Welcome to Isla Nublar,
and welcome to Jurassic World.
This fossilized tree sap,
which we call amber...
Nothing to worry about.
Just needs an adjustment.
Whoop, coffee break.
Okeydokey.
Claire!
I have something to tell you!
Something very urgent!
What is it today, Mr. Masrani?
I'm sure your newly-promoted assistant manager
of park operations can handle it.
You want bigger egg cups for the Spinner ride?
A Stegosaurus kick line stage show?
No, but those are all excellent ideas.
Claire, someone is coming to Jurassic World.
Someone with the power
to destroy us all.
All of my dreams...
Following in John Hammond's footsteps,
building an even bigger, better, more successful
dinosaur theme park than he ever did.
Ooh. Coffee.
It could all be going up in smoke!
Sir, what are you talking about?
Who's coming to Jurassic World?
Larson Mitchell!
Oh.
Who?
The most influential
theme-park critic.
He wants to see our new features,
like my secret exhibit, the Dinosaur Carousel
One negative review from him could sink
everything I've accomplished.
It can't be that bad.
Do you know how many parks
Mitchell's reviews have closed?
Cheeseland.
Smelltown.
Tooth Fairy Mountain.
Euro-Cheeseland.
Okay, okay.
It's no problem.
We'll just make sure Larson Mitchell
sees Jurassic World in the best possible light.
Excellent. You'll give him a private tour,
and show him only the cool stuff about Jurassic World.
Not the stuff that doesn't work,
or still needs fixing
But sir,
tours aren't really part of my job. Claire,
you're assistant manager of park operations.
This situation needs managing.
And make sure your tour brings him to my office.
Something cool, some...
Eyes on me.
One more time, girls.
Blue. Charlie. Delta.
Echo. Echo?
Single file!
Come on.
All I'm asking is for you to line up.
Just once.
Hey, it worked.
You did it!
No, Owen. You did it.
Oh, hey, Dr. Hernandez.
You've actually trained dinosaurs.
And you were only hired two weeks ago.
It's amazing.
Yeah, I can't believe it, either.
Apparently, the key is to forcefully show
a young theropod pack you're the alpha,
and you're in charge.
We, uh, still have some work to do.
I'm a long way from trying this
on larger, more mature dinosaurs.
But the principle should be the same.
You want to try feeding them?
Uh, for now, I'll stick to
making them better when they're sick.
Owen! Come on. It's an emergency.
What's the matter?
No time! Let's go.
Stella, can I borrow your jeep?
Uh, of course.
Yikes.
Okay.
Call me if you wind up with indigestion.
Mr. Mitchell, welcome.
Will you please tell me what the emergency is?
I'm Claire Dearing,
assistant manager for park operations.
This is Owen Grady, our lead animal behaviorist.
I hope you had a nice journey.
I did not.
There is no VIP cabin on your ferry.
Note for Jurassic World review,
minus three Mitchell Merits.
Well, you're really here for the park,
not the ferry, right?
Okay, shall we start your private VIP tour?
Tour?
A guided tour means I'd see only
what the park wants me to see.
I'd prefer to explore on my own.
Of course. Let us at least
give you a ride to the park's main area.
If you insist.
Hm. Muddy jeep.
Minus two Mitchell Merits.
You pulled me away from my work
to help you give a tour? Just
call it a favor to Mr. Masrani.
This means a lot to him.
Sorry, gonna need a better reason
than that. Come on, Red.
How about because I'm the person
who signs your paycheck.
Guess it's almost
time for a lunch break, anyway.
Whew.
Sinjin Prescott here.
I've arrived.
Haven't seen an island like this
since that little dust-up over the Lost Salad Fork
of Lower Slobovia, on the island of Boola-Boola.
Anyway, without the third piece to the map you sent me,
how do you expect me to find this lost treasure of yours?
You're the renowned explorer and fortune hunter.
Start exploring and hunting.
I'm working on finding us an accomplice inside the park.
I'll meet up with you later.
I just need to stop at our security complex
You know, we've made huge strides
in efficiency and crisis response time.
I should hope so, after the Jurassic Park fiasco.
We don't talk about that.
Tasers ready?
Hup, hup, hup.
Hup, hup, hup!
Pilot, ready capture net.
Hup!
Oh, looks like Security Director Hoskins
is running a training exercise
with his highly-trained team.
Grr, bite, bite, bite.
Zap him!
Good. Move in and keep zapping!
Note for review... No wait, uh...
This is a two-part exercise.
First, crisis occurs. Then, the crisis is solved.
They're just practicing the first part.
Come on, guys. That was great.
Let's do it again. Vic Hoskins.
Meet our guest,
theme park reviewer Larson Mitchell.
Oh hey, I read your takedown
of Euro-Cheesetown. Nice one, ha-ha-ha-ha.
Claire tell you about our new Tasers?
Pretty sweet, right?
Any relic of a reptile looks at us cross-eyed,
and we'll zap him with 36,000...
Mommy.
Oh, um, I'm sure
Vic did that on purpose.
As part of the exercise.
He'll explain when he wakes up.
What is it, boy?
Oh. Awesome.
Whoa!
What was that all about?
Note for review... Oh, I wanted
to give you a better view of the command post.
Isn't the, um, architecture stunning?
Now, let's get you
to the park's center like you wanted.
This is the worst tour ever.
You'll notice one of our state-of-the-art monorails.
Looks like our Gyrosphere ride is especially popular today.
The Gondola sky ride gives guests
a bird's-eye view of the park.
And you'll notice the increasingly cranky
animal behaviorist in the next Jeep over.
Ahem. Just going to take a little shortcut now.
Can't you at least pretend we're on the same team?
I thought I was pretending.
All right, all right.
Hm.
The park seems to have everything.
Everything but dinosaurs.
Note for review... You might want to wait
before making that note, Mr. Mitchell.
Uh.
Note for review.
Fifty Mitchell Merits... for dinosaurs.
Wow, look.
It's Dr. Henry Wu
and Dr. Allison Miles,
two of our lead scientists,
working in sync in our cutting-edge lab
to perfect creating our dinosaurs.
Are the different DNA samples bonding, Dr. Wu?
Dr. Wu, Dr. Miles, this is Larson Mitchell.
Maybe you've seen his theme-park reviews site.
They are bonding, just as I theorized.
Actually, Dr. Wu, you theorized
the modified DNA samples wouldn't combine. Remember?
Heh, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm quite sure
you didn't hear me correctly.
I said they wouldn't not not combine.
Maybe you doctors could tell us...
I could write a groundbreaking
paper on this. I could really show
my old classmate Schweitzenbaum
who the better biogeneticist is
with this discovery.
But... But you haven't proven anything yet.
I've prepared a battery of tests I think we should run.
That could take weeks, Allison.
If I don't publish quickly,
Schweitzenbaum might beat me to the discovery!
Some great advancements have come from
disagreements in the lab.
As a fellow geneticist, I remind you
it's test, prove, then publish.
We'll let you get back to work.
Ugh.
Will you please stop fooling around?
I want to make sure my keyboard
is clean before I compose. Find us
some moist towelettes, please.
Hm.
Thanks for the tour, but I'll show
myself around for a while.
No, wait. I know Mr. Masrani
really wanted to meet you in person.
What's that? You say attendance
at Jurassic World is way up?
And customer dissatisfaction and dinosaur rampages
are way down?
What a splendid report!
Now then, you must be Larson Mitchell.
And you are...
Not here?
Oh, no. He must have sneaked away
to take his own tour of the park!
If he sees anything to criticize,
Or if anything happens to him...
Nothing's going to happen,
because we're going to find him.
Notes for review.
Time for a real overview of Jurassic World,
free from corporate flunkies.
Well, well. Looks like Mr. Theme-Park-Critic
wants to go for a little ride.
Hm.
Skytram ride is very smooth.
Eight Mitchell Merits.
Let's see what we can do to ensure a bad review.
Glass bottom.
Ideal for viewing dinosaurs.
Four Mitchell Merits.
I spoke too soon.
Minus fifteen Mitchell Merits.
There.
He's on the Gondola ride.
That Gondola ride was supposed
to be closed for cable repairs.
How long have you been watching?
Junior Park Utility Specialist Danny Nedermayer, sir.
I just saw it. I was about to call.
Well, Mitchell shouldn't be in any danger.
As long as that cable holds.
Oh, what a relief.
And, of course, there's no emergency call button.
I have to use my phone to call for help.
Minus five more merits.
I am no longer relieved.
Danny, call security.
Have Vic Hoskins get his team
to the T. rex paddock.
No, don't. Zapping T. Rex with Tasers
will make her angry.
We have to do something.
Then, let's get over there
and see if we can't handle this ourselves.
Aw, this is gonna be fun.
Red, you and Mr. Masrani stay here,
and don't let anyone up to this platform.
She's very good, don't you think?
Shall I get us some snow cones?
Very well.
I've got the experience with dinosaurs. I'll handle this.
I made you part of this problem.
I'm going to help you solve it.
Minus twenty Mitchell Merits.
Minus twenty-five.
Minus thirty.
Minus a hundred-y billion!
We have to get down there.
But how?
Come on.
Grab on, and hold tight.
Okay, but what's the
plan?
Daring rescue. We'd better get a bunch
of Mitchell Merits for this.
No one's been rescued yet.
The Gondola is too damaged.
The cable can't take the stress.
Do something heroic!
What, like, go down there
and tell the T. Rex to knock it off?
Yeah. Could you do that?
I've never tried this before,
so if anything happens,
will you take care of Red for me?
Oh, that inspires confidence
Okay, then.
Look at me, girl.
Calm down.
Forcefully. Forcefully.
Knock it off!
You're not the alpha here. I am!
Hey!
Do not mess with me!
Unbelievable.Whoa.
She's listening to him.
Back off.
She shouldn't threaten us anymore.
At least, not for a little while.
We'll take those Mitchell Merits now.
Fine, fine. You've got them.
Curses!
Don't worry, Uncle Dennis.
Maybe this plan to bring down Jurassic World in your name
didn't work, but I've got lots of others.
I'm okay.
I don't know why we couldn't have
zapped that dumb lizard just a little bit.
Because you don't need to.
She's busy, if you haven't noticed.
Why have Tasers if you can't
zap dinosaurs with them?
Mr. Mitchell!
I-I certainly hope this experience won't
influence your review, Mr. Mitchell.
Are you kidding? This place has so many safety issues,
it makes Jurassic Park look like
Uncle Scribbly's Home for Wayward Squirrels.
A squirrel park. Genius!
But... I'm convinced you have the people,
the team, to keep Jurassic World running smoothly
until all the kinks are worked out.
Splendid, splendid.
Now, let's take you somewhere where you can relax.
And we can work on the rest of your review together.
Well, back to work, I guess.
Thanks for helping out.
Wait, you never told me,
why did you want me to come on the tour?
Uh, Mr. Masrani wanted Larson to see
what was cool about Jurassic World.
And, well, you were the first thing I thought of.
Hang on.
You think I'm cool?
In what specific ways am I cool?
Is it my confidence? CLAIRE: No.
My coolness under pressure? Is it my vest?
No. Okay, relax. - It's the vest.
And can you please clean all of this up?
Honestly, I can't be expected to achieve
scientific immortality in such a messy lab.
Hello, accomplice. Heh-heh-heh-heh.
Ahem, excuse me.
I just came in to replace this circuit board, and I
couldn't help overhearing... Who are you?
I'm Danny, just another unappreciated cog
in the machine of Jurassic World.
Like you. I know exactly how you feel.
And I think we might have
a lot in common.
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