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What is the responsibility
of those with power?
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Do they merely have an obligation
to refrain from the misuse of that power?
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Or do they have a duty
to protect those without it?
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DENNIS: Two rhetorical questions.
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The defendant used
their limitless resources,
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political and monetary, for financial gain
at the expense of public safety,
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-causing the deaths of innocent people.
-DENNIS: It's so wordy.
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They did this because they believed
they would not be held accountable.
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That their power shielded them
from very real consequences.
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But today, you, the jury,
can prove that's not the case.
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DENNIS: More smiles.
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Show them that they will
be held accountable,
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because those with the most power
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have the most to answer for.
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And you win the case.
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And you are not helpful here at all.
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This is gonna land better coming from me.
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Plenty of time to switch
things up and let me do the closing.
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Dennis, you don't know but I will kill you
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and Jen won't prosecute.
So I will get away with it.
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It's a conflict of interest.
I don't condone murder. Bye, Dennis.
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You're gonna listen to a paralegal
over a lawyer?
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Yeah.
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-This is unprofessional.
-That was so good.
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-It was so good.
-Seriously?
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How you used the weight of civic duty
during your closing argument?
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I almost cried during parts of it.
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Now top it off
with a savage Jen Walters look.
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What? I don't have a savage
Jen Walters look.
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There it is.
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-That was perfect.
-Okay. Really?
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-Do you think so?
-(CHUCKLING) Yes. Come on.
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It's amazing. It's so great.
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Jen, there is a reason why you were
handpicked to go against GLK and H, okay?
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The leveling up is happening.
This is good.
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My little genius is gonna be
a district attorney one day.
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Ah, maybe one day,
but right now I just need to
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-stick the landing on this case.
-You will.
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And if it doesn't go our way,
you can just Hulk out?
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Blow everyone's minds?
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Well, the only Hulking out I'm gonna do
is in the legal sense.
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Oh, no, Jen.
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-No?
-NIKKI: No, that's not funny, Jen.
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-I only tell it to you.
-Yeah.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-One sec.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Yeah, about that. Um, it's true.
I am a Hulk.
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Uh, and I'm guessing you won't be able to
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focus on this fun lawyer show
until you know all about that.
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So, let me get you up to speed.
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A few months ago, I went on a road trip
with my cousin Bruce.
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BRUCE: Yeah, and it worked.
I mean, my arm started to heal.
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-No one thought it was...
-JENNIFER: Yes, that Bruce.
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It's all because I made this little device
which keeps me in human form.
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That was the longest answer to
"what've you been up to" I've ever heard.
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-Well, you asked me, so I answered.
-(GRUNTS)
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(STUTTERS) What's up with this?
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-Cheetos and chopsticks?
-Yes.
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So you don't get Cheetos fingers.
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-My God. That's really smart.
-You're not the only genius in the family.
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No, there's also Ched.
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Okay. So, back to what
I was saying before, my theory.
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-Oh, God.
-Um,
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Steve Rogers did not have a girlfriend
before he went into the service.
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-Says who?
-The History Channel.
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So, he becomes Captain America.
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And from that moment on,
a symbol of America,
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he is rushed to the frontlines,
he becomes a war hero.
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-Then he is frozen in ice.
-Right.
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JENNIFER: So, based on everything
you've told me,
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after he gets unfrozen,
he goes from world-threatening disaster
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to world-threatening disaster.
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That's when he's not
a fugitive from the law, right?
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So it seems like
he was pretty, pretty busy.
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All you're doing is repeating everything
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that I've told you about
my friend and colleague.
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-Obviously, Captain America was a virgin.
-Look out!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(CAR HONKING)
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(INAUDIBLE)
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(GLASS BREAKING)
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(CRASHING)
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(GROANS)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(WHIMPERING)
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(GROANS)
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JENNIFER: Bruce.
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(BRUCE GROANING)
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(GRUNTING)
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-(BRUCE GROANS)
-Bruce.
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-(CLICKS)
-(JENNIFER SHUDDERS)
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(WHISPERING) Okay.
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Okay.
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BRUCE: No, Jen. Jen, I'm bleeding.
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The inhibitor.
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Jen, get away from me. I'm bleeding.
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-(JENNIFER PANTING)
-Get away.
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(RUMBLING)
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(BRUCE GRUNTING)
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(GROWLING)
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GASPS, SHUDDERING)
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(YELLING)
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(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BRUCE SCREAMING)
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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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(GASPS)
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(SNIFFLES)
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE)
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(SIGHS)
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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(POP MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
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(PANTING)
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(WATER RUNNING)
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(WOMEN LAUGHING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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-(GASPS)
-WOMAN 1: Ooh!
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Girl, what happened to you?
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Who did this to you?
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WOMAN 2: Are you okay?
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No judgments. Whoever did this
to you does not care about you.
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You do not need him. Or her. Or them.
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You need shoes. This is a public bathroom.
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WOMAN 2: Right. I got some here.
Take these. Right there.
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WOMAN 3: Put this on.
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Oh, thank you.
But I just need to get cleaned up.
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No need to put makeup on me.
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-Yes, you do.
-Do you have anywhere to go?
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I have to call my cousin to get me.
Can I borrow somebody's phone?
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ALL: Here. Sure. Here you go.
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-MAN 1: All right, we're out.
-Ladies' night was a bust.
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MAN 1: Take care, guys.
MAN 2: Where we goin', fellas?
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MAN 3: I don't know. He has the keys.
MAN 1: Hey.
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What's up?
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-How you doin'?
-Fine. Thank you.
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MAN 3: You with anyone?
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-I'm waiting for my ride.
-What's your name?
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-I think my boyfriend's coming.
-MAN 2: Oh, come on. Where you going?
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Let us keep you company.
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MAN 1: Hey, we're just being friendly.
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-Yeah. Where you going?
-So what? You too good to talk to us?
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(GRUNTS)
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(YELLS)
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(MEN SCREAMING)
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(THUDDING)
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(WIND BLOWING)
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(WIND BELL CHIMING)
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Hello?
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE)
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Hello?
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(SPANISH MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Hello?
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(MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY)
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Hello?
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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Good morning.
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Sorry. I thought I'd get
a little work done.
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You're Hulk again.
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Smart Hulk.
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-JENNIFER: Wow.
-(CHUCKLES)
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BRUCE: Yeah. I didn't come up with it.
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(STUTTERS) You never have a choice
with these names.
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-(SIGHS)
-Where are we?
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Mexico.
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Don't worry. I talked to your parents.
They know we're okay.
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This is where I spent
The Blip fixing myself
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and integrating
the Hulk-Banner identities.
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In this tiny beach house lab.
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah. Tony built it for me
a few years ago.
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-Tony Stark.
-Oh, right, right, right.
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He used to joke that it was a loaner,
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and that one day he'd just
swing by and take it back.
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(SMACKS LIPS)
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You okay?
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(INHALES SHARPLY)
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Wait.
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-Did we hit a spaceship?
-Yeah.
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Sakaaran Class-Eight courier craft.
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Probably trying to deliver a message.
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I gotta get to the bottom of that.
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You know, weird stuff just kinda
finds you when you're a Hulk.
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But first, we gotta deal with you.
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Me? What happened to me?
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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I changed.
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Look. (SIGHS)
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I'm sorry.
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I tried to warn you.
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My blood got into your system,
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and after the wreck,
you got a lethal dose of gamma radiation.
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Lethal?
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As in I'm gonna die?
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No, there is more to it
(STUTTERS) that I'm going to explain.
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That is not the sentence
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-to take a pause on, Bruce!
-BRUCE: Okay.
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Look. Look.
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You and I, we share a rare
combination of genetic factors
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that allow us to synthesize
gamma radiation
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into somethin' else.
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So I turn into a Hulk now, too.
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I've been analyzing your blood.
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And the way it synthesized gamma,
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I was able to use it
to completely heal my arm.
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Oh.
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Because I'm better than you?
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Mmm. It's basically different.
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In a better way.
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In conclusion, my arm is healed
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and now I'm able to be
my fully integrated self again.
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Smug Hulk.
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Smart Hulk.
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Well, it's pretty smug
to call yourself smart.
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I didn't come up with it.
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You use it. Implied endorsement.
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BRUCE: Don't lawyer me.
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So, now that I've actually
analyzed your blood samples...
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(WHIRRING)
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(LASERS FIRING)
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It's a bit dramatic.
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It's way too dangerous
to get out in the world,
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even if there's only a millionth percent
chance that it makes another one of us.
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Okay. You've analyzed everything.
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Now fix me. Get me back to normal.
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Jen, this is not goin' away.
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What do you mean?
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Give me that little device thing
that you had that kept you as Bruce.
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That device was a prototype.
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-It was calibrated to me...
-Great. Make me one.
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For me. Calibrate it to me.
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-I can't do it, Jen.
-Yes, you can.
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Jen, I have been struggling
with this for years.
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The best that I could do
was merge my two halves.
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Give it time in the lab,
we could possibly do the same for you.
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No. No. I don't want to be a Hulk.
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God. I just got my own office.
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-This is it.
-I have business cards.
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There is no goin' back
to what you were before.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh, what?
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Jen, what is it? What do you need?
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(SOFTLY) I need... (BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(STUTTERING)
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(SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING)
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You feeling better?
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Listen...
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I know this is hard to hear,
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but you're gonna have to change
the way you live your life now.
249
00:12:40,666 --> 00:12:44,000
Avoid stressful situations,
stay away from people and...
250
00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:46,541
I can't stay away from people.
How am I supposed to work?
251
00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:48,708
You can't go back to your job.
252
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:53,916
You stay here until you figure out
how to control your Hulk self.
253
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,416
Well, how long is that gonna take?
254
00:12:55,500 --> 00:13:00,083
(SIGHS) This is a multi-year journey
you're about to embark on,
255
00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:02,333
on coming to terms with being the Hulk.
256
00:13:02,416 --> 00:13:05,333
I traced all of my steps
through my evolution.
257
00:13:05,416 --> 00:13:09,000
I never thought that it would end up
being a syllabus, but here we are.
258
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,541
Now, with my help, hopefully,
259
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:14,416
your progress will go
a little bit faster than mine.
260
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,041
(SMACKS LIPS) You said "multi-year"?
261
00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:18,750
About 15 years, give or take.
262
00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:19,833
Fifteen years?
263
00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:22,291
Our top priority is to control
when you turn.
264
00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:23,375
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
265
00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:30,166
I thought the point was to prevent me
from turning into a Hulk.
266
00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:34,041
These transformations are triggered
by distressed emotional states
267
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:37,375
so we need to know the exact
threshold that causes it for you.
268
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:39,083
Ooh! Put on a Pixar movie.
269
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:42,708
When Bing Bong jumps out
of the wagon in Inside Out.
270
00:13:42,791 --> 00:13:43,958
Bing Bong. No. No.
271
00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:45,041
Stop.
272
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:46,500
I need to focus.
273
00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:49,041
The triggers are anger and fear.
274
00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:53,208
(SCOFFS) Those are, like, the baseline
of any woman just existing.
275
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,500
All right. Let's try this.
276
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:55,666
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
277
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:56,875
(WHIRRING)
278
00:13:56,958 --> 00:13:58,375
(POWERING UP SOUNDS)
279
00:13:58,458 --> 00:13:59,458
Bruce.
280
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:01,041
(SAWS WHIRRING)
281
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,666
It kinda feels like if I don't transform,
I'm gonna die.
282
00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:06,125
Do you have a plan B for that?
283
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,666
-(CHUCKLES) No.
-No?
284
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,625
Ha-ha. Not funny, Bruce.
285
00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:11,083
What, you're just gonna kill me?
286
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:13,708
-Put the helmet on! We need the data!
-This isn't gonna work!
287
00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:16,958
What do you normally use
this chamber for, you psychopath?
288
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:18,750
(MACHINE STOPS)
289
00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:21,166
-(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
-(CRASHING)
290
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:23,833
Yes! Yes. Yes.
291
00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:25,166
No. No.
292
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,916
-No, no, no.
-(GROWLS)
293
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000
No.
294
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:30,083
(YELLING)
295
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:31,791
No. No. No.
296
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,125
(GROWLING)
297
00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:34,625
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
298
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,333
Easy, girl. Easy.
299
00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:38,416
Easy.
300
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:41,083
Why are you talking to me
like I'm a stray horse?
301
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:42,458
Jen?
302
00:14:42,541 --> 00:14:43,541
Yeah?
303
00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:47,375
Wait. You're still Jen right now?
304
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:48,666
Yeah.
305
00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:50,750
And I'm conscious.
306
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:53,458
This is incredible.
You don't have an alter ego.
307
00:14:53,541 --> 00:14:55,166
You're the only one in there?
308
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:56,875
As far as I can tell.
309
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:58,666
BRUCE: This is huge, Jen.
310
00:14:58,750 --> 00:14:59,833
I think I'm jealous.
311
00:14:59,916 --> 00:15:01,916
Is that what I'm feeling? I'm feeling...
312
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,833
(INHALES SHARPLY) You don't have
another guy to wrestle with for 10 years.
313
00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:07,833
Cool.
314
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:09,708
Bruh.
315
00:15:09,791 --> 00:15:14,125
You know, that's about a million dollars'
worth of damage back there, by the way.
316
00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:18,750
(SIGHS) You really don't feel like there's
another hand on the wheel at all?
317
00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:21,833
(SIGHS) No.
318
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:23,583
It's just me.
319
00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:27,458
The first time, it was so intense I could
barely remember what was happening,
320
00:15:27,541 --> 00:15:31,166
but now it's like it settled in.
321
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,958
BRUCE: Hmm. Well,
322
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:37,583
I guess we can just skip all that, then.
323
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:41,000
Yeah, kinda seems like I'm done here.
324
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:43,041
(LAUGHS) Not so fast.
325
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:47,125
You still can't control
when you transform.
326
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:49,833
Okay, so how do I turn back into Jen?
327
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,250
How did you do it?
328
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:54,833
Usually, I fall out of a jet
or I get knocked out by a robot,
329
00:15:54,916 --> 00:15:56,125
and I'd wake up as Banner.
330
00:15:56,208 --> 00:16:00,250
Or Natasha, for a little while,
would tell me a lullaby.
331
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,333
Walk me through how that worked, again.
332
00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:04,875
I don't have a great explanation for it.
333
00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:08,250
Okay, it seems like the common thread,
though, is being unconscious.
334
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:09,416
Not necessarily.
335
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:12,250
One time, I was stuck
as the other guy for over two years.
336
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:14,791
That was in outer space.
337
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:18,458
-No, I can't stay like this for two years.
-BRUCE: I said "one time."
338
00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:20,250
Whoa.
339
00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:23,375
You have so much more
to learn about being a Hulk.
340
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:27,458
I don't think you have thought through
how dangerous this level of power is.
341
00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:30,041
Do you know the damage you can cause?
342
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:34,375
(EXHALES) I mean, one mistake,
one freak-out is literally life or death.
343
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:36,125
Okay, I'll be careful.
344
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:38,291
You can't be emotional.
345
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:40,083
Forget Hulk rage.
346
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:44,083
Just regular anger means
death and destruction for everything
347
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:45,250
and everyone around you.
348
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:48,791
And I'm telling you, when people start
seeing you as a monster,
349
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,333
that never goes away.
350
00:16:50,416 --> 00:16:51,625
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
351
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:52,750
Fine.
352
00:16:53,541 --> 00:16:57,041
Teach me how to Hulk, please.
353
00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:00,583
BRUCE: Dialectical behavioral therapy.
354
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:04,375
It allows us to hold two
opposing truths at the same time.
355
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:08,166
First, we're gonna practice some
mindfulness with a few yoga techniques.
356
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:11,291
I never thought you'd be into
all this mind-body-spirit stuff.
357
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:16,333
(EXHALES) Dialectical behavioral therapy
is an evidence-based psychotherapy.
358
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:18,250
It's clinical, not spiritual.
359
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:21,750
(INHALES DEEPLY) Let your thoughts
drift away, relax your neck,
360
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,458
bend your knees if that's comfortable,
361
00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:24,541
hold in your farts.
362
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,125
Namaste, all day.
363
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:27,625
It's more about presence.
364
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:30,291
About accepting the situation you're in.
365
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,916
Oh, I thought it was about
getting my butt tight as hell.
366
00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:34,291
Up top.
367
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:35,416
Gross, Jen. I'm your cousin.
368
00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:36,708
Close your eyes and breathe.
369
00:17:36,791 --> 00:17:37,791
Wow.
370
00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,916
I can see that you're not ready for DBT,
371
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,208
so why don't you get some rest,
and we'll change tactics in the morning?
372
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:45,708
-(BIRDS CHIRPING)
-(WAVES SPLASHING)
373
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:53,083
-(AIRHORN BLARING)
-(GASPS)
374
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:54,625
(YELLS) Wow.
375
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,583
Jesus. What the hell, man?
376
00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:58,916
Still in control?
No overwhelming feelings of rage?
377
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,166
No, a normal amount of rage!
378
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,500
You do revert back to Jen form
when you sleep.
379
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,125
Was the airhorn really necessary?
380
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:07,291
For comedy, absolutely.
381
00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:10,375
(LOUDLY) So, you're gonna need
to reinforce all your furniture.
382
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:14,666
Don't even think about moving to a place
with less than ten-foot ceilings.
383
00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:16,250
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Trust me.
384
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:17,583
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
385
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:25,833
You're gonna need two wardrobes,
one for Jen and one for your Hulk body.
386
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:27,625
Who's your best friend?
387
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:29,291
-Nikki.
-(IMITATES BUZZER SOUND)
388
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,375
Spandex.
389
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:32,625
Spandex is your best friend.
390
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:35,750
Boulder toss. Just gonna toss a boulder.
It's not a big deal.
391
00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:37,958
(THUDDING)
392
00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:40,625
-Me?
-Yeah, just grab a little boulder,
393
00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:42,708
-and take it easy on this first one.
-(JENNIFER GRUNTS)
394
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,208
(THUDDING)
395
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,541
Yes!
396
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:48,625
Yeah, yeah.
397
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:49,750
(GRUNTS)
398
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:51,750
(YELLS) Hi-yah!
399
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,750
-Very good.
-Just trying to show ya how it's done.
400
00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:57,083
-Well, I'm shown.
-Yeah?
401
00:18:58,916 --> 00:18:59,916
(BOTH GRUNTING)
402
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
(GROUND RUMBLING)
403
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:05,541
(YELLS GRUFFLY) Men! Men!
404
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:08,625
Being a Hulk asks for balance.
405
00:19:08,708 --> 00:19:10,166
(POP MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
406
00:19:15,541 --> 00:19:17,750
-Ground pound! (GRUNTS)
-(GROUND RUMBLING)
407
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,125
(RUMBLING)
408
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:24,916
(THUDDING)
409
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000
It's easy.
410
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:27,458
(YELPS)
411
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:28,958
Little punk.
412
00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:32,000
-(THUDDING)
-(GRUNTS)
413
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,416
Dick move.
414
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:34,500
Completely.
415
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,583
So, I'm clearly nailing it
at all of these things,
416
00:19:36,666 --> 00:19:38,916
when am I ever going
to use this as a lawyer?
417
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,791
Jen, when you have powers like this,
it's like putting a target on your back
418
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:44,416
-and all the people you care about.
-(SIGHS)
419
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,708
Cool. Yet another way my life is ruined.
420
00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:48,375
-Thanks, Bruce.
-All right.
421
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:51,708
All I've been doin' is showin' you
the downsides of being a Hulk,
422
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,458
but there are a few upsides.
423
00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:56,208
(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)
424
00:19:56,291 --> 00:20:00,333
Our bodies metabolize alcohol
at an incredibly fast rate.
425
00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:06,166
Which means that we can drink
so much and not get drunk.
426
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,500
(LIQUID POURING)
427
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,458
All buzz, no barf.
428
00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:12,541
That's good.
429
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,333
(BRUCE AND JENNIFER BELCHING)
430
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,041
-(BRUCE SIGHS)
-(LAUGHS)
431
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:23,708
-You built this bar by hand?
-Oh, yeah.
432
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,583
-That's impressive.
-Yeah, me and Tony.
433
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:31,083
Well, Tony mostly drank, just sat around,
like, complaining about Steve.
434
00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:32,916
Oh, Steve.
435
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,458
(BRUCE SIGHS)
436
00:20:34,541 --> 00:20:36,500
It was a good time during a hard time.
437
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,583
(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND)
438
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:41,875
To a good time during a hard time.
439
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:44,458
-(GLASS CLINKING)
-Drink to that.
440
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:51,666
(BOTH BELCHING)
441
00:20:52,791 --> 00:20:53,791
(BLENDER WHIRRING)
442
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:57,250
(GROANS) Bruce, you failed to mention that
443
00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:59,291
I'd have to deal
with a Hulk-sized hangover.
444
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:02,291
Ah, I'll have to put it in the binder.
445
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:04,541
-Ow!
-(CHUCKLES)
446
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:06,625
I'll see you out there.
447
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:08,833
(EXHALES)
448
00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:11,916
-(AIRHORN BLARES)
-(GRUNTS)
449
00:21:13,666 --> 00:21:15,708
Hear the waves breaking.
450
00:21:15,791 --> 00:21:16,791
(INHALES DEEPLY)
451
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,750
Feel the breaths. No judgment.
452
00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:20,291
(INHALES)
453
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:21,750
(HUMS)
454
00:21:25,541 --> 00:21:28,875
So, when do you think I can leave here?
455
00:21:28,958 --> 00:21:31,333
Let's just focus on each day
as they come, Jen.
456
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:32,958
-(HUMS)
-I mean,
457
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,708
I legitimately do have
a life to get back to.
458
00:21:35,791 --> 00:21:37,708
I know I've been
pushing you through a lot,
459
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:41,166
but being a superhero is a trial by fire.
460
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:44,000
Bruce, I'm not gonna be a superhero.
461
00:21:45,666 --> 00:21:47,583
What else ya gonna do as a Hulk?
462
00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:51,708
Return to my career that
I have spent years building,
463
00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:55,791
use my law degree that I'm still
paying off a fortune in student loans for.
464
00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:57,250
It's not one or the other, Jen.
465
00:21:57,333 --> 00:22:01,500
I am trying to show you that we can live
between what we want and what is.
466
00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:05,208
But we can't pretend like we aren't
two of the few people on Earth
467
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:06,750
that can actually protect her.
468
00:22:06,833 --> 00:22:11,000
Which is why we have to make sure
of your ability to tolerate the stress
469
00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:14,791
and regulate your emotions,
especially your anger.
470
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,875
Here's the thing, Bruce.
I'm great at controlling my anger.
471
00:22:17,958 --> 00:22:19,583
-Hmm.
-I do it all the time.
472
00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:22,875
(STUTTERS) When I'm catcalled
in the street,
473
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:27,458
when incompetent men explain
my own area of expertise to me.
474
00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:30,750
I do it pretty much every day
because if I don't,
475
00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:37,000
I will get called emotional, or difficult,
or might just literally get murdered.
476
00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:42,875
So I'm an expert at controlling my anger
because I do it infinitely more than you.
477
00:22:42,958 --> 00:22:47,500
So all of this just feels like
projecting a lot of shit onto me.
478
00:22:48,666 --> 00:22:49,708
See?
479
00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:51,666
No. I'm doing this.
480
00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:54,291
Okay, this is completely new territory.
481
00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:55,666
-(BRUCE CHUCKLES)
-(SIGHS)
482
00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:58,375
I guess I've outgrown your binder, cuz.
483
00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:00,500
Love you, Bruce, but I'm going home.
484
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,125
All right.
485
00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:03,916
BRUCE: Jen, why are you runnin' away?
486
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,500
-Jen.
-(GRUNTS) I'm gonna borrow the Jeep,
487
00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:09,083
take it back to LA,
and you can pick it up at my place.
488
00:23:09,166 --> 00:23:10,166
Jen, stop.
489
00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:11,916
Just stop and think it
through for a minute.
490
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,333
This is all I've been
thinking about, Bruce.
491
00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:18,291
I did your dialectical behavior therapy,
I can change back and forth,
492
00:23:18,375 --> 00:23:21,041
and I'm happy to now get back to my life.
493
00:23:21,125 --> 00:23:22,625
I know you didn't ask for this,
494
00:23:22,708 --> 00:23:26,166
but whether you like it or not,
you're now a superhero.
495
00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:29,791
And who's gonna protect the world
if it isn't people like us?
496
00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:31,333
Are you quoting a comic right now?
497
00:23:32,416 --> 00:23:36,416
I'm sorry. The idea of being a superhero
is not appealing to me.
498
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,500
I'm not you.
499
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,625
And I'm not gonna become you.
500
00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:43,166
I don't need to join some secret
government contractor squad
501
00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:45,958
and have my entire life
taken away from me.
502
00:23:46,041 --> 00:23:48,875
-My life wasn't taken away.
-Really?
503
00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:52,541
Oh, so you didn't wind up alone,
hiding away on some remote beach
504
00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:56,333
with no friends, no relationships,
never seeing your family,
505
00:23:56,416 --> 00:23:59,583
and definitely not dealing
with a decade's worth of trauma?
506
00:23:59,875 --> 00:24:01,791
Why would you want that for me, Bruce?
507
00:24:02,458 --> 00:24:03,875
You're a cautionary tale.
508
00:24:03,958 --> 00:24:06,500
That's the price you have to pay
for keeping the world safe.
509
00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:09,166
It's not wrong that
I am choosing to help people
510
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:11,333
in the way that I've always wanted to.
511
00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:15,291
I spent a lifetime running
from this aspect of myself.
512
00:24:15,375 --> 00:24:18,833
Denying half of your being
is no way to live, trust me.
513
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:19,916
-Goodbye.
-Okay.
514
00:24:21,166 --> 00:24:23,875
-What do you think you're doing?
-I'm asking you to reconsider.
515
00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:26,791
Done. Yes, I've reconsidered.
I'm still leaving.
516
00:24:26,875 --> 00:24:28,208
-(ENGINE STARTS)
-Jen, don't you dare.
517
00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:31,250
I'm serious.
518
00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:32,666
You're not the only one!
519
00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:35,541
What, you think you can just say
mean things and take off?
520
00:24:35,625 --> 00:24:37,250
-(YELLS) Yes!
-(ENGINE REVVING)
521
00:24:37,666 --> 00:24:38,916
(YELLING)
522
00:24:39,833 --> 00:24:41,625
(SCREAMING) Jen!
523
00:24:41,708 --> 00:24:42,833
-(RUMBLING)
-(THUDDING)
524
00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:45,875
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
525
00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:48,458
Bruce?
526
00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:50,583
(GRUNTS)
527
00:24:50,666 --> 00:24:51,666
(GROWLS)
528
00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:55,750
Dick move.
529
00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:57,708
I learned it from you.
530
00:24:57,791 --> 00:25:03,083
See, Jen, you're doing the best you can,
and you can do better.
531
00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:07,125
Enough dialectical behavioral bullshit!
532
00:25:08,083 --> 00:25:09,583
-(JENNIFER GRUNTS)
-(GROANING)
533
00:25:10,166 --> 00:25:11,250
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
534
00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:12,333
(KNUCKLES CRACKING)
535
00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:13,750
(GRUNTS)
536
00:25:14,583 --> 00:25:15,583
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
537
00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:18,208
-(JENNIFER GRUNTING)
-(GROANING)
538
00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:19,750
(YELLING)
539
00:25:20,125 --> 00:25:21,125
(THUDDING)
540
00:25:21,666 --> 00:25:22,750
(GRUNTING)
541
00:25:22,833 --> 00:25:24,000
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
542
00:25:24,208 --> 00:25:25,208
(BOTH GRUNTING)
543
00:25:27,583 --> 00:25:30,791
(SIGHS) For the record,
I really didn't wanna do this.
544
00:25:31,375 --> 00:25:32,375
(INHALES DEEPLY)
545
00:25:32,458 --> 00:25:33,583
(YELLING)
546
00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:34,958
-(THUDDING)
-(GRUNTING)
547
00:25:35,041 --> 00:25:36,041
(GROANING)
548
00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:38,000
BRUCE: Okay, I wanted to do it a little.
549
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:43,625
Why wouldn't you listen to someone
who's been through all of this before?
550
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,333
Because we're different people!
551
00:25:45,416 --> 00:25:47,416
-Lunkhead!
-Dummy!
552
00:25:48,291 --> 00:25:49,625
-(GRUNTS)
-(SCOFFS)
553
00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:51,708
(LAUGHS) That's all you got?
554
00:25:52,625 --> 00:25:53,958
-(GRUNTS)
-Ah!
555
00:25:55,958 --> 00:25:57,125
(WHOOSHING)
556
00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:58,916
(GRUNTING IN PAIN)
557
00:25:59,958 --> 00:26:01,166
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
558
00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:07,625
(BRUCE GROWLING)
559
00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:09,958
(CREAKING)
560
00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:13,083
(THUDDING)
561
00:26:14,291 --> 00:26:15,291
(YELLING)
562
00:26:20,833 --> 00:26:21,833
(GRUNTS)
563
00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:25,375
(THUDDING)
564
00:26:26,708 --> 00:26:27,708
(SCREAMING)
565
00:26:30,791 --> 00:26:32,125
(INHALES DEEPLY)
566
00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:33,375
(SCREAMING)
567
00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:34,625
(YELLING)
568
00:26:35,541 --> 00:26:36,541
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
569
00:26:41,958 --> 00:26:42,958
(CRASHING)
570
00:26:43,041 --> 00:26:44,958
-(BOTH GRUNTING)
-(JENNIFER PANTS)
571
00:26:45,541 --> 00:26:46,541
JENNIFER: Uh-oh.
572
00:26:48,125 --> 00:26:50,666
My bar!
573
00:26:51,125 --> 00:26:52,625
-Sorry.
-(BRUCE GRUNTING)
574
00:26:53,625 --> 00:26:54,833
You're fixing it.
575
00:26:54,958 --> 00:26:56,208
(SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING)
576
00:26:59,583 --> 00:27:03,166
So, if you wanna go back
to your life as a lawyer, I respect that.
577
00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:04,791
Thanks.
578
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:06,375
He doesn't mean that.
579
00:27:09,916 --> 00:27:11,250
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
580
00:27:19,125 --> 00:27:20,708
BRUCE: Mmm.
JENNIFER: Mmm-hmm.
581
00:27:23,333 --> 00:27:24,833
Hmm? Mmm.
582
00:27:26,708 --> 00:27:28,333
-Oh.
-(CHUCKLES)
583
00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:31,083
Just so you know, I'm the only
other person in the world
584
00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:32,750
that knows what you're going through.
585
00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:33,833
I know.
586
00:27:34,958 --> 00:27:38,750
-So, call me anytime.
-Thank you, Bruce. Thanks for everything.
587
00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:40,083
JENNIFER: Aw!
588
00:27:41,041 --> 00:27:43,916
And I'm sorry that I said a bunch
of harsh but very true things.
589
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:48,250
Wow, an apology that still doubles down
on a thing you're apologizing for.
590
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:49,541
That's very lawyerly.
591
00:27:49,625 --> 00:27:52,083
Yeah, I'm a much better lawyer
than I am a Hulk.
592
00:27:52,166 --> 00:27:53,958
Mmm. Now who's smug?
593
00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:56,625
Look.
594
00:27:57,125 --> 00:27:58,166
You change your mind,
595
00:27:58,791 --> 00:28:00,000
door never closes.
596
00:28:00,125 --> 00:28:01,125
Thanks.
597
00:28:01,208 --> 00:28:02,583
See you at the next family dinner.
598
00:28:02,666 --> 00:28:04,125
-(ENGINE STARTS)
-See ya, fuzzball.
599
00:28:04,208 --> 00:28:05,208
(SERENE MUSIC PLAYING)
600
00:28:08,416 --> 00:28:09,416
(ENGINE ACCELERATING)
601
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,291
JENNIFER: So that's how it all happened.
602
00:28:12,375 --> 00:28:14,416
And no crazy Hulk stuff since.
603
00:28:15,083 --> 00:28:19,291
So, now my family knows,
and Nikki knows, and you know.
604
00:28:19,375 --> 00:28:22,083
Basically, I was right,
and Bruce was wrong,
605
00:28:22,166 --> 00:28:24,375
and I never have to be a Hulk.
606
00:28:24,458 --> 00:28:27,791
Okay. So, now I'm gonna go win this case.
607
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:29,750
(WHISPERING) Lawyer show.
608
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:34,416
MALE LAWYER: I ask you to look
only at the facts of this case.
609
00:28:34,875 --> 00:28:39,291
You'll see that my client
was well within his right
610
00:28:39,375 --> 00:28:42,083
to protect his business interest.
611
00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:47,791
These accidental deaths
were an unfortunate byproduct
612
00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:49,500
of an ambitious expansion plan.
613
00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:52,500
Did my client know
lives would be endangered?
614
00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:57,083
That is debatable and depends
on your definition of knowing.
615
00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:59,875
-Don't screw this up, Walters.
-(CLICKS TONGUE)
616
00:29:00,583 --> 00:29:02,666
JUDGE: Ms Walters,
your closing argument?
617
00:29:07,166 --> 00:29:08,791
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...
618
00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:09,916
(EXPLOSION)
619
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,458
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
620
00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:12,916
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
621
00:29:13,791 --> 00:29:14,791
MAN 1: Oh, my God!
622
00:29:14,875 --> 00:29:16,000
(CRASHING)
623
00:29:16,083 --> 00:29:17,291
Seal the door!
624
00:29:17,375 --> 00:29:18,375
Don't move.
625
00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:19,833
You need to do your thing.
626
00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:22,583
-BAILIFF: Stop resisting.
-Right now in front of everybody?
627
00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:24,333
-Yes, yes.
-(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
628
00:29:24,458 --> 00:29:25,583
Come on.
629
00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:26,791
Civic duty.
630
00:29:28,125 --> 00:29:29,250
Jen. Come on.
631
00:29:29,375 --> 00:29:31,458
Oh, God, I really like this outfit.
632
00:29:31,541 --> 00:29:32,541
MAN 2: Help! Help!
633
00:29:32,625 --> 00:29:34,750
Jen. Shoes.
634
00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:36,375
-Right. Thank you.
-NIKKI: Okay.
635
00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:40,250
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
636
00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:41,500
(CLOTH RIPPING)
637
00:29:43,708 --> 00:29:44,708
(WOMAN 1 SCREAMING)
638
00:29:45,541 --> 00:29:46,583
Who the hell are you?
639
00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:49,125
Jennifer Walters, attorney at law.
640
00:29:49,208 --> 00:29:50,291
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
641
00:29:50,375 --> 00:29:51,375
(GRUNTS)
642
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:52,625
(GROWLING)
643
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,208
(THUDDING)
644
00:29:56,541 --> 00:29:57,625
(GRUNTING)
645
00:29:57,708 --> 00:29:58,708
(THUDDING)
646
00:29:58,791 --> 00:29:59,916
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
647
00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:09,750
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
648
00:30:21,416 --> 00:30:23,416
I'm ready to give my closing argument now.
649
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,375
(POP MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
650
00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:16,083
JENNIFER: (CRYING) It's just so sad.
651
00:32:16,625 --> 00:32:20,416
Steve Rogers did so much for his country
and he never got to experience sex.
652
00:32:20,833 --> 00:32:21,833
(CRYING)
653
00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:23,250
Did you see that ass?
654
00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:27,583
Like, that ass did not (CRIES)
deserve to die a virgin.
655
00:32:27,666 --> 00:32:29,416
It's, like, so sad.
656
00:32:30,125 --> 00:32:32,541
Steve Rogers is not a virgin.
657
00:32:32,625 --> 00:32:38,000
He lost his virginity to a girl
in 1943 on the USO tour.
658
00:32:38,416 --> 00:32:40,583
Yes. I knew it.
659
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:43,500
You're not drunk?
660
00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:45,916
Captain America...