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<i>We come to you now with revelations
about last week's attack in London.</i>

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<i>An anonymous source provided this video.</i>

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<i>It shows Quentin Beck, aka Mysterio,
moments before his death.</i>

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<i>A warning, you may find this video disturbing.</i>

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<i>I managed to send the Elemental back
through the dimensional rift,</i>

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<i>but I don't think I'm gonna
make it off this bridge alive.</i>

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<i>Spider-Man attacked me for some reason.</i>

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<i>He has an army of weaponized
drones, Stark technology.</i>

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<i>He's saying he's the only one who's
gonna be the new Iron Man. No one else.</i>

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<i>Are you sure you want
to commence the drone attack?</i>

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<i>There will be significant casualties.</i>

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<i>Do it. Execute them all.</i>

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<i>The shocking video was released earlier today</i>

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<i>on the controversial
news website TheDailyBugle.net.</i>

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<i>There you have it, folks: Conclusive proof</i>

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<i>that Spider-Man was responsible for
the brutal murder of Mysterio,</i>

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<i>an interdimensional warrior
who gave his life to protect our planet</i>

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<i>and who will, no doubt, go down in history
as the greatest superhero of all time!</i>

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<i>But that's not all, folks.</i>

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<i>Here's the real blockbuster.</i>

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<i>Brace yourselves.
You might wanna sit down.</i>

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<i>Spider-Man's real...
Spider-Man's real name is—</i>

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<i>Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker.</i>

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What the f—?

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<i>That's right, folks. Peter Parker.</i>

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<i>A 17-year-old high school delinquent...</i>

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- She knows him.
- Are you Spider-Man's girlfriend?

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<i>is in fact...</i>

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- Are you Spider-Man's girlfriend?
<i>- The vile vigilante villain Spider-Man.</i>

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Yo, it's him!

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Uh... whoa, whoa, whoa.

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- Please don't touch her, sir.
- You're just a kid?

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- You murdered Mysterio?
- Um...

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- You helped him murdered Mysterio?
- No, I-I didn't...

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Come on, kid. Let me see that face!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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- He hit me. Spider-Man hit me!
- Come on.

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He hit me!

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<i>All this time, people looked up
to this boy and called him a hero.</i>

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<i>Well, I'll tell you what I call him.
Public enemy number one!</i>

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I told you I never wanted
to do this ever again!

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MJ, I'm so sorry but I can't see
anything with your hand in my—

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I'm sorry. Okay, where are we gonna go?

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- I don't know. Your house?
- No, no!

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We cannot go to my house!
My dad will kill you!

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What? I thought you
said your dad really liked me.

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Yeah well, not anymore!

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- Dude.
<i>- Dude!</i>

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- Dude!
<i>- Dude!</i>

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Dude!

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<i>Duuuude!</i>

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Dude!

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I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

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- No, not really! Uh...
- Yo, Peter!

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We should go. We should go. Come on.

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- But you said you don't want to swing!
- Swing me. You should just swing me, yeah.

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- Okay. We can take the subway.
- Okay.

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No.

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Look out!

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That was so much worse. Okay. It's okay.

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- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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Come on, come on, come on.
Okay, I'm so sorry!

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Okay.

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Okay.

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I'm sorry!

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I just feel so dumb.
I didn't realize you were miserable.

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No, it was really fun, right?
You know, that's why they call it a fling.

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- And we flung.
- It was fun. I could've been more fun.

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- I can be fun.
- We'll hang out again.

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Wait. When do you think?

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- I should see what that is.
- No. No, no, no, no, Happy—

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- It's what I do.
- He's always coming,

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- Peter?
- and going. It's not...

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- Peter?
- Oh no.

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- Oh god!
- Oh no!

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- Peter? Peter? Peter?
- I don't know what to do!

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Oh, I...

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- I didn't see anything. I didn't see anything.
- Oh my god! Um.. this isn't what it looks like, Happy.

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Oh, I’m so sorry.

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- No, no, no, May. This is not what it looks like! May!
- Practice safe se—

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Oh, hey!

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- You must be MJ!
- Hi. Yeah.

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- Yeah. Nice to meet you.
- So nice to meet you.

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Wait, have you been crying?

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We broke up.

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- Oh. Oh! Uh...
- Hey, Spider-Man!

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Thank you.
I didn't know you guys broke up.

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I thought you were in love, May.
Can we talk about this in the kitchen?

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- I should probably leave... I think.
- It was a moment in time.

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I thought you guys
were such a handsome couple.

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- You know, it's really about boundaries.
- Oh, okay.

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- Let me answer the door.
- Oh, hang on. Let’s go in here.

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- Is that the door?
- Hey, is it true?

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- I was gonna go, but...
- Not now.

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I didn't know you were
so awkward about sex, Peter.

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May, this has nothing to do with sex.

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If you wanna go over it again.
I mean I'm—what's that sound?

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- Hey Spider-Man!
- Oh my God.

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I mean, I'm happy to
rehash it if you want to but...

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You take care of your side,
and I'll take care of mine.

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What's up with this phone?

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Will you get off your phones
for like, five minutes?

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I just wanna talk to you
about your relationship, okay?

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Peter?

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What?

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- Is that...?
- Is that here?

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Um, the...

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-Yo, Peter Parker!
-Yo, Peter!

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I mean, maybe it's not such a big deal.

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<i>Spider-Menace!</i>

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Governments around the world
launch investigations

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into the murderer known as
Spider-Man, aka Peter Parker,

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aka the web-headed war criminal

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who, for years, has been terrorizing
the decent citizens of New York.

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<i>Well, now this city and the world
see him for what he truly is.</i>

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<i>Murderer! Mysterio forever!</i>

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New details from last week's
devastating attack in London have emerged.

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<i>For more, we go now
to Joint Intelligence headquarters.</i>

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<i>Authorities, just a short
while ago, confirmed</i>

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<i>that the deadly drones used
in the London attack</i>

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<i>were designed by Stark Industries.</i>

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Federal agents! Open up!

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Federal agents? You stay here.

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Department of Damage Control.

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We have a warrant for
the arrest of Peter Parker.

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- You know the Fourth Amendment?
- Sure.

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- Unreasonable search and seizure?
- Get in here, guys. Let's go!

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I didn't kill Quentin Beck.
The drones did, okay?

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- The drones that are yours.
- No.

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Well, look. Nick Fury
was there the entire time.

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Just ask him and
he can explain everything.

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Nick Fury has been off-planet
for the last year.

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- What?
- Peter! Hey.

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MJ! Uh, they have nothing
to do with this, sir.

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Don't say anything without a lawyer!

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I want a lawyer.

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- Ms. Jones-Watson.
- Jones. I don't go by Watson.

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- Ms. Jones, why do you want a lawyer if...?
- If I have nothing to hide?

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- Exactly. Unless—
- I'm actually guilty of something?

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I'm very aware of your tactics
and my rights.

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Just answer my questions.

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I've seen your file.

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You're a smart young woman
with a bright future ahead of her.

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Why would you risk it all by getting
involved with a vigilante like Peter Parker?

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So sorry to keep you waiting.

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- Can we get Ned a snack, please?
- Absolutely.

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- He's been waiting here.
- I got you.

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Dude, I'm so sorry about that.

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- I'm not supposed to say anything to you.
- No, Ned. Not even a thing.

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I just have one question.
When MJ told you Peter was Spider-Man—

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- What's up?
- I knew way before MJ did.

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- I was Spider-Man's "guy in the chair."
- Oh, I know about those.

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- Dude, half my guys are guys in the chair.
- Yeah, exactly.

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You would know.
I literally helped him find the Vulture.

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- I didn't know that.
- And I helped him hack a suit once

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and kinda helped him get to space.

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So in Spider-Man's illegal vigilantism,
you were his main accomplice.

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I would like to have
my words stricken from the record.

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With all due respect,
and I mean that very insincerely,

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unless you have some real
specific charges to throw at us,

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legally, you can't hold us here.

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- You should definitely lawyer up.
- Excuse me?

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Child endangerment's a nasty rap.

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A boy was entrusted to you,

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and as his legal guardian,
essentially his mother,

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you not only allowed him to endanger himself,
but you actually encouraged it.

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Who does that?

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I wanna see Peter right now.

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<i>Stark Industries was caught in the web of the
Spider-Man Mysterio controversy today,</i>

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<i>when federal agents opened an investigation
into missing Stark technology.</i>

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<i>Agents wanna know
exactly what was taken...</i>

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- At least they used a good picture.
- What is happening?

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That's great.

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Thank you.

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Well, I have some good news, Peter.

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I don't believe any of the charges
against you are gonna stick.

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Wait, seriously?

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- Oh, I knew it.
- Nice.

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Oh my god, Mr. Murdock, thank you.

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- Thank you Matt.
- That's amazing.

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- You're welcome.
- Perfect.

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- However, Mr. Hogan...
- Nice. Yes?

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The feds are actively investigating
that missing technology.

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I understand your loyalty
to Mr. Stark and his legacy,

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but if you were involved...

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- If I was involved?
- I advise securing a lawyer.

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I need a lawyer because I'm an,
I'm under invest...? I thought he was—

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You said there's no charge.
I could say under advisement of counsel,

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I refuse to answer
the question respectfully

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because the answer can
incriminate me because it's in...

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It's in <i>Goodfellas.</i> What's the thing
they say in <i>Goodfellas?</i>

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I know that's what you think. Calm down.
Let's hear what he has to say. Matt?

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You're gonna need a really good lawyer.

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Peter, you may have dodged your legal
troubles, but things will get much worse.

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There is still the court
of public opinion.

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Murderer! Mysterio forever!

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How did you just do that?

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I'm a really good lawyer.

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We're gonna need a safer place to live.

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How do we...? How do we...?

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<i>Alarm system deactivated.</i>

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It looks nice. And this is safe.

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Welcome to the spiritual oasis.

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You like <i>Donkey Kong Jr. ?</i>

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<i>Nicky, from Jersey City,
you're on the line.</i>

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<i>Hi. I'm not saying
I don't want to honor the Avengers,</i>

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<i>but, you know, not doing it this way.</i>

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<i>Putting the Captain America shield
on the Statue of Liberty?</i>

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<i>Nah, that will look ridiculous.</i>

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<i>Leave the Statue of Liberty alone.</i>

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Oh, Happy.

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<i>- Did you send in your applications yet?</i>
- I literally just finished my MIT one.

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<i>- You?</i>
- Same.

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Can you imagine
if we both got in? And Ned?

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Yeah, but we'd have to get scholarships,
so we could actually go.

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Come on. You got the scores and the grades.

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You think I'm being too pragmatic.

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No, no, no. Well...

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Kinda. It's okay.
It's one of my favorite things about you.

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- Really?
<i>- Yeah.</i>

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Well, what are your other favorite things?

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- I love your relentless optimism.
- Yeah, I am a glass-half-full kind of gal.

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- I really like how you're a people person.
- I love people.

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- I love them so much.
- You like sports.

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I think the Mets are gonna go
all the way this year.

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00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,562
- Really?
- What's that noise?

227
00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,648
<i>It's uh, it's Happy. Look.</i>

228
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,568
<i>Gave his room to May,
so he's sleeping down here.</i>

229
00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,157
I have a weird question.

230
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,411
Does any part of you
feel relieved about all of this?

231
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:07,125
Ever since I got bit by that spider...

232
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:12,297
I've only had one week
where my life has felt normal.

233
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,841
Or kind of normal, I guess.

234
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,259
And...

235
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,262
that was when you found out.

236
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:23,975
<i>Because then everyone that was in my life
that I wanted to know knew.</i>

237
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,101
<i>And it was perfect.</i>

238
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,270
But now everybody knows and...

239
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:32,483
I am the most famous person
in the entire world.

240
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,153
And I'm still broke.

241
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,074
I'm...

242
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,077
excited to see you tomorrow.

243
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,456
Yeah, me too.

244
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,790
Wrap it up.

245
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,959
You both like each other.
We get it. Hang up.

246
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,545
There's no new ground being broken, okay?
I need my eight hours.

247
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,131
- Have you been listening this whole time?
<i>- Hi, Happy.</i>

248
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,216
Uh... not by choice.

249
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,509
- MJ says hi.
- Hello.

250
00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:03,348
We're covering the first day of senior year
for Midtown High's most famous student,

251
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:04,807
Peter Parker.

252
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:08,436
Go get them tiger!
Or should I say, "spider"?

253
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:11,981
<i>The crowd has continued
to grow here all morning long</i>

254
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,067
<i>at the Midtown School of Science...</i>

255
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:19,197
<i>The crowd seems evenly divided between
supporters of Spider-Man and protestors.</i>

256
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,990
MJ!

257
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,326
MJ! MJ! We love you!

258
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,828
MJ, are you gonna have his spider-babies?

259
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,997
Back up. Back up! Back up!

260
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,209
MJ, you know he's a murderer, right?

261
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,919
Hey Peter come here!
Do a TikTok with me.

262
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:35,046
Mysterio forever!

263
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,172
Do a flip!

264
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,841
- Hey, let's see you and MJ kiss!
- Back off!

265
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,093
Who are you?

266
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,845
- I'm Ned Leeds. I'm Spider-Man's best friend.
- I'm Peter Parker's best friend.

267
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,515
You come at my boy,
you come at Flash Thompson.

268
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,642
If you wanna read
about our inspiring friendship,

269
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,811
you can now in my new book, <i>Flashpoint.</i>

270
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,605
One spider, two hearts,
a million crazy-ass memories.

271
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:53,940
Check it out.

272
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,152
- Go.
- No, I gotta wait—

273
00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,571
- No. Go.
- I'll see you inside, okay?

274
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,450
<i>Keep watching Midtown News all year</i>

275
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,536
<i>as we bring you up close
and personal coverage</i>

276
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,706
<i>of Peter fighting his biggest battle yet:</i>

277
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,332
<i>College admissions.</i>

278
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,504
Peter,

279
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:20,687
we would love to welcome
you back to Midtown High,

280
00:13:20,687 --> 00:13:22,397
where we shape heroes.

281
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,637
Or murderers.

282
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:25,722
Stop it.

283
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,475
- It's an honor to serve you... sir.
- It's not.

284
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,893
Mysterio was right.

285
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,687
- Stop. We don't—that's all.
- Mysterio was right.

286
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,398
Some of the students put this together for you.

287
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:38,276
- No, you did that. You did that.
- I helped a little bit.

288
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:41,279
And I tried to stop you so many times,
but you powered through.

289
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,780
- He did all of that.
- He did a great job.

290
00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:45,325
I hope you have time to
stop and check it out.

291
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:48,119
Feel free to walk
or swing through the hallway.

292
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,455
Or crawl on the ceiling
to avoid everybody.

293
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,957
- We all know you can do it.
- I'm just gonna...

294
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,460
- I know what you did.
- Stop it. You're embarrassing yourself.

295
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,170
He's a conspiracy theorist.

296
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,144
Can we just like, stay up here all day?

297
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,938
- It is so crazy down there.
- Wait, this one's good.

298
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:20,818
"Some suggest that Parker's powers include
the male spider's ability to hypnotize females,

299
00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:25,281
which he used to seduce Jones-Watson
into his cult of personality."

300
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,075
Stop. Stop.

301
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,826
Yes, my Spider-Lord.

302
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,961
Finally, some privacy.

303
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,755
It is so crazy down there.

304
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,216
So I was thinking...

305
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:47,220
when we get into MIT,
we should live together.

306
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,263
- Yeah, for sure.
- Yeah, I'd love that.

307
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,852
- This is gonna be us.
- Yes. Minus the Frisbee and the smiling.

308
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,604
MIT's obviously the dream,

309
00:14:56,687 --> 00:15:01,067
but if we match up our backup schools,
then either way, we'll all be together in Boston.

310
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,152
New school, new town.
I can Spider-Man there.

311
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,405
- I mean, they have crime in Boston, right?
- Yes. Yes, they do.

312
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:08,032
- Yeah, wicked crime.
- Yeah, so it'll be like a fresh start.

313
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,077
What's up?

314
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,788
I don't know.
I just feel like, if you don't...

315
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,374
If you expect disappointment,

316
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,960
then you can never really
get disappointed.

317
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,169
Come on.

318
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:24,549
It'll be a fresh start.
And we'll all be together.

319
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,428
Yeah. No, you're right. Fresh start.

320
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:29,345
Yeah.

321
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,391
Fresh start.

322
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,311
First one's here!

323
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,651
It's okay. It's a backup school.

324
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:45,945
Peter.

325
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,115
No?

326
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:52,785
Last one.

327
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,621
MIT?

328
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,210
Okay.

329
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:13,639
Okay.

330
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,476
- Ready?
- Jones,

331
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:19,187
I told you to take down
the Halloween decorations.

332
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:22,482
- Actually, that was Sasha, so...
- Enough attitude. Just do it.

333
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:24,650
On it.

334
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,487
I feel like I'm gonna puke.

335
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:30,198
Well, don't because he will
just make me clean it.

336
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,867
This is our only shot.
It's here or nowhere.

337
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,036
- Hey. Come on.
- Okay. You guys ready?

338
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,079
- Yeah.
- Okay, on three.

339
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,541
One, two, three.

340
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,066
No.

341
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,193
No. You?

342
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,363
"In light of recent controversy,

343
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:15,034
we are unable to consider
your application at this time."

344
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,869
This is so not fair.

345
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,914
I mean, this is so not fair.
I didn't do anything wrong.

346
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,083
You guys definitely didn't
do anything wrong.

347
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:25,711
Expect disappointment
and you will never get disappointed.

348
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,215
No sleep till...

349
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,678
Boston!

350
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,017
You guys didn't get in?

351
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,603
Yeah, because we're
actually friends with Spider-Man.

352
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,849
Uh, yeah. I better get going.

353
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,278
There's a mixer for new admissions and--

354
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:51,571
Sorry, guys.

355
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,198
Jones, what are you doing?
Get back to work.

356
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,283
Yeah , I'm coming.

357
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:56,826
Know what?

358
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,371
I wouldn't change a thing I did.

359
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:02,623
Me neither.

360
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,754
Although I do need
to show this letter to my parents.

361
00:19:19,085 --> 00:19:20,919
Um, hi.

362
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:24,455
Hi?

363
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:26,540
I'm...

364
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:30,211
The most famous person
in the world. I know.

365
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:35,424
Wong. Try not to slip.
We don't have liability insurance.

366
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,138
- Is all this for a holiday party?
- No.

367
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:44,308
One of the rotunda gateways
connects to Siberia.

368
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,018
A blizzard blasted through.

369
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:52,274
Because someone forgot to cast a monthly
maintenance spell to keep the seals tight.

370
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:55,486
That's right, he did, because he
forgot I now have higher duties.

371
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,696
Higher duties?

372
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,989
The Sorcerer Supreme has higher duties.

373
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:01,242
Wait, I thought you were
the Sorcerer Supreme.

374
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,529
No, he got it on a technicality
'cause I blipped for five years.

375
00:20:04,529 --> 00:20:05,170
Oh.

376
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,623
- Well congratulations.
- If I'd been here, then I would—

377
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:08,916
You'd burn the place down.

378
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,335
You two, no one said stop shoveling.

379
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:14,004
So Peter, to what do I owe the pleasure?

380
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,029
Right, um...

381
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,753
I'm really sorry to bother you sir, but—

382
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,802
Please. We saved half the universe together.

383
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:23,514
- I think we're beyond you calling me "sir."
- Okay, uh... Stephen.

384
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,182
That feels weird, but I'll allow it.

385
00:20:26,035 --> 00:20:28,035
Uh...

386
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:28,894
When um...

387
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,939
When Mysterio revealed my identity,

388
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:36,652
my entire life got screwed up
and I was wondering...

389
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,655
I mean, don't know if this would
actually work, but I was wondering if...

390
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,660
maybe you could go back in time
and make it so that he never did?

391
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:50,124
Peter, we tampered
with the stability of space-time

392
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,001
to resurrect countless lives.

393
00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:54,272
You wanna do it again now
just 'cause yours got messy?

394
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,796
This isn't—it's not about me.

395
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,965
I mean, this is really hurting a lot of people.

396
00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:01,051
My Aunt May, Happy,

397
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:02,553
my best friend, my girlfriend,

398
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,555
their futures are ruined
just because they know me,

399
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,724
and they've done nothing wrong.

400
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,809
I am so sorry but...

401
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,228
even if I wanted to...

402
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,482
I don't have the Time Stone anymore.

403
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:17,818
That's right.

404
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:25,159
I'm really sorry if I wasted your time.

405
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,286
- No, you didn't.
- Just forget about it.

406
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,206
Oh, he will. He's very good
at forgetting things.

407
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,710
Wong, you've actually
generated a good idea.

408
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:35,795
What?

409
00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:37,963
The Runes of Kof-Kol.

410
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,632
The Runes of Kof-Kol?

411
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,051
No, it's just a standard spell of forgetting.

412
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,095
Won't turn back time, but at least people
will forget you were ever Spider-Man.

413
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,097
- Seriously? That would be—
- No, not seriously.

414
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:50,768
That spell travels the dark borders
between known and unknown reality.

415
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,061
It's too dangerous.

416
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:54,772
We've used it for a lot less.

417
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,982
Do you remember
the full moon party at Kamar-Taj?

418
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,609
- No.
- Exactly.

419
00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:03,614
Come on, Wong.

420
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,909
Hasn't he been through enough?

421
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,584
Just leave me out of this.

422
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:17,294
Fine.

423
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:19,547
Fine.

424
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,143
So, what is this place?

425
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:38,023
The Sanctum's built at the intersection
of cosmic energy currents.

426
00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,733
We weren't the first to seek them out.

427
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,862
Some of these walls
are thousands of years old.

428
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:47,491
And they shot an episode
of <i>The Equalizer</i> here in the '80s.

429
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:48,409
Well , I um...

430
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:52,329
really appreciate you doing this for me, sir.

431
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:54,248
Don't mention it.

432
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,626
And don't call me "sir."

433
00:22:58,752 --> 00:22:59,628
Right. Sorry.

434
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,630
You ready?

435
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:03,507
I'm ready.

436
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,219
Nice knowing you, Spider-Man.

437
00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:12,850
Wait, excuse me?

438
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:18,147
The entire world's about to forget
that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

439
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:20,524
- Including me.
- Everyone?

440
00:23:21,125 --> 00:23:21,834
Uh...

441
00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:24,987
- Can't some people still know?
- That's not how the spell works.

442
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:28,949
And it's very difficult and dangerous
to change it mid-casting.

443
00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:31,160
So my girlfriend's just gonna forget
about everything we've been through?

444
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,745
I mean, is she even gonna be my girlfriend?

445
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,205
That depends. Was she your girlfriend
just 'cause you were Spider-Man or?

446
00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,750
- I don't know. I really hope not.
- All right, fine.

447
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:43,297
Everyone in the world's gonna forget that
you're Spider-Man except your girlfriend.

448
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,506
Thank you so much.

449
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,134
Oh my God, Ned. Ned.

450
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,137
What is a Ned?

451
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:53,057
He's my best friend,
so it's important to me that Ned knows.

452
00:23:57,394 --> 00:24:01,941
Okay, let's not change
the parameters of this spell anymore

453
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:03,817
- while I'm casting it.
- Okay, I'm done, I'm done.

454
00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:05,110
I swear, I'm done. I'm done.

455
00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:08,864
- But my Aunt May should really know.
- Peter, stop tampering with the spell.

456
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,367
When she found out that I was
Spider-Man, it was really messy.

457
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,661
And I don't think
I could go through that again.

458
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,330
- So my Aunt May?
- Yes.

459
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,706
Thank you, thank you. Happy?

460
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:18,999
No, I'm annoyed.

461
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:21,043
No, it's a nickname.
Harold "Happy" Hogan.

462
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,253
He used to work with
Tony Stark, but then he was...

463
00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:25,005
Would you just stop talking?

464
00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:37,434
Basically, everyone that knew
I was Spider-Man before should still know!

465
00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,206
- Did it work?
- No.

466
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:02,376
You changed my spell six times.

467
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:04,086
- Five times.
- You changed my spell.

468
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:07,506
You don't do that!
I told you. And that is why.

469
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:10,259
That spell was completely out of control.
If I hadn't shut it down,

470
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,678
something catastrophic could have happened.

471
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,389
- Stephen , listen , I am so—
- Call me "sir."

472
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:19,143
Sorry, sir.

473
00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:25,566
You know, after everything we've been through
together, somehow I always forget you're just a kid.

474
00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:29,653
Look, Parker, the problem is not Mysterio.

475
00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:31,989
It's you, trying to live two different lives.

476
00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:34,533
And the longer you do that,
the more dangerous it becomes.

477
00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:35,826
Believe me.

478
00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:39,747
I'm so sorry about you
and your friends not getting into college,

479
00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:44,460
but if they rejected you and you tried
to convince them to reconsider,

480
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,712
there's nothing else you can do.

481
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,800
When you say "convince them",

482
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:54,511
- you mean, I could have called them?
- Yeah.

483
00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:56,138
I could do that?

484
00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,558
You haven't called the...?

485
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,393
Well, I mean, I got their letter
and I assumed that was—

486
00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:02,603
I'm sorry.

487
00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:04,438
Are you telling me...

488
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,775
that you didn't even think
to plead your case with them first

489
00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:11,612
before you asked me
to brainwash the entire world?

490
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,283
Well I mean, when you
put it like that, then...

491
00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:25,709
Come on. Pick up, pick up, pick up.

492
00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:27,169
Dude, what? I'm busy.

493
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:29,505
- Flash, where's the MIT mixer?
<i>- Why?</i>

494
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,090
Because I need to come and talk to someone.

495
00:26:31,173 --> 00:26:33,092
I'm trying to get Ned and MJ
a second chance at getting in.

496
00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:34,384
What's in it for me?

497
00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:36,178
<i>I'm risking a lot just talking to you.</i>

498
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,721
Okay, I will...

499
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:41,975
Pick you up and swing you
to school for one week?

500
00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:42,893
For a month.

501
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,187
<i>- For a week.</i>
- Two weeks.

502
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:47,523
- Flash, please. Come on. Help me.
- You know what I want.

503
00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:51,610
Okay, I'll tell everyone that
you're my best friend.

504
00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,654
<i>- Flash, please, help me.</i>
- Cool, cool, cool.

505
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:55,606
<i>So there's this lady.
She's the assistant vice chancellor.</i>

506
00:26:55,630 --> 00:26:56,740
<i>You can plead your case with her.</i>

507
00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:58,534
- Okay. Perfect. Where is she?
- She left.

508
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,369
- To go where?
- To the airport.

509
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:08,919
<i>Stark network unavailable.</i>

510
00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:12,047
<i>Facial recognition unavailable.</i>

511
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,301
Hi.

512
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,139
Yeah, I can see you.

513
00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:31,358
Oh my God!

514
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:35,320
- That's Peter Parker.
- Mom?

515
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:36,989
- Mom, look.
- Mommy.

516
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:38,657
No, it's Peter Parker!

517
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:49,168
Hey!

518
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:50,752
Okay.

519
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:02,764
Yeah?

520
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:04,725
Hi. I'm Peter Parker.

521
00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:07,352
- You do know you're in the street, right?
- Yeah, I'm sorry.

522
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:10,606
I really needed to talk to you and I know
you're on your way to the airport.

523
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:14,234
MJ Watson and Ned Leeds are the two
smartest people I've ever met in my entire life,

524
00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:16,695
and I'm the dumbest person
because I let them help me,

525
00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:18,697
but if I didn't let them help me,
then millions of people would've died,

526
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,908
so please don't—don't let
MIT be dumb like me.

527
00:28:20,991 --> 00:28:21,992
MIT is dumb?

528
00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:24,995
No, I'm saying, don't let MIT be dumb.

529
00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:29,625
I mean, like, the dumber version of me
that wouldn't have let them help.

530
00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:33,754
You didn't rehearse that, did you, Peter?

531
00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:36,173
Basically, what I'm trying to s—

532
00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:45,474
Why are you running?
What is...?

533
00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:50,562
Oh my God.

534
00:28:50,900 --> 00:28:53,260
Uh.. ma'am, you should get out of the car!

535
00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:55,742
Everybody get off the bridge!

536
00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:58,445
The door's locked.

537
00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,197
The door's—hey!

538
00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:18,382
Hello, Peter.

539
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,426
Hi? Do we...? Do I know you?

540
00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:23,362
What have you done with my machine?

541
00:29:23,445 --> 00:29:25,295
Uh, your machi—I don't know
what you're talking about.

542
00:29:25,319 --> 00:29:26,759
I don't—what machine?

543
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,601
The power of the sun
in the palm of my hand.

544
00:29:30,085 --> 00:29:31,003
It's gone.

545
00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:33,123
Listen sir, if you stop smashing cars,

546
00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:35,983
we can work together
and I can help you find your machine.

547
00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:37,567
You want to play games?

548
00:29:40,237 --> 00:29:41,530
Catch!

549
00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:00,841
It's okay. You guys are good.
You're safe. Get out of here.

550
00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:03,635
You think your fancy
new suit's gonna save you?

551
00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:21,486
Should've killed your little girlfriend
when I had the chance.

552
00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:26,867
What did you just say?

553
00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:29,119
Looks like we got competition.

554
00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:50,223
Peter!

555
00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:51,350
Help!

556
00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:15,665
Don't worry ma'am! I'm coming!

557
00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:18,752
Peter!

558
00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:47,155
Ma'am, just stay calm.

559
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:48,407
Just take a deep breath.

560
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:50,158
- Are you okay?
- No!

561
00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:55,080
I promise, I've got this all under control.

562
00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:03,463
<i>Suit compromised.</i>

563
00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:05,549
Nanotechnology.

564
00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:08,552
Ah, you've outdone yourself, Peter.

565
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,435
I underestimated you.

566
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,104
But now you die.

567
00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:36,955
You're not Peter Parker.

568
00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,416
I am so confused right now.

569
00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:43,253
What's happening?

570
00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:44,796
<i>New device detected.</i>

571
00:32:47,007 --> 00:32:48,175
<i>Pairing new device.</i>

572
00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:54,931
You don't listen to him. You listen to me.

573
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:01,688
Hey.

574
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,536
Hey. Hey!

575
00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:17,746
Listen to me!

576
00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:20,457
No, not him. Me!

577
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:28,632
Ma'am, you okay?

578
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,258
Come on, you can still make your flight.

579
00:33:31,301 --> 00:33:32,219
Peter.

580
00:33:33,929 --> 00:33:35,013
You're a hero.

581
00:33:35,096 --> 00:33:36,348
No. Well, I'm—

582
00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:37,516
No, I'm—

583
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:40,393
I'm gonna talk to Admissions
about your friends.

584
00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:41,895
And I'm gonna talk to them about you.

585
00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:45,148
But, ma'am, this isn't about me.

586
00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:49,194
I am going to talk to them
about your friends and you.

587
00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:50,862
- Okay?
- Really?

588
00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:53,949
And if you keep your noses clean,
maybe you'll have a fair shot.

589
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,867
Here. Get out of the way.
Let me get that man.

590
00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:58,620
Hey. You. I see you. Come here!

591
00:33:58,703 --> 00:33:59,996
That was not okay.

592
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,164
Unbelievable.

593
00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:03,833
Who are y—?

594
00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:05,085
Hey! Hey, hey, hey.

595
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:08,046
Until you stop trying to kill me,
I'm in control, buddy,

596
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:11,800
of this whole tentacle situation
you got going on here, okay?

597
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:13,885
Now, who are you? What is going—?

598
00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:24,145
No.

599
00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:32,404
Osborn?

600
00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:56,136
Doctor?

601
00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:08,231
Be careful what you wish for, Parker.

602
00:35:08,315 --> 00:35:09,858
Let me out of here!

603
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,985
Can you please explain to me
what is going on?

604
00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:13,695
That little spell that you botched

605
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:16,573
where you wanted everyone to forget
that Peter Parker is Spider-Man,

606
00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:19,576
it started pulling in everyone
who knows Peter Parker is Spider-Man

607
00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:22,329
from every universe into this one.

608
00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:26,374
- From every universe?
- Who are you? And where am I?

609
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,960
I think it's better we don't engage
with them because, frankly,

610
00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:33,173
the multiverse is a concept about
which we know frighteningly little.

611
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:35,258
The multiverse is real?

612
00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:37,761
This shouldn't even be possible.

613
00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:40,096
- But I thought you stopped the spell.
- No, I contained it.

614
00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:42,432
But it would appear a few
of them squeaked through.

615
00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:44,809
After you left, I detected an otherworldly presence.

616
00:35:44,893 --> 00:35:47,646
I pursued it into the sewers,
where I found that...

617
00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:50,732
slimy, green son of a gun.

618
00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:53,109
Spell? As in magic?

619
00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:55,612
What is this, a birthday party?

620
00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:58,248
Who is this clown? What is this madness?

621
00:35:58,430 --> 00:35:59,417
Watch this.

622
00:35:59,514 --> 00:36:01,468
Do you know a Peter Parker who's Spider-Man?

623
00:36:01,743 --> 00:36:03,203
- Yes.
- Is that him?

624
00:36:03,286 --> 00:36:04,788
- No.
- See?

625
00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:07,916
Okay, here's what we gotta do.

626
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:10,335
I don't know how many
of these visitors we've got—

627
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,962
I saw another one on the bridge.

628
00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:16,508
He was like a flying green elf.

629
00:36:16,540 --> 00:36:18,542
Well he sounds jolly.
Why don't you start with him?

630
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:21,346
I need you to capture them,
bring them here while I figure out

631
00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:25,100
how to get them back before
they destroy the fabric of reality,

632
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,976
or worse, Wong finds out.

633
00:36:27,811 --> 00:36:29,145
Uh, Doctor Strange?

634
00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:30,063
What?

635
00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:33,942
My friends and I just got
a second chance to get into MIT and,

636
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,820
if the school sees me fighting
these crazy monsters that—

637
00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:38,613
- Hey, watch your mouth!
- I'm sorry, but—

638
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,907
Are you seriously
still talking about college?

639
00:36:46,663 --> 00:36:48,957
- Hey, what did you just do?
- This.

640
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:51,918
Hey, you can't just—

641
00:36:55,021 --> 00:36:55,941
How did you do that?

642
00:36:56,234 --> 00:36:57,950
Lots of birthday parties.

643
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:05,598
Hey.

644
00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:08,493
Whoa.

645
00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:10,854
One shot, send them here, move on.
You're welcome.

646
00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:12,564
- Get to work.
- Sir?

647
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,441
Now what?

648
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:18,278
I know this is my mess,
and I swear to you that I'll fix it,

649
00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:19,904
but I'm gonna need help.

650
00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:25,535
I can't believe
I'm in the Sanctum Sanctorum.

651
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:26,828
Neither can I.

652
00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:30,039
So, how did you know
you were a man of magic?

653
00:37:30,123 --> 00:37:32,292
Because my nana says
that we have it in our family,

654
00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:35,420
- and sometimes I get these tinglings in my hands...
- You should talk to your physician.

655
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:36,838
- Peter.
- Hey.

656
00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:38,715
- Hey. Hey.
- Hey. Hey.

657
00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:40,341
I'm so sorry for dragging you into this.

658
00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:43,219
- Listen, you just help me find these guys.
- You don't have to apologize, okay?

659
00:37:43,303 --> 00:37:45,388
You got us a second shot at MIT. It's fine.

660
00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:48,099
So, how did the bad guys get here?

661
00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:51,269
We screwed up a spell
trying to get you into college.

662
00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:54,105
- Wait what? I thought it was the MIT lady you saved.
- You did it with magic?

663
00:37:54,856 --> 00:37:57,442
No, that was after. Listen,
let's just focus on the good news, okay?

664
00:37:57,525 --> 00:37:59,235
No, let's just focus on the bad news.

665
00:37:59,319 --> 00:38:03,406
As of now, you have detected
zero multiversal trespassers,

666
00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:07,744
so get on your phones,
scour the lnternet, and...

667
00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:09,412
Scooby-Doo this shit!

668
00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:14,125
You're telling us what to do, even though
your spell that got screwed up,

669
00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:16,294
meaning that all this is kinda your mess.

670
00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:21,132
You know, I know a couple of magic
words myself, starting with the word "please."

671
00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:26,554
Please, Scooby-Doo this shit.

672
00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:29,140
You can work in the undercroft.

673
00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:32,018
The undercroft?

674
00:38:36,898 --> 00:38:37,941
Badass.

675
00:38:44,697 --> 00:38:47,659
- Guys, about this whole spell thing—
- It's totally okay.

676
00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:49,744
- Wait, really?
- Yeah. I mean, I get it.

677
00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:54,624
You were just trying to
fix things, and so...

678
00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:57,418
Maybe just run it by us next time, you know?

679
00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:59,963
That way, when you're thinking,
"Hey, I'm about to do something

680
00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:02,715
that could break the universe."

681
00:39:02,799 --> 00:39:06,052
we could, like, help you
workshop something or...

682
00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:09,305
brainstorm ideas.

683
00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:12,267
Deal.

684
00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:14,894
Ned?

685
00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:18,815
Oh, dude, I don't care.
It's seriously not a big deal.

686
00:39:20,942 --> 00:39:23,069
A torture rack!

687
00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:26,447
That is a Pilates machine.

688
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,575
- That is...
- The crypt.

689
00:39:28,658 --> 00:39:30,827
Okay, so we get the rest of the guys,

690
00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:32,912
you zap them, Doctor Magic
will send them back,

691
00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:37,000
and when we get into MIT,
round of stale doughnuts, my treat.

692
00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:38,793
Let's catch some multiverse men.

693
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:41,838
Hey! Who the hell are these two?

694
00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:44,465
- These are my friends. This is MJ and uh, this is Ned.
- Hey.

695
00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:45,383
Hello.

696
00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:49,345
- I'm sorry, what was your name again?
- Dr. Otto Octavius.

697
00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:56,060
Wait, no, seriously,
what's your actual name?

698
00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,645
Oh, is that a dinosaur?

699
00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:21,753
<i>If the paint won't come off,
bring it by the shelf and I'll get it out.</i>

700
00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:24,839
No, no, no, May.
We gotta find these guys first.

701
00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:27,008
<i>Well, finish your mission and then come by.</i>

702
00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:28,551
<i>We're having a canned food drive.</i>

703
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,346
- That could work.
- I got one! I got one!

704
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:32,764
- May, I gotta go.
<i>- Okay. I love you. Bye.</i>

705
00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:34,933
I mean, you can take
the guy out of the chair,

706
00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:37,143
but you can't take
the chair out of the guy.

707
00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:39,604
- What'd you find?
- There's a...

708
00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:43,358
A disturbance near a military
research facility outside of the city,

709
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:47,236
and witnesses say that they saw
a monster flying through the air.

710
00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:50,698
It's gotta be the guy
I saw on the bridge, right?

711
00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:52,075
It's impossible.

712
00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:55,787
You know him, don't you?

713
00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:59,040
On the bridge, you said his name.

714
00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:01,709
Norman Osborn.

715
00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:05,838
Brilliant scientist. Military research.

716
00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:09,842
But he was greedy.Misguided.

717
00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:14,180
- What happened to him?
- We tire of your questions, boy!

718
00:41:15,515 --> 00:41:16,749
Okay, um...

719
00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:20,895
- I gotta go. Where am I going?
- It can't be him.

720
00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:24,315
Why?

721
00:41:24,399 --> 00:41:27,860
Because Norman Osborn died years ago.

722
00:41:29,112 --> 00:41:31,280
So either we saw someone else...

723
00:41:32,865 --> 00:41:37,745
Or you're flying out into
the darkness, to fight a ghost.

724
00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:03,938
Keep an eye out on the trees.
We don't really know where this guy is.

725
00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:09,819
I genuinely don't know how
you do this without throwing up.

726
00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,047
Did you guys see that?

727
00:42:29,371 --> 00:42:30,341
Um...

728
00:42:30,465 --> 00:42:32,592
<i>- No?
- It's really dark.</i>

729
00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:46,773
Okay, okay, okay.

730
00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:54,864
<i>What's happening?</i>

731
00:42:54,947 --> 00:42:56,032
<i>Peter, what is it?</i>

732
00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:00,036
<i>Are you like, the tingle thing?</i>

733
00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:02,538
<i>Is the tingle thing happening?
Is your tingle tingling?</i>

734
00:43:11,631 --> 00:43:13,549
- Are you guys seeing this?
<i>- Yeah.</i>

735
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,677
<i>- Osborn?</i>
- No. He was green. This guy's blue.

736
00:43:17,378 --> 00:43:18,279
Uh...

737
00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:21,182
You wouldn't happen to be
from another universe, would you?

738
00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:23,643
<i>What's he doing?</i>

739
00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:26,896
<i>- I don't know. Looks like he's charging.</i>
- I don't like this. Just web him.

740
00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:43,121
<i>Dude, go left! Left, dude, left!
Left! Go! Left! Yes!</i>

741
00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:47,083
<i>What are you talking about? Right.
Go to the right! Right! Right!</i>

742
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:50,920
<i>- He means right! Don't listen to him!</i>
- Guys, this is not helping!

743
00:43:57,426 --> 00:44:00,221
Oh, no, no, no.
What happened? Peter? Peter.

744
00:44:07,591 --> 00:44:08,591
Whoa!

745
00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:13,442
Peter, it's me. Flint Marko.
You remember?

746
00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:16,696
- I'm Peter, but I'm not your Peter.
- What do you mean you're not my "Peter"?

747
00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:17,851
What the hell is going on?

748
00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:20,783
I'll explain everything, but first,
can you help me stop this guy?

749
00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:22,743
- Okay.
- You try to surround him,

750
00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:24,871
and I'll pull the plug. Alright, let's go!

751
00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:41,888
I can't hold him much longer!

752
00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,390
I got it, I got it!

753
00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:14,378
Different Peter. Weird.

754
00:45:14,462 --> 00:45:15,602
Thanks.

755
00:45:15,926 --> 00:45:17,806
- Sorry.
- Don't worry about it.

756
00:45:25,806 --> 00:45:27,225
I got my body back.

757
00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:29,276
Hey, um...

758
00:45:29,936 --> 00:45:33,689
This is gonna sound really crazy,
but uh... this isn't your universe.

759
00:45:33,773 --> 00:45:34,815
Another universe?

760
00:45:34,835 --> 00:45:35,477
Uh-huh.

761
00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:37,026
- What?
- That's what I was feeling.

762
00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:40,112
The power, it's different.

763
00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:42,865
I like it.

764
00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:48,454
- Easy, buddy.
- It's actually my fault that you're here.

765
00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:51,624
Like, the universe or the woods?

766
00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:53,376
I hate the woods.

767
00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:55,378
I meant, the universe, sir.

768
00:45:55,461 --> 00:45:58,839
So, what, y'all just gonna stand here
and act like I ain't butt-ass naked?

769
00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:00,633
- I am.
- Uh, no, no. Uh...

770
00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:02,218
I uh...

771
00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:16,857
What was that?
What did you just do to him?

772
00:46:16,941 --> 00:46:18,943
- No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay.
- Did you kill him?

773
00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:21,112
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Listen, I can explain
everything. You just have to trust me.

774
00:46:21,195 --> 00:46:23,948
- Please, just trust me.
- I don't trust you. I don't know you.

775
00:46:27,076 --> 00:46:28,160
What is this?

776
00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:31,080
You picked the wrong side.

777
00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:34,917
Connors?

778
00:46:36,419 --> 00:46:38,587
Wait. You know this creature?

779
00:46:38,671 --> 00:46:41,716
No, no, no. Not a creature. A man.

780
00:46:42,842 --> 00:46:44,010
They're the same universes.

781
00:46:44,093 --> 00:46:48,139
Dr. Curt Connors. He was a scientist
at Oscorp when I worked there.

782
00:46:48,222 --> 00:46:50,266
A brilliant scientist.

783
00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:51,976
Until he turned himself into a lizard.

784
00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:54,186
Then he tried to turn
the whole city into lizards.

785
00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:56,689
- It was crazy.
- It wasn't crazy, Max.

786
00:46:56,772 --> 00:46:58,899
It was the next step in human evolution.

787
00:46:58,983 --> 00:47:01,068
- The dinosaur can talk. Right.
- Lizard.

788
00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:02,737
Speaking of which, what happened to you?

789
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:06,574
Last I recall, you had bad teeth,
glasses and a comb-over.

790
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:08,451
Did you get a makeover?

791
00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:11,787
You know I can give you a real makeover.

792
00:47:11,871 --> 00:47:13,247
Let me guess, into a lizard?

793
00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:15,916
- Exactly.
- Would you two just shut up?

794
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,710
- Where are we?
- It's complicated.

795
00:47:17,793 --> 00:47:20,421
- A wizard's dungeon.
- Wizard's... A wizard's dungeon?

796
00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:24,175
There's no real way to sugarcoat that.
It's literally the dungeon of a wizard.

797
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:25,760
Look, you can keep your magic.

798
00:47:26,927 --> 00:47:29,555
I want a taste of that new energy I just felt.

799
00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:35,978
- Oh, Peter, hey.
- Hey, uh, did those guys come through yet?

800
00:47:36,062 --> 00:47:38,064
There should be an electric guy
and a sand guy.

801
00:47:38,147 --> 00:47:40,691
Yeah, they're all here and locked up.

802
00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:43,694
Perfect. I'm gonna just stay here for a bit
and try and fix some of this damage,

803
00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:45,529
so they don't blame it on me again.

804
00:47:45,613 --> 00:47:47,448
<i>- Okay.</i>
- But, hey, I uh...

805
00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:51,660
I couldn't do any of this
without you, so thank you.

806
00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:52,578
<i>Yeah, of course.</i>

807
00:47:53,329 --> 00:47:55,956
Hey, ask him if this is like, a tree monster

808
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,417
or like a scientist
that turned into a tree?

809
00:47:58,501 --> 00:47:59,835
It's just a tree, man.

810
00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:01,921
Just a tree.

811
00:48:18,604 --> 00:48:19,765
<i>Coward.</i>

812
00:48:20,289 --> 00:48:22,441
<i>We have a new world to conquer.</i>

813
00:48:24,089 --> 00:48:25,848
<i>You make me sick.</i>

814
00:48:25,855 --> 00:48:27,648
Leave me alone, please.

815
00:48:27,727 --> 00:48:30,354
<i>Hiding in the shadows.</i>

816
00:48:30,971 --> 00:48:33,224
<i>Hiding from who you truly are.</i>

817
00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:34,201
No!

818
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,047
<i>You can't escape yourself!</i>

819
00:48:52,847 --> 00:48:55,433
- Hey, May.
<i>- Hey, Peter. I'm at work, and um...</i>

820
00:48:56,392 --> 00:48:58,519
<i>one of the guys
you're looking for just walked in.</i>

821
00:49:07,570 --> 00:49:10,072
May? Where's May? Thank you.

822
00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:14,285
May!

823
00:49:15,812 --> 00:49:17,904
Ah. Hey, here he is.

824
00:49:18,247 --> 00:49:21,500
Norman, this is my nephew.

825
00:49:23,043 --> 00:49:24,984
Norman Osborn?

826
00:49:24,984 --> 00:49:25,705
I thought that you were—

827
00:49:25,713 --> 00:49:29,300
I saw Spider-Man in an ad for this place.

828
00:49:30,259 --> 00:49:32,136
And I thought he could help me.

829
00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:34,054
But you're not him.

830
00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:36,474
Wait, so you want Spider-Man's help?

831
00:49:36,557 --> 00:49:38,267
He just wandered in.

832
00:49:41,187 --> 00:49:43,063
I didn't know where else to go.

833
00:49:44,565 --> 00:49:46,609
Someone's living in my house.

834
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,196
Oscorp doesn't exist.

835
00:49:52,072 --> 00:49:53,157
My son...

836
00:49:57,244 --> 00:50:00,406
Sometimes... I'm not myself.

837
00:50:01,624 --> 00:50:04,210
I'm... someone else.

838
00:50:04,293 --> 00:50:07,338
And every time he's
in control, I can't remember.

839
00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:09,715
- And now I'm here in this place and—
- Who's in control?

840
00:50:09,798 --> 00:50:12,968
- in this city and I don't know what's going on...
- Norman, who's in control?

841
00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:16,839
- with me and I don't—doesn't make sense.
- Okay. Yeah, it's okay.

842
00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,517
He's lost.

843
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:23,145
And I don't mean just in the cosmos.
I mean, in his mind.

844
00:50:26,148 --> 00:50:27,316
Are they all like this?

845
00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:29,318
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

846
00:50:29,401 --> 00:50:32,780
I mean, they all have their own
mental or physical issues.

847
00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:35,783
Oh, well, he needs help and
maybe they all do.

848
00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:39,912
Wait, you don't mean...?
No, May, this isn't my problem.

849
00:50:39,995 --> 00:50:41,914
Peter, not your problem?

850
00:50:42,915 --> 00:50:46,418
May, their chance of getting help is
way better back where they came from.

851
00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:51,340
Sending them home, that's the
best thing that we can do for them.

852
00:50:51,423 --> 00:50:53,676
For them? Or for yourself?

853
00:50:56,762 --> 00:51:00,015
Look around you. This is what we do.

854
00:51:00,099 --> 00:51:03,936
- We help people.
- This is what's best for them.

855
00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:05,896
Trust me.

856
00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:12,403
<i>But the fact remains.
Spider-Man is a menace.</i>

857
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:17,533
We'll be right back after a brief word
from <i>Daily Bugle</i> Supplements.

858
00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:20,411
The only other daily fix you need.

859
00:51:20,494 --> 00:51:21,537
And we're out.

860
00:51:24,540 --> 00:51:25,374
What?

861
00:51:28,627 --> 00:51:29,795
I got eyes on him.

862
00:51:29,878 --> 00:51:32,089
<i>- He's with his aunt and some guy I don't know.</i>
- You sure?

863
00:51:32,172 --> 00:51:35,134
<i>- They're just leaving the shelter.</i>
- Okay. Don't lose him.

864
00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:49,023
Thanks, May. Hope to see you again.

865
00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:53,027
Hey. He trusts you. So do I.

866
00:51:55,195 --> 00:51:56,447
Thanks for cleaning my suit.

867
00:51:57,656 --> 00:51:58,532
I'll see you later.

868
00:52:01,076 --> 00:52:03,871
- Um, guys, this is uh, Mr. Osborn.
- Hey, it's "doctor."

869
00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:06,206
Sorry. Um, Dr. Osborn, these are my friends.

870
00:52:06,290 --> 00:52:07,625
This is Ned and MJ.

871
00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:11,962
- Mary Jane?
- It's Michelle Jones, actually.

872
00:52:13,547 --> 00:52:14,882
Fascinating.

873
00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:21,221
Do you think there are other Ned Leedses?

874
00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:35,944
Octavius?

875
00:52:40,032 --> 00:52:41,241
Osborn?

876
00:52:42,242 --> 00:52:43,494
What happened to you?

877
00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:44,703
What happened to—?

878
00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:48,916
- You're the walking corpse.
- What do you mean?

879
00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:51,543
You died, Norman.

880
00:52:51,627 --> 00:52:53,212
Years ago.

881
00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:55,756
You're insane.

882
00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:56,840
God , I love it here.

883
00:52:56,924 --> 00:53:00,260
What are you talking about?
He's standing right there.

884
00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:01,663
- He's not—
- Dead.

885
00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:05,224
They both died, fighting Spider-Man.

886
00:53:08,769 --> 00:53:11,105
It was all over the news.

887
00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:16,026
Green Goblin, impaled by
the glider you flew around on.

888
00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:20,739
And a couple of
years later, you, Doc Ock,

889
00:53:20,823 --> 00:53:23,867
- drowned in the river with your machine.
- That's nonsense.

890
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:29,164
Spider-Man was trying to stop
my fusion reactor, so I stopped him.

891
00:53:29,915 --> 00:53:33,502
I had him by the throat, and then I...

892
00:53:38,507 --> 00:53:39,717
And then I was here.

893
00:53:39,877 --> 00:53:42,001
Oh, please.
Let me tell you something.

894
00:53:42,015 --> 00:53:43,839
I was whooping Spider-Man's ass.

895
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:46,765
He'll tell you.
And then he caused an overload.

896
00:53:46,849 --> 00:53:49,059
I was stuck in the grid, absorbing data.

897
00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:51,520
I was about to turn
into pure energy, and then...

898
00:53:51,603 --> 00:53:52,438
And then...

899
00:53:53,605 --> 00:53:54,776
And then...

900
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:55,849
Oh, shit.

901
00:53:57,025 --> 00:54:01,405
- I was about to die.
- Max, do you know? Do I die?

902
00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:06,952
- Oh, great. You caught another one.
- No, no, no, wait, Strange.

903
00:54:07,035 --> 00:54:08,704
He's not dangerous.

904
00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:12,065
It's okay. Um...

905
00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:15,753
What is that?

906
00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:19,047
It's an ancient relic.
The Macchina di Kadavus.

907
00:54:19,131 --> 00:54:22,426
I've trapped your corrupted spell inside,
and once I finish the proper ritual,

908
00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:26,555
it'll reverse the spell and send
these guys back to their universes.

909
00:54:26,638 --> 00:54:29,141
And then what? We perish?

910
00:54:29,224 --> 00:54:30,934
Nah. No, thanks. I'll pass on that.

911
00:54:31,018 --> 00:54:34,021
Let me out of here. Peter!

912
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:37,900
Strange, we can't send them back. Not yet.

913
00:54:38,650 --> 00:54:39,485
Why?

914
00:54:41,361 --> 00:54:44,740
- Well, some of these guys are gonna die.
- Parker.

915
00:54:45,449 --> 00:54:47,159
It's their fate.

916
00:54:48,243 --> 00:54:49,620
Come on Strange, have a heart.

917
00:54:51,914 --> 00:54:54,500
In the grand calculus of the multiverse,

918
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:58,921
their sacrifice means infinitely
more than their lives.

919
00:55:04,718 --> 00:55:05,803
I'm sorry, kid.

920
00:55:07,012 --> 00:55:09,348
If they die, they die.

921
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,321
Peter!

922
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:38,919
Don't.

923
00:55:41,797 --> 00:55:43,966
- Dude, what are you doing?
- Peter, you gotta go. Go! Go!

924
00:55:44,049 --> 00:55:45,050
- Okay.
- Get out of here!

925
00:55:47,386 --> 00:55:49,137
This is why I never had kids.

926
00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:04,945
- Give me the box.
- No.

927
00:56:23,422 --> 00:56:24,798
Oh my God, I'm dead!

928
00:56:24,882 --> 00:56:27,801
You're not dead, you've just been
separated from your physical form.

929
00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:29,845
My physical... what?

930
00:56:30,762 --> 00:56:32,598
How are you doing that?

931
00:56:32,681 --> 00:56:36,268
- I have no idea.
- You should not be able to do that.

932
00:56:36,351 --> 00:56:37,811
This feels amazing.

933
00:56:48,864 --> 00:56:50,824
That might be one of the coolest things
that's ever happened to me,

934
00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:52,367
but don't ever do that again.

935
00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:00,500
Hey! Get off of me!

936
00:57:49,132 --> 00:57:50,133
What is this place?

937
00:57:50,217 --> 00:57:53,053
The Mirror Dimension, where I'm in control.

938
00:58:02,229 --> 00:58:04,731
Strange, stop.
Can we please just talk about this?

939
00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:07,818
Parker, don't you realize
that in the multiverse,

940
00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:12,489
there are an infinite number of people
who know Peter Parker is Spider-Man?

941
00:58:12,572 --> 00:58:15,450
And if that spell gets loose,
they're all coming here!

942
00:58:15,534 --> 00:58:18,286
Look, I know, I get it,
but we can't just send them home to die.

943
00:58:18,370 --> 00:58:19,579
It's their fate.

944
00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:23,250
You can't change that any more
than you could change who they are.

945
00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:26,545
But what if we could?
What if we could change their fate?

946
00:58:27,988 --> 00:58:29,415
Woah, woah, what are you doing?

947
00:58:34,845 --> 00:58:36,096
I'm not giving you the—

948
00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:48,775
Give me that back.

949
00:59:09,713 --> 00:59:11,965
Wait a minute.
Is that an Archimedean Spiral?

950
00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:14,468
The Mirror Dimension is just geometry?
You're great at geometry.

951
00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:16,136
You could do geometry!

952
00:59:18,013 --> 00:59:19,931
Square the radius. Divide by pi.

953
00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:22,142
- Plot points along the curve.
- It's over, Parker.

954
00:59:23,101 --> 00:59:24,853
I'll come pick you up when it's done.

955
00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:28,774
Hey, Strange.

956
00:59:29,649 --> 00:59:31,193
You know what's cooler than magic?

957
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,574
- Math.
- Don't do this.

958
00:59:40,478 --> 00:59:41,078
Ow?

959
00:59:41,203 --> 00:59:42,537
I'm sorry, sir, but...

960
00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:48,418
I have to try.

961
00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:52,009
Dude, what happened?

962
00:59:52,033 --> 00:59:54,091
I just had a fight with
Strange and I totally won!

963
00:59:54,174 --> 00:59:56,176
- What?
- Look, I stole his ring thing.

964
00:59:57,302 --> 01:00:01,056
I was swinging through the city, and then
I went through this massive mirror thing,

965
01:00:01,139 --> 01:00:02,766
- and then I was back in—
- Where is he? Where is he?

966
01:00:02,849 --> 01:00:04,684
Uh, he's trapped,
but I'm not sure for how long.

967
01:00:04,768 --> 01:00:06,770
You could have just left us to die.

968
01:00:06,853 --> 01:00:08,313
Why didn't you?

969
01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:09,856
'Cause that's not who he is.

970
01:00:13,235 --> 01:00:15,278
I think I can help you guys.

971
01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:18,073
If I can fix what happened to you,
then when you go back,

972
01:00:18,156 --> 01:00:21,576
things will be different,
and you might not die fighting Spider-Man.

973
01:00:21,660 --> 01:00:23,954
- What do you mean "fix us"?
- Look, our technology is advanced—

974
01:00:24,037 --> 01:00:25,354
I can help you.

975
01:00:25,354 --> 01:00:29,076
You know, I'm something
of a scientist myself.

976
01:00:30,544 --> 01:00:32,379
Octavius knows what I can do.

977
01:00:32,462 --> 01:00:35,006
Fix? You mean, like a dog?

978
01:00:35,090 --> 01:00:36,424
I refuse.

979
01:00:36,508 --> 01:00:39,177
I can't promise you guys
anything, but at least this way,

980
01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:41,471
we actually get to go
home and have a chance.

981
01:00:41,555 --> 01:00:42,722
A second chance.

982
01:00:43,390 --> 01:00:45,225
I mean, come on. Isn't that worth trying?

983
01:00:45,308 --> 01:00:48,937
Trust me, Peter.
When you try to fix people,

984
01:00:49,020 --> 01:00:51,731
there are always consequences.

985
01:00:51,815 --> 01:00:55,026
I mean, you don't have to come.
I also didn't know that you could talk.

986
01:00:55,110 --> 01:00:56,570
But if you stay here...

987
01:00:57,612 --> 01:00:59,030
you're gonna have
to deal with the wizard.

988
01:00:59,298 --> 01:01:03,218
Ah, so we go along or die.
Not much of a choice, is it?

989
01:01:03,702 --> 01:01:05,120
I just wanna go home.

990
01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:08,915
Well, I myself, don't wanna be killed,
especially by a guy dressed

991
01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:12,502
like Dungeons & Dragons,
so, what's your plan?

992
01:01:13,962 --> 01:01:15,630
I have it all under control.

993
01:01:19,176 --> 01:01:21,136
What are we gonna do about this thing?

994
01:01:21,887 --> 01:01:23,845
Well, we need to find
somewhere safe for it, right?

995
01:01:23,895 --> 01:01:24,956
- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah. Yes, yes.

996
01:01:24,956 --> 01:01:26,281
- You gotta take it.
- Wait, what?

997
01:01:26,281 --> 01:01:29,217
If something bad happens, I'll text you
and then you just push this and then it's all over.

998
01:01:29,217 --> 01:01:30,130
And they'll be all gone.

999
01:01:30,130 --> 01:01:31,386
Wait, we're going with you.
We're not gonna leave you.

1000
01:01:31,479 --> 01:01:32,731
You can't come with me. It's too dangerous.

1001
01:01:32,814 --> 01:01:34,816
- You guys have already done enough.
- Peter, we're in this together.

1002
01:01:34,900 --> 01:01:38,445
I know we're in this together, Ned.
But I can't do this if I know that you're in danger.

1003
01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:41,281
Okay? So for me,
MJ, please just take this.

1004
01:01:44,242 --> 01:01:46,161
- Please.
- Fine.

1005
01:01:46,828 --> 01:01:48,079
- Thank you.
- But Peter, I swear,

1006
01:01:48,163 --> 01:01:50,415
if I don't hear from you,
I'm pressing the button.

1007
01:01:50,498 --> 01:01:52,709
- Sure.
- Okay. And I will do it.

1008
01:01:54,169 --> 01:01:55,837
Yeah, we all believe you, Michelle.

1009
01:01:55,921 --> 01:01:58,798
No way that's his girlfriend. No way.

1010
01:01:58,882 --> 01:02:01,509
- She'll do it.
- Absolutely. She will.

1011
01:02:02,928 --> 01:02:05,764
- Okay, see you later.
- Be safe.

1012
01:02:05,847 --> 01:02:06,932
- You too.
- Okay.

1013
01:02:08,975 --> 01:02:10,975
- Whoa.
- Whoa.

1014
01:02:11,269 --> 01:02:12,103
Okay.

1015
01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:15,857
- Be careful, okay?
- Yeah. You too.

1016
01:02:23,823 --> 01:02:24,658
So uh...

1017
01:02:26,284 --> 01:02:27,577
Who's coming with me?

1018
01:02:31,873 --> 01:02:32,707
Well, I'm in.

1019
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:35,835
But, if this goes sideways...

1020
01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:39,089
I'm gonna fry you from the inside out.

1021
01:02:51,559 --> 01:02:54,396
<i>- Where's Connors?
- He told me he wants to stay in the truck.</i>

1022
01:02:54,479 --> 01:02:57,274
<i>- Okay.
- Alarm system deactivated.</i>

1023
01:02:58,400 --> 01:02:59,276
Hey, May.

1024
01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:02,988
- Yeah?
- I feel kinda bad using Happy's place like this.

1025
01:03:03,071 --> 01:03:05,073
No, no, no. He'll get over it.

1026
01:03:06,149 --> 01:03:08,652
<i> A majority of New Yorkers oppose
the Statue of Liberty renovation...</i>

1027
01:03:09,035 --> 01:03:09,869
Oh, sorry.

1028
01:03:10,996 --> 01:03:12,414
So this is your plan, Peter?

1029
01:03:13,164 --> 01:03:14,499
No lab, no facilities?

1030
01:03:14,582 --> 01:03:16,459
Just performing miracles in a condominium?

1031
01:03:17,377 --> 01:03:20,588
What, you gonna cook us some cures
and some frozen burritos in a microwave?

1032
01:03:20,672 --> 01:03:23,675
- I could go for a burrito.
- He's gonna kill us all.

1033
01:03:23,758 --> 01:03:25,051
Well, let's hope not.

1034
01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:27,929
- You're up first, Doc.
- What?

1035
01:03:28,013 --> 01:03:29,597
Hey, I told you. I don't need fixing.

1036
01:03:30,390 --> 01:03:32,434
I don't need fixing!

1037
01:03:32,517 --> 01:03:36,855
Especially by a teenager using scraps
from a bachelor's junk drawer.

1038
01:03:36,938 --> 01:03:39,524
Nah, nah, nah.
He got something back there.

1039
01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:42,402
I can feel it. That weird energy.

1040
01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:46,406
- What the hell is that?
- It's a fabricator.

1041
01:03:47,032 --> 01:03:50,535
It can analyze, design,
construct basically anything.

1042
01:03:51,536 --> 01:03:53,788
I thought that was
the tanning bed Happy broke.

1043
01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:57,709
Look at that.

1044
01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:06,551
He's gonna kill us all.

1045
01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:17,187
What's going on there?

1046
01:04:17,812 --> 01:04:20,982
So the chip in the back of Doc's neck
was designed to protect his brain

1047
01:04:21,066 --> 01:04:24,736
from the Al system that's controlling
these tentacles, but if you look here...

1048
01:04:27,155 --> 01:04:27,989
The chip is fried.

1049
01:04:28,073 --> 01:04:30,325
So rather than him being
in control of the tentacles,

1050
01:04:30,408 --> 01:04:32,494
the tentacles are now in control of him.

1051
01:04:32,577 --> 01:04:37,665
Which, I guess, explains why
he is so miserable all the time.

1052
01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:46,883
Thirsty?

1053
01:04:50,178 --> 01:04:51,596
Well, yes, I am thirsty.

1054
01:04:52,347 --> 01:04:53,807
Fresh water or salt?

1055
01:04:54,808 --> 01:04:56,476
You know, because you're an octopus.

1056
01:04:58,520 --> 01:04:59,687
What?

1057
01:05:01,106 --> 01:05:02,482
Fresh water it is.

1058
01:05:03,608 --> 01:05:04,776
Look at this place.

1059
01:05:05,652 --> 01:05:08,863
- And all the possibilities.
- What, this condo?

1060
01:05:08,947 --> 01:05:12,033
Yeah, yeah, the condo.
I love the whole open floor plan. No.

1061
01:05:12,117 --> 01:05:14,327
Nah man, I'm talking about the world.

1062
01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:17,205
I kinda like who I am here.

1063
01:05:19,082 --> 01:05:20,583
And all that power back there...

1064
01:05:21,876 --> 01:05:23,378
I could be so much more.

1065
01:05:24,629 --> 01:05:25,839
So why'd you come along?

1066
01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:28,716
I have a daughter, and I want to see her.

1067
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:30,927
But he's not gonna send anyone home

1068
01:05:31,010 --> 01:05:33,847
'till he's finished his little
science project back there.

1069
01:05:34,389 --> 01:05:35,640
You trust him?

1070
01:05:35,723 --> 01:05:37,016
I don't trust anyone.

1071
01:05:38,518 --> 01:05:40,603
How'd you end up like that, anyway?

1072
01:05:42,021 --> 01:05:43,773
The place where I worked at,

1073
01:05:43,857 --> 01:05:48,611
they were experimenting with electricity
created by living organisms, and then uh...

1074
01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:51,823
I fell into a vat of electric eels.

1075
01:05:51,906 --> 01:05:54,909
You're kidding.
I fell into a supercollider.

1076
01:05:54,993 --> 01:05:55,827
Damn.

1077
01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:58,621
Gotta be careful where you fall.

1078
01:05:59,497 --> 01:06:00,832
Remarkable.

1079
01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:04,711
The technology and you.

1080
01:06:07,547 --> 01:06:08,882
When all this is over,

1081
01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:14,137
if you need a job and you're willing
to commute to another universe...

1082
01:06:20,727 --> 01:06:23,646
It worked. That totally worked!

1083
01:06:23,730 --> 01:06:26,941
- I got it! I did it. I did it. Uh, will you send him up?
- Yeah. Here we go.

1084
01:06:28,693 --> 01:06:30,153
- Sorry.
- Hold on, Doc.

1085
01:06:30,236 --> 01:06:32,822
Oh, will these humiliations never cease?

1086
01:06:32,906 --> 01:06:35,909
You! Keep your science-fair
project away from me!

1087
01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:37,619
Hey, it'll work. Have faith.

1088
01:06:37,702 --> 01:06:40,705
Says the reckless fool
who turned himself into a monster.

1089
01:06:41,915 --> 01:06:43,249
Please stop moving your head.

1090
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,419
- Hold still.
- Don't you dare.

1091
01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:55,553
I swear, when I get out of this,
we're gonna rip you a new—

1092
01:07:00,058 --> 01:07:01,059
Doc?

1093
01:07:06,981 --> 01:07:07,815
Doc?

1094
01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:10,777
Doc?

1095
01:07:12,028 --> 01:07:12,987
Dr. Octav—

1096
01:07:20,078 --> 01:07:21,246
It's so quiet.

1097
01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:28,002
Those voices inside my head...

1098
01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:34,676
I'd almost forgotten.

1099
01:07:36,177 --> 01:07:37,011
Otto.

1100
01:07:38,513 --> 01:07:40,265
Yes. Norman.

1101
01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:47,814
It's me.

1102
01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:51,401
Would you look at that?

1103
01:08:12,205 --> 01:08:14,148
I'm grateful, dear boy.

1104
01:08:14,148 --> 01:08:15,180
Truly.

1105
01:08:15,456 --> 01:08:16,749
Yeah, you're welcome.

1106
01:08:17,343 --> 01:08:18,344
How can I help?

1107
01:08:19,137 --> 01:08:21,222
<i>This is Peter, leave a message.</i>

1108
01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:25,768
Yeah, Peter, this is Happy.
I accessed my doorbell camera.

1109
01:08:25,852 --> 01:08:28,062
Who are those guys, huh? Is that a cyborg?

1110
01:08:28,146 --> 01:08:30,523
You bring a cyborg
with robot legs into my house?

1111
01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:33,109
Was one of the guys made of mud?
What's going on? Call me back.

1112
01:08:42,327 --> 01:08:43,536
How does it feel, Norman?

1113
01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:46,664
You're about to become whole again.

1114
01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:49,792
No more darker half.

1115
01:08:50,793 --> 01:08:51,628
Just you.

1116
01:08:52,879 --> 01:08:53,880
Just me.

1117
01:09:03,406 --> 01:09:04,690
Okay, um...

1118
01:09:05,975 --> 01:09:07,435
It just goes right here. This...

1119
01:09:09,270 --> 01:09:10,772
That should be drawing power now.

1120
01:09:10,855 --> 01:09:14,567
I'm gonna come back in a second just
to check on it, but keep an eye on the lights.

1121
01:09:14,567 --> 01:09:17,486
When they're all green, it means all
the electricity in your body's dissipated.

1122
01:09:17,654 --> 01:09:18,684
Well, not all of the electricity.

1123
01:09:18,684 --> 01:09:21,383
I mean, obviously, you know that you need
electricity for your brain to function.

1124
01:09:21,491 --> 01:09:22,867
Your nervous system is...

1125
01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:26,037
I'm not really sure why
I'm explaining electricity to you.

1126
01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:28,665
- Yeah, can I ask you a question?
- Sure.

1127
01:09:28,748 --> 01:09:29,874
Are these your Legos?

1128
01:09:32,102 --> 01:09:33,970
Uh, I gotta go. I'll be back.

1129
01:09:40,051 --> 01:09:42,387
- Something feels off.
- What do you mean?

1130
01:09:43,763 --> 01:09:46,057
- I don't like this.
- Leave it alone.

1131
01:09:46,140 --> 01:09:50,103
The sooner you guys get
through this, the sooner we go home.

1132
01:09:57,819 --> 01:10:00,113
- Well, where is he?
- Uh, he's inside.

1133
01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:01,864
And yet here we are, outside.

1134
01:10:01,948 --> 01:10:03,950
Did you not hear me say, "Don't lose him"?

1135
01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:05,952
I want incriminating footage of Spider-Man.

1136
01:10:06,035 --> 01:10:07,995
I already called Damage Control.
They're on their way.

1137
01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:09,747
And so it begins.

1138
01:10:09,831 --> 01:10:11,624
This place is about to be swarming with cops.

1139
01:10:30,727 --> 01:10:31,561
Peter?

1140
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:34,355
What's wrong?

1141
01:10:35,732 --> 01:10:36,566
I don't know.

1142
01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:38,568
May?

1143
01:10:44,407 --> 01:10:45,491
What is it, Peter?

1144
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:54,167
What's happening?

1145
01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:02,884
Why are you looking at me like that?

1146
01:11:18,608 --> 01:11:23,362
That's some neat trick,
that sense of yours.

1147
01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:26,949
- Norman?
- Norman's on sabbatical, honey.

1148
01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:29,911
- The hell?
- The Goblin.

1149
01:11:31,204 --> 01:11:35,917
"No more darker half"? Did you really
think that I'd let that happen?

1150
01:11:36,834 --> 01:11:40,296
That I'd let you take away
my power just because you're blind

1151
01:11:40,379 --> 01:11:43,758
- to what true power can bring you?
- You don't know me.

1152
01:11:43,841 --> 01:11:45,051
Don't I?

1153
01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:51,057
I saw how she trapped you,

1154
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:53,768
fighting her holy moral mission.

1155
01:11:56,521 --> 01:11:58,689
We don't need you to save us.

1156
01:11:58,773 --> 01:12:00,817
We don't need to be fixed.

1157
01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:06,322
These are not curses.

1158
01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:09,325
They're gifts.

1159
01:12:10,701 --> 01:12:12,703
- Norman, no.
- Quiet, lapdog.

1160
01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:14,371
You don't know what you're talking about.

1161
01:12:14,395 --> 01:12:19,152
I've watched you from deep
behind Norman's cowardly eyes.

1162
01:12:19,919 --> 01:12:25,258
Struggling to have everything you want

1163
01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:28,886
while the world tries to make you choose.

1164
01:12:31,055 --> 01:12:34,308
Gods don't have to choose.

1165
01:12:36,435 --> 01:12:37,895
We take.

1166
01:12:37,979 --> 01:12:39,438
May, run.

1167
01:13:02,753 --> 01:13:03,880
Oh my God.

1168
01:13:04,755 --> 01:13:07,842
- What have you done?
- I liked you better before.

1169
01:13:17,268 --> 01:13:20,396
Up here! He's up there.
It's the guy from the bridge.

1170
01:13:43,210 --> 01:13:44,295
Did you see that?

1171
01:14:10,863 --> 01:14:11,948
No, you don't!

1172
01:14:21,374 --> 01:14:23,709
Strong enough to have it all.

1173
01:14:27,088 --> 01:14:28,464
Too weak to take it!

1174
01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:05,376
Now I got you.

1175
01:15:07,545 --> 01:15:09,880
I told you there'd be consequences!

1176
01:15:28,107 --> 01:15:31,569
Your weakness, Peter, is morality.

1177
01:15:32,111 --> 01:15:34,139
It's choking you!

1178
01:15:34,823 --> 01:15:36,551
Can't you feel it?

1179
01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:45,666
It didn't work.

1180
01:15:47,084 --> 01:15:48,711
Norman was right.

1181
01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:52,465
He got it from you,
that pathetic sickness.

1182
01:15:57,178 --> 01:15:58,804
You tried to fix me.

1183
01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:00,848
May, go.

1184
01:16:00,931 --> 01:16:03,142
Now I'm gonna fix you.

1185
01:16:07,188 --> 01:16:08,272
May, run, please.

1186
01:16:12,276 --> 01:16:13,110
May!

1187
01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:21,744
Peter, Peter, Peter.

1188
01:16:21,827 --> 01:16:24,914
No good deed goes unpunished.

1189
01:16:25,498 --> 01:16:27,666
You can thank me later.

1190
01:16:33,547 --> 01:16:34,799
No!

1191
01:17:04,703 --> 01:17:05,538
- May?
- Peter.

1192
01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:06,914
May, May, I'm here.

1193
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:11,794
May.

1194
01:17:12,461 --> 01:17:13,462
May, I'm here.

1195
01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:16,841
Are you okay? What happened?

1196
01:17:23,180 --> 01:17:25,182
It's okay. We're okay, right?

1197
01:17:25,266 --> 01:17:26,976
Yeah. Knocked on my ass.

1198
01:17:27,059 --> 01:17:28,185
- Yeah , me too.
- That's all.

1199
01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:31,897
I think I broke my ribs.

1200
01:17:37,278 --> 01:17:39,446
- This is all my fault, May.
- No.

1201
01:17:39,530 --> 01:17:41,490
I should have just listened to Strange
and let him send them back.

1202
01:17:41,574 --> 01:17:42,700
You did the right thing.

1203
01:17:43,576 --> 01:17:46,662
They would have been killed.
You did the right thing.

1204
01:17:47,371 --> 01:17:49,415
It's not my responsibility, May.

1205
01:17:51,844 --> 01:17:52,744
Oh?

1206
01:17:53,169 --> 01:17:54,211
What Norman said?

1207
01:17:55,629 --> 01:17:57,548
My moral mission? No.

1208
01:17:57,631 --> 01:17:59,717
- No, May, you don't have—
- No, no, Peter, you listen to me.

1209
01:18:01,093 --> 01:18:02,094
You have a gift.

1210
01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:05,055
You have power.

1211
01:18:05,931 --> 01:18:10,644
And with great power,
there must also come great responsibility.

1212
01:18:16,150 --> 01:18:17,443
I know.

1213
01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:19,445
Let's get the... out of here.

1214
01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:20,654
Okay, let's go.

1215
01:18:21,864 --> 01:18:23,532
Let me just catch my...

1216
01:18:39,632 --> 01:18:41,634
- What happened? Are you okay?
- I'm okay.

1217
01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:43,469
Yeah, you're okay. What happened?

1218
01:18:45,304 --> 01:18:46,388
Just have to...

1219
01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:48,515
catch my breath.

1220
01:18:48,599 --> 01:18:50,517
Okay, well, catch your breath. I'm right here.

1221
01:18:50,601 --> 01:18:51,727
We're gonna take our time.

1222
01:18:51,810 --> 01:18:54,813
You catch your breath and then
we'll take you to a doctor, okay?

1223
01:19:13,290 --> 01:19:14,291
Are you okay?

1224
01:19:15,376 --> 01:19:18,254
Somebody help!
I need an ambulance, please! Somebody?

1225
01:19:18,337 --> 01:19:20,256
- What happened?
- Nothing happened.

1226
01:19:21,340 --> 01:19:22,967
You're okay. You're okay.

1227
01:19:24,718 --> 01:19:27,179
Let me just... let me catch my breath.

1228
01:19:27,263 --> 01:19:29,139
Yeah, I'm right here. I'm right here.

1229
01:19:29,723 --> 01:19:30,724
I'm right here.

1230
01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:38,774
You're okay.

1231
01:19:40,442 --> 01:19:41,485
It's just me and you.

1232
01:19:51,745 --> 01:19:52,579
May?

1233
01:19:59,253 --> 01:20:00,087
May?

1234
01:20:06,468 --> 01:20:07,886
Will you look at me, May, please?

1235
01:20:16,687 --> 01:20:17,521
May.

1236
01:20:18,689 --> 01:20:19,523
May.

1237
01:20:21,525 --> 01:20:22,568
What are you doing, May?

1238
01:20:22,651 --> 01:20:25,529
Please, will you just wake up
and talk to me? Please?

1239
01:20:48,469 --> 01:20:50,179
Get out of the car now! Move!

1240
01:20:56,727 --> 01:20:58,395
Get off, get off, get off me.

1241
01:21:00,731 --> 01:21:01,565
Peter!

1242
01:21:01,648 --> 01:21:03,442
- Run!
- It's just me and you, okay?

1243
01:21:03,525 --> 01:21:05,402
It's just me and you, okay?

1244
01:21:05,486 --> 01:21:07,237
Oh, May, I'm sorry.

1245
01:21:07,321 --> 01:21:08,489
I'm so sorry.

1246
01:21:08,572 --> 01:21:12,785
- I'm so, so, so sorry. I love you.
- Alright, Parker, come out with your hands up!

1247
01:21:13,452 --> 01:21:15,913
Come out right now, or we will open fire!

1248
01:21:15,996 --> 01:21:16,955
Run!

1249
01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:23,212
All right, let's go, let's go! Move in!

1250
01:21:41,188 --> 01:21:42,189
<i>Tragedy.</i>

1251
01:21:46,110 --> 01:21:47,528
<i>What else can I call it?</i>

1252
01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:50,656
<i>What more need be said?</i>

1253
01:21:51,615 --> 01:21:54,159
<i>The damage, the destruction.</i>

1254
01:21:54,952 --> 01:21:56,829
<i>You saw it with your own eyes.</i>

1255
01:21:58,372 --> 01:22:03,293
<i>When will people wake up and realize
that everywhere Spider-Man goes,</i>

1256
01:22:03,377 --> 01:22:06,213
<i>chaos and calamity ensue?</i>

1257
01:22:07,047 --> 01:22:11,135
<i>Everything Spider-Man touches comes to ruin.</i>

1258
01:22:12,219 --> 01:22:14,221
<i>And we, the innocents,</i>

1259
01:22:14,888 --> 01:22:16,849
<i>are left to pick up the pieces.</i>

1260
01:22:19,351 --> 01:22:21,478
<i>J. Jonah Jameson reporting.</i>

1261
01:22:21,562 --> 01:22:24,648
<i>Good night, and God help us all.</i>

1262
01:22:44,251 --> 01:22:47,504
<i>We are told that multiple
people have been injured,</i>

1263
01:22:47,588 --> 01:22:52,050
<i>and we can confirm at least
one person has been killed.</i>

1264
01:22:52,134 --> 01:22:53,177
Still nothing?

1265
01:22:54,845 --> 01:22:55,721
No.

1266
01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:12,654
I'm gonna press it.

1267
01:23:14,740 --> 01:23:17,367
- What? No, he—
- I know he told me to wait but...

1268
01:23:18,827 --> 01:23:20,996
- I'm gonna do it.
- I just wish—

1269
01:23:21,079 --> 01:23:22,789
I just wish we could see him.

1270
01:23:28,086 --> 01:23:29,171
- Ned?
- Yeah?

1271
01:23:30,214 --> 01:23:31,632
- Do that again.
- Yeah.

1272
01:23:34,092 --> 01:23:35,344
I just wish we could see him.

1273
01:23:39,264 --> 01:23:40,098
Okay.

1274
01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:42,684
I just wish we could see Peter!

1275
01:23:47,458 --> 01:23:48,358
Woah...

1276
01:23:49,483 --> 01:23:51,401
<i>Lola,</i> you're right. I am magic.

1277
01:23:52,694 --> 01:23:53,529
Is that him?

1278
01:23:54,446 --> 01:23:56,823
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, it has to be.
- Peter. Peter!

1279
01:23:56,907 --> 01:23:58,951
- Hey, Peter! Yeah.
- Peter!

1280
01:24:04,420 --> 01:24:05,320
- Whoa!
- Whoa!

1281
01:24:07,417 --> 01:24:08,961
Hi. Hi.

1282
01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:12,130
No, no, no, no, no, no, it's okay.
It's okay. It's okay. I'm a nice guy.

1283
01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:16,134
Okay.

1284
01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:21,265
- Who the hell are you?
- I'm Peter Parker.

1285
01:24:21,348 --> 01:24:25,519
- That's not possible.
- I am Spider-Man, in my world.

1286
01:24:25,602 --> 01:24:28,689
But then yesterday, I was...

1287
01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:32,234
I was just here.

1288
01:24:36,697 --> 01:24:40,200
String theory, multidimensional reality...

1289
01:24:41,493 --> 01:24:42,995
and matter displacement.

1290
01:24:43,745 --> 01:24:44,580
All real?

1291
01:24:44,663 --> 01:24:45,664
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1292
01:24:45,747 --> 01:24:46,957
I knew it.

1293
01:24:48,667 --> 01:24:50,460
This has to be because of the spell.

1294
01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:52,838
The spell? Like magic spell?

1295
01:24:52,921 --> 01:24:54,756
- No. There's no spell. No.
- No spell.

1296
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:56,592
- Magic's real here too?
- I mean...

1297
01:24:56,675 --> 01:24:58,510
- Shut up, Ned. Shut up.
- No, it's not real.

1298
01:24:58,594 --> 01:25:01,722
- Shut up. Stop talking.
- I mean, there's magicians, but there's no—

1299
01:25:01,805 --> 01:25:03,473
Stop. Stop.

1300
01:25:04,266 --> 01:25:05,601
- Prove it.
- Prove what?

1301
01:25:05,684 --> 01:25:09,062
- That you're Peter Parker.
- I don't carry an ID with me, you know?

1302
01:25:09,146 --> 01:25:11,565
Kind of defeats the whole
anonymous superhero thing.

1303
01:25:14,359 --> 01:25:16,403
- Why'd you do that?
- Trying to see if you have the tingle thing.

1304
01:25:16,486 --> 01:25:18,447
I have the tingle thing, just not for bread.

1305
01:25:18,530 --> 01:25:20,532
Can you not throw the bread again?

1306
01:25:20,616 --> 01:25:22,868
You're a deeply mistrusting person,

1307
01:25:24,578 --> 01:25:25,621
and I respect it.

1308
01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:32,127
Crawl around.

1309
01:25:32,210 --> 01:25:34,129
- Crawl around?
- Yes.

1310
01:25:34,212 --> 01:25:35,797
- No.
- Yes, crawl around.

1311
01:25:35,881 --> 01:25:37,507
- Why do I need to crawl around?
- This is not enough.

1312
01:25:37,591 --> 01:25:38,884
- This is plenty.
- No, it's not.

1313
01:25:38,967 --> 01:25:40,636
- Yes, it is. It is.
- No, it's not. Nuh-uh.

1314
01:25:40,719 --> 01:25:43,263
- How do I stick to the ceiling?
- Do it.

1315
01:25:45,098 --> 01:25:45,974
Ned,

1316
01:25:51,563 --> 01:25:54,983
My <i>lola's</i> asking if you could
just get the cobweb there.

1317
01:25:55,067 --> 01:25:56,943
- Since you're, like, up there.
- Yeah.

1318
01:26:04,951 --> 01:26:05,827
Thank you.

1319
01:26:10,749 --> 01:26:11,583
We g...

1320
01:26:12,209 --> 01:26:13,043
We good?

1321
01:26:13,126 --> 01:26:14,044
For now.

1322
01:26:14,795 --> 01:26:17,714
So, I opened the wrong portal
to the wrong Peter Parker.

1323
01:26:17,798 --> 01:26:20,092
Yeah, I guess you just keep doing it
until we find the real one.

1324
01:26:20,193 --> 01:26:21,026
Ouch.

1325
01:26:21,051 --> 01:26:22,094
No offense.

1326
01:26:22,761 --> 01:26:24,262
- Okay.
- Okay, you got it.

1327
01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:28,016
Find Peter Parker.

1328
01:26:28,100 --> 01:26:30,143
What's the thing on his hand?

1329
01:26:30,227 --> 01:26:32,229
Find Peter Parker.

1330
01:26:34,231 --> 01:26:35,774
Find Peter Parker!

1331
01:26:45,158 --> 01:26:46,618
Great, it's just some random guy.

1332
01:26:47,494 --> 01:26:48,370
Hello.

1333
01:26:48,829 --> 01:26:51,498
Um, I hope it's okay,
I just came through this uh...

1334
01:26:52,450 --> 01:26:53,350
Huh.

1335
01:26:53,375 --> 01:26:54,376
It just closed.

1336
01:26:55,919 --> 01:26:57,170
You're Peter?

1337
01:26:57,963 --> 01:27:00,173
Yeah. Peter Parker.

1338
01:27:02,300 --> 01:27:03,969
I've seen you two—

1339
01:27:06,430 --> 01:27:07,264
Hi.

1340
01:27:11,518 --> 01:27:14,146
Wait, he's... he's not your friend.

1341
01:27:30,078 --> 01:27:33,248
Wait. So you're Spider-Man too?
Why didn't you just say that?

1342
01:27:33,331 --> 01:27:35,834
I generally don't go around advertising it.

1343
01:27:35,917 --> 01:27:38,003
Kind of defeats the whole
anonymous superhero thing.

1344
01:27:38,086 --> 01:27:39,880
- I just said that.
- That's what he just said.

1345
01:27:52,184 --> 01:27:55,729
My <i>lola's</i> asking if you could
clean up the webs you just shot.

1346
01:27:55,812 --> 01:27:57,522
- Oh, sorry, <i>Lola.</i>
- Yes, of course.

1347
01:27:57,606 --> 01:27:58,982
I'm going to bed.

1348
01:27:59,065 --> 01:28:01,318
- Night, <i>Lola.</i>
- Good night, Ned's <i>lola.</i>

1349
01:28:01,919 --> 01:28:04,279
Uh, this might seem kind of weird but,

1350
01:28:04,821 --> 01:28:07,449
I've been trying to find
your friend ever since I got here.

1351
01:28:09,034 --> 01:28:10,744
I just have this sense that...

1352
01:28:12,829 --> 01:28:14,164
that he needs my help.

1353
01:28:14,247 --> 01:28:15,248
Our help.

1354
01:28:17,209 --> 01:28:18,293
He does.

1355
01:28:18,376 --> 01:28:20,086
We don't know where he is.

1356
01:28:20,170 --> 01:28:24,174
And, honestly, right now,
we're all he really has left.

1357
01:28:25,675 --> 01:28:32,933
Well, uh, is there some place that
he might go that has meaning to him?

1358
01:28:34,434 --> 01:28:37,938
Like a place where he would go to just...?

1359
01:28:38,021 --> 01:28:39,523
Get away from everything?

1360
01:28:42,609 --> 01:28:45,662
For me, it was the top of
the Chrysler Building.

1361
01:28:45,946 --> 01:28:47,197
Empire State.

1362
01:28:47,280 --> 01:28:50,450
- It's just... it's a better view.
- That is a sweet view.

1363
01:28:53,245 --> 01:28:54,120
Yes.

1364
01:28:55,163 --> 01:28:58,124
Yeah. I think I know
exactly where that would be.

1365
01:29:34,369 --> 01:29:35,203
I'm sorry.

1366
01:29:42,919 --> 01:29:44,045
Peter, there's...

1367
01:29:45,589 --> 01:29:47,090
There's some people here.

1368
01:29:48,592 --> 01:29:49,426
What?

1369
01:29:58,602 --> 01:29:59,936
Hey, wait, wait, whoa.

1370
01:30:01,146 --> 01:30:02,063
What...?

1371
01:30:05,108 --> 01:30:05,942
Sorry...

1372
01:30:07,861 --> 01:30:08,820
about May.

1373
01:30:12,532 --> 01:30:14,618
Yeah. Sorry.

1374
01:30:16,745 --> 01:30:18,705
I got some understanding
of what it is you're—

1375
01:30:18,788 --> 01:30:21,416
No, no, no. Please don't tell me
that you know what I'm going through.

1376
01:30:22,167 --> 01:30:23,919
- Okay.
- She's gone.

1377
01:30:26,963 --> 01:30:28,298
And it's all my fault.

1378
01:30:32,510 --> 01:30:33,803
She died for nothing.

1379
01:30:37,724 --> 01:30:39,517
So I'm gonna do what
I should've done in the first place.

1380
01:30:40,143 --> 01:30:41,853
- Peter.
- Please don't.

1381
01:30:42,979 --> 01:30:46,232
You don't belong here. Either of you.
So I'm sending you home.

1382
01:30:47,817 --> 01:30:49,986
Well, those other guys are
from your worlds, right?

1383
01:30:50,904 --> 01:30:52,405
So you deal with it.

1384
01:30:52,489 --> 01:30:54,407
If they die, if you kill them...

1385
01:30:55,367 --> 01:30:56,201
That's on you.

1386
01:30:57,410 --> 01:30:58,286
It's not my problem.

1387
01:30:59,245 --> 01:31:00,497
I don't care anymore.

1388
01:31:01,915 --> 01:31:02,749
I'm done.

1389
01:31:07,796 --> 01:31:10,006
I'm really sorry
that I dragged you into this.

1390
01:31:13,718 --> 01:31:15,387
But you have to go home now.

1391
01:31:17,931 --> 01:31:18,765
Good luck.

1392
01:31:24,479 --> 01:31:26,022
My Uncle Ben was killed.

1393
01:31:27,899 --> 01:31:28,942
It was my fault.

1394
01:31:30,527 --> 01:31:31,403
I lost...

1395
01:31:34,572 --> 01:31:36,116
I lost Gwen, my, um...

1396
01:31:37,951 --> 01:31:38,952
She was my MJ.

1397
01:31:41,830 --> 01:31:43,039
I couldn't save her.

1398
01:31:44,708 --> 01:31:47,085
I'm never gonna be able
to forgive myself for that.

1399
01:31:50,213 --> 01:31:52,123
But I carried on, tried to, um...

1400
01:31:53,299 --> 01:31:55,552
Tried to keep going,
tried to keep being the, uh...

1401
01:31:57,303 --> 01:31:59,180
The friendly neighborhood Spider-Man,

1402
01:31:59,264 --> 01:32:01,433
'cause I know that's
what she would've wanted but...

1403
01:32:02,267 --> 01:32:05,478
At some point, I just...
I stopped pulling my punches.

1404
01:32:09,524 --> 01:32:10,650
I got rageful.

1405
01:32:13,153 --> 01:32:14,446
I got bitter.

1406
01:32:15,864 --> 01:32:19,909
I just don't want you to end up like me.

1407
01:32:21,703 --> 01:32:23,997
The night Ben died...

1408
01:32:25,331 --> 01:32:27,459
I hunted down the man
who I thought did it.

1409
01:32:29,335 --> 01:32:30,628
I wanted him dead.

1410
01:32:33,506 --> 01:32:34,966
I got what I wanted.

1411
01:32:37,427 --> 01:32:38,970
It didn't make it better.

1412
01:32:42,974 --> 01:32:45,185
It took me a long time to...

1413
01:32:47,228 --> 01:32:48,855
learn to get through that darkness.

1414
01:32:52,233 --> 01:32:53,443
I wanna kill him.

1415
01:32:56,279 --> 01:32:57,781
I wanna tear him apart.

1416
01:33:01,826 --> 01:33:03,661
I can still hear her voice in my head.

1417
01:33:09,209 --> 01:33:10,919
Even after she was hurt,

1418
01:33:11,002 --> 01:33:13,088
she said to me
that we did the right thing.

1419
01:33:22,514 --> 01:33:24,057
She told me that with great power...

1420
01:33:26,226 --> 01:33:27,977
Comes great responsibility.

1421
01:33:33,441 --> 01:33:34,859
Wait, what? How do you know that?

1422
01:33:34,943 --> 01:33:36,486
Uncle Ben said it.

1423
01:33:36,569 --> 01:33:38,029
The day he died.

1424
01:33:42,742 --> 01:33:44,828
Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.

1425
01:33:54,921 --> 01:33:56,511
Okay, so uh...

1426
01:33:56,511 --> 01:33:59,301
Connors, Marko, Dillon and um...

1427
01:34:00,952 --> 01:34:03,413
Uh, look, I think that I can repair
the devices for Dillon and Marko,

1428
01:34:03,496 --> 01:34:05,006
but the others...

1429
01:34:05,473 --> 01:34:08,685
Oh, I got Connors.
I've already cured him once, so no big deal.

1430
01:34:10,353 --> 01:34:12,230
- What? It's no big deal.
- Great.

1431
01:34:13,106 --> 01:34:14,232
Yeah, that's great.

1432
01:34:16,985 --> 01:34:19,779
I think I can make
an antiserum for Dr. Osborn.

1433
01:34:20,947 --> 01:34:22,574
Been thinking about it a long time.

1434
01:34:25,869 --> 01:34:27,408
Gotta cure all of them.

1435
01:34:27,832 --> 01:34:28,871
Right?

1436
01:34:29,998 --> 01:34:30,832
Right.

1437
01:34:32,584 --> 01:34:33,793
That's what we do.

1438
01:34:42,260 --> 01:34:43,136
What?

1439
01:34:43,803 --> 01:34:45,180
Just three yous.

1440
01:35:03,406 --> 01:35:05,017
So...

1441
01:35:05,241 --> 01:35:06,752
Do you have a best friend too?

1442
01:35:08,870 --> 01:35:09,704
I did.

1443
01:35:11,915 --> 01:35:12,874
You did?

1444
01:35:14,751 --> 01:35:16,169
He died in my arms...

1445
01:35:18,129 --> 01:35:19,672
after he tried to kill me.

1446
01:35:21,716 --> 01:35:23,134
It was heartbreaking.

1447
01:35:25,386 --> 01:35:26,471
Dude.

1448
01:35:33,436 --> 01:35:35,897
- Hey.
- Will you, uh, run a diagnostic?

1449
01:35:35,980 --> 01:35:36,814
Yeah.

1450
01:35:46,449 --> 01:35:47,450
Hey, you okay?

1451
01:35:48,735 --> 01:35:50,645
Um, yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay?

1452
01:35:54,749 --> 01:35:56,209
You don't deserve this.

1453
01:35:57,669 --> 01:36:00,797
- I've ruined your life. I ruined it.
- Hey. No. No, no, no.

1454
01:36:01,589 --> 01:36:03,424
Look at me. I'm here.

1455
01:36:05,231 --> 01:36:06,499
I'm not going anywhere.

1456
01:36:08,137 --> 01:36:11,140
We're gonna get through this,
and we're gonna get through it together.

1457
01:36:12,183 --> 01:36:13,017
Okay?

1458
01:36:14,435 --> 01:36:16,396
- Okay.
- Okay.

1459
01:36:21,484 --> 01:36:22,402
Thank you.

1460
01:36:33,913 --> 01:36:35,331
You have someone?

1461
01:36:36,165 --> 01:36:37,000
No.

1462
01:36:38,459 --> 01:36:42,380
I got no time for, uh,
Peter Parker stuff, you know?

1463
01:36:45,065 --> 01:36:45,733
Do you?

1464
01:36:45,734 --> 01:36:46,768
Uh...

1465
01:36:47,093 --> 01:36:49,095
It's a little... complicated.

1466
01:36:50,096 --> 01:36:51,306
No, I understand.

1467
01:36:51,389 --> 01:36:53,566
I guess it's just not
in the cards for guys like us.

1468
01:36:53,580 --> 01:36:54,686
Well...

1469
01:36:55,540 --> 01:36:56,489
I wouldn't give up.

1470
01:36:56,902 --> 01:36:58,150
Took a while, but...

1471
01:36:58,474 --> 01:36:59,522
We made it work.

1472
01:36:59,605 --> 01:37:01,232
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1473
01:37:01,316 --> 01:37:04,027
Me and... MJ.

1474
01:37:05,486 --> 01:37:06,779
My MJ.

1475
01:37:08,531 --> 01:37:10,074
It gets confusing here.

1476
01:37:11,451 --> 01:37:12,285
Yeah.

1477
01:37:12,368 --> 01:37:13,357
Peter!

1478
01:37:13,381 --> 01:37:14,370
- Yeah?
- Yeah?
- Yeah?

1479
01:37:14,454 --> 01:37:17,007
- Oh, sorry, did you mean...?
- Oh, sorry, did you mean that or...?

1480
01:37:17,031 --> 01:37:17,874
"Peter" Peter.

1481
01:37:17,957 --> 01:37:19,703
- We're all called Peter, Ned.
- Yeah, we're all Peter.
- Yeah, we're all... yeah.

1482
01:37:19,703 --> 01:37:20,452
Peter Parker?

1483
01:37:20,548 --> 01:37:22,419
Same again. We're all Peter Parker.

1484
01:37:22,904 --> 01:37:23,930
The computer!

1485
01:37:23,954 --> 01:37:24,598
Oh.

1486
01:37:25,882 --> 01:37:27,342
- Oh, I'm ready.
- Yeah, me too.

1487
01:37:27,425 --> 01:37:32,430
Okay, so now, all we gotta do is lure
these guys some place, right?

1488
01:37:32,513 --> 01:37:36,017
Try to cure them
while they try to... kill us,

1489
01:37:36,100 --> 01:37:37,643
and then send them home.

1490
01:37:37,727 --> 01:37:40,355
- Using a magic box.
- Well, that's the plan.

1491
01:37:40,438 --> 01:37:42,940
So wait, are you gonna go into battle
dressed as a cool youth pastor,

1492
01:37:42,940 --> 01:37:44,525
or do you got your suit?

1493
01:37:46,652 --> 01:37:47,487
Good.

1494
01:37:47,570 --> 01:37:49,931
- Here's your web cartridges.
- Oh, thanks, man.

1495
01:37:50,014 --> 01:37:50,924
What's that for?

1496
01:37:51,368 --> 01:37:54,204
Uh, it's my web fluid.
It's for my web shooters. Why?

1497
01:37:55,280 --> 01:37:56,380
Whoa!

1498
01:37:57,580 --> 01:37:59,415
- That came out of you.
- Yeah.

1499
01:37:59,499 --> 01:38:01,167
- You can't do that, huh?
- No.

1500
01:38:01,250 --> 01:38:03,002
How on earth does that even...?

1501
01:38:03,002 --> 01:38:05,654
Anyway, we're getting sidetracked.
Look, this is where we're gonna do this, okay?

1502
01:38:05,654 --> 01:38:07,705
It's isolated, so no one should get hurt.

1503
01:38:08,584 --> 01:38:09,582
We draw them there with the box,

1504
01:38:09,582 --> 01:38:10,780
it's the one thing they all want.

1505
01:38:10,927 --> 01:38:13,054
All we have to do is figure out
how we're gonna get there.

1506
01:38:13,137 --> 01:38:14,555
- Oh, we could portal there.
- What?

1507
01:38:14,639 --> 01:38:17,058
- I'm magic now.
- Yeah, no, no, he's right. Yeah, he can.

1508
01:38:17,141 --> 01:38:18,810
- Yeah, we saw.
- Yeah, he is.

1509
01:38:19,310 --> 01:38:21,187
- Wait, really?
- Dude, I got Doctor Strange magic.

1510
01:38:21,270 --> 01:38:22,480
- No way.
- Yeah.

1511
01:38:23,231 --> 01:38:26,567
And I promise you, I won't turn
into a supervillain and try to kill you.

1512
01:38:28,945 --> 01:38:30,029
Okay.

1513
01:38:30,988 --> 01:38:32,240
Thank you?

1514
01:38:36,980 --> 01:38:37,680
Um...

1515
01:38:38,204 --> 01:38:40,957
Alright, here goes nothing.
What's that thing you always say?

1516
01:38:41,666 --> 01:38:44,043
- Expect disappointment and—
- No, no, no. No.

1517
01:38:45,420 --> 01:38:47,088
We're gonna kick some ass.

1518
01:38:47,171 --> 01:38:48,172
Okay.

1519
01:38:48,881 --> 01:38:51,342
Cure. Cure some ass.

1520
01:38:51,426 --> 01:38:53,261
Cure that ass.

1521
01:38:55,721 --> 01:38:56,973
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

1522
01:38:57,056 --> 01:38:58,933
<i>the</i> Bugle <i>tip line
has just received a call</i>

1523
01:38:59,016 --> 01:39:02,270
<i>from none other than
the fugitive known as Spider-Man,</i>

1524
01:39:02,353 --> 01:39:04,814
<i>fresh from his rampage in Queens.</i>

1525
01:39:05,565 --> 01:39:09,694
<i>So, Peter Parker, what pernicious
propaganda are you peddling?</i>

1526
01:39:09,777 --> 01:39:11,446
<i>- Just the truth.
- Oh, sure.</i>

1527
01:39:11,529 --> 01:39:12,697
<i>Truth is...</i>

1528
01:39:14,240 --> 01:39:15,575
<i>that this is all my fault.</i>

1529
01:39:16,534 --> 01:39:19,078
<i>I accidentally brought
those dangerous people here.</i>

1530
01:39:19,162 --> 01:39:20,830
Well, he admits it.

1531
01:39:20,913 --> 01:39:22,457
<i>And if those people are watching...</i>

1532
01:39:24,500 --> 01:39:26,377
<i>Just know that I did really try to help you.</i>

1533
01:39:27,753 --> 01:39:29,297
<i>I mean, I could have killed you.</i>

1534
01:39:30,590 --> 01:39:32,717
<i>At any given moment, but I didn't.</i>

1535
01:39:34,886 --> 01:39:38,014
<i>'Cause my Aunt May taught me
that everyone deserves a second chance.</i>

1536
01:39:38,097 --> 01:39:40,975
<i>- And that's why I'm here.</i>
- And where is "here"' exactly?

1537
01:39:42,935 --> 01:39:44,979
A place that represents second chances.

1538
01:39:47,899 --> 01:39:50,651
<i>The Statue of Liberty? Good God, folks!</i>

1539
01:39:50,735 --> 01:39:53,788
<i>He's about to destroy
another national landmark.</i>

1540
01:39:54,271 --> 01:39:55,740
But, world, if you're watching...

1541
01:39:55,800 --> 01:39:57,385
<i>Believe me, the world is watching.</i>

1542
01:39:58,451 --> 01:39:59,577
...wish me luck.

1543
01:40:01,537 --> 01:40:03,748
Your friendly neighborhood
Spider-Man could really use some.

1544
01:40:10,296 --> 01:40:12,381
Okay, guys, it could be any minute now.

1545
01:40:12,465 --> 01:40:14,675
Yep, almost done.

1546
01:40:19,597 --> 01:40:24,185
You know, Max was,
like, the sweetest guy ever

1547
01:40:24,810 --> 01:40:26,145
before he fell into a...

1548
01:40:27,063 --> 01:40:29,690
- pool of electric eels.
- That'll do it.

1549
01:40:32,485 --> 01:40:33,819
Ah, there it goes.

1550
01:40:36,447 --> 01:40:37,346
You okay?

1551
01:40:37,910 --> 01:40:39,045
My back.

1552
01:40:39,116 --> 01:40:42,411
It's kinda stiff from
all the swinging, I guess.

1553
01:40:42,495 --> 01:40:44,310
Oh, yeah.
No, I got a middle back thing too.

1554
01:40:44,310 --> 01:40:45,375
- Really?
- Yeah.

1555
01:40:45,823 --> 01:40:46,974
You want me to crack it?

1556
01:40:48,167 --> 01:40:49,418
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

1557
01:40:49,502 --> 01:40:50,920
- Yeah, that'd be great.
- Alright.

1558
01:40:52,505 --> 01:40:53,589
- You ready?
- Yep.

1559
01:40:56,968 --> 01:40:58,511
Yep. That's good.

1560
01:40:59,400 --> 01:41:00,234
How is it?

1561
01:41:00,400 --> 01:41:01,300
Wow.

1562
01:41:02,723 --> 01:41:03,930
- That's good.
- Right?

1563
01:41:03,930 --> 01:41:04,818
- That's better.
- Yeah.

1564
01:41:05,445 --> 01:41:06,395
Wow.

1565
01:41:09,397 --> 01:41:12,233
God, this is so cool.
I always wanted brothers.

1566
01:41:13,859 --> 01:41:16,904
So do you, like, make your
own web fluid in your body?

1567
01:41:16,988 --> 01:41:18,698
I'd rather not talk about this.

1568
01:41:18,781 --> 01:41:20,741
- No! I don't mean to...
- But are you teasing me?

1569
01:41:20,741 --> 01:41:22,648
No, no, no. No, no, no.
He's not teasing you.

1570
01:41:22,648 --> 01:41:24,655
It's just that... we can't do that,

1571
01:41:24,745 --> 01:41:28,249
so naturally we're curious as to
how your web situation works, that's all.

1572
01:41:28,332 --> 01:41:30,195
But if it's personal, I don't wanna, like, pry,

1573
01:41:30,219 --> 01:41:31,043
- but I just think it's cool.
- No.

1574
01:41:31,127 --> 01:41:34,213
I... I wish I could tell you,
but it's like I don't do it.

1575
01:41:34,297 --> 01:41:35,432
Like I don't...

1576
01:41:35,456 --> 01:41:36,591
Like I don't "do breathing."

1577
01:41:36,674 --> 01:41:38,634
- Like, breathing just happens.

1578
01:41:38,058 --> 01:41:38,594
- Whoa.

1579
01:41:38,718 --> 01:41:40,984
Like, does it just come out of your wrists, or...

1580
01:41:41,408 --> 01:41:43,055
does it come out of anywhere else?

1581
01:41:43,139 --> 01:41:45,349
Only... only the wrists.

1582
01:41:45,407 --> 01:41:47,517
You never had a web block?
'Cause I run out of webs all the time.

1583
01:41:47,727 --> 01:41:50,229
- I have to make my own in a lab.
- Right. That's...

1584
01:41:50,313 --> 01:41:53,274
- And it's a <i>hassle</i> compared to what you got.
- That sounds like a hassle, yeah.

1585
01:41:53,357 --> 01:41:56,819
But I did, actually. You said that,
I was like, "Oh, I had a web block."

1586
01:41:56,920 --> 01:41:58,048
Whoa. Why?

1587
01:41:58,172 --> 01:41:59,905
Existential crisis stuff.

1588
01:41:59,989 --> 01:42:01,691
Yeah. I mean, like,
don't get me started on that.

1589
01:42:01,715 --> 01:42:02,408
Hey,

1590
01:42:02,938 --> 01:42:05,938
what are like, some of the
craziest villains that you guys have fought?

1591
01:42:06,048 --> 01:42:07,463
Seems you've met some of them.

1592
01:42:08,059 --> 01:42:08,831
That's a good question.

1593
01:42:08,914 --> 01:42:10,809
Yeah, I fought a...

1594
01:42:10,833 --> 01:42:14,253
An alien made out of black goo once.

1595
01:42:14,337 --> 01:42:16,422
Oh, no way! I fought an alien too.

1596
01:42:16,505 --> 01:42:18,215
On Earth and in space.

1597
01:42:18,299 --> 01:42:20,092
- Yeah, he was purple.
- I wanna fight an alien.

1598
01:42:20,176 --> 01:42:23,929
I'm—I'm still, like, that
you fought an alien in <i>space.</i>

1599
01:42:24,847 --> 01:42:27,692
I'm lame. Compared—like,
I fought a Russian guy in a...

1600
01:42:27,716 --> 01:42:29,060
like, a rhinoceros machine.

1601
01:42:29,363 --> 01:42:31,874
Can we rewind it back to
the "I'm lame" part?

1602
01:42:31,937 --> 01:42:33,147
'Cause you are not.

1603
01:42:33,230 --> 01:42:35,316
Aw, thanks. No, yeah, I appreciate it.
I'm not saying I am lame, I'm saying—

1604
01:42:35,399 --> 01:42:37,360
But it's just the self-talk
maybe we should, you know...

1605
01:42:37,443 --> 01:42:40,196
- Yeah, listen, I...
- 'Cause you're... you're amazing.

1606
01:42:40,279 --> 01:42:42,198
Just to take it in for a minute.

1607
01:42:42,281 --> 01:42:44,784
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can take it in. No, I can take it in.
- You... you are amazing.

1608
01:42:44,867 --> 01:42:46,377
- I can take it in.
- You are amazing.

1609
01:42:46,377 --> 01:42:47,446
- Thank you, yeah. Thanks.
- Will you say it?

1610
01:42:47,446 --> 01:42:49,205
No, I kinda needed to hear that. Thank you.

1611
01:42:50,206 --> 01:42:52,625
All right, guys, focus up. You feel that?

1612
01:42:52,708 --> 01:42:53,542
Yeah.

1613
01:43:01,133 --> 01:43:02,218
'Sup, Peter?

1614
01:43:05,304 --> 01:43:06,806
How you like the new-new?

1615
01:43:07,973 --> 01:43:11,852
Look, you give it to me,
I'm gonna destroy it.

1616
01:43:13,020 --> 01:43:14,480
But I'll let you live.

1617
01:43:15,147 --> 01:43:16,691
Don't make me a murderer, Peter.

1618
01:43:19,568 --> 01:43:20,945
Okay, guys, here he comes.

1619
01:43:28,110 --> 01:43:29,135
Hey, Max!

1620
01:43:29,359 --> 01:43:30,404
I missed you, man!

1621
01:43:30,604 --> 01:43:31,104
Woah!

1622
01:43:33,499 --> 01:43:35,042
All right, MJ! Heads up!

1623
01:43:36,085 --> 01:43:37,253
Got it! Close it.

1624
01:43:41,298 --> 01:43:43,384
- Uh, Ned, it's not closing.
- Yeah, I know.

1625
01:43:43,467 --> 01:43:45,052
- Why isn't it closing?
- I don't know, I...

1626
01:43:45,136 --> 01:43:48,180
- Did you close it before? Did you...? No?
- No, I mean, I've opened some...

1627
01:43:56,906 --> 01:43:58,162
Max! Max, Max...

1628
01:43:58,186 --> 01:43:59,525
Can we just talk for a second?

1629
01:43:59,608 --> 01:44:01,694
- Just you and me, just talk?
- Look who showed up.

1630
01:44:02,403 --> 01:44:03,696
My old friend Spider-Man.

1631
01:44:03,779 --> 01:44:05,740
I'm trying to save you, Max.
That's all I've ever wanted.

1632
01:44:05,823 --> 01:44:07,408
- You're not trying to save me.
- I am.

1633
01:44:07,491 --> 01:44:09,285
You ain't even the shit no more.

1634
01:44:10,119 --> 01:44:11,316
Don't worry about me.

1635
01:44:11,540 --> 01:44:12,606
I saved myself.

1636
01:44:13,414 --> 01:44:14,540
Burn up!

1637
01:44:16,208 --> 01:44:17,835
Well, I got his attention! Now what?

1638
01:44:17,918 --> 01:44:19,420
Okay, great!

1639
01:44:20,079 --> 01:44:21,353
Uh, just FYI...

1640
01:44:21,877 --> 01:44:23,674
Lizard guy's here too!

1641
01:44:24,884 --> 01:44:26,302
Guys, comm check! Hello?

1642
01:44:27,511 --> 01:44:30,097
<i>- I need Max's cure!</i>
- Yeah! I'm on it!

1643
01:44:31,056 --> 01:44:32,475
<i>Peter, I need the Lizard cure!</i>

1644
01:44:32,476 --> 01:44:34,435
Uh, okay, okay!

1645
01:44:39,774 --> 01:44:41,284
Where's the box, Peter?

1646
01:44:41,367 --> 01:44:42,806
Flint, we could help everyone!

1647
01:44:42,806 --> 01:44:43,805
I don't care!

1648
01:44:55,748 --> 01:44:56,624
Sorry!

1649
01:44:58,209 --> 01:44:58,993
Gross.

1650
01:44:59,376 --> 01:45:02,046
Sad to tell you, Sandman.
Nobody's going home!

1651
01:45:40,459 --> 01:45:42,795
What the hell is going on out there?

1652
01:45:42,878 --> 01:45:43,624
I keep yelling at you,

1653
01:45:43,624 --> 01:45:44,650
- Peter-Two, Peter-Two, Peter-Two!
- Ow, ow, ow, ow!

1654
01:45:44,713 --> 01:45:46,515
I know, but I thought you were Peter-Two!

1655
01:45:46,539 --> 01:45:47,842
What? I'm not Peter-Two.

1656
01:45:47,925 --> 01:45:50,177
Stop arguing, both of you!
Listen to Peter-One.

1657
01:45:50,231 --> 01:45:53,150
- Look, we're clearly not very good at this.
- I know, I know. We suck.

1658
01:45:53,264 --> 01:45:55,335
I-I don't know how to work as a team.

1659
01:45:55,409 --> 01:45:56,070
Me neither.

1660
01:45:56,183 --> 01:45:58,143
Well, I do! I have been in a team, okay?

1661
01:45:58,227 --> 01:45:59,644
I don't want to brag, but I will.

1662
01:45:59,848 --> 01:46:00,835
I was in the Avengers.

1663
01:46:00,938 --> 01:46:02,273
- The Avengers?
- Yeah.

1664
01:46:02,356 --> 01:46:03,566
- That's great!
- Thank you.

1665
01:46:03,649 --> 01:46:04,525
What is that?

1666
01:46:05,693 --> 01:46:06,902
Wait. You don't have the Avengers?

1667
01:46:06,986 --> 01:46:08,707
Is that a band? Are you in a band?

1668
01:46:08,771 --> 01:46:09,594
No, I'm not in a band.

1669
01:46:09,594 --> 01:46:12,032
No, The Avengers is the, uh...
Earth's mightiest—

1670
01:46:12,032 --> 01:46:12,896
How's this helping?

1671
01:46:12,896 --> 01:46:13,760
Look, it's not important.

1672
01:46:13,784 --> 01:46:17,120
All we gotta do is focus, trust your tingle,
and coordinate our attacks, okay?

1673
01:46:17,288 --> 01:46:19,999
Yes, okay. Let's pick one target.

1674
01:46:20,082 --> 01:46:20,864
Right.

1675
01:46:20,888 --> 01:46:22,439
And we take them off the board one at a time.

1676
01:46:22,534 --> 01:46:23,298
Now you got it!

1677
01:46:23,331 --> 01:46:24,218
Okay, Peter-One.

1678
01:46:24,242 --> 01:46:25,129
- Peter-Two.
- Peter-Two.

1679
01:46:25,212 --> 01:46:26,505
- Peter-Three.
- Peter-Three!

1680
01:46:26,589 --> 01:46:28,507
- Alright, let's do this, let's go.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!

1681
01:46:29,466 --> 01:46:30,676
I love you guys.

1682
01:46:33,345 --> 01:46:34,471
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

1683
01:46:36,098 --> 01:46:37,641
- All right, let's do this.
- Let's go.

1684
01:47:07,588 --> 01:47:08,672
Okay, Spider-Mans.

1685
01:47:09,632 --> 01:47:11,091
Sandman's first.

1686
01:47:12,259 --> 01:47:13,794
I'm gonna lead him inside the statue.

1687
01:47:14,018 --> 01:47:15,295
I'll meet you at the top.

1688
01:47:18,057 --> 01:47:18,707
Come on!

1689
01:47:18,767 --> 01:47:19,443
Hey!

1690
01:47:22,853 --> 01:47:25,731
- Hey, Dr. Connors.
- Hello, Peter.

1691
01:47:27,024 --> 01:47:28,233
Peter-One!

1692
01:47:28,317 --> 01:47:29,193
I got it!

1693
01:47:40,913 --> 01:47:43,374
Flint, we're trying to help you!

1694
01:47:45,459 --> 01:47:47,127
Guys, I'm at the top!

1695
01:47:47,211 --> 01:47:48,337
I need the cure!

1696
01:47:50,881 --> 01:47:52,424
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!

1697
01:47:54,385 --> 01:47:55,422
Just wait...

1698
01:47:55,432 --> 01:47:55,931
your...

1699
01:47:56,146 --> 01:47:56,872
turn...

1700
01:47:57,396 --> 01:47:58,122
Doc!

1701
01:47:58,305 --> 01:47:59,431
I'll be right back.

1702
01:48:36,677 --> 01:48:37,886
It's okay, Flint.

1703
01:48:40,139 --> 01:48:41,765
We're gonna get you home.

1704
01:48:42,558 --> 01:48:44,476
You just stay right here.

1705
01:48:49,648 --> 01:48:50,401
How do we stop him?

1706
01:48:50,425 --> 01:48:51,942
I've never seen him this powerful.

1707
01:48:52,026 --> 01:48:54,111
It's the arc reactor.
We gotta get it off him.

1708
01:48:54,194 --> 01:48:55,529
You're not gonna take this away from me.

1709
01:48:58,699 --> 01:48:59,658
That's not gonna work!

1710
01:49:04,913 --> 01:49:06,540
Okay, we gotta do this up close.

1711
01:49:06,623 --> 01:49:08,723
Peter-Two, go right. Peter-Three, go left.

1712
01:49:08,723 --> 01:49:09,420
On me!

1713
01:49:14,506 --> 01:49:15,340
Yeah!

1714
01:49:36,580 --> 01:49:38,682
- Um, I don’t really know how else to tell that...
- I'm trying to close it, MJ!

1715
01:49:38,722 --> 01:49:40,157
Don’t tell them that it’s not working!

1716
01:49:40,240 --> 01:49:41,295
- Alright, no. It's fine.
- Okay, wait, wait,

1717
01:49:41,319 --> 01:49:42,340
- You're gonna do it again.
- Yeah, wait. Let's keep going.

1718
01:49:42,364 --> 01:49:43,236
We’re just gonna keep trying.

1719
01:49:43,260 --> 01:49:45,138
- We're just gonna focus and close the portal.
- All right, we got it, we got this.

1720
01:49:45,312 --> 01:49:46,312
Close the portal.

1721
01:49:49,625 --> 01:49:51,376
Oh, no. No, no, no.

1722
01:49:51,460 --> 01:49:54,004
- And that is a lizard and we should go!
- No, no, it’s a big lizard!

1723
01:49:58,592 --> 01:49:59,426
Run!

1724
01:50:00,427 --> 01:50:01,130
Come on!

1725
01:50:01,154 --> 01:50:02,888
Come on, this way! Quick, quick, quick!

1726
01:50:02,971 --> 01:50:04,223
Connors, stop!

1727
01:50:13,607 --> 01:50:14,433
Yeah!

1728
01:50:27,204 --> 01:50:29,548
Leave them. They're mine.

1729
01:50:29,832 --> 01:50:30,936
I don't need your help.

1730
01:50:31,460 --> 01:50:32,417
I got it just fine.

1731
01:50:32,601 --> 01:50:34,770
Dr. Octavius, no.

1732
01:50:37,256 --> 01:50:38,232
What are you doing?

1733
01:50:40,170 --> 01:50:41,180
Get it off of me!

1734
01:50:52,479 --> 01:50:53,605
There you go.

1735
01:51:12,833 --> 01:51:13,709
MJ!

1736
01:51:24,512 --> 01:51:25,412
Whoa...

1737
01:51:26,096 --> 01:51:27,848
- We gotta hide this thing.
- Oh, right, right, right.

1738
01:51:32,102 --> 01:51:33,729
- Nice, Ned!
- Yeah!

1739
01:51:37,399 --> 01:51:38,317
Where is he?

1740
01:51:38,400 --> 01:51:39,943
- No!
- Wait, wait, wait!

1741
01:51:40,027 --> 01:51:42,693
Before you do anything,
Mister—Doctor Strange sir,

1742
01:51:42,717 --> 01:51:44,072
Peter's plan is working.

1743
01:51:44,156 --> 01:51:45,908
- What plan?
- He's curing them.

1744
01:51:54,958 --> 01:51:56,084
Dr. Connors?

1745
01:51:59,504 --> 01:52:00,589
Welcome back, sir.

1746
01:52:02,674 --> 01:52:03,926
Well, I'll be damned.

1747
01:52:06,887 --> 01:52:08,513
Did you just open a portal?

1748
01:52:09,514 --> 01:52:10,682
Yes—Yes sir, I did.

1749
01:52:18,440 --> 01:52:19,483
Max?

1750
01:52:20,751 --> 01:52:22,094
Max?

1751
01:52:22,277 --> 01:52:24,481
Don't worry. I'm all tapped out.

1752
01:52:24,505 --> 01:52:25,805
Are you sure about that?

1753
01:52:27,366 --> 01:52:28,659
Back to being a nobody.

1754
01:52:28,742 --> 01:52:32,037
- You were never a nobody, Max.
- Oh yes I was, yes, I was.

1755
01:52:32,663 --> 01:52:33,847
You didn't see me.

1756
01:52:35,290 --> 01:52:36,681
Can I tell you something though?

1757
01:52:37,305 --> 01:52:38,060
Yeah.

1758
01:52:39,002 --> 01:52:40,754
You got a nice face. You're just a kid.

1759
01:52:42,256 --> 01:52:43,423
You're from Queens.

1760
01:52:44,549 --> 01:52:47,803
You got that suit.
You help a lot of poor people.

1761
01:52:47,886 --> 01:52:49,721
I just thought you was gonna be Black.

1762
01:52:50,931 --> 01:52:53,308
- Oh, man, I'm sorry.
- No, don't apologize.

1763
01:52:53,392 --> 01:52:55,811
There's gotta be a Black Spider-Man
somewhere out there.

1764
01:52:59,273 --> 01:53:00,482
Goddamn eels.

1765
01:53:04,236 --> 01:53:05,654
The power of the sun...

1766
01:53:08,907 --> 01:53:10,409
In the palm of your hand.

1767
01:53:11,092 --> 01:53:12,102
Peter?

1768
01:53:14,288 --> 01:53:15,122
Otto.

1769
01:53:17,082 --> 01:53:18,792
Oh, it's good to see you, dear boy.

1770
01:53:19,710 --> 01:53:21,086
It's good to see you.

1771
01:53:21,878 --> 01:53:23,088
You're all grown up.

1772
01:53:24,840 --> 01:53:25,882
How are you?

1773
01:53:28,176 --> 01:53:29,219
Trying to do better.

1774
01:53:36,643 --> 01:53:38,520
- Strange, wait, we're so close!
- Skip it!

1775
01:53:38,703 --> 01:53:41,398
I've been dangling over
the Grand Canyon for 12 hours!

1776
01:53:41,481 --> 01:53:43,150
I know, I know, I know. I, uh...

1777
01:53:43,174 --> 01:53:44,574
Um... uh...

1778
01:53:45,402 --> 01:53:47,237
I'm sorry about that, sir. I mean...

1779
01:53:47,321 --> 01:53:49,111
You went to the Grand Canyon?

1780
01:53:49,111 --> 01:53:50,301
He could have used your help, man.

1781
01:53:50,407 --> 01:53:52,576
No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.
Uh, these are my new friends.

1782
01:53:52,659 --> 01:53:54,920
This is Peter Parker, this is Peter Parker.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man.

1783
01:53:55,003 --> 01:53:56,788
And they're mes from other universes.

1784
01:53:56,872 --> 01:53:57,698
- They're here to help.
- No, no...

1785
01:53:57,722 --> 01:53:59,124
This is the wizard that I was telling you about.

1786
01:53:59,124 --> 01:54:02,761
Look, I am really impressed that you've
managed to give them all a second chance, kid.

1787
01:54:04,254 --> 01:54:06,154
But this has to end. Now.

1788
01:54:06,165 --> 01:54:09,543
Can the Spider-Man come out to play?

1789
01:54:31,782 --> 01:54:32,791
Strange, no!

1790
01:55:02,270 --> 01:55:03,480
Are you okay?

1791
01:55:04,564 --> 01:55:05,440
Yeah.

1792
01:55:05,724 --> 01:55:06,691
I'm okay.

1793
01:55:09,694 --> 01:55:10,821
Are you okay?

1794
01:56:28,356 --> 01:56:29,858
Thank you, Mr. Cape. Sir.

1795
01:56:33,195 --> 01:56:34,029
Ned?

1796
01:56:35,447 --> 01:56:36,490
- Ned!
- Hey!

1797
01:56:41,119 --> 01:56:42,037
MJ!

1798
01:56:42,520 --> 01:56:43,288
Peter?

1799
01:56:43,288 --> 01:56:44,194
Ned!

1800
01:56:44,601 --> 01:56:45,507
Peter!

1801
01:56:46,082 --> 01:56:47,050
Hey!

1802
01:56:47,334 --> 01:56:48,244
Are you okay?

1803
01:56:48,468 --> 01:56:49,378
We're okay!

1804
01:57:03,517 --> 01:57:04,768
Poor Peter.

1805
01:57:05,519 --> 01:57:09,022
Too weak to send me home to die.

1806
01:57:09,773 --> 01:57:10,607
No.

1807
01:57:11,483 --> 01:57:13,193
I just wanna kill you myself.

1808
01:57:14,027 --> 01:57:15,081
Attaboy.

1809
01:59:05,221 --> 01:59:06,556
She was there...

1810
01:59:07,557 --> 01:59:09,559
because of you.

1811
01:59:09,643 --> 01:59:11,895
I may have struck the blow,

1812
01:59:12,812 --> 01:59:14,230
but you...

1813
01:59:17,651 --> 01:59:20,862
You are the one that killed her.

1814
01:59:47,806 --> 01:59:48,640
Peter.

1815
02:00:02,278 --> 02:00:03,488
What have I done?

1816
02:00:07,575 --> 02:00:09,285
- It's you.
- You okay?

1817
02:00:10,787 --> 02:00:12,622
Yeah, I'm good. I've been stabbed before.

1818
02:00:12,706 --> 02:00:14,332
- Oh, good, good, good.
- Hey.

1819
02:00:14,416 --> 02:00:15,183
Oh, man.

1820
02:00:15,707 --> 02:00:17,093
Hey, nice catch.

1821
02:00:17,919 --> 02:00:18,795
Nice throw.

1822
02:00:21,367 --> 02:00:24,467
What? Is that happening, or am I dying?

1823
02:00:24,467 --> 02:00:25,675
Oh, yeah, no, that's happening, that's real.

1824
02:00:25,830 --> 02:00:27,582
Are there people in the sky?

1825
02:00:36,354 --> 02:00:38,606
- I gotta go.
- Yeah, I got it. You okay?

1826
02:00:43,111 --> 02:00:44,204
What's happening?

1827
02:00:44,467 --> 02:00:46,778
They’re starting to come
through, and I can’t stop them!

1828
02:00:46,781 --> 02:00:49,826
There's gotta be something we could do.
Can't you just cast the spell again?

1829
02:00:49,909 --> 02:00:51,668
But the original way, before I screwed it up.

1830
02:00:51,692 --> 02:00:53,496
We're too late for that. They're here!

1831
02:00:54,581 --> 02:00:56,624
They're here because of you.

1832
02:01:02,088 --> 02:01:03,590
What if everyone forgot who I was?

1833
02:01:03,673 --> 02:01:04,328
What?

1834
02:01:04,952 --> 02:01:06,342
They're coming here because of me, right?

1835
02:01:06,626 --> 02:01:08,069
Because I'm Peter Parker?

1836
02:01:08,611 --> 02:01:09,721
So cast a new spell.

1837
02:01:09,904 --> 02:01:12,223
But this time, make everyone
forget who Peter Parker is.

1838
02:01:12,223 --> 02:01:13,599
Make everyone forget...

1839
02:01:15,643 --> 02:01:17,061
- Me.
- No.

1840
02:01:17,445 --> 02:01:20,239
- But it would work, right?
- Yeah, it would work.

1841
02:01:21,357 --> 02:01:23,943
But you gotta understand
that would mean that everyone

1842
02:01:24,027 --> 02:01:26,571
who knows and loves you, we...

1843
02:01:28,840 --> 02:01:30,517
We'd have no memory of you.

1844
02:01:32,410 --> 02:01:34,245
It would be as though you never existed.

1845
02:01:37,724 --> 02:01:38,558
I know.

1846
02:01:40,702 --> 02:01:41,995
Do it.

1847
02:01:45,423 --> 02:01:48,092
You better go and say your goodbyes.
You don't have long.

1848
02:01:48,718 --> 02:01:49,728
Thank you, sir.

1849
02:01:49,952 --> 02:01:50,962
Call me Stephen.

1850
02:01:54,432 --> 02:01:55,308
Thank you, Stephen.

1851
02:01:57,352 --> 02:02:00,146
Yeah. Still feels weird.

1852
02:02:02,816 --> 02:02:04,108
I'll see you around.

1853
02:02:05,944 --> 02:02:06,986
So long, kid.

1854
02:02:14,994 --> 02:02:15,700
Hey.

1855
02:02:15,724 --> 02:02:16,330
Uh...

1856
02:02:16,955 --> 02:02:17,791
I think this is it.

1857
02:02:17,791 --> 02:02:19,375
I think you're about to go home.

1858
02:02:19,582 --> 02:02:21,084
- Okay.
- All right.

1859
02:02:21,167 --> 02:02:22,168
Look, I...

1860
02:02:22,292 --> 02:02:23,192
uh...

1861
02:02:24,587 --> 02:02:25,588
Thank you!

1862
02:02:26,506 --> 02:02:29,634
I just want to—I want you—I want to tell you that...

1863
02:02:30,343 --> 02:02:32,303
I really don't know how to say this, I...

1864
02:02:32,387 --> 02:02:34,055
- Peter.
- I want you to know that I...

1865
02:02:35,765 --> 02:02:38,268
You know. It's what we do.

1866
02:02:40,144 --> 02:02:41,479
Yeah, it's what we do.

1867
02:02:41,703 --> 02:02:42,640
Um...

1868
02:02:43,064 --> 02:02:45,483
Right, I gotta find Ned and MJ. I, uh...

1869
02:02:47,026 --> 02:02:49,028
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

1870
02:02:53,408 --> 02:02:55,910
- I guess... I guess I'll see you.
- Same.

1871
02:02:55,994 --> 02:02:56,870
Bye.

1872
02:03:00,123 --> 02:03:01,374
You're in so much pain, huh?

1873
02:03:01,457 --> 02:03:02,584
- I am.
- Yeah.

1874
02:03:06,671 --> 02:03:07,922
Oh, you're okay.

1875
02:03:09,674 --> 02:03:10,800
So proud of you.

1876
02:03:11,885 --> 02:03:14,220
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, we're okay.

1877
02:03:14,304 --> 02:03:16,723
- Oh my God, you're bleeding.
- I'm fine. I'm okay, no.

1878
02:03:16,806 --> 02:03:18,224
- You sure?
- I'm fine, I promise.

1879
02:03:18,892 --> 02:03:20,143
- Okay, okay.
- I promise.

1880
02:03:20,226 --> 02:03:21,060
Good.

1881
02:03:22,770 --> 02:03:24,939
We should go, right?

1882
02:03:28,583 --> 02:03:30,678
You're gonna forget who I am.

1883
02:03:32,180 --> 02:03:32,942
What?

1884
02:03:33,066 --> 02:03:34,775
Forget who you are?
What are you talking about?

1885
02:03:35,992 --> 02:03:40,705
It's okay. I'm gonna come
and find you, and I'll explain everything.

1886
02:03:42,624 --> 02:03:44,167
I'll make you remember me.

1887
02:03:45,001 --> 02:03:48,087
And it'll be like none of this
ever happened. Okay?

1888
02:03:48,171 --> 02:03:49,827
Okay but what if that doesn't work?

1889
02:03:50,051 --> 02:03:51,507
Wha—what if—what if that doesn't work?

1890
02:03:51,591 --> 02:03:53,968
What if we can't remember you?
I don't wanna do that.

1891
02:03:54,719 --> 02:03:57,597
- I don't... I don't wanna do that.
- I know, MJ, I know.

1892
02:03:58,180 --> 02:03:59,338
There's not something we can do?

1893
02:03:59,362 --> 02:04:01,542
We can't—we can't come up with, like,
a plan or something, you know?

1894
02:04:01,542 --> 02:04:03,044
There's always something we can do.

1895
02:04:04,854 --> 02:04:06,064
There's nothing we can do.

1896
02:04:10,693 --> 02:04:11,778
But it'll be okay.

1897
02:04:16,282 --> 02:04:17,116
You promise?

1898
02:04:20,286 --> 02:04:21,579
Yeah, I promise.

1899
02:04:33,007 --> 02:04:34,509
I'll come find you, okay?

1900
02:04:35,134 --> 02:04:36,386
I know you will.

1901
02:04:37,887 --> 02:04:38,972
- Okay.
- Okay.

1902
02:04:41,391 --> 02:04:42,684
You better.

1903
02:04:44,644 --> 02:04:46,530
If you don't, I'm just gonna figure it out.

1904
02:04:47,254 --> 02:04:48,840
I've done it before, I can do it again.

1905
02:04:50,149 --> 02:04:51,651
I promise, I'll fix this.

1906
02:04:53,027 --> 02:04:54,278
I really hate magic.

1907
02:04:55,989 --> 02:04:57,115
Yeah, me too.

1908
02:05:01,869 --> 02:05:02,954
I love you.

1909
02:05:09,377 --> 02:05:10,795
- I love—
- Just wait.

1910
02:05:12,005 --> 02:05:14,340
Wait and tell me when you see me again.

1911
02:05:16,342 --> 02:05:17,176
Sure.

1912
02:06:44,972 --> 02:06:45,807
<i>I love you.</i>

1913
02:07:24,971 --> 02:07:27,915
<i>It's been a few weeks since
the fiasco on the Statue of Liberty,</i>

1914
02:07:28,099 --> 02:07:31,060
and Spider-Man's cultists continue to contend

1915
02:07:31,144 --> 02:07:33,604
that the vile vigilante is a hero!

1916
02:07:34,480 --> 02:07:38,651
Well, if he were a hero, he'd unmask
himself and tell us who he really is,

1917
02:07:38,734 --> 02:07:42,238
because only a coward conceals his identity.

1918
02:07:42,321 --> 02:07:45,491
Only a coward hides his true intentions.

1919
02:07:45,575 --> 02:07:47,660
<i>Rest assured, ladies and gentlemen,</i>

1920
02:07:47,743 --> 02:07:52,039
<i>this reporter will uncover
those intentions, come hell or high water.</i>

1921
02:07:52,123 --> 02:07:54,205
Hi. My name is Peter Parker.

1922
02:07:54,429 --> 02:07:55,911
You don't know me, but I...

1923
02:07:56,237 --> 02:07:57,237
uh...

1924
02:07:58,462 --> 02:08:01,048
Hi, my name is Peter Parker,
and you don't know me, but you—

1925
02:08:04,844 --> 02:08:05,928
Okay, come on.

1926
02:08:08,306 --> 02:08:09,932
- No way.
- Hard to believe, isn't it?

1927
02:08:19,692 --> 02:08:20,693
Hey.

1928
02:08:26,157 --> 02:08:27,076
One sec.

1929
02:08:27,600 --> 02:08:28,619
Can I help you?

1930
02:08:29,201 --> 02:08:30,135
Hi, um...

1931
02:08:30,411 --> 02:08:33,080
My name is Peter Parker, and I...

1932
02:08:36,692 --> 02:08:39,362
would like a coffee, please.

1933
02:08:40,254 --> 02:08:42,465
Okay, no problem, Peter Parker.

1934
02:08:49,155 --> 02:08:51,532
Doughnut for my fellow Engineer.

1935
02:08:52,516 --> 02:08:55,353
- Wait, what?
- MIT, they're the Engineers. The mascot.

1936
02:08:55,436 --> 02:08:57,939
Oh, right, right, right.
I should probably know that.

1937
02:08:58,022 --> 02:09:00,012
Look at you with the school spirit.

1938
02:09:00,236 --> 02:09:02,026
Tell anybody, I will deny it.

1939
02:09:02,209 --> 02:09:03,419
Oh, okay.

1940
02:09:13,496 --> 02:09:15,706
Peter Parker? Peter Parker.

1941
02:09:16,457 --> 02:09:17,625
Your coffee.

1942
02:09:17,708 --> 02:09:19,001
Right. Thank you.

1943
02:09:22,088 --> 02:09:23,547
Are you excited for MIT?

1944
02:09:25,049 --> 02:09:27,476
Oh. Uh, right. Yeah. Uh...

1945
02:09:28,678 --> 02:09:30,721
Yeah, actually, I am excited, which is weird

1946
02:09:30,805 --> 02:09:33,040
'cause I don't really
get excited about things,

1947
02:09:33,124 --> 02:09:34,792
I kind of expect disappointment.

1948
02:09:34,976 --> 02:09:37,270
'Cause then you'll never
actually be disappointed.

1949
02:09:38,187 --> 02:09:39,021
Right?

1950
02:09:42,024 --> 02:09:43,776
Yeah. Right.

1951
02:09:45,111 --> 02:09:49,031
It’s just, um—I dunno, it just kinda
feels different this time for some reason.

1952
02:09:59,959 --> 02:10:00,535
Right.

1953
02:10:00,936 --> 02:10:01,903
Um...

1954
02:10:02,628 --> 02:10:03,629
What I was—

1955
02:10:13,222 --> 02:10:14,056
You okay?

1956
02:10:15,516 --> 02:10:17,059
It doesn't really hurt anymore.

1957
02:10:28,279 --> 02:10:30,281
Is there anything else?

1958
02:10:43,044 --> 02:10:43,878
No.

1959
02:10:47,798 --> 02:10:48,841
Thank you.

1960
02:10:49,842 --> 02:10:50,760
No problem.

1961
02:10:57,224 --> 02:10:58,434
I’ll uh... see you around.

1962
02:12:03,833 --> 02:12:04,959
How'd you know her?

1963
02:12:08,879 --> 02:12:10,047
Through Spider-Man.

1964
02:12:11,048 --> 02:12:11,966
You?

1965
02:12:12,149 --> 02:12:13,192
Same.

1966
02:12:18,681 --> 02:12:20,474
I lost a good friend a while back.

1967
02:12:21,350 --> 02:12:22,351
Felt like this.

1968
02:12:25,312 --> 02:12:27,731
It hurts ‘cause they’re gone.
And then it hurts all over again

1969
02:12:27,815 --> 02:12:29,483
because you remember
what they stood for

1970
02:12:29,567 --> 02:12:32,611
and you wonder, "ls all that gone too?"

1971
02:12:37,450 --> 02:12:38,701
No, it's not gone.

1972
02:12:41,745 --> 02:12:43,372
Everyone that she helped...

1973
02:12:45,833 --> 02:12:46,959
they'll keep it going.

1974
02:12:48,335 --> 02:12:49,545
You really think so?

1975
02:12:50,838 --> 02:12:51,839
I know it.

1976
02:12:54,008 --> 02:12:57,386
- Take care of yourself, okay?
- Yeah. Nice to meet you.

1977
02:13:04,810 --> 02:13:06,713
Rent is due on the first of the month.

1978
02:13:07,337 --> 02:13:08,363
Don't be late.

1979
02:13:59,573 --> 02:14:01,684
<i>4-3 Edward, do you need EMS assist?</i>

1980
02:14:01,867 --> 02:14:02,868
<i>Uh, negative, Central.</i>

1981
02:14:03,702 --> 02:14:04,954
<i>We're gonna need a car tow.</i>

1982
02:17:19,732 --> 02:17:20,566
Okay.

1983
02:17:22,276 --> 02:17:23,777
Okay, okay, I think I got this.

1984
02:17:23,861 --> 02:17:27,573
You're saying that this whole place here,

1985
02:17:27,656 --> 02:17:29,575
it's just tons of...

1986
02:17:30,743 --> 02:17:32,119
of superpeople.

1987
02:17:32,102 --> 02:17:34,813
<i>And he has been saying it for hours.</i>

1988
02:17:35,706 --> 02:17:38,834
All right, tell me again.
I'm sorry, I'm an idiot.

1989
02:17:38,917 --> 02:17:42,755
There was a billionaire,
he had a tin suit and he could fly, right?

1990
02:17:45,090 --> 02:17:48,093
Okay, and there was
a really angry green man.

1991
02:17:48,177 --> 02:17:49,720
- Hulk.
- Hulk.

1992
02:17:49,803 --> 02:17:52,181
<i>Yeah, and you thought
Lethal Protector was a shit name!</i>

1993
02:17:52,264 --> 02:17:54,308
Yeah, because it is.

1994
02:17:54,391 --> 02:17:58,729
Now, tell me again about
your purple alien that loves stones.

1995
02:17:58,812 --> 02:18:01,482
'Cause I'll tell you what, man.
Aliens, they do not love stones.

1996
02:18:01,565 --> 02:18:03,567
<i>- Eddie, don't start.</i>
- No, they do not love stones.

1997
02:18:03,650 --> 02:18:04,639
You know what aliens love?

1998
02:18:04,639 --> 02:18:05,528
Eating brains!

1999
02:18:05,736 --> 02:18:07,905
Because that's what they do. All right?

2000
02:18:07,988 --> 02:18:10,616
Señor, he made my family disappear.

2001
02:18:12,034 --> 02:18:13,076
For five years!

2002
02:18:14,495 --> 02:18:15,537
Five years?

2003
02:18:17,831 --> 02:18:18,957
That's a long time.

2004
02:18:21,627 --> 02:18:22,961
Maybe I...

2005
02:18:23,045 --> 02:18:25,756
Maybe I should go to
New York and speak to this, uh...

2006
02:18:27,299 --> 02:18:28,300
Spider-Man.

2007
02:18:28,383 --> 02:18:31,428
<i>Eddie, we are drunk.</i>

2008
02:18:33,263 --> 02:18:35,724
<i>- Let's go skinny-dip!</i>
- I don't think we should skinny-dip.

2009
02:18:35,808 --> 02:18:36,934
Sir, you have to pay the bill.

2010
02:18:37,726 --> 02:18:39,061
<i>What is happening? No!</i>

2011
02:18:39,144 --> 02:18:41,522
<i>No, we just got here! No, not again!</i>

2012
02:18:46,193 --> 02:18:47,361
And there he goes.

2013
02:18:48,070 --> 02:18:50,989
Without paying the bill, no tips, nothing.

2014
02:26:01,544 --> 02:26:03,546
<i>Don't cast that spell.</i>

2015
02:26:03,630 --> 02:26:04,920
<i>It's too dangerous.</i>

2016
02:26:04,944 --> 02:26:05,433
<i>Why?</i>

2017
02:26:05,715 --> 02:26:08,551
<i>We tampered with
the stability of space-time.</i>

2018
02:26:09,135 --> 02:26:14,099
<i>The multiverse is a concept
about which we know frighteningly little.</i>

2019
02:26:16,059 --> 02:26:17,978
<i>Your desecration of reality...</i>

2020
02:26:19,312 --> 02:26:20,647
<i>will not go unpunished.</i>

2021
02:26:26,569 --> 02:26:27,904
<i>It was the only way.</i>

2022
02:26:33,118 --> 02:26:37,580
<i>But I never meant
for any of this to happen.</i>

2023
02:26:56,074 --> 02:26:56,909
Wanda.

2024
02:26:59,602 --> 02:27:02,188
Well, I knew sooner or later you'd show up.

2025
02:27:03,189 --> 02:27:06,126
I made mistakes, and people were hurt.

2026
02:27:06,409 --> 02:27:08,745
I'm not here to talk about Westview.

2027
02:27:09,446 --> 02:27:10,739
Then what are you here for?

2028
02:27:10,822 --> 02:27:11,823
We need your help.

2029
02:27:13,325 --> 02:27:14,576
With what?

2030
02:27:14,659 --> 02:27:16,286
What do you know about the multiverse?

2031
02:27:25,370 --> 02:27:26,538
I'm sorry, Stephen.

2032
02:27:28,798 --> 02:27:31,151
<i>I hope you understand.</i>

2033
02:27:33,720 --> 02:27:35,430
<i>the greatest threat...</i>

2034
02:27:36,681 --> 02:27:38,458
<i>to our universe...</i>

2035
02:27:46,566 --> 02:27:47,976
<i>is you.</i>

2036
02:27:50,612 --> 02:27:53,339
Things just got out of hand.