called The Shapely Mane ♪
♪ Sparkle Blinkies fill the world With glitter ♪
♪ There's Handsome for Eight Seconds ♪
♪ And Stretchy Neck Times ♪
♪ And Wobble Legs is always a winner ♪
[singing cheerfully]
[singing operatically]
Please stop.
Thank you.
[grunts]
[pants]
Huh? Ugh!
Wha… What is this?
Why was I made?
[screaming]
[gasps] Where did that go? Where did that go?
We never know.
[squeaking]
-[all gasp] -Huh?
[screaming]
Ugh! Gross. Ugh.
-So, this is what you guys do every night? -[in singsong] Every day and every night!
We sing our songs, practice our magic.
We practice our magic inspired by songs we sing while we do our magic.
Okay. I get it.
And… And the only magic you guys can do are, like,
Portal Tummy and Handsome for Eight Seconds?
And I Can Shoot Tiny Versions of Myself from My Hoof!
-Yeah, please don't do that again. -[screaming]
[grunts, groans]
Look, I don't need magic spells, okay?
I didn't need magic to get here. I just had this.
Wait.
Hang on. Where is it? Where'd it go?
[gasps] The Artifact, where is it?
Glendale?
[groaning] Okay, but I don't really want to.
[ethereal music playing]
[burps]
Sorry.
It's just,
taking that which does not belong to me makes me feel so alive.
-Uh… -You'll have to excuse my herd.
They're a… They're a lot.
You guys are a herd? You don't look like one.
Well, we are, okay?
Our herd may look different, but we take care of each other.
Because that's what families do. Don't you know what that's like?
Actually, I do.
Which is why I need your help to get back to my Rider.
-Only a Centaur shaman can help with that! -Glendale.
They're the most powerful, most magical beings
in all of Centaurworld.
[inhales]
Just uttering the word "shaman" makes me feel an anxiety
unlike any I've ever felt before.
[grunts]
[squealing] Whoa!
-I'm back. -Can you take me to a shaman?
There are no shamans in Centaur Valley.
Well, then help me leave the valley.
-[all gasp] -Gasp!
Leave the valley?
[squeals] Whoa!
Why not? What's out there anyway?
Well, I mean, the Rainbow Road leads all the way around Centaurworld.
Uh…
We don't know.
We don't really know what's out there.
But there's more than what's in this valley.
Durpleton!
There are five Centaur shamans that live in different corners of the world.
-Zulius! -[laughs] What?
You know me. The fact you don't want me to tell her these things
-makes me wanna tell her even more. -Ugh!
Listen, our herd is very happy here.
It's fun. It's magical. But most importantly, it's safe.
But you guys do the same thing day in and day out. [scoffs]
Don't you guys ever get, you know, bored?
[chuckling] Uh-huh… Hmm…
Uh, uh, mmm…
[laughs] Uh, no.
Uh, they love it here.
We love it here. Right? [laughs]
We love doing the same magic every day and every night.
[laughs] Don't we?
-Guess I can just keep lying to you. -Wait. We can leave?
You just sang a song about Centaurworld and how amazing it is.
[chuckling] Oh, it is amazing.
You guys said the fun never ends here.
Oh, it's nonstop fun.
But how can you mean that when you stay here in the same place every day?
[all gasp]
-Ooh. -Oh, she said that.
[scoffs] I'm right, aren't I?
Your herd is bored out of their Centaur minds.
[gasps, grunts]
Say that again.
I think you guys sing and dance to distract yourself from the truth.
You've trapped yourselves here because it's nice and safe,
when secretly, you're all bored with a capital B.
I don't say that lightly. I'm a horse.
-How am I even spelling right now? -[groans, grunts]
You're stuck and you're bored. But it doesn't have to be that way.
Don't you guys wanna see the world?
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Feel the… Feel the… Feel the, uh…
-Feel the wind in your manes? -[all] Yeah!
Feel the crunch of skulls under your hooves?
-Wait. What? -No, I don't wanna do that.
-I'm good. -Yeah!
Don't you want to see what's out there beyond the barrier?
-Yeah! -Yes, I definitely do.
[growls]
[Rider vocalizing]
[breathes deeply]
I can't believe I'm gonna do this, but just remember, Horse,
you're doing this for her.
[inhales deeply]
I'll bet she has the voice of an angel.
[voice cracking] Ah!
[clears throat] Oh no.
[clears throat] You might wanna warm up a little bit before you start singing.
You know, like…
[in singsong] Run some scales.
I know how to warm up! Thank you.
[singing scales]
[coughing violently]
[strained singing]
Okay. Okay.
[inhales deeply]
♪ You said the road around this world Is tiled with rainbows ♪
♪ And the lands are filled with Centaurs Great and small ♪
♪ Then why are you sitting around here Doing the same old, same old? ♪
♪ Instead of ridin' out So you can see it all ♪
♪ But it takes a little boldness And a little bit of magic ♪
♪ I'd go on my own if only I had it ♪
♪ The magic, that is ♪
♪ Together, we'll go into the unknown ♪
♪ So say bye to the old And hello to that Rainbow Road ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Follow, follow ♪
♪ Follow the colors And lights of the roadway ♪
♪ And if we all go ♪
♪ Together, we'll find We can make it our own ♪
♪ Way ♪
[sighs]
♪ You're okay ♪
♪ You're all right ♪
♪ I'll find you there beyond the light ♪
[inhales]
♪ But it takes a little boldness And a little bit of magic ♪
♪ I'd go on my own if only I had it ♪
♪ Yeah, it takes a little boldness And a little bit of magic ♪
♪ I'd go on my own if only I had it ♪
♪ Your magic, that is ♪
♪ Together, we'll go into the unknown ♪
♪ So say bye to the old ♪
♪ And hello to that Rainbow Road ♪
[closing theme song playing]
[Horse galloping]
[neighing]
[whimsical music playing]