1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,339 [indistinct chattering, giggling] 2 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:19,688 Oh my gosh. [laughs] 3 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:23,440 [girl] My mom had me when she was my age, 15. 4 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:26,735 So, I got the sex talk when I was only seven. 5 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:30,446 But it wasn't your typical birds and bees crap. 6 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:35,078 Then again, there's not much typical about my mom. 7 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,040 Uh… you have a pen I could borrow? 8 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,540 [mom] Sex. Men want it. 9 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:43,460 -And they think you should give it to 'em. -Thank you. 10 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:48,133 [mom] But you should never give anything unless you're gettin' somethin' in return. 11 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:52,091 -[boy] Hi. -Hey. 12 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:55,007 [mom] You can get two things from sex with a man. 13 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:58,432 Passion or power. 14 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:00,266 You're such a loser! 15 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:04,273 [mom] You better make sure you're gettin' somethin'. 16 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:06,685 Otherwise, you're just gettin' screwed. 17 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:14,492 Oh, and use a condom. 18 00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:19,578 [girl] Mom never lets her guard down. 19 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:23,326 She's always in control. 20 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,836 It was a really effective sex talk. 21 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:34,643 -I'm still a virgin. -[woman] Virginia Miller. 22 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:37,136 Can I talk to you in the hall? 23 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:46,056 Virginia… 24 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,398 -It's Ginny. -[woman sighs] 25 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,534 [woman] Your stepfather's been in an accident. 26 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:53,911 Your mom's on her way here with your brother. 27 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,486 I'm so sorry, honey. 28 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:57,664 He didn't make it. 29 00:01:57,742 --> 00:02:00,202 [somber country music plays] 30 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:12,255 [woman 1] Poor Amber Lynn. I know they had their problems with the divorce, 31 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:14,470 but still, she must be devastated. 32 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,181 Have you seen the new wife? 33 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:19,599 Who shows that much cleavage at a funeral? 34 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:20,971 -Tacky. -[woman 1 scoffs] 35 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:23,977 -Oh! -Oops. Pardon me. I tripped. 36 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:25,601 [woman 1 scoffs] 37 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,477 [indistinct chattering] 38 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:30,782 Kenny was the best. 39 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,149 The best. 40 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:35,781 [sniffles] After being a single mother for so long, 41 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:38,164 he was like a godsend. 42 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,499 And he was wonderful with Virginia and Austin. 43 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:46,288 He treated 'em like his very own. 44 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:49,634 Well, they weren't his own, yet they're gettin' all his money. 45 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:53,551 Giving poor Davey's inheritance to that… trash. 46 00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:57,594 He was a bastard. 47 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,717 He was a generous angel, 48 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:02,428 and I can't believe he's gone. 49 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:06,729 [Ginny] Passion, power, men, sex. 50 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:08,231 I'll take her word for it. 51 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,443 She's the expert. 52 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,694 I'm nothing like my mom. 53 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:17,106 [jaunty theme music plays] 54 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:22,661 ♪ Never admit to a word when she say ♪ 55 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:25,214 ♪ And if she claims And you tell her baby no way ♪ 56 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:28,577 -♪ But she caught me on the counter ♪ -♪ It wasn't me ♪ 57 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:30,876 -♪ Saw me bangin' on the sofa ♪ -♪ It wasn't me ♪ 58 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,590 -♪ I even had her in the shower ♪ -♪ It wasn't me ♪ 59 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:35,841 -♪ She even caught me on camera ♪ -[Austin] ♪ It was-- ♪ 60 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:36,764 Hey! 61 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:40,011 Sorry. Do you think this song's appropriate for a nine-year-old? 62 00:03:40,094 --> 00:03:44,144 Please. He doesn't understand any of it. Austin, what's this song about? 63 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,484 Doing it on the bathroom floor, getting caught 64 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:48,649 and lying so you don't get in trouble. 65 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:50,978 [giggles] Go back to your Harry Potter game. 66 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:54,444 What are you wearing? You look like Vanessa Hudgens at Rydell High. 67 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:57,105 The fact that your Rizzo is Vanessa and not Stockard 68 00:03:57,195 --> 00:04:00,065 is literally everything that's wrong with your generation. 69 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:03,276 Stockard is great, OK, but Vanessa surprised everyone. 70 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,488 Who knew? 71 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:05,577 You like? 72 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,412 You look like you have gangrene. 73 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,875 You're gonna like Massachusetts. It's very patriotic. 74 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,500 Perfect for a fresh start. 75 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:18,174 -You can't get pregnant. -You know something I don't? 76 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:21,218 A baby named Massachusetts or Wellsbury? 77 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:22,302 It's child abuse. 78 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,717 Bury is kinda cute. 79 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:27,425 You said we'd be here for a while, right, Mom? Just the three of us? 80 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:31,017 Remember that trip Kenny took us on to the Great Basin Desert? 81 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,944 Yeah. It went on and on and on and on. 82 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:37,113 Well, Momma's datin' life is like that desert. 83 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,824 Nothin' in sight as far as the eye can see. 84 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:41,914 There was nothin' in that desert. 85 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:45,700 -Oh! There was nothin' in that desert. -I'll believe it when I see it. 86 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,155 You're crabby today! 87 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:49,076 What's wrong? 88 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:50,373 I'm sad. 89 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,669 I'm a human having an emotion. Am I allowed to be sad? 90 00:04:53,751 --> 00:04:55,591 Sad? You hated Texas. 91 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:56,880 Maybe I miss Kenny. 92 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,013 You hated Kenny. 93 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:01,134 ♪ Down, down ♪ 94 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,643 ♪ Deeper and down ♪ 95 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:06,812 ♪ The rumor burnt ♪ 96 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:08,599 ♪ Straight through the town ♪ 97 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,943 ♪ And when it landed ♪ 98 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:14,059 ♪ Everybody thought ♪ 99 00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:18,689 ♪ That the truth had been caught ♪ 100 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,903 [distorted] ♪ Down, down ♪ 101 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,278 -♪ Deeper and down ♪ -[gasps] 102 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:29,540 -♪ Her reputation began to drown… ♪ -[sighs] 103 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:31,120 Hi, Mr. Officer! 104 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,246 Was that racist? 105 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,131 That was racist, right? 106 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,633 Guess we're not leaving that bullshit in the South. 107 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:43,724 What was with you? "Hi, Mr. Officer." You sound like a bad porn. 108 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:45,931 I could use a good pat-down. Been a while. 109 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:47,557 Gross. 110 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:49,218 Seriously, just gross. 111 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:50,637 Scarring. I'm scarred. 112 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:54,396 [song continues playing] 113 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,372 ♪ Have you ever been fed up With the bullshit? ♪ 114 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,528 ♪ The whole town is too small And you don't fit… ♪ 115 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,327 You like it. Ha! 116 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:10,660 [chuckles] 117 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,615 [singsongy] You like it. 118 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:15,825 It looks like Paul Revere boned a pumpkin spice latte. 119 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:18,207 ♪ With morality The intent is pure trash ♪ 120 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:20,764 ♪ No recyclables Who are you to judge… ♪ 121 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:23,128 Mark my words, we are gonna run this town. 122 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:27,511 Run it, burn it to the ground, flee into the night. Same difference. 123 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:30,005 Even the politicians are good-looking. 124 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,638 He looks like a young JFK. 125 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:34,846 Like the desert, right? 126 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:40,480 [mom] It's a far cry from the walk-up in Houston 127 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,816 and the apartment in New Orleans. Look at it. 128 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:46,159 -It's just ours? Just the three of us? -Mm-hmm. 129 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,116 -I'm picking the biggest bedroom! -[chuckles] 130 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:50,986 [mom] Comin'? 131 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:54,914 [grunts] No! 132 00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:56,287 -[mom pants] -[man grunts] 133 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,043 -[man grunts] -[mom screams] 134 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:02,877 -Help me! Please help me! -[man] Come on! 135 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:05,174 -[mom screams] -[man] Shut up! 136 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:08,891 [mom pants] 137 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,760 [man] You little bitch. Come here! 138 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:14,233 [man] I'm gonna kill you, Mary! 139 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:15,348 [door slams] 140 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,805 [sobs gently] 141 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:18,404 [dog barks] 142 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:24,364 [upbeat music plays] 143 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:41,496 I wanna know what you were thinking smoking weed on the side of the road 144 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:44,296 in clear view of everyone. Neighbors, the cops… 145 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:48,090 Seriously, I wanna know what was going through your brain! 146 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,336 Well, it's legal now. 147 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,097 Not for you, it isn't. 148 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,719 You get inside that house. 149 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:54,305 You are grounded. 150 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,478 Acknowledge me, dammit! 151 00:07:58,561 --> 00:07:59,981 All right, I'm grounded. 152 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,477 When's dinner though? 'Cause I'm really hungry. 153 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:05,902 [screams] 154 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,531 [sighs] 155 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:10,664 Oh shit. 156 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:13,869 [woman] Hello! The door's open. 157 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:14,991 Come on in! 158 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:20,286 Hi there. I'm Ellen Baker. Welcome to the neighborhood. 159 00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:22,464 Georgia Miller. And you brought cookies. 160 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:24,213 Aren't you a peach? 161 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:27,715 You live across the way, right? I think I saw you drive in earlier. 162 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:29,838 -Saw that, did you? -Mm-hmm. 163 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,010 -Right. Well… -[both chuckle] 164 00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:34,095 OK, get this. 165 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:38,060 I'm driving home, and I see him on the corner, smoking a joint. 166 00:08:38,142 --> 00:08:41,352 In the middle of the sidewalk! No shame. Not a care in the world. 167 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:43,357 Just gettin' stoned on a Sunday. 168 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:46,979 When I was a kid, we had the decency to use eye drops and be paranoid. 169 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:49,148 -I get it. I have a teenager. -What? 170 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,200 No way. What, did you give birth when you were 12? 171 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:54,242 Fifteen. 172 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:56,655 Shit. 173 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:00,371 -Fifteen. -Yep. 174 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:01,536 [Ginny] I dunno, Dad. 175 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:02,584 It's a house. 176 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,209 It's big. 177 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:08,380 I'm unpacking now, and it just seems like an exercise in futility. 178 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:12,390 ♪ So don't look so surprised ♪ 179 00:09:12,468 --> 00:09:15,388 ♪ When I know where you've been… ♪ 180 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:17,135 What? 181 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:19,098 No. Yeah, I'm listening. 182 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:21,601 Yeah, Mom's fine. 183 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:24,726 ♪ Until they're vaporized ♪ 184 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:27,944 ♪ Oh, and all the loss ♪ 185 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:30,945 ♪ Some men, they call the show… ♪ 186 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,857 Um. Hey, Dad? I'll call you back later. 187 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:37,325 [Georgia] Peach! I got you a present. 188 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,504 [gasps] 189 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:42,285 Gross. 190 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:45,423 Totally, but I thought you could wear it to school tomorrow. 191 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:48,842 I won't be white and bougie even in a cable-knit sweater. 192 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,921 What if I put you in a charcoal infinity scarf? 193 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:57,099 This is the new thing you're doing? Hate on Mom? 194 00:09:57,179 --> 00:09:59,269 Come on. This isn't us. 195 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:02,348 We're like the Gilmore Girls, but with bigger boobs. 196 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,435 I'm just tired. 197 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,396 Big day tomorrow. New school number five. 198 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:10,400 I read that stability is crucial for children in their formative years. 199 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:12,454 Maybe that's why Austin still wets the bed. 200 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:15,818 This place is different. I can feel it. We're gonna put down roots. 201 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:18,826 -You said that about Houston. -I was wrong about Houston. 202 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:22,039 -Whatever. It's always the same. -Try to be more creative! 203 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:26,331 This super stereotypical, angsty teen girl routine you got going on… 204 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,667 Frankly, it's boring! 205 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,629 [sighs] 206 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,415 [sighs] 207 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,972 I hate it when you're mad at me. Come here. 208 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,015 [mom sighs] 209 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:46,941 It's me and you against the world, kid. Remember that. 210 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:49,271 That's dramatic. What about Austin? 211 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,107 Don't be nervous about tomorrow. 212 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,692 -I'm not. -[chuckles] Liar. 213 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:56,277 I'm not nervous, but I do need to get a good night's sleep. 214 00:10:57,239 --> 00:10:59,329 Oh, you're so responsible. 215 00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:01,788 Sometimes I can't believe you came out of me. 216 00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:05,079 Fun visual. Thanks for that. 217 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:09,462 [Ginny] Mom, what? 218 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:11,301 Nothin'. 219 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:12,796 'Night, peach. 220 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:16,092 [sighs] 221 00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:40,066 [distant dog barking] 222 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,212 [sighs] 223 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:53,548 [grunts] 224 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,169 [sighs deeply] 225 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:09,767 ♪ I hear the voices in my head… ♪ 226 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:16,609 -[opens drawer] -♪ My middle finger's 'bout to pledge… ♪ 227 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:21,528 -[vibrator buzzes] -♪ Oh, can't you see that blue and red? ♪ 228 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:22,615 [sighs] 229 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:28,156 ♪ Some things are better left unsaid… ♪ 230 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,577 [buzzing stops] 231 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:33,495 -♪ I put two gunshots in the air ♪ -[sighs] 232 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:39,876 ♪ The people scattered everywhere ♪ 233 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:45,772 ♪ But I don't really give a care ♪ 234 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:48,765 ♪ Nope, some things in life ♪ 235 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:52,191 -♪ Are just unfair… ♪ -[vibrator buzzes] 236 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,731 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 237 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:58,436 ♪ I walk upright like a soldier Yeah, I'm hot like Arizona ♪ 238 00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:01,317 ♪ Mix the bacon and the soda I ain't mixin' bakin' soda ♪ 239 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:03,525 -♪ Mm, yay, yay, yay… ♪ -[sighs] 240 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,366 ♪ Ain't scared of no rain ♪ 241 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,866 ♪ I walk upright like a soldier Yeah, I'm cold as North Dakota ♪ 242 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,915 ♪ Mix the bacon and the soda I ain't mixin' bakin' soda ♪ 243 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,670 ♪ Mm, yay, mm, yay ♪ 244 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,382 ♪ Ain't scared of no pain ♪ 245 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,342 ♪ I hear the voices in my… ♪ 246 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:20,633 Come get a taste. 247 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,349 [woman] Hey, kid! Come here! 248 00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:36,315 What's your name? 249 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,193 [motorcycle engine revs] 250 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:40,647 Georgia. 251 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,581 Who happened to your face? 252 00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:52,289 I'm gonna give you some advice. It looks like you need it. 253 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,580 You win more flies with honey, 254 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,457 but if you get yourself a bee… 255 00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:58,923 sting first. 256 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,304 [skateboard wheels rolling] 257 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,397 [Georgia whispers] Hey, kid. 258 00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:19,193 -[whispers] Who are you? -My kids and I moved in across the street. 259 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,275 I hear you have bud. 260 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,744 I can't sleep. That would really help me out right now. 261 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:27,699 You got bud or not? 262 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,787 Thanks, kid. 263 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,254 It's Marcus. 264 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,212 Don't do drugs, Marcus. 265 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:38,793 [chuckles lightly] 266 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,512 Is this it? 267 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,221 [clicks tongue] This is nothing. 268 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,681 -Hogwarts makes this look like a joke. -Yeah. 269 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,516 -Would Harry Potter be scared? -No, but Ron would. 270 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,979 Yeah. Well, Ron's a pussy. 271 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,559 OK, now, soldier. Ten-hut! 272 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:59,524 Remember, you win more flies with honey, but if you get yourself a bee-- 273 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,107 Sting first. Crucio! 274 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,361 Oh! 275 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,653 [exaggerated groaning] 276 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,738 Hey. 277 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,948 Hey, hey, hey. It's OK. 278 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,076 You're magic, remember? 279 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,662 [boy] Look at that kid! 280 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,827 [boy grunts mockingly] 281 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:17,916 [boys giggle] 282 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,091 Get on in there, then. 283 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:22,712 [woman chuckles] 284 00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:25,216 First day's always the hardest. I'm Cynthia. 285 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:28,179 -Georgia Miller. -[Cynthia] This is Bev and Bhanu. 286 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,430 We thought you were one of the new teachers. 287 00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:33,182 You look too young to be a mom. 288 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:36,055 -Oh! -[Bhanu] I'm sure you get it all the time. 289 00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,193 [chuckles] Love your bag. 290 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,560 You moved into that house on Bradley Street 291 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,608 with the fireplace and crown molding. 292 00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,821 -How did you know? -I'm in real estate. 293 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:48,242 -Cynthia is the land mogul of Wellsbury. -[chuckling] 294 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:52,082 Georgia, what is your feeling on organic produce? 295 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,749 Organic produce? 296 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:59,920 What would you say if you found out the elementary school 297 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:04,250 only offered fast food options to our children for lunch? 298 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:07,008 Pizza, chicken nuggets, cheeseburgers. 299 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,546 Sounds like a problem. 300 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,676 I'm so happy to hear you say that. 301 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,973 You have to come to the school board meeting tomorrow. 302 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,097 I'm hosting it at the neighborhood club. 303 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:21,154 Paul Randolph will have to pay attention to us if we show up in force. 304 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,729 -Tell me you'll be there. -Paul Randolph? 305 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,186 The mayor. He runs the town, but he's not a parent. So… 306 00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,487 Say you'll be there. 307 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:30,822 I'll be there. 308 00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,116 Amazing. 309 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:35,576 We need as many outreach moms making a stink as possible. 310 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,161 -Mm-hmm. -Anyway… [whispers] 311 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,997 [women talk quietly] 312 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,002 OK. 313 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,842 [girl chuckles] 314 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:52,513 Virginia, I should warn you. We keep a, uh, rigorous pace in AP English. 315 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,724 The AP students take this very seriously. 316 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,765 So, if my class proves to be too much for you, 317 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,560 I suggest you do yourself a favor and move down to regular English, OK? 318 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,515 I'd hate to see you bite off more than you could chew. 319 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,566 Uh, we cover all the greats. 320 00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:07,990 Steinbeck, Salinger, 321 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:11,028 Miller, Homer, Fitzgerald, 322 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,363 Shakespeare, of course. 323 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,778 Um… 16 books total. 324 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,447 -OK? -It's Ginny. 325 00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:19,615 [Ginny scoffs] 326 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,865 I'm living in a Crest commercial. 327 00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:24,327 [teacher] Welcome back, AP English. 328 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:29,168 Hiding in the back there, you will find our new student, Virginia Miller. 329 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,546 I trust you will make her feel welcome. 330 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,553 It's Ginny. 331 00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:35,354 I know it's our first day back from summer vacation, 332 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,519 but I thought it was an excellent opportunity for a pop quiz. 333 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,849 Those of you who didn't do the summer reading of The Crucible 334 00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:44,225 are in for a world of pain. 335 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:48,112 Uh, don't worry, Virginia, I don't expect you to have read it. 336 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,360 Oh. Yes, you have a question? 337 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,452 There are 16 books on this syllabus. 338 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,831 Yes. Like I said, you can always drop down-- 339 00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,369 Fourteen of them are written by men, 15 were written by white people, 340 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:04,254 and I'll guess the one Black author will crop up for Black History Month. 341 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,833 -Am I right? -[girl gasps] 342 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:06,838 Excuse me? 343 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:10,129 I'm very serious about my education, Mr. Gitten. 344 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,344 I'm worried I might internalize an ideology that the main viewpoint, 345 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,425 the viewpoint worth studying in class, the viewpoint of the greats, 346 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:20,562 is only that of the white male, thus eradicating my voice as immaterial. 347 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,731 And finally, I'm worried I won't be stimulated intellectually. 348 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:24,651 [snickering] 349 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,768 Also, I have read The Crucible, 350 00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,185 and I'm confident I can take the quiz today. 351 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,074 Are you through, Virginia? 352 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,700 No. 353 00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,566 -Please call me Ginny. -[students chuckle] 354 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,787 Well, I don't know how things were done at your last school, 355 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,250 Ginny, 356 00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:46,288 but here, we don't tolerate political outbursts and grandstanding 357 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,205 at the expense of your peers' class time. 358 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,504 Yes, Maxine? 359 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:54,587 Hi. I'm, like, also super concerned about my subconscious digestion 360 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,965 of the superiority of the white male perspective. 361 00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,852 Also, I have period cramps, so can I go to the nurse? 362 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,717 [students chuckling] 363 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:02,847 OK, that's it. 364 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:06,483 For the rest of the class, we will be silent and take the pop quiz. 365 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,442 It's worth 10% of your first semester grade. 366 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,523 [bell rings] 367 00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:15,701 You're new, right? 368 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,905 Just moved in across the street? 369 00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:20,953 It's Monday. 370 00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:23,866 [chuckles] 371 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,834 What cultural wasteland are you from? 372 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,495 Never heard of the band Wednesday? 373 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:33,087 Yeah, I have. 374 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,551 -They have that one song. -No, they don't. 375 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,342 They don't exist. 376 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,599 I made 'em up. Grabbed the first shirt I saw this morning. 377 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,640 Whatever. 378 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,062 I met your mom last night. 379 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,062 [sighs] 380 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:48,268 She can be very friendly. 381 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:51,023 Hmm. She asked me for weed. She wasn't that friendly. 382 00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,526 Yeah, well, she can also be kind of a bitch. 383 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,279 ♪ I'm giving up with the make-belief… ♪ 384 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,071 [Maxine] Marcus, be gone. 385 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,155 -♪ No one here's being fooled… ♪ -See you around, neighbor. 386 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,697 Sorry about Marcus. He's an asshole. 387 00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:07,746 -Yeah, total asshole. -Yeah. He's my twin brother. 388 00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,291 Oh, I'm sorry. I-- 389 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,544 I'm sorry. I should've strangled him with my umbilical cord in the womb 390 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,168 and done humanity a solid. 391 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:17,261 Are you coming? 392 00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,891 -Uh… -So, where are you from? 393 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,259 -Texas. -Texas. That's so exotic. 394 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,847 -Are you straight? -What? 395 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:28,102 Gay, straight, them, they? Do they even let you be gay in Texas? 396 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,515 Um, I'm straight. 397 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:32,653 Ugh! That's such a bummer. There are no good gays here. 398 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,565 You are going to love my friends, OK? 399 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,492 So that's Norah, that's Jordan, that's Brodie, 400 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,491 that's Hunter, and this is Abby. 401 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,203 Guys, this is Ginny. 402 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,703 She is my new neighbor. She's from Texas. 403 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,786 I'm in love with her, so you need to worship her and be nice. 404 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:49,832 Um, howdy. 405 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,575 -[Ginny chuckles] -Howdy. 406 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:52,997 [Maxine] God! 407 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,745 I love southern accents. 408 00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:57,256 I feel like you could say the nastiest shit, 409 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,799 and it would still sound all sweet and charming 410 00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:02,223 like you were offering me lemonade, you know? 411 00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:03,142 Like… 412 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,930 [southern accent] I'll cut your face! 413 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,103 [normal accent] See? It's still charming. 414 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,942 [chuckles] And your skin is flawless. Do you jade roll? 415 00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:13,358 Oh, sorry. Is that like when white girls touch Black girls' hair? 416 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,778 If I'm being a dick, it's 'cause we have more Starbucks than Black people. 417 00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:18,738 Why'd you move to Wellsbury? 418 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,069 Um, my stepdad died. 419 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:22,985 Oh, it's fine. 420 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,493 Well, how did he die? 421 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,244 Um… car accident. 422 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,867 Well, heart attack, then car accident. 423 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,964 That's horrible. Was anyone else hurt? 424 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:33,579 Was he on the highway? Was he on a motorcycle? 425 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:36,747 [gasps] I saw the most gruesome motorcycle accident one time. 426 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:40,127 This guy's arm was literally four lanes away from the rest of him. 427 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,005 Know what? My stupid idiot twin, 428 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,592 he's probably gonna end up the exact same way. 429 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,808 He bought a motorcycle, which is more pathetic than it sounds 430 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:51,559 because our birthday isn't until December, which is when he could ride it. 431 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:55,403 By that point, the roads'll be all icy. He'll probably just die immediately. 432 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,770 -Chill, Max. -[Maxine scoffs] 433 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:03,161 Oh! I didn't mean to, like, bring up painful memories for you. 434 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,948 I love all that gruesome shit, you know? I'm so morbid. 435 00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:09,123 I've seen every episode of SVU, and I only listen to podcasts 436 00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:12,622 about girls like me getting brutally murdered. Want some yogurt? 437 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,496 -Uh-- -[Maxine] You know what? 438 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,843 You're right. The food here is crap. 439 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:19,248 Let's sneak off campus and get some tacos. 440 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:22,803 Come. Seriously. 441 00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:32,103 Mm. Hello again, JFK. 442 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,060 Thanks, Joe. 443 00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,562 -[Joe] Do I know you? -I don't know. Do you? 444 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:38,647 [chuckles] 445 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,111 Right. Name tag. Duh! 446 00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:44,735 With City Hall there, I imagine you do a killing at lunch. 447 00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:48,081 -I bet they all just filter right in. -Yeah. And you are? 448 00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,908 Hey, Joe. Just picking up my usual. 449 00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:52,504 To go. Again. 450 00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:54,746 Already got it ready. Marie! 451 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,288 -[man] Thank you, Marie. -You got it. 452 00:22:58,794 --> 00:22:59,754 OK. 453 00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:01,166 -[Georgia] Oh! -Oh! 454 00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,474 No! Oh, I'm so clumsy. 455 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,378 -Are you OK? -Georgia. 456 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:07,838 Paul Randolph. Mayor. 457 00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,142 That was instinct. I'm so sorry. 458 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,482 I've forgotten how to introduce myself like a human. Let me start over. 459 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:14,518 [giggles] 460 00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:16,601 Hi, I'm Paul. 461 00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:19,856 I can't believe this is the first impression I'm making. 462 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,020 I just moved to town. 463 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,488 You have to let me buy you another of whatever-- 464 00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:24,688 No. I'm sure it's-- 465 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:28,028 I insist. You must have lunch with me. Let me make it up to you. 466 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:31,615 And I'll have someone to talk to! His usual, Joe. Thank you! 467 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:32,661 Uh… 468 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:35,254 Um… 469 00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:38,000 You know what? I usually just eat at my desk, 470 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:38,923 so… 471 00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:42,795 But why not? 472 00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:43,879 You know what? 473 00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:44,974 [claps] All right. 474 00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:46,796 Georgia. 475 00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:48,473 -Mayor Paul. -[Paul] Uh… 476 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,302 -No. Just Paul. -[Georgia] Hmm. 477 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:51,847 Just Paul. Listen… [chuckles] 478 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:56,060 …I know you're new here, but you already stumbled upon the town's best-kept secret. 479 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:59,693 You see, Joe, the owner, he owns a farm just outside of town. 480 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,320 -Singing my praises, Paul? -No, I'm exposing you. 481 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:08,159 See, he hires a bunch of college kids to run the farm for college credit 482 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:12,238 to the school of agriculture, then he gets kids to run the restaurant 483 00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:14,035 for credit to the culinary school. 484 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,949 It is a tremendous scam, 485 00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:17,117 but the hummus… 486 00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:18,924 is outrageous. 487 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,423 I appreciate a good scam. 488 00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,093 Back at ya. 489 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:25,956 [women giggling] 490 00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:28,427 Everyone here is just so happy. 491 00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:30,428 It's a front. They're all miserable. 492 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:34,390 Everyone's just slowly marching inevitably and irrevocably closer to death. 493 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:37,063 Also, I totally saw Hunter checking you out earlier. 494 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,892 It was very cute. [chuckles] 495 00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:40,983 Ginny? 496 00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:43,105 That's my mom. 497 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:47,740 -[Maxine gasps] No! Are her boobs real? -[Ginny] Who's that guy she's talking to? 498 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:51,869 [scoffs] That's Mayor Paul "waiting for my Bachelor casting call" Randolph. 499 00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:54,408 All the thirsty moms throw their twats at him. 500 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,240 Let's get out of here. 501 00:24:56,745 --> 00:25:00,665 This is really nice. I don't get to just sit and enjoy lunch anymore. 502 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,879 It is a complete madhouse over there. 503 00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:06,709 It's usually Chinese takeout and lunch with my campaign manager, Nick, 504 00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:09,296 who is just relentless. 505 00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:12,342 [chuckles] You know, this might be fate. 506 00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:15,057 -[Paul] What? -I'd love to get a job in town. 507 00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:16,968 Help me meet more people. Keep busy. 508 00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:19,434 We could try it out, just a few weeks. 509 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:20,688 [Paul] Um… 510 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:21,689 [chuckles] 511 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:25,440 OK. Uh… Well, Georgia, do you have any experience in politics? 512 00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:30,489 Not exactly, but I can help. I've supported myself since I was 15. 513 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:33,570 I'm smart, I'm capable, I'm a fast learner, and resourceful. 514 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:37,117 You give me lemons, you'll have lemonade, lemon pie, and lemon meringue. 515 00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:40,331 I'm sorry. This card was declined. 516 00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:42,373 -What? -Do you have another I can try? 517 00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:44,247 -Just use this one. -[Georgia] Um… 518 00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:45,964 [Paul] Um… 519 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:50,924 Georgia, I'm sure you can do all of the things, you know, with the lemons, 520 00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:53,677 but I'm not really hiring right now, 521 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,430 and I've already got Nick, so… 522 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:56,932 Oh, Nick's relentless. 523 00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:58,806 I'm sorry. 524 00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:02,518 Of course. Was only a thought. 525 00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:05,058 [kids chatter, giggle] 526 00:26:05,146 --> 00:26:06,106 [Georgia] Hey. 527 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:13,152 What's wrong? Where are your glasses? 528 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,238 Can we go? 529 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:16,954 Who did this? 530 00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:18,033 Show me. 531 00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:23,039 Looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the rotten tree. 532 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:24,923 Look at me. You're magic. 533 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,840 Screw that asshole. He's a bee. 534 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,251 And what do we do to bees? 535 00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:42,891 For the bees. 536 00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:44,810 Come on. 537 00:26:45,895 --> 00:26:47,265 [door opens] 538 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,863 [rock music plays on jukebox] 539 00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:55,704 Hey there, little lady. 540 00:26:56,489 --> 00:26:58,369 Hey there, big fat guy. 541 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,750 -[chuckles] Feisty, ain't you? -[Georgia] Oh, you're sittin' down. 542 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:05,000 That's fun. We are havin' fun. 543 00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:11,795 -[woman] She told you, Marty! -[Marty chuckles] 544 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,047 Wanna buy me one of those? 545 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:20,143 Zion. How old are you? 546 00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:21,221 How old are you? 547 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,926 Seventeen, but it doesn't matter. 548 00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:25,814 The real question is, 549 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,444 how old is Devon Fisher? 550 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,900 Devon Fisher's 21 and does not secure his belongings 551 00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:33,442 when he and his girlfriend skinny-dip at Yosemite. 552 00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:34,486 Yosemite? 553 00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:35,819 I'm on a road trip. 554 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:36,954 Finding myself. 555 00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:39,317 It's all very Jack Kerouac. 556 00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:42,408 Kerouac, On the Road. 557 00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,660 Hey, come on. How old are you? 558 00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:49,788 Fair enough. 559 00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:55,972 You know the problem with an eye for an eye? 560 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,719 Makes the whole world blind? 561 00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,970 They go for the eye, 562 00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:02,264 you go for the hand. 563 00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:07,693 [Georgia] Austin! 564 00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:10,149 Found the superglue to fix your glasses. 565 00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:13,113 Honey? 566 00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:19,445 [sighs] 567 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:28,251 ♪ Down, down ♪ 568 00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:30,211 -♪ Deeper and down… ♪ -[sighs] 569 00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:33,094 ♪ The rumor burnt ♪ 570 00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:35,169 ♪ Straight through the town ♪ 571 00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,665 ♪ And when it landed ♪ 572 00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:40,507 ♪ Everybody thought ♪ 573 00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:44,931 -♪ That the truth had been caught… ♪ -[sighs] 574 00:28:46,599 --> 00:28:49,599 -Your bedroom is amazing. -I know. [chuckles] 575 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,806 Oh hey. This is really cute. 576 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:54,398 [Maxine] Try it on. 577 00:28:58,194 --> 00:28:59,614 Oh, I love that on you. 578 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,110 Keep it. 579 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,617 -Seriously? -Yeah, one hundo percent. 580 00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:07,081 Looks way better on you than it ever did on me. 581 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:12,577 I cannot believe how much English homework we have. It is only our first day. 582 00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:14,877 Oh! Mr. Gitten is such an asshole. 583 00:29:14,961 --> 00:29:18,211 Oh, he's a power-hungry monster. Total troll beneath the bridge. 584 00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:20,798 It's like, I'm sorry you suck. 585 00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:24,354 Yeah, like, I'm sorry your dick is small, and nobody wants to touch it. 586 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:27,519 [laughs] I'm sorry you're balding. That must be hard for you. 587 00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:30,689 So, how are you liking Wellsbury? Is it paradise? 588 00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:32,229 It's weird. 589 00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:37,529 I'm supposed to subtly and casually ask you if you have a boyfriend? 590 00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:39,861 Hunter wants to know. 591 00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:43,364 Oh, uh… No, I don't. I've never had a boyfriend. 592 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,198 I've never even kissed a guy. 593 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:47,543 We move a lot, so I'm always the new girl. 594 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:49,039 That sounds awful… 595 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,370 or potentially thrilling. 596 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:54,166 Like, you can utterly change your personality. 597 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,920 You'd get along with my mother. 598 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:59,212 I'd love to get along with your mother. God, she's so banging. 599 00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:03,257 Ah! Well, welcome to the opinion of everyone who's ever met Georgia. 600 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,263 Georgia. 601 00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:06,011 And you're Virginia? 602 00:30:06,846 --> 00:30:10,556 My brother's Austin. My mom named us after the places we were born. 603 00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:11,982 Poetic. 604 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:14,977 I just can't believe she was with that guy today. 605 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:18,443 She always does this. She moves us around, and she meets a guy, 606 00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:20,565 they break up, so we have to move again. 607 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,532 Or she meets a guy, and we have to move to go be with him. 608 00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:25,323 It's always about a fricking guy! 609 00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:28,786 I can't blame her for Kenny dying, but she promised this would be different. 610 00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:31,248 And what, noon on our first day in town? 611 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:34,330 Well, you can't move. 612 00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:36,035 I've decided I really like you. 613 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,545 -Really? -Uh, yeah. 614 00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:41,710 "I'm confident I can take the pop quiz today." 615 00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:44,128 Pfft! You're my idol. Do you want a soda? 616 00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:46,797 'Cause my blood needs sugar and chemicals to focus. 617 00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:47,966 -[Ginny] Sure. -Cool. 618 00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:01,687 Are you stalking me? 619 00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:03,649 What? 620 00:31:04,153 --> 00:31:06,033 No. Max invited me. 621 00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:11,577 ♪ I'm giving up with the make-belief ♪ 622 00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:15,619 ♪ No one here's being fooled ♪ 623 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,130 ♪ Back to the days when I was your thief ♪ 624 00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:22,342 ♪ And ♪ 625 00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:24,592 ♪ And I could play it cool ♪ 626 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,934 ♪ Exhausting myself ♪ 627 00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,851 ♪ Tryin' to excite you ♪ 628 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,928 ♪ With the same things as before ♪ 629 00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:39,864 ♪ But the wells ran dry And all the tricks up my sleeve, well ♪ 630 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:42,820 ♪ Baby, I've got no more… ♪ 631 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,361 Marcus, what are you doing? 632 00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:48,066 -Why is that in my room? -No one checks your room. 633 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:50,906 [Maxine] Gross. Get help. Also, can you please leave? 634 00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:52,162 We're trying to study. 635 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,174 Sorry about him. [scoffs] 636 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,500 It's fine. Uh… 637 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:14,183 So, what's your favorite song by Wednesday? 638 00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:15,975 You don't have to be a jerk. 639 00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:17,769 No, I don't have to be. 640 00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:20,189 -Nice bike. -Thanks. 641 00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:22,727 Maybe I'll give you a ride sometime. 642 00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:24,614 When? December? 643 00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:32,868 Girls always want an Insta on the bike. 644 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,661 -All right, where's your phone? -[starts engine] 645 00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:39,171 Hey! Stop! No! 646 00:32:57,308 --> 00:33:00,018 Virginia Miller, you little idiot. 647 00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:14,118 That was seriously not cool. 648 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:25,249 Oh… 649 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:30,380 [girl] Marcus, let's go. 650 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:34,391 Who's she? 651 00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:37,430 No one. Just one of Maxine's dumb friends. 652 00:33:43,229 --> 00:33:44,399 [groans] 653 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:47,147 [sighs] 654 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:52,105 -How was your first day, dear? -I have a ton of homework to do. 655 00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:55,116 Hey! You get back here when I am talking to you! 656 00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:57,539 I don't want you with that guy or on that bike! 657 00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:00,333 You don't understand. 658 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:03,173 Oh, you think I don't understand. 659 00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:06,419 I understand. Believe me, Mommy understands. 660 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,495 You are me, 661 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:09,798 and I was an idiot. 662 00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:14,049 I've broken my back giving you every opportunity that I never had, 663 00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:18,135 so you're gonna throw it all away on the first jerkoff Shawn Hunter wannabe. 664 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,983 You know who's sexy? Skinny, nerdy guy in your biology class. 665 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,650 Have sex with that guy. Bang future Mark Zuckerberg. 666 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:26,769 Have you learned nothin' from Romy and Michele? 667 00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:29,276 Nervous I might tap into your weed supply, Mommy? 668 00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:32,448 I'm not banging anyone 'cause I'm not you. 669 00:34:32,528 --> 00:34:35,908 I don't show up into a new town and immediately have a boyfriend. 670 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:39,331 -I saw you today with that guy. -[Austin] What guy? 671 00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:42,540 Hey, honey. Look, I fixed your glasses. 672 00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:46,916 Why don't you tell Austin, Mom? Tell him how all your promises are shit 673 00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:49,131 because you're already getting your hooks into some guy. 674 00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:51,962 Don't give me the sob story on the crap you went through 675 00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:54,838 so we could have a better life. Frankly, it's boring. 676 00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:58,014 You're with a guy? 677 00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,006 Austin, it's… 678 00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:03,350 -[door slams] -Fine! We wanna slam doors? 679 00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:05,524 Well, we can all slam doors! 680 00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:13,900 [sighs] 681 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:21,243 -May I help you? -I was looking for a bag. 682 00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:22,367 What kind of bag? 683 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,544 A really nice one. 684 00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:26,543 I can pay. 685 00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:30,294 I meant, did you have a designer in mind? We have a lovely bag selection. 686 00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:32,298 Oh! OK! 687 00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:35,842 For a second, I thought we were gonna have a Pretty Woman moment. 688 00:35:35,925 --> 00:35:38,255 -[chuckles] -"You work on commission, right?" 689 00:35:38,344 --> 00:35:40,394 -No, I don't. -OK. 690 00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:44,101 Oh, this is lovely. 691 00:35:45,601 --> 00:35:46,601 Great. 692 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,016 [Georgia] Hmm. 693 00:35:50,731 --> 00:35:51,731 [machine beeps] 694 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:54,743 Sorry. This is declined. Do you have another card? 695 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:55,819 Try it again. 696 00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:01,199 [machine beeps] 697 00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:02,991 Mm-mm. I'm sorry. 698 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:10,380 So, I guess the Pretty Woman moment is gonna happen after all. [chuckles] 699 00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:11,589 [chuckles falsely] 700 00:36:13,045 --> 00:36:14,045 [sighs] 701 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:24,851 Hello. Hi, excuse me, but I got these as a gift from my husband. 702 00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:26,392 He is so well-meanin'. 703 00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:30,185 He lost the receipt. I told him to just come back in here and talk to you 704 00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:32,861 because I knew you'd understand, but he was too chicken. 705 00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:37,070 So, here I am, returning my own wedding anniversary present. 706 00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:38,573 Can you believe? 707 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,815 I was thinking store credit. 708 00:36:40,907 --> 00:36:43,987 ♪ Pretty woman, walkin' down the street ♪ 709 00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:45,236 ♪ Pretty woman… ♪ 710 00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:47,828 -Why is my card getting declined? -[man] Georgia… 711 00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:49,794 It's my money. Kenny left it to me. 712 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:53,094 Listen, we're not dealing with chump change here. 713 00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:56,169 We're dealing with yoga studios. We're dealing with a house. 714 00:36:56,255 --> 00:36:58,875 We're dealing with an ex-wife who thinks you're the Antichrist. 715 00:36:58,966 --> 00:37:00,836 She's contesting the will. 716 00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:01,757 What? 717 00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:03,758 What does that m-- 718 00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:07,805 -She talking to the cops? -Cops? Why would she talk to cops? 719 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,312 This is about the will. 720 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:12,153 She's just saying she helped build his yoga franchise. 721 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:15,400 Yogi Boogie-Woogie or some stupid shit. 722 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,533 Yeah, Yoga Bo Boga. Three locations. 723 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:19,110 She says you're a cheap skank 724 00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:23,065 who married Kenny for his money, and she deserves a part of the franchise. 725 00:37:23,157 --> 00:37:24,697 She really hates you. 726 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:26,374 It's my money, Marty. It's legit. 727 00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:30,162 [Marty] Listen, it's all fine. We take care of our own, 728 00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:32,168 and I'm taking care of it. 729 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:35,920 Marty, I own a house now with a vegetable garden and everything. 730 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:39,757 -I need the money from Kenny's account. -The garden sounds nice. 731 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,220 Marty, you're my lawyer. 732 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,586 Figure out my money, please. 733 00:37:45,137 --> 00:37:46,177 Hi, Zach. 734 00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:47,851 I'm Austin's mom. 735 00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:50,306 Would you come over here for a sec? 736 00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:52,564 Zach, 737 00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:56,017 Austin was telling me about how you broke his glasses. 738 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,147 No, I didn't. 739 00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:58,483 It wasn't a question. 740 00:37:58,567 --> 00:38:01,487 You broke Austin's glasses, which makes you a bee. 741 00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:03,490 Austin, what do we do to bees? 742 00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:04,868 [Zach yells] 743 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:09,334 I think you were right. Austin fell and broke his glasses 744 00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:11,662 like you fell and broke your nose, understand? 745 00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:14,327 [Zach screams] 746 00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,837 That was a question. Do you understand? 747 00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:19,170 -[Zach] Yes! -Mm-hmm. 748 00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:20,205 [Zach] Ow! 749 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,168 Ah! Ow! 750 00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,178 We got a nosebleed over here. 751 00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:25,890 -[Cynthia gasps] -[Zach] Ow! 752 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:26,970 [Cynthia] Zach! 753 00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:30,391 -[Zach groans loudly] -Sweetheart, are you OK? 754 00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:32,274 He had a nasty little spill. 755 00:38:32,351 --> 00:38:34,851 -Thank you so much for being here. -Of course. 756 00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:37,727 Such a sweet boy. You should be more careful. 757 00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:40,935 And I'll see you tonight. 758 00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:43,777 I am so excited for the school board meetin'. 759 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,823 If we don't protect our kids, who will? 760 00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:47,696 [tuts] Yes, that's exactly right. 761 00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:51,249 Oh, sweetie. 762 00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:59,094 So then, after ordering the shrimp basket, Jax, like, reaches into his pants… 763 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:02,470 not his pocket, Ginny, his pants, like, where his balls are… 764 00:39:02,548 --> 00:39:05,838 and he just pulls out a ring and proposes. It is the best show. 765 00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:08,346 -Hunter, do you watch Vanderpump Rules? -No, sorry. 766 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,929 Neither does Ginny. You guys are so uncultured. 767 00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:13,265 She's coming over tonight so I can pop her cherry. 768 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,141 [Hunter] Oh, OK. Uh… 769 00:39:15,227 --> 00:39:18,477 I was just gonna ask if you wanna maybe hang later tonight, but… 770 00:39:18,564 --> 00:39:19,444 [Maxine] Oh! 771 00:39:20,107 --> 00:39:21,397 No. She can hang. 772 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:25,238 -But you just said-- -[Maxine] It's the worst show, Hunter. 773 00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:27,871 Once the cast turned 30, it was just sad. 774 00:39:27,948 --> 00:39:30,618 OK, so, would you want to then? 775 00:39:31,285 --> 00:39:32,575 Uh-huh. Sure. 776 00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:35,161 -Great. It's a date. -Oh… 777 00:39:35,956 --> 00:39:38,496 A date? You mean as friends? 778 00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:40,915 Or as a date. 779 00:39:41,962 --> 00:39:43,052 Uh… 780 00:39:43,130 --> 00:39:44,840 Right. Yeah. 781 00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:47,134 Um, OK. Yeah, let's do that. 782 00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,258 That sounds… good. 783 00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:50,965 A date. Cool. 784 00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:52,095 Cool. 785 00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:53,391 [Maxine squeals] 786 00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:56,024 -Look at you go, Texas. -I have a date. 787 00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:59,862 You'll need to borrow something to wear since all your clothes are horrible, 788 00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:02,939 no offense, just from what I've seen so far. I'm assuming. 789 00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:05,025 But I'm very excited. I'm dying. 790 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:06,741 I've never had a date. 791 00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:09,161 Oh my God. This is your first date ever? 792 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,950 -This is huge! -It's no big deal. 793 00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:14,043 OK, I'm ignoring you because, obviously, this is a big deal. 794 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,500 Hunter Chen is V hot and V cool. 795 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,330 I will be over at 6:00 to help you get ready. 796 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,996 Whoa, I've never been this excited in my whole life. 797 00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:22,165 Holy shit. 798 00:40:22,878 --> 00:40:23,918 Who's that? 799 00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:27,469 That is Ginny's mom. 800 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:31,554 -[whistles] -I know. 801 00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:33,846 I'll catch you guys later. 802 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:35,722 See you tonight, Ginny. 803 00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:37,178 [friends] Ooh! 804 00:40:39,895 --> 00:40:43,435 What are you doing here? You know I hate when you show up at my school. 805 00:40:44,066 --> 00:40:46,396 I wanna make up. I don't like when we fight. 806 00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:48,985 -I brought a surprise. -Car picnic! Car picnic! 807 00:40:49,071 --> 00:40:51,531 Fine, whatever. Car picnic. Let's get outta here. 808 00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,002 Mm. 809 00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:00,575 Bacony. 810 00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:04,087 -Pass the chocolate milkshake, please. -[Ginny] Grotesque. 811 00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:06,304 [Georgia] OK. 812 00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:08,174 You have to stop. 813 00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:12,803 I shouldn't have gone all mom on you about that jerkoff with the bike, 814 00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:15,387 but I had a flashback of this age. 815 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:19,063 Your whole life flashed before my eyes, and you were pregnant and broke 816 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:21,523 and a high school dropout, and all that was fine. 817 00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:25,861 But then, you had a super bratty teenage daughter, 818 00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:29,611 and honestly, that was awful. I just wouldn't wish that on you. 819 00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:33,526 [slurps] 820 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,197 Forgive me? 821 00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:38,576 -Yes? -Yes. 822 00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:39,502 Whoo! 823 00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:42,367 You were right. He was a jerkoff. 824 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:46,300 Besides, um, I have a date tonight with a different guy. 825 00:41:46,378 --> 00:41:47,838 [gasps] 826 00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:49,262 -Zuckerberg? -Mom! 827 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:52,220 Your first date ever! This is big. 828 00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:53,801 That's what Maxine said. 829 00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:54,886 [Georgia] Maxine? 830 00:41:55,554 --> 00:41:57,814 Oh, uh, my new friend. 831 00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:59,640 [Georgia] Your new friend! 832 00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:01,095 Well, well, well! 833 00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:03,727 Told you this place was different. 834 00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:06,272 Yeah, yeah, give me the bacon doughnut. 835 00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:11,242 This is putrid. 836 00:42:17,993 --> 00:42:18,993 [Austin] I like it. 837 00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:21,155 This will keep the swelling down. 838 00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:24,916 Do I wanna know? 839 00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:27,711 -You wouldn't approve. -[Ginny scoffs] 840 00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:30,378 I am done here! 841 00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:32,094 Wow, these extensions are great. 842 00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:35,135 -You look beautiful. -[squeals] 843 00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:39,349 -You both are really ruining this for me. -This is some straight Judy Blume shit. 844 00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:42,022 I want my ashes scattered in this closet. 845 00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:44,351 Don't rub your eyes. You'll smear your mascara. 846 00:42:44,436 --> 00:42:47,226 And under no circumstances have sex. 847 00:42:47,314 --> 00:42:50,234 However, if you give him a blow job, there is this trick with the balls-- 848 00:42:50,317 --> 00:42:51,607 Mom! 849 00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:53,744 I'm kidding! No blow jobs. 850 00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:56,871 You're trying too hard to be edgy. It's annoying, and no one likes you. 851 00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:58,949 -I like you. -[gasps] She likes me. 852 00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:01,502 Tell me about this Hunter kid. 853 00:43:02,037 --> 00:43:04,247 Oh, yeah, I've known Hunter my whole life. 854 00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,962 Seventh grade is when he got hot, but he's still super nice, 855 00:43:08,043 --> 00:43:09,213 so everyone loves him. 856 00:43:09,295 --> 00:43:11,045 And he's, like, super smart. 857 00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:14,340 He's in our AP English class, where he saw Ginny's epic takedown. 858 00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:15,335 Takedown? 859 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:18,176 -No, it was nothing. -[Maxine] It was awesome. 860 00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:21,142 Mr. Gitten was like, "You won't be able to keep up in this class," 861 00:43:21,223 --> 00:43:23,313 and then Ginny was like, "You're racist!" 862 00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:26,152 -It was awesome. -He said you couldn't keep up? 863 00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:28,858 It wasn't a big deal. Please, just don't do anything. 864 00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:30,019 I can handle it. 865 00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:30,937 Fine. 866 00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:34,895 You're wearing that to a school board meeting? 867 00:43:35,654 --> 00:43:36,744 Yeah. 868 00:43:37,656 --> 00:43:39,946 Thanks, man. So, where in Texas are you from? 869 00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:45,083 Austin and then Fort Worth and then Houston. 870 00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:46,004 Wow. 871 00:43:46,081 --> 00:43:47,371 You move around a lot. 872 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,878 Must be hard to, like, make friends and stuff. 873 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,550 Yeah, it sucks. [clears throat] 874 00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:57,551 Hey, let's just skip over all that typical first date stuff and get juicy with it. 875 00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:58,795 Juicy? 876 00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:00,966 The dirt. The goods. 877 00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:02,557 I'll start. 878 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:06,730 Uh… when I was in fifth grade, I had crazy buck teeth. 879 00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:08,100 Big monster baddies. 880 00:44:09,021 --> 00:44:10,061 [Ginny giggles] 881 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:13,528 -I had buck teeth too. -Yeah? I had headgear. 882 00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:15,359 I had a wheeling backpack. 883 00:44:15,944 --> 00:44:18,204 Oh God. Oh no, no. [chuckling] 884 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,280 I have to leave. 885 00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:20,655 [both chuckle] 886 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:32,213 Ellen, hi! I have your plate. It's washed and ready-- 887 00:44:32,294 --> 00:44:35,174 Wanna smoke the weed I confiscated from my delinquent son? 888 00:44:38,217 --> 00:44:40,467 I need this to survive tonight. 889 00:44:40,552 --> 00:44:42,932 Those mothers are vicious. 890 00:44:43,013 --> 00:44:44,013 I got that. 891 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,595 The criminal mastermind hid it in a box 892 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:49,144 in the back of his closet labeled "math homework." 893 00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:51,148 [chuckling] Right? 894 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:54,480 Like I'd believe he'd label his homework. 895 00:44:54,566 --> 00:44:56,896 He doesn't even do his homework. 896 00:44:56,985 --> 00:44:58,775 Ginny's on a date tonight. 897 00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:01,662 I know. Max wouldn't shut up about it. Mm. 898 00:45:02,908 --> 00:45:04,028 Max is gay. 899 00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:07,958 She came out when she was nine, by announcing her love for Barbie's boobs. 900 00:45:08,038 --> 00:45:09,668 Bitch has got great boobs. 901 00:45:09,748 --> 00:45:13,128 We're good with it, Clint and I. That's my husband, Clint. 902 00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:17,007 -He's very supportive. He's a good dad. -That's important. 903 00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,088 Ginny's dad's a good dad. 904 00:45:19,174 --> 00:45:22,224 Zion. He does this thing where he sends her books all the time. 905 00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:24,722 He writes in the margins little notes for her. 906 00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:25,965 It's cute. 907 00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:29,104 Austin's dad's terrible. He's in prison. 908 00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:30,854 Prison? For what? 909 00:45:30,936 --> 00:45:32,226 Fraud, embezzlement. 910 00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:35,765 -Oh, don't worry, he was framed. -How do you know? 911 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:38,685 I framed him. 912 00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:41,858 What? 913 00:45:41,947 --> 00:45:43,117 [giggling] 914 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:44,619 [shushes] 915 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:46,080 -There they are. -[gasps] 916 00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:51,083 And he opened the door for her. 917 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,825 He drives a Porsche! 918 00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:55,918 This was fun. 919 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,053 -Very fun. -Yeah. 920 00:45:57,588 --> 00:46:00,508 Wholesome fun. In a good way, not in a bad way. Lame way. 921 00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:02,931 I don't think you're lame. I think you're nice. 922 00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,470 You wouldn't ask me to play with your balls. 923 00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:08,311 Oh my God. 924 00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:10,100 Uh, no, it's OK. 925 00:46:10,851 --> 00:46:11,891 I had a good time. 926 00:46:22,821 --> 00:46:24,071 -See ya. -[both chuckle] 927 00:46:24,156 --> 00:46:25,026 OK. 928 00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:27,239 [Georgia howls] 929 00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:29,453 Mom, please! Grow up! 930 00:46:29,536 --> 00:46:31,956 That was one steamy hug. 931 00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:35,459 Thank you for respecting my privacy and normal mother-daughter boundaries! 932 00:46:35,542 --> 00:46:36,672 You're welcome. 933 00:46:37,419 --> 00:46:40,259 [both giggle] 934 00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:43,469 We live in one of the wealthiest cities in the US. 935 00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:47,050 I find it unbelievable. I mean, we can buy organic food. 936 00:46:47,137 --> 00:46:48,847 [Ellen] Cynthia runs Wellsbury. 937 00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:51,141 Trust me, just steer clear. 938 00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:52,425 Steer clear. Got it. 939 00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:56,148 [Cynthia] Microplastics are what will get our children. It's in our food… 940 00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:59,150 I see you've already met the town's most eligible bachelor. 941 00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:01,533 -Yummy, no? -[loudly] It's a conspiracy. 942 00:47:01,610 --> 00:47:03,320 [sighs] We hear you, 943 00:47:03,403 --> 00:47:05,033 and we do not disagree with you. 944 00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:08,124 However, our options are extremely limited. 945 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:12,370 This is the cheapest meal plan available, and our budget is stretched too thin. 946 00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:13,624 [Cynthia] Unacceptable. 947 00:47:13,705 --> 00:47:16,785 Excuse me. Excuse me, everybody. 948 00:47:17,584 --> 00:47:20,424 For those who don't know me, I'm Georgia Miller. 949 00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:24,594 I am so grateful to Cynthia for alerting me to this problem. 950 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:28,215 I know you're all familiar with Wellsbury's best-kept secret, 951 00:47:28,303 --> 00:47:30,223 Joe's Blue Farm Cafe. 952 00:47:30,305 --> 00:47:32,465 His hummus is outrageous. 953 00:47:32,558 --> 00:47:34,688 Joe has graciously offered, 954 00:47:34,768 --> 00:47:36,728 for a very affordable fee, 955 00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:40,232 to provide a healthy, locally grown, organic lunch option 956 00:47:40,315 --> 00:47:44,065 to the school district fresh from his farm a few miles outside of town. 957 00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:47,163 -Oh my God. -[Bhanu] Joe, that's great. 958 00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,409 OK, well, in that case, meeting's adjourned. 959 00:47:50,492 --> 00:47:52,662 -Thanks for coming. -Told you it'd be a hit. 960 00:47:52,744 --> 00:47:55,584 No, you marched into my restaurant and threatened to report me 961 00:47:55,664 --> 00:48:00,134 to the Department of Labor for exploiting unpaid interns as employees if I said no. 962 00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:02,460 Like I said, I appreciate a good scam. 963 00:48:03,755 --> 00:48:04,585 Yeah. 964 00:48:06,174 --> 00:48:07,344 We did it. 965 00:48:09,636 --> 00:48:13,676 Lemonade, uh, lemon pie, and lemon meringue, yeah? 966 00:48:13,765 --> 00:48:16,175 And a delightful lemon Jell-O. 967 00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:17,348 [chuckles] 968 00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:19,266 How'd you convince Joe to do that? 969 00:48:19,354 --> 00:48:22,944 I simply pointed out it would mean so much to the community. 970 00:48:24,192 --> 00:48:25,032 Uh-huh. 971 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,360 All right, Georgia. You win. 972 00:48:28,447 --> 00:48:31,777 Anyone who can make Cynthia that happy is a force to be reckoned with. 973 00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:33,327 Can you start Thursday? 974 00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:37,579 Well, I thought you'd never ask. 975 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:47,093 What are you doing here? 976 00:48:48,216 --> 00:48:49,836 So, this is your room, huh? 977 00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:52,717 -Yes, and why are you in it? -Do you like him? 978 00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:53,814 Hunter? 979 00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:54,929 Why do you care? 980 00:48:56,141 --> 00:48:57,231 Do you like him? 981 00:48:57,309 --> 00:48:58,349 Yeah, I do. 982 00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:00,686 OK then. 983 00:49:01,521 --> 00:49:02,521 That's that. 984 00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:07,950 That's what? I'm just Maxine's dumb friend, remember? 985 00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:11,368 Who climbs through a window? This isn't some rapey John Hughes mo-- 986 00:49:12,532 --> 00:49:13,872 What the hell was that? 987 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:16,541 Who kisses someone after they use the word "rapey"? 988 00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:18,290 Sorry. I know you were on that date. 989 00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:20,622 Maxine won't shut up about how perfect you and Hunter are, 990 00:49:20,707 --> 00:49:22,667 and I can't stop thinking about you. 991 00:49:24,294 --> 00:49:25,804 The other day when you grabbed me-- 992 00:49:25,879 --> 00:49:30,379 ♪ I know that it's late But I still up, love ♪ 993 00:49:31,051 --> 00:49:35,391 ♪ If you don't come on o-o-o-over ♪ 994 00:49:35,472 --> 00:49:39,062 ♪ I know we don't do dates ♪ 995 00:49:39,142 --> 00:49:41,982 ♪ Just late night escapes ♪ 996 00:49:42,062 --> 00:49:44,192 ♪ But since you're in so cool ♪ 997 00:49:44,272 --> 00:49:45,822 ♪ I been thinking about you ♪ 998 00:49:46,566 --> 00:49:49,436 ♪ It's been a few months Since we started this… ♪ 999 00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:50,568 Nice. 1000 00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:52,074 ♪ …are you into this? ♪ 1001 00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:53,315 ♪ If not ♪ 1002 00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:56,081 ♪ But I am ♪ 1003 00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:59,042 ♪ I don't wanna sleep alone tonight ♪ 1004 00:49:59,121 --> 00:50:02,251 ♪ I don't wanna let you go ♪ 1005 00:50:02,332 --> 00:50:04,752 ♪ I know That it's not for real quite yet ♪ 1006 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:07,085 ♪ But we can see where it goes ♪ 1007 00:50:08,046 --> 00:50:10,546 ♪ I don't wanna sleep alone tonight ♪ 1008 00:50:10,632 --> 00:50:13,142 ♪ I don't wanna let you go ♪ 1009 00:50:13,218 --> 00:50:16,048 ♪ I know That it's not for real quite yet ♪ 1010 00:50:23,228 --> 00:50:24,058 Um… 1011 00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:26,226 Do you think you can handle two fingers? 1012 00:50:27,774 --> 00:50:30,364 Uh… Yeah, sure. I think so. 1013 00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:34,068 [Ginny inhales sharply] 1014 00:50:35,991 --> 00:50:37,201 Does that feel good? 1015 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,040 Yeah. Yeah, it does. 1016 00:50:54,926 --> 00:50:56,046 [Ginny sighs] 1017 00:50:57,971 --> 00:50:58,971 [Marcus] Hang on. 1018 00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:01,733 [Ginny] Um… Here. 1019 00:51:03,935 --> 00:51:04,845 [Ginny gasps] 1020 00:51:05,812 --> 00:51:07,272 [Marcus breathes heavily] 1021 00:51:08,774 --> 00:51:11,904 -Uh… So, um, that was my first-- -So, I better get going. 1022 00:51:11,985 --> 00:51:12,815 What? 1023 00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:16,244 Sorry, uh, what… What were you gonna say? 1024 00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:20,243 Our moms are gonna get back from that school thing soon, so, you know… 1025 00:51:20,827 --> 00:51:21,747 Oh… 1026 00:51:21,828 --> 00:51:22,868 OK. Um… 1027 00:51:22,954 --> 00:51:24,374 So I'll see you around? 1028 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:26,923 Definitely. 1029 00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:31,048 [Marcus] Hey, um… can we keep this on the DL? 1030 00:51:31,129 --> 00:51:33,469 I don't want this getting back to Padma and… 1031 00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:37,049 I'm sure you don't want this getting back to Hunter. 1032 00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:38,215 I was gonna say that. 1033 00:51:38,303 --> 00:51:41,313 I'd hate for such a dumb thing to ruin my chance with Hunter. 1034 00:51:41,890 --> 00:51:42,810 OK then. 1035 00:51:45,185 --> 00:51:46,975 [Marcus climbs out window] 1036 00:52:05,163 --> 00:52:08,043 [breathes deeply] 1037 00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:20,010 [groans] I hate this. 1038 00:52:20,595 --> 00:52:22,135 Keep working on it. 1039 00:52:22,222 --> 00:52:24,182 You should ask Kenny for some pointers. 1040 00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:27,192 Think the mung bean burgers are done. 1041 00:52:27,769 --> 00:52:30,149 Mung bean? Gross. 1042 00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:31,400 I miss pizza. 1043 00:52:32,023 --> 00:52:34,733 I hate this phony Stepford family dinner crap. 1044 00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:39,243 -What the hell? -You will not bitch about family dinner. 1045 00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:41,202 We are a family, and we will have dinner. 1046 00:52:41,283 --> 00:52:43,543 -Kenny's not my family. -Oh, hell yes, he is. 1047 00:52:43,618 --> 00:52:45,698 -My dad is-- -[Georgia] Your dad is where? 1048 00:52:45,787 --> 00:52:47,577 Where is he? Alaska? 1049 00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:48,924 Last month it was Nepal. 1050 00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:52,252 [Kenny] Hey, babe. When's dinner ready? 1051 00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:55,458 -I am starving. -I'm gonna check on it right now. 1052 00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:06,351 [Kenny] You need to work on your form. 1053 00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:10,098 How was night one in your new room? 1054 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,307 Fine. 1055 00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:16,436 -[Kenny] You need to arch your back less. -OK, I got it. 1056 00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:19,858 I got it. 1057 00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:22,121 Kenny, stop. 1058 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:23,449 Kenny, I got it. 1059 00:53:24,075 --> 00:53:25,075 Dinner's ready. 1060 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,330 ♪ Spread to fallin' leaves ♪ 1061 00:53:27,412 --> 00:53:32,672 ♪ Now they're right upon me ♪ 1062 00:53:33,251 --> 00:53:36,051 ♪ Wait, if I'm on fire ♪ 1063 00:53:36,838 --> 00:53:40,178 ♪ How am I so deep in love? ♪ 1064 00:53:40,258 --> 00:53:43,348 ♪ When I dream of dyin'… ♪ 1065 00:53:43,428 --> 00:53:45,218 [Ginny] Passion or power. 1066 00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:47,595 ♪ I never feel so loved… ♪ 1067 00:53:50,810 --> 00:53:52,150 [Ginny] Power is cold. 1068 00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:55,483 It's about control. It's a game. 1069 00:53:55,565 --> 00:53:57,395 There are winners and losers. 1070 00:53:57,484 --> 00:53:59,494 [whirs] 1071 00:54:00,862 --> 00:54:02,412 -Oh, thanks, babe. -Of course. 1072 00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:05,776 ♪ I've been having dreams… ♪ 1073 00:54:05,867 --> 00:54:07,407 [Ginny] If someone has power, 1074 00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:10,584 that means intrinsically that someone else does not. 1075 00:54:11,456 --> 00:54:13,416 ♪ Trip and I fall in… ♪ 1076 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:14,710 [Ginny] I always thought 1077 00:54:14,793 --> 00:54:17,883 that when the time came for me to have sex, I'd want passion. 1078 00:54:17,963 --> 00:54:19,093 Passion is hot. 1079 00:54:20,298 --> 00:54:23,968 But now, I think you only want passion until you've been burned. 1080 00:54:24,594 --> 00:54:26,644 Then power starts looking really good. 1081 00:54:26,721 --> 00:54:27,761 [slams locker] 1082 00:54:30,642 --> 00:54:32,892 ♪ I never land, just float there… ♪ 1083 00:54:34,145 --> 00:54:36,725 Padma, right? There's something you should know. 1084 00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:39,185 -What? -We're late for class. We should go. 1085 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,740 You have something on your shirt. Got it. 1086 00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:44,451 Oh, thanks. 1087 00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:46,241 [Ginny] Never let your guard down. 1088 00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:48,292 I get it now. 1089 00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:50,162 [grunts] 1090 00:54:50,787 --> 00:54:52,037 [groans] 1091 00:54:52,664 --> 00:54:54,464 [Ginny] I guess in the end… 1092 00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:55,461 -[horn honks] -Oh! 1093 00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:58,552 -[tires screech] -…you're still just getting screwed. 1094 00:54:58,628 --> 00:55:00,668 ♪ I never feel so loved ♪ 1095 00:55:03,466 --> 00:55:05,256 ♪ I've been having dreams ♪ 1096 00:55:10,890 --> 00:55:12,230 ♪ Trip and I fall in… ♪ 1097 00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:14,269 [Ginny] For the first time in my life, 1098 00:55:18,857 --> 00:55:22,027 I think I'm finally starting to understand my mother. 1099 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,080 ♪ I've been having dreams ♪ 1100 00:55:37,917 --> 00:55:39,787 [upbeat music plays]