1 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:10,135 Give me a break... 2 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:11,219 Jann! 3 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:13,805 Jann! 4 00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:16,016 Cricket, do you have a decision on... ? 5 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:18,352 Not now, Beatriz! 6 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:22,147 She has a paint line! 7 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:23,482 - Who? - Tiffany. 8 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:25,484 Fake-ass, Fraud, Bullshit, 9 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,236 Huckster Connelly, that's who. 10 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:29,905 There was a giant display at the Fair & Square Hardware. 11 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:32,366 You are shitting me! 12 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:33,659 Satan has won, Jann! 13 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:35,702 There was a huge cardboard cutout of her 14 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:38,288 and a million swatches of paint on the endcap! 15 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,207 The entire endcap? 16 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:41,458 Oh, I'm pissed off! 17 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,377 I'm pissed at Tiffany Connelly! 18 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,962 I'm pissed at Diego! 19 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,964 And, frankly, I'm pissed off at you! 20 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,882 Slow your roll, girl! 21 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:50,634 We're on the same side! 22 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:51,844 Are we? 23 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:53,303 Because you seem to be spending 24 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:56,014 an awful lot of time with Cartel Garfunkel. 25 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:58,767 Well, I'm so sorry that someone aside from you 26 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:01,019 is being recognized for their creative gifts. 27 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:02,896 What is that supposed to mean? 28 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:04,690 It means that you've been taking credit 29 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,775 for all of our work! 30 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:08,944 You know that I put the bunting on that tapestry! 31 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,445 You know that I picked the upholstery 32 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:12,114 for the bedroom divan! 33 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,907 Are you telling me you get hurt feelings, 34 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:16,910 so you run off and do a love ballad with the boss? 35 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:18,495 At a fucking quinceañera? 36 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:21,290 I will not apologize for my performance. 37 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:23,876 Rumualdo and I have a creative connection, 38 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:26,545 so don't cheapen it with your tawdry insinuations. 39 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:27,880 Mmm. 40 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:29,590 Should I be insinuating? 41 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:32,259 Or is there something you need to tell me? 42 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:37,389 I don't know what's going on with you. 43 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,766 With us, you know? 44 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:41,727 But I need you, Jann. 45 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,228 I need you, too. 46 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:45,606 - I can't do this without you. - No. 47 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:47,566 Look what this place is doing to us. 48 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,484 They keep throwing all these shiny things at us, 49 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:51,612 distracting us from what's important. 50 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:53,697 Distracting us from our destiny. 51 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,824 Well, I won't let that happen to us. 52 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:58,076 Me, neither. 53 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,711 Color is so important to Chazz and me. 54 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:10,464 Exciting reds, calming blues... 55 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:12,716 they mean so much to us. 56 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,593 That's why we are so excited to announce 57 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:17,137 our partnership with Home Renovation TV 58 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:19,181 and Fair & Square Hardware 59 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,308 for our new line of premium paints 60 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,310 and hand-crafted stains. 61 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,938 We know you'll find your truest expression 62 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:27,898 with Color by Connelly. 63 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,943 Available now at Fair & Square Hardware. 64 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:34,738 And don't forget the season premiere of Pros & Connellys. 65 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,615 How do you hand-craft a stain, 66 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:37,824 you fucking twit? 67 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,117 They have an empire! 68 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:41,537 Corporate partnerships, media stardom. 69 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:44,206 And we're stuck down here working for drug dealers! 70 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:46,250 - Shh! - Well, we're trapped. 71 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,335 How are we supposed to even take the first step 72 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:51,004 when nobody sees our work but... but cartel thugs 73 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:52,631 and all the Tijuana brass? 74 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:53,882 - Honey, hold on. - We should've just 75 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:55,884 let them bury us in the desert. 76 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:57,261 That would have been a more decent ending 77 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,471 than just wasting away down here! 78 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:00,639 - Cricket! - What?! 79 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:01,723 Look! 80 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,937 No, but the contest is over. 81 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,106 Well, it's over in the U.S... 82 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,149 but they just started a new one. 83 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:13,694 And they're taking entries from Mexico. 84 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,362 We're in Mexico. 85 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:16,488 Yeah. 86 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:17,781 No, no, that's crazy! 87 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:18,866 That can't be right. 88 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:20,450 Oh, it's not crazy, my love. 89 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,828 This is our old friend destiny 90 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,872 putting a blanket over our shoulders. 91 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:27,541 Inviting us to warm ourselves by the fire. 92 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:30,252 But... but they destroyed our video, you know? 93 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,335 What would we even submit? 94 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:32,629 I'll tell you what! 95 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,381 A brand-spanking-new video. 96 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:36,216 Of our latest masterpieces... 97 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,468 Diego's, Rumualdo's, the Ortegas'. 98 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:39,970 We shoot it all. 99 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,513 They'll kill us. 100 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:43,390 Aren't we already dead? 101 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,225 If we do this... 102 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:46,852 we do it together. 103 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:49,438 When I said, "Till death do us part," 104 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,440 I meant it. 105 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:54,151 Flip It and Gone with Cricket and Jann 106 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,069 is the phoenix... it will always 107 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:58,197 rise from the ashes. 108 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,240 Oh, but how would we even shoot it? 109 00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:01,867 They took our phones... 110 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,125 Here we are. 111 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,635 Hello, new friend. 112 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:22,054 Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot! 113 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:24,389 This tile is too large for this space. 114 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:26,642 Oh, sweetie, I told you to measure it. 115 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:28,435 Yeah, I... I thought I had. 116 00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:30,437 But, uh, you know, I'll definitely 117 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:32,022 - need my tile cutter. - Mm-hmm. 118 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,233 Uh, could you be a dear and please hand it to me? 119 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:35,984 Oh, honeybun, you know what? 120 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:38,195 - What? - We left it at Diego's house. 121 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,738 Oh, rats! 122 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,240 Oh, no, no! 123 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:43,450 Yeah. Hey, Marco? 124 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:44,743 Would you be a lamb 125 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,537 and run over to Diego's house 126 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,205 to pick up our tile cutter that we so 127 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:51,291 do need for this project? 128 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:53,335 Yeah, sure. 129 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:55,504 - Thank you. - Thank you. 130 00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:00,384 Okay, move. 131 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,220 What a sucker. 132 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,304 I know. 133 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:11,103 For the master bathroom we wanted to give 134 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:13,063 the clients a spa-like experience, 135 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,858 so we went with aqua and gold color scheme. 136 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:18,193 We put in an infrared sauna, 137 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:20,737 and we installed a Venetian marble tub 138 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,031 with 24-karat accents. 139 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:26,159 Now on a personal note, 140 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:28,287 we commissioned this mosaic, 141 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:29,913 utilizing rocks 142 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,623 from a nearby quarry. 143 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:33,250 We really think the client 144 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,085 is gonna love this piece of art, 145 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:37,963 as it symbolizes his personal journey. 146 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:41,675 Now, just... 147 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,093 - follow us over here. - Okay. 148 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:44,970 - Uh-huh, that's good. - And... 149 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,306 Ta-da! 150 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:48,974 Well, what do you think? 151 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,267 First impressions? 152 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,436 First impressions of what? 153 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,563 Your new living room! 154 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,273 It's not my living room. It's not my house. 155 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,735 This the first time you're seeing it, so... 156 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:01,695 how does it look? 157 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:02,863 I don't know. 158 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:04,156 Fine. 159 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:05,324 Javi? 160 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,284 How does it look in comparison 161 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,203 to how it looked before? 162 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:11,413 - Right. - Before, yeah. 163 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,373 - Different... - Mm. 164 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:14,750 - I guess. - Okay! 165 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,293 Well, hold on, hold on. 166 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,794 Is there anything that you like about it, 167 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,421 like, specifically? 168 00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:22,007 Yeah, I mean, what's jumping out at you, huh? 169 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,926 Are you falling in love with anything, huh? 170 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,636 - Yeah... - I don't know. 171 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,054 The paint? 172 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,680 Okay... 173 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:29,973 Yeah, the paint's great. 174 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,058 The paint's great... 175 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:32,392 That chair is cool, 176 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:34,353 I guess. 177 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:36,230 - Yeah, okay. - Yeah. 178 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:38,232 - Listen, I got shit to do. - Yeah. 179 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:40,609 Yeah, sorry, Javi. Thank you, thank you. 180 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,110 You two need to keep it quiet. 181 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:43,779 - Uh-huh. - Jefe's getting a massage. 182 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:44,947 Yeah, no problemo. 183 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:47,241 We're gonna vamanos, bye. 184 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,664 That whole thing was a bust. 185 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,791 He was terrible on camera. 186 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,835 Well, we all can't be Cricket Melfi. 187 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,711 I'm erasing the whole thing. 188 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:01,421 - Oh, yeah, that was a stinker. - Yeah, let's see... 189 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,511 What is this? 190 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,555 Is that Rumualdo? 191 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,056 - He looks so young. - Yeah. 192 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,599 Please, Rumualdo! 193 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:14,601 I beg you, I beg you! I will pay you back! 194 00:07:14,685 --> 00:07:16,061 You're paying me back right now. 195 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:17,144 No! 196 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:22,901 What should we do? 197 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:25,070 Wh... ? I don't know. What can we do? 198 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,072 Well, we have to do something. 199 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:31,994 Maybe Marco? 200 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:33,537 - Marco? - Yeah. 201 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,497 You think he has better screen presence than Javi? 202 00:07:35,581 --> 00:07:38,375 A wet fart has better screen presence than Javi. 203 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,960 - Good point. - We just saw that. 204 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:42,671 Besides, Marco is a big fan of our work. 205 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:45,340 He has always been very complimentary. 206 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:47,634 And he has great cheekbones for TV. 207 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:49,469 Marco! 208 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:53,097 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -