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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎我的天啊

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‎我媽在我這年紀時懷了我

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‎也就是15歲

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‎所以我七歲時就被開導性觀念

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‎但不是尋常那種騙小孩的屁話

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‎但話說回來，我媽也不是尋常女子

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‎可以借我一枝筆嗎？

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‎性愛

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‎男人滿腦子都想要

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‎-而且自以為妳該輕易獻身
‎-謝謝妳

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‎但妳絕對什麼都別給

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‎除非能得到回報

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‎和男人做愛能得到兩種東西

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‎激情，或力量

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‎你真是個廢物

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‎但一定要確定能得到什麼

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‎不然就是被白搞了

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‎對了，要用保險套

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‎我媽從不卸下防備

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‎她永遠都掌握全局

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‎這番性開導非常有效

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‎我到現在還是處女

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‎薇金妮雅米勒

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‎可以到走廊談談嗎？

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‎薇金妮雅

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‎叫我金妮

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‎妳的繼父出了意外

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‎妳媽和妳弟正趕過來

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‎我很遺憾，親愛的

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‎他沒能撐下來

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‎可憐的安珀林恩

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‎我知道他們因為離婚鬧得不愉快

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‎不過她一定還是傷心欲絕

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‎妳有看過他的新任太太嗎？

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‎誰會在喪禮大露乳溝啊？

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‎沒教養

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‎不好意思，我絆了一下

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‎肯尼人最好了

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‎沒人比他好

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‎當了單親媽媽那麼久

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‎他簡直就是及時雨

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‎他對薇金妮雅和奧斯汀也非常好

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‎對他們視如己出

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‎他們不是他親生的

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‎卻能拿到他全部的錢

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‎把可憐大衛該拿到的遺產
‎給了那個垃圾

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‎他是個王八蛋

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‎他是個慷慨的天使

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‎真不敢相信他走了

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‎激情、力量、男人、性

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‎她說的我都信

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‎畢竟她是專家

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‎我跟我媽完全不同

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‎-但她把我抓個正著
‎-不是我

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‎-看到我在沙發大搞特搞
‎-不是我

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‎-我甚至還和她打淋浴炮
‎-不是我

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‎-她甚至把我拍了整套
‎-不是…

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‎喂！

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‎不好意思

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‎妳認為這首歌適合九歲小孩聽嗎？

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‎拜託，他根本完全聽不懂

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‎奧斯汀，這首歌在唱什麼？

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‎被抓到在浴室地板做

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‎然後為了脫身而說謊

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‎你回去玩《哈利波特》遊戲吧

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‎妳穿這什麼？

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‎活像《火爆浪子前傳》裡的凡妮莎

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‎你們的里茲佐不由斯托克德演
‎而由凡妮莎飾演

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‎正表示你們這一代問題多多

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‎斯托克德是很好

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‎但凡妮莎出乎所有人意表

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‎誰又想得到呢？

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‎妳喜歡嗎？

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‎妳看起來像是得了壞疽

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‎妳一定會喜歡麻薩諸塞州

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‎那裡很愛國

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‎最適合重新開始

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‎妳不能再懷孕了

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‎妳有什麼高見？

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‎取名叫麻薩諸塞或威斯巴瑞的寶寶？

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‎這是虐待兒童

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‎巴瑞還挺可愛的

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‎妳說過我們會在這待一陣子吧，媽？

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‎只有我們三個？

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‎記得肯尼帶我們
‎去大盆地沙漠旅行那次嗎？

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‎對，永無止盡

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‎媽咪的伴侶就像那個沙漠一樣

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‎放眼望去什麼都沒有

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‎那個沙漠裡什麼都沒有

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‎那個沙漠裡什麼都沒有

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‎我還是眼見為憑吧

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‎妳今天還真嗆

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‎怎麼回事？

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‎我很難過

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‎我是有情緒的人類，我可以難過嗎？

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‎難過？妳明明就很討厭德州

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‎我可能是在想念肯尼

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‎妳討厭肯尼

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‎嗨，警察先生

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‎那是種族歧視嗎？

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‎那是種族歧視吧？

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‎看來就算離開南方
‎那些狗屁也還是跟著來

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‎妳是怎樣？

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‎“嗨，警察先生”
‎聽起來跟三流成人片一樣

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‎被徹底搜身一番也不錯
‎我有一陣子沒被碰了

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‎噁心

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‎真的很噁心

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‎我受到創傷了

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‎妳喜歡這裡

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‎妳喜歡這裡

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‎這裡看起來像是舊瓶換新裝

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‎給我記好了
‎我們一定會在這裡呼風喚雨

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‎呼風喚雨、夷為平地、連夜逃跑

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‎還不都一樣

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‎就連政客都長得不錯

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‎他看起來像年輕版的甘迺迪

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‎就像沙漠嘛？

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‎這比休士頓的老公寓
‎以及紐奧良的電梯華廈好太多了

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‎你們看看

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‎這是我們的？只有我們三個？

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‎我要挑最大的臥室

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‎妳要來嗎？

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‎放開我

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‎妳這小賤貨，給我過來

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‎我要宰了妳，瑪麗

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‎你在想什麼？竟然在路邊抽大麻

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‎每個人都看得一清二楚

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‎鄰居、警察…

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‎我真的很想知道你腦子裡裝什麼

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‎大麻都已經合法化了

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‎對你來講不是

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‎給我進屋去

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‎你被禁足了

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‎回答啊，可惡

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‎好啦，我被禁足了

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‎不過什麼時候吃晚餐？我真的很餓

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‎媽的

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‎妳好！門開著喔

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‎請進

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‎妳好，我是艾倫貝克

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‎歡迎來當我們的鄰居

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‎我是喬琪雅米勒，妳還帶餅乾來耶

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‎妳人真好

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‎妳住在對街吧？

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‎我好像有看到妳開車回家

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‎妳都看到了吧？

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‎對，這個嘛…

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‎是這樣的，我開車回家時

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‎看到他站在街角抽大麻

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‎就站在人行道正中央

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‎毫不知恥，一點顧慮也沒有

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‎只想在星期天嗨一下

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‎我小時候至少還懂得偽裝成眼藥水
‎而且會疑神疑鬼

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‎我懂，我也有小屁孩

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‎什麼？

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‎不可能

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‎難道妳12歲就生小孩嗎？

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‎15歲

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‎哇靠

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‎-15歲
‎-對

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‎不好說，爸

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‎就是棟房子

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‎很大

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‎我正在拆箱，總覺得是在做無謂掙扎

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‎什麼？

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‎沒有，我在聽

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‎媽很好

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‎爸，我待會再打給你

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‎小可愛，我有禮物要送妳

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‎噁心

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‎超噁心

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‎但我想說妳明天可以穿去上學

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‎我才不要穿成白人大小姐
‎就算是針織衫也一樣

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‎如果再加一條深灰色圍巾呢？

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‎這是妳的新嗜好嗎？痛恨媽媽？

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‎拜託，我們的關係才不是這樣

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‎我們就像《奇異果女孩》

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‎不過胸部比較大

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‎我只是累了

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‎明天是大日子，第五間新學校了

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‎我在書上讀到
‎兒童成長期的穩定性非常重要

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‎說不定奧斯汀就是因此還在尿床

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‎這個地方不同，我能感覺得到

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‎我們會落地生根

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‎妳也是這麼說休士頓

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‎我看錯休士頓了

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‎隨便啦，每次都一樣

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‎妳有點創意好不好

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‎妳這種超刻板煩躁青少女行徑

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‎實在是很無趣

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‎我不喜歡妳生我的氣，過來啦

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‎只有我們倆相依為命
‎女兒，妳要記住這點

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‎這也太浮誇了

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‎那奧斯汀呢？

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‎妳別為明天的事緊張

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‎-我沒有
‎-騙人

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‎我才不緊張

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‎不過我的確需要好好睡一覺

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‎妳好負責任喔

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‎有時我真不敢相信
‎妳是從我體內冒出來的

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‎謝謝妳讓我想到那個畫面喔

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‎（《在路上》，傑克凱魯亞克）

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‎媽，怎麼了？

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‎沒什麼

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‎晚安，小可愛

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‎過來嘗嘗看啊

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‎小朋友，過來這邊

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‎妳叫什麼名字？

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‎（歡迎來到喬治亞州）

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‎喬琪雅

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‎妳的臉怎麼了，喬琪雅？

213
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,749
‎我給妳一點建議

214
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,290
‎妳看起來挺需要的

215
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,580
‎用蜜糖能吸引更多蒼蠅

216
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,457
‎但如果招惹到蜜蜂

217
00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:59,053
‎要搶先刺出

218
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:13,847
‎小鬼

219
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:19,193
‎-妳是誰？
‎-我和小孩剛搬進對街的房子

220
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,275
‎我聽說你有大麻

221
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,324
‎我睡不著，大麻能幫我大忙

222
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:27,699
‎你到底有沒有？

223
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,367
‎謝啦，小鬼

224
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,254
‎我叫馬可仕

225
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,212
‎不要吸毒喔，馬可仕

226
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,092
‎（班克勒國小）

227
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,512
‎就是這裡嗎？

228
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,893
‎跟霍格華茲相比，根本小巫見大巫

229
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:47,849
‎嗯

230
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:49,806
‎哈利波特會害怕嗎？

231
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,519
‎不會，但是榮恩會

232
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,889
‎榮恩是個娘炮

233
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,439
‎好了，士兵

234
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:55,558
‎立正

235
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:56,654
‎要記住

236
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,059
‎用蜜糖能吸引更多蒼蠅

237
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,517
‎但如果招惹到蜜蜂…

238
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,107
‎要搶先刺出，咒咒虐！

239
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,987
‎沒事的

240
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,076
‎你有魔力，記得嗎？

241
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,662
‎看看那小子

242
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,091
‎快點過去

243
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:23,876
‎第一天永遠最難捨

244
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,224
‎我是辛西亞

245
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:28,259
‎-我是喬琪雅米勒
‎-這兩位是貝芙和巴努

246
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,304
‎我們還以為妳是新老師

247
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:32,637
‎妳這麼年輕，看起來不像個媽媽

248
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,136
‎妳一定常常被這麼說

249
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,191
‎我喜歡妳的包包

250
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,560
‎妳剛搬進布萊利街

251
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,608
‎那間有壁爐和冠頂飾條的房子

252
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,821
‎-妳怎麼知道？
‎-我是做不動產的

253
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,322
‎辛西亞是威斯巴瑞的地產大亨

254
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:52,082
‎喬琪雅，妳對有機食品的看法如何？

255
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,749
‎有機食品？

256
00:15:56,830 --> 00:16:02,460
‎妳如果發現這所小學只提供速食

257
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,254
‎給小孩當午餐會作何感想？

258
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:07,008
‎披薩、雞塊、起司漢堡

259
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,546
‎聽起來是個問題

260
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,716
‎很高興聽到妳這麼說

261
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,965
‎妳明晚一定要來參加校委會議

262
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,097
‎我在鄰里活動中心舉辦

263
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:20,854
‎只要我們團結發聲
‎保羅藍道夫就一定得聽我們的

264
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:22,609
‎請妳務必參加

265
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:23,730
‎保羅藍道夫？

266
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,356
‎他是市長，管理這個鎮

267
00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:27,192
‎但他沒有小孩，所以…

268
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,487
‎說妳一定會到

269
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:30,815
‎我一定會到

270
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,116
‎太棒了

271
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:35,576
‎我們要盡量多找圈外媽媽來壯大聲勢

272
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:37,407
‎總而言之…

273
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,002
‎好吧

274
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,303
‎薇金妮雅，我得警告妳

275
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,513
‎我們先修英文課的要求很嚴格

276
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,724
‎先修學生很認真看待這堂課

277
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,345
‎所以如果我的課對妳來講太重了

278
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,310
‎我建議妳幫自己一個忙

279
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,563
‎降級修普通英文就好

280
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,515
‎我可不想見到妳貪多嚼不爛

281
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,146
‎課堂會討論所有大師的著作

282
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:07,990
‎史坦貝克、沙林傑

283
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:10,988
‎米勒、荷馬、費茲傑羅

284
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,281
‎當然還有莎士比亞

285
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:14,783
‎總共16本書

286
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,447
‎-知道嗎？
‎-我叫金妮

287
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,455
‎這裡簡直一片白晰晶瑩

288
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:24,327
‎歡迎回來，先修英文的各位同學

289
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:27,668
‎躲在後面的是我們的新同學

290
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,165
‎薇金妮雅米勒

291
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,626
‎我相信各位一定會好好歡迎她

292
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,547
‎我叫金妮

293
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,764
‎我知道今天是暑假後第一天上學

294
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,519
‎但我覺得這正是隨堂考的好機會

295
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,849
‎沒做暑假作業
‎閱讀《薩勒姆的女巫》的人

296
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:44,225
‎你們就要慘了

297
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,230
‎別擔心，薇金妮雅

298
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,775
‎我沒期望妳有看過這本書

299
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,360
‎妳有問題要問？

300
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,452
‎課表上有16本書

301
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,831
‎對，我說過妳可以隨時退…

302
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,699
‎其中14本是男人寫的

303
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,366
‎15本是白人寫的

304
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,254
‎我猜那本唯一的黑人著作

305
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,251
‎是因黑人歷史月才趕緊塞進去的吧？

306
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,333
‎我說對了嗎？

307
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:06,838
‎妳說什麼？

308
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:10,129
‎我很認真看待我的教育，吉登老師

309
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,344
‎我擔心我可能會內化
‎某種意識形態的主流觀點

310
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,425
‎值得學習的觀點、大師的觀點

311
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:17,972
‎全都來自白人男性

312
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,715
‎進而讓我的聲音
‎變得無關緊要而抹滅了

313
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,558
‎我甚至還擔心腦力無法得到激盪

314
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,938
‎另外，我讀過《薩勒姆的女巫》

315
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,192
‎我有信心能考今天這場隨堂考

316
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,074
‎妳講完了嗎，薇金妮雅？

317
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,700
‎還沒

318
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:35,988
‎請叫我金妮

319
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,487
‎我不知道妳上一所學校的規矩是怎樣

320
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,250
‎金妮

321
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,578
‎但我們這裡絕不姑息學生

322
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:46,294
‎對政治大放厥詞與作秀

323
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,785
‎浪費其他同學的上課時間

324
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,504
‎什麼事，梅可欣？

325
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:54,007
‎我也超擔心我會在潛意識中

326
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,971
‎消化了白人男性觀點的優越性

327
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,722
‎然後我還經痛，可以去保健室嗎？

328
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:02,850
‎你們鬧夠了

329
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,023
‎剩下的課堂時間

330
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,481
‎所有人都給我安靜寫考卷

331
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,442
‎這佔第一學期總成績10%

332
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:15,701
‎妳是新來的吧？

333
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,905
‎剛搬到我家對面？

334
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:20,953
‎今天是星期一

335
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,787
‎（星期三）

336
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,751
‎妳是從哪個文化荒漠來的？

337
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:27,923
‎妳沒聽過星期三樂團嗎？

338
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,089
‎當然有

339
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,261
‎他們有一首歌很紅

340
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:36,681
‎才沒有

341
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,342
‎他們根本不存在

342
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,219
‎是我剛才亂編出來的

343
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,604
‎這件是我早上隨便穿的

344
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,640
‎隨便啦

345
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,062
‎我昨晚遇到妳媽

346
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:48,268
‎她這個人非常友善

347
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,024
‎她跟我要大麻，不能算多友善

348
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,106
‎她有時候也很賤

349
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,531
‎馬可仕，滾啦

350
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:00,569
‎下次見，鄰居

351
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,617
‎我幫馬可仕道歉

352
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:04,702
‎他是個混蛋

353
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:06,536
‎-超級混蛋
‎-對

354
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:07,752
‎他是我的雙胞胎弟弟

355
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,291
‎抱歉，我…

356
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,544
‎我才抱歉
‎當初在子宮就該用臍帶把他勒死

357
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,048
‎幫全人類除掉一害

358
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:17,261
‎妳要來嗎？

359
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,472
‎妳是從哪來的？

360
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,139
‎-德州
‎-德州

361
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,261
‎真有異國風情

362
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,927
‎-妳是異性戀嗎？
‎-什麼？

363
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,675
‎就是同性戀、異性戀

364
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,597
‎德州容許同性戀存在嗎？

365
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,595
‎我是異性戀

366
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:32,305
‎真沮喪，這裡都沒有好同性戀

367
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,565
‎妳一定會愛死我的朋友，知道嗎？

368
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,492
‎那是諾拉，那是裘丹，那是布羅迪

369
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,491
‎那是杭特，這個是艾比

370
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,203
‎各位，這位是金妮

371
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,703
‎她是我的新鄰居，來自德州

372
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,496
‎我愛上她了
‎所以你們要崇拜她，親切對待她

373
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,584
‎-你們好
‎-你們好

374
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:52,997
‎可惡！

375
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,745
‎我好愛南部口音

376
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:57,256
‎我覺得妳可以說出最髒的話

377
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,799
‎卻還是聽起來溫柔又迷人

378
00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:02,223
‎好像是要請我喝檸檬茶一樣

379
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:03,302
‎像是…

380
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:04,927
‎我要劃花你的臉

381
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,143
‎看吧，還是很迷人

382
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,938
‎妳的皮膚完美無瑕
‎妳有用按摩滾輪嗎？

383
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,362
‎不好意思，這跟白人女生
‎摸黑人女生的頭髮一樣嗎？

384
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,778
‎如果我的行為很冒犯人
‎那是因為我們的星巴克比黑人多

385
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:18,148
‎妳為什麼搬到威斯巴瑞？

386
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,071
‎我繼父過世了

387
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:22,985
‎沒關係

388
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,493
‎他怎麼過世的？

389
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,239
‎車禍

390
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,867
‎先心臟病發，然後再出車禍

391
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,964
‎太恐怖了，有其他人受傷嗎？

392
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:32,039
‎他是在高速公路嗎？

393
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,584
‎他是騎摩托車嗎？

394
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,746
‎我有一次看到超血腥的摩托車車禍

395
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:40,127
‎有個人的手臂噴飛到四個車道外

396
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,005
‎妳知道嗎？我那個白癡雙胞胎弟弟

397
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,592
‎最後大概也是落得這種下場

398
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,308
‎因為他剛買一輛摩托車

399
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:47,808
‎可悲的還不只這樣

400
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,679
‎因為我們的生日12月才到

401
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:51,556
‎他要到那時候才能騎那東西

402
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,313
‎但到時候路面都會結冰

403
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:54,895
‎他大概會馬上死掉

404
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,650
‎放輕鬆，梅可欣

405
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:03,164
‎我不是故意要喚起妳的痛苦回憶

406
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:06,068
‎只是我很愛那些血腥玩意
‎我真的很病態

407
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,868
‎《法網遊龍：特案組》每集我都看過

408
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:10,661
‎還只聽講述少女殘殺命案的播客

409
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,036
‎妳想吃我的優格嗎？

410
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,417
‎其實妳這樣想也對

411
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,840
‎這裡的食物超難吃

412
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:19,248
‎我們溜出學校吃塔可餅吧

413
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:22,803
‎快點過來

414
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,353
‎（讓保羅藍道夫連任市長）

415
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,102
‎又見面了，甘迺迪

416
00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:34,476
‎謝謝你，喬

417
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,562
‎-我認識妳嗎？
‎-我不知道，你說呢？

418
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:40,531
‎對喔，有名牌

419
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:44,735
‎市政府就在那邊
‎我猜你們午餐時間一定高朋滿座

420
00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:46,241
‎我敢說人潮一定會湧進來

421
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:48,083
‎對，妳是哪位？

422
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,908
‎喬，我來拿我的老樣子

423
00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:52,504
‎一樣是要帶走

424
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:54,746
‎已經幫你準備好了，瑪莉

425
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,290
‎-謝謝妳，瑪莉
‎-不客氣

426
00:22:58,794 --> 00:22:59,634
‎好了

427
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,474
‎不！我好笨手笨腳

428
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,378
‎-妳還好吧？
‎-我叫喬琪雅

429
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,008
‎我是市長保羅藍道夫

430
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,142
‎我這是本能反應，真的很抱歉

431
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,392
‎我忘記怎麼像正常人一樣自我介紹了

432
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:13,484
‎從頭再來一次

433
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:16,601
‎妳好，我是保羅

434
00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:19,936
‎我給你的第一印象竟然是這樣

435
00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:21,073
‎我剛搬來鎮上

436
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:23,489
‎你一定要讓我再買一份那個什麼…

437
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:24,688
‎不用，那一定…

438
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:25,698
‎我堅持

439
00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:28,029
‎我一定要請你吃午餐當作彌補

440
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,445
‎我也能有對象聊天

441
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,623
‎給他一份老樣子，喬，謝謝

442
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:38,750
‎其實我通常都在辦公桌吃，所以…

443
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:42,797
‎不過有何不可呢？

444
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:43,759
‎好吧

445
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,796
‎我就答應了，喬琪雅

446
00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:47,843
‎保羅市長

447
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:49,852
‎不是，叫我保羅就好

448
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,929
‎叫我保羅，聽著，我知道妳剛搬來

449
00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:56,064
‎但妳已經碰巧遇上鎮裡的最大祕密

450
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:59,693
‎這裡的喬老闆在鎮外有一座農場

451
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:01,820
‎你在稱讚我嗎，保羅？

452
00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:03,318
‎不是，我在揭穿你

453
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:07,399
‎他請了一批大學生在農場做事

454
00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:09,197
‎讓他們取得農業學校學分

455
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:12,281
‎然後他又找了另一批到餐廳做事

456
00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:13,947
‎換取餐飲學校學分

457
00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:15,945
‎這是個大規模詐騙手法

458
00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:17,207
‎但這裡的鷹嘴豆泥…

459
00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:18,916
‎好吃得誇張

460
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,423
‎我很欣賞厲害的詐騙

461
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,093
‎我對妳也一樣

462
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:28,427
‎這裡每個人都好開心

463
00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:30,428
‎那只是假象，他們都很悲慘

464
00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:34,510
‎大家都在往無可避免的死亡緩緩接近

465
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:37,058
‎另外，我剛才有看到杭特在打量妳

466
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,142
‎非常可愛

467
00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:40,983
‎金妮？

468
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:43,107
‎那是我媽

469
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:45,191
‎不會吧

470
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:46,645
‎她的胸部是真的嗎？

471
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:47,735
‎跟她講話的人是誰？

472
00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:51,910
‎是整天想走紅的保羅藍道夫市長

473
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,120
‎每個飢渴媽媽都想把他推倒

474
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,240
‎我們離開這裡

475
00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:57,408
‎這樣真不錯

476
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,666
‎我現在都不能好好享受午餐了

477
00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,379
‎那裡就是一片兵荒馬亂

478
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:04,089
‎通常都吃外帶中國菜

479
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,709
‎還有和選戰經理尼克吃午餐

480
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:09,296
‎他真的是殘酷無情

481
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:12,337
‎這有可能是命運的安排

482
00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:15,057
‎-什麼？
‎-我想在鎮上找工作

483
00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:17,388
‎能讓我多認識幾個人，找點事做

484
00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:19,434
‎你可以先讓我先試用幾個星期

485
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,480
‎那好

486
00:25:23,563 --> 00:25:25,443
‎喬琪雅，妳有任何政治歷練嗎？

487
00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:28,819
‎沒有，不過我能幫得上忙

488
00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:30,492
‎我從15歲起就自立自強

489
00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:33,570
‎我很聰明、有能力、學習力強又機智

490
00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:36,787
‎你舉一，我不只反三，還能反六反九

491
00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:40,331
‎不好意思，這張卡刷不過

492
00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:42,373
‎-什麼？
‎-妳還有別張卡嗎？

493
00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:43,667
‎用這張就好

494
00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:50,917
‎喬琪雅，我相信妳一定很會舉一反多

495
00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:53,677
‎但我現在不缺人

496
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,430
‎而且我已經有尼克了，所以…

497
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:56,932
‎尼克很冷酷無情

498
00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:58,716
‎對不起

499
00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:02,518
‎沒關係，我只是想想而已

500
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,652
‎怎麼了？

501
00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:13,146
‎你的眼鏡呢？

502
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,238
‎我們可以走了嗎？

503
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:16,954
‎是誰幹的？

504
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:17,953
‎指給我看

505
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:23,039
‎看來有其母必有其子

506
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:24,923
‎看著我，你有魔法

507
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,130
‎去那個小王八蛋的，他是蜜蜂

508
00:26:27,627 --> 00:26:29,207
‎我們要怎麼對蜜蜂？

509
00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:42,811
‎這是要對付蜜蜂的

510
00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:44,732
‎走吧

511
00:26:54,654 --> 00:26:55,704
‎嘿，小姐

512
00:26:56,489 --> 00:26:58,369
‎嘿，大胖子

513
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,160
‎妳口氣很嗆喔

514
00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:01,753
‎你要坐下了

515
00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:05,000
‎真有趣，我們聊得真開心啊

516
00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:10,335
‎馬帝，她酸你呢！

517
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,047
‎想請我一杯嗎？

518
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:20,183
‎我是錫安，妳多大了？

519
00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:21,223
‎你又多大了？

520
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,926
‎17歲，不過不重要

521
00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:27,444
‎重要的是丹馮費雪多大了

522
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,730
‎丹馮費雪21歲

523
00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:32,860
‎而且和女友在優勝美地裸泳時
‎不會收好財物

524
00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:34,486
‎優勝美地？

525
00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:36,949
‎我在進行探索自我的公路之旅

526
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,316
‎非常有傑克凱魯亞克的風格

527
00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:42,414
‎凱魯亞克的《在路上》

528
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,660
‎拜託，妳多大了？

529
00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:49,788
‎好吧

530
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:55,382
‎妳知道以眼還眼的問題嗎？

531
00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,719
‎全世界都會瞎了一眼？

532
00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,970
‎他們以眼還眼

533
00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:02,264
‎我則是以手還眼

534
00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:07,693
‎奧斯汀

535
00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:10,149
‎我找到強力膠修你的眼鏡了

536
00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:13,113
‎親愛的？

537
00:28:46,599 --> 00:28:47,889
‎妳的臥室好棒

538
00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:48,936
‎我知道

539
00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,806
‎這件好可愛

540
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:54,398
‎穿穿看

541
00:28:58,194 --> 00:28:59,614
‎我喜歡妳穿起來的樣子

542
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,110
‎妳一定要收下

543
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,737
‎-妳確定嗎？
‎-百分之百確定

544
00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:06,366
‎我穿起來永遠都沒妳好看

545
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:10,957
‎真不敢相信我們有那麼多英文作業

546
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,580
‎而且才開學第一天而已

547
00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:14,877
‎吉登老師是個大混蛋

548
00:29:14,961 --> 00:29:18,211
‎他是渴望權力的怪物，十足的惡霸

549
00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:20,798
‎真為你那麼遜感到遺憾

550
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:24,354
‎對啊，真為你老二那麼小
‎又沒人想碰而遺憾

551
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:27,519
‎真為你禿頭遺憾，你一定很不好受

552
00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:29,559
‎妳對威爾巴瑞的感想如何？

553
00:29:29,642 --> 00:29:30,692
‎這裡像天堂嗎？

554
00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:32,229
‎這裡很奇怪

555
00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:37,109
‎有人叫我不經意地問妳有沒有男友

556
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:39,441
‎杭特想知道

557
00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:43,364
‎沒有，我沒交過男友

558
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:44,778
‎連跟男生接吻的經驗都沒有

559
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:47,123
‎我們常搬家，所以我都跟大家不熟

560
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:48,999
‎聽起來真糟糕

561
00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:51,368
‎但又有令人興奮的潛力

562
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:54,166
‎例如妳可以完全變一個人

563
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,920
‎妳一定會跟我媽很合得來

564
00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:57,752
‎我很想跟妳媽合得來

565
00:29:57,837 --> 00:29:59,207
‎天啊，她好性感

566
00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:03,261
‎恭喜妳跟所有認識喬琪雅的人
‎有一樣的意見

567
00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,263
‎喬琪雅

568
00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:06,011
‎而妳是薇金妮雅？

569
00:30:06,846 --> 00:30:08,386
‎我弟弟是奧斯汀

570
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:10,563
‎我媽都用出生地為我們命名

571
00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:11,982
‎詩情畫意

572
00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:14,977
‎真不敢相信她今天會跟那男的在一起

573
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:16,563
‎她每次都這樣

574
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,478
‎要我們搬新家，她認識男人

575
00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:20,566
‎然後他們分手，我們就又得搬家

576
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:21,902
‎或是她認識男人

577
00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:23,526
‎然後我們得搬去和那個人住

578
00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:24,743
‎每次都跟男人有關

579
00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:26,865
‎肯尼過世雖然不能怪她

580
00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:28,790
‎但她向我們保證過這次會不一樣

581
00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:31,248
‎結果到鎮上第一天中午就破戒？

582
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:33,830
‎妳不能搬走

583
00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:36,035
‎我決定我真的很喜歡妳

584
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,545
‎-真的嗎？
‎-廢話

585
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:41,710
‎“我有信心能考今天這場隨堂考”

586
00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:43,125
‎妳是我的偶像

587
00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:44,126
‎妳要喝汽水嗎？

588
00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:46,797
‎我的血需要糖分和化學成分才能專注

589
00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:47,966
‎-好啊
‎-很好

590
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:01,687
‎妳在跟蹤我嗎，鄰居？

591
00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:03,992
‎什麼？

592
00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:06,070
‎哪有，是梅可欣邀我來的

593
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,361
‎馬可仕，你在幹嘛？

594
00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:48,065
‎-那怎麼會在我房間？
‎-因為沒人會檢查妳的房間

595
00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:49,696
‎噁心，去戒癮啦

596
00:31:49,782 --> 00:31:50,912
‎可以請你出去嗎？

597
00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:52,162
‎我們想要讀書

598
00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:58,754
‎我為他道歉

599
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,210
‎沒關係

600
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:14,183
‎妳最喜歡星期三的哪首歌？

601
00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:15,975
‎你沒必要這麼混蛋

602
00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:17,349
‎是沒必要

603
00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:20,189
‎-這輛機車很帥
‎-謝謝

604
00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:22,147
‎下次我說不定會載妳晃晃

605
00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:24,614
‎什麼時候？12月嗎？

606
00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:32,448
‎女生就愛在機車上拍IG照

607
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,241
‎好了，妳的手機呢？

608
00:32:37,705 --> 00:32:39,165
‎停車！不要！

609
00:32:57,308 --> 00:33:00,018
‎薇金妮雅米勒，妳這個小蠢蛋

610
00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:14,118
‎妳這樣真的很不好

611
00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:30,470
‎馬可仕，我們走吧

612
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:34,391
‎她是誰？

613
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:37,560
‎不重要，梅可欣其中一個無趣的朋友

614
00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:52,065
‎-第一天上學開心嗎，親愛的？
‎-我有一堆功課要寫

615
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:55,115
‎我跟妳講話時，妳給我站住

616
00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:57,539
‎我不要妳找那個男的，或是騎那輛車

617
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:00,334
‎妳不明白

618
00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:03,173
‎妳以為我不明白

619
00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:06,419
‎我明白，相信我，媽咪明白

620
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,495
‎妳就是我

621
00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:09,838
‎我當初就是個蠢蛋

622
00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:14,049
‎我含辛茹苦給妳我未曾有過的機會

623
00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:18,135
‎結果妳要浪擲在
‎想成為浪子的傢伙身上

624
00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:20,483
‎妳知道誰才性感嗎？

625
00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:22,978
‎妳生物課上的瘦宅，和他做愛吧

626
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,651
‎搞上未來的馬克祖克柏

627
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:26,769
‎妳看《阿珠與阿花》
‎什麼都沒學到嗎？

628
00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:29,276
‎怕我搭上妳的大麻藥頭嗎，媽咪？

629
00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:32,448
‎我不會跟任何人搞，因為我不是妳

630
00:34:32,528 --> 00:34:35,318
‎我不會剛到鎮上就馬上交到男友

631
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:37,661
‎我看到妳和那男的了

632
00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:38,912
‎哪個男的？

633
00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:42,540
‎親愛的，你看，我修好你的眼鏡了

634
00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:44,326
‎妳怎麼不告訴奧斯汀？

635
00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,921
‎跟他說妳的諾言付諸流水了

636
00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:49,131
‎因為妳已經釣上男人了

637
00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:53,052
‎所以妳少給我講什麼
‎為了我們有更好人生而經歷的慘事

638
00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:54,262
‎因為實在無聊透頂

639
00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:58,014
‎妳找上男人了？

640
00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,006
‎奧斯汀，那是…

641
00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:03,354
‎好啊，大家想摔門？

642
00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:05,524
‎那好，我們都來摔門

643
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:19,833
‎請問有什麼事嗎？

644
00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:21,239
‎我想找一個包包

645
00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:22,367
‎哪種包包？

646
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,544
‎非常好的那種

647
00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:26,535
‎我付得起

648
00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:28,294
‎我是說妳有想要哪個設計師的嗎？

649
00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,376
‎我們這裡的包包款式不少

650
00:35:31,462 --> 00:35:32,302
‎好喔

651
00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:35,842
‎我差點以為
‎我們要重演《麻雀變鳳凰》那幕了

652
00:35:36,759 --> 00:35:38,259
‎“妳是抽傭金的吧？”

653
00:35:38,344 --> 00:35:39,184
‎不是

654
00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:40,392
‎好吧

655
00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:44,101
‎這個好漂亮

656
00:35:45,601 --> 00:35:46,601
‎很好

657
00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:54,743
‎不好意思，這張卡刷不過
‎妳還有別張嗎？

658
00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:55,819
‎再試一次

659
00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:02,988
‎不好意思

660
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:10,380
‎看來《麻雀變鳳凰》終究還是要重演

661
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,891
‎妳好，不好意思

662
00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:24,851
‎我老公送我這雙鞋當禮物

663
00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:26,392
‎他真的好慷慨

664
00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:28,015
‎他的收據掉了

665
00:36:28,102 --> 00:36:30,192
‎我叫他回來找妳談就好

666
00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:31,521
‎因為我知道妳一定會瞭解

667
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:32,856
‎但是他太膽小

668
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:37,070
‎所以我只好來退還
‎自己的結婚周年紀念禮物

669
00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:38,573
‎妳敢相信嗎？

670
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,525
‎我想折算其他商品就好

671
00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:47,828
‎-我的卡為什麼刷不過？
‎-喬琪雅…

672
00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:49,794
‎那是我的錢，是肯尼留給我的

673
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:53,094
‎聽著，我們這裡不處理小錢

674
00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:54,799
‎我們在處理瑜伽工作室

675
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,169
‎我們在處理房子

676
00:36:56,255 --> 00:36:58,875
‎我們在處理一個視妳為惡魔的前妻

677
00:36:58,966 --> 00:37:00,836
‎她對遺囑提出爭議

678
00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:01,757
‎什麼？

679
00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:03,758
‎那是什麼意…

680
00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:05,555
‎她去找警察了？

681
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,730
‎警察？她幹嘛去找警察？

682
00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:09,308
‎這是跟遺囑有關

683
00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:12,153
‎她說是她協助建立了瑜伽連鎖品牌

684
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:15,400
‎瑜假波波假之類的蠢東西

685
00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,533
‎是瑜伽博博加，三個地名

686
00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:19,110
‎她說妳是個賤女人

687
00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:21,105
‎為了錢才嫁給肯尼

688
00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:23,067
‎瑜伽連鎖品牌應該要是她的

689
00:37:23,157 --> 00:37:24,697
‎她真的很恨妳

690
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:26,374
‎那是我的錢，馬帝，童叟無欺

691
00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:30,162
‎聽我說，沒事的，我們會照顧自己人

692
00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:32,168
‎我在處理了

693
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,090
‎馬帝，我現在有一棟房子

694
00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:35,838
‎菜園跟有的沒有的一應俱全

695
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,087
‎我需要肯尼帳戶裡的錢

696
00:37:38,172 --> 00:37:39,632
‎菜園聽起來不錯

697
00:37:39,715 --> 00:37:41,215
‎馬帝，你是我的律師

698
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,586
‎請幫我把錢搞定

699
00:37:45,137 --> 00:37:46,177
‎嗨，柴克

700
00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:47,851
‎我是奧斯汀的媽媽

701
00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:50,387
‎可以過來這邊一下嗎？

702
00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:56,024
‎柴克，奧斯汀跟我說你弄壞他的眼鏡

703
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,147
‎我才沒有

704
00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:58,483
‎我不是在問你

705
00:37:58,567 --> 00:38:01,487
‎你弄壞奧斯汀的眼鏡，所以你是蜜蜂

706
00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:03,490
‎奧斯汀，我們怎麼對付蜜蜂？

707
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:07,987
‎我覺得你說得沒錯

708
00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:09,327
‎奧斯汀是自己弄壞眼鏡

709
00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:11,582
‎就跟你自己跌傷鼻子一樣，明白嗎？

710
00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,837
‎這次是在問你，你明白嗎？

711
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:18,500
‎明白

712
00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,178
‎這裡有人流鼻血了

713
00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:26,972
‎柴克

714
00:38:28,222 --> 00:38:30,392
‎寶貝，你沒事吧？

715
00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:32,274
‎他跌了好大一跤

716
00:38:32,351 --> 00:38:34,851
‎-非常感謝妳照顧他
‎-不客氣

717
00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:37,727
‎真是個乖小孩，你要小心點

718
00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:40,935
‎我們今晚見，辛西亞

719
00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:43,777
‎我好期待參加校委會議

720
00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:46,073
‎如果我們不保護自己的孩子
‎那要由誰保護？

721
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,827
‎正是這樣沒錯

722
00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:51,249
‎可憐的寶貝

723
00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:57,714
‎然後在點了炸蝦拼盤後

724
00:38:57,793 --> 00:38:59,093
‎賈克斯把手伸進褲子裡

725
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,420
‎不是伸進口袋，金妮

726
00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:02,474
‎是有蛋蛋在的褲子裡

727
00:39:02,548 --> 00:39:04,338
‎他掏出一枚戒指求婚

728
00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:05,925
‎那真是最棒的節目

729
00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:08,350
‎-杭特，你有看《溫達普規則》嗎？
‎-沒有，抱歉

730
00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,929
‎金妮也沒有，你們好沒文化

731
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:13,265
‎她今天要來我家第一次收看

732
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,141
‎好喔

733
00:39:15,227 --> 00:39:17,897
‎我本來是要問妳晚上要不要出去

734
00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:18,810
‎不過…

735
00:39:20,107 --> 00:39:21,397
‎沒事，她可以去

736
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,240
‎-可是妳剛才說…
‎-那個節目爛透了，杭特

737
00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:27,821
‎有個演員30歲了，真有點悲哀

738
00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:30,617
‎好吧，那妳想出來嗎？

739
00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:32,582
‎好啊

740
00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:34,041
‎很好，那我們就去約會

741
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,497
‎約會？你是說以朋友的身分？

742
00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:41,335
‎或者就是男女的約會

743
00:39:43,130 --> 00:39:44,840
‎好喔

744
00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:47,134
‎好吧，就約會吧

745
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,258
‎聽起來很不錯

746
00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:50,965
‎約會，酷喔

747
00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:52,095
‎酷喔

748
00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:56,144
‎-妳真厲害，德州妹
‎-我要約會了

749
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:59,687
‎妳一定要借衣服穿
‎因為妳的衣服都很難看

750
00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:02,942
‎恕我直言，我是就觀察來推測的

751
00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:05,025
‎但我非常興奮，興奮得要死

752
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:06,741
‎我從來沒有約會過

753
00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:09,161
‎天啊，這是妳人生第一次約會？

754
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,080
‎-太重要了
‎-又沒什麼大不了的

755
00:40:11,158 --> 00:40:14,038
‎我要當妳沒說，因為這絕對是大事

756
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,500
‎陳杭特又帥又酷

757
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,330
‎我6點會去妳家幫妳打扮

758
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,836
‎我這輩子從來沒這麼興奮過

759
00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:22,168
‎哇靠

760
00:40:22,878 --> 00:40:23,918
‎那個人是誰？

761
00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:27,469
‎那是金妮的媽媽

762
00:40:30,636 --> 00:40:31,546
‎我懂

763
00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:33,846
‎我們晚點見

764
00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:35,722
‎今晚見，金妮

765
00:40:39,895 --> 00:40:40,975
‎妳來這裡幹嘛？

766
00:40:41,063 --> 00:40:43,443
‎妳明知道我討厭妳出現在我學校

767
00:40:44,066 --> 00:40:46,396
‎我想和好，我不喜歡和妳吵架

768
00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:47,355
‎我帶驚喜來了

769
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,985
‎車上野餐

770
00:40:49,071 --> 00:40:51,241
‎要車上野餐就野餐，我們快離開這裡

771
00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:00,575
‎真有培根味

772
00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:02,627
‎請給我巧克力奶昔

773
00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:04,087
‎可笑

774
00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:05,709
‎好了

775
00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:08,174
‎妳該停止了

776
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:11,183
‎我是不該那樣教訓妳

777
00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:12,800
‎為了那個有機車的小爛人

778
00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:15,467
‎但是我眼前閃過這年紀的回憶

779
00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:17,056
‎妳的一生閃過我的眼前

780
00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:19,021
‎妳懷有身孕還破產

781
00:41:19,101 --> 00:41:20,231
‎而且高中輟學

782
00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:21,521
‎這一切都無所謂

783
00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:25,861
‎但後來妳生了一個超沒禮貌的青少女

784
00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:28,281
‎老實說，這慘透了

785
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,610
‎我不希望妳落得這種下場

786
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,197
‎能原諒我嗎？

787
00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:38,576
‎-可以嗎？
‎-可以

788
00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:42,367
‎妳說得對，他確實是個爛人

789
00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:46,300
‎而且我今晚要跟另一個男生約會

790
00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:49,262
‎-跟祖克柏？
‎-媽！

791
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:52,220
‎妳的第一次約會，這可是大事

792
00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:53,801
‎梅可欣也是這樣說

793
00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:54,796
‎梅可欣是誰？

794
00:41:56,805 --> 00:41:57,805
‎我的新朋友

795
00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:59,640
‎妳的新朋友

796
00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:01,095
‎真了不得

797
00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:03,729
‎我就說這個地方不一樣吧

798
00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:06,272
‎好啦，培根甜甜圈給我

799
00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:11,242
‎簡直是餿水味

800
00:42:17,993 --> 00:42:18,913
‎我喜歡

801
00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:20,413
‎這能讓你消腫

802
00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:24,918
‎我會想知道嗎？

803
00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:27,001
‎妳不可能認同的

804
00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:30,378
‎搞定了

805
00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:32,094
‎這個接髮好漂亮

806
00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:33,795
‎妳看起來很美

807
00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:37,389
‎妳們倆真的很破壞我的心情

808
00:42:37,471 --> 00:42:39,351
‎這簡直是青少年小說的翻版

809
00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:42,022
‎我想把我的骨灰撒在這個衣櫃裡

810
00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:43,941
‎別揉眼睛，會把睫毛膏弄糊

811
00:42:44,436 --> 00:42:47,226
‎還有，無論如何都不能做愛

812
00:42:47,314 --> 00:42:50,234
‎但如果妳幫他口交
‎有個招式能讓蛋蛋…

813
00:42:50,317 --> 00:42:51,607
‎媽！

814
00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:53,744
‎我開玩笑的啦，不能口交

815
00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:55,491
‎妳太刻意表現得很前衛

816
00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:56,873
‎這樣很煩人，沒人喜歡妳

817
00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:58,949
‎-我喜歡妳
‎-她喜歡我

818
00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:01,502
‎介紹一下這個杭特小子

819
00:43:02,037 --> 00:43:04,247
‎好，我從小就認識杭特

820
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,962
‎他在七年級時變帥，但人還是超級好

821
00:43:08,043 --> 00:43:10,553
‎所以大家都愛他，而且他超聰明

822
00:43:10,629 --> 00:43:13,379
‎他和我一起上英文先修課
‎他在那見識到金妮的經典擊倒

823
00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:15,335
‎擊倒？

824
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:16,466
‎沒有，沒什麼

825
00:43:16,552 --> 00:43:18,182
‎根本帥呆了

826
00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:21,222
‎吉登老師說：“妳跟不上這堂課”

827
00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:23,307
‎然後金妮說：“你有種族歧視”

828
00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:24,602
‎帥呆了

829
00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:26,145
‎他說妳跟不上？

830
00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:27,398
‎沒什麼大不了的

831
00:43:27,479 --> 00:43:29,399
‎請妳什麼都別做，我自己能搞定

832
00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:30,937
‎好吧

833
00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:34,445
‎妳要穿那個參加校委會議？

834
00:43:35,654 --> 00:43:36,744
‎對

835
00:43:37,656 --> 00:43:38,486
‎謝謝

836
00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:39,954
‎妳是來自德州的哪裡？

837
00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:43,953
‎先是奧斯汀，然後是沃思堡

838
00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:45,078
‎然後是休士頓

839
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,370
‎妳好常搬家

840
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,538
‎一定很難交朋友之類的

841
00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:50,964
‎對啊，爛透了

842
00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:55,837
‎我們跳過老套的初次約會內容

843
00:43:55,924 --> 00:43:57,554
‎直接進入刺激的部分

844
00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:58,795
‎刺激？

845
00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:00,966
‎最見不得人的部分

846
00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:02,557
‎我先開始

847
00:44:03,265 --> 00:44:06,685
‎我五年級的時候超級暴牙

848
00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:08,099
‎大怪牙

849
00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:11,518
‎我以前也有暴牙

850
00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:13,527
‎是嗎？我戴矯正頭帽

851
00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:15,359
‎我有裝滾輪的後背包

852
00:44:15,944 --> 00:44:18,204
‎天啊，不會吧

853
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,240
‎我得走了

854
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:30,793
‎艾倫，妳好

855
00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:32,376
‎妳的盤子我已經洗好…

856
00:44:32,461 --> 00:44:35,171
‎想抽我從不良兒子那沒收的大麻嗎？

857
00:44:38,217 --> 00:44:40,467
‎我需要這個才能撐過今晚

858
00:44:40,552 --> 00:44:42,932
‎那些母親很狠毒

859
00:44:43,013 --> 00:44:44,013
‎我懂

860
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,595
‎這個犯罪大師把貨藏在盒子裡

861
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:49,144
‎放在衣櫃後面，貼著“數學作業”標籤

862
00:44:50,104 --> 00:44:51,154
‎夠好笑吧？

863
00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:54,480
‎我有可能相信他會幫作業貼標籤嗎？

864
00:44:54,566 --> 00:44:56,896
‎他根本就不寫作業

865
00:44:56,985 --> 00:44:58,775
‎金妮今晚要去約會

866
00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:01,122
‎我知道，梅可欣說個不停

867
00:45:02,908 --> 00:45:04,028
‎梅可欣是同志

868
00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:05,538
‎她九歲時出櫃

869
00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:07,959
‎說她很愛芭比娃娃的胸部

870
00:45:08,038 --> 00:45:09,668
‎芭比的胸部確實很正

871
00:45:09,748 --> 00:45:13,128
‎我老公克林和我不反對

872
00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:15,667
‎他很支持孩子，是個好爸爸

873
00:45:15,754 --> 00:45:17,014
‎這很重要

874
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,088
‎金妮的爸爸也是好爸爸

875
00:45:19,174 --> 00:45:20,134
‎他叫錫安

876
00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:22,217
‎常常寄書給她

877
00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:24,722
‎還在書頁角落留言給她

878
00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:25,965
‎真可愛

879
00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:29,104
‎奧斯汀的爸爸則很糟糕，他在坐牢

880
00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:30,854
‎坐牢？為什麼？

881
00:45:30,936 --> 00:45:32,226
‎詐欺、侵占

882
00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:34,355
‎別緊張，他是被陷害的

883
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,770
‎妳怎麼知道？

884
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:38,685
‎是我陷害他的

885
00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:41,858
‎什麼？

886
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:45,660
‎他們回來了

887
00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:51,083
‎他還幫她開門

888
00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,825
‎他開保時捷耶

889
00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:55,918
‎真好玩

890
00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,053
‎非常好玩

891
00:45:57,546 --> 00:45:59,206
‎健全的好玩，是正面的那種

892
00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:00,508
‎不是負面又遜的那種

893
00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:02,841
‎我不認為你很遜，我覺得你很好

894
00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:05,466
‎你沒要我套弄你的蛋蛋

895
00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:08,311
‎我的天啊

896
00:46:09,057 --> 00:46:11,887
‎沒關係，我今晚過得很開心

897
00:46:22,821 --> 00:46:23,661
‎再見

898
00:46:24,156 --> 00:46:25,026
‎好

899
00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:29,453
‎媽，拜託妳成熟一點

900
00:46:29,536 --> 00:46:31,956
‎那個擁抱也太火熱了

901
00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:35,459
‎多謝妳尊重我的隱私
‎並恪守正常母女界線

902
00:46:35,542 --> 00:46:36,672
‎不客氣

903
00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:43,469
‎我們生活在全美最富有的城市之一

904
00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:44,760
‎我覺得不可置信

905
00:46:44,843 --> 00:46:47,053
‎我們能買有機食物…

906
00:46:47,137 --> 00:46:48,847
‎威斯巴瑞是歸辛西亞管的

907
00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:51,141
‎相信我，別招惹她就是了

908
00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:52,515
‎別惹她，收到

909
00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:56,101
‎塑膠微粒會禍延子孫，滲入食物…

910
00:46:56,188 --> 00:46:59,018
‎看來妳已經認識鎮上的黃金單身漢了

911
00:46:59,107 --> 00:47:01,527
‎-可口吧？
‎-這是陰謀

912
00:47:02,569 --> 00:47:05,029
‎我們懂妳的意思，也不反對妳的意見

913
00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:08,124
‎然而，我們的選項極其有限

914
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,990
‎這是最便宜的營養午餐

915
00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:11,947
‎我們的預算很緊

916
00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:13,584
‎這理由差強人意

917
00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:16,794
‎不好意思，請大家注意一下

918
00:47:17,584 --> 00:47:20,004
‎我先向不認識我的人自我介紹
‎我是喬琪雅米勒

919
00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:24,594
‎很感激辛西亞提醒我注意這個問題

920
00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:28,215
‎我知道各位都很熟悉
‎威斯巴瑞的大祕密

921
00:47:28,303 --> 00:47:30,223
‎喬的藍農咖啡廳

922
00:47:30,305 --> 00:47:32,465
‎他的鷹嘴豆泥好吃得誇張

923
00:47:32,558 --> 00:47:36,728
‎喬客氣地提出，他願收取低廉費用

924
00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:40,232
‎提供健康、在地種植的有機午餐

925
00:47:40,315 --> 00:47:44,065
‎由鎮外幾公里的農場直送學區

926
00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:47,163
‎-天啊
‎-喬，太棒了

927
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,119
‎很好，既然如此

928
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:50,409
‎散會

929
00:47:50,492 --> 00:47:52,582
‎-感謝各位與會
‎-我就跟你說會大受歡迎

930
00:47:52,661 --> 00:47:54,251
‎不對，妳衝進我的餐廳

931
00:47:54,329 --> 00:47:56,369
‎威脅我如果拒絕，就要向勞動部告發

932
00:47:56,456 --> 00:48:00,126
‎說我剝削無薪實習生擔任正職

933
00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:02,460
‎我說過，我很欣賞厲害的詐騙

934
00:48:03,755 --> 00:48:04,585
‎喔

935
00:48:06,174 --> 00:48:07,344
‎我們成功了

936
00:48:09,636 --> 00:48:13,676
‎舉一反三反六反九，對吧？

937
00:48:13,765 --> 00:48:16,175
‎而且還會反十二

938
00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:19,266
‎妳是怎麼說服喬的？

939
00:48:19,354 --> 00:48:22,944
‎我單純只是指出這對社群意義非凡

940
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,360
‎好吧，喬琪雅，妳贏了

941
00:48:28,447 --> 00:48:30,367
‎任何能讓辛西亞那麼滿意的人

942
00:48:30,449 --> 00:48:31,409
‎都絕對不容小覷

943
00:48:31,491 --> 00:48:33,331
‎妳可以禮拜四開始上班嗎？

944
00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:37,579
‎我還以為你不會開口呢

945
00:48:45,964 --> 00:48:47,094
‎你跑進來幹什麼？

946
00:48:48,216 --> 00:48:49,836
‎這是妳的房間？

947
00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:51,297
‎對，你為什麼在我房間？

948
00:48:51,386 --> 00:48:53,806
‎妳喜歡杭特嗎？

949
00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:54,849
‎關你什麼事？

950
00:48:56,141 --> 00:48:57,231
‎妳喜歡他嗎？

951
00:48:57,309 --> 00:48:58,349
‎喜歡

952
00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:00,600
‎那就好

953
00:49:01,563 --> 00:49:02,483
‎就這樣

954
00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:05,480
‎就怎樣？

955
00:49:05,567 --> 00:49:07,947
‎我只是梅可欣的無聊朋友，記得嗎？

956
00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:09,318
‎哪種人會翻窗啊？

957
00:49:09,404 --> 00:49:11,374
‎這又不是約翰休斯的強暴電…

958
00:49:12,532 --> 00:49:13,872
‎這是搞什麼鬼？

959
00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:17,121
‎-誰會在別人說“強暴”後強吻她啊？
‎-對不起…

960
00:49:17,204 --> 00:49:18,294
‎我知道妳今天要約會

961
00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:20,372
‎梅可欣不停說著妳和杭特有多配

962
00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:21,997
‎我滿腦子都想著妳

963
00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:25,916
‎妳那天抓住我…

964
00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:50,398
‎讚

965
00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:26,106
‎兩根手指妳受得了嗎？

966
00:50:28,650 --> 00:50:30,360
‎應該可以

967
00:50:35,991 --> 00:50:36,831
‎舒服嗎？

968
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,040
‎嗯，舒服

969
00:50:57,971 --> 00:50:58,971
‎等一下

970
00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:01,726
‎這裡

971
00:51:09,357 --> 00:51:11,897
‎-那是我的第一…
‎-我最好先走了

972
00:51:11,985 --> 00:51:12,815
‎什麼？

973
00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:16,204
‎抱歉，你剛才要說什麼？

974
00:51:16,281 --> 00:51:18,951
‎妳媽和我媽就快從學校會議回來了

975
00:51:19,034 --> 00:51:20,244
‎所以囉

976
00:51:21,870 --> 00:51:22,870
‎好

977
00:51:22,954 --> 00:51:24,464
‎那我們下次見？

978
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:26,923
‎那當然

979
00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:31,045
‎這件事可以別說出去嗎？

980
00:51:31,630 --> 00:51:33,300
‎我不想讓這件事傳到帕瑪耳裡

981
00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:36,469
‎我相信妳也不想讓杭特知道吧？

982
00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:38,255
‎對，我也正要這麼說

983
00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:41,305
‎我可不希望和杭特在一起的機會
‎被這麼無聊的事破壞了

984
00:51:41,389 --> 00:51:42,349
‎那就好

985
00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:20,096
‎我討厭做這個

986
00:52:20,595 --> 00:52:22,135
‎繼續練

987
00:52:22,222 --> 00:52:24,022
‎妳應該找肯尼指導一下

988
00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:27,192
‎綠豆漢堡應該做好了

989
00:52:27,769 --> 00:52:29,729
‎綠豆？好噁

990
00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:31,400
‎我想念披薩

991
00:52:32,023 --> 00:52:34,733
‎我討厭這種裝模作樣的家庭晚餐

992
00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:37,653
‎妳幹嘛？

993
00:52:37,737 --> 00:52:39,237
‎妳別給我抱怨家庭晚餐

994
00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:41,202
‎我們是一家人，就要一起吃晚餐

995
00:52:41,283 --> 00:52:43,543
‎-肯尼不是我的家人
‎-他就是

996
00:52:43,618 --> 00:52:45,618
‎-我爸是…
‎-妳爸在哪？

997
00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:47,584
‎他在哪？阿拉斯加嗎？

998
00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:48,714
‎上個月是在尼泊爾

999
00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:52,252
‎寶貝，晚餐什麼時候好？

1000
00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:53,836
‎我快餓死了

1001
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,420
‎我現在就去看看

1002
00:53:04,472 --> 00:53:06,022
‎妳的姿勢要下點功夫

1003
00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:09,688
‎在新房間第一晚好睡嗎？

1004
00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,307
‎還行

1005
00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:15,026
‎妳的背太弓了

1006
00:53:15,108 --> 00:53:16,528
‎好啦，我知道了

1007
00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:19,948
‎我知道了啦

1008
00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:22,121
‎肯尼，住手

1009
00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:23,449
‎肯尼，我知道了

1010
00:53:24,075 --> 00:53:25,075
‎晚餐準備好了

1011
00:53:43,428 --> 00:53:45,218
‎激情或力量

1012
00:53:50,810 --> 00:53:52,150
‎力量是冷冰冰的

1013
00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:55,482
‎重點在於控制，就是一場比賽

1014
00:53:55,565 --> 00:53:57,395
‎有贏家，也有輸家

1015
00:54:00,862 --> 00:54:02,412
‎-謝謝寶貝
‎-不客氣

1016
00:54:05,742 --> 00:54:07,412
‎如果某一方握有權力

1017
00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:10,584
‎本質上就表示另一方沒有

1018
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,380
‎我一直以為等我做愛的時刻來臨

1019
00:54:16,461 --> 00:54:17,881
‎我會想要激情

1020
00:54:17,963 --> 00:54:19,093
‎激情很火熱

1021
00:54:20,298 --> 00:54:22,758
‎但現在，我認為對激情的慾望

1022
00:54:22,842 --> 00:54:23,972
‎在燙傷後會戛然而止

1023
00:54:24,594 --> 00:54:26,644
‎然後力量就開始吸引人了

1024
00:54:34,145 --> 00:54:36,725
‎妳是帕瑪吧？有件事妳得知道

1025
00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:39,185
‎-什麼？
‎-我們上課要遲到了，該走了

1026
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,490
‎妳的衣服上有東西

1027
00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:42,857
‎幫妳弄掉了

1028
00:54:42,946 --> 00:54:44,446
‎喔，謝謝

1029
00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:46,241
‎永遠都別放下防備

1030
00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:48,292
‎我現在懂了

1031
00:54:52,664 --> 00:54:53,874
‎看來到頭來

1032
00:54:56,209 --> 00:54:58,039
‎我們還是要被糟蹋

1033
00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:14,269
‎這是我人生中第一次

1034
00:55:18,857 --> 00:55:22,027
‎覺得我終於開始理解我媽了

1035
00:56:59,165 --> 00:57:00,495
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