1 00:00:08,514 --> 00:00:10,724 Are you messing with me right now? 2 00:00:10,808 --> 00:00:13,519 There are, like, a thousand bottles of wine down here. 3 00:00:13,602 --> 00:00:14,937 It's very cuckoo. 4 00:00:19,608 --> 00:00:21,402 No way. 5 00:00:22,861 --> 00:00:24,405 Château Margaux? 6 00:00:24,488 --> 00:00:26,657 You know, this is my favorite Bordeaux. 7 00:00:26,740 --> 00:00:27,991 And you can't get this stuff in stores. 8 00:00:28,075 --> 00:00:29,201 Now, where did you get it? 9 00:00:30,327 --> 00:00:32,454 Oops, sorry. That's rude of me. 10 00:00:33,747 --> 00:00:36,041 - Oh! - Please, go ahead. 11 00:00:36,125 --> 00:00:38,544 There's an importer in Riverside called the French Connection. 12 00:00:38,627 --> 00:00:40,421 They specialize in Bordeauxs 13 00:00:40,504 --> 00:00:42,131 and Burgandies, you know. 14 00:00:42,214 --> 00:00:44,425 It's a little pricey, but the customer service is just... 15 00:00:44,508 --> 00:00:45,801 - It's really good, - Yes. 16 00:00:45,884 --> 00:00:47,678 so we, we... we... we think it's worth it. 17 00:00:47,761 --> 00:00:49,680 Oh, you best believe I'm gonna get that number from you. 18 00:00:49,763 --> 00:00:51,181 If I have to torture you for it. 19 00:00:51,265 --> 00:00:53,517 Uh, wine opener? Do you... 20 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,144 Oh, right over there. 21 00:00:55,227 --> 00:00:57,146 It's the wood panel right by the refrigerator. 22 00:00:57,229 --> 00:00:58,856 - That thing? - Mm-hmm. 23 00:00:58,939 --> 00:01:02,025 There's a little switch down at the bottom. 24 00:01:04,027 --> 00:01:05,404 Now, that is slick. 25 00:01:05,487 --> 00:01:06,864 It's Pottery Barn. 26 00:01:06,947 --> 00:01:08,240 You know, people underestimate the Barn. 27 00:01:08,323 --> 00:01:09,575 They underestimate the Barn all the time. 28 00:01:09,658 --> 00:01:11,577 - So, what do you... ? - Oh, simply place 29 00:01:11,660 --> 00:01:14,872 the hands-free mechanism over the neck of the bottle. 30 00:01:14,955 --> 00:01:17,040 - I'm not touching it! - Ta-da! 31 00:01:17,124 --> 00:01:18,375 Wait, what's it doing with the cork? 32 00:01:18,459 --> 00:01:20,335 It's spinning it back out! How polite. 33 00:01:20,419 --> 00:01:22,087 Oh, yes, get ready to receive the cork 34 00:01:22,171 --> 00:01:24,631 to keep your wine fresh for seven to ten days. 35 00:01:28,427 --> 00:01:30,471 You know... 36 00:01:30,554 --> 00:01:31,889 I have to say it... 37 00:01:31,972 --> 00:01:33,766 I have to say it. It must be said. 38 00:01:33,849 --> 00:01:36,518 I am intrigued, you know? 39 00:01:36,602 --> 00:01:38,812 People steal from me all the time. 40 00:01:38,896 --> 00:01:40,814 I mean, you know, it's, like, the cost of doing business. 41 00:01:40,898 --> 00:01:43,317 In the grocery business they call it "breakage." 42 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,027 Okay, thank you. 43 00:01:45,110 --> 00:01:46,737 But the smart ones, you see, 44 00:01:46,820 --> 00:01:48,947 they steal from me, and boom, they take off, right? 45 00:01:49,031 --> 00:01:50,741 Yeah, they leave the country, they disappear. 46 00:01:50,824 --> 00:01:52,076 Very time-consuming to find them. 47 00:01:52,159 --> 00:01:53,285 More than you would think. 48 00:01:53,368 --> 00:01:55,370 - I bet, I bet. - But the two of you... 49 00:01:55,454 --> 00:01:58,248 you steal half a million dollars from my stash house, 50 00:01:58,332 --> 00:02:00,209 and not only do you not run, 51 00:02:00,292 --> 00:02:03,629 but you spend every last cent in the exact place 52 00:02:03,712 --> 00:02:05,756 in which you found it? 53 00:02:05,839 --> 00:02:07,800 Who does that? 54 00:02:07,883 --> 00:02:10,594 And I should be so fucking mad at you right now. 55 00:02:10,677 --> 00:02:13,639 My fucking money. 56 00:02:13,722 --> 00:02:15,724 But the cajones that it takes 57 00:02:15,808 --> 00:02:17,309 to pull something like this off... 58 00:02:17,393 --> 00:02:20,604 I... my mind is blown right now. It is blown. 59 00:02:20,687 --> 00:02:23,607 Oh, my goodness... I'm gonna be telling this story at parties forever. 60 00:02:23,690 --> 00:02:25,609 It's gonna outlive you two... 61 00:02:25,692 --> 00:02:26,902 by a lot. 62 00:02:26,985 --> 00:02:28,237 Oh... 63 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:29,363 You'll be long dead 64 00:02:29,446 --> 00:02:30,697 when I tell the story. 65 00:02:30,781 --> 00:02:33,409 Fantastic. 66 00:02:36,954 --> 00:02:38,455 Marco, I'm trying 67 00:02:38,539 --> 00:02:39,873 to enjoy my wine, man. What the fuck? 68 00:02:39,957 --> 00:02:41,208 Just turn that shit off, please? 69 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:42,418 You can't, boss. 70 00:02:42,501 --> 00:02:43,669 That's what's amazing. 71 00:02:43,752 --> 00:02:45,629 - It never stops sucking. - Yeah. 72 00:02:45,712 --> 00:02:47,256 What is this? 73 00:02:47,339 --> 00:02:50,175 It's the SwissVac central vacuuming system. 74 00:02:50,259 --> 00:02:52,720 It... it gives 24-7 cleaning power. 75 00:02:54,054 --> 00:02:55,055 Walk me through this. 76 00:02:55,139 --> 00:02:56,432 So how much was the SwissVac? 77 00:02:56,515 --> 00:02:58,183 $3,400. 78 00:02:58,267 --> 00:02:59,393 Oh, wow. 79 00:02:59,476 --> 00:03:00,978 Oh, and... and... and the wine opener? 80 00:03:01,061 --> 00:03:02,061 How much is that? 81 00:03:02,104 --> 00:03:03,897 $900 with installation. 82 00:03:03,981 --> 00:03:05,816 Ooh, Spendy McSpenderson. 83 00:03:05,899 --> 00:03:07,860 I hear that it's a lot when I say it out loud. 84 00:03:07,943 --> 00:03:09,069 Yeah, that's a lot of money. 85 00:03:09,153 --> 00:03:10,571 Fuck it, let's just ask. 86 00:03:10,654 --> 00:03:11,864 How about that computer system? 87 00:03:11,947 --> 00:03:14,032 15,000 American dollars. 88 00:03:14,116 --> 00:03:16,535 That is an expensive computer system, my friend. 89 00:03:16,618 --> 00:03:18,912 But you know what, I... 90 00:03:18,996 --> 00:03:20,998 at least I can see where my money went. 91 00:03:21,081 --> 00:03:22,916 You know, I appreciate that. 92 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,960 It's a shame. 93 00:03:25,043 --> 00:03:28,130 Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame. 94 00:03:28,213 --> 00:03:29,715 Okay. 95 00:03:29,798 --> 00:03:31,425 Javi, go get the shovels. 96 00:03:31,508 --> 00:03:33,343 Marco, help me bury these two 97 00:03:33,427 --> 00:03:35,429 in the fucking ground. 98 00:03:35,512 --> 00:03:37,389 - No! Wait, no... - Wha..? No. Uh, but... 99 00:03:39,683 --> 00:03:41,393 No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 100 00:03:41,477 --> 00:03:42,811 Wait! Okay, just a second! 101 00:03:42,895 --> 00:03:44,146 You have to kill us, all right? 102 00:03:44,229 --> 00:03:45,355 We accept that. 103 00:03:45,439 --> 00:03:46,899 We stole from you and we have to pay. 104 00:03:46,982 --> 00:03:48,484 But please listen 105 00:03:48,567 --> 00:03:50,569 and understand that this... 106 00:03:50,652 --> 00:03:52,071 this is our life's work. 107 00:03:52,154 --> 00:03:53,363 This is our dream. 108 00:03:53,447 --> 00:03:55,574 And, and if you kill us now, 109 00:03:55,657 --> 00:03:58,827 you'll be robbing the world of-of our vision. 110 00:03:58,911 --> 00:04:02,039 And we'll never know if our dreams were worth dying for. 111 00:04:02,122 --> 00:04:04,583 So, please, I beg of you! 112 00:04:04,666 --> 00:04:07,294 Before you put us in the ground, 113 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:10,255 just do one thing, please? 114 00:04:10,339 --> 00:04:14,259 I need you to be the eyes and ears of the world. 115 00:04:15,719 --> 00:04:19,098 Watch our sizzle reel 116 00:04:19,181 --> 00:04:21,350 and tell us what you think. 117 00:04:25,145 --> 00:04:26,897 Well? 118 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:28,816 Just press the space bar. 119 00:04:33,862 --> 00:04:35,906 Hey, y'all! I'm Cricket! 120 00:04:35,989 --> 00:04:38,200 And I'm Jann, and welcome to 121 00:04:38,283 --> 00:04:42,121 Flip It and Gone with Cricket and Jann! 122 00:04:42,204 --> 00:04:44,123 We are here in the beautiful California desert 123 00:04:44,206 --> 00:04:47,960 for the challenge of our artistic lives. 124 00:04:48,043 --> 00:04:51,046 We'll try to transform this hopeless, historic hovel... 125 00:04:51,130 --> 00:04:55,134 Into a diamond-encrusted desert delight, ah... 126 00:04:55,217 --> 00:04:57,845 Okay, I have to say it: you two are very charismatic. 127 00:04:57,928 --> 00:04:59,096 You know, it's very engaging. 128 00:04:59,179 --> 00:05:00,681 Jann and I agree 129 00:05:00,764 --> 00:05:02,182 on almost everything. 130 00:05:02,266 --> 00:05:03,892 Emphasis on "almost." 131 00:05:05,269 --> 00:05:07,688 But one feature about this renovation 132 00:05:07,771 --> 00:05:09,982 really put us on the ropes. 133 00:05:10,065 --> 00:05:12,401 This one wanted a wood-burning pizza oven. 134 00:05:12,484 --> 00:05:13,527 Guilty. 135 00:05:13,610 --> 00:05:14,695 Now, Cricket chose a model that 136 00:05:14,778 --> 00:05:17,239 would have dominated the kitchen space. 137 00:05:17,322 --> 00:05:19,032 Also, it puts out about 1,200 degrees 138 00:05:19,116 --> 00:05:22,536 of heat and would have made the house unbearably hot. 139 00:05:22,619 --> 00:05:24,329 Well, yeah, but... pizza! 140 00:05:25,539 --> 00:05:27,040 I knew she wasn't gonna budge, 141 00:05:27,124 --> 00:05:29,209 so it was time for a compromise. 142 00:05:29,293 --> 00:05:32,045 This smarty-pants had a much smaller version 143 00:05:32,129 --> 00:05:35,382 handcrafted from Italy to fit our space. 144 00:05:35,466 --> 00:05:38,260 Pizza's done. 145 00:05:38,343 --> 00:05:40,345 Ah... 146 00:05:42,556 --> 00:05:43,932 Mmm. 147 00:05:44,016 --> 00:05:46,435 Now, that smells like compromise. 148 00:05:46,518 --> 00:05:49,063 Yeah, and that is about as much pizza as I ever eat, anyway. 149 00:05:49,146 --> 00:05:50,773 You know, it's so sensible. 150 00:05:50,856 --> 00:05:52,775 When I'm watching sports 151 00:05:52,858 --> 00:05:54,693 and listening to rock and roll, 152 00:05:54,777 --> 00:05:57,321 I need state-of-the-art sound! 153 00:05:57,404 --> 00:06:02,117 So we installed a 1,000-watt surround sound system 154 00:06:02,201 --> 00:06:04,161 throughout the whole house. 155 00:06:04,244 --> 00:06:09,374 Now, excuse me while I get my air guitar on. 156 00:06:09,458 --> 00:06:11,585 Can I hook up that system to my Xbox? 157 00:06:11,668 --> 00:06:15,381 You'd need an HDMI adapter, but sure, yeah. 158 00:06:15,464 --> 00:06:17,216 Excuse me, 159 00:06:17,299 --> 00:06:18,592 - do you mind? - So... sorry. 160 00:06:18,675 --> 00:06:19,843 Okay, thank you so much. 161 00:06:19,927 --> 00:06:21,303 A front yard water feature 162 00:06:21,387 --> 00:06:23,597 was a must-have, but we couldn't find anything 163 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:24,848 that got us excited. 164 00:06:24,932 --> 00:06:26,308 And we looked forever. 165 00:06:26,392 --> 00:06:28,685 But then, on one of his frequent 166 00:06:28,769 --> 00:06:30,687 research trips to Palm Springs, 167 00:06:30,771 --> 00:06:33,565 Jann found something that rounded out our vision 168 00:06:33,649 --> 00:06:35,359 for this property perfectly. 169 00:06:35,442 --> 00:06:38,821 I saw this, and it was all I could think about. 170 00:06:41,698 --> 00:06:44,243 I just knew this feature would amp up curb appeal 171 00:06:44,326 --> 00:06:46,203 and be a focal point for neighbors 172 00:06:46,286 --> 00:06:48,288 and prospective buyers. 173 00:06:54,211 --> 00:06:57,297 We hope you love this little desert Shangri-la. 174 00:06:57,381 --> 00:06:59,133 We found so much joy 175 00:06:59,216 --> 00:07:01,385 in manifesting your next dream home. 176 00:07:01,468 --> 00:07:03,429 And thanks to Home Renovation TV 177 00:07:03,512 --> 00:07:05,180 for this opportunity. 178 00:07:05,264 --> 00:07:08,308 We hope you love us as much as we love you. 179 00:07:08,392 --> 00:07:10,102 See you in your fall lineup. 180 00:07:10,185 --> 00:07:11,185 She's Cricket. 181 00:07:11,228 --> 00:07:12,228 He's Jann. 182 00:07:12,229 --> 00:07:13,856 We flipped it. 183 00:07:13,939 --> 00:07:16,233 And now we're gone. 184 00:07:23,615 --> 00:07:26,910 It is very, very good. 185 00:07:30,205 --> 00:07:31,457 Thank... thank you... 186 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,288 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -