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‎她是我媽

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‎我愛她，現在我必須保護她

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‎激情或權力

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‎人生是一場遊戲
‎美貌則是重炮機關槍

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‎永遠不要回頭，只能往前看

6
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‎人生就像戰場，不能相信任何人

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‎先出擊

8
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‎但你要怎麼毫髮無傷脫身？

9
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‎怎麼可能不徹底被改變？

10
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‎我要怎麼過自己這一關？

11
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‎我覺得自己快被淹沒
‎而且沒人聽到我尖叫

12
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‎我終於明白喬琪雅總是逃跑的原因了

13
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‎母女姐妹花

14
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‎妳居然穿運動緊身褲

15
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‎我去跑步

16
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‎還有妳的頭髮，藍色挑染不見了

17
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‎對，我膩了，這些是什麼？

18
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‎只是我精神崩潰的書面紀錄

19
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‎這堆跟婚禮有關

20
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‎這堆是“鄰里活動中心的迎新派對”

21
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‎到現在還沒決定主題
‎八成會辦得一團糟

22
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‎妳怎麼搞的？

23
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‎只是有點事

24
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‎我一直在想關於…

25
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‎肯尼的事

26
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‎金妮，安靜

27
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‎肯尼就像“佛地魔”，好嗎？

28
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‎我們不說他的名字，也不談他

29
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‎-嘿
‎-看看這兩個美女

30
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‎嘿

31
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‎我不知道她怎麼做到的

32
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‎裝作一切如常的樣子

33
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‎-我最愛這個
‎-好

34
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‎我不禁感到這一切都錯了

35
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‎世界恢復常軌

36
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‎沒愛啦金重新合體

37
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‎不過我被永久禁足

38
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‎所以殘酷的世界再會了

39
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‎帶我去窗邊，溫妮，我想道別

40
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‎沒錯，貝芙今天在廚房桌上
‎放了寄宿學校的傳單，所以…

41
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‎艾比蓋兒，妳呢？

42
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‎破碎家庭的愧疚感幫了我

43
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‎所以我只有這週末被禁足

44
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‎我沒被禁足

45
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‎當然沒有，真正的女王不為所動

46
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‎我愛喬琪雅

47
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‎是啊，真希望我媽就像我朋友

48
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‎真的

49
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‎可惜啊，艾倫是標準的老媽

50
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‎“馬可仕，梅可欣
‎我們要怎麼再信任你們？”

51
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‎跟媽媽像朋友沒大家說得那麼好

52
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‎不過，至少我的派對很讚

53
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‎妳有聽說瑪麗亞方騰

54
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‎在妳的廁所幫丹薩默口交嗎？

55
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‎-在我的廁所？
‎-沒錯

56
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‎我以為他不喜歡金髮妞
‎那不就是他的特色嗎？

57
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‎我在萬聖節戴金髮假髮時
‎他說：“妳毀了自己”

58
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‎-是喔
‎-我和裘丹可以證實

59
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‎-我們撞見他們
‎-你們兩個又在樓上幹嘛？

60
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‎我們絕對沒在妳媽的床上亂搞

61
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‎絕對沒有

62
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‎但喬琪雅的羽絨被真的讓我欲罷不能

63
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‎妳道她在哪裡買的嗎？不知道？

64
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‎-蘇菲居然沒來
‎-不行，妹子，妳別再想了

65
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‎我知道，真的

66
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‎我會的，我做不到

67
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‎-嘿，妳把藍色弄掉了
‎-對，不知道，覺得膩了

68
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‎而且我有消息要宣布

69
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‎定下來了，我和馬可仕

70
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‎我很為你們開心

71
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‎但如果我再張開嘴，就要吐了

72
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‎我們看到你們倆一起消失

73
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‎別聊我的兄弟的小弟弟

74
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‎現在我每次看到他
‎都會想起他的老二

75
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‎嘿

76
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‎-嘿，胖胖
‎-嗨

77
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‎大家開心夠了

78
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‎-準備好走了嗎？
‎-好，走吧

79
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‎繼續加油，孩子們！你們做得很好！

80
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‎3點半你要和老人委員會開會

81
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‎討論如何增進城市的便利性

82
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‎好極了，還有嗎？

83
00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:54,628
‎噴泉女士們想要…

84
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‎抱歉，你說什麼？

85
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‎噴泉女士

86
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‎她們是一群很富裕、年紀很大
‎家財萬貫的老太太

87
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‎自封為威斯巴瑞的環境美化守護者

88
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‎她們又想怎樣？

89
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‎我已經簽了《栽花美化倡議案》

90
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‎這次是為了街道中央的分隔島

91
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‎她們想對分隔島做什麼？

92
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‎她們覺得現況不符威斯巴瑞的水準

93
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‎他們不希望孩童
‎騎車經過醜不啦嘰的分隔島

94
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‎所以她們想種花並重新覆蓋…

95
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‎-好吧
‎-裝設灌溉系統呢？

96
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‎絕對不行，我拒絕裝設新的灌溉系統

97
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‎沒問題，老大

98
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‎怎樣？

99
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‎-我真的超愛這個小鎮
‎-我參政就是為了做出改變

100
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‎你改變了道路分隔島

101
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‎我們下週在波士頓婦幼收容所
‎有罐頭捐贈活動

102
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‎說吧，喬琪雅？

103
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‎聖誕快樂，送你們豌豆罐頭

104
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‎這是我們每年的慣例

105
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‎我在聖誕節最不想拿到豆子罐頭

106
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‎那妳想要什麼？

107
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‎什麼意思？

108
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‎-妳懂我的意思
‎-我不懂你們的意思

109
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‎衛生棉條、尿布、禮物、金錢

110
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‎設一個捐贈站嗎？

111
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‎辦一場活動，我們可以收門票

112
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‎聖誕節嘉年華會

113
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‎冬季嘉年華會，對外開放

114
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‎冬季慈善嘉年華會

115
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‎我喜歡，就這麼辦吧

116
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‎說完了嗎？

117
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‎還沒，還有一件事

118
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‎喬琪雅現在全權管理市長的社群媒體

119
00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,881
‎真的嗎？你認真？

120
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‎我不建議…

121
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‎妳瞭解民眾的想法，充滿創意
‎當然可以由妳負責

122
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‎很好，因為我已經做了

123
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‎什麼？

124
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‎帳號是@藍道夫市長
‎你已經有200個粉絲了，別擔心

125
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‎嘿，喬琪雅，等一下

126
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‎妳確定妳還有餘裕
‎處理冬季嘉年華會嗎？

127
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‎妳要弄婚禮
‎還要辦鄰里活動中心的迎新派對

128
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‎為了婦幼收容所嗎？

129
00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:48,742
‎我想盡一分力

130
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‎媽咪，我還是好餓

131
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‎我飽了，妳幫我吃吧？

132
00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:21,567
‎金妮，稍等一下好嗎？

133
00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,990
‎妳翹了很多堂課

134
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‎也還沒交《憤怒的葡萄》的心得短文

135
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‎我知道，我會交的，還有事嗎？

136
00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:38,000
‎對，我一直在思考我們的對話

137
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‎秉持著多元的精神

138
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‎我想請妳幫全班挑選一本書

139
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‎加入課程表

140
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‎書？

141
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‎任何能體現美國黑人經驗的書都行

142
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‎妳有興趣嗎？

143
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‎也許吧

144
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‎-我會想一想
‎-很好

145
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‎我只是想跟妳各退一步

146
00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:12,993
‎嘿，兩位
‎小梅，妳知道今天要排演哪一幕嗎？

147
00:08:13,077 --> 00:08:14,703
‎應該是隆重的婚禮

148
00:08:14,787 --> 00:08:16,664
‎我們不談談週五在我家廚房

149
00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:18,666
‎跳的那支華爾滋嗎？

150
00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:21,877
‎-真的很挑逗，對吧？
‎-非常挑逗

151
00:08:21,961 --> 00:08:24,880
‎我怎麼不知道
‎妳暗戀演對手戲的布萊恩？

152
00:08:24,964 --> 00:08:27,550
‎-真可愛
‎-小聲一點，這不是暗戀

153
00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:29,760
‎好吧，被迷得神魂顛倒的小妞

154
00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:33,514
‎妳是不是從可愛樹摔下來
‎可愛死了？

155
00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:36,100
‎-我好期待綵排
‎-我不期待

156
00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:39,019
‎我要唱約瑟芬的抒情曲，超挫

157
00:08:39,103 --> 00:08:41,647
‎如果妳不想演約瑟芬
‎我隨時可以代…

158
00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,857
‎不用，我可以，謝謝

159
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‎女士們

160
00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:54,368
‎家庭有很多不同面貌

161
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‎你們黏的樹葉
‎代表美好與獨一無二的家庭

162
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‎我幹嘛要做家譜？我爸都快死了

163
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,378
‎我爸在坐牢

164
00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,173
‎放學後想來我家玩《喋血復仇》嗎？

165
00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:10,342
‎-你有《喋血復仇》？
‎-對

166
00:09:10,426 --> 00:09:13,387
‎我媽精神崩潰
‎我想要的電玩她都肯買

167
00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:14,805
‎酷

168
00:09:23,439 --> 00:09:24,607
‎妳想按摩嗎？

169
00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:30,487
‎好

170
00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:39,455
‎妳的皮膚好柔軟

171
00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,834
‎對，我擦了很多乳液

172
00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:49,632
‎如果妳的皮膚一直保水
‎就不必保濕了

173
00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:50,591
‎就是說啊

174
00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:52,843
‎這座聖殿不會乾巴巴

175
00:09:56,472 --> 00:09:57,473
‎好了

176
00:09:58,474 --> 00:10:00,184
‎謝謝，真的很舒服

177
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,393
‎不客氣

178
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,021
‎-要我幫你…
‎-可以幫我按嗎？

179
00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:06,857
‎好啊

180
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:10,944
‎抽神秘聖誕老人

181
00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:16,825
‎謝謝

182
00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:20,496
‎布蕾夏和布萊恩
‎名字押頭韻的小情侶

183
00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:23,123
‎才怪，妳看他

184
00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,751
‎別直接盯著他，小梅

185
00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:28,587
‎布蕾夏，那沒什麼，演員之間的常態

186
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:31,048
‎大家互相按摩，真的很怪

187
00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:35,636
‎妳猜怎麼樣？

188
00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:39,264
‎我抽到當布萊恩的神秘聖誕老人
‎妳想換嗎？

189
00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:42,267
‎不要，小梅，壓力太大了

190
00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:44,269
‎快點交換啦

191
00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:45,771
‎給我

192
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:48,732
‎（希芙）

193
00:10:57,574 --> 00:11:00,119
‎本地生產的薰衣草浴鹽和鱈魚角薯片

194
00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:03,580
‎無庸置疑最頂級的手切薯片

195
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:06,250
‎別對著我引用我的話，感覺不舒服

196
00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:11,672
‎-妳打什麼算盤？
‎-我知道我們關係很緊繃

197
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:15,134
‎妳盜用公款還威脅我

198
00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:18,512
‎-我要為此道歉
‎-才怪，妳毫無歉意

199
00:11:20,431 --> 00:11:21,849
‎尼克，我很抱歉

200
00:11:22,433 --> 00:11:25,060
‎我發誓我絕不會做任何傷害保羅的事

201
00:11:25,144 --> 00:11:27,104
‎我愛他，真的

202
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,440
‎而且我熱愛這份工作

203
00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,859
‎我很擅長，我想繼續做下去

204
00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:34,111
‎我剛搬來的時候就像另一個人

205
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,989
‎我以前看不到未來

206
00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:39,408
‎沒有事業或真正的朋友

207
00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:42,119
‎我把你當成真朋友

208
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:47,416
‎所以我希望你當我的男伴娘

209
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,293
‎再說一次？

210
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:51,837
‎還要再來一輪嗎？

211
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,131
‎-好
‎-嘿，你還好嗎？

212
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,383
‎你最近有點不對勁

213
00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:59,219
‎不像平常那麼爽朗的小夥子

214
00:12:00,471 --> 00:12:04,141
‎好吧，不管那是什麼意思
‎我一切都很好

215
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,978
‎我再去幫你們倒酒

216
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,692
‎-尼克，這對我意義重大
‎-我只是…

217
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,945
‎-我要考慮一下
‎-好

218
00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:20,240
‎你總是

219
00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:25,162
‎帶來失落

220
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,289
‎我知道跟你在一起

221
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:30,167
‎難以置信這是事實

222
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,169
‎我還以為…

223
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,838
‎好淒美，在唱什麼？

224
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,926
‎該不會是杭特寫給我的心碎情歌吧？

225
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:40,844
‎不是

226
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,389
‎其實這是我寫的歌

227
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,522
‎很美，帕瑪，我喜歡

228
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:52,439
‎謝謝

229
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:56,026
‎-妳在寫什麼？
‎-詩而已

230
00:12:57,653 --> 00:12:59,279
‎金妮，妳媽那桌還要一輪酒

231
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,658
‎真反常，我好震驚

232
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,451
‎喬，我有個想法

233
00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:07,079
‎藍農咖啡廳
‎舉辦開放麥克風之夜怎麼樣？

234
00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,414
‎-不行
‎-為什麼不行？

235
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:12,084
‎-聽起來很麻煩
‎-聽起來能開拓客源

236
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,461
‎嘿，企業家，去幫媽媽倒酒

237
00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:17,631
‎拜託嘛，一定很好玩
‎大家可以表演歌唱

238
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:20,300
‎讀詩，對吧金妮？還可以演喜劇

239
00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:22,344
‎喜劇？這有說服力嗎？

240
00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:25,514
‎拜託嘛，喬
‎可以讓藍農咖啡廳變得很酷

241
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,517
‎怎麼，藍農現在不酷嗎？

242
00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:30,602
‎喬，答應我嘛

243
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,354
‎不行

244
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:34,606
‎我們試過了

245
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,652
‎-嘿
‎-嘿

246
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,659
‎-怎麼樣？
‎-你得離開

247
00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:48,787
‎幹嘛？為什麼？

248
00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:53,417
‎-什麼？我跟帕瑪沒事了
‎-走就對了

249
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,085
‎她上班時不需要受折磨

250
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,297
‎還有我今晚要去我爸家吃飯
‎之後再來找我？

251
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:03,010
‎-好了，來吧，快走
‎-但那是…

252
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,469
‎還有請走前門

253
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:07,472
‎房子一樣使用質樸的胡桃原木
‎值得一看

254
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:16,732
‎辛西亞，嗨，妳好嗎？

255
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:17,733
‎好極了

256
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,068
‎妳要來我的迎新派對嗎？

257
00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:22,279
‎畢竟我能加入都多虧了妳

258
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,238
‎是啊

259
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:24,698
‎萬歲

260
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,200
‎暫時離開家也許對妳有好處

261
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,411
‎來嘛，一定很好玩

262
00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:33,457
‎是充滿懸疑氣氛的
‎推理主題謀殺之謎派對

263
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,876
‎謀殺主題派對？

264
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:40,422
‎喬，你還是可以辦外燴吧？

265
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,383
‎不行，抱歉

266
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:47,012
‎我很樂意，但當天晚上

267
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:50,098
‎藍農咖啡廳要舉辦
‎第一次的開放麥克風之夜

268
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:51,934
‎等等，真的嗎？

269
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,728
‎天哪，那我可以做海報了

270
00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:56,313
‎對吧？

271
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,065
‎好喔，太棒了

272
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,278
‎妳媽不煮這些東西

273
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:07,532
‎保羅搬來之後
‎已經很少吃速食，改吃更多美食

274
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:08,575
‎有超多北非小米

275
00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:11,662
‎-所以他正式搬進去了？
‎-正式搬了

276
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:12,913
‎很有男主人的派頭

277
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:15,207
‎上週五我開派對被抓包

278
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,751
‎他端出父親的架子

279
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,878
‎“我們沒生妳的氣，只是很失望”

280
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:20,796
‎什麼？

281
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,217
‎老媽一定跟妳說了吧

282
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,762
‎很抱歉對你撒謊

283
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,723
‎好，算了，那其他事呢？
‎學校怎麼樣？

284
00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:33,225
‎我的進階先修英文課老師…

285
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:34,726
‎-批評妳尬詩的那位？
‎-對

286
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:38,438
‎他要我選一本代表美國黑人經驗的書

287
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:42,025
‎用來解決種族歧視，好棒棒

288
00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:45,445
‎至少他嘗試過了

289
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:46,863
‎幹嘛？

290
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,783
‎什麼書能代表美國白人的經驗？

291
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,868
‎不知道，《麥田捕手》吧？

292
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,748
‎他只對妳這個學生提出要求嗎？

293
00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:58,250
‎對

294
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,795
‎所以這位老師想找一本
‎真正代表黑人的書

295
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,171
‎而且要妳去做？

296
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,340
‎所以我不該做嗎？

297
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:07,384
‎我沒這麼說
‎如果他把書加入課程表呢？

298
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,594
‎妳能讓他的課更兼容並蓄

299
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,763
‎-所以我該做囉？
‎-我沒這麼說

300
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:14,182
‎豐富化閱讀清單不是妳的工作

301
00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:15,976
‎那是他的工作，他是老師

302
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,102
‎所以我不該做囉？

303
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:22,482
‎當體制不是為妳量身打造時
‎妳有兩個選擇

304
00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:24,484
‎一個是設法一點一滴改變它

305
00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:26,153
‎或者好漢不吃眼前虧

306
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,739
‎暫時明哲保身
‎為往後更大的一仗做準備

307
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:30,991
‎所以你覺得我該怎麼辦？

308
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:35,662
‎不管妳怎麼決定
‎我相信都是對的選擇

309
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:39,458
‎非常有幫助，非常清楚

310
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,460
‎妳可以選我的書

311
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,425
‎-那是誰？
‎-不重要

312
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,926
‎我認得那個微笑

313
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,429
‎那是“我喜歡的人傳簡訊來”的笑容

314
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,680
‎是馬可仕

315
00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:54,848
‎住對街那個？

316
00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:57,893
‎他現在是我的正牌男友

317
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:02,439
‎-別像老媽子對我碎念
‎-我不會對妳下指導棋

318
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,150
‎但妳正在處理一些事

319
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,694
‎-我希望妳心無旁鶩
‎-嗯，爸，我知道

320
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,492
‎（席夢的訊息）

321
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:14,910
‎又是“不重要”的席夢嗎？

322
00:17:15,494 --> 00:17:16,787
‎你也有那種微笑，爸

323
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,539
‎-沒有
‎-明明就有

324
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:22,584
‎那不是微笑，只是微微咧嘴

325
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,881
‎重點就是要嘶嘶作響

326
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,343
‎-金妮，做可麗餅
‎-可麗餅？

327
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:42,979
‎-你們看！
‎-媽，妳好漂亮

328
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,774
‎-謝謝
‎-我相信妳能引誘男人去送死

329
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:47,984
‎我也信

330
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,736
‎媽，妳不能穿那樣

331
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:51,863
‎-記得佛地魔嗎？
‎-別說他的名字

332
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:53,115
‎沒錯

333
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,785
‎小可愛，只是個派對，放輕鬆

334
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,540
‎馬可仕

335
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,166
‎我可以進去嗎？

336
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,085
‎你不必慌張

337
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:08,380
‎但這座大框架是一扇門

338
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,257
‎從中間穿越過去

339
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,050
‎我知道你不習慣

340
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,469
‎你通常都是搖搖晃晃地爬排水管

341
00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:16,138
‎這不是秘密入口

342
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:20,058
‎不會讓你瞬間移動回到昨天
‎或掉入永無止盡的迴圈

343
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,476
‎直到你打破循環

344
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,019
‎它沒有神奇的魔力

345
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,980
‎不是陷阱，也沒有古怪

346
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,149
‎只是一扇門

347
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:30,777
‎-妳自以為搞笑
‎-我聽得很享受

348
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:34,364
‎請進

349
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:37,701
‎小夥子，很高興又見面了

350
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:41,788
‎我們需要複習家規嗎？

351
00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:42,789
‎可以不要嗎？

352
00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:47,544
‎我就知道你會跟我握手
‎已經困在這個迴圈三年了

353
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,963
‎好啦，別幫他們煽風點火

354
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,972
‎她真的瘋了

355
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:02,809
‎如果妳殺了人還逍遙法外
‎不會辦什麼神秘謀殺派對

356
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:05,145
‎-很有種
‎-那叫兇殘

357
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,188
‎嘿

358
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,943
‎你不明白，是我的錯

359
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,072
‎她這麼做是為了保護我

360
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,576
‎要不是我，肯尼可能還活著

361
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,163
‎-是我害死那個男人
‎-嘿，不對

362
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:25,415
‎不是這樣的

363
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,377
‎妳控制不了她或她的行為

364
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:46,394
‎我覺得你和帕瑪應該要談談
‎做個了結什麼的

365
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,272
‎我才不要

366
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,233
‎她有資格

367
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:52,984
‎是我也想有個了結

368
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:15,423
‎哈囉！

369
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:26,559
‎謝謝

370
00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:29,521
‎拜拜

371
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,278
‎這禮拜的療程一定很有趣

372
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,284
‎我有個消息會惹妳不高興

373
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:46,955
‎奧斯汀要求去查克傅勒家玩

374
00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:48,290
‎辛西亞的兒子？

375
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,500
‎奧斯汀討厭那孩子，他用鉛筆刺他

376
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,544
‎-顯然他們和好了
‎-我不高興

377
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:54,004
‎妳的不悅已經載入紀錄

378
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,422
‎至於派對

379
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:58,341
‎你要當黃上校，覺得怎麼樣？

380
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,719
‎我去過這類活動無數次了

381
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,220
‎千篇一律只有蟹肉餅和香檳

382
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:04,681
‎我想讓他們刮目相看

383
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,934
‎妳已經很了不起了

384
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,228
‎所以我才這麼愛妳

385
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:15,525
‎我終於在這裡找到歸屬感，我很開心

386
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:19,446
‎這才讓人刮目相看

387
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,364
‎真養眼

388
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,035
‎喜歡眼前景象嗎？

389
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,995
‎-我也喜歡
‎-是嗎？

390
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,959
‎不如讓我

391
00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:35,712
‎進一步打動妳吧？

392
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,297
‎好啊

393
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,727
‎錫安，我晚點回電給你好嗎？

394
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,021
‎妳非接電話不可嗎？

395
00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:55,732
‎-我想跟妳談談
‎-他打來幹嘛？

396
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:56,733
‎談什麼？

397
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:57,776
‎金妮辦了派對？

398
00:21:57,859 --> 00:21:59,402
‎-她做了什麼？
‎-誰做了什麼？

399
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,571
‎那是保羅嗎？他在嗎？
‎金妮說他搬進去了

400
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,907
‎-對，他搬進來了
‎-他不知道我搬進來了？

401
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,408
‎妳怎麼沒說他搬進去了？

402
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,994
‎也沒說金妮辦派對
‎還有她交新男友的事？

403
00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:09,621
‎-我想知道最新狀況
‎-你有啊

404
00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:11,956
‎保羅搬進來，金妮開派對
‎還交了新男友

405
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,750
‎對，重機小子，我不喜歡

406
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:14,793
‎我不喜歡

407
00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:16,419
‎對，我們都不喜歡

408
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:19,130
‎這不只是妳和保羅的事
‎我也住在這裡

409
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:20,382
‎我們坐在同一艘船上

410
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,384
‎-錫安說什麼？
‎-保羅說什麼？

411
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,888
‎他說你們應該一起去喝啤酒
‎培養感情，互相瞭解

412
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,556
‎-他這樣說？
‎-他這樣說？

413
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,892
‎我覺得這是好主意，你們要和平共存

414
00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,812
‎同舟共濟，合力養育兒女什麼的

415
00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:34,729
‎錫安，是保羅

416
00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:36,981
‎-不要啦
‎-快接

417
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:38,566
‎-不要
‎-接吧

418
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:42,695
‎嘿，老兄

419
00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:44,864
‎你好

420
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:56,334
‎“35歲的尼克索普
‎是市長辦公室不可或缺的一分子

421
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:59,129
‎這位康乃爾大學畢業生
‎致力於服務本市

422
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:02,006
‎確保威斯巴瑞運作順暢”

423
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:05,427
‎我只是想介紹辦公室的其他人

424
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,262
‎我知道妳打什麼主意

425
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,056
‎滿足我強大的自尊心

426
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:12,183
‎當然很有效，因為我是獅子座

427
00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:18,398
‎好吧，好啦，我願意當妳的男伴娘

428
00:23:18,481 --> 00:23:21,860
‎尼克！意思是我們恢復友誼了嗎？

429
00:23:21,943 --> 00:23:23,903
‎所以你也要來我的派對囉？

430
00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:26,197
‎關於懷特太太我有個想法

431
00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:30,785
‎-我跟傑西會到
‎-好喔，傑西

432
00:23:35,165 --> 00:23:36,916
‎妳這些點子怎麼來的？

433
00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:41,337
‎因為趣味，我只是有天馬行空的想法

434
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:43,381
‎再從中創造出小天地

435
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,509
‎那些想法都在腦子裡

436
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:50,346
‎但只是空想，所以要設法落實

437
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,354
‎所以呢，妳覺得怎樣？

438
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:00,523
‎棒呆了

439
00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:04,777
‎我幻想著性感火辣登台

440
00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:07,363
‎讓前女友看了後悔死

441
00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:10,783
‎蘇菲桑切斯，對吧？

442
00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:15,288
‎我個人覺得

443
00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:17,749
‎我會搭這件

444
00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:25,673
‎-手臂給我好嗎？
‎-好

445
00:24:32,722 --> 00:24:34,349
‎不會太緊吧？

446
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:44,442
‎小梅，天啊，美翻天

447
00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:45,401
‎是不是？

448
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,237
‎希芙真的很扯吧？

449
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,613
‎我愛死了

450
00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:50,740
‎-對，不…
‎-布蕾夏

451
00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:56,120
‎我想從抒情歌謠開始
‎準備好配鋼琴唱了嗎？

452
00:24:56,955 --> 00:24:58,289
‎-好了
‎-好

453
00:25:06,214 --> 00:25:08,174
‎-我先幫妳脫掉
‎-好

454
00:25:09,384 --> 00:25:12,011
‎好的，這一刻

455
00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:16,349
‎約瑟芬意識到自己對公爵有情愫

456
00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:20,895
‎這首歌很關鍵
‎少了它，劇情就不成立

457
00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:22,939
‎開始吧

458
00:25:34,784 --> 00:25:40,456
‎我從沒愛過一個能看穿我的人

459
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:43,585
‎他的魅力讓我迷惑

460
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:46,379
‎你不要逗我開心…

461
00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:47,505
‎妳最近好嗎？

462
00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:51,551
‎很好啊，有多樂子

463
00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:54,887
‎那通電話後我一直掛念妳

464
00:25:56,347 --> 00:25:57,181
‎我知道

465
00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:00,727
‎但我沒有燙傷自己，所以…

466
00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:01,894
‎很久沒有了

467
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:11,821
‎-妳有寫日記嗎？
‎-有，我寫詩

468
00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:13,865
‎詩？

469
00:26:14,532 --> 00:26:15,950
‎是我爸的想法

470
00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:19,662
‎我寫了一首關於自我認同的詩

471
00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:23,541
‎能把想法一五一十地寫出來
‎感覺超棒

472
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:26,919
‎但我那個種族歧視的老師
‎卻嫌內容太另類

473
00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:32,342
‎現在他又找我碴，我不知道該怎麼辦

474
00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:35,094
‎班上也沒人仗義執言

475
00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:38,264
‎所以我只能靠自己了，很煩

476
00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:46,564
‎我懂在一個白人為主的小鎮
‎長大的感覺

477
00:26:47,857 --> 00:26:51,778
‎生活周遭的人
‎能提供安全避風港很重要

478
00:26:53,404 --> 00:26:55,573
‎那妳媽呢？她安全嗎？

479
00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:57,700
‎喬琪雅安全嗎？

480
00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,118
‎她是不是妳的安全避風港？

481
00:26:59,202 --> 00:27:01,663
‎妳覺得碰到問題，能不能去找她？

482
00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:03,665
‎不行

483
00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:05,083
‎怎麼會呢？

484
00:27:10,046 --> 00:27:13,341
‎當妳小時候被男同學推倒
‎擦傷膝蓋時

485
00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:17,136
‎妳跑去找媽媽
‎希望她給妳擁抱，安慰妳沒事

486
00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:20,598
‎而不是要她剪斷男同學的單車煞車線

487
00:27:23,351 --> 00:27:26,145
‎坦白說，有些事情
‎喬琪雅米勒沒資格搞定

488
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,984
‎妳試過告訴她嗎？

489
00:27:33,903 --> 00:27:36,072
‎妳應該獲得理解，金妮

490
00:27:37,073 --> 00:27:37,949
‎理解

491
00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:41,244
‎是啊

492
00:27:46,207 --> 00:27:47,500
‎我的人生中

493
00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:52,588
‎有太多不為人知的醜陋不堪的事物

494
00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:58,094
‎我覺得我只能一直憋在心裡

495
00:28:00,972 --> 00:28:03,057
‎如果妳不憋住會怎樣？

496
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,531
‎妳好漂亮

497
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,662
‎媽，派對的事妳為什麼不處罰我？

498
00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:27,874
‎我希望妳開心

499
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:31,252
‎妳過去幾週很不好過，需要發洩一下

500
00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:32,170
‎我懂

501
00:28:34,589 --> 00:28:37,508
‎但我應該受到處罰，我做錯事了

502
00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:39,802
‎這才是世界的規矩

503
00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,766
‎好了，妳被處罰了

504
00:28:44,849 --> 00:28:45,975
‎我不是這個意思

505
00:28:48,686 --> 00:28:51,481
‎這倒提醒了我
‎我們該認真談談婚禮了

506
00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:54,317
‎我要男女伴娘穿一身白
‎是前衛還是俗氣？

507
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,318
‎妳覺得呢？

508
00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:58,613
‎可以請妳朋友
‎到冬季嘉年華會做臉部彩繪嗎？

509
00:28:58,696 --> 00:29:01,032
‎對了，妳想好推理派對的裝扮了沒？

510
00:29:03,618 --> 00:29:06,454
‎我不能去，對不起

511
00:29:06,996 --> 00:29:07,830
‎什麼？

512
00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:11,751
‎喬要我去開放麥克風之夜幫忙
‎所以…

513
00:29:13,836 --> 00:29:16,714
‎真掃興，我本來想介紹我家閨女的

514
00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:23,304
‎好，我們去做馬鈴薯煎餅吧

515
00:29:23,888 --> 00:29:25,014
‎什麼是馬鈴薯煎餅？

516
00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:29,560
‎-太好吃了
‎-我卯足全力

517
00:29:30,144 --> 00:29:32,480
‎謝謝妳今年主辦活動

518
00:29:32,563 --> 00:29:34,232
‎-這一年很難熬
‎-我愛妳，媽媽

519
00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:36,234
‎我也愛妳，媽媽

520
00:29:36,317 --> 00:29:39,987
‎嘿，媽媽
‎我們的朋友布羅迪約朋友過去

521
00:29:40,071 --> 00:29:40,905
‎-我在想…
‎-不行

522
00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:44,283
‎妳們有沒有為搗亂她家的事
‎跟喬琪雅道歉？

523
00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:47,370
‎-對不起，喬琪雅
‎-很抱歉，喬琪雅

524
00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:50,623
‎-下不為例
‎-真的太棒了

525
00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:54,377
‎-這些馬鈴薯煎餅超火
‎-老媽，別用那個詞

526
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:58,548
‎真的，超火，媽妳好炫

527
00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:01,217
‎-妳還是要禁足
‎-好吧

528
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,886
‎妳們有聽說
‎我加入鄰里活動中心了嗎？

529
00:30:04,554 --> 00:30:05,805
‎天啊，太棒了

530
00:30:05,888 --> 00:30:08,349
‎-不錯嘛
‎-誰想多來點檸檬水？

531
00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:12,395
‎妳們還記得小梅、艾比和諾拉
‎開的檸檬水攤位嗎？

532
00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:16,023
‎-記得，超有創意
‎-等等，還記得我們的歌嗎？

533
00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:18,109
‎當你走在炎熱的沙漠時

534
00:30:18,192 --> 00:30:20,319
‎檸檬水可以紓解你的渴望

535
00:30:20,403 --> 00:30:21,696
‎檸檬水能讓你自然涼

536
00:30:21,779 --> 00:30:23,990
‎所以現在就來拿吧

537
00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:27,785
‎媽，還記得我們的檸檬水攤嗎？

538
00:30:29,203 --> 00:30:32,415
‎不過我們沒有檸檬
‎所以擺了檸檬汁罐子

539
00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:35,710
‎然後妳在牌子上寫
‎“新鮮現擠，有機的”

540
00:30:35,793 --> 00:30:38,254
‎小孩真搞笑，有他們真幸福

541
00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:43,467
‎後來拖車公園
‎那個種族歧視的鄰居還說我到處遊蕩

542
00:30:45,303 --> 00:30:50,016
‎金妮，謝謝妳
‎跟大家分享珍貴的童年回憶

543
00:30:50,099 --> 00:30:53,227
‎說到童年
‎妳們聽說亞當斯老師的事了嗎？

544
00:30:53,311 --> 00:30:55,354
‎七年級時弄哭我的那個
‎西班牙文老師？

545
00:30:55,438 --> 00:30:56,814
‎他被開除了

546
00:30:56,898 --> 00:30:59,984
‎他們在他桌上找到色情雜誌

547
00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:02,194
‎-妳開玩笑吧
‎-太糟糕了

548
00:31:02,278 --> 00:31:03,195
‎怎麼會這樣？

549
00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:05,448
‎就是說啊，這年頭還有誰看雜誌？

550
00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:08,326
‎我敢說吉登老師會看色情雜誌

551
00:31:08,409 --> 00:31:11,037
‎金妮，妳應該推薦那本書

552
00:31:12,747 --> 00:31:13,998
‎什麼書？

553
00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:18,377
‎沒什麼，只是我的英文老師很煩

554
00:31:19,754 --> 00:31:21,756
‎我已經跟爸聊過了，別擔心

555
00:31:22,632 --> 00:31:24,133
‎我不要妳亂來

556
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:25,927
‎我能怎麼樣？

557
00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:34,560
‎我去上廁所

558
00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:39,815
‎媽，布羅迪剛傳簡訊給我
‎我們真的要離開一小時

559
00:31:39,899 --> 00:31:40,733
‎-拜託…
‎-不行

560
00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:43,110
‎拜託啦，媽
‎我們是年輕人，讓我們享受生命

561
00:31:43,194 --> 00:31:47,448
‎艾倫，不管怎樣
‎她們親筆寫道歉信給我了

562
00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:48,491
‎是嗎？

563
00:31:49,325 --> 00:31:50,534
‎很窩心

564
00:31:51,702 --> 00:31:54,080
‎我不知道，要挑書嗎？還是不要？

565
00:31:54,789 --> 00:31:55,748
‎挑字典吧

566
00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:59,210
‎用來暗喻種族歧視者
‎已經無孔不入滲透美國

567
00:31:59,293 --> 00:32:00,378
‎讓他好好深思

568
00:32:01,754 --> 00:32:05,716
‎我不想滿足吉登
‎讓他自以為跟我們同一國

569
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,010
‎只因為他隨便翻過《白人的脆弱性》

570
00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:09,845
‎嘿

571
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,474
‎我會陪著妳

572
00:32:27,071 --> 00:32:29,240
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

573
00:32:29,323 --> 00:32:30,992
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

574
00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:37,289
‎可以進來嗎？
‎我不想看到任何體液交換的場面

575
00:32:37,373 --> 00:32:38,666
‎我們在喝對方的血

576
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:40,459
‎好吧

577
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,380
‎我們的禁足令解除了，因為喬琪雅

578
00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:46,716
‎告訴媽媽我們手寫道歉信給她

579
00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:48,467
‎原來如此，撒謊

580
00:32:48,551 --> 00:32:50,136
‎-我們要去布羅迪家了
‎-我們不去

581
00:32:50,219 --> 00:32:51,637
‎-是你不去
‎-好，滾吧

582
00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:55,307
‎-嗨
‎-嗨！

583
00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:57,768
‎好喔，我們都去布羅迪家

584
00:33:05,276 --> 00:33:06,444
‎-所以我…
‎-所以我…

585
00:33:07,695 --> 00:33:09,739
‎-沒關係，你先說
‎-我…

586
00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:11,282
‎-我可以…
‎-這樣吧，我…

587
00:33:11,365 --> 00:33:12,575
‎好吧

588
00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:13,576
‎我先開始

589
00:33:16,287 --> 00:33:19,206
‎我知道你跟喬琪雅在我們訂婚前上床

590
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,796
‎要談這些，好喔…

591
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,382
‎我猜你搬回來是為了在她身邊

592
00:33:28,466 --> 00:33:30,926
‎所以問題在於…

593
00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:33,554
‎我需要擔心嗎？

594
00:33:34,388 --> 00:33:36,432
‎聽著，我只希望喬琪雅得到幸福

595
00:33:37,391 --> 00:33:39,477
‎我無意搞破壞

596
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,938
‎如果我不希望你們幸福美滿
‎就不會在這裡跟你喝酒

597
00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:47,109
‎但你會成為我孩子的繼父
‎跟他們同住一個屋簷下

598
00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:48,402
‎所以我才來這裡

599
00:33:51,864 --> 00:33:54,283
‎對了，金妮很乖，你把她教得很好

600
00:33:58,704 --> 00:33:59,663
‎喝啤酒吧

601
00:33:59,747 --> 00:34:02,374
‎喝啤酒有幫助
‎嘿，喬，麻煩來兩杯啤酒

602
00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:05,377
‎現成的就好，謝謝

603
00:34:06,295 --> 00:34:07,588
‎你們很登對

604
00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:10,007
‎你夠格

605
00:34:12,051 --> 00:34:14,804
‎謝謝你，這對我意義重大

606
00:34:16,305 --> 00:34:17,348
‎謝了，喬

607
00:34:17,431 --> 00:34:19,308
‎而且我可能有對象了

608
00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:20,392
‎是嗎？

609
00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:22,394
‎對，她與眾不同

610
00:34:24,313 --> 00:34:26,273
‎這樣啊，太好了

611
00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:28,109
‎對啊

612
00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:35,658
‎抱歉，天啊

613
00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:37,409
‎別對我那麼壞

614
00:34:37,493 --> 00:34:38,327
‎給你

615
00:34:39,662 --> 00:34:42,081
‎-抱歉
‎-真沒禮貌

616
00:34:42,164 --> 00:34:44,125
‎我們要在這裡待多久？

617
00:34:45,167 --> 00:34:46,961
‎來，寶貝，抽個水煙斗吧

618
00:34:48,504 --> 00:34:49,922
‎外賣到

619
00:34:50,881 --> 00:34:52,383
‎裘丹，你失控了

620
00:34:52,466 --> 00:34:54,385
‎-你才失控了
‎-你真的很脫序

621
00:34:55,553 --> 00:34:56,929
‎誰要？

622
00:34:57,847 --> 00:34:58,764
‎給我啤酒，兄弟

623
00:35:00,182 --> 00:35:01,767
‎嘿，馬可仕，你要嗎？

624
00:35:01,851 --> 00:35:05,062
‎那是為了動粗道歉的暗號嗎？

625
00:35:08,232 --> 00:35:11,318
‎艾比，有點超過喔

626
00:35:11,402 --> 00:35:12,403
‎-嘿
‎-我要

627
00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:18,993
‎我的啤酒呢？

628
00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:23,873
‎在犛牛背上很難做

629
00:35:24,707 --> 00:35:28,169
‎兩位好嗎？還需不需要什麼？
‎要結帳了嗎？

630
00:35:28,252 --> 00:35:31,463
‎喬，你應該還沒見過錫安

631
00:35:31,547 --> 00:35:32,965
‎錫安是金妮的爸爸

632
00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:36,886
‎他爬過馬特宏峰和安納布爾納峰

633
00:35:36,969 --> 00:35:39,180
‎-真了不起
‎-沒有啦

634
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,892
‎-但金妮喜歡在這裡打工
‎-我們也很喜歡她，她是好孩子

635
00:35:42,975 --> 00:35:43,976
‎她的確還不賴

636
00:35:49,982 --> 00:35:51,317
‎-好
‎-謝了，喬

637
00:35:52,526 --> 00:35:54,904
‎我們覺得那個新男友怎麼樣？

638
00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:57,406
‎是壞榜樣嗎？她現在也學人家開趴

639
00:35:57,990 --> 00:36:00,534
‎-八成也抽大麻
‎-金妮不抽大麻

640
00:36:00,618 --> 00:36:04,121
‎沒想過我會當繼父，碰上青少年？

641
00:36:04,205 --> 00:36:08,834
‎看著她長大，變成獨立的個體
‎真是太瘋狂了

642
00:36:10,544 --> 00:36:13,797
‎-她現在面臨不少事
‎-真的嗎？

643
00:36:15,174 --> 00:36:16,258
‎她看起來還好

644
00:36:16,759 --> 00:36:18,052
‎她只是努力掩飾

645
00:36:18,761 --> 00:36:19,887
‎她本來就很淡定

646
00:36:20,596 --> 00:36:21,597
‎對，喬琪雅也是那樣

647
00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:32,316
‎多留意她，隨時讓我掌握情況

648
00:36:36,445 --> 00:36:37,279
‎我會的

649
00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:38,280
‎謝謝

650
00:36:46,622 --> 00:36:49,333
‎真是爛透了
‎每個人都以為我們只想

651
00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:51,627
‎待在地下室，聽他們演奏音樂

652
00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:54,046
‎-我覺得自己很平庸
‎-妳是啊

653
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:55,965
‎她才不平庸呢

654
00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:59,885
‎馬可仕，你也玩樂器吧？

655
00:37:00,386 --> 00:37:01,929
‎不，我不算會玩

656
00:37:02,012 --> 00:37:04,556
‎真是厚顏無恥的天大謊言

657
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,976
‎他玩遍各種樂器，甚至還有口琴呢

658
00:37:07,059 --> 00:37:09,019
‎-煩死了
‎-真的嗎？

659
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:11,647
‎好喔

660
00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:20,698
‎-那好吧
‎-我沒叫你去…

661
00:37:25,494 --> 00:37:27,288
‎-等一下
‎-我就是這個意思

662
00:37:27,371 --> 00:37:29,456
‎-他們在培養感情嗎？
‎-希望不要

663
00:37:29,540 --> 00:37:30,416
‎天啊

664
00:37:32,126 --> 00:37:33,043
‎天啊

665
00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:55,065
‎-我懂了
‎-才怪，妳不懂

666
00:37:59,111 --> 00:38:00,195
‎這叫不玩樂器

667
00:38:01,155 --> 00:38:04,783
‎好吧，我的男子氣概不保了
‎所以…

668
00:38:04,867 --> 00:38:07,953
‎艾比，艾比蓋兒，跳上我的背，快點

669
00:38:08,037 --> 00:38:11,582
‎彈E小7和弦

670
00:38:20,299 --> 00:38:21,216
‎準備好了嗎？

671
00:38:29,850 --> 00:38:30,726
‎天啊

672
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:37,608
‎妳多重啊，小妞？天哪

673
00:38:50,079 --> 00:38:52,456
‎靠，馬可仕，你太扯了

674
00:38:57,211 --> 00:38:58,754
‎-好了
‎-金妮，彈鋼琴

675
00:38:59,797 --> 00:39:01,715
‎金妮，別抗拒了

676
00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:04,134
‎上吧，女孩

677
00:39:04,218 --> 00:39:05,928
‎你在打什麼算盤？

678
00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:08,764
‎-那是妳媽的名言
‎-是啊

679
00:39:28,283 --> 00:39:30,285
‎妳學過鋼琴嗎？

680
00:39:30,369 --> 00:39:33,038
‎妳不是從小家裡就很窮？

681
00:39:33,122 --> 00:39:34,790
‎-什麼？
‎-怎麼了？

682
00:39:35,582 --> 00:39:36,959
‎其實是我爸教我的

683
00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:38,544
‎還有，閉嘴啦

684
00:39:41,463 --> 00:39:45,259
‎好耶，我喜歡我們兇莎曼珊

685
00:39:45,342 --> 00:39:47,010
‎別惹我，艾比蓋兒

686
00:39:47,094 --> 00:39:49,513
‎真好玩，妳朋友都很友善

687
00:39:54,476 --> 00:39:55,602
‎我們可以走了嗎？

688
00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:08,866
‎親愛的，我回來了

689
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:10,576
‎你喝醉了

690
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:14,246
‎對，話說錫安，他是真男人

691
00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:16,915
‎真的，大好人，人生多彩多姿

692
00:40:16,999 --> 00:40:19,251
‎我知道，所以我才還愛著他

693
00:40:20,794 --> 00:40:22,129
‎現在我酒醒了

694
00:40:45,402 --> 00:40:46,487
‎見鬼

695
00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:48,489
‎-妳在家放了槍？
‎-好的…

696
00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:52,659
‎先別抓狂，設想一下如果你是我
‎獨自待在廚房

697
00:40:52,743 --> 00:40:54,953
‎有小偷闖進來，而我只是個弱女子

698
00:40:55,037 --> 00:40:57,539
‎我對持有槍枝
‎已經清楚表明過立場，喬琪雅

699
00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:00,876
‎你不懂身為單親媽媽的感覺

700
00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:03,629
‎我的確不懂

701
00:41:04,338 --> 00:41:05,631
‎但我可以告訴妳

702
00:41:05,714 --> 00:41:08,050
‎防禦性擁槍是個迷思

703
00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:12,095
‎每個數據都指出妳或妳的子女

704
00:41:12,179 --> 00:41:14,681
‎可能因為屋裡有槍更容易受到傷亡

705
00:41:14,765 --> 00:41:16,642
‎妳很可能弄巧成拙

706
00:41:16,725 --> 00:41:20,145
‎好啊，要扯統計數據
‎我們就來扯吧

707
00:41:20,229 --> 00:41:24,358
‎根據統計，對女性來說
‎最危險的地方是自己的家

708
00:41:24,441 --> 00:41:26,568
‎至少有申請執照吧？

709
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:28,529
‎這是合法的嗎？

710
00:41:28,612 --> 00:41:31,490
‎我通過禁止在威斯巴瑞
‎隨身帶槍的法令

711
00:41:31,573 --> 00:41:34,034
‎-妳這樣我的臉要往哪裡擺？
‎-好吧

712
00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:35,994
‎知道了，我馬上丟掉

713
00:41:36,078 --> 00:41:38,247
‎還有多少支槍？

714
00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:41,416
‎只有這支，我保證

715
00:41:42,876 --> 00:41:44,002
‎我會處理掉

716
00:41:44,628 --> 00:41:49,591
‎好，但如果有暴力兇徒闖進來
‎到時你會後悔莫及

717
00:41:53,345 --> 00:41:54,972
‎妳好漂亮，媽咪

718
00:41:55,556 --> 00:41:59,935
‎好，妳想外帶什麼？
‎牛排？龍蝦？還是義大利麵？

719
00:42:03,397 --> 00:42:04,690
‎嗨，娜塔莉

720
00:42:05,357 --> 00:42:06,400
‎沒有

721
00:42:06,483 --> 00:42:09,528
‎不，娜塔莉，沒有鏈球菌咽喉炎

722
00:42:09,611 --> 00:42:11,280
‎我的約會對象隨時會到

723
00:42:11,780 --> 00:42:14,575
‎娜塔莉，我知道妳不懂
‎因為妳才13歲

724
00:42:15,075 --> 00:42:16,410
‎但他有一份好工作

725
00:42:16,994 --> 00:42:19,413
‎他西裝筆挺，還有退休金

726
00:42:21,665 --> 00:42:22,624
‎該死

727
00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:27,963
‎嘿，妳好漂亮

728
00:42:28,589 --> 00:42:29,423
‎你好

729
00:42:29,506 --> 00:42:32,467
‎我說了不用來敲門，我馬上就出去了

730
00:42:33,385 --> 00:42:34,761
‎我們一起出去吧

731
00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:36,972
‎其實我今晚沒辦法

732
00:42:38,724 --> 00:42:41,351
‎-我生病了
‎-妳病了？

733
00:42:41,435 --> 00:42:42,686
‎媽，我餓了

734
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:46,064
‎誰在裡面？

735
00:42:51,028 --> 00:42:53,614
‎-妳叫什麼名字？
‎-金妮

736
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,617
‎我本來打算告訴你我有個女兒

737
00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:58,994
‎什麼時候？

738
00:42:59,953 --> 00:43:02,956
‎等你瘋狂愛上我後，就無關緊要了

739
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,962
‎-你要去哪裡？
‎-在哪裡？

740
00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:11,840
‎人人都有秘密抽屜

741
00:43:16,428 --> 00:43:17,679
‎我們來點外賣

742
00:43:19,014 --> 00:43:21,516
‎-真的嗎？
‎-金妮，妳喜歡春捲嗎？

743
00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:23,268
‎喜歡

744
00:43:31,693 --> 00:43:35,197
‎金妮，我超愛妳媽的外套

745
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,699
‎她今天穿的那件綠色的，我超愛的

746
00:43:37,783 --> 00:43:39,910
‎今天？她來了？

747
00:43:39,993 --> 00:43:41,787
‎對，我剛在走廊看到她

748
00:43:57,844 --> 00:43:59,930
‎-媽
‎-妳快走，金妮

749
00:44:00,013 --> 00:44:01,682
‎-妳做什麼？
‎-我跟錫安通過電話

750
00:44:01,765 --> 00:44:03,058
‎他跟我說了書的事

751
00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:04,893
‎他不配當老師

752
00:44:05,477 --> 00:44:06,770
‎妳以為我不知道嗎？

753
00:44:08,188 --> 00:44:10,732
‎萬一妳被抓到怎麼辦？
‎你覺得校方會放過我嗎？

754
00:44:10,816 --> 00:44:13,652
‎妳不能老是為所欲為

755
00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:16,071
‎這就是我不告訴妳的原因

756
00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:18,824
‎妳根本不懂我的處境

757
00:44:18,907 --> 00:44:22,202
‎我什麼都不能跟妳說
‎因為妳可能會做這種離譜的事

758
00:44:22,285 --> 00:44:24,955
‎我不可能眼睜睜
‎看著別人這樣糟蹋我女兒

759
00:44:25,539 --> 00:44:28,291
‎我是妳媽媽
‎這世上沒有人比我更愛妳

760
00:44:30,085 --> 00:44:32,421
‎-我知道
‎-我願意為妳做任何事

761
00:44:33,547 --> 00:44:34,381
‎好嗎？

762
00:44:35,382 --> 00:44:36,258
‎妳知道的

763
00:44:38,218 --> 00:44:39,261
‎太沉重了

764
00:44:40,804 --> 00:44:42,264
‎妳給我的負擔太沉重了

765
00:44:44,057 --> 00:44:46,143
‎-妳們好
‎-吉登老師，你好

766
00:44:46,727 --> 00:44:47,686
‎這是我媽

767
00:44:47,769 --> 00:44:49,062
‎幸會

768
00:44:49,855 --> 00:44:51,481
‎金妮跟我說了你的事

769
00:44:52,524 --> 00:44:55,527
‎很好，既然打過招呼了
‎我們先走一步

770
00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:57,446
‎把東西也一起帶走

771
00:45:04,619 --> 00:45:07,080
‎（開放麥克風之夜）

772
00:45:07,164 --> 00:45:10,375
‎-哇，好酷
‎-就是說吧？我好期待

773
00:45:11,293 --> 00:45:14,296
‎-妳在寫什麼？更多詩嗎？
‎-對

774
00:45:15,130 --> 00:45:16,798
‎酷，我能不能…

775
00:45:26,725 --> 00:45:28,852
‎哇，很震撼

776
00:45:30,645 --> 00:45:31,480
‎謝謝

777
00:45:33,023 --> 00:45:36,276
‎我一直透過寫詩來整理思緒

778
00:45:37,027 --> 00:45:38,236
‎信手拈來的

779
00:45:40,030 --> 00:45:42,073
‎妳應該在開放麥克風之夜上朗誦

780
00:45:42,157 --> 00:45:43,617
‎-不要
‎-為什麼？

781
00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:44,993
‎妳剛才說信手拈來

782
00:45:53,293 --> 00:45:54,669
‎我看起來怎麼樣？

783
00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:56,963
‎別那種表情

784
00:45:57,047 --> 00:45:59,257
‎這是我們這輩子
‎一直被拒於門外的場合

785
00:45:59,341 --> 00:46:01,718
‎但現在，我們不是去參加派對
‎而是派對主角

786
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:03,595
‎我們成功了

787
00:46:04,221 --> 00:46:06,139
‎努力就是為了這一天

788
00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:15,440
‎嘿！快進來吧

789
00:46:17,067 --> 00:46:18,193
‎天啊

790
00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:19,110
‎（哈囉！）

791
00:46:19,194 --> 00:46:20,946
‎不得了

792
00:46:21,029 --> 00:46:22,697
‎你們讓人刮目相看

793
00:46:22,781 --> 00:46:25,575
‎（他說我們的裝扮很出色）

794
00:46:26,785 --> 00:46:29,871
‎手銬好逼真，跟戲服是一套嗎？

795
00:46:29,955 --> 00:46:31,748
‎（這是不是跟戲服一起買的？）

796
00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:33,583
‎對

797
00:46:35,210 --> 00:46:36,628
‎保羅，請你叫車好嗎？

798
00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:37,879
‎好

799
00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:41,633
‎我的天啊，快請進

800
00:46:41,716 --> 00:46:44,719
‎-天啊
‎-尼克和傑西

801
00:46:46,221 --> 00:46:48,640
‎你們想找點致命的樂子嗎？

802
00:46:48,723 --> 00:46:51,309
‎我猜是廚房和槍枝

803
00:46:51,393 --> 00:46:54,980
‎我猜是紅小姐和毒藥

804
00:46:55,897 --> 00:46:56,731
‎好了

805
00:46:56,815 --> 00:46:59,568
‎先別玩過頭
‎都還沒到鄰里活動中心呢

806
00:46:59,651 --> 00:47:00,819
‎快點，我們走

807
00:47:00,902 --> 00:47:02,153
‎（等到了再玩，走吧）

808
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,200
‎小可愛再見
‎開放麥克風之夜玩得開心點

809
00:47:13,623 --> 00:47:17,669
‎你總是

810
00:47:17,752 --> 00:47:23,216
‎帶來失落

811
00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:27,262
‎跟你在一起

812
00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:33,143
‎跟你在一起，總是

813
00:47:33,226 --> 00:47:36,688
‎帶來失落

814
00:47:36,771 --> 00:47:41,151
‎跟你在一起…

815
00:47:41,651 --> 00:47:42,527
‎妳還好嗎？

816
00:47:43,403 --> 00:47:46,114
‎我還以為有喜劇表演

817
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:49,784
‎也許她比較適合妳

818
00:47:49,868 --> 00:47:54,080
‎也許這次你會留下來

819
00:47:54,164 --> 00:47:58,126
‎你永遠是我心中的唯一

820
00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:02,088
‎唯一逃離我的人

821
00:48:02,172 --> 00:48:05,759
‎一切對你來說都不重要

822
00:48:06,343 --> 00:48:12,432
‎多希望我可以不在乎

823
00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:24,569
‎感覺好爽，把情緒一次發洩完

824
00:48:25,654 --> 00:48:26,488
‎抱歉

825
00:48:26,571 --> 00:48:27,864
‎做妳自己就好

826
00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:33,662
‎金妮，妳應該上台讀詩
‎真的，感覺超讚

827
00:48:36,706 --> 00:48:40,210
‎剛才就是藍農咖啡廳的帕瑪阿圖里

828
00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:42,796
‎今晚的活動策畫人

829
00:48:46,716 --> 00:48:49,552
‎各位最近都有看新聞嗎？

830
00:48:50,053 --> 00:48:53,848
‎法國有一家乳酪工廠爆炸了

831
00:48:53,932 --> 00:48:57,352
‎到處都是斷瓦“布利”

832
00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:00,438
‎好爛

833
00:49:02,983 --> 00:49:03,817
‎沒禮貌

834
00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:08,780
‎我想感謝各位今晚的蒞臨

835
00:49:08,863 --> 00:49:09,823
‎慘不忍睹

836
00:49:10,532 --> 00:49:11,950
‎妳應該去讀詩

837
00:49:12,033 --> 00:49:14,369
‎我們剛收到銀行的通知

838
00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:16,830
‎還有一筆餘額沒結清

839
00:49:18,748 --> 00:49:21,292
‎好喔，接下來是金妮米勒

840
00:49:21,376 --> 00:49:24,754
‎大概是有精彩的表演吧

841
00:49:32,178 --> 00:49:33,346
‎我看到妳笑了

842
00:49:35,265 --> 00:49:37,225
‎-好爛
‎-妳喜歡

843
00:49:39,644 --> 00:49:40,937
‎大家好

844
00:49:41,855 --> 00:49:45,734
‎我一直試著表達心聲，要開始了

845
00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:52,699
‎我是否已經大得不能再躲進床下？

846
00:49:53,366 --> 00:49:55,827
‎我受困在暴風雨裡
‎但風暴籠罩在我的頭頂

847
00:49:56,494 --> 00:49:59,039
‎放眼望去只有閃電
‎耳邊只聽到隆隆雷聲

848
00:49:59,122 --> 00:50:01,499
‎一個接一個，不絕於耳

849
00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:06,963
‎我曾經是盲目的
‎現在我的眼罩已被揭開

850
00:50:07,047 --> 00:50:11,342
‎但我奮力緊閉雙眸，讓眼前恢復漆黑

851
00:50:11,426 --> 00:50:12,969
‎保持未知，只有全心信任

852
00:50:13,053 --> 00:50:15,597
‎因為知道了以後
‎我清楚我必須為妳付出

853
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:16,806
‎妳為我塑造的樣貌

854
00:50:16,890 --> 00:50:19,476
‎我寧願不惜代價將它洗去

855
00:50:21,895 --> 00:50:24,189
‎猛力刷除那個該死的汙點

856
00:50:24,773 --> 00:50:26,399
‎但刺青洗不掉

857
00:50:26,483 --> 00:50:29,235
‎而如今我也難辭其咎

858
00:50:42,665 --> 00:50:47,128
‎我咬牙切齒，聲嘶力竭
‎直到嗓子沙啞

859
00:50:47,754 --> 00:50:51,424
‎我的聲帶因為惡毒的關鍵真相而顫抖

860
00:50:51,508 --> 00:50:54,594
‎我不吐不快，而妳必須傾聽

861
00:50:55,261 --> 00:50:58,556
‎我的舌頭因為不堪負荷的沉默而哆嗦

862
00:50:59,099 --> 00:51:01,351
‎聲音如鯁在喉

863
00:51:01,434 --> 00:51:04,229
‎只能硬生生將它嚥下

864
00:51:04,312 --> 00:51:06,564
‎人家說母親最有智慧

865
00:51:06,648 --> 00:51:08,858
‎但萬一碰上母親不懂的事呢？

866
00:51:08,942 --> 00:51:11,861
‎就好像她能幫妳編髮辮
‎同時又是郝思嘉的狂粉

867
00:51:12,445 --> 00:51:14,489
‎妳總說我是妳的倒影

868
00:51:14,572 --> 00:51:16,991
‎但我不能躲在妳的笑容後面

869
00:51:17,075 --> 00:51:21,162
‎而且我的立足之地
‎跟妳分處鏡子的兩端

870
00:51:21,830 --> 00:51:23,581
‎我們母女相依為命？

871
00:51:24,249 --> 00:51:28,253
‎但這世界以妳無法理解
‎或體會的方式與我作對

872
00:51:28,336 --> 00:51:30,380
‎難怪妳難以分辨真偽

873
00:51:31,256 --> 00:51:34,342
‎我受夠了默默受苦

874
00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:38,346
‎今天我要重重跺腳，大肆咆哮

875
00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:41,057
‎直到我把心裡的字字句句
‎一股腦傾吐殆盡

876
00:51:41,975 --> 00:51:44,185
‎光是知悉與旁觀

877
00:51:44,269 --> 00:51:45,979
‎就等於我的默許

878
00:51:46,062 --> 00:51:48,064
‎我曾經乾淨的雙手如今已玷汙

879
00:51:48,148 --> 00:51:49,816
‎沾染上無心而犯的罪過

880
00:51:49,899 --> 00:51:52,819
‎我沒說過的話，跟沒屠殺的龍

881
00:51:53,361 --> 00:51:55,446
‎我繼承了罪惡

882
00:51:55,530 --> 00:51:58,741
‎成了生下我的那頭怪物

883
00:52:24,267 --> 00:52:26,394
‎-妳還沒走啊？
‎-我不想回家

884
00:52:29,272 --> 00:52:30,315
‎我喜歡你的單口相聲

885
00:52:31,858 --> 00:52:34,819
‎-才怪
‎-你知道我一直想做什麼嗎？

886
00:52:35,361 --> 00:52:36,196
‎什麼？

887
00:52:39,282 --> 00:52:40,116
‎借過

888
00:52:40,992 --> 00:52:42,827
‎妳不能把我踢出我的吧台

889
00:52:46,915 --> 00:52:49,792
‎不會吧，妳幹嘛？

890
00:52:50,585 --> 00:52:53,171
‎不會吧，她居然演電梯向下？

891
00:52:54,547 --> 00:52:55,506
‎等等，有更精彩的

892
00:52:56,966 --> 00:53:00,011
‎划槳手？這是妳一直想做的事？

893
00:53:01,054 --> 00:53:02,472
‎真的很不賴

894
00:53:02,555 --> 00:53:05,475
‎現在妳應該離開吧台了

895
00:53:08,102 --> 00:53:09,562
‎抱歉，我不是有意…

896
00:53:57,277 --> 00:54:00,989
‎媽，對不起
‎我沒想到妳今晚會來

897
00:54:02,657 --> 00:54:05,243
‎我的派對結束，想給妳一個驚喜

898
00:54:10,373 --> 00:54:13,334
‎有時候我都不敢相信
‎妳都長這麼大了

899
00:54:14,043 --> 00:54:17,463
‎妳這麼聰明，充滿創意

900
00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:20,717
‎我甚至沒讀高中，但是妳…

901
00:54:24,095 --> 00:54:25,346
‎妳是個奇蹟

902
00:54:29,475 --> 00:54:33,062
‎真沒想到妳居然是我生的

903
00:54:37,025 --> 00:54:37,859
‎媽…

904
00:54:43,448 --> 00:54:45,783
‎我希望我媽能理解

905
00:54:47,618 --> 00:54:49,245
‎我不知道她怎麼辦到的

906
00:54:50,788 --> 00:54:53,333
‎把所有不堪的過去牢牢鎖在心裡

907
00:54:55,835 --> 00:54:56,961
‎她是銳不可擋的力量

908
00:55:00,256 --> 00:55:01,758
‎勇往直前

909
00:55:03,217 --> 00:55:05,053
‎什麼都擊不倒她

910
00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:10,183
‎妳好，我是吉爾提明斯

911
00:55:14,979 --> 00:55:15,855
‎爸？

912
00:56:35,351 --> 00:56:40,356
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