1 00:00:06,132 --> 00:00:07,967 What is happening?! 2 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,431 I figured you'd be very hungry. 3 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:17,226 Chuy makes the most unbelievable lobster omelet. 4 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:20,104 He is a magician with fresh claws. 5 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:23,983 Looks so yummy, but we're still a little, uh... 6 00:00:24,066 --> 00:00:25,484 Mm, Marco, cut. 7 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,532 Oh, yes, yes. 8 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:34,201 Ah, please meet my beautiful wife, 9 00:00:34,285 --> 00:00:35,285 Fidelia Vasco. 10 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:37,413 Fidelia, meet the Melfis. 11 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:39,623 I've heard a lot about you two. 12 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,000 Thanks for having us in your lovely home. 13 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:43,419 Yes, yes. It is so nice. 14 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:46,130 And this view... did you see that? 15 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:48,132 That is bananas, but, uh, 16 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,760 I see we have our work cut out for us. 17 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:53,345 And what do you mean by that? 18 00:00:53,429 --> 00:00:54,972 No, just that, you know, 19 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,891 in the 30 seconds that I've been debagged, 20 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,934 it's clear that there's a lot of work to be done. 21 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:01,520 I mean, that couch over there, 22 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:03,898 for example, and those end tables... what? 23 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:06,400 Danish modern for a beach house? 24 00:01:06,484 --> 00:01:09,111 It's like I'm a castaway on Ikea island. 25 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,363 I like that. 26 00:01:11,447 --> 00:01:14,575 I chose Danish modern. 27 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:17,495 Fidelia studied interior design in Europe. 28 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:18,578 Paris, actually. 29 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:20,039 She's an accomplished designer. 30 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:23,542 I just thought she might want to collaborate with someone new. 31 00:01:23,626 --> 00:01:25,795 Perhaps get some fresh ideas. 32 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:27,546 Yeah, I don't want to do any of that. 33 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:28,923 Yeah, well, 34 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:30,925 we haven't even seen the whole layout yet. 35 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:33,135 You know, just a teeny slice of a sliver. 36 00:01:33,219 --> 00:01:34,929 Yeah... this... 37 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:37,640 I imagine, is the tiniest little corner of this beautiful... 38 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:40,935 You know, and we... we love a lot of Danish things... 39 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:42,228 The people... 40 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:43,354 Are the best. 41 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,981 The Great Dane dog... 42 00:01:46,065 --> 00:01:47,399 Is that a cheese Danish?! 43 00:01:47,483 --> 00:01:49,401 No way... What are the odds? 44 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:51,779 Let's dig into this lobster omelet, don't you think? 45 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:53,614 Yeah, yeah! 46 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,491 Mmm! 47 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:56,700 Wish we could talk more. 48 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:57,785 Mm-hmm. 49 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,245 Chuy, so much claw! 50 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:00,746 You were right. 51 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:05,918 You know, I was very impressed the way 52 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:09,338 Cricket opened up Diego's living room using the French doors. 53 00:02:09,422 --> 00:02:11,006 It was, it made it very welcoming. 54 00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:13,259 The French doors were my idea. 55 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:15,803 Yeah, see, I specialize in light sculpting. 56 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:19,265 For example, there's a wonderful natural light in this area. 57 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:22,977 But then these morose paintings suck up all the energy. 58 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,854 It's atrocious. 59 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:27,231 Ew! 60 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,234 "Atrocious"? 61 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,403 These are original Delacroix on loan 62 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,988 from the Mexican National Gallery. 63 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:37,116 And in a, uh, gallery, 64 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:39,994 they would, you know, look like the... the masterpieces they are 65 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:44,832 because of, uh, proper light sculpting. 66 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:48,544 What the fuck is light sculpting? 67 00:02:50,463 --> 00:02:52,214 Does somebody have a secret passion 68 00:02:52,298 --> 00:02:54,300 they're not telling me about? 69 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,051 Oh, I do a little songwriting. 70 00:02:56,135 --> 00:02:57,344 A little recording. 71 00:02:58,596 --> 00:03:00,765 So, you record in this shoebox? 72 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:03,476 This, this is where you practice your craft? 73 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:04,810 It has very good acoustics. 74 00:03:04,894 --> 00:03:06,687 The tile, nice sound. 75 00:03:06,771 --> 00:03:08,481 I was in a band when I was a kid. 76 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:10,274 Now, it's just mostly a hobby. 77 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:11,400 What did you play? 78 00:03:11,484 --> 00:03:13,986 Here. Let me see those hands. 79 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:18,115 You still have your callouses. 80 00:03:18,199 --> 00:03:20,409 From your guitar, I assume? 81 00:03:20,493 --> 00:03:22,369 Hey, I think you're being coy. 82 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:24,872 Yeah, you have artistic needs. 83 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:25,955 You think so? 84 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:27,541 As one artist to another, 85 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:29,210 I know so. 86 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:30,878 So I'm going to build you 87 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:33,464 a real-deal recording studio. 88 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,466 - Hmm... - Full mixing board, 89 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,219 studio monitors, soundproofing. 90 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:40,221 I've always wanted a recording studio, but you know, 91 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:42,473 - Fidelia... - Hey, hey! 92 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,850 This isn't about Fidelia. 93 00:03:44,934 --> 00:03:46,727 This is about you. 94 00:03:46,811 --> 00:03:51,690 So why don't you tell me exactly what you want for your studio. 95 00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:55,111 Well, I've always wanted one of those big mixing... 96 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:02,243 Tell me... with this. 97 00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:08,290 What are you doing? 98 00:04:08,374 --> 00:04:10,626 Just give me a... a second. 99 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:15,506 Is something wrong with you? 100 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,924 I... I... I'm... 101 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:18,759 just taking in the space. It's part of my process. 102 00:04:18,843 --> 00:04:22,596 Okay, the good news is that 103 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:26,976 we have so much opportunity to fix it. 104 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:28,811 That's, that's the good news. 105 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:31,105 But I think we can both agree 106 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,649 that we got to start here. 107 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:36,402 This thing... it's got to go, right? 108 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:39,155 This armoire has been in my family for over a hundred years. 109 00:04:39,238 --> 00:04:41,073 My great-grandfather carved it. 110 00:04:41,157 --> 00:04:43,159 I see. 111 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:46,120 Well, at least we know who to send it back to, right? 112 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:50,583 Where are my manners? 113 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:52,126 Would you like some coffee? 114 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:54,336 Yeah, I lo... I love coffee. 115 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:12,104 You hate it. 116 00:05:12,188 --> 00:05:13,898 Not only do I not hate it, 117 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,524 I love it, okay? 118 00:05:15,608 --> 00:05:17,651 But I had a thought, okay? 119 00:05:45,471 --> 00:05:46,972 What did you do? 120 00:05:47,056 --> 00:05:49,016 I... if you don't like it, I can take it out... 121 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,476 No, no. You made it into a song. 122 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:51,894 Okay, thank God. 123 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:54,105 Look, it was ready to be born, 124 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:55,523 I just midwifed it. 125 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:57,399 "Midwife it"? How do you do that? 126 00:05:57,483 --> 00:05:59,026 I'm a child of the '90s. 127 00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:00,861 I thought it could use a little Ace of Base. 128 00:06:00,945 --> 00:06:02,446 - "Ace of Base"? - Yeah. 129 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:04,740 Their first album was, like, huge for me. 130 00:06:04,824 --> 00:06:06,408 It was a massive influence on my life. 131 00:06:06,492 --> 00:06:08,577 I think they are Sweden's greatest export. 132 00:06:08,661 --> 00:06:10,287 - Oh, absolutely, the best. - Yeah, yeah. 133 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:12,206 You're a very talented young man, you know? 134 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:14,333 I must confess that I always thought, you know, 135 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:15,918 I thought that Cricket was really the creative one... 136 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,838 Actually, I just left an off-Broadway production 137 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:21,424 that I wrote... yeah, music and lyrics. 138 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:22,883 Which is very hard to do. 139 00:06:22,967 --> 00:06:24,844 - A Broadway musical? - Yes. 140 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:26,887 I have a soft spot for Broadway musicals. 141 00:06:26,971 --> 00:06:29,223 Really? 142 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:30,850 I've seen you before. 143 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:32,309 You have? 144 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:34,228 - No way! Where? - Mm-hmm. 145 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,897 My parents sent me to high school in America. 146 00:06:36,981 --> 00:06:39,817 So I saw you everywhere. 147 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,445 With your socks and flip-flops 148 00:06:42,528 --> 00:06:45,072 and cargo shorts. 149 00:06:45,156 --> 00:06:47,908 Blaring your country music from your studio apartment 150 00:06:47,992 --> 00:06:50,077 while scratching lotto tickets. 151 00:06:50,161 --> 00:06:51,370 Yeah. 152 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:53,330 I've seen a thousand versions of you. 153 00:06:53,414 --> 00:06:55,332 Well, the joke's on you, 'cause we don't even live 154 00:06:55,416 --> 00:06:57,126 in that apartment anymore. 155 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:58,919 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 156 00:06:59,003 --> 00:07:01,005 I know you're a fraud. 157 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,590 Are you kidding me? 158 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:05,050 Did you even see what we did with Diego's house? 159 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:06,469 Oh, you mean the Playboy McMansion? 160 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:07,762 Yes. 161 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:09,555 Yes, my husband was very impressed. 162 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,682 Myself... not so much. 163 00:07:11,766 --> 00:07:14,268 Let me make something very clear. 164 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:17,688 My husband may get his little inspirations from time to time. 165 00:07:17,772 --> 00:07:19,690 I mean, he's hired three interior designers 166 00:07:19,774 --> 00:07:21,692 to try to "renovate" my home. 167 00:07:21,776 --> 00:07:24,361 But eventually, I got rid of all of them. 168 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:26,697 And I will get rid of you. 169 00:07:26,781 --> 00:07:29,700 Just real quick... I keep hearing the phrase "get rid of," 170 00:07:29,784 --> 00:07:31,494 and I just, I'm wondering... 171 00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:32,953 what... ? 172 00:07:33,037 --> 00:07:35,581 Oh, qué bonitas flores. 173 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:37,166 Gracias, Abuelito. 174 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:38,459 De nada. 175 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:39,585 Señora. 176 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:41,295 Mm. 177 00:07:45,049 --> 00:07:47,384 I always get my way. 178 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:48,928 Well, I always... 179 00:07:49,011 --> 00:07:50,011 Did you hear that? 180 00:07:50,054 --> 00:07:51,138 I don't know... what was that? 181 00:07:51,222 --> 00:07:52,223 Did you hear th... ? 182 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:53,307 Did you hear that? 183 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,309 Hmm. 184 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:07,321 ♪ Don't cry for me, Argentina ♪ 185 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:11,242 ♪ The truth is, I never left you ♪ 186 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:14,328 ♪ All through my wild days ♪ 187 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:17,039 ♪ My mad existence ♪ 188 00:08:17,123 --> 00:08:19,375 ♪ I kept my promise ♪ 189 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:22,336 ♪ Don't keep your distance ♪ 190 00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:25,256 ♪ I kept my promise ♪ 191 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:29,635 ♪ Don't keep your distance. ♪ 192 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:31,178 - Hey! - Oh... 193 00:08:31,262 --> 00:08:36,100 Good news... 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