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[rock music playing]
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Oh fuck. Can you believe this shit?
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Those rear echelon fuckers screwed up
and only gave me one sock.
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[laughs] Screwed up?
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Hey, the big green machine
does not make mistakes, Drew.
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[laughs]
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Oh yeah? Well, then, what am I
supposed to do with one sock?
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Hey, let me borrow that picture
of your sister and I'll show you.
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Fuck you.
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[rock music playing]
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[high-pitched drone]
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[gasps]
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[both scream]
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[snarling and growling]
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- [soldier screams]
- [gunshots]
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[reporter] The USO show.
What can you tell us about it?
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It's an honor to play for our boys.
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Mm-hmm. Well, what do you think
about the war they're fighting?
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Well, I'd just as soon keep
my personal views about that to myself.
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I'm just an entertainer,
so I'd rather not say.
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Walk with me.
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- Why didn't you just answer the question?
- About the war?
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Couple reasons.
Most of them being it's nobody's business.
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Come on. Look, you're a big deal.
People want to know what you think.
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And I've never understood why.
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[The Commander]
I can help you craft your message.
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- How's that sound?
- Like we're talking in circles here.
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Just think about it.
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Done.
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Ah, turns out I still don't want to.
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But if anybody
wants to talk about the show...
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Ooh, ooh, yeah. Speaking of.
How insanely great are they?
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[Elvis] Who? The strippers?
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[The Commander]
Uh, they're called dancers.
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For the show.
I designed the outfits myself.
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You really think it's a good idea to put
those ladies in front of a crowd of GIs
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who've been living in the jungle,
with each other only, for a year?
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It's called showmanship.
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No, it's actually called
a rhetorical question.
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Hello, hello. Am I interrupting?
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What the hell's Robert Goulet doing here?
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Oh, he didn't tell you?
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Why, I'm part of this USO show.
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Some might say the best part.
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Haven't the boys over here
been through enough already?
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I think a Tony Award-winning Broadway
star is just what the doctor ordered.
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That depends on the doctor, I guess.
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You know, I've got this kid
who mows my lawn, weapons-grade moron,
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been stuck in the sixth grade for years,
big fan of yours.
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He had one of your "rock and roll jingles"
playing on the radio the other day.
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Catchy, in places.
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Happen to remember
which one of my 18 number-one hits it was?
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Hard to tell.
Something about dogs or jail or something.
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It was all very confusing.
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- Thanks.
- [Robert] Ah, you're welcome.
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No. For reminding me why something
about you always kinda pisses me off.
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Well, jealousy manifests itself
in mysterious ways, doesn't it?
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Oh, and before I forget,
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welcome to TCB.
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So glad to have you on board.
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Wait, really?
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Oh God, no. They just told me to say that.
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[laughs]
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I don't give a shit.
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Fucking Goulet?
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What kind of half-assed operation
are you running here?
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Oh we're half-assed now?
That's an improvement.
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Love the strippers, by the way.
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They're not strippers. Fuck.
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Right. Sorry. "Med students."
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[ominous music playing]
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[feedback squeals]
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[The Commander] The Ia Drang Valley.
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Last week, several GIs were wounded there
in an unusual friendly fire incident.
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Highly unusual.
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Oh, what did I tell you
about interrupting my briefings?
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Uh...
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Ah.
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Don't. Ever.
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What else?
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Unless I don't like
my left testicle very much. Sir.
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That seems pretty self-explanatory.
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Also pretty specific.
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Okay, where was I? Right. Friendly fire.
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That incident,
along with signal intercepts,
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leads us to believe the weapon
you two saw at Altamont may be here now.
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What exactly are we dealing with here?
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A sonic weapon that turns people
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- primal.
- Primal?
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Well, if you're susceptible, yes.
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But the good news is,
it doesn't work on everybody.
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It's 50% effective.
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Works on only about half the people,
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give or take.
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Thus the math.
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You seem to know
an awful lot about this thing.
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Well, we experimented
with this technology years ago.
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Manipulating sound waves
to bypass the conscious mind
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and control the subconscious mind.
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Wait, are you talking about mind control?
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Yeah, great fucking idea.
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That's what I said!
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Uh, but we had some problems,
had to shut the program down.
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And now someone stole your little toy
and turned it into a weapon?
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Exactly. And you two
are going to get it back.
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You'll take a boat upriver and meet
a TCB contact who will take you in.
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Who's the contact?
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It's sort of a... surprise.
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Doyle, who clearly doesn't like having
a left ball, by the way, is correct.
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You'll find out when you get there.
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Well, just so long
as I'm back in time for the Jaycees.
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[CeCe] What the hell's a Jaycee?
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Junior Chamber of Commerce. The Jaycees.
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They're giving me
their Man of the Year award for,
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well, you know, obvious reasons.
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We'll do our best to get you there.
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Good, because not getting there
is not an option, ace.
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That is weird. [laughs]
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That sounded a lot like
you telling me what to do.
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Glad we're on the same page then.
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[chuckles]
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Let's be clear.
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I give the orders around here.
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You work for me, King.
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Oh, I think you're confusing me
with that guy over there
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whose balls you like to talk about.
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The ball thing
did fly off the rails a little bit.
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[mellow guitar music playing]
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[Scatter gibbering]
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[Bobby Ray] Hell yeah!
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[Bobby Ray laughs]
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Jesus! Hey, ever heard of this new thing
called not trying to fucking kill us?
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Relax.
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Let Bobby Ray have his fun.
He's not gonna get anybody killed.
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Oh that's right. We'll already be dead,
thanks to that shit show.
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[snarling]
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- [phone ringing]
- Uh, better half is calling.
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[clears throat]
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Hey there, honey. What you up to?
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Not much.
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Just cooking a little dinner for one.
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Yeah, sorry.
I know I've been gone a lot lately.
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Promise to find time for just you and me.
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I'm going to hold you to that.
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Please do.
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[screeches]
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[lows]
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Goddamn it, Scatter!
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Put that poor thing out of its misery.
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- Just try to have a good time.
- Will do, honey.
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[sighs]
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Not off to a strong start though.
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[The Commander] Heads up.
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[horn blares]
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[sighs]
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Thank you for that.
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Ah, let's be honest, Doyle.
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Given your job
and proximity to yours truly,
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the chances of you dying a horrible death
are pretty much through the roof.
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But not today, buddy. Not on the agenda.
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Okay, um, speaking of my job,
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have you perhaps given
any more thought to what I...
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- We've been over this, Doyle.
- Indeed, sir. But I...
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I know you want to be a field agent,
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but I need your clinically obsessive
organizational skills
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right where they are.
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Thank you, sir,
but being an agent is a dream of mine.
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[laughs]
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Then keep dreaming. Have fun with that.
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Because in real life,
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you're not what any rational human being
would call field agent material.
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- I'm sorry, buddy.
- Sir, if I may...
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And not just because you have
the muscle mass of a small child.
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It's because you lack awareness, Doyle.
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A field agent has to be
ready for anything.
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If a flying saucer lands
and a space dragon charges out
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to beat you to death
with a fucking strap-on,
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you have to be the guy
who saw that coming.
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Honestly, sir?
I think I might surprise you.
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- [horn blares]
- [grunts]
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Hmm.
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Then again, you might not.
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Any idea who this contact is
we're meeting?
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Nope. Just hope to hell
they know what they're doing.
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It'll be fine.
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Oh, you think so?
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Because you see this green shit
all around us? It's a fucking death trap.
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Take it easy, CeCe with an E.
It's just the jungle. Been around forever.
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Mm, so has typhus,
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which I bet, like,
half the mosquitoes here have, by the way.
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Hey, you do realize there's
a decent chance that's motor oil, right?
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[laughs]
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Well, he can have it,
because this baby's purring like a kitten.
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Hell, if I'd known the Army
was handing out hot shit like this,
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I probably wouldn't have dodged the draft.
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Excuse me?
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[Bobby Ray]
Was that a hell of a cannonball?
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[Elvis] You dodged the draft?
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Well, now, look here.
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I had three cousins who got drafted,
and only two and a half of them came back.
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Sorry to hear that.
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Look, they didn't really want me anyway
after I checked the box for gonorrhea.
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You faked having gonorrhea?
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No. I paid hookers to have sex with me
until I got gonorrhea.
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Actually took longer than you'd think.
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I'm disappointed in you, buddy.
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[CeCe] Come on. Can you blame the guy?
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This war is a horrible idea.
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Since when's trying to spread freedom
around the world a horrible idea?
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Uh, since the war stopped
being about that years ago.
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Now it's just shitty politicians shipping,
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if cannonball guy back there
is any indication,
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pretty hot guys
off to a fucking meat grinder.
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Well, maybe you should
jump on the next plane home
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and get a fucking job
getting high on burning American flags.
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[gibbering]
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[Elvis] No, goddamn it,
that's not a real job.
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[The Commander]
Tell me what you see.
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[Doyle, laughs] Well, at first glance,
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alarmingly little
in the low-carb department.
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Not the menu, you dumbass.
Awareness. Remember?
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What do you see around you?
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Oh yeah. Right.
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Well, we've got
some Army guys drinking at the...
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- [The Commander] Those are Marines.
- Hard to tell the difference.
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- Better not say that to them.
- Got it.
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Give me that, moron.
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Ah. No notes. Makes sense.
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Now, one of those Marines
isn't just a Marine.
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Right.
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Wait, what now?
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One of them is our secret contact.
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Nice! Which one?
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Hey, you're the one
that wants to be an agent.
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You tell me.
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- [Doyle] The big one with the mustache?
- [The Commander] Bingo.
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Holy shit, I did it!
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Wait.
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Why am I breathing so hard
all of a sudden?
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- Is that normal?
- Uh, not remotely.
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You should probably
see somebody about that.
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[Bobby Ray] Well, holy shit.
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Looks like the man upstairs finally
changed his mind about old Bobby Ray.
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Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
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- What?
- Our TCB contact.
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[Elvis] Who, her?
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Yeah, her. This is why the Commander
didn't tell us who our contact was.
248
00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:07,083
- There a problem?
- Several.
249
00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:09,208
Starting with the fact that she's my mom.
250
00:10:09,291 --> 00:10:10,375
[chuckles]
251
00:10:10,458 --> 00:10:12,333
Wait, seriously?
252
00:10:12,416 --> 00:10:14,291
Yeah, the rest kind of flows from there.
253
00:10:14,375 --> 00:10:16,583
One big river of Freudian shit.
254
00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:20,666
Oh CeCe.
255
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:21,750
Mom.
256
00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:23,208
You look great.
257
00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:25,791
Huh. Rare dose of positive reinforcement.
258
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,833
The bangs
are an interesting choice, though.
259
00:10:27,916 --> 00:10:29,375
And we're back.
260
00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:31,125
How long's it been? A year?
261
00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:32,208
Try four.
262
00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:34,666
Well, now you're just being ridiculous.
263
00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:35,583
[laughs]
264
00:10:35,666 --> 00:10:40,083
So, are you going to introduce me
to Mr. Tall, Dark, and Insanely Sexy?
265
00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:41,750
[gagging] Oh God.
266
00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:43,208
- You okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.
267
00:10:43,291 --> 00:10:45,208
Just throwing up in my mouth a bunch.
268
00:10:45,291 --> 00:10:47,250
Hi, I'm Elvis.
269
00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:48,875
Agent Roxanne Ryder.
270
00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:52,291
Otherwise known as CeCe's mom.
I'll be taking you guys in country.
271
00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:53,708
Well, CeCe's mom,
272
00:10:53,791 --> 00:10:56,958
I would have guessed younger sister,
but I'll take your word for it.
273
00:10:57,041 --> 00:11:00,833
Oh, so piercing blue eyes and charming?
274
00:11:00,916 --> 00:11:03,166
Well, that's a cocktail
I'd chug in the shower.
275
00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:05,208
Can you not, for once?
276
00:11:05,291 --> 00:11:08,833
You know, I actually put my name in
to be your partner, instead of CeCe.
277
00:11:08,916 --> 00:11:09,916
- I'm flattered.
- Mm-hmm.
278
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,916
Yeah. Because that's what moms do
when they're overly competitive
279
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,250
- with the daughter they never wanted.
- Ignore her.
280
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:17,958
And there's my childhood
in a two-word nutshell.
281
00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:20,478
[The Commander] Now, listen carefully.
282
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,625
I want you to quietly
slip this to our contact.
283
00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:27,791
This is your chance
to show me some tradecraft.
284
00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:29,333
I will not let you down, sir.
285
00:11:29,416 --> 00:11:30,875
Well, first time for everything.
286
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:31,958
I'm on it.
287
00:11:37,291 --> 00:11:38,833
Something I can help you with?
288
00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:41,291
What the hell?
289
00:11:41,916 --> 00:11:43,500
You having a seizure or something?
290
00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:45,333
Just read the note.
291
00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:52,208
"Dear asshole, is it true 'semper fi'
means 'douchebag' in Latin?"
292
00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:53,291
Huh.
293
00:11:53,791 --> 00:11:54,791
Wait, what?
294
00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:57,541
[man grunts]
295
00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:01,625
[grunting and shouting]
296
00:12:01,708 --> 00:12:02,833
[bottle shatters]
297
00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:11,583
[police siren wailing]
298
00:12:13,416 --> 00:12:14,708
[screams]
299
00:12:14,791 --> 00:12:17,125
Dynamite work, Doyle.
On your feet, soldier.
300
00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:19,250
[Doyle whimpers]
301
00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:27,625
So I take it TCB's
sort of the family business?
302
00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:29,416
Oh, we are definitely not a family.
303
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,000
Well, not in the traditional way.
304
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,458
Or any healthy way.
305
00:12:32,541 --> 00:12:37,375
But yes, I joined TCB right out of college
and had CeCe a few years later.
306
00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:40,250
[CeCe] But only after
rampant anonymous sex.
307
00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:42,250
[Roxanne] It wasn't anonymous.
308
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:44,500
Well, it is when you have
no idea who my dad is.
309
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:47,125
Well, that doesn't mean
he didn't have a name, pookie bear.
310
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:48,541
[chuckles]
311
00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:49,791
"Pookie bear"?
312
00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:52,000
Little nickname I called her
when she was growing up.
313
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:53,083
No, no. No, you didn't.
314
00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:56,208
You never called me any cute nicknames.
Stop pretending to be normal.
315
00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:58,851
- You were too young to remember.
- Oh, you know what? You're right.
316
00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:02,375
I do remember being called
a "pull-out method cautionary tale."
317
00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:07,791
Hey, I apologized for that
when we had dinner with what's-his-face.
318
00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:09,708
- Craig.
- Who's Craig?
319
00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:12,166
An old boyfriend.
I brought him to dinner one time.
320
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,125
Oh, and I remember
Mom brought her always-fun date,
321
00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:16,708
raging alcoholism.
322
00:13:16,791 --> 00:13:18,875
- Shh. Quiet.
- You quiet.
323
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:22,226
[Roxanne] The broadcast location's
on the other side of that clearing.
324
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:24,000
Oh great. Thank you. You can go now.
325
00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:26,916
Look, I get it. You don't want me around.
326
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,041
[mockingly] "I was a crappy mom."
327
00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:31,005
[in normal voice]
You want me to slit my wrists?
328
00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:32,041
No.
329
00:13:32,541 --> 00:13:34,875
But a tiny version of that
might be nice though.
330
00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:40,125
- Everybody stay low.
- Take your time.
331
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:42,500
Just enjoying the view.
332
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:43,916
Will you stop it?
333
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,458
What? The man's got
an ass like a French teenager.
334
00:13:46,541 --> 00:13:50,000
Well, I hate to put a crimp
in your plans, ma'am, but I'm married.
335
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:54,291
Yeah, okay. Trust me,
to her, that doesn't mean... Shit.
336
00:13:55,666 --> 00:13:56,666
Uh...
337
00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,005
You may want to hit the deck there,
pookie bear.
338
00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:01,041
[gunfire and artillery explosions]
339
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:06,166
- I'm not sure I'm cut out for this.
- Are you kidding me?
340
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:07,958
- You're doing great.
- Seriously?
341
00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:10,416
God, no! What are you, a fucking moron?
342
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,333
Sorry.
343
00:14:11,416 --> 00:14:12,583
Hey, look at me.
344
00:14:12,666 --> 00:14:15,083
First rule of being a field agent?
Never apologize.
345
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:16,000
Right.
346
00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:18,833
Second rule... See that guy
in the white suit across the street?
347
00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:23,750
Yeah, him.
I'm going to need you to kill him.
348
00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:25,041
Like, right now.
349
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,541
What? Now?
350
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,500
Well, maybe put some clothes on first.
351
00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:29,416
[laughs]
352
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,260
I wouldn't, but, you know,
most people would.
353
00:14:31,791 --> 00:14:33,208
[gunfire]
354
00:14:33,791 --> 00:14:35,375
[bombs whistle and explode]
355
00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:40,541
Please tell me Bobby Ray hears this and
is calling in some fucking air support.
356
00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:43,041
- Mm.
- Mm.
357
00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:44,375
- [distant gunfire]
- Mm!
358
00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:47,041
Know what?
I can barely even taste the napalm.
359
00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:48,666
[gunfire continuous]
360
00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:53,583
[grunting and panting]
361
00:14:53,666 --> 00:14:54,666
[sighs]
362
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:59,666
Okay, whoever said it sucks here
may have a point.
363
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,958
[ominous music playing]
364
00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:10,625
Who in the hell are those guys?
365
00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:14,375
[Roxanne] Don't know, but they are
definitely not from around here.
366
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,791
You two sit tight. Be right back.
367
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,041
- Cover me.
- On it.
368
00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:21,958
[suspenseful music playing]
369
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:26,333
[gunshot]
370
00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:30,958
So, whatever happened
to that boyfriend from dinner? Craig?
371
00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:32,875
You had sex with him in the bathroom.
372
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:34,198
- [Elvis grunts]
- [punch lands]
373
00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:57,708
Now that's what we in the business
like to call "done and done."
374
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:58,916
Which business?
375
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,125
It's a fucking cool line.
376
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:02,208
Don't overthink it.
377
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,708
Well, this calls for a celebration.
378
00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:06,166
Who's up for a few drinks?
379
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,500
And maybe a few bad decisions.
380
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:11,875
Jesus, Mom, you're getting
desperation all over his shirt.
381
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,333
- [powering up]
- What the...
382
00:16:14,416 --> 00:16:15,666
Cover your ears!
383
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,291
[high-pitch drone]
384
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000
[groaning]
385
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:25,791
[shrieks]
386
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:30,583
[gasps]
387
00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:32,541
Jesus Christ. You see that?
388
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:33,791
Turns 'em primal.
389
00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:35,875
We need to go after her.
390
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:37,666
Eh, do we though?
391
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:40,583
Oh damn it.
392
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:44,000
Vietcong tunnel network.
393
00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:45,666
Stay close.
394
00:16:46,666 --> 00:16:48,208
[buzzing]
395
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:54,041
[Roxanne grunting and panting]
396
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:55,791
[roars]
397
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:57,750
Yup. See? Told you she sucks.
398
00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,541
She's been infected by that device.
399
00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:02,708
Yeah, but she still sucks though,
is the takeaway here.
400
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:04,500
[yells]
401
00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:09,125
Okay, Captain Nice Guy. I got this.
402
00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:16,375
- [rumbling]
- [dirt sifting]
403
00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:17,458
What...
404
00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:19,416
What the hell happened?
405
00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:21,916
- [click]
- [rapid beeping]
406
00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:25,875
Don't move.
407
00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:27,708
- He's right.
- [explosive rumbles]
408
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:30,500
At least not till we're gone. Shall we?
409
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:31,625
Hang on, what?
410
00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:35,458
Wait, we're not leaving your mother here.
She's standing on a land mine.
411
00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:37,166
Listen to your sexy friend on this.
412
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,930
Oh, you know,
the mission comes first, Mom.
413
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,458
- You taught me that.
- I did?
414
00:17:40,541 --> 00:17:43,208
Of course not! You didn't teach me shit.
415
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:46,208
Just how to chain-smoke Pall Malls
and make vodka in the toilet.
416
00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:47,166
Jesus.
417
00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:49,625
But you can't leave me here, CeCe.
418
00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:52,208
Yeah? Give me one good reason why.
419
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:54,625
Because then you'll never know
who your father is.
420
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,291
- [explosion rumbles]
- Wait, you know?
421
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:57,208
Yeah.
422
00:17:57,291 --> 00:17:59,291
Well, why the fuck didn't you tell me?
423
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,375
I don't know, what do you want me to say?
424
00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:03,750
I don't know anything
about being a good mom?
425
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,500
No shit. Look at me.
426
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:07,958
I try to beat my own daughter
at everything she does
427
00:18:08,041 --> 00:18:09,958
for, like, basically no reason.
428
00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:12,083
Could it be it's because
I'm a walking reminder
429
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,958
of your fading beauty
and inevitable death?
430
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,250
I'm already standing
on a land mine, all right?
431
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:19,708
So I don't really need a slap in the face
while I'm at it.
432
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,500
[groans softly]
433
00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:25,083
[CeCe] Careful.
434
00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:28,416
[sighs]
435
00:18:28,916 --> 00:18:30,041
Thanks for that.
436
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:32,541
Ew. Don't thank me.
Just tell me who my dad is.
437
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:35,916
Oh, that. Oh yeah. No, I have no idea.
438
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,333
You fucking lied to me.
439
00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:41,166
Pretty much been lying to you
since you were in diapers. So...
440
00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:42,541
[laughs]
441
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,291
Feels kind of weird to stop now.
442
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,000
- [explosion]
- [dirt sifts]
443
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,416
[birds squawking]
444
00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,208
Sir, I don't think I can do this.
445
00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:00,625
That man over there
is a spy in the US Embassy.
446
00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:02,791
- And now it's your job to take him out.
- How?
447
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,500
With the fucking weapon I gave you.
448
00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:05,583
Weapon?
449
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:08,166
This? This is a salad fork.
450
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,666
A really, really shitty one!
451
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:10,750
Look at me. Look at me.
452
00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:15,000
I want you to think back to all the people
in your life who called you worthless.
453
00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:17,458
- A pathetic loser.
- Not sure this is helping.
454
00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:21,291
A sexless, one-nut nerd
destined for rock-fucking-bottom.
455
00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:24,708
Then you harness that anger,
and you show them how wrong they were.
456
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:27,250
[inhales and exhales heavily]
457
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,625
[high-pitched shriek]
458
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:33,791
[coughs and groans]
459
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:34,875
[Doyle] Safe word.
460
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,166
[Doyle groaning]
461
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:38,958
[ominous music playing]
462
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,416
E!
463
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,000
Jesus, boss. You okay?
464
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,583
Officially been better, buddy.
465
00:19:47,791 --> 00:19:49,541
♪ A hunk of burning love ♪
466
00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:52,916
♪ I'm just a hunk
A hunk of burning love ♪
467
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:55,958
♪ I'm just a hunk
A hunk of burning love ♪
468
00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:57,166
♪ Ah ♪
469
00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,166
♪ A hunk, a hunk of burning love ♪
470
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,541
♪ Ah ♪
471
00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:02,958
♪ Just a hunk
A hunk of burning love ♪
472
00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:05,125
[The Commander]
Oh, it's the scoop of the century.
473
00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:07,500
The report's got
a stupid long name though.
474
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:10,708
Just call it, uh,
the Pentagon Papers. Yeah.
475
00:20:10,791 --> 00:20:13,125
That's got a certain flair. I like that.
476
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:15,500
- [Elvis] Love you, boys. Stay safe.
- [audience cheering]
477
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,333
[fanfare playing]
478
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:18,625
[cheering]
479
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,458
[powering up]
480
00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:25,041
[high-pitched drone]
481
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:30,500
[screams]
482
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:35,916
[electricity crackles]
483
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:39,750
[snarling and roaring]
484
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,333
[hissing]
485
00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:46,083
Oh God, you and your fucking strip show.
486
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,458
Sonic weapon's backstage.
Somebody take it out, now!
487
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:54,166
[gibbering]
488
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:55,833
[hoarse gasping]
489
00:20:56,333 --> 00:21:00,083
♪ It's coming closer
The flames are now licking my body ♪
490
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:01,666
[Scatter cackles]
491
00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:06,791
♪ Won't you help me
Feel like I'm slipping away ♪
492
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:11,166
[women shrieking]
493
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,583
♪ My chest is a-heavin' ♪
494
00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:20,375
♪ Lord, have mercy
Burning the hole where I lay ♪
495
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,083
[both grunt]
496
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:25,250
♪ Your kisses lift me higher ♪
497
00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:28,541
♪ Like the sweet song of a choir... ♪
498
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:30,416
You guys, is it just me,
499
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:33,625
or is it hilarious
my mom's still down there somewhere?
500
00:21:34,416 --> 00:21:36,500
Oh. Okay. Just me. Got it.
501
00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:41,666
♪ I'm just a hunk
A hunk of burning love ♪
502
00:21:42,958 --> 00:21:44,125
The hell are you doing here?
503
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:45,500
Come on, you think I'd miss this
504
00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:48,125
when I'm the one who made sure
you won this stupid little award?
505
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:50,041
What? What's this?
506
00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:53,333
Oh, I just took the liberty of preparing
a few remarks, little punch-up for you.
507
00:21:53,416 --> 00:21:54,958
Touches on the war here and there.
508
00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:57,083
I told you how I feel about that.
509
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:59,333
[The Commander] I know you did.
But trust me on this.
510
00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:01,083
Thought we covered this the other day.
511
00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:02,250
Covered what?
512
00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:04,875
That I don't take orders from you.
513
00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:09,583
[applause]
514
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:14,541
[beeper buzzes]
515
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,416
[ominous music playing]
516
00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:20,750
[Morse code beeping]
517
00:22:29,791 --> 00:22:31,916
[Morse code fades to silence]