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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎薇金妮雅

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‎妳還在賴床？

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‎不要，媽，別這樣

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‎該起床了

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‎我媽是現實主義者

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‎有退休金的人才有資格懷抱夢想

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‎做人一定要腳踏實地、腦袋清晰

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‎今天是快樂星期五

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‎金妮早安，歡迎來到星期五

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‎好高騖遠是笨蛋

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‎只有大笨蛋才會有遠大夢想

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‎馬帝，我買這棟房子的時候是以為

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‎這筆錢會進到我的名下

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‎我現在對著房貸跟帳單乾瞪眼

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‎馬帝，我一窮二白了，知道嗎？

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‎拜託把我的錢弄到手

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‎不然我只好訴諸不得已的手段

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‎我投向耶穌懷抱了嗎？

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‎沒有，這王八蛋故意若即若離

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‎請不要再打給我了

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‎上衣很騷

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‎是在妳偷東西的店買的

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‎要格子鬆餅嗎？我親手烤的

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‎這是什麼？

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‎高二宿營

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‎歡迎來到歡樂谷

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‎看來平常如果都睡高級枕頭

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‎可以在體育館用睡袋打地鋪
‎也算是吸引人了

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‎這是艾倫主辦的
‎妳可以直接把我的入場費給她

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‎不好意思，小姐，妳自己有工作

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‎我今天放學才開始上班

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‎現在還沒有半毛錢

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‎-要多少錢？
‎-100元

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‎在就讀的學校過夜要100元？

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‎是妳把我們搬到這個有錢白人小鎮

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‎這裡就是這樣

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‎這些人很奇怪

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‎超級奇怪

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‎在高中待一整晚？

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‎聽起來就是浪費了星期六

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‎這個星期六晚上
‎是我人生中最重要的一夜

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‎我沒什麼好說的，妳現在禁足中

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‎媽，這是高二宿營

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‎不該在禁足範圍內

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‎妳為什麼就是不明白？

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‎我不去的話會死

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‎我去的話會死

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‎我費了好幾小時的功夫

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‎研究熱狗攤跟螢光棒供應商

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‎真要說誰有資格死，那非我莫屬

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‎我們可以一家人一起死

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‎我的朋友都不去

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‎妳真的是史上最爛母親

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‎妳為什麼不能跟喬琪雅一樣酷？

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‎我確實是很酷

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‎鄰居早

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‎請進，一起吃吧

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‎他叫妳快逃，救自己一命

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‎我是來幫金妮付入場費的

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‎妳看，媽，金妮要去

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‎妳要吃早餐嗎？

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‎妳真是個好媽媽

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‎梅可欣，她真是好媽媽，對吧？

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‎梅可欣，妳如果想要證明

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‎妳有資格參加高二宿營

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‎應該還有其他辦法

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‎而不是衝著艾倫大吼

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‎對，不要再衝著艾倫大吼了

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‎這絕對是絕地武士的心靈操控術

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‎馬可仕，你去學校學點東西吧

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‎妳知道這是不可能的

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‎真希望我可以把妳打包帶著跑

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‎我突然靈機一動

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‎還是我和妳一起當宿營導護好了

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‎這樣妳就不用自己一個人受難

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‎那就太棒了，我喜歡

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‎我要排貝芙值凌晨兩點的看門班

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‎她一定會氣死

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‎謝謝妳

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‎我媽有可能會讓我參加高二宿營

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‎太棒了，我可不想自己參加

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‎妳為什麼還是覺得大家都討厭妳？

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‎不是每個人都覺得自己被討厭嗎？

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‎說得有理

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‎我根本無法想像不能去的樣子

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‎這是我找萊莉調情的大好機會

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‎妳確定她是同志嗎？

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‎我不知道，但排演時有點來電

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‎她完美介於假同志與女同志之間

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‎明天的酒處理得如何？

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‎普雷斯，你想去那間加油站
‎試看看能不能買個30罐嗎？

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‎我不想太常用這招
‎以免他開始要看我證件

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‎我們得把東西弄到手

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‎裘丹不能再從他媽媽的機上包拿嗎？

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‎我不想喝迷你杯

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‎我喜歡，感覺很像巨人

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‎你們會變成那種噁心分享一切的情侶

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‎讓我想到自己會孤獨死去嗎？

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‎我不是說你們是情侶

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‎或是你們會成為情侶

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‎誰說得準呢？

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‎我們可能第三節下課就被北韓轟炸了

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‎我要去上課了

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‎尷尬

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‎保姆網啊，要去激情約會嗎？

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‎高二宿營

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‎我要去當導護，需要臨時保姆

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‎應該要有這種APP才對

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‎原來…這招聰明

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‎不要…

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‎你會喜歡奧斯汀的

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‎-是喔
‎-他有趣又好相處，很早上床睡覺

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‎妳知道我最喜歡小孩哪點嗎？

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‎就是我沒小孩，也不用照顧

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‎-會很好玩喔
‎-妳知道怎樣才好玩嗎？

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‎酒吧的大老二週六夜，那才好玩

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‎抱歉了

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‎尼克

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‎尼克，我快絕望了

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‎好喔

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‎-那妳現在跟妳的上衣很搭
‎-求求你

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‎-我已經答應要去了，拜託
‎-喬琪雅

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‎我要怎麼說妳才會明白？

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‎我這樣說好了

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‎我不買綠香蕉

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‎因為我不喜歡沒熟的東西

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‎小孩就是還沒熟的人類

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‎請容我拒絕

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‎妳要去擔任高二宿營的導護？

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‎除非能找到人照顧奧斯汀，但…

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‎我有空

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‎我可以幫妳照顧他

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‎真的嗎？你願意照顧他？

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‎願意，畢竟我是校委會成員

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‎所以我瞭解高二宿營有多重要

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‎而且我和妳的孩子一起打過草地滾球

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‎所以算有交情了

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‎我不能麻煩你

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‎但妳就能麻煩我

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‎聽我說

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‎我無法想像當在職單親媽媽有多辛苦

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‎但我聽說照顧小孩是一大苦工

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‎所以…

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‎你是我的救命恩人

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‎你真的不介意嗎？

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‎不會，完全沒問題

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‎交給我就好

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‎我真的很感激你

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‎不用再客氣了

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‎就這樣

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‎“你是我的救命恩人”

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‎梅可欣，幾點要彩排？

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‎應該是3點

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‎天啊，我好愛妳的戒指

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‎妳的手超柔軟

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‎謝謝，是我皮膚好啦

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‎我好期待今天的跳舞橋段

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‎佛西的作品好性感

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‎“是我皮膚好啦”？

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‎妳看，完全來電

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‎我知道本週末是高二宿營

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‎但我們還是不能偷懶

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‎拜託一下，我要妳們細碎走動

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‎手在身側上下擺動

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‎轉身向左，臀部翹出，表情擺好

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‎沒那麼困難，好嗎？

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‎這樣吧，妳們再跳一次，性感一點

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‎我要每個觀眾都血脈賁張

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‎你是說我們的爸媽？

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‎請就位

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‎辣

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‎好，選咖啡

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‎選結帳

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‎刷卡

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‎很好，他們會簽名

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‎然後妳再翻回來按輸入

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‎懂嗎？

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‎-懂，老闆
‎-很好

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‎你要幹嘛？

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‎妳應該是要說

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‎“歡迎光臨藍農咖啡，要點什麼嗎？”

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‎我就是要說：“你要幹嘛？”

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‎親切的服務

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‎冰咖啡

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‎黑咖啡，不要牛奶

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‎跟你的心一樣黑嗎？

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‎3元，我們不收數位支付

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‎就是…

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‎表現很好，真的…

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‎很好

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‎唯一要注意的細節

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‎就是不要懷著那麼高的敵意

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‎接待客人

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‎好吧

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‎明天就是高二宿營了

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‎（我幫爸媽做一堆家事
‎猜猜誰能參加宿營了？）

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‎（謝天謝地！）

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‎（我該向萊莉表白嗎？）

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‎（沒愛啦金？有人在嗎？）

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‎（她真的是同志嗎？)

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‎（還是看情況再說？）

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‎（梅可欣已離開對話）

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‎（梅可欣真的生氣了嗎？）

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‎（她每天至少怒離一次以示抗議）

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‎你還說“我想要努力看看”

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‎我努力要跟妳溝通

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‎妳卻不願和我妥協

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‎（諾拉每次都屈服，把她加回來）

210
00:13:43,635 --> 00:13:45,387
‎（諾拉把梅可欣加入此對話）

211
00:13:45,887 --> 00:13:46,888
‎（妳看，我就知道）

212
00:13:48,473 --> 00:13:50,851
‎（梅可欣，妳們來不來電
‎只有妳最清楚）

213
00:13:50,934 --> 00:13:52,686
‎（隨便啦
‎金妮，妳跟杭特怎樣？）

214
00:13:52,769 --> 00:13:53,770
‎（你們交往了嗎？）

215
00:13:58,191 --> 00:13:59,442
‎（不知道，我該問嗎？）

216
00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:01,987
‎（這個嘛…）

217
00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:02,904
‎（裝作不在意）

218
00:14:02,988 --> 00:14:04,072
‎（絕不能主動問他）

219
00:14:04,865 --> 00:14:06,533
‎（我的天啊）

220
00:14:06,616 --> 00:14:07,617
‎（要淡定）

221
00:14:07,701 --> 00:14:08,535
‎（還要有趣）

222
00:14:10,328 --> 00:14:11,997
‎（淡定又有趣，喜歡這件嗎？）

223
00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:16,793
‎（辣臀喔，是哈伯褲？）

224
00:14:20,964 --> 00:14:21,798
‎（梅可欣）

225
00:14:25,051 --> 00:14:26,678
‎（哈伯褲是什麼？）

226
00:14:28,346 --> 00:14:30,140
‎（最棒的牛仔褲）

227
00:14:30,223 --> 00:14:31,474
‎（穿了有美臀，又舒適）

228
00:14:31,558 --> 00:14:32,475
‎（要價300元）

229
00:14:34,728 --> 00:14:36,605
‎（真可愛）

230
00:14:37,188 --> 00:14:38,523
‎（很好，我明天就穿這件）

231
00:14:38,607 --> 00:14:39,482
‎（好耶，穿吧）

232
00:14:43,361 --> 00:14:44,905
‎（等等，我們要穿睡褲）

233
00:14:44,988 --> 00:14:46,656
‎（真的嗎？）

234
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:47,908
‎（真的，一定會很讚）

235
00:14:49,409 --> 00:14:51,369
‎（艾比：妳真的想穿睡褲嗎？）

236
00:14:51,453 --> 00:14:52,913
‎（梅可欣：艾比每次都這樣）

237
00:14:55,248 --> 00:14:57,250
‎（我們早就決定了，諾拉？金妮？）

238
00:14:57,334 --> 00:14:58,418
‎（對，我加入）

239
00:14:59,961 --> 00:15:02,297
‎（好，我沒問題）

240
00:15:12,474 --> 00:15:14,768
‎（艾比：好吧）

241
00:15:16,269 --> 00:15:18,021
‎（很好，沒愛啦金要強勢登場了）

242
00:15:42,462 --> 00:15:46,132
‎（沒愛啦金）

243
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:21,543
‎小妹妹們

244
00:16:21,626 --> 00:16:24,212
‎沒愛啦金…

245
00:16:24,295 --> 00:16:26,089
‎沒愛啦金是什麼？

246
00:16:26,172 --> 00:16:28,174
‎就是四個字念在一起

247
00:16:28,258 --> 00:16:29,968
‎可以請妳別這樣嗎？

248
00:16:30,969 --> 00:16:33,179
‎不過我愛妳，我超感激能參加宿營

249
00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:35,974
‎沒愛啦金就是不愛拉筋嘛

250
00:16:36,057 --> 00:16:37,434
‎媽，別說了

251
00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:40,103
‎艾倫和我說不定也該訂做一套上衣

252
00:16:40,186 --> 00:16:41,980
‎妳是想害我丟臉嗎？

253
00:16:42,063 --> 00:16:43,732
‎妳穿就沒問題，我穿卻很丟臉？

254
00:16:44,649 --> 00:16:46,860
‎拜託，輕鬆一點

255
00:16:46,943 --> 00:16:50,196
‎妳千萬別提到前夫或前男友

256
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:53,283
‎絕對不能跟我朋友談他們的性生活

257
00:16:53,366 --> 00:16:55,827
‎還有，別跟學生或其他家長調情

258
00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:57,829
‎還有，請不要在教室抽大麻

259
00:16:57,912 --> 00:16:58,913
‎我也只做過那麼一次

260
00:16:58,997 --> 00:17:00,331
‎媽，拜託妳

261
00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:03,501
‎原來我會造成妳的麻煩

262
00:17:05,295 --> 00:17:08,548
‎好啦，我不會害妳丟臉，金

263
00:17:14,387 --> 00:17:16,431
‎這是以備艾薇莉…寶貝再見

264
00:17:16,514 --> 00:17:18,892
‎…不小心接觸到花生

265
00:17:18,975 --> 00:17:20,894
‎麻煩妳們確保她能玩得開心

266
00:17:20,977 --> 00:17:22,353
‎她有點害羞

267
00:17:22,437 --> 00:17:23,772
‎她有廣泛性焦慮症

268
00:17:23,855 --> 00:17:25,690
‎而且對今晚抱有很多恐懼

269
00:17:25,774 --> 00:17:28,026
‎好了，謝謝妳們

270
00:17:28,777 --> 00:17:29,736
‎不好意思

271
00:17:29,819 --> 00:17:32,989
‎真不敢相信我們今晚
‎要負責超過200名學生的安危

272
00:17:33,073 --> 00:17:35,825
‎通常做這種事要有執照吧

273
00:17:35,909 --> 00:17:36,993
‎又是一支腎上腺素筆

274
00:17:38,369 --> 00:17:39,996
‎我們有什麼該做的嗎？

275
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,414
‎還是該檢查什麼？

276
00:17:41,498 --> 00:17:43,875
‎絕對不要，檢查就有機會找到

277
00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:47,504
‎我今晚只有一個目標

278
00:17:47,587 --> 00:17:48,880
‎就是大家平安活下來

279
00:17:49,714 --> 00:17:51,049
‎我跟妳一樣有信心

280
00:17:51,132 --> 00:17:52,300
‎我一點信心都沒有

281
00:17:52,383 --> 00:17:53,635
‎這是我的終極惡夢

282
00:17:56,805 --> 00:17:58,389
‎（高二宿營，夢想成真嘉年華）

283
00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:02,811
‎這比我想像中的還要棒

284
00:18:02,894 --> 00:18:05,647
‎哇靠，這簡直就是加強版嘉年華

285
00:18:21,246 --> 00:18:24,332
‎我幫我們佔了位置，到處探勘了一下

286
00:18:24,415 --> 00:18:25,625
‎想好了策略

287
00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:26,626
‎我喜歡策略

288
00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:28,336
‎我也喜歡策略

289
00:18:28,419 --> 00:18:31,089
‎我的策略就是我們去玩個瘋狂

290
00:19:04,622 --> 00:19:07,625
‎等一下，我有個好主意
‎妳們一定會喜歡

291
00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:09,169
‎這邊

292
00:19:09,752 --> 00:19:11,087
‎不好意思，別擋路

293
00:19:32,692 --> 00:19:34,235
‎我可以跟金妮拍一張嗎？

294
00:19:35,278 --> 00:19:36,988
‎-沒問題
‎-儘管拍吧

295
00:19:45,538 --> 00:19:47,749
‎-妳玩得開心嗎？
‎-這個活動也太扯了

296
00:19:47,832 --> 00:19:50,877
‎我上一所學校在高四日
‎裝了一台遊戲機，但也就這樣

297
00:19:52,921 --> 00:19:53,838
‎你最喜歡哪部分？

298
00:19:55,089 --> 00:19:55,924
‎這部分

299
00:21:27,348 --> 00:21:29,726
‎我的策略就是不停餵食

300
00:21:29,809 --> 00:21:31,894
‎我發現他們會跟著食物走

301
00:21:32,812 --> 00:21:33,646
‎是啊

302
00:21:33,730 --> 00:21:35,606
‎妳有看到馬可仕嗎？

303
00:21:36,566 --> 00:21:37,442
‎沒有

304
00:21:37,942 --> 00:21:40,403
‎我或許不該逼他參加

305
00:21:41,195 --> 00:21:42,822
‎他很不適應這種活動

306
00:21:43,614 --> 00:21:45,992
‎他去年很不順

307
00:21:47,618 --> 00:21:48,911
‎他過得很辛苦

308
00:21:50,455 --> 00:21:53,333
‎妳有沒有感覺過
‎當爸媽就像終極猜謎遊戲？

309
00:21:58,713 --> 00:22:00,173
‎我們還是有做對一些事

310
00:22:11,809 --> 00:22:13,603
‎我只是想告訴妳

311
00:22:13,686 --> 00:22:16,814
‎妳媽辣得冒火

312
00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:25,448
‎我就知道妳會想跳這首
‎這首是我們的最愛之一

313
00:22:25,531 --> 00:22:27,784
‎媽，別再死盯著我了，很變態

314
00:22:27,867 --> 00:22:29,660
‎妳可以先去別的地方當導護嗎？

315
00:22:34,165 --> 00:22:36,876
‎媽，可以幫我拿著嗎？謝謝

316
00:22:51,265 --> 00:22:53,726
‎好了，我叫這道菜“再來一盤”

317
00:22:53,810 --> 00:22:55,436
‎因為等你吃過以後

318
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:56,854
‎就會求著再來一盤

319
00:22:58,106 --> 00:22:59,148
‎吃吧

320
00:23:01,484 --> 00:23:02,944
‎我不喜歡

321
00:23:04,695 --> 00:23:05,905
‎你連吃都還沒吃

322
00:23:07,073 --> 00:23:07,990
‎別這樣

323
00:23:08,074 --> 00:23:11,035
‎這是我的超特機密食譜

324
00:23:14,330 --> 00:23:16,124
‎好吧，你贏了

325
00:23:16,749 --> 00:23:17,834
‎你可以不用吃

326
00:23:18,334 --> 00:23:20,378
‎我再幫你找點別的東西

327
00:23:21,546 --> 00:23:22,713
‎你喜歡什麼？

328
00:23:25,716 --> 00:23:26,717
‎你喜歡怪表情嗎？

329
00:23:27,343 --> 00:23:28,678
‎你最怪的表情是什麼？

330
00:23:31,097 --> 00:23:32,557
‎你能做出比這還怪的表情嗎？

331
00:23:35,852 --> 00:23:37,145
‎做個怪表情來看看嘛

332
00:23:37,228 --> 00:23:38,062
‎不要

333
00:23:39,188 --> 00:23:41,607
‎我媽說過我們會是三人世界

334
00:23:45,069 --> 00:23:46,195
‎奧斯汀，我不是…

335
00:23:47,447 --> 00:23:49,782
‎我只是在幫你媽的忙，沒別的意思

336
00:23:49,866 --> 00:23:52,660
‎你在草地滾球也是在幫她嗎？

337
00:24:24,442 --> 00:24:26,569
‎（懷孕）

338
00:24:26,652 --> 00:24:27,862
‎我的天啊

339
00:24:33,326 --> 00:24:34,785
‎妳是彩虹小馬

340
00:24:34,869 --> 00:24:37,580
‎我愛亞莉安娜格蘭德，她好優雅

341
00:24:38,789 --> 00:24:39,999
‎看來輪到妳囉

342
00:24:41,042 --> 00:24:42,585
‎我還是保持這樣就好

343
00:24:42,668 --> 00:24:44,837
‎不行，我們拍IG照必須造型一致

344
00:24:44,921 --> 00:24:47,215
‎對，別學艾比耍賤穿牛仔褲

345
00:24:47,298 --> 00:24:48,966
‎-妳說什麼？
‎-我真的不想…

346
00:24:49,050 --> 00:24:51,636
‎我們到底是不是一國的？

347
00:24:51,719 --> 00:24:53,679
‎快點，換妳綁馬尾了

348
00:24:53,763 --> 00:24:54,639
‎坐下

349
00:24:55,431 --> 00:24:56,682
‎我們一定會很可愛

350
00:24:58,226 --> 00:24:59,685
‎妳和杭特好速配

351
00:24:59,769 --> 00:25:01,479
‎都溫暖了我的鐵石心腸

352
00:25:01,562 --> 00:25:03,606
‎而且莎曼珊超級吃醋

353
00:25:05,441 --> 00:25:07,235
‎我們在照相亭裡接吻了

354
00:25:07,318 --> 00:25:09,070
‎還不停互傳照片

355
00:25:09,570 --> 00:25:11,072
‎妳們說得沒錯，他的確喜歡我

356
00:25:15,409 --> 00:25:16,827
‎妳們覺得他不喜歡我嗎？

357
00:25:16,911 --> 00:25:18,746
‎不是，是妳的頭髮出問題了

358
00:25:26,003 --> 00:25:27,672
‎要我們幫妳一起挽救嗎？

359
00:25:29,048 --> 00:25:31,384
‎不用了，我馬上回來

360
00:25:31,467 --> 00:25:32,468
‎要我們一起去嗎？

361
00:25:32,552 --> 00:25:33,761
‎不用，我自己來

362
00:25:37,390 --> 00:25:40,309
‎然後我就幫諾拉報名PSAT密集訓練班

363
00:25:40,393 --> 00:25:43,271
‎儘管這就表示花式溜冰得移到週四晚

364
00:25:43,354 --> 00:25:44,647
‎長笛課要移到週末

365
00:25:44,730 --> 00:25:46,816
‎不過這就是代價嘛

366
00:25:51,153 --> 00:25:52,738
‎我們真的不用巡邏看看

367
00:25:52,822 --> 00:25:56,033
‎學生有沒有偷跑出去喝酒、做愛或…

368
00:25:56,117 --> 00:25:58,619
‎不要，巡邏的話就有可能看到

369
00:25:58,703 --> 00:26:01,038
‎我們今晚只有一個目標

370
00:26:01,122 --> 00:26:02,832
‎-所有人平安活下來
‎-沒錯

371
00:26:02,915 --> 00:26:05,293
‎尤其是貝芙
‎因為我有可能不小心宰了她

372
00:26:08,546 --> 00:26:09,755
‎披薩來了，很好

373
00:26:10,256 --> 00:26:13,593
‎我只要把現金盒拿去校長室就好

374
00:26:13,676 --> 00:26:15,094
‎我幫妳拿過去

375
00:26:15,177 --> 00:26:16,387
‎謝謝妳

376
00:26:20,641 --> 00:26:22,560
‎我戒掉了所有咖啡因

377
00:26:22,643 --> 00:26:24,186
‎現在舒服多了

378
00:26:24,687 --> 00:26:25,896
‎這是酒，貝芙

379
00:26:26,564 --> 00:26:27,523
‎是酒

380
00:26:41,537 --> 00:26:42,663
‎我就是這種下場

381
00:26:43,664 --> 00:26:44,540
‎綁馬尾嘛

382
00:27:15,279 --> 00:27:16,906
‎謝謝你帶酒來，寶貝

383
00:27:16,989 --> 00:27:19,617
‎要謝就謝我那個供應飛機餐的媽媽

384
00:27:20,201 --> 00:27:22,620
‎請容我介紹今天的品酒之旅

385
00:27:23,329 --> 00:27:25,289
‎就從清爽的俄羅斯伏特加開始

386
00:27:25,373 --> 00:27:28,918
‎再來到煙燻干邑白蘭地

387
00:27:29,001 --> 00:27:33,631
‎然後再用一點濃烈餐後酒當結尾

388
00:27:34,382 --> 00:27:35,591
‎餐後酒

389
00:27:36,092 --> 00:27:38,219
‎西班牙文課上得有價值喔

390
00:27:38,803 --> 00:27:40,388
‎想玩真心話大冒險嗎？

391
00:27:40,471 --> 00:27:42,473
‎-不太想
‎-什麼？

392
00:27:43,349 --> 00:27:44,850
‎想玩真心話大進擊嗎？

393
00:27:45,351 --> 00:27:47,186
‎不講真心話就會被攻擊

394
00:27:47,978 --> 00:27:48,854
‎不要！

395
00:27:50,314 --> 00:27:51,691
‎你的牌是…

396
00:27:52,775 --> 00:27:53,734
‎方塊J嗎？

397
00:27:54,735 --> 00:27:55,903
‎我記不得了

398
00:28:07,164 --> 00:28:08,332
‎你喜歡足球嗎？

399
00:28:10,543 --> 00:28:11,752
‎是我爸帶我入門的

400
00:28:12,253 --> 00:28:13,587
‎他以前會帶我去看比賽

401
00:28:13,671 --> 00:28:14,922
‎足球真的是最棒的運動

402
00:28:15,005 --> 00:28:17,299
‎富戰略性、高尚，又很…

403
00:28:17,383 --> 00:28:18,217
‎白癡喔！

404
00:28:20,094 --> 00:28:23,264
‎這怎麼可能是紅牌？
‎你搞什麼鬼，白癡？

405
00:28:25,433 --> 00:28:26,434
‎剛剛那是什麼？

406
00:28:26,517 --> 00:28:27,727
‎你笑了嗎？

407
00:28:27,810 --> 00:28:28,728
‎哪裡好笑？

408
00:28:30,479 --> 00:28:31,522
‎白癡喔

409
00:28:31,605 --> 00:28:33,774
‎你這個大蠢蛋

410
00:28:33,858 --> 00:28:35,651
‎你這個大蠢蛋

411
00:28:37,153 --> 00:28:38,112
‎好喔

412
00:28:40,406 --> 00:28:41,741
‎看來你也是足球迷嘛

413
00:28:49,373 --> 00:28:51,208
‎你知道這樣看起來有多詭異吧？

414
00:28:52,168 --> 00:28:53,294
‎對，我看起來很可笑

415
00:28:56,630 --> 00:28:58,132
‎你躲在這裡幹嘛？

416
00:28:58,215 --> 00:29:00,509
‎我在努力撐過這次無聊宿營

417
00:29:00,593 --> 00:29:02,762
‎才不無聊，明明就很好玩

418
00:29:02,845 --> 00:29:04,221
‎跳排舞很好玩？

419
00:29:05,639 --> 00:29:06,557
‎頭髮不錯喔

420
00:29:07,183 --> 00:29:08,559
‎不要再提我的頭髮了

421
00:29:08,642 --> 00:29:10,728
‎為什麼大家都這麼關心我的頭髮？

422
00:29:10,811 --> 00:29:12,188
‎擔心你自己的頭髮吧

423
00:29:12,688 --> 00:29:15,858
‎我既強悍又另類，酷到不屑玩樂

424
00:29:16,525 --> 00:29:18,068
‎妳是這麼看我的嗎？

425
00:29:19,069 --> 00:29:21,322
‎妳大錯特錯了，我這個人風度翩翩

426
00:29:21,906 --> 00:29:23,115
‎酷到不屑玩樂

427
00:29:25,242 --> 00:29:26,911
‎說真的，你為什麼不喜歡這活動？

428
00:29:26,994 --> 00:29:28,621
‎外面有跳跳床耶

429
00:29:29,163 --> 00:29:30,414
‎我的朋友都沒來

430
00:29:30,498 --> 00:29:31,707
‎你的女友也沒來

431
00:29:31,791 --> 00:29:33,375
‎帕瑪不是我的女友

432
00:29:34,710 --> 00:29:36,545
‎我不交女朋友

433
00:29:38,214 --> 00:29:40,716
‎“我不交女朋友”

434
00:29:44,887 --> 00:29:46,722
‎你可以找梅可欣和我們一起玩

435
00:29:46,806 --> 00:29:47,932
‎找兄弟小隊？

436
00:29:48,933 --> 00:29:49,850
‎我心領了

437
00:29:52,019 --> 00:29:53,521
‎我就不跟妳繼續糾纏了

438
00:29:53,604 --> 00:29:54,855
‎雙關語耶

439
00:29:54,939 --> 00:29:56,023
‎因為妳的…

440
00:29:56,106 --> 00:29:57,149
‎走了

441
00:29:58,442 --> 00:29:59,568
‎等一下

442
00:30:00,569 --> 00:30:03,489
‎我認為你沒那麼風度翩翩的說

443
00:30:06,158 --> 00:30:07,535
‎妳自以為的啦，小姐

444
00:30:08,244 --> 00:30:09,787
‎學我們講話有腔調的啦

445
00:30:13,874 --> 00:30:14,708
‎好

446
00:30:15,793 --> 00:30:17,920
‎裘丹，你要真心話還是大冒險？

447
00:30:18,003 --> 00:30:18,879
‎真心話

448
00:30:18,963 --> 00:30:22,091
‎無聊，繼續

449
00:30:22,675 --> 00:30:25,261
‎裘丹，你們最變態的做愛地點在哪？

450
00:30:25,344 --> 00:30:27,763
‎艾比，妳明明知道這題的答案

451
00:30:27,847 --> 00:30:29,014
‎不對，我知道妳的答案

452
00:30:29,098 --> 00:30:30,599
‎我想知道裘丹的答案，快說

453
00:30:30,683 --> 00:30:33,435
‎-別說
‎-我一定得說…

454
00:30:33,519 --> 00:30:34,854
‎布羅迪爸媽的浴缸

455
00:30:35,855 --> 00:30:38,440
‎那時艾比和梅可欣
‎在布羅迪爸媽的床上睡覺

456
00:30:38,524 --> 00:30:40,276
‎我的天啊

457
00:30:40,359 --> 00:30:41,902
‎我就知道

458
00:30:42,611 --> 00:30:43,612
‎抱歉，諾拉

459
00:30:43,696 --> 00:30:45,364
‎我早知道你們在裡面，我都聽到了

460
00:30:45,447 --> 00:30:46,699
‎真的假的？

461
00:30:46,782 --> 00:30:47,992
‎拜託一下

462
00:30:48,576 --> 00:30:50,786
‎可憐的馬帝和法蘭克
‎他們永遠都不會知道

463
00:30:50,870 --> 00:30:52,746
‎裘丹，換你了

464
00:30:55,958 --> 00:30:58,544
‎我要妳和布羅迪交換全身衣服

465
00:31:02,256 --> 00:31:04,091
‎不要，我不想要新買的哈伯褲被撐大

466
00:31:05,426 --> 00:31:07,261
‎妳是要拒絕大冒險嗎？

467
00:31:08,053 --> 00:31:09,680
‎大冒險一定要被尊重

468
00:31:09,763 --> 00:31:11,307
‎艾比，快點，別掃興

469
00:31:11,390 --> 00:31:12,516
‎不換褲子就不算達成

470
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:13,684
‎我不要脫褲子

471
00:31:15,144 --> 00:31:15,978
‎知道嗎？

472
00:31:16,061 --> 00:31:17,563
‎靠，別激動

473
00:31:18,355 --> 00:31:20,107
‎艾比，妳沒事吧？

474
00:31:20,190 --> 00:31:21,525
‎沒事，玩這個太蠢了

475
00:31:22,443 --> 00:31:23,694
‎-艾比
‎-我要走了

476
00:31:51,430 --> 00:31:52,932
‎-嘿，萊莉
‎-嘿，梅可欣

477
00:31:53,515 --> 00:31:55,517
‎-妳想出去聊聊嗎？
‎-好啊

478
00:31:55,601 --> 00:31:56,518
‎太棒了

479
00:32:05,819 --> 00:32:06,862
‎怎麼了？

480
00:32:13,827 --> 00:32:14,912
‎好，我就說了

481
00:32:14,995 --> 00:32:19,500
‎我覺得我們之間的情愫
‎應該不是我想像出來的

482
00:32:19,583 --> 00:32:21,752
‎我覺得我該直接問妳

483
00:32:21,835 --> 00:32:23,921
‎因為我真的很喜歡妳

484
00:32:24,421 --> 00:32:26,215
‎我覺得妳的才華超扯

485
00:32:26,298 --> 00:32:29,259
‎扯到誇張，跟妳搭配很令人興奮

486
00:32:29,343 --> 00:32:31,178
‎所以我想說就向妳表白

487
00:32:31,261 --> 00:32:33,514
‎看看妳是不是也有同感

488
00:32:42,773 --> 00:32:44,984
‎-梅可欣，我…
‎-唉唷，不是

489
00:32:45,067 --> 00:32:46,318
‎妳完全不用在意

490
00:32:46,402 --> 00:32:49,238
‎我大概只是喝醉或嗑藥嗑嗨了

491
00:32:49,321 --> 00:32:50,739
‎或是癲癇發作之類的

492
00:32:50,823 --> 00:32:52,700
‎真的沒什麼大不了

493
00:32:53,283 --> 00:32:54,118
‎好吧

494
00:32:55,452 --> 00:32:57,287
‎我們排演時不會尷尬吧？

495
00:32:57,871 --> 00:32:59,039
‎當然不會

496
00:33:01,125 --> 00:33:03,002
‎我很抱歉

497
00:33:03,085 --> 00:33:04,211
‎妳人很棒

498
00:33:04,294 --> 00:33:07,006
‎但我是純異性戀

499
00:33:08,257 --> 00:33:09,258
‎我也希望我不是

500
00:33:09,341 --> 00:33:11,760
‎因為我們會成為最性感的情侶

501
00:33:11,844 --> 00:33:13,929
‎我說真的，男生一定會傻眼

502
00:33:14,013 --> 00:33:15,264
‎對啊，想到就覺得扯

503
00:33:19,935 --> 00:33:21,645
‎我要回去找朋友了

504
00:33:21,729 --> 00:33:23,397
‎好，回頭見

505
00:33:24,064 --> 00:33:24,982
‎再見

506
00:33:30,446 --> 00:33:31,321
‎嘿，梅可欣

507
00:33:31,405 --> 00:33:33,323
‎嗨，妳看起來真漂亮

508
00:33:57,473 --> 00:33:58,307
‎梅可欣？

509
00:34:00,434 --> 00:34:01,894
‎對不起，我不是故意要…

510
00:34:02,811 --> 00:34:05,355
‎親愛的，妳怎麼了？

511
00:34:05,439 --> 00:34:06,815
‎我親了一個女生

512
00:34:07,691 --> 00:34:08,525
‎她不喜歡

513
00:34:11,028 --> 00:34:12,988
‎打起精神

514
00:34:19,995 --> 00:34:22,122
‎就好像我腦中有聲音在告訴我

515
00:34:22,206 --> 00:34:23,540
‎我哪裡做錯了

516
00:34:23,624 --> 00:34:26,835
‎我總是對自己非常挑剔

517
00:34:26,919 --> 00:34:28,962
‎儘管我知道根本沒人在意

518
00:34:29,630 --> 00:34:30,547
‎這有道理嗎？

519
00:34:31,048 --> 00:34:32,257
‎腦海中的聲音？

520
00:34:32,841 --> 00:34:34,760
‎糟糕，妳該去找人檢查檢查

521
00:34:36,512 --> 00:34:37,387
‎我不知道

522
00:34:37,971 --> 00:34:38,889
‎我懂

523
00:34:40,057 --> 00:34:41,225
‎威斯巴瑞爛透了

524
00:34:42,017 --> 00:34:42,935
‎才不會

525
00:34:44,144 --> 00:34:46,021
‎雖然我還在摸索這裡

526
00:34:46,105 --> 00:34:47,815
‎但我住過很多地方

527
00:34:47,898 --> 00:34:50,234
‎威斯巴瑞絕對不算爛

528
00:34:50,901 --> 00:34:52,402
‎這裡是我所住過

529
00:34:52,486 --> 00:34:54,196
‎第一個認為聰明很酷

530
00:34:54,279 --> 00:34:55,656
‎而且還希望我們成功的地方

531
00:34:55,739 --> 00:34:58,575
‎他們是希望我們
‎符合一個狹小的預設期望

532
00:34:59,159 --> 00:35:00,536
‎我們要是不上個七堂先修課

533
00:35:00,619 --> 00:35:01,829
‎就會被認為是問題學生

534
00:35:01,912 --> 00:35:04,706
‎逼我們服用聰明藥和抗焦慮劑
‎直到我們加入滑雪隊

535
00:35:05,290 --> 00:35:07,417
‎你有爸爸媽媽

536
00:35:07,501 --> 00:35:09,044
‎一間好房子

537
00:35:09,128 --> 00:35:11,964
‎還有能力追求一切興趣

538
00:35:12,464 --> 00:35:13,757
‎看看你有多少特權吧

539
00:35:13,841 --> 00:35:15,801
‎如果滑雪隊是你最大的問題…

540
00:35:15,884 --> 00:35:18,387
‎就因為我生活在威斯巴瑞
‎所以就是無病呻吟？

541
00:35:18,470 --> 00:35:20,472
‎-我沒這麼說
‎-妳就是這個意思

542
00:35:24,977 --> 00:35:25,894
‎我的…

543
00:35:27,229 --> 00:35:29,314
‎最好的朋友去年死了

544
00:35:32,484 --> 00:35:33,360
‎他…

545
00:35:33,902 --> 00:35:35,237
‎他得了癌症

546
00:35:38,157 --> 00:35:39,116
‎我很遺憾

547
00:35:41,451 --> 00:35:42,411
‎沒關係

548
00:35:43,745 --> 00:35:45,164
‎聽起來不算沒關係

549
00:35:50,752 --> 00:35:51,837
‎每個人都有慘事

550
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:55,674
‎你想談談嗎？

551
00:35:57,551 --> 00:35:58,594
‎完全不想

552
00:36:00,137 --> 00:36:01,763
‎靠，變得好凝重

553
00:36:04,474 --> 00:36:05,767
‎我們還是冷卻一下好了

554
00:36:06,727 --> 00:36:07,978
‎不要這樣

555
00:36:08,061 --> 00:36:09,438
‎-怎樣？
‎-不要啦

556
00:36:19,072 --> 00:36:20,365
‎過來一下就好

557
00:36:20,449 --> 00:36:21,992
‎我真的沒事

558
00:36:22,075 --> 00:36:25,412
‎對啦，我沒事時也會哭得不可開交

559
00:36:25,495 --> 00:36:28,165
‎我害自己出了大糗

560
00:36:28,248 --> 00:36:30,250
‎妳獻出了真心

561
00:36:30,334 --> 00:36:32,002
‎這很需要膽量

562
00:36:33,128 --> 00:36:34,838
‎愛情有很多特性，梅可欣

563
00:36:35,339 --> 00:36:36,798
‎安全可不是其中之一

564
00:36:37,925 --> 00:36:41,345
‎妳的口音讓妳講的一切都好有說服力

565
00:36:42,429 --> 00:36:44,640
‎出去玩個開心，別理萊莉

566
00:36:44,723 --> 00:36:46,475
‎冷淡就是最狠的報復

567
00:36:47,684 --> 00:36:50,646
‎謝謝，金妮有妳這個媽媽真幸運

568
00:37:04,493 --> 00:37:06,286
‎誰在裡面？

569
00:37:07,746 --> 00:37:08,872
‎“沒”才剛走

570
00:37:09,456 --> 00:37:11,500
‎我知道在這裡的“愛啦金”的其中一員

571
00:37:12,292 --> 00:37:13,252
‎小可愛？

572
00:37:13,835 --> 00:37:14,753
‎是妳嗎？

573
00:37:17,381 --> 00:37:19,007
‎-嗨，媽
‎-嘿

574
00:37:19,508 --> 00:37:21,468
‎小怪胎，妳躲在這裡幹嘛？

575
00:37:21,551 --> 00:37:22,678
‎頭髮怎麼濕了？

576
00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:26,265
‎我跟妳講過多少次
‎別讓別人碰妳頭髮？

577
00:37:26,348 --> 00:37:27,808
‎妳弄好了嗎？我想出去了

578
00:37:27,891 --> 00:37:31,270
‎這個活動根本就是
‎超荒謬的有錢人玩意

579
00:37:31,353 --> 00:37:33,272
‎我從沒見過這種事情

580
00:37:33,355 --> 00:37:37,276
‎不過妳看起來跟杭特玩得很開心喔

581
00:37:38,193 --> 00:37:39,194
‎媽

582
00:37:39,278 --> 00:37:41,280
‎怎樣？我是在支持妳耶

583
00:37:41,363 --> 00:37:42,406
‎可以別提了嗎？

584
00:37:42,489 --> 00:37:43,407
‎別這麼醜惡

585
00:37:44,533 --> 00:37:45,993
‎妳今天幹嘛對我那麼兇？

586
00:37:46,493 --> 00:37:48,745
‎我有那麼糟嗎？讓妳那麼丟臉嗎？

587
00:37:50,330 --> 00:37:53,333
‎虧我自願擔任導護
‎想確保妳能玩個開心

588
00:37:53,417 --> 00:37:55,752
‎拜託，妳不喜歡我交朋友

589
00:37:55,836 --> 00:37:58,046
‎而不是和妳待在角落批評大家

590
00:37:58,672 --> 00:38:01,133
‎妳只是很嫉妒我有這種機會
‎而妳當初沒有

591
00:38:01,216 --> 00:38:03,051
‎問題就出在這邊，我有說錯嗎？

592
00:38:03,135 --> 00:38:04,219
‎妳說什麼？

593
00:38:04,303 --> 00:38:05,679
‎隨便啦，媽

594
00:38:11,518 --> 00:38:13,270
‎我們先在這裡休息吃午餐

595
00:38:13,353 --> 00:38:15,272
‎然後再去傑克森堡

596
00:38:18,608 --> 00:38:19,443
‎這是你的

597
00:38:50,974 --> 00:38:52,017
‎謝謝

598
00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:52,934
‎不客氣

599
00:38:56,396 --> 00:38:57,522
‎這是在幹什麼？

600
00:38:58,315 --> 00:38:59,483
‎暑假歷史之旅

601
00:39:00,067 --> 00:39:04,237
‎參觀種族歧視的祖先
‎下一站是傑克森堡

602
00:39:04,821 --> 00:39:05,947
‎威斯巴瑞高中？

603
00:39:06,031 --> 00:39:08,241
‎對喔，我們是在麻州

604
00:39:08,742 --> 00:39:10,118
‎我不參加這個暑假歷史之旅

605
00:39:10,202 --> 00:39:11,203
‎就只能選夏令營

606
00:39:12,162 --> 00:39:14,498
‎高三生能選擇去布拉格，真爽

607
00:39:14,581 --> 00:39:16,666
‎不過高二生只能留在本國

608
00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:18,293
‎布拉格在哪？

609
00:39:19,461 --> 00:39:20,587
‎在歐洲

610
00:39:24,091 --> 00:39:26,802
‎你們都是從麻州威斯巴瑞來的？

611
00:39:26,885 --> 00:39:27,844
‎對

612
00:39:32,682 --> 00:39:33,683
‎靠

613
00:39:33,767 --> 00:39:34,976
‎別因為滴到醬汁就哭了

614
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,062
‎老娘想哭就哭

615
00:39:38,730 --> 00:39:39,981
‎對了，我是喬

616
00:39:40,774 --> 00:39:42,734
‎嗨，喬，我是喬琪雅

617
00:39:42,818 --> 00:39:44,486
‎住在喬治亞州的喬琪雅

618
00:39:44,569 --> 00:39:45,570
‎怎樣？

619
00:39:45,654 --> 00:39:48,198
‎沒事，完全不會讓人混淆

620
00:39:51,952 --> 00:39:54,121
‎你們很有錢嗎？

621
00:39:54,746 --> 00:39:56,790
‎不算吧，只是普通人家

622
00:39:57,416 --> 00:39:58,375
‎這是雷朋墨鏡嗎？

623
00:40:00,127 --> 00:40:01,545
‎我其實沒在管品牌

624
00:40:02,838 --> 00:40:05,632
‎不過說真的，比起人類
‎我還比較喜歡動物

625
00:40:06,341 --> 00:40:08,885
‎我想經營牧場，養幾匹馬之類的

626
00:40:09,970 --> 00:40:11,430
‎我一直都很想騎馬

627
00:40:11,513 --> 00:40:12,431
‎真的嗎？

628
00:40:12,514 --> 00:40:15,100
‎說來雖蠢，但我小時候

629
00:40:15,183 --> 00:40:17,144
‎會想像我有一匹叫奶昔的馬

630
00:40:17,227 --> 00:40:18,186
‎奶昔？

631
00:40:18,270 --> 00:40:20,397
‎喂！那是我的想像小馬耶

632
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:21,982
‎抱歉，請繼續

633
00:40:22,065 --> 00:40:24,067
‎奶昔會跟著我到處跑

634
00:40:24,151 --> 00:40:25,569
‎只有我看得到牠

635
00:40:26,236 --> 00:40:27,237
‎每當我想逃離

636
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,573
‎我就跳上牠，我們一起飛走

637
00:40:29,656 --> 00:40:31,408
‎-奶昔會飛
‎-那當然

638
00:40:35,537 --> 00:40:37,330
‎好了，大家回到車上

639
00:40:37,414 --> 00:40:38,999
‎下一站是傑克森堡

640
00:40:39,791 --> 00:40:40,876
‎我得走了

641
00:40:42,878 --> 00:40:44,045
‎送給妳吧

642
00:40:46,006 --> 00:40:47,007
‎再見，喬琪雅

643
00:40:47,090 --> 00:40:49,050
‎我要是去威斯巴瑞，就去找你

644
00:40:49,134 --> 00:40:50,218
‎好

645
00:40:57,184 --> 00:40:58,810
‎小寶貝，想去布拉格嗎？

646
00:41:11,406 --> 00:41:12,282
‎喬琪雅？

647
00:41:13,950 --> 00:41:14,826
‎喬琪雅？

648
00:41:16,912 --> 00:41:18,038
‎妳在嗎，喬琪雅？

649
00:41:19,206 --> 00:41:20,332
‎我需要一點幫忙

650
00:41:21,124 --> 00:41:23,543
‎這些賀爾蒙怪物真是不知滿足

651
00:41:23,627 --> 00:41:25,795
‎少吃點心多幫忙，好嗎？

652
00:42:28,275 --> 00:42:30,902
‎被拒絕真的很難受

653
00:42:30,986 --> 00:42:32,779
‎感覺好像她挖出我的心

654
00:42:32,862 --> 00:42:35,824
‎猛力踐踏又玩弄了一番

655
00:42:35,907 --> 00:42:37,867
‎然後再塞回我胸口，妳懂嗎？

656
00:42:37,951 --> 00:42:39,035
‎我真的很為妳遺憾

657
00:42:39,119 --> 00:42:40,453
‎昨晚也不算太爛嘛

658
00:42:40,537 --> 00:42:42,163
‎你開什麼玩笑？簡直屌爆了

659
00:42:42,247 --> 00:42:43,331
‎最爽的一夜

660
00:42:43,415 --> 00:42:44,833
‎對啊，超爽

661
00:42:46,126 --> 00:42:47,085
‎那是捲餅嗎？

662
00:42:48,295 --> 00:42:49,337
‎我收下了

663
00:42:50,130 --> 00:42:51,506
‎再那樣碰我…

664
00:42:51,590 --> 00:42:52,966
‎艾比，妳沒事吧？

665
00:42:53,758 --> 00:42:54,676
‎她醉了嗎？

666
00:42:55,427 --> 00:42:57,262
‎那個本來是要給妳的

667
00:42:57,846 --> 00:42:58,888
‎她比較需要

668
00:43:02,142 --> 00:43:03,143
‎我昨晚過得很開心

669
00:43:03,727 --> 00:43:04,644
‎我覺得妳棒呆了

670
00:43:05,604 --> 00:43:07,022
‎我也是

671
00:43:07,939 --> 00:43:08,898
‎我是說你也很棒

672
00:43:10,734 --> 00:43:11,568
‎很好

673
00:43:12,068 --> 00:43:14,654
‎因為我有事想問妳

674
00:43:16,656 --> 00:43:17,782
‎妳很聰明

675
00:43:17,866 --> 00:43:20,452
‎而且美麗動人

676
00:43:22,245 --> 00:43:23,079
‎然後…

677
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,458
‎不知道妳願不願意…

678
00:43:27,375 --> 00:43:28,251
‎當我的女朋友？

679
00:43:30,837 --> 00:43:32,297
‎你想當我的男朋友？

680
00:43:39,262 --> 00:43:40,972
‎好，當然好

681
00:43:42,057 --> 00:43:42,974
‎天啊

682
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:44,601
‎好

683
00:43:46,311 --> 00:43:48,229
‎-棒呆了
‎-好

684
00:43:57,572 --> 00:43:59,908
‎金妮好像融入得很好，妳一定很開心

685
00:43:59,991 --> 00:44:02,160
‎我簡直樂不可支

686
00:44:02,661 --> 00:44:04,496
‎-靠
‎-沒事，我來

687
00:44:04,579 --> 00:44:06,164
‎別因為滴到醬汁就哭了

688
00:44:07,624 --> 00:44:09,084
‎老娘想哭就哭

689
00:44:12,796 --> 00:44:13,713
‎好吧

690
00:44:14,673 --> 00:44:17,133
‎-活動好成功，妳是喬琪雅吧？
‎-對

691
00:44:17,217 --> 00:44:18,176
‎做得真好

692
00:44:18,677 --> 00:44:19,636
‎這是我的榮幸

693
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:20,679
‎妳們保重

694
00:44:22,222 --> 00:44:24,808
‎哈雷他媽的路亞，大家都活下來了

695
00:44:25,475 --> 00:44:27,227
‎我的心靈受到永久創傷

696
00:44:27,310 --> 00:44:28,937
‎但我很高興他們玩得很開心

697
00:44:29,020 --> 00:44:30,063
‎是啊

698
00:44:30,146 --> 00:44:32,774
‎非常感謝妳們，她玩得好開心

699
00:44:33,316 --> 00:44:34,234
‎不客氣

700
00:44:34,818 --> 00:44:37,028
‎恭喜妳，喬琪雅

701
00:44:37,112 --> 00:44:38,738
‎妳正式成為威斯巴瑞地方媽媽了

702
00:44:43,243 --> 00:44:44,327
‎金妮、梅可欣

703
00:44:47,789 --> 00:44:48,873
‎謝謝你，喬

704
00:44:48,957 --> 00:44:49,791
‎不客氣

705
00:44:55,380 --> 00:44:58,258
‎我才不信我媽不相信遠大夢想

706
00:44:59,634 --> 00:45:01,428
‎我認為她有最為遠大的夢想

707
00:45:03,179 --> 00:45:05,056
‎我知道她有多想要我擁有這一切

708
00:45:05,807 --> 00:45:07,267
‎這段她從未擁有的人生

709
00:45:08,184 --> 00:45:09,811
‎追求光明未來的機會

710
00:45:10,478 --> 00:45:11,396
‎交到好朋友

711
00:45:12,147 --> 00:45:13,231
‎交對男朋友

712
00:45:14,149 --> 00:45:15,567
‎無憂無慮的地方

713
00:45:18,486 --> 00:45:20,780
‎說什麼要教育英才

714
00:45:23,241 --> 00:45:24,242
‎不會有事的

715
00:45:24,325 --> 00:45:26,077
‎她一定會搞得很尷尬

716
00:45:28,204 --> 00:45:31,207
‎梅可欣，我想我們該貼出
‎我們扮演角色的照片

717
00:45:31,291 --> 00:45:33,001
‎激起大家對那齣戲的期待，好嗎？

718
00:45:36,212 --> 00:45:37,881
‎真可愛，我們排演再見

719
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:45,555
‎天啊，我有什麼毛病？

720
00:45:48,475 --> 00:45:49,559
‎妳是梅可欣吧？

721
00:45:51,436 --> 00:45:52,270
‎抱歉

722
00:45:52,979 --> 00:45:54,773
‎我沒想到這裡會有人

723
00:45:54,856 --> 00:45:56,941
‎我有時會來這裡讀書

724
00:45:57,025 --> 00:45:58,067
‎這裡比藍區安靜

725
00:45:58,151 --> 00:46:00,487
‎我有時會來這裡哭，所以…

726
00:46:01,321 --> 00:46:02,155
‎真是太好笑了

727
00:46:03,531 --> 00:46:04,449
‎怎麼了？

728
00:46:06,659 --> 00:46:09,662
‎我親了一個對我很曖昧的女生

729
00:46:09,746 --> 00:46:10,955
‎結果才發現她不是同志

730
00:46:11,039 --> 00:46:13,333
‎爛透了，我大概永遠都找不到真愛

731
00:46:13,416 --> 00:46:16,336
‎更糟糕的是她還一副若無其事

732
00:46:16,419 --> 00:46:18,838
‎這樣更糟，因為絕對不算沒事

733
00:46:18,922 --> 00:46:21,049
‎所以我快瘋了，所以爛透了

734
00:46:21,132 --> 00:46:23,176
‎可是我也不確定

735
00:46:23,802 --> 00:46:25,303
‎跳跳床其實有點好玩

736
00:46:28,264 --> 00:46:30,141
‎那是她的損失

737
00:46:31,142 --> 00:46:32,101
‎妳很辣

738
00:46:33,186 --> 00:46:37,190
‎下次妳可能只要
‎親個想回親妳的人就好

739
00:46:50,245 --> 00:46:51,621
‎天啊，我們快過去

740
00:46:53,456 --> 00:46:56,167
‎金妮，我快死了

741
00:46:56,251 --> 00:46:58,545
‎莎曼珊現在一定是在化學課哭死

742
00:46:58,628 --> 00:47:00,421
‎金妮，妳好上相

743
00:47:01,381 --> 00:47:02,340
‎我知道

744
00:47:02,423 --> 00:47:03,508
‎我們很速配吧？

745
00:47:11,474 --> 00:47:13,142
‎無憂無慮的地方

746
00:47:21,192 --> 00:47:23,236
‎但是每個地方都有憂慮

747
00:47:27,782 --> 00:47:29,993
‎喬琪雅並不是不相信夢想

748
00:47:32,954 --> 00:47:34,330
‎她只是覺得夢想很無謂

749
00:47:34,414 --> 00:47:36,291
‎除非能強迫夢想實現

750
00:47:44,382 --> 00:47:45,675
‎要是所有的夢想都成真

751
00:47:45,758 --> 00:47:47,427
‎卻還是不夠怎麼辦？

752
00:49:06,923 --> 00:49:11,928
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