1 00:00:19,645 --> 00:00:21,647 I've always loved Christmas. 2 00:00:23,733 --> 00:00:25,860 Hot chocolate packets in your stockings, 3 00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:28,529 Christmas movie marathons, candles… 4 00:00:32,408 --> 00:00:36,496 No matter how poor we were, my mom always made Christmas good. 5 00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:41,584 I call it glitter magic. 6 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:47,757 Add a little sparkle to anything, and no one will see the ugly underneath. 7 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:55,264 -We could use some glitter magic. 8 00:01:01,938 --> 00:01:03,106 Merry Christmas. 9 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,954 Gonna drop this off at the police station. 10 00:01:19,163 --> 00:01:22,750 For the record, still not happy about the gun. 11 00:01:22,834 --> 00:01:24,377 She called me a monster. 12 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:30,383 She's a teenager, 13 00:01:31,384 --> 00:01:35,263 and she has a lot of angst and feelings 14 00:01:35,972 --> 00:01:37,348 which she shared, but… 15 00:01:39,058 --> 00:01:39,892 she loves you. 16 00:01:39,976 --> 00:01:41,686 She called me a monster. 17 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:43,938 -I know. 18 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:50,027 -Am I so terrible? -You're not terrible. 19 00:01:50,695 --> 00:01:52,071 I quite like you. 20 00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:52,989 Sometimes. 21 00:01:53,072 --> 00:01:55,533 Now, do you have any more of those hidden anywhere? 22 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,952 Strapped to your thigh maybe? Under the bed? 23 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:00,496 Who do you take me for, Whitey Bulger? 24 00:02:01,122 --> 00:02:04,292 -I heard you. No guns. -Sure. 25 00:02:06,377 --> 00:02:07,587 Okay. 26 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:10,756 Get up. 27 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:19,307 Hey, Austin, how would you like to participate 28 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:22,351 in a tradition that is… as old as me? 29 00:02:22,435 --> 00:02:23,853 A hundred years old? 30 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:27,899 Ha-ha. Yeah, very funny, laugh at Paul. Haze the new guy. 31 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:29,150 What's the tradition? 32 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:32,695 Every year, my dad and my brother and I go chop down a Christmas tree. 33 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:35,615 -With a weapon? With an axe, yes. 34 00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:37,909 -Can I use a laser? -Probably just an axe. 35 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:39,410 But what do you say, you in? 36 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:42,246 All right. And you can meet your new grandpa and uncle 37 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:44,498 before they come over for Christmas Eve dinner. 38 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:48,252 -What? -Are they rich? Ginny said they're rich. 39 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:52,173 I… I said, they're probably proper, you know, they use butter knives. 40 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:54,300 My place settings. I don't have butter knives. 41 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,178 Mm, Mom, it was just a joke. 42 00:02:57,261 --> 00:02:59,597 No, if they use butter knives, we should get butter knives. 43 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,767 I can assure all Millers that my family does not care about butter knives. 44 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,977 No, I want our dining room table really fancy, 45 00:03:05,061 --> 00:03:08,564 like that "first Christmas Martha Stewart had when she got out of jail" fancy. 46 00:03:08,648 --> 00:03:10,233 I want 'em to leave impressed, 47 00:03:10,316 --> 00:03:13,277 so they don't think I'm this terrible monster marrying their son. 48 00:03:13,945 --> 00:03:15,071 What she means, kids, 49 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:19,075 is that she would like to share the Christmas spirit with family. 50 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:26,791 Hey, Mom, why don't we go Christmas shopping in Boston? 51 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:30,127 -We can get butter knives there. -That's a great idea. You should go. 52 00:03:30,211 --> 00:03:31,087 Sure. 53 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:34,382 Besides, that way we could start our own tradition, since I didn't hear our invite 54 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:37,969 to the "mustache, manly, hee-haw, Paul Bunyan" Christmas tree destruction. 55 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,429 Yeah. I'm just gonna shower. 56 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:48,062 I broke Mom. 57 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:52,191 No, you didn't. She just needs a little bit of time, 58 00:03:52,984 --> 00:03:53,859 that's all. 59 00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:59,573 Just never seen her so sad. 60 00:03:59,657 --> 00:04:01,617 She'll be okay, she's a big girl. 61 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,328 I just don't want this to ruin Christmas. 62 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:06,205 You just don't want this to ruin Christmas? 63 00:04:06,831 --> 00:04:08,666 You sound like a Hallmark holiday movie. 64 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,419 -I love Hallmark holiday movies. -Yeah, okay, Tiny Tim. 65 00:04:12,378 --> 00:04:14,005 You are a cute little Tiny Tim. 66 00:04:14,714 --> 00:04:17,133 "I just don't want this to ruin Christmas." 67 00:04:18,384 --> 00:04:19,802 Have you talked to her? 68 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:21,220 Yeah, I've tried. 69 00:04:21,721 --> 00:04:23,180 She just says, "It's fine," 70 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,182 in a way that indicates it clearly isn't fine, 71 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:28,269 it never was fine, and it probably will never be fine again. 72 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:31,314 I'll keep trying. 73 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:33,941 You should. For Christmas. 74 00:04:34,692 --> 00:04:36,110 What do you have against Christmas? 75 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:37,903 Oh, the day that celebrates consumerism 76 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:40,781 and the heavy financial foot on the necks of the lower and middle class? 77 00:04:40,865 --> 00:04:42,825 Nothing. I love it. 78 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,744 -We're borrowing her. -She's needed. 79 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:45,745 Hello. Hi. Okay. 80 00:04:47,038 --> 00:04:49,081 We have a no return policy, so… 81 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:54,670 Bracia, you agreed, whatever Ginny says, you do. She's the decider. 82 00:04:54,754 --> 00:04:57,214 Yeah, that's because I know Ginny's not sadistic 83 00:04:57,298 --> 00:04:59,925 and doesn't want me to combust in a fire of cringy death. 84 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:04,055 Help me, okay? Our girl has an opportunity. 85 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:07,099 -She got Bryon for Secret Santa. -Ah. 86 00:05:07,183 --> 00:05:11,854 The gift could be a date, with her, where they actually hang out. 87 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:15,858 It's tickets to the Escape Room from a few years ago. 88 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:17,610 It's that, or a Patriots hat. 89 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:18,736 Much more sane. 90 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:19,862 Much less desperate. 91 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:22,823 Ginny, weigh in. I'm freaking out. Tickets or hat? 92 00:05:22,907 --> 00:05:24,158 Tickets, tickets. 93 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:28,371 Okay, okay. So normally, given my history, I'd be in favor of the hat. 94 00:05:28,454 --> 00:05:30,373 Burying all feelings for as long as possible, 95 00:05:30,456 --> 00:05:33,667 and marinating in your own toxins, and possibly dying of leaky gut. 96 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,003 See, I knew you'd choose hat. Thank God. 97 00:05:36,087 --> 00:05:38,589 But what you don't know is I'm a sap when it comes to Christmas. 98 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,841 I've seen The Muppet Christmas Carol eight million times, 99 00:05:40,925 --> 00:05:44,595 and peppermint hot chocolate is my favorite drink, so I say go tickets. 100 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,764 -Yes! -You really let me down. 101 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:50,476 Bracia, it's Christmas. Shoot your shot. Don't give Bryon a hat. 102 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,978 Christmas Ginny is scary. 103 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:58,275 -All right, I'll see you later. -Okay, bye. 104 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:12,998 Nick, can you start setting up the hot-chocolate station? 105 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:14,625 The burners need an out-of-the-way plug. 106 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:18,712 If this is what the North Pole is like, I truly hope the elves have unionized. 107 00:06:18,796 --> 00:06:20,506 -What's our ticket count? -A lot. 108 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:23,050 And there'll be more, 'cause we'll be selling at the door. 109 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:27,138 Great, now I'm speaking in rhyme, perfect. 110 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:31,058 -Also, I invited the women and children. -From the… Titanic? 111 00:06:31,142 --> 00:06:32,685 From the women and children's shelter. 112 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:35,312 If we're raising money for 'em, they might as well be invited. 113 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:36,647 Oh, why didn't I think of that? 114 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,733 Because no one thinks of the women and children. Ever. 115 00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:41,569 -Except for on the Titanic. -Okay. 116 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:44,572 Let's put the ornament-makin' station right over there, 117 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,949 the life-sized gingerbread house there, 118 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:49,201 Santa's throne on the stage, obviously-- 119 00:06:49,285 --> 00:06:51,912 -I'm sorry, Santa's throne? Go back. -Oh. 120 00:06:51,996 --> 00:06:53,372 I got something for you. 121 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:58,377 People can sit on your lap and tell you what they want changed about the town. 122 00:06:58,461 --> 00:07:01,630 -How's that different from any other day? -Now they'll be on your lap. 123 00:07:01,714 --> 00:07:05,509 -This is good, I like this. -Good, because for you I got… 124 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:07,970 -Oh. 125 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:11,765 -What is that offensive piece of felt? -The helpful elf. 126 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:15,603 Great. I'm glad I took out student loans for an Ivy League education. 127 00:07:15,686 --> 00:07:17,813 -Oh God, did I just see the shoes? 128 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:21,775 -Tell me they don't jingle. 129 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,527 -Okay. 130 00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:28,324 Oh, and the photo already has over a thousand likes. 131 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:30,159 -What photo? 132 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:34,580 -What is that? Is that from our bedroom? -Ooh, thirst trap. 133 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:37,374 No thirst traps on official mayoral communications. 134 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:39,543 I can't believe I have to clarify this. 135 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:41,795 -I'll take it down. -Deleting implies a mistake. 136 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:43,839 Before you get upset, you're up to 10,000 followers. 137 00:07:43,923 --> 00:07:45,257 It's workin'. 138 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:50,930 -But it won't happen again. -Yeah, wish I could believe that. 139 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:53,891 Take off your shirts and wrestle. 140 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:56,060 Whatever this is, leave it at home. 141 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,109 I have others I could've posted. 142 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:10,324 They're having a "consent" mistletoe kissing booth at the winter carnival. 143 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:13,953 Oh, Wellsbury wants to be so damn woke. 144 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:17,289 -I wish I had someone to kiss. -Oh yeah? Well, ho, ho, ho. 145 00:08:17,373 --> 00:08:19,291 Okay, I did something bad. I texted Sophie. 146 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:21,835 What? Oh no, let me see. 147 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:24,255 It wasn't anything crazy. 148 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:26,465 It was just, like, "Happy Holidays," you know? 149 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:30,386 "Hey, Sophie, I didn't wanna send you this on actual Christmas 150 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:33,055 and potentially ruin your holiday since we are evil exes and all, 151 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:37,142 but I did wanna reach out and let you know that I am thinking about you, 152 00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:38,727 and I'm wishing you the best." 153 00:08:38,811 --> 00:08:41,397 "I always smile when I think about our memories together, 154 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,440 and I genuinely hope everything is going well." 155 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:46,527 "No pressure to respond if you're at a different place." 156 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:50,322 "Life is weird. Merry Christmas." Oh, Max. 157 00:08:50,406 --> 00:08:52,533 Yep. I also liked a photo of her and Josh. 158 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:53,659 No, you didn't. 159 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:56,870 Yeah, I just want her to know that I'm, like, cool with her 160 00:08:56,954 --> 00:08:58,205 and her new relationship. 161 00:08:58,289 --> 00:08:59,540 Jesus. 162 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,835 Okay, how do you feel? 163 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:04,545 How do I feel? I feel dead. 164 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:06,547 I died inside, and my chest is decomposing, 165 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,132 and I don't remember joy. 166 00:09:13,304 --> 00:09:14,305 Do you want a donut? 167 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:16,849 Absolutely want a donut. Is that even a question? 168 00:09:16,932 --> 00:09:18,017 It says "rustic." 169 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,685 Hi. Hello. How are you? 170 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:20,603 -Hi. -Hey. 171 00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:23,772 Why are you so, mm… "Hello!"? 172 00:09:23,856 --> 00:09:26,317 It's Christmas. I love Christmas. 173 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,402 Are you doing that carnival thing tomorrow? 174 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:31,572 Yes, actually we all are. I told my mom that we'd be doing face painting. 175 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:34,617 Oh, come on. Can't we just enjoy our break? 176 00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:38,621 It's for, like, two hours. Plus, it's for kids from a shelter. 177 00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:40,873 Okay, can we just, like, give them money? 178 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:43,959 -No, that's a bit snobby. 179 00:09:44,043 --> 00:09:44,877 Eat the rich. 180 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,962 Bitch, you have a summer house, you are the rich. 181 00:09:47,046 --> 00:09:47,963 It's Christmas. 182 00:09:48,047 --> 00:09:51,342 Okay. I'm not even on break yet. I have one more rehearsal for Wellington. 183 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:54,011 Also, I hate Christmas, I hate love, and everything is shit. 184 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:59,391 Hunter, do you remember when we watched The Grinch in the seventh grade 185 00:09:59,475 --> 00:10:00,392 and you cried? 186 00:10:00,893 --> 00:10:02,895 -His heart grew. 187 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:06,649 Men can cry, Samantha. Grow up. 188 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,985 I know. I like reducing a man to tears. 189 00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:12,196 I like the power. 190 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,991 Okay, breaks over. Love you, mean it. 191 00:10:16,075 --> 00:10:17,576 "Hate you. Kidding." 192 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,244 Bye. 193 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:22,289 Um, bathroom. "Hate you." Whatever. 194 00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:27,086 You want one? 195 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,510 -Just a regular dollar bill, right? -Yeah. 196 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,470 -We are gonna fold it once. -Okay. 197 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,430 -Yeah. -We're gonna fold it twice. 198 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:40,599 -Yeah. -Third time's the charm, right? 199 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:43,435 -Yeah. -But we're gonna fold it a fourth time. 200 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:45,312 -Okay. -Put it in there. 201 00:10:45,396 --> 00:10:46,355 And… 202 00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:52,027 Whoa! 203 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,657 Austin… Do you guys see something behind Austin's ear? 204 00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:59,451 What… What is that? Hold it right-- 205 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,329 -There it is! 206 00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:05,332 Okay, everyone, get packed up. What do we say to Austin's dad? 207 00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:07,292 Thank you! 208 00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:09,378 -Bye, guys, have fun. -Bye! 209 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:10,671 -Thank you. 210 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,506 And that is for you. 211 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,846 Why didn't you want me to tell Mom you're here? 212 00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:24,059 Because what is a magician's number one rule? 213 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,187 Never tell the secrets. 214 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,898 Exactly. I'm just getting the lay of the land. 215 00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:33,485 Plus, I want it to be a big, fun Christmas surprise, right? 216 00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:35,362 See you, buddy. 217 00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:40,492 Oh. Ah, there you are. 218 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,871 It's Christmas-tree time. You ready? 219 00:11:46,165 --> 00:11:47,040 Come on! 220 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,379 -Bye! -Bye. 221 00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:01,346 This is so dope. 222 00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:06,310 I assumed you're a Pats fan because you play football. 223 00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:09,229 -Uh, you're my Secret Santa? -Yeah. 224 00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,857 This is great. Thanks. 225 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,694 Uh, you a big Pats fan? 226 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:18,071 We gotta go to a game. 227 00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,574 Yeah. Yeah, that could be fun. 228 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,034 Cool. 229 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,756 -I love it. -Well, hey, don't look at me. 230 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:38,634 I don't know who had you for Secret Santa. 231 00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:42,387 It's so you can create those imaginary worlds of yours. 232 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:53,982 Thank you. 233 00:12:58,987 --> 00:12:59,822 Hey. 234 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,158 -Wine? -No, thanks. 235 00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:04,701 I'm just here to get Ginny. 236 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,329 We're going shopping. 237 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:09,581 Isn't that fun? 238 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:15,629 Listen, she's just a kid. All right? She didn't mean any of that. 239 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:20,676 -Hey, Mom, I'm ready to go. -Let's go. 240 00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:25,138 I googled some places. 241 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:28,183 Newbury Street, if we have Paul's credit card. 242 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,275 Mom, I'm sorry about the poem. 243 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,902 I'm not doing this here, Virginia. 244 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:41,572 -I didn't mean to embarrass you. -I said I was fine. 245 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,700 You can't even look at me. 246 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:52,332 -Mom. -I feel like a fraud 99% of the time. 247 00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:55,711 I do not need your help, I assure you. 248 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,504 -Mom-- -I know. 249 00:13:57,588 --> 00:14:00,966 Life's hard, I'm terrible, you're sorry, it's fine. 250 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,385 Let's go shopping in Boston. 251 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:23,405 Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas. 252 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,865 -Gil. -Surprise. 253 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,618 What did you do? 254 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,453 Uh, Santa told me to bring these over. 255 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:09,743 Wow. This is… 256 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,832 Merry Christmas, G. 257 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:23,840 -Mm. -I thought you might like it. 258 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,051 I brought back three cases from South Africa. 259 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:29,096 I love South Africa. I've been twice. 260 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:31,390 Okay, worldly, check. 261 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,392 You have any upcoming trips planned? 262 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,978 I'm actually trying this new thing called "staying in one place." 263 00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:39,773 Oh, so you're typically more of, like, uh, rolling stone type then? 264 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:43,527 She asks with bated breath to the man that she just started dating… 265 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,988 …and kinda likes. 266 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,866 I, uh, was young when we had Ginny. 267 00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:53,870 I missed out on a lot of the day to day, you know, and it kills me. 268 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,374 Now she's a teenager, and I wanna be there. 269 00:15:58,375 --> 00:15:59,334 So I'm here. 270 00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:00,252 Mm. 271 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,462 Well, that's good. 272 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,965 -I'm here too. 273 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,426 So you kinda like me? 274 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:10,971 -I wanna see the bachelor pad! -Sorry, Dad, we were just nearby. 275 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:21,064 Uh, Simone, this is my daughter, Ginny, and her mom… 276 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,065 -Oh! -…Georgia. 277 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:24,776 "No one" Simone. 278 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:26,862 Oh! 279 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,239 Is that my nickname or… 280 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,409 No. No, sorry. Hi. 281 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,954 Yeah, hi. Good to meet ya. You're pretty. 282 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:39,166 The apartment, Zi, so good. Looks great. 283 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,126 Not… Not in a bachelor pad kind of way. 284 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:45,672 I wasn't trying to insinuate that you're a big bachelor or anything, 285 00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:46,798 'cause you're not. 286 00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:50,677 No, well, you are. I mean, we're not together. 287 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,096 I'm getting married. 288 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:57,809 Not a bachelor pad like you bring a lot of girls back here or anything, 'cause… 289 00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,144 That's not what I'm saying. 290 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:02,564 I have no idea, really, how many girls you would bring back here, 291 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,357 'cause how would I know? But I-- 292 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:07,736 -It's… probably just you. 293 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,034 -Okay, um-- -We should go. 294 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,579 -Sorry. -Yeah, we just stopped by to say hello. 295 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,499 Now we're gonna go. Which rhymes. 296 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,209 I keep rhyming. 297 00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:26,088 -Ginny, your poem is haunting me. -Poem? 298 00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:30,383 Nope, nope, let's not do that. I've got a lot to do. 299 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,845 I'm actually hosting the new future in-laws for… for Christmas Eve, so… 300 00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:37,099 You should come, Zion. Or both of ya. 301 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,477 Oh, thank you, but I'm actually gonna be with my family. 302 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,229 And I'm hosting my parents and Aunt Rayna. 303 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:46,108 -Bring 'em. Bring 'em on over. -What are you doing? 304 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:47,400 -I don't know. -Okay. 305 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:50,445 I mean, are you sure? Because I would love to spend Christmas Eve with Ginny. 306 00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:53,573 Am I sure? I just asked out loud, so I must be. 307 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,077 We're-- Uh, we're gonna go, so… 308 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:01,164 Oh, Ginny, it's… it's really good to meet you. 309 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,708 And, Georgia, thank you for… 310 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:06,002 Thank you for saying that I'm pretty. 311 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,964 -Cool. So I said that out loud? -You did. 312 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,930 That is not how I wanted you to meet Ginny. 313 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,934 No? Really? 'Cause I thought it went really well. 314 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:28,400 So… that's the ex, huh? 315 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,694 Yeah. 316 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:33,864 Interesting. 317 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,584 Well, what'd you find? 318 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,044 -She's a lawyer. 319 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,755 Also, she takes too many selfies for someone in her thirties. 320 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:54,176 She grew up in Boston, and went to Howard, then Harvard Law. 321 00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:57,179 She's got a cavapoo named Jacks. 322 00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:59,931 Mom, put the phone down. 323 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,392 You knew about Simone, didn't you? 324 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,729 If your daddy has a new girlfriend, you have to tell Mommy. 325 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,356 Or are you just trying to embarrass me at every turn? 326 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,608 Okay, that's not fair. 327 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,737 -Did somebody order a tree? 328 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:17,490 Wow, that is a real tree. 329 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:20,410 So much better than the fake trees Mom used to steal from the mall. 330 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:24,831 So how was Christmas shopping? 331 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:29,127 -You guys bought presents? 332 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,756 That kid is a little too comfortable with an axe. 333 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:38,511 Hey, so, uh, I may have invited Zion's parents to Christmas Eve. 334 00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:40,764 I'm sorry, what? 335 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,482 Presents, presents, presents. 336 00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:59,449 Come on. Get out under the blanket. 337 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:41,700 Austin! 338 00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:46,079 We're decorating the tree. 339 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,405 "Blood Eyes biker gang." 340 00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:24,784 "Money laundering, racketeering, 341 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,870 auto theft." What the-- 342 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:32,208 Same lawyer. 343 00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:47,182 Is everyone enjoying themselves? 344 00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:53,188 Wellsbury has some of the most generous and giving folks I've ever met. 345 00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:55,065 -Yeah. -And that's apparent today. 346 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,691 -Yeah, it is. 347 00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:59,235 As a thank you for your generosity, 348 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:02,614 I brought a surprise guest all the way from the North Pole. 349 00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:04,199 It's Santa Claus! 350 00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:09,162 Ho, ho, ho! 351 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:12,957 -Oh my God! I love Santa! 352 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,459 Hey! 353 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:19,422 I have taken a break from making toys to come help your mayor. 354 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,383 -Do you like that guy? 355 00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:23,218 Ho, ho, ho, very good! 356 00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:27,680 Well, if you have any wishes for Wellsbury, please come say hi to me, 357 00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:31,810 and I will do my best to pass it on to your mayor Rudolph-- Oops. 358 00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:34,604 -Mayor Randolph. 359 00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:38,400 -Happy Holidays! 360 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:53,248 -Do you like my gingerbread house? -Yeah, it's really cool. 361 00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:54,958 The icing looks like real snow. 362 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,836 -What's this? -It's a zombie Marcus made. 363 00:22:57,919 --> 00:23:01,798 He said that our gingerbread house exists in a post-apocalyptic world. 364 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:03,466 I see. 365 00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,760 Can I add a snowman? 366 00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:07,345 Yeah, put it next to the zombie. 367 00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,807 -All right, I'm gonna take off. -What? Why? 368 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:13,017 I'll come see you before I leave for Vermont. All right? 369 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:16,521 Bye, Austin. 370 00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:20,900 -Oh God. 371 00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:24,779 Hey. 372 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,657 He must really love you. 373 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,868 -This is so not his thing. -Christmas? 374 00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,203 -People. -Ah. 375 00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:34,998 Max, do you see my gingerbread house? 376 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,333 Ugh, like a beacon in the dark, my friend. 377 00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:42,589 Make sure to tell him all your wishes for Wellsbury. 378 00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:44,674 -Ho, ho, ho. -Hello, Santa. 379 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,676 Welcome. 380 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:02,442 You are always cropping up like a cold sore. 381 00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:06,112 -Georgia. -What are you doing here? 382 00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:08,114 -I'm here for Nick. -Bullshit. 383 00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:11,618 Nick's my friend, and he's starting to really care about you, 384 00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:14,871 'cause he doesn't know that you're not Jesse, the third-grade teacher 385 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:18,416 and that you're actually a low-budget Keith Mars here to ruin my day. 386 00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:23,505 Hey, your lawyer, Martin Guillory, 387 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:26,716 he handled the business with Kenny's estate for you, didn't he? 388 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:30,803 He was also your lawyer in New Orleans after your first husband went missing, 389 00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:34,599 and he has some very interesting ties with a biker gang 390 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:37,769 that has a history of criminal activity. 391 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,646 The Blood Eyes. 392 00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:44,108 I like this costume, yeah. 393 00:24:44,609 --> 00:24:46,152 I also like that tattoo of yours. 394 00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:49,739 I know there's a lot more in your past, Georgia Miller. 395 00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:51,407 I'm gonna find it. 396 00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:57,789 There's nothing to find. 397 00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:01,209 Here. Take care. 398 00:25:06,214 --> 00:25:07,799 -Hey. -Hey. 399 00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,187 Listen, Joe, the other night, 400 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,231 it was a mistake. 401 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:25,900 -Yeah, okay. -I just… 402 00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:30,863 I don't need any more complications in my life right now. 403 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,658 Yeah, I get that. 404 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,076 Good. 405 00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:38,162 Merry Christmas. 406 00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:52,885 Just-- Yeah. Just one second. I'll be right back. 407 00:25:58,433 --> 00:25:59,559 -Do me a favor. -Mm-hmm. 408 00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:00,643 Look at the line. 409 00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:10,486 Well, you are very popular with the moms, Santa. 410 00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:11,404 Mm-hmm. 411 00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:15,908 Can Mr. Claus and Mrs. Claus have a private conversation 412 00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:17,702 inside the gingerbread house, please? 413 00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:19,621 Mm-hmm. 414 00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:27,295 What's going on? 415 00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:29,464 What's going on? You post this-- 416 00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,967 You post a sexy photo of me without talking to me, 417 00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:35,386 and then you invite everyone to sit on my lap. 418 00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:37,305 You're making me a joke. 419 00:26:37,889 --> 00:26:40,600 Paul, when these women see the next election ballot 420 00:26:40,683 --> 00:26:43,102 and are feeling dumb 'cause no one knows what an alderman does, 421 00:26:43,186 --> 00:26:45,355 I promise you, they'll see the name Paul Randolph 422 00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:46,856 and punch that circle. 423 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:50,276 Do not do that. Do not talk to me like I don't know what I am doing. 424 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,153 I was the mayor before you got here. 425 00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:55,365 You work for me, and at the office, I am your boss. 426 00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:58,743 Okay, Mr. Mayor. 427 00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:00,203 I'm serious. 428 00:27:01,996 --> 00:27:04,707 -Are you? -I am serious. 429 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:06,584 But it's a little hard to be so serious 430 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:10,171 when I'm being disciplined by Santa in a gingerbread house. Okay? 431 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:17,762 -Is this about the gun? -This is about all of it, Georgia. 432 00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:22,350 The gun, the picture, this, the kids. 433 00:27:22,934 --> 00:27:26,396 I understand that you're going through a difficult time with Ginny right now, 434 00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:29,023 and you're allowed to be upset, but what I will not allow 435 00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:32,485 is for you to disrespect me, not at work, and not at home. 436 00:27:33,611 --> 00:27:35,780 I live there now, that is my house too, 437 00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:38,324 and I will not be disrespected in my own home. 438 00:27:38,408 --> 00:27:40,326 I mean, God, Georgia, I am-- 439 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:42,578 I am there, 440 00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:47,375 just waiting for you to let me in. 441 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,088 We are getting married. 442 00:27:54,048 --> 00:27:55,800 When is that going to happen? 443 00:27:58,094 --> 00:27:58,970 I'm sorry. 444 00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:29,917 Hey, how's it going? 445 00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:32,628 -Oh, consent is sexy. -It so is. 446 00:28:32,712 --> 00:28:33,629 I'm a big fan. 447 00:28:33,713 --> 00:28:36,215 Hey, Ginny. Max. Bracia. 448 00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:41,053 -The hat? -What? 449 00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:43,055 Coward. 450 00:28:43,139 --> 00:28:44,056 Oh my God. 451 00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:48,227 I will be right back. Silver. 452 00:28:48,311 --> 00:28:49,645 -Hey. -Max, hi. 453 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:52,899 Do you mind if we switch places? Because Sophie's next in line. 454 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,985 Um, yeah, sure. 455 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:57,904 Thank you so much. You are amazing. 456 00:28:58,488 --> 00:29:00,239 -Max. Max! -I'm taking this. Sorry. 457 00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:05,620 Max? 458 00:29:06,496 --> 00:29:08,080 Would you like a kiss? 459 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:10,249 No. 460 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:12,919 Sophie. 461 00:29:13,711 --> 00:29:16,798 -Why are you doing this? -It's just a chocolate. 462 00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:21,093 We're over, Max. I need you to accept that. 463 00:29:21,844 --> 00:29:27,016 Please, just… stop texting me and stop liking my shit on Instagram. 464 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:29,727 Please. 465 00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:33,147 Just stop. 466 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:49,038 I hate that we can't spend Christmas together. 467 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,623 I know.  468 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:53,167 Hey. Here. 469 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,011 My therapy notebook. 470 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,390 I didn't even realize it was missing. 471 00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:09,642 I wanted the outside to be worthy of the inside. 472 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:11,477 I didn't open it. 473 00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:16,732 The world sucks, but you are my favorite person. 474 00:30:18,234 --> 00:30:19,110 All you. 475 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:26,659 I love you, Virginia Miller. 476 00:30:27,785 --> 00:30:29,412 Today, tomorrow, forever. 477 00:30:33,249 --> 00:30:34,208 I love you, too. 478 00:30:35,626 --> 00:30:36,794 A lot. 479 00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:41,048 All right, I gotta go. 480 00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:44,510 Okay. Merry Christmas. 481 00:30:45,678 --> 00:30:46,846 Merry consumerism. 482 00:30:48,389 --> 00:30:49,432 Ooh. 483 00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:52,184 -I-- What are you smiling at? 484 00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:53,936 Nothing. 485 00:30:56,397 --> 00:30:58,858 I… 486 00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:02,653 -Need some help in there? -Oh no. No, I got it. 487 00:31:03,237 --> 00:31:05,865 Of course I need help! Paul's parents have never been here, 488 00:31:05,948 --> 00:31:09,118 and we gotta make sure Lynette thinks things are seasoned enough. 489 00:31:12,830 --> 00:31:15,124 Ooh. 490 00:31:21,005 --> 00:31:22,840 No bones. 491 00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:26,510 -Okay. Mom, get up. 492 00:31:26,594 --> 00:31:27,929 They're gonna be here soon. 493 00:31:28,429 --> 00:31:31,974 Paul's parents hate me, Zion's parents hate me, 494 00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:33,559 you hate me. 495 00:31:33,643 --> 00:31:35,478 I don't hate you. 496 00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:39,065 I'm struggling. 497 00:31:40,024 --> 00:31:42,652 I want you to understand. Don't… Don't you see? 498 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,363 -Didn't you hear the poem? 499 00:31:45,947 --> 00:31:47,615 Oh, I heard the poem. 500 00:31:50,493 --> 00:31:52,286 No, I don't think you did. 501 00:33:06,402 --> 00:33:08,362 Lynette, thanks again for coming last minute. 502 00:33:08,446 --> 00:33:13,034 Oh, it's never too late to invite me over to see my grandbaby. 503 00:33:13,117 --> 00:33:15,619 Lord knows I have had too many holidays without her. 504 00:33:17,955 --> 00:33:18,831 Well, okay. 505 00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:23,002 Now, that's a choice.  506 00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:27,798 Did you see the butter knives? 507 00:33:28,549 --> 00:33:29,675 Paul, how's the job? 508 00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:32,219 When are you gonna get out of Pleasantville, run for governor? 509 00:33:32,303 --> 00:33:34,013 When I decide the time is right, Dad. 510 00:33:34,764 --> 00:33:37,183 Paul just threw a… a big winter carnival 511 00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:39,226 for the Boston women and children's shelter. 512 00:33:39,310 --> 00:33:40,478 He raised over 50 grand. 513 00:33:40,561 --> 00:33:41,771 I saw the picture. 514 00:33:42,646 --> 00:33:43,689 Fifty grand? 515 00:33:43,773 --> 00:33:45,691 I'm needy. You got that money upstairs? 516 00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:52,239 Oh, and Georgia, how are you doing with the… the holidays? 517 00:33:52,323 --> 00:33:55,451 This is your first Christmas since your late husband passed, right? 518 00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:56,952 Yup. 519 00:33:57,787 --> 00:34:00,081 I am so sorry, I didn't realize. 520 00:34:00,164 --> 00:34:03,084 Was that Austin's dad? 521 00:34:03,918 --> 00:34:07,046 Uh, oh no. Austin's dad, um-- 522 00:34:07,129 --> 00:34:08,714 He's incarcerated. 523 00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:12,927 -Yes. Thank you, Lynette. 524 00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:14,970 That's awful. What for? 525 00:34:15,054 --> 00:34:17,473 Fraud, embezzlement… 526 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:18,474 Potatoes? 527 00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:27,691 Zion, uh, what is Simone doing for the holiday? 528 00:34:29,026 --> 00:34:32,279 Simone? Honey, who is Simone? 529 00:34:32,363 --> 00:34:33,989 She's a friend. 530 00:34:34,073 --> 00:34:36,826 Zion has a new lady friend. Let's talk about her instead. 531 00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:38,994 Is that the one you were telling me about at Blue Farm? 532 00:34:39,078 --> 00:34:40,621 How's that going, by the… 533 00:34:42,456 --> 00:34:44,959 -Uh, who wants to hear a joke? -I do. 534 00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:50,256 Great. Uh, what do you call a child who does not believe in Santa? 535 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:56,804 A rebel without a Claus. 536 00:34:58,389 --> 00:34:59,932 Good one. 537 00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:00,850 So, Zion… 538 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:03,727 …what does she do? 539 00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:07,189 -She's a criminal defense lawyer. -And you're keeping her a secret? 540 00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:09,900 -I'm not keeping her a secret. -Is she AKA? 541 00:35:09,984 --> 00:35:11,777 She's not a Divine Nine, Mom. 542 00:35:11,861 --> 00:35:13,654 Where did she go to school? 543 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:15,197 Howard and Harvard. 544 00:35:15,281 --> 00:35:19,618 There is nothing more important for a woman than a good education. 545 00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:24,540 Ginny, you must be applying to college soon. 546 00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:27,668 -What grade are you? -I'm just a sophomore. 547 00:35:27,751 --> 00:35:28,919 What about you, Austin? 548 00:35:29,003 --> 00:35:30,921 Where are you planning on going to college? 549 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:32,756 Is that another joke? 550 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,175 Oh, I never joke. 551 00:35:36,177 --> 00:35:39,138 You know, Ginny, Paul and I both went to Brown, 552 00:35:39,221 --> 00:35:42,725 so, um, technically, you'll be a legacy there. 553 00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:45,603 She also has an in at American. It's close to us. 554 00:35:45,686 --> 00:35:47,730 American. Great school. 555 00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:51,108 And she also has an in at Howard and at Spelman. 556 00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:53,485 Georgia, what about you? Where'd you go to school? 557 00:35:53,569 --> 00:35:55,279 Oh, Georgia never went to college. 558 00:35:57,656 --> 00:36:00,159 Lynette, it is like you are writing my biography. 559 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:03,120 -Mm. -Look around. 560 00:36:03,996 --> 00:36:06,248 It was hard, but I got 'em here. 561 00:36:06,874 --> 00:36:08,167 I did it. 562 00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:10,336 It didn't have to be that hard. 563 00:36:10,419 --> 00:36:12,588 -We offered you everything. 564 00:36:13,297 --> 00:36:16,884 We wanted to support you. You could have had a very good life. 565 00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:19,553 Ginny could have had a very good life, 566 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,598 but instead of letting us help you, 567 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:26,227 you took my grandbaby and put her through God knows what. 568 00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:34,401 I'm just gonna grab some more wine. 569 00:36:34,485 --> 00:36:37,321 Or my GED. I'll be back. 570 00:36:52,795 --> 00:36:53,671 Mom. 571 00:36:54,296 --> 00:36:56,298 Not you, not right now. 572 00:36:58,467 --> 00:36:59,385 Mom. 573 00:36:59,468 --> 00:37:00,719 I need you not to talk to me, 574 00:37:00,803 --> 00:37:03,514 or I'm gonna cry in front of all those people, okay? 575 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:11,855 Hey, Peach. 576 00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:17,611 She's right, and that's what kills me. 577 00:37:17,695 --> 00:37:21,282 I never should have run off. I mean, it didn't have to be as bad as it was. 578 00:37:21,365 --> 00:37:24,743 -It was a long time ago. -And now I've ruined Ginny. 579 00:37:25,327 --> 00:37:27,997 -Come on, no. -She is so brilliant, Zion. 580 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:31,542 She has a gift. Her words are beautiful. 581 00:37:32,126 --> 00:37:33,711 Cutting, 582 00:37:34,545 --> 00:37:35,713 but beautiful. 583 00:37:35,796 --> 00:37:37,923 This isn't how it's supposed to be. 584 00:37:41,802 --> 00:37:42,886 I'll take it from here. 585 00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:47,099 -There you go. 586 00:37:48,434 --> 00:37:51,478 I don't wanna go back in there, and you can't make me, 587 00:37:51,562 --> 00:37:52,980 even if you are mad at me. 588 00:37:53,522 --> 00:37:55,316 -Georgia-- -I need some air. 589 00:38:30,142 --> 00:38:32,269 Are you up here alone 'cause you're mad at Grandma? 590 00:38:33,896 --> 00:38:35,397 I'm not mad at you, Gram. 591 00:38:36,357 --> 00:38:38,067 I just wish you didn't hate Mom. 592 00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:40,194 I don't hate her. 593 00:38:41,737 --> 00:38:42,863 You hate her a little. 594 00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:45,824 I am mad at her a little. 595 00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:50,829 I spend a lot of time wondering about you, 596 00:38:51,747 --> 00:38:53,123 how your life is going, 597 00:38:54,416 --> 00:38:57,586 and I wanna make sure you know you have family you can talk to 598 00:38:58,504 --> 00:39:00,839 about things your mom doesn't understand. 599 00:39:00,923 --> 00:39:01,799 Okay? 600 00:39:04,051 --> 00:39:05,219 Okay. 601 00:39:05,302 --> 00:39:09,056 If you ever need anything, you just give us a call. 602 00:39:09,890 --> 00:39:12,184 I have that new fancy iPhone. 603 00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:14,728 -Okay? I know how to text. 604 00:39:14,812 --> 00:39:17,398 -Mm. Oh. -I can even JIF or GIF. 605 00:39:17,481 --> 00:39:19,024 -Or just-- Wha-- -Debatable. 606 00:39:19,108 --> 00:39:21,318 -Come here. 607 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:26,782 -Oh, I just love you. -I love you too. 608 00:39:29,785 --> 00:39:31,745 -Hi, friend. -Wha-- What? 609 00:39:31,829 --> 00:39:35,290 Why are you-- Ginny said you were hosting some big Christmas Eve dinner. 610 00:39:35,374 --> 00:39:37,584 That's going super-duper well. 611 00:39:38,252 --> 00:39:39,920 Okay. 612 00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:41,296 -Yeah. -Okay. 613 00:39:42,214 --> 00:39:44,466 I was driving by, I saw you in the window. 614 00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:47,010 Why are you here on Christmas Eve all alone and sad? 615 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:48,595 I'm not sad. 616 00:39:48,679 --> 00:39:49,972 You look sad. 617 00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:54,601 What, do you hate your parents? Do all kids just hate their parents? 618 00:39:54,685 --> 00:39:56,895 -I'm fond of mine. -Of course you are. 619 00:40:00,190 --> 00:40:02,693 When Ginny was young, 620 00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:05,446 we'd watch Christmas movies, and I'd think, 621 00:40:06,363 --> 00:40:08,782 "One day, I'm gonna have a Merry Christmas like that." 622 00:40:09,408 --> 00:40:11,994 "A perfectly set table, no money trouble." 623 00:40:16,707 --> 00:40:19,042 I mean, that's a strategy that always works, 624 00:40:19,126 --> 00:40:21,879 modeling happiness after million-dollar-budget movies. 625 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:26,758 You know, I really thought I could do it. 626 00:40:27,259 --> 00:40:31,597 Live here, have the perfect wedding, perfect life, be happy. 627 00:40:35,726 --> 00:40:39,438 You know, the enemy of happiness is wanting things. 628 00:40:50,908 --> 00:40:52,576 Why aren't you with family? 629 00:40:53,494 --> 00:40:55,787 Uh, well, my parents live out in California, 630 00:40:55,871 --> 00:40:59,041 so I'll spend New Year's out there with them and my sister. 631 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:00,667 I didn't know you had a sister. 632 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,046 I actually don't know much about you. 633 00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:05,422 No, you don't. 634 00:41:09,176 --> 00:41:10,928 I have an older sister, Sasha. 635 00:41:11,011 --> 00:41:12,679 Actually, you remind me of her. 636 00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:14,681 She's gorgeous and talented. 637 00:41:14,765 --> 00:41:16,141 Eh, she's bossy. 638 00:41:18,936 --> 00:41:20,604 You know what I like about you, Joe? 639 00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:24,399 What do you like about me? 640 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:27,110 I never feel like you're judging me. 641 00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:35,536 Well, then you are missing it, 'cause I'm judging you all the time. 642 00:41:50,717 --> 00:41:53,720 Thank you. I needed this, Joe. 643 00:41:54,888 --> 00:41:56,139 Have a merry Christmas. 644 00:42:02,646 --> 00:42:06,400 You know, I always had this dream I'd ride away from all my problems 645 00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:08,569 on a beautiful white horse. 646 00:42:09,903 --> 00:42:11,113 I always loved horses, 647 00:42:12,406 --> 00:42:13,740 even as a little girl. 648 00:42:24,835 --> 00:42:27,129 -Yeah, I remember. 649 00:42:29,381 --> 00:42:31,842 Wanna know why the holidays scream and shout at me? 650 00:42:31,925 --> 00:42:36,179 It's always the same. Moment after moment, it's all the same. 651 00:42:36,930 --> 00:42:40,851 Then the stretch of unwavering, unbreaking stretch of time. 652 00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:45,439 Other people are cheerful at Christmas, full of hope and hot chocolate. 653 00:42:45,522 --> 00:42:46,898 -No. 654 00:42:46,982 --> 00:42:49,234 Christmas is the time that harks my failures. 655 00:42:51,528 --> 00:42:53,822 Santa points a big spotlight on George Jones saying, 656 00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:57,284 "Hey you, George Jones, you're not good enough." 657 00:42:57,367 --> 00:43:00,078 George, don't you love me? 658 00:43:00,162 --> 00:43:02,831 Ah, Mary, of course I love you. 659 00:43:03,624 --> 00:43:05,917 I love you so much it's bursting out of me. 660 00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:17,471 I don't need Christmas. 661 00:43:18,221 --> 00:43:19,139 I need you. 662 00:43:24,019 --> 00:43:24,936 We're closed. 663 00:43:33,362 --> 00:43:34,363 Hi. 664 00:44:41,263 --> 00:44:44,641 Whoa, a Battleship! I love being rich. Thanks, Paul. 665 00:44:49,354 --> 00:44:51,773 Austin, did you paint this? 666 00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:54,735 Marcus and I painted all your presents together. 667 00:44:56,653 --> 00:44:57,696 Thank you. 668 00:45:01,283 --> 00:45:04,202 And this… 669 00:45:05,746 --> 00:45:06,663 …is for you. 670 00:45:11,376 --> 00:45:12,502 The Mount? 671 00:45:13,545 --> 00:45:16,548 But how? It's been booked up for months. 672 00:45:16,631 --> 00:45:18,717 Their next avail is two years from now. 673 00:45:19,259 --> 00:45:20,093 I'm the mayor. 674 00:45:24,431 --> 00:45:27,100 -Merry Christmas. -Thank you. 675 00:45:27,184 --> 00:45:29,603 -Guys, watch this. 676 00:45:41,531 --> 00:45:43,033 -What? 677 00:45:44,159 --> 00:45:46,203 -What? Where did-- -Wow. 678 00:45:46,286 --> 00:45:47,287 Bravo. 679 00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:49,623 Good job, Austin. 680 00:45:49,706 --> 00:45:51,875 Oh, and Battleship-- 681 00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:53,418 -What's that? -Oh, Battleship… 682 00:45:57,005 --> 00:45:57,881 Gil. 683 00:45:58,548 --> 00:45:59,925 Merry Christmas, G. 684 00:46:00,008 --> 00:46:01,134 Shit. 685 00:46:04,054 --> 00:46:06,932 Thank you so much. It's good to see you again, Gil. 686 00:46:07,015 --> 00:46:11,728 You know, I have to admit I had no idea what to get a teenage girl. 687 00:46:12,312 --> 00:46:15,732 Last time I saw you, all you wanted to do was watch Teen Titans. 688 00:46:15,816 --> 00:46:17,818 Wow, Dad, I love it! 689 00:46:17,901 --> 00:46:19,110 I am so glad, kid. 690 00:46:19,820 --> 00:46:20,987 When'd you get out? 691 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:23,698 Come on, G-- 692 00:46:23,782 --> 00:46:25,575 Mom, it was a surprise. 693 00:46:25,659 --> 00:46:28,995 When Daddy shows up in town, we tell Mommy. 694 00:46:29,079 --> 00:46:30,121 Okay? 695 00:46:31,331 --> 00:46:32,624 Don't be like that. 696 00:46:37,045 --> 00:46:38,004 Hey. 697 00:46:40,882 --> 00:46:41,925 I don't want it. 698 00:46:57,274 --> 00:46:58,149 Thanks. 699 00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:02,571 You want him to leave now? 700 00:47:04,197 --> 00:47:06,575 Wait, look-- I'm sorry, I'm-- 701 00:47:06,658 --> 00:47:08,326 I didn't come here to crash your holiday. 702 00:47:08,410 --> 00:47:11,204 I just-- I wanted to say hello to my son on Christmas. 703 00:47:12,497 --> 00:47:16,376 Sometimes, it's better to apologize after than to ask for permission before. 704 00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:19,713 I don't know. I think the permission thing has value. 705 00:47:21,089 --> 00:47:22,257 Yeah. 706 00:47:25,385 --> 00:47:27,721 Daddy, you sure you don't wanna come sledding? 707 00:47:27,804 --> 00:47:31,141 No, kid, you go. I'm gonna say goodbye to your mom. 708 00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:35,186 Give your old man a hug. 709 00:47:36,813 --> 00:47:37,647 Have fun. 710 00:47:44,321 --> 00:47:46,197 -Georgia, I've changed. -Good. 711 00:47:47,115 --> 00:47:48,283 You needed to. 712 00:47:49,075 --> 00:47:50,744 Huh. 713 00:48:29,574 --> 00:48:30,909 -Come on, come on. 714 00:48:30,992 --> 00:48:32,410 Come on. 715 00:48:33,370 --> 00:48:34,329 Georgia? 716 00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:36,164 Ginny burns herself, Zion. 717 00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:39,459 Our little girl, she takes a lighter and she burns herself. 718 00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:42,379 I found her notebook. It's all in there. 719 00:48:47,676 --> 00:48:51,554 Well, we have to do something! We gotta help her. 720 00:48:51,638 --> 00:48:52,555 I know. 721 00:48:53,598 --> 00:48:55,100 -I know. Uh-- - You know? 722 00:48:55,684 --> 00:48:56,893 What do you mean you know? 723 00:48:57,477 --> 00:49:01,523 She-- She's in therapy. She wants to get better. 724 00:49:03,149 --> 00:49:04,192 You knew? 725 00:49:05,485 --> 00:49:07,278 You knew about this? 726 00:49:07,362 --> 00:49:08,196 Georg-- 727 00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:15,453 Show me. 728 00:49:16,496 --> 00:49:17,372 What? 729 00:49:18,206 --> 00:49:19,332 Show me. 730 00:49:23,044 --> 00:49:25,213 -Mom? -You burn yourself? 731 00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:27,465 -Mom. What are you doing? -Show me! 732 00:49:27,549 --> 00:49:28,591 -Where? -Stop. 733 00:49:28,675 --> 00:49:30,176 -Where do you do it? -Get off me. 734 00:49:30,260 --> 00:49:31,553 -I wanna see. -Stop! 735 00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:34,514 -Where? -Mom, get off of me! 736 00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:41,438 Fine! You wanna see? 737 00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:55,493 How long have you been doing that? 738 00:50:01,082 --> 00:50:04,377 -Mom, I don't want you to cry. -I don't understand. 739 00:50:04,461 --> 00:50:08,131 Why? Why would you do that to yourself? 740 00:50:09,174 --> 00:50:13,470 -Is it me? Is it because of me? -No, it's not that simple. 741 00:50:13,553 --> 00:50:14,721 Is it Kenny? 742 00:50:14,804 --> 00:50:16,848 It's heavy, I know that. 743 00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:20,351 I tried to keep you from it. I tried to protect you. 744 00:50:20,435 --> 00:50:22,771 I've only ever wanted to protect you. 745 00:50:22,854 --> 00:50:24,773 -No, it started before that. 746 00:50:25,565 --> 00:50:26,983 My beautiful girl. 747 00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:33,323 My special, miracle baby girl. Why? 748 00:50:33,990 --> 00:50:35,575 Why would you do that? 749 00:50:41,039 --> 00:50:42,957 I hate it. 750 00:50:44,042 --> 00:50:46,461 -I wanna stop. -Oh. 751 00:51:01,434 --> 00:51:03,269 -Come here. 752 00:51:13,696 --> 00:51:16,950 I am so sorry that I missed this. 753 00:51:18,618 --> 00:51:20,578 I'm just so sorry, Peach. 754 00:51:22,038 --> 00:51:23,957 -For everything. 755 00:51:26,459 --> 00:51:28,795 Give it to me, okay? 756 00:51:30,505 --> 00:51:32,507 You give all that pain to me. 757 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:34,801 I can handle it. 758 00:51:35,552 --> 00:51:36,970 -Come here. 759 00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:42,058 -I'm here, okay? 760 00:51:42,142 --> 00:51:43,268 I'm here. 761 00:51:43,977 --> 00:51:47,188 -I'm here. 762 00:51:50,024 --> 00:51:50,859 Come here. 763 00:51:53,820 --> 00:51:58,449 -I'm sorry I… I ruined Christmas. 764 00:52:01,244 --> 00:52:04,038 Christmas was ruined way before this. 765 00:52:04,122 --> 00:52:06,958 -This is us. 766 00:52:10,044 --> 00:52:13,756 A very merry Ginny and Georgia Christmas special. 767 00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:14,799 Right?