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Finally, the moment everyone
has been waiting for.
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The final chapter to my 10-part series
on Earth's mightiest hero, Captain Marvel.
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Hulk smash.
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This week,
we're focusing on the battle of Earth.
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Now we all know the story.
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The Avengers were trying to save
the world, but if we're being honest here,
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they were losing, badly.
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Alien ships invading,
Thanos being a jerk about magical Stones.
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Our heroes were done for.
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Until...
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Captain Marvel blasted in!
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Now who was this glorious,
well-coiffed hero?
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Due to my extensive research
and my diligent studying
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of Scott Lang's podcast interviews,
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who seems like a pretty cool guy.
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I've learned a lot about Captain Marvel
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and I know at least
three things to be true.
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One, she blasted through Thanos's fleet
like a flaming angel.
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And you know what?
She looked good doing it.
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Two, she, like, punched Thanos
right in the face.
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You're finished!
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No offence to any
of the other Avengers,
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but I really don't think
they could've done that.
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And three, sometimes, someone can come out
of nowhere and do something amazing.
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I know some of you think,
"Well, she abandoned the people of Earth."
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But look, it's not true.
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Obviously we don't know
exactly what she's been up to.
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But maybe she just needed a break,
you know?
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Can a woman just live, hmm?
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Maybe we'll learn something new
at AvengerCon this weekend.
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I'm gonna be dressed as Captain Marvel.
Obviously.
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Anyway, that's all I got for this week.
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Next week, I'm gonna kick off a special
two-part series
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on why I think Thor is secretly a gamer.
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Remember, new episodes drop
every Wednesday.
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- Kamala Khan.
- Coming, Ammi.
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Hurry up. You're going to be late
for your driving test.
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Aamir, if you
don't stop praying long enough
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to put some food in your mouth,
one day you will starve to death.
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May Allah forgive you one day.
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Kamala, please don't forget to
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look at the mirrors
every 15 seconds at least.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, Kamala, my Kamala,
the road is a long and winding one,
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so never fully stop at stop signs.
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Way too early for poetry, Abbu.
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All right, listen.
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You do know that you don't really have
to look in the mirrors that often?
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Yes, she does.
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Listen, just make sure that the instructor
can see you move your head, okay?
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And remember to say Bismallah
before you start the car.
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You're gonna need
all the help you can get.
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Don't even have a license.
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How about you start by turning the car on?
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Pull out
whenever you're ready.
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Bismallah.
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Bless you.
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I don't think anyone saw.
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That's my car.
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You set her up to fail,
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having her drive in the street
with all the other cars.
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I have taught her to drive myself.
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Ma'am, because of your daughter,
I'm walking home.
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Oh, come on. Are you trying to tell me
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she didn't look in the mirrors
enough for you and your clipboard?
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I wouldn't say that's the problem.
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- Oh!
- Then you'll also say that
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you expected her to signal
at every single turn?
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Yeah.
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-Choro ji.
-Kamina kahika!
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Give me my keys.
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Okay, Kamala, come on. Chalo.
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I'm so sorry that this family car,
you know, that your father earned
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with his very hard-earned money,
it has seen a lot of trauma.
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Hmm. I'm also sorry
that you're not going to be able
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to help me with all the things for your
brother's wedding you said you would.
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This is my fault. This is all my fault.
These are my genetics.
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I mean, I come from a long line
of fantasizing, unrealistic daydreamers.
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My mother was one.
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Camelia, glad you're not bruising
from that dodgeball incident.
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Oh!
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Why is she waving? That's weird.
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Hey, guys.
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I'm just gonna sneak in there
and grab my chem text book.
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We're in the middle of something.
One sec.
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I'll google the periodic table. Yeah.
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Rough morning all around.
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Had a bet you were gonna pass,
so now I'm out 10 bucks.
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I told my mom to stop texting you guys.
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Plenty of people fail their driver's test.
Instructors focus on the tiniest things.
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I crashed my car into his car.
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Oh. That's on you. Yeah. Uh...
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-So I guess we're not going to AvengerCon.
-No, no, no, Bruno.
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A cosplay competition for Carol Danvers
at the greatest fan event of the year.
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My costume is near perfect,
pending the final flourish.
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Still trying to think of that flourish?
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-It'll come to me any second now.
-Sure it will.
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I'm sorry. I really do love you.
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Got any plans this weekend?
As of this morning, Kamala and I are free.
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No.
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Are you inviting me
to play Smash Bros?
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-Because if so, I'm busy.
-Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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The thing is I do hate the game, though.
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Really?
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-Sorry, Zoe.
-It's fine.
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I like your jacket.
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Thanks. I like your necklace.
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Thanks.
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It's actually my name in Arabic.
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Okay, see you later.
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Would it be super weird if we asked her
for a ride to AvengerCon?
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-Yes.
-Why?
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Her mom used to drive us
to school all the time.
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Because she is the absolute worst
now that she has 100,000 followers.
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80,000.
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Kamala Khan,
please come to my office ASAP.
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You've done something very wrong.
Just kidding. It is crazy that the
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whole school can hear this.
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No, nothing is wrong.
I just wanna chat. Can't wait.
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-PS, this is Mr. Wilson.
-Thank you, Mr. Wilson.
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Okay, first off, I just wanna say
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I get it.
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You get what?
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I hear you've had a hectic couple weeks.
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Very funny.
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But your teachers, you know, they're
telling me you're doodling all day,
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staring off into space
in your little fantasy land.
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Hey.
Oh... Really?
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We truly started the meeting
30 seconds ago.
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-You gotta be with me, girl.
-Yeah. Sorry, Mr. Wilson.
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No. Mr. Wilson was my father.
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My name is Gabe. His name was also Gabe.
So, doesn't super-work.
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But let's talk about you. In junior year,
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it's time to start really thinking
about your future.
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I mean, college admissions are coming up,
before you know it, it's SATs,
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it's essays, it's applications.
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Do you volunteer? 'Cause
college admissions eat that up.
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I mean, of course,
do it to help people too, but I mean...
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It helps. It does help.
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Oh, no. No, I'm not...
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You know I'm not trying
to scare you, right?
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Do I have to figure out my whole future
before lunch or is there, like...
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I'm gonna give you a task.
I want you to go home.
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Not right now, but after school.
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Then you're gonna look yourself
in the mirror and ask yourself,
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"Kamala, who is that girl I see
staring straight back at me?"
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-You're reciting lyrics from Mulan.
-I am, I am.
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You are.
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Okay, Kamala, all I'm saying is
right now, I see a girl divided.
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"Is she there or is she there?
Where's Kamala?"
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Who knows? No one knows.
I don't even know. I can't see. Where?
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And I know. I know fantasy's fun,
fantasy's really fun.
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But right now, I need you to
pull yourself together and join reality.
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You know, the plan was perfect.
I was gonna get my license.
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Then under the cover of stupid
wedding errands, we just have, like,
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one pure, beautiful day of freedom
at AvengerCon.
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-Guess there's always next year.
-No, there's no next year.
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This is the first one ever.
And then future historians,
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they're gonna start writing about it,
and where does it start? Here.
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Okay? There's not gonna be another
first AvengerCon ever again. Never.
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-Switch to the back-up plan then.
-You have a back-up plan?
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What's... What's your back-up plan?
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In concept, it is pretty easy.
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But it's gonna take a lot of finesse
and subtlety on your part.
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And you just aren't...
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-I can be subtle.
-You can be subtle?
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Okay. Listen, you enter your home,
you sit down at the dinner table,
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smile, and you ask your mom.
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-You're an idiot.
-I'm not. I'm actually a genius.
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So, can we stop acting
like your mom is Darth Vader?
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Every single thing I love,
she seems to hate.
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And it's like she thinks I'm some kind of,
you know, weirdo.
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You are a weirdo. Whoa!
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What?
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If I'm weird, you're weirder.
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I know. But more importantly,
I've gotten weirdly good at airbrushing.
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I put the rest of it together, but okay.
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-So...
-You think we'll win?
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Please.
We're going, we're conquering.
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And we're high-fiving in slow motion.
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Bruno, I still need to figure out
my final flourish for my costume.
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- Any ideas?
- Okay.
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How about steampunk Captain Marvel?
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-Steampunk is dead.
-Okay, fine.
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How about a mashup?
Like Captain Panther or Iron Marvel?
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Ooh, Doctor Strange Marvel.
I can, like, wear a cape.
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- Capes are cool.
- Even Asgardian.
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You know, be like a badass Valkyrie,
ride a horse.
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I can't build you a horse,
but otherwise...
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You can build me sloth baby wings.
That's very me.
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Completely you. Wings, a little tiara.
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- Playing here.
- Captain Princess Marvel.
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No princesses. I'm sorry.
You know what's even better?
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-What?
-Zombie Captain Marvel.
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I could be like, "I'll eat your brains.
But I also have super powers."
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Okay. Hey, let's never do
that zombie impersonation again.
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Hi, Kamala beta. How are you?
Hmm? How was school?
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Apparently I have four days to
figure out my whole future, so that's...
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Don't be so dramatic, Kamala.
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What are you watching?
Turn that off.
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-Is this from Nani?
-Must be things for the baat paaki.
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Aamir. Aamir, come down here, please.
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Why'd she also send all this junk?
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I'd like to tell you
that it's because she's growing old,
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but she's always been this way.
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She doesn't want to die
before passing on all her junk to us.
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Aamir, have you lost your ears?
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This is so cool. Is this Nani's?
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That is junk.
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Aamir, here. Take this
and put it in the attic right now,
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and then unpack the groceries.
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-Why can't Kamala do it?
-She's going to help me with my errands.
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-You know the ones for your wedding?
-I am?
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Yes, you are. Chalo. Let's go.
Attic, and with me.
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-Chalo, Kamala, let's go.
-Don't mess up those errands.
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Let's go. No time today.
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Kamala.
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- What's up, Najaf?
- What's going on, Kamala?
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- Amma ji, kaisi hain?
- Bilkul.
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Flying vultures in Armani suits
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buying up the whole neighborhood.
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Maybe we'll actually get
a Halal Guys this time.
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They charge you for extra sauce
at Halal Guys.
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You're too short.
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She's not too short.
This thing is too long.
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Shakat,
mere kapre taiyar hain?
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Salaam alaikum, Muneeba ji.
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Wa alaikum salaam.
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-Wedding shopping, I see.
-Mmm-hmm.
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Did you hear about
Fatima's engagement? Broken.
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Oi, what happened?
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She decided that she wasn't
ready for commitment.
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So now she's off gallivanting
through Europe to "discover" herself.
235
00:13:20,126 --> 00:13:22,543
What does she have
to discover about herself?
236
00:13:22,626 --> 00:13:23,626
Good for her.
237
00:13:24,043 --> 00:13:28,501
I mean, she wanted to travel the world
and she went for it. So that's cool.
238
00:13:30,084 --> 00:13:31,918
She's trouble, this one.
239
00:13:32,001 --> 00:13:33,001
Mmm-hmm.
240
00:13:33,126 --> 00:13:36,751
She's going to discover that
she doesn't have a ring on her finger.
241
00:13:36,918 --> 00:13:38,084
And then I saw her.
242
00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:43,043
She was getting very comfortable
with some gora boy named Rob in Belgium.
243
00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:48,001
-You're too short for that, Jaanu.
-Yes, you really are too short for that.
244
00:13:48,876 --> 00:13:50,959
-Handsome, huh?
-Oh, yeah, Mr. K.
245
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,584
Okay. But what will this do?
246
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:58,709
So this is a security camera, okay?
So you can see who's home from your phone.
247
00:13:59,251 --> 00:14:01,376
-From my phone?
-Oh, yeah, from your phone.
248
00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:03,543
We're living in the future.
249
00:14:03,626 --> 00:14:07,084
So, I made this myself. Okay?
This is the Zuzu system.
250
00:14:07,168 --> 00:14:10,168
It connects all your devices
and I added some new features.
251
00:14:10,251 --> 00:14:12,876
All you have to say is "Zuzu"
and tell it what you want.
252
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:15,626
So... Zuzu, turn off the lights.
253
00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:20,376
-And I programmed it to understand Urdu.
-Urdu?
254
00:14:20,501 --> 00:14:21,793
Yeah. Zuzu.
255
00:14:22,459 --> 00:14:23,459
Batti kolo.
256
00:14:24,584 --> 00:14:25,834
Waah!
257
00:14:25,918 --> 00:14:27,834
-This is magic.
-Yeah, it's pretty cool.
258
00:14:27,918 --> 00:14:30,168
Cool? This is absolute magic.
259
00:14:30,251 --> 00:14:31,876
- Hi, Bruno beta.
- Hey.
260
00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:33,293
Are you staying for dinner?
261
00:14:33,376 --> 00:14:36,168
-No, no, I got some work.
-Okay, I'll pack you something to go.
262
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,834
- No, no, I'm good.
- No, no, of course I will.
263
00:14:38,918 --> 00:14:40,251
-Hey.
-How was it?
264
00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:43,668
Don't mention Belgium
or any guy named Rob.
265
00:14:43,751 --> 00:14:47,459
Did you ask her about AvengerCon?
Kamala, ask her. Just ask her.
266
00:14:47,543 --> 00:14:50,709
Bruno, there's a spicy one
at the bottom for Nonna.
267
00:14:50,793 --> 00:14:51,793
- Okay?
- Oh, my gosh.
268
00:14:51,876 --> 00:14:54,418
How did you do that so fast?
269
00:14:54,501 --> 00:14:57,209
You stick to the gizmos, beta.
This is my secret.
270
00:14:57,293 --> 00:14:58,418
Okay. I'll see you soon.
271
00:14:58,501 --> 00:14:59,501
- See you soon.
- Muneeba.
272
00:14:59,584 --> 00:15:00,751
Haan? Bolo.
273
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:01,959
Ask her.
274
00:15:04,084 --> 00:15:06,584
Zuzu, switch to sports channel.
275
00:15:08,293 --> 00:15:12,501
So, Bruno has made this and he's connected
all the devices to this Zuzu.
276
00:15:12,584 --> 00:15:14,251
- Okay.
- Watch this.
277
00:15:14,501 --> 00:15:15,959
-Abbu.
-Ah, defensive...
278
00:15:16,459 --> 00:15:17,501
- Ammi.
- Mmm?
279
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,043
So, there's this thing called AvengerCon.
280
00:15:21,418 --> 00:15:23,626
You know,
it's really something incredible.
281
00:15:23,709 --> 00:15:26,876
It's never been done before.
It's, like, the first fan event
282
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:30,876
celebrating our great heroes of our time
and it's totally historic,
283
00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:33,834
and it's, like, very educational.
And Bruno is, um...
284
00:15:33,918 --> 00:15:36,793
Bruno, he's, like, really into this stuff,
you know, so he's...
285
00:15:37,251 --> 00:15:41,876
He really wants to go
and he asked me if I wanna tag along
286
00:15:41,959 --> 00:15:45,959
so that, you know, he's not alone,
because poor Bruno, right?
287
00:15:46,209 --> 00:15:48,001
He doesn't have much of a family.
288
00:15:48,459 --> 00:15:52,793
-Zuzu, TV rokna.
-So you want to go to a party, at night?
289
00:15:53,626 --> 00:15:55,501
-Is this a joke?
-No.
290
00:15:55,584 --> 00:15:58,251
Is Bruno recording this for Internet?
291
00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:02,751
No. It's... I'm 16.
292
00:16:03,126 --> 00:16:05,626
Look, I promise
I won't do anything stupid.
293
00:16:07,043 --> 00:16:10,043
-You do trust me, right?
-No. I don't trust you.
294
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:13,084
-Of course she does.
-No, I don't.
295
00:16:14,084 --> 00:16:18,543
She does. We do.
It's just that we don't trust anyone else.
296
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:22,584
You're still young and there are so many
strange people roaming around at night.
297
00:16:22,668 --> 00:16:24,001
Or strange boys.
298
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,543
Thinking God knows know what
and drinking God knows what.
299
00:16:26,626 --> 00:16:28,793
It's not a party, it's a convention.
300
00:16:28,876 --> 00:16:31,001
And what exactly will you be doing there?
301
00:16:31,084 --> 00:16:33,168
There's a lot of stuff, actually.
302
00:16:33,251 --> 00:16:35,543
There's, like, this cosplay competition
which is...
303
00:16:35,626 --> 00:16:38,251
It's, like, this historical reenactment.
304
00:16:39,334 --> 00:16:41,668
And how exactly
will you be dressed?
305
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,543
As Captain Marvel.
306
00:16:43,626 --> 00:16:44,626
Huh?
307
00:16:44,876 --> 00:16:48,709
-Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel.
-Captain Marvel. Astaghfirullah.
308
00:16:49,126 --> 00:16:51,376
-Hey, salaam, everyone.
-She's a hero.
309
00:16:51,459 --> 00:16:53,543
-In a very tight suit.
-It's not that tight.
310
00:16:53,626 --> 00:16:54,709
Yes, it is.
311
00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:57,793
It's not like I'm asking to go to a party
and do cocaine.
312
00:17:00,251 --> 00:17:01,584
Not a lot of salaam here, huh?
313
00:17:03,001 --> 00:17:04,501
Now, if it was him asking...
314
00:17:06,376 --> 00:17:12,084
Be like, "Oh, yes, Aamir. Do what
you want, Aamir beta. Please, please."
315
00:17:12,168 --> 00:17:15,834
But me, no, because I can't do a single
normal teenage thing in this house, right?
316
00:17:16,126 --> 00:17:17,709
Come on, beta. You're not normal.
317
00:17:19,209 --> 00:17:22,584
Beta, I meant you're special.
318
00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:36,626
Knock, please.
319
00:17:38,793 --> 00:17:40,001
Brought you some chai.
320
00:17:44,751 --> 00:17:46,334
Look, that was a bold move.
321
00:17:47,293 --> 00:17:50,293
Not very well thought out,
but I respect you for trying.
322
00:17:50,876 --> 00:17:52,709
You know, all she does to me is say no.
323
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:56,126
It's, like, where is this
out of proportion worry for you?
324
00:17:58,626 --> 00:18:00,168
-I'll talk to them.
-Really?
325
00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:02,834
-Yeah. I mean, you look kinda pathetic.
-Thank you.
326
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:05,751
I got you.
327
00:18:09,126 --> 00:18:10,126
Night, Tiny K.
328
00:18:11,209 --> 00:18:14,626
You want me to turn off the lights
or are you still afraid of the djinn?
329
00:18:14,709 --> 00:18:18,709
-Okay, I'm not 12.
-This says you're 12. Good night.
330
00:19:03,084 --> 00:19:04,751
Bike lock engaged.
331
00:20:17,376 --> 00:20:18,584
Just a second.
332
00:20:21,543 --> 00:20:23,793
Kamala, what are you doing?
333
00:20:25,334 --> 00:20:26,334
Stretching.
334
00:20:26,751 --> 00:20:28,418
-Stretching?
-Yeah.
335
00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:32,668
So, your brother told us
about your Avengers party.
336
00:20:33,251 --> 00:20:34,709
-He did?
-Yes.
337
00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:37,501
And even though it will be
a distraction from your studies,
338
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:40,334
and there will be
lot of haram going on there, Kamala,
339
00:20:40,876 --> 00:20:44,043
we have decided to let you go.
340
00:20:45,168 --> 00:20:49,209
-Really? Really? Really?
-Yes, but there are special conditions.
341
00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:54,126
Your Abbu will drive you there and he will
go inside with you for two hours.
342
00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:57,293
And as far as your dressing goes,
343
00:20:58,001 --> 00:20:59,834
I have a surprise for you.
344
00:21:01,001 --> 00:21:03,418
The Hulk.
345
00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:06,084
Wait, wait. Best is yet to come.
346
00:21:06,168 --> 00:21:07,168
Ta-da!
347
00:21:07,459 --> 00:21:09,126
Oye, chak de phatte!
348
00:21:14,501 --> 00:21:17,168
See, Kamala. Big Hulk and little Hulk.
349
00:21:17,584 --> 00:21:20,084
Bara Hulk aur choti Hulk!
350
00:21:20,168 --> 00:21:24,876
-So cute you all will look.
-Oh, my God. Okay, it's...
351
00:21:26,043 --> 00:21:27,043
Mmm.
352
00:21:27,751 --> 00:21:30,001
There's no big Hulk, little Hulk.
It's just not...
353
00:21:30,084 --> 00:21:32,793
-They are all heroes.
-This is mine and Bruno's thing, okay?
354
00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:36,418
Come on, bacchi.
Can't you make an exception for Abbu?
355
00:21:36,501 --> 00:21:39,501
I can't wear a salwar kameez
to AvengerCon, okay?
356
00:21:39,584 --> 00:21:41,376
And you can't come with me,
357
00:21:41,459 --> 00:21:44,459
not dressed like that,
because it is so humiliating.
358
00:21:51,543 --> 00:21:54,876
- Okay, I didn't mean it like that.
- Bas, Kamala.
359
00:21:56,168 --> 00:21:59,001
If you don't go with your dad,
you're not going at all.
360
00:22:00,709 --> 00:22:02,209
I made this for you.
361
00:22:03,001 --> 00:22:06,668
You're not going to dress up like
all those other girls in skimpy outfits.
362
00:22:07,168 --> 00:22:08,459
That is not you.
363
00:22:18,126 --> 00:22:19,209
Abbu.
364
00:22:25,543 --> 00:22:26,751
You're not going.
365
00:22:41,584 --> 00:22:43,793
So the worst thing
that could happen has happened.
366
00:22:43,876 --> 00:22:46,626
Is that code for "I fell into
the Hudson for the third time"?
367
00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:49,168
That's "Black Sloth Down."
And I fell in once, okay?
368
00:22:49,251 --> 00:22:52,459
- Twice.
- It means everything sucks.
369
00:22:54,459 --> 00:22:55,793
Meet me on the roof in 10.
370
00:22:59,751 --> 00:23:03,418
-You've never even seen them like that.
-Like what? Like, mad?
371
00:23:03,626 --> 00:23:06,876
Hurt. Bruno, I think I made my dad cry.
372
00:23:08,251 --> 00:23:10,293
Mr. Khan crying?
That's not good. That's...
373
00:23:10,793 --> 00:23:12,334
Yeah, but listen.
374
00:23:13,293 --> 00:23:15,543
Your mom and dad,
they're gonna calm down, okay?
375
00:23:15,918 --> 00:23:18,126
You're gonna apologize. It'll be fine.
376
00:23:21,043 --> 00:23:22,543
Yeah, but maybe they're right.
377
00:23:23,001 --> 00:23:25,709
Maybe I spend too much time with fan art,
378
00:23:25,793 --> 00:23:28,918
and costumes and with my head stuck
in fantasy land. So...
379
00:23:29,001 --> 00:23:30,501
-Who is "they"?
-My mom.
380
00:23:30,959 --> 00:23:33,459
My teachers. Mr. Wilson.
381
00:23:33,626 --> 00:23:34,751
Everyone.
382
00:23:35,084 --> 00:23:38,251
There was a girl who decided she wanted
to go backpacking around Europe.
383
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,918
And you would literally think
she joined a death cult
384
00:23:41,001 --> 00:23:43,709
given the way all the aunties just gossip
about her.
385
00:23:44,584 --> 00:23:47,001
I'm lost. What does that have to do
with AvengerCon?
386
00:23:48,084 --> 00:23:50,168
Because dressing up as Captain Marvel
is weird.
387
00:23:50,251 --> 00:23:52,459
-No, it's not.
-It is childish.
388
00:23:52,543 --> 00:23:54,126
And I know that, okay?
389
00:23:54,209 --> 00:23:56,168
And let's be honest, it's not really
390
00:23:56,251 --> 00:23:58,834
the brown girls from Jersey City
who save the world.
391
00:24:01,209 --> 00:24:02,209
Sure they do.
392
00:24:05,918 --> 00:24:07,334
You're Kamala Khan.
393
00:24:09,293 --> 00:24:10,543
You wanna save the world?
394
00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:13,584
Then you're gonna save the world.
395
00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:24,418
With the right equipment, of course.
Speaking of, newest prototype.
396
00:24:26,543 --> 00:24:28,834
-Are those Photon gloves?
-Yeah.
397
00:24:29,751 --> 00:24:31,376
- Do you want them or...
- Yes.
398
00:24:32,043 --> 00:24:33,793
Oh, my God. You made these?
399
00:24:33,876 --> 00:24:36,293
-Yeah. I mean, do you like them?
-Yes.
400
00:24:37,126 --> 00:24:41,751
Oh! "Bruno Carrelli Corporations."
I like it. Has a nice ring to it.
401
00:24:42,376 --> 00:24:44,793
-How do they turn on?
-Right here. Bow!
402
00:24:44,876 --> 00:24:48,043
-See?
-This is cosmic. This is cosmic. Get up.
403
00:24:48,209 --> 00:24:49,751
-We're getting up.
-We're getting up.
404
00:24:49,834 --> 00:24:51,793
Listen, they don't shoot
real photon blasts.
405
00:24:51,876 --> 00:24:53,918
-I'm ready.
-Oh, we're fighting?
406
00:24:54,668 --> 00:24:56,334
Oh, my gosh. Oh!
407
00:25:20,668 --> 00:25:22,293
Zoe! You did that on purpose.
408
00:25:22,376 --> 00:25:23,668
-No, I did not.
-Yes, you...
409
00:25:41,001 --> 00:25:43,334
You're supposed to be
the latest in technology?
410
00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:45,584
Thank God I didn't pay for you, I say.
411
00:25:45,668 --> 00:25:48,043
What is it that I'm saying
you can't understand?
412
00:25:48,126 --> 00:25:52,584
I'm speaking in English, not code.
So here goes. Shall we try again? Okay.
413
00:25:52,668 --> 00:25:54,751
- Good night, Abbu.
- Sleep tight, beta.
414
00:25:55,001 --> 00:25:57,918
Zuzu, please, switch the TV...
415
00:25:59,418 --> 00:26:03,168
Kamala, please tell Bruno
this Zuzu is possessed by the evil djinn.
416
00:26:03,251 --> 00:26:04,501
He needs to fix it.
417
00:26:05,501 --> 00:26:08,376
Zuzu, television, switch it on.
418
00:26:09,584 --> 00:26:11,626
If I can't leave the house
to go to AvengerCon,
419
00:26:11,709 --> 00:26:13,793
I'll go to AvengerCon
without leaving the house.
420
00:26:15,209 --> 00:26:16,834
How many slushies have you had today?
421
00:26:16,959 --> 00:26:19,751
Because all that red dye three,
it's making your brain...
422
00:26:21,001 --> 00:26:22,543
Look, it's illusions, old friend.
423
00:26:22,626 --> 00:26:24,501
You set up the smart house stuff
for my dad,
424
00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:27,668
so you're basically our inside man.
425
00:26:28,334 --> 00:26:31,209
-This is the plan.
-Kamala, you're the best sister ever.
426
00:26:31,293 --> 00:26:33,293
Honestly, you should
have been an only child.
427
00:26:33,376 --> 00:26:36,084
Kamala is the best daughter
in the whole wide world.
428
00:26:36,168 --> 00:26:39,626
Stop, please. I'm shy.
429
00:26:39,918 --> 00:26:42,709
5:49 p.m.,
I gracefully excuse myself.
430
00:26:42,793 --> 00:26:45,793
And as my family celebrates my existence,
I go to my bedroom.
431
00:26:45,876 --> 00:26:46,876
And it's...
432
00:26:47,668 --> 00:26:50,001
-Are you following?
-Yes. Keep going.
433
00:26:50,459 --> 00:26:52,043
5:55, I suit up in the greatest
434
00:26:52,168 --> 00:26:54,626
Captain Marvel costume
the Earth has ever seen...
435
00:26:54,709 --> 00:26:56,668
Don't worry, it'll be finished by then,
I hope.
436
00:26:56,793 --> 00:27:00,709
Then I make my way out of the house
undetected but extremely impressive where
437
00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:04,584
you'll be waiting in your costume, which
better be awesome. Don't embarrass me.
438
00:27:04,668 --> 00:27:06,543
- Me embarrass you?
- Yeah, I said it.
439
00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:10,168
Oh, come on. I didn't even want beans.
440
00:27:10,251 --> 00:27:12,168
But what if your parents
go into your room?
441
00:27:12,876 --> 00:27:14,668
-That's where you come in, right?
-What?
442
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:17,209
You and your fancy Zuzu
system are going to be my cover.
443
00:27:17,293 --> 00:27:19,293
So, when there's a knock on the door...
444
00:27:19,418 --> 00:27:21,418
Don't come in. I'm changing.
445
00:27:21,501 --> 00:27:23,126
Finally, you being a genius
is coming in handy.
446
00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:24,209
Sorry, beta. Sorry.
447
00:27:25,084 --> 00:27:26,751
What do you mean "finally?"
448
00:27:26,834 --> 00:27:28,959
6:30,
we catch the bus to Camp Lehigh.
449
00:27:29,043 --> 00:27:31,209
And it might be a tight window
but we're gonna do it with style.
450
00:27:32,876 --> 00:27:35,834
Wait...
Is that us biking off a bridge onto a bus?
451
00:27:37,376 --> 00:27:39,709
Dream bigger, Bruno!
452
00:27:41,709 --> 00:27:43,501
It's gonna be epic.
453
00:27:47,126 --> 00:27:50,459
We get on the bus just in time.
Everyone stares at us in awe
454
00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:53,001
because we look back at them
and their costumes are just... Meh.
455
00:27:53,168 --> 00:27:54,168
Okay.
456
00:27:54,543 --> 00:27:59,043
Then it's time for a tight but spontaneous
60 minutes of fun at AvengerCon.
457
00:28:03,168 --> 00:28:04,918
Then at 8:00 p.m.,
the real reason we're here,
458
00:28:05,001 --> 00:28:07,084
the reason I learnt to sew
and you learnt to airbrush.
459
00:28:07,168 --> 00:28:08,168
The cosplay competition.
460
00:28:08,251 --> 00:28:12,126
I win, obviously. We collect my crown and
I'm assuming it's made of real diamonds.
461
00:28:12,209 --> 00:28:13,251
It's definitely not.
462
00:28:13,334 --> 00:28:15,126
Then after a few
quick photos with fans,
463
00:28:15,209 --> 00:28:17,834
maybe some chats with the press,
we bounce.
464
00:28:19,126 --> 00:28:22,918
I'll sneak back into my room just before
my dad comes in at 9:22 p.m.
465
00:28:24,543 --> 00:28:26,293
That's the plan. Got it?
466
00:28:32,834 --> 00:28:36,084
So your plan is take the bus.
467
00:28:37,626 --> 00:28:40,001
All this, and that's your note? Really?
468
00:28:40,459 --> 00:28:43,959
Does how we get there matter
if you haven't finished your costume yet?
469
00:28:45,543 --> 00:28:48,084
They want you to bring some of you
to Captain Marvel, right?
470
00:28:49,459 --> 00:28:51,376
So your mom's Hulk isn't the right idea
471
00:28:51,459 --> 00:28:54,001
but maybe something Pakistani?
472
00:29:37,834 --> 00:29:39,918
Oh, my God, Aamir.
473
00:30:10,876 --> 00:30:14,834
-Ammi, I'm going to Taysha's this evening.
-Nice. Say hi to her parents from me.
474
00:30:14,918 --> 00:30:15,918
Yeh le lo ji aap.
475
00:30:16,209 --> 00:30:17,918
And which is why I always say,
476
00:30:18,126 --> 00:30:21,459
between the authorities and us the people,
we are to blame.
477
00:30:21,543 --> 00:30:25,084
And that is why the salamanders
are almost extinct in Pakistan.
478
00:30:26,043 --> 00:30:29,126
Which is why I'm also so worried
about the plight of the parrots.
479
00:30:29,209 --> 00:30:32,334
Speaking of parrots, you just reminded me
I have a biology report
480
00:30:32,418 --> 00:30:33,626
that's due tomorrow. So...
481
00:30:33,709 --> 00:30:36,709
Beta, you gotta listen to me
what I have to tell you about parrots.
482
00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:37,793
Nope.
483
00:30:52,334 --> 00:30:53,334
Are you okay?
484
00:30:54,668 --> 00:30:55,668
Come on.
485
00:30:57,084 --> 00:30:59,376
-That was my way back in.
-I know. We missed the bus.
486
00:30:59,459 --> 00:31:02,459
We can still make the next one,
but if we miss it, it's game over.
487
00:31:15,334 --> 00:31:16,751
No, no. Come on, come on.
488
00:31:29,126 --> 00:31:31,918
Stop. Wait, please. That's my bike.
Come on, man. Open the door.
489
00:31:32,584 --> 00:31:33,584
Dude.
490
00:31:35,751 --> 00:31:38,501
How likely is it I'm gonna find it there
when I get back?
491
00:31:39,293 --> 00:31:40,459
In Jersey City?
492
00:31:40,543 --> 00:31:44,001
Oh, I'd say you have a 0.0001% chance.
493
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,918
Bike lock engaged.
494
00:32:03,084 --> 00:32:05,334
- We made it. We made it.
- Yeah!
495
00:32:08,168 --> 00:32:09,376
Sorry.
496
00:32:25,418 --> 00:32:26,584
Oh, my God.
497
00:32:34,251 --> 00:32:36,418
Yeah!
498
00:32:54,459 --> 00:32:55,501
Hey.
499
00:33:01,084 --> 00:33:02,584
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
500
00:33:30,584 --> 00:33:32,043
Motion detected.
501
00:33:39,209 --> 00:33:41,584
-Aamir's out for the evening.
-Mmm-hmm.
502
00:33:41,668 --> 00:33:43,376
Kamala is in her room.
503
00:33:43,459 --> 00:33:45,168
Aah!
504
00:33:49,668 --> 00:33:51,876
Coming up next,
the Captain Marvel cosplay contest.
505
00:33:51,959 --> 00:33:52,959
Showtime.
506
00:33:53,043 --> 00:33:54,126
First place gets a...
507
00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:05,584
Here you go.
508
00:34:05,668 --> 00:34:08,126
- Is that Zoe?
- You guys look amazing.
509
00:34:08,209 --> 00:34:09,959
Why is she here?
510
00:34:10,709 --> 00:34:13,709
-The costume's not even accurate.
-She doesn't even like the Avengers.
511
00:34:13,793 --> 00:34:15,209
It's okay. It's okay, okay?
512
00:34:15,293 --> 00:34:16,834
I have to compete against her now?
513
00:34:16,918 --> 00:34:19,584
Don't worry about it.
It's your time to shine. Literally.
514
00:34:19,668 --> 00:34:22,001
-You have the gloves?
-Yeah. They're in my bag.
515
00:34:41,209 --> 00:34:43,834
Last call for
the Captain Marvel cosplay competition.
516
00:34:44,251 --> 00:34:47,334
Cosplayers, please line up
on the side of the stage.
517
00:34:49,126 --> 00:34:52,543
AvengerCon, give it up.
Amazing Captain America cosplayers.
518
00:34:52,626 --> 00:34:55,751
Thank you, Captain America cosplayers.
Congratulations to the winner.
519
00:34:55,834 --> 00:34:58,626
You guys are all good to go.
We're kicking things off...
520
00:34:58,709 --> 00:34:59,709
Hi.
521
00:35:01,584 --> 00:35:04,334
Wow. You look great. Yeah, good.
522
00:35:04,543 --> 00:35:06,543
-What are you wearing?
-It's Bruce Banner.
523
00:35:07,501 --> 00:35:10,001
-What is that?
-My personal self-expression.
524
00:35:10,084 --> 00:35:11,126
Oh, cool. Okay.
525
00:35:11,376 --> 00:35:14,876
Yeah, but I can't get it on.
It's, like, sealed shut for some reason.
526
00:35:16,959 --> 00:35:18,834
-Where are the gloves?
-Oh, they're just...
527
00:35:22,418 --> 00:35:23,959
Crap. I left it in the bathroom.
528
00:35:24,043 --> 00:35:28,334
This is our final final call
for contestants to the stage.
529
00:35:28,418 --> 00:35:29,751
I'm gonna run and get it.
530
00:35:29,834 --> 00:35:33,001
No, we don't have time.
You gotta go. It's good. It's fine.
531
00:35:33,459 --> 00:35:35,709
You got the bangle. Put it on.
532
00:35:37,584 --> 00:35:40,501
Take your phones out. Show them the love.
They are here.
533
00:35:40,584 --> 00:35:41,584
Got it.
534
00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:21,001
-Did you see that?
-Come on. You gotta go.
535
00:36:21,084 --> 00:36:22,543
...amazing Captain Marvel.
536
00:36:22,668 --> 00:36:25,709
And we've got a final Captain Marvel
coming to the stage right now.
537
00:36:41,584 --> 00:36:42,751
Oh, God.
538
00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:52,751
Come on, come on.
539
00:37:23,084 --> 00:37:24,084
Oh, my God.
540
00:37:35,209 --> 00:37:38,418
Uh, all right.
Well, good luck following that, everybody.
541
00:38:02,459 --> 00:38:05,376
Wow. I thought my Captain Marvel costume
was gonna make people stare.
542
00:38:12,793 --> 00:38:14,959
Oh, my God.
Are you available to book for parties?
543
00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:17,251
You wanna take a picture?
I'll tag you. I follow back.
544
00:38:17,334 --> 00:38:18,584
-Mostly.
-Move.
545
00:38:21,168 --> 00:38:24,668
Oh, my God! Help me! Help me!
546
00:38:45,418 --> 00:38:48,251
What was that? Are you okay?
We need to go.
547
00:39:03,126 --> 00:39:05,626
What just happened?
I don't even know what to say.
548
00:39:06,418 --> 00:39:08,709
Okay, Bruno,
I actually have powers.
549
00:39:12,168 --> 00:39:13,793
Okay. Come on. Help me up.
550
00:39:17,793 --> 00:39:20,626
Ready? Three, two, one.
551
00:39:20,709 --> 00:39:22,293
- Go.
- Oh, gosh.
552
00:39:27,668 --> 00:39:29,876
Did that come out of your foot?
Are you okay?
553
00:39:29,959 --> 00:39:32,043
Hey, keep me updated.
And text me everything.
554
00:39:32,126 --> 00:39:33,668
So weird. Hey.
555
00:39:34,251 --> 00:39:37,376
-Please don't tell anyone.
-Stop, okay? I'd never tell anyone.
556
00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:40,876
-Never ever?
-Never ever ever.
557
00:39:57,751 --> 00:39:58,751
Kamala.
558
00:40:01,543 --> 00:40:02,876
Where have you been?
559
00:40:04,793 --> 00:40:06,251
What are you doing?
560
00:40:09,001 --> 00:40:11,209
I'm not recognizing you.
561
00:40:11,293 --> 00:40:16,793
Who is this rebellious girl
sneaking out, lying to Abbu and me?
562
00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:19,001
I'm not trying to be rebellious.
563
00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:21,209
And I'm trying
to protect you from yourself.
564
00:40:22,001 --> 00:40:25,668
I've seen what happens when people
get obsessed with their fantasies.
565
00:40:25,751 --> 00:40:28,959
I know you're just gonna tell me
some story about Nani and...
566
00:40:30,376 --> 00:40:33,376
So you knew what I was
going to say tonight, huh?
567
00:40:34,876 --> 00:40:39,293
And you knew that it would betray me,
but you still went and did it anyway.
568
00:40:41,293 --> 00:40:45,043
-Sorry.
-It's time to stop fantasizing.
569
00:40:46,668 --> 00:40:51,334
I wish that you would just focus on you.
570
00:40:51,834 --> 00:40:55,584
Your grades. Your family.
Your story.
571
00:40:55,751 --> 00:40:59,043
I mean, who do you want to be
in this world, huh?
572
00:41:00,084 --> 00:41:04,251
Do you want to be good,
like we raised you to be,
573
00:41:04,751 --> 00:41:07,543
or do you want to be some, you know,
574
00:41:07,668 --> 00:41:11,376
this cosmic head-in-the-clouds person?
575
00:41:18,168 --> 00:41:19,626
You think about that.
576
00:41:55,168 --> 00:41:56,376
Cosmic.
577
00:44:00,918 --> 00:44:02,459
Check this out.
578
00:44:03,043 --> 00:44:06,668
- Teenage girl at AvengerCon.
- AvengerCon?
579
00:44:06,751 --> 00:44:08,834
A cosplayer with too much time
on their hands.
580
00:44:08,918 --> 00:44:11,793
Not this one.
I've never seen powers like that.
581
00:44:12,959 --> 00:44:14,293
Whoa.
582
00:44:15,834 --> 00:44:17,209
Yeah, bring her in.