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Now that I've analyzed your blood samples,

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it's way too dangerous
to get out in the world.

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<i>Thunderball, did you get it?</i>

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No. I couldn't pierce
that nasty green skin.

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<i>Previously on</i> She-Hulk...

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I've got court documents
filed by Titania Worldwide LLC.

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<i>She's suing for trademark misuse.</i>

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You're using my name
to sell your trashy products.

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To be my client,
dress like you respect yourself

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and not like a football player
pleading no contest to a DUI.

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Luke, this is the She-Hulk.

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Oh, my God.

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<i>Because I made</i>
<i>a dating profile as She-Hulk,</i>

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every single one of those dates
is a corroborating witness.

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Would you have gone on the date

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if She-Hulk had instead presented
as Jennifer Walters?

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She's not really my type.

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The court finds in favor
of Jennifer Walters, aka She-Hulk.

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This isn't over, hater.

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Oh, goodie.

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No, Jen, you don't need to bring
a Luke Jacobson business suit

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to the wedding.

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I wanna see the supersuit
that he made you.

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Why? I'll never wear it.

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Come on.
You're killing me!

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It's double the sin to kill a fun person.

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No, no, no. Look at the dress that Luke
made me for the rehearsal dinner.

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-What?
-Yeah.

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-Oh, my God!
-Do you love it?

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You're gonna look hot as Shulky.

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That's a reason
to go to the wedding.

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Yes! That's actually
the reason I'm really excited to go.

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Why does anyone
have a wedding on a Thursday?

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Oh, Lulu's an old friend from high school.

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She's like... She knows my whole family.
My cousin Ched is DJing the wedding.

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-What?
-Yes.

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But we just, like, gradually
grew apart and we don't talk anymore.

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Why are you a bridesmaid?

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'Cause she...
I think she just felt obligated to ask me.

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And I felt obligated to say yes because
how do you say no to being a bridesmaid?

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You just say no.

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I hate that Mallory has
to pick up my slack at work.

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It's just a divorce case.

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It gives me the opportunity
to work so much closer with Miss Mallory.

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Hmm.

46
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Yes, it's a self-contained
wedding episode.

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And if you think this is happening
at an inconvenient time, you're right.

48
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'Cause that's how weddings always are.
But I'm gonna look great, so let's go.

49
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Let's do it!

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Wow, Jen!

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Everything about you is just working!

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Thank you, Heather!

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You took that "Toned Up for the
Big Day" workout plan seriously.

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-Yeah, I did.
-Yeah.

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Girl, your ass looks crazy right now.

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Incredible!

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Everybody has an ass. Hi, Jen.

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Hi, Lulu! Oh, my God!

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Um, can I talk to you for a second?

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<i>-I can't believe you're doing this.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

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Taking all the attention away
from me with your... This.

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No one's gonna be looking at me.

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All eyes will be on you.
It's your big day.

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I know it's my big day.

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I don't want you to be
Hulk-y at my wedding.

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Promise me, Jen.

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Promise?

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I promise. I will just show up
as regular Jen at your wedding.

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-Thank you.
-Yeah. Okay. You're okay.

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It's my big day!

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Obviously, this is the one time
I didn't wanna show up as just Jen.

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Jackson, Sam, Greg, and Mark.
They're Adam's groomsmen.

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So if everyone's coupled up,
do I not have a groomsman?

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Jen! We would not
leave you hanging like that.

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Do you think we want
our wedding to look insane?

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You're gonna be walking with Jonathan.
He'll be at the ceremony tomorrow.

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Oh, my God! Jonathan! I love him.

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Jonathan is literally the best!

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Oh! Awesome. Okay!

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All right, Mr. Hollis.

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Uh, Mr. Immortal.

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I'm sorry. Didn't you say
your name was Craig Hollis?

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It is. But I go by Mr. Immortal.
It's pithier.

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Sure.

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Mr. Immortal, you were saying.

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Right. Yes, I know that this is
not your typical divorce case

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but I need you to help me out,

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otherwise this settlement
could bleed me dry.

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Mmm. Divorce is hard.

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Yeah. It's not like
I didn't try marriage out.

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I did. Several times.

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In fact, it could be said
that no one has tried more than me.

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Probably literally.

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I'm a good guy.
I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings.

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But you know, inevitably, things go stale.

96
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But that is a tough conversation.

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"I don't want to be
married to you anymore.

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"I find that you are
emotionally suffocating me,

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"and you wear weird pajamas."

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Can you blame me for
walking out into traffic during rush hour

101
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and putting an end
to the whole issue right there?

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-Wait, what?
-Let me get this straight.

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Are you saying that instead of
having a conversation with your wife,

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you kill yourself
to get out of the relationship?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't kill myself.
I'm immortal. So, I can't die.

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You think this woman
with a law degree doesn't know

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what immortal means?

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Well, but in, in my case,
I do die, but only in the legal sense.

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So you die.

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I do, "I die." But only for a...
"Kinda die" for... But I do die.

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Did you ever feel bad about this tactic?

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-Like I said, I'm a nice guy.
-You said that.

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Yeah, if you have the opportunity,

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I think this is the most considerate way
to end a marriage.

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That's not the word you want.

116
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No, you just don't know how to have
any sort of confrontation whatsoever.

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Oh, I thought that this...

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That lawyers were supposed
to not be judgmental.

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No, they just have to represent you.
I'm tapping out.

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Obviously, ending a relationship is hard.

121
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But so is grieving the death of a spouse.

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I'm not sure who I should worry about.
The government, tax?

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Was there an insurance claim?

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Well, at least now we know how he does it.

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Oh, Jen. Jen. I'm the worst.
We haven't even gotten to catch up at all.

126
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How are you? What have you been up to?

127
00:08:07,666 --> 00:08:09,125
Oh, I'm...

128
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Actually, I'm the head
of a new department at GLK and H,

129
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which is, like, one of the most
prestigious law firms in the country,

130
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and I mean, as you saw,
I now have superpowers, which is nuts.

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No, I didn't mean... I don't want that.

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Are you dating a guy?
Is there a boy in your life?

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Oh. No. No, no. No.

134
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Oh, no! I'm sorry.
You'll find someone. Don't feel bad.

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Oh, I don't feel bad.

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That's right! You know what,
you still have a little time.

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Lulu! Team Edward or Jacob?

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Oh, my... Let it rest!
You know I dated both those actors.

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What the hell?

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Hey, Jen! So good to see you.

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I love that you never make
any effort at all.

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What are you doing here?

143
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This is my friend's very real wedding!
You can't pull your crap here!

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Okay. Well, I see the chit-chat is over.

145
00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,875
The answer to your extremely rude question

146
00:09:03,958 --> 00:09:08,416
is that I happen to be dating
a friend of the groom, and he invited me.

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-Titania!
-Hey, girl, hey!

148
00:09:11,791 --> 00:09:15,958
You made it! You're so busy, though.
You have, like, 5,000 businesses.

149
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-I do.
-Yeah.

150
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What? No. No. She has weaseled her way
into this wedding to mess with me.

151
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That is so obvious.
Why does nobody else see that?

152
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Okay, you're being very loud.

153
00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:31,041
Jen, I hear you. Again. I do.

154
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But you sound insane right now.

155
00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:36,916
Titania wouldn't just
show up to my wedding,

156
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try and trying to kill you
or something.

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I'm literally just here to celebrate
the love of Lulu and her groom.

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- That's all, okay?
- That's so sweet.

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Yeah. See?
Not everything is about you, Jennifer.

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Whatever!

161
00:10:07,291 --> 00:10:10,958
-Sorry. I know this is a little weird.
-Oh, sorry.

162
00:10:11,041 --> 00:10:14,333
I haven't perfected the least
awkward way to approach a stranger.

163
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Oh.

164
00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:19,041
-Yeah, could use a little work.
-Yeah.

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00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:22,000
Work on that for the next time
I bungle another intro.

166
00:10:22,083 --> 00:10:23,500
-Cool.
-I'm Josh.

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00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:25,750
-Jen.
-Bride or groom?

168
00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,500
-Bride. I went to high school with Lulu.
-Mmm.

169
00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:31,750
-Wow.
-Mmm-hmm.

170
00:10:31,833 --> 00:10:33,375
-You?
-Groom.

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But it all blends together.

172
00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:37,000
-Can I ask you a question?
-Yeah.

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Did they give you a plus one?
I don't understand how they decided.

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00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:44,875
-Yeah, they didn't, but I don't mind.
-Mmm.

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See, my plan was to
strike up a very normal conversation

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with a beautiful woman
stuffing her face with candied nuts.

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00:10:51,708 --> 00:10:54,166
-Oh!
-I'm very good at sticking to my plans.

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-Yeah. I can tell.
-Yeah.

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Oh, my gosh, Jen.
Oh, my gosh, I'm so happy I found you.

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Half the staff is quitting
because of "how I'm treating them."

181
00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:04,000
Could you help me
clean up around here?

182
00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:06,875
Straighten up?
Take up some of these empties, tidy up?

183
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,541
I could use your help.
It's on the inside, please?

184
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,291
-Yeah. Yep.
-Thank you, Jen.

185
00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:13,291
-Yeah, yeah.
-See you later.

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Bye.

187
00:11:17,791 --> 00:11:19,875
$75,000 of credit card debt,

188
00:11:19,958 --> 00:11:23,333
and Paul conveniently disappears
the day the bill came.

189
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:28,583
Well, I never saw a dime for raising
Spencer Jr. alone for all those years.

190
00:11:28,666 --> 00:11:33,041
I spent $10,000
on a New Orleans jazz funeral

191
00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:37,083
after Arnie accidentally
swallowed a cyanide pill.

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00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:41,291
Ladies and gentlemen,
I hear you, believe me.

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00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:45,208
Can I ask how you all first became
aware of Mr. Immortal's

194
00:11:47,041 --> 00:11:48,791
pattern of behavior?

195
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,333
It was because of me.

196
00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:53,916
My friend sent me a link to a video
posted on that site, Intelligencia.

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00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,583
The one for hateful man babies?

198
00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:56,958
Yep, that's the one.

199
00:11:57,041 --> 00:11:59,333
You saw this man walk into

200
00:11:59,416 --> 00:12:03,041
a busy intersection and then he gets
hit by four different cars.

201
00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:06,833
His body regenerates and then
he just gets up and walks away.

202
00:12:06,916 --> 00:12:11,333
I, of course, immediately recognized
my idiot husband, Roger.

203
00:12:15,791 --> 00:12:17,625
This is what
I was worried about.

204
00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:20,666
Not only did you
fake your own death multiple times,

205
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:23,083
but you also forged
multiple fake identities.

206
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:27,208
Frankly, all of these spouses
should be filing criminal charges.

207
00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:29,250
You are lucky you're not in prison.

208
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:34,791
I will never understand women
if I lived to be a... And I will.

209
00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:35,916
Understand this.

210
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,500
I'll get you the best deal
under the circumstances.

211
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:39,750
-Thank you.
-Don't touch me.

212
00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:43,250
But let me tell you this.
You're gonna have to pay.

213
00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,000
Why are you smiling?

214
00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:46,625
It's kinda fun.

215
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:53,916
No, she'll totally do it.
This is such a Jen job.

216
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,500
I make her do stuff like this.

217
00:12:56,333 --> 00:13:01,500
Oh! Hey! So, the groomsmen
were playing <i>Mario Kart</i>

218
00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:03,125
and their shirts got wrinkled.

219
00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:05,083
Oh, my God,
from a video game?

220
00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:08,791
Yeah. Video games are sports now.
They're on ESPN and everything.

221
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,750
-Yeah.
-So you're on ironing duty, right?

222
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,291
-I am?
-Yeah. Go bride squad!

223
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,583
Thank you so much. Amazing.

224
00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:19,333
- Jen! Your groomsman is here!
- Oh, my God! He's here!

225
00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:22,500
Jonathan is here! Jonathan!

226
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:25,083
Look who you get to
walk down the aisle with!

227
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:27,833
He's so brave.
We had to resuscitate him this morning.

228
00:13:27,916 --> 00:13:30,541
Jonathan, of course.

229
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,833
Um...

230
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,541
Ladies, Sebastian, how about this?

231
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:41,625
I still have all of those
Apple shares I bought in 1981,

232
00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:45,416
plus all the gold left to me
by my first wife, Baroness Cromwell.

233
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,500
How about we split it evenly,
eight ways, and call it a day?

234
00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:50,291
-Very fair.
-Generous and fair.

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00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,500
Then everyone
can move on with their lives.

236
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,666
I will draw up
the paperwork immediately

237
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,375
-and we will get this all sorted out.
-Just a minute.

238
00:13:57,458 --> 00:14:01,250
We were married for 18 years
and she was only with him for three.

239
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,083
Why should she get the same amount?

240
00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:05,750
Because I had a kid with this fool.

241
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:09,833
-Why should I be punished for her mistake?
-My son is not a mistake.

242
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,500
You used the word "mistake."

243
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:14,208
- I just want my 18 years...
- You made a mistake.

244
00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:15,666
Mistake, mistake, mistake.

245
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:20,083
Yo, yo, what's going on, my party people?

246
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:25,625
It's your boy, DJ In-ch-ch-chedible Hulk!

247
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:27,250
-Let's get it started...
-Unbelievable.

248
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,375
...for the new couple!

249
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:30,916
Hit me with a heavy pour, buddy.

250
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,583
That will be an extra $5.

251
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,208
Of course.

252
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,416
What else am I gonna do
for the next four hours?

253
00:14:55,666 --> 00:14:59,250
Okay, I got you.
Sebastian, this is what we're gonna do.

254
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,125
You are gonna be reimbursed
for the Lake Lawn mausoleum.

255
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:04,375
Jazz funeral, so chic. I love your style.

256
00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,916
Taylor, you will receive
backpay for the two years

257
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:11,750
that you quit your job to help Paul
run a rare jade shop in Piedmont.

258
00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:13,916
Cheryll, cash.
You want it? You get it.

259
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,375
-Cash money!
-Amy.

260
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:16,458
Yes.

261
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:21,916
You are going to receive a sincere apology
with meaningful eye contact.

262
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,791
-Oh, my God. Thank you.
-Lasting at least 15 seconds.

263
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:28,500
Okay? And remember, everyone.
What's our mantra?

264
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,291
- Never again!
- Yes!

265
00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:34,291
And I feel like that is it. Okay. Mallory?

266
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:35,625
That all work for you?

267
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:40,208
Yep. Does... I have a...

268
00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:44,083
Is that the absolute best
you can do on eye contact?

269
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:46,333
Amy, that's 20 seconds
of eye contact.

270
00:15:46,416 --> 00:15:48,875
That seems interminable.

271
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:52,875
This got ugly.
There's absolutely no doubt about that.

272
00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:56,666
But I truly did love each and every...

273
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:57,958
No, save it!

274
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:01,208
Okay! We are done here.

275
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:04,375
Ms. Ramos, unconventional and excellent.

276
00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,291
Yes!

277
00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:09,333
-Nice job.
-Get me my money, yeah.

278
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:14,125
Bruce, where are ya?

279
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:18,333
I've been trying to get a hold of you for
weeks, or months, or days, or whatever.

280
00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:20,041
Call me back, you ding dong.

281
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:24,291
Do not get lazy on me now.
Let's get these feet shufflin', baby.

282
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:27,708
-Josh! I thought Lulu had eaten you.
-Oh, my gosh.

283
00:16:27,791 --> 00:16:28,791
Oh, no, I'm here.

284
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:32,333
This is the most fun I've seen you have
all Wednesday and Thursday.

285
00:16:32,416 --> 00:16:36,125
Josh. Joshua. Joshinson.

286
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:37,750
It's a good name.

287
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:38,958
My parents.

288
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,125
-Really?
-Yeah.

289
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,458
-They gave you a good face, too.
-Oh, did they?

290
00:16:42,541 --> 00:16:44,583
Wow, thank you for that compliment.

291
00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:46,541
I was wondering
when you would notice.

292
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:50,125
I just had my brain on way too much
of this wedding stuff,

293
00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:51,875
big dumb marriage, and love...

294
00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:55,333
So you're a romantic? That's what it is?

295
00:16:55,416 --> 00:16:57,750
-I don't actually hate love.
-Oh.

296
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:02,666
I just wanted to come to one wedding

297
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:05,083
and show that I was
actually doing pretty good.

298
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:08,708
-I don't have a boyfriend or a husband.
-Good to know.

299
00:17:08,791 --> 00:17:11,333
Let me tell you a secret.
Come here. Listen.

300
00:17:11,416 --> 00:17:13,416
Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming.

301
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:17,166
Okay, so I'm actually
doing really so good.

302
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:21,500
And I have a great job. Lawyering the law.

303
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,208
And I am so strong.

304
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:25,458
Dude, I'm really strong.

305
00:17:25,541 --> 00:17:26,916
Yeah, I can... It's tight.

306
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,875
Yeah. And you haven't seen
what my She-Hulk hair looks like!

307
00:17:30,958 --> 00:17:32,125
Oh, I would love to see it.

308
00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:33,333
-Really?
-Yeah.

309
00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:35,875
I can't do it here.

310
00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:37,125
Okay.

311
00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:40,041
You know, everyone is always so...

312
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,916
Saying about how She-Hulk is amazing...

313
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:47,708
They're always saying it.
I wanted to be amazing tonight.

314
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,875
I don't know. I...
I think you're pretty great.

315
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:57,750
You do?

316
00:17:58,458 --> 00:17:59,500
I do.

317
00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:08,666
Oh, no.

318
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:11,208
-Are you okay?
-Oh, no, it's happening.

319
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,291
What's, what's...

320
00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:20,375
Yeah, let it out, babe.
Let it all out.

321
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,125
Knew it!

322
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:33,833
Obviously.
I literally said this isn't over.

323
00:18:33,916 --> 00:18:37,291
So now I am I'm going to
publicly destroy you.

324
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:40,791
Oh, come on!
I won that fair and square. Get over it.

325
00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:42,208
I don't get over anything.

326
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,958
Are you not gonna turn?

327
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:50,083
I can take you like this.

328
00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:58,833
This is just sad.

329
00:18:58,916 --> 00:19:02,333
It's no fun unless you're She-Hulk.
Come on!

330
00:19:02,416 --> 00:19:04,166
Why are you so obsessed with me?

331
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:08,916
I am not obsessed with you.
Although it seems like everyone else is.

332
00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:13,166
You don't get to ruin everything for me
for something you don't even want.

333
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:15,333
Something you don't even deserve.

334
00:19:15,416 --> 00:19:18,583
So now I am forced to prove it.
So green up!

335
00:19:20,916 --> 00:19:24,041
Okay, just this one time I turn She-Hulk.

336
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,875
Oh, no, I forgot how to do it.

337
00:19:33,958 --> 00:19:35,333
This is pathetic.

338
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,458
Ugh! Give me a second!

339
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,625
We got a wedding fight!

340
00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:48,916
My veneers!

341
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,500
You think this is funny?

342
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:54,458
Are you showing your
11 followers on Instagram?

343
00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:57,083
Where are you going? And I'm taking this!

344
00:20:58,041 --> 00:20:59,208
This wedding sucks!

345
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:10,375
Oh, Lulu. I know I promised.

346
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:14,750
She sucker-punched me when I was
throwing up. Like, who does that?

347
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,875
Oh, my God.

348
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,416
She-Hulk is at my wedding?

349
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:30,666
-Yeah.
-I love you so much. I'm a fan.

350
00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:33,708
-Whoa! Huge boobs!
-Yes, they're big.

351
00:21:33,791 --> 00:21:36,708
Okay, huge boobs. Congrats. Whatever.

352
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:41,625
I love the photobooth here.
The guy is so hot.

353
00:21:44,916 --> 00:21:46,666
I mean,
I just don't understand

354
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:49,666
why anyone that afraid of conflict
keeps getting married.

355
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:50,750
Oh, yeah.

356
00:21:50,833 --> 00:21:54,750
And I just can't believe that guy got
eight different people to marry him.

357
00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:56,750
You must not be single in Los Angeles.

358
00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:59,125
I have been married a long time.

359
00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:02,416
-You're married?
-Eleven years this October.

360
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:05,541
-What?
-The day after my son's birthday. Yeah.

361
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:09,083
Hold on. You have children?
You have a child. You have a kid.

362
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:11,125
-Mallory Book has...
-Enough questions.

363
00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:13,000
-Okay.
-Let's see here.

364
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,208
Wait, I gotta look at this.

365
00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:17,708
What is this? She-Hulk...

366
00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:19,625
Hulking? Wait, what the hell?

367
00:22:21,416 --> 00:22:24,125
"Comma, she was so gross.

368
00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:27,458
-"She was 30. Ew!" Okay.
-Oh, God.

369
00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:28,625
That's believable.

370
00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:32,041
I just copied and pasted
what guys have said to me on the Internet.

371
00:22:32,833 --> 00:22:36,458
Accepted.
Hashtag, friends with bros. Okay.

372
00:22:42,041 --> 00:22:46,333
This is... What? What is this?
Mal, "How do we kill She-Hulk?"

373
00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:48,291
This is dark. We gotta talk to Jen.

374
00:22:48,375 --> 00:22:51,250
No, we do not. No.

375
00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:52,458
Are you reading this?

376
00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:55,083
Yes. Why would you wanna
put that mess in her head?

377
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,041
But some of these are death threats.

378
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,500
Nikki, they're just trolls.

379
00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:01,083
Any attention at all gives them
what they want.

380
00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:04,875
Jen is better off.
Just let her live her life.

381
00:23:08,291 --> 00:23:09,416
Fine.

382
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:13,625
It's called Intelligencia and it's all of
these, like, memes and death threats.

383
00:23:13,708 --> 00:23:16,166
Okay? But Mallory said
not to tell you because

384
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:19,458
she said it would make you feel bad
and we should protect you

385
00:23:19,541 --> 00:23:21,250
and let you live your life. But...

386
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,291
I mean, you know,
obviously, I didn't do that.

387
00:23:25,375 --> 00:23:26,500
It's probably nothing.

388
00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:30,208
So, just give me a call
when you get this and I love you so much.

389
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,625
-Did we hit?
-Yeah, it's hit.

390
00:23:35,708 --> 00:23:37,625
Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm gettin' in there.

391
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,500
Careful, don't hurt yourself.

392
00:23:40,583 --> 00:23:43,041
I won't. Get a little dip.