1 00:00:09,030 --> 00:00:11,365 [indistinct chattering, giggling] 2 00:00:18,289 --> 00:00:19,707 Oh my gosh. [laughs] 3 00:00:20,791 --> 00:00:23,461 [girl] My mom had me when she was my age, 15. 4 00:00:24,086 --> 00:00:26,756 So, I got the sex talk when I was only seven. 5 00:00:27,757 --> 00:00:30,468 But it wasn't your typical birds and bees crap. 6 00:00:31,969 --> 00:00:35,097 Then again, there's not much typical about my mom. 7 00:00:35,181 --> 00:00:37,058 Uh… you have a pen I could borrow? 8 00:00:37,141 --> 00:00:39,560 [mom] Sex. Men want it. 9 00:00:40,811 --> 00:00:43,481 -And they think you should give it to 'em. -Thank you. 10 00:00:43,564 --> 00:00:48,152 [mom] But you should never give anything unless you're gettin' somethin' in return. 11 00:00:50,112 --> 00:00:52,114 -[boy] Hi. -Hey. 12 00:00:52,198 --> 00:00:55,034 [mom] You can get two things from sex with a man. 13 00:00:55,743 --> 00:00:58,454 Passion or power. 14 00:00:58,537 --> 00:01:00,289 You're such a loser! 15 00:01:01,624 --> 00:01:04,293 [mom] You better make sure you're gettin' somethin'. 16 00:01:04,376 --> 00:01:06,712 Otherwise, you're just gettin' screwed. 17 00:01:12,843 --> 00:01:14,512 Oh, and use a condom. 18 00:01:17,389 --> 00:01:19,600 [girl] Mom never lets her guard down. 19 00:01:21,727 --> 00:01:23,354 She's always in control. 20 00:01:28,067 --> 00:01:30,861 It was a really effective sex talk. 21 00:01:32,404 --> 00:01:34,657 -I'm still a virgin. -[woman] Virginia Miller. 22 00:01:35,157 --> 00:01:37,159 Can I talk to you in the hall? 23 00:01:45,167 --> 00:01:46,085 Virginia… 24 00:01:46,919 --> 00:01:48,420 -It's Ginny. -[woman sighs] 25 00:01:49,255 --> 00:01:51,549 [woman] Your stepfather's been in an accident. 26 00:01:51,632 --> 00:01:53,926 Your mom's on her way here with your brother. 27 00:01:54,677 --> 00:01:56,512 I'm so sorry, honey. 28 00:01:56,595 --> 00:01:57,680 He didn't make it. 29 00:01:57,763 --> 00:02:00,224 [somber country music plays] 30 00:02:08,566 --> 00:02:12,278 [woman 1] Poor Amber Lynn. I know they had their problems with the divorce, 31 00:02:12,361 --> 00:02:14,488 but still, she must be devastated. 32 00:02:14,572 --> 00:02:16,198 Have you seen the new wife? 33 00:02:16,740 --> 00:02:19,618 Who shows that much cleavage at a funeral? 34 00:02:19,702 --> 00:02:20,995 -Tacky. -[woman 1 scoffs] 35 00:02:21,078 --> 00:02:23,998 -Oh! -Oops. Pardon me. I tripped. 36 00:02:24,582 --> 00:02:25,624 [woman 1 scoffs] 37 00:02:27,168 --> 00:02:28,502 [indistinct chattering] 38 00:02:29,253 --> 00:02:30,796 Kenny was the best. 39 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,173 The best. 40 00:02:32,882 --> 00:02:35,801 [sniffles] After being a single mother for so long, 41 00:02:35,885 --> 00:02:38,179 he was like a godsend. 42 00:02:39,180 --> 00:02:42,516 And he was wonderful with Virginia and Austin. 43 00:02:44,059 --> 00:02:46,312 He treated 'em like his very own. 44 00:02:46,395 --> 00:02:49,648 Well, they weren't his own, yet they're gettin' all his money. 45 00:02:49,732 --> 00:02:53,569 Giving poor Davey's inheritance to that… trash. 46 00:02:56,405 --> 00:02:57,615 He was a bastard. 47 00:02:57,698 --> 00:02:59,742 He was a generous angel, 48 00:03:00,659 --> 00:03:02,453 and I can't believe he's gone. 49 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:06,749 [Ginny] Passion, power, men, sex. 50 00:03:06,832 --> 00:03:08,250 I'll take her word for it. 51 00:03:08,334 --> 00:03:09,460 She's the expert. 52 00:03:11,295 --> 00:03:12,713 I'm nothing like my mom. 53 00:03:15,257 --> 00:03:17,134 [jaunty theme music plays] 54 00:03:20,262 --> 00:03:22,681 ♪ Never admit to a word when she say ♪ 55 00:03:22,765 --> 00:03:25,226 ♪ And if she claims And you tell her baby no way ♪ 56 00:03:26,268 --> 00:03:28,604 -♪ But she caught me on the counter ♪ -♪ It wasn't me ♪ 57 00:03:28,687 --> 00:03:30,898 -♪ Saw me bangin' on the sofa ♪ -♪ It wasn't me ♪ 58 00:03:30,981 --> 00:03:33,609 -♪ I even had her in the shower ♪ -♪ It wasn't me ♪ 59 00:03:33,692 --> 00:03:35,861 -♪ She even caught me on camera ♪ -[Austin] ♪ It was-- ♪ 60 00:03:35,945 --> 00:03:36,779 Hey! 61 00:03:36,862 --> 00:03:40,032 Sorry. Do you think this song's appropriate for a nine-year-old? 62 00:03:40,115 --> 00:03:44,161 Please. He doesn't understand any of it. Austin, what's this song about? 63 00:03:44,245 --> 00:03:46,497 Doing it on the bathroom floor, getting caught 64 00:03:46,580 --> 00:03:48,666 and lying so you don't get in trouble. 65 00:03:48,749 --> 00:03:51,001 [giggles] Go back to your Harry Potter game. 66 00:03:51,085 --> 00:03:54,463 What are you wearing? You look like Vanessa Hudgens at Rydell High. 67 00:03:54,546 --> 00:03:57,132 The fact that your Rizzo is Vanessa and not Stockard 68 00:03:57,216 --> 00:04:00,094 is literally everything that's wrong with your generation. 69 00:04:00,177 --> 00:04:03,305 Stockard is great, OK, but Vanessa surprised everyone. 70 00:04:03,389 --> 00:04:04,515 Who knew? 71 00:04:04,598 --> 00:04:05,599 You like? 72 00:04:05,683 --> 00:04:07,434 You look like you have gangrene. 73 00:04:08,936 --> 00:04:11,897 You're gonna like Massachusetts. It's very patriotic. 74 00:04:11,981 --> 00:04:13,524 Perfect for a fresh start. 75 00:04:15,025 --> 00:04:18,195 -You can't get pregnant. -You know something I don't? 76 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:21,240 A baby named Massachusetts or Wellsbury? 77 00:04:21,323 --> 00:04:22,324 It's child abuse. 78 00:04:22,408 --> 00:04:23,742 Bury is kinda cute. 79 00:04:23,826 --> 00:04:27,454 You said we'd be here for a while, right, Mom? Just the three of us? 80 00:04:28,038 --> 00:04:31,041 Remember that trip Kenny took us on to the Great Basin Desert? 81 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:33,961 Yeah. It went on and on and on and on. 82 00:04:34,044 --> 00:04:37,131 Well, Momma's datin' life is like that desert. 83 00:04:37,715 --> 00:04:39,842 Nothin' in sight as far as the eye can see. 84 00:04:39,925 --> 00:04:41,927 There was nothin' in that desert. 85 00:04:42,011 --> 00:04:45,723 -Oh! There was nothin' in that desert. -I'll believe it when I see it. 86 00:04:45,806 --> 00:04:48,183 You're crabby today! 87 00:04:48,267 --> 00:04:49,101 What's wrong? 88 00:04:49,184 --> 00:04:50,394 I'm sad. 89 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:53,689 I'm a human having an emotion. Am I allowed to be sad? 90 00:04:53,772 --> 00:04:55,607 Sad? You hated Texas. 91 00:04:55,691 --> 00:04:56,900 Maybe I miss Kenny. 92 00:04:56,984 --> 00:04:58,027 You hated Kenny. 93 00:04:59,945 --> 00:05:01,155 ♪ Down, down ♪ 94 00:05:01,864 --> 00:05:03,657 ♪ Deeper and down ♪ 95 00:05:04,783 --> 00:05:06,827 ♪ The rumor burnt ♪ 96 00:05:06,910 --> 00:05:08,620 ♪ Straight through the town ♪ 97 00:05:08,704 --> 00:05:10,956 ♪ And when it landed ♪ 98 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:14,084 ♪ Everybody thought ♪ 99 00:05:15,210 --> 00:05:18,714 ♪ That the truth had been caught ♪ 100 00:05:20,424 --> 00:05:21,925 [distorted] ♪ Down, down ♪ 101 00:05:22,009 --> 00:05:24,303 -♪ Deeper and down ♪ -[gasps] 102 00:05:25,471 --> 00:05:29,558 -♪ Her reputation began to drown… ♪ -[sighs] 103 00:05:29,641 --> 00:05:31,143 Hi, Mr. Officer! 104 00:05:33,187 --> 00:05:34,271 Was that racist? 105 00:05:34,772 --> 00:05:36,148 That was racist, right? 106 00:05:37,024 --> 00:05:39,651 Guess we're not leaving that bullshit in the South. 107 00:05:39,735 --> 00:05:43,739 What was with you? "Hi, Mr. Officer." You sound like a bad porn. 108 00:05:43,822 --> 00:05:45,949 I could use a good pat-down. Been a while. 109 00:05:46,658 --> 00:05:47,576 Gross. 110 00:05:47,659 --> 00:05:49,244 Seriously, just gross. 111 00:05:49,328 --> 00:05:50,662 Scarring. I'm scarred. 112 00:05:52,247 --> 00:05:54,416 [song continues playing] 113 00:06:02,383 --> 00:06:05,386 ♪ Have you ever been fed up With the bullshit? ♪ 114 00:06:05,469 --> 00:06:07,554 ♪ The whole town is too small And you don't fit… ♪ 115 00:06:07,638 --> 00:06:09,348 You like it. Ha! 116 00:06:09,431 --> 00:06:10,682 [chuckles] 117 00:06:10,766 --> 00:06:12,643 [singsongy] You like it. 118 00:06:12,726 --> 00:06:15,854 It looks like Paul Revere boned a pumpkin spice latte. 119 00:06:15,938 --> 00:06:18,232 ♪ With morality The intent is pure trash ♪ 120 00:06:18,315 --> 00:06:20,776 ♪ No recyclables Who are you to judge… ♪ 121 00:06:20,859 --> 00:06:23,153 Mark my words, we are gonna run this town. 122 00:06:23,862 --> 00:06:27,533 Run it, burn it to the ground, flee into the night. Same difference. 123 00:06:27,616 --> 00:06:30,035 Even the politicians are good-looking. 124 00:06:30,119 --> 00:06:31,662 He looks like a young JFK. 125 00:06:33,497 --> 00:06:34,873 Like the desert, right? 126 00:06:38,001 --> 00:06:40,504 [mom] It's a far cry from the walk-up in Houston 127 00:06:40,587 --> 00:06:42,840 and the apartment in New Orleans. Look at it. 128 00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:46,176 -It's just ours? Just the three of us? -Mm-hmm. 129 00:06:46,927 --> 00:06:49,138 -I'm picking the biggest bedroom! -[chuckles] 130 00:06:50,097 --> 00:06:51,014 [mom] Comin'? 131 00:06:53,475 --> 00:06:54,935 [grunts] No! 132 00:06:55,018 --> 00:06:56,311 -[mom pants] -[man grunts] 133 00:06:57,104 --> 00:06:59,064 -[man grunts] -[mom screams] 134 00:07:00,858 --> 00:07:02,901 -Help me! Please help me! -[man] Come on! 135 00:07:02,985 --> 00:07:05,195 -[mom screams] -[man] Shut up! 136 00:07:07,322 --> 00:07:08,907 [mom pants] 137 00:07:08,991 --> 00:07:10,784 [man] You little bitch. Come here! 138 00:07:12,494 --> 00:07:14,246 [man] I'm gonna kill you, Mary! 139 00:07:14,329 --> 00:07:15,372 [door slams] 140 00:07:15,456 --> 00:07:16,832 [sobs gently] 141 00:07:16,915 --> 00:07:18,417 [dog barks] 142 00:07:22,045 --> 00:07:24,381 [upbeat music plays] 143 00:07:38,187 --> 00:07:41,523 I wanna know what you were thinking smoking weed on the side of the road 144 00:07:41,607 --> 00:07:44,318 in clear view of everyone. Neighbors, the cops… 145 00:07:44,401 --> 00:07:48,113 Seriously, I wanna know what was going through your brain! 146 00:07:48,197 --> 00:07:49,364 Well, it's legal now. 147 00:07:49,448 --> 00:07:51,116 Not for you, it isn't. 148 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:52,743 You get inside that house. 149 00:07:52,826 --> 00:07:54,328 You are grounded. 150 00:07:57,039 --> 00:07:58,499 Acknowledge me, dammit! 151 00:07:58,582 --> 00:08:00,000 All right, I'm grounded. 152 00:08:01,168 --> 00:08:03,504 When's dinner though? 'Cause I'm really hungry. 153 00:08:04,463 --> 00:08:05,923 [screams] 154 00:08:08,342 --> 00:08:09,551 [sighs] 155 00:08:09,635 --> 00:08:10,677 Oh shit. 156 00:08:11,970 --> 00:08:13,889 [woman] Hello! The door's open. 157 00:08:13,972 --> 00:08:15,015 Come on in! 158 00:08:16,517 --> 00:08:20,312 Hi there. I'm Ellen Baker. Welcome to the neighborhood. 159 00:08:20,395 --> 00:08:22,481 Georgia Miller. And you brought cookies. 160 00:08:22,564 --> 00:08:24,233 Aren't you a peach? 161 00:08:24,316 --> 00:08:27,736 You live across the way, right? I think I saw you drive in earlier. 162 00:08:27,819 --> 00:08:29,863 -Saw that, did you? -Mm-hmm. 163 00:08:30,781 --> 00:08:33,033 -Right. Well… -[both chuckle] 164 00:08:33,116 --> 00:08:34,117 OK, get this. 165 00:08:34,201 --> 00:08:38,080 I'm driving home, and I see him on the corner, smoking a joint. 166 00:08:38,163 --> 00:08:41,375 In the middle of the sidewalk! No shame. Not a care in the world. 167 00:08:41,458 --> 00:08:43,377 Just gettin' stoned on a Sunday. 168 00:08:43,460 --> 00:08:47,005 When I was a kid, we had the decency to use eye drops and be paranoid. 169 00:08:47,089 --> 00:08:49,174 -I get it. I have a teenager. -What? 170 00:08:50,551 --> 00:08:53,220 No way. What, did you give birth when you were 12? 171 00:08:53,303 --> 00:08:54,263 Fifteen. 172 00:08:54,346 --> 00:08:56,682 Shit. 173 00:08:58,892 --> 00:09:00,394 -Fifteen. -Yep. 174 00:09:00,477 --> 00:09:01,562 [Ginny] I dunno, Dad. 175 00:09:01,645 --> 00:09:02,604 It's a house. 176 00:09:03,230 --> 00:09:04,231 It's big. 177 00:09:04,731 --> 00:09:08,402 I'm unpacking now, and it just seems like an exercise in futility. 178 00:09:09,611 --> 00:09:12,406 ♪ So don't look so surprised ♪ 179 00:09:12,489 --> 00:09:15,409 ♪ When I know where you've been… ♪ 180 00:09:16,326 --> 00:09:17,160 What? 181 00:09:17,869 --> 00:09:19,121 No. Yeah, I'm listening. 182 00:09:20,622 --> 00:09:21,623 Yeah, Mom's fine. 183 00:09:21,707 --> 00:09:24,751 ♪ Until they're vaporized ♪ 184 00:09:24,835 --> 00:09:27,963 ♪ Oh, and all the loss ♪ 185 00:09:28,046 --> 00:09:30,966 ♪ Some men, they call the show… ♪ 186 00:09:31,758 --> 00:09:33,885 Um. Hey, Dad? I'll call you back later. 187 00:09:34,636 --> 00:09:37,347 [Georgia] Peach! I got you a present. 188 00:09:38,265 --> 00:09:39,516 [gasps] 189 00:09:41,476 --> 00:09:42,311 Gross. 190 00:09:42,394 --> 00:09:45,439 Totally, but I thought you could wear it to school tomorrow. 191 00:09:46,023 --> 00:09:48,859 I won't be white and bougie even in a cable-knit sweater. 192 00:09:48,942 --> 00:09:51,945 What if I put you in a charcoal infinity scarf? 193 00:09:54,740 --> 00:09:57,117 This is the new thing you're doing? Hate on Mom? 194 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,286 Come on. This isn't us. 195 00:09:59,369 --> 00:10:02,372 We're like the Gilmore Girls, but with bigger boobs. 196 00:10:02,456 --> 00:10:03,457 I'm just tired. 197 00:10:04,207 --> 00:10:06,418 Big day tomorrow. New school number five. 198 00:10:06,501 --> 00:10:10,422 I read that stability is crucial for children in their formative years. 199 00:10:10,505 --> 00:10:12,466 Maybe that's why Austin still wets the bed. 200 00:10:12,549 --> 00:10:15,844 This place is different. I can feel it. We're gonna put down roots. 201 00:10:15,927 --> 00:10:18,847 -You said that about Houston. -I was wrong about Houston. 202 00:10:18,930 --> 00:10:22,059 -Whatever. It's always the same. -Try to be more creative! 203 00:10:22,142 --> 00:10:26,355 This super stereotypical, angsty teen girl routine you got going on… 204 00:10:26,438 --> 00:10:27,689 Frankly, it's boring! 205 00:10:29,650 --> 00:10:30,651 [sighs] 206 00:10:32,486 --> 00:10:33,445 [sighs] 207 00:10:34,613 --> 00:10:36,990 I hate it when you're mad at me. Come here. 208 00:10:42,996 --> 00:10:44,039 [mom sighs] 209 00:10:44,122 --> 00:10:46,958 It's me and you against the world, kid. Remember that. 210 00:10:47,042 --> 00:10:49,294 That's dramatic. What about Austin? 211 00:10:49,378 --> 00:10:51,129 Don't be nervous about tomorrow. 212 00:10:51,213 --> 00:10:52,714 -I'm not. -[chuckles] Liar. 213 00:10:52,798 --> 00:10:56,301 I'm not nervous, but I do need to get a good night's sleep. 214 00:10:57,260 --> 00:10:59,346 Oh, you're so responsible. 215 00:10:59,429 --> 00:11:01,807 Sometimes I can't believe you came out of me. 216 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,102 Fun visual. Thanks for that. 217 00:11:08,313 --> 00:11:09,481 [Ginny] Mom, what? 218 00:11:10,482 --> 00:11:11,316 Nothin'. 219 00:11:11,817 --> 00:11:12,818 'Night, peach. 220 00:11:14,903 --> 00:11:16,113 [sighs] 221 00:11:38,927 --> 00:11:40,095 [distant dog barking] 222 00:11:46,393 --> 00:11:47,227 [sighs] 223 00:11:52,649 --> 00:11:53,567 [grunts] 224 00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:56,194 [sighs deeply] 225 00:12:06,288 --> 00:12:09,791 ♪ I hear the voices in my head… ♪ 226 00:12:11,710 --> 00:12:16,631 -[opens drawer] -♪ My middle finger's 'bout to pledge… ♪ 227 00:12:17,549 --> 00:12:21,553 -[vibrator buzzes] -♪ Oh, can't you see that blue and red? ♪ 228 00:12:21,636 --> 00:12:22,637 [sighs] 229 00:12:23,847 --> 00:12:28,185 ♪ Some things are better left unsaid… ♪ 230 00:12:28,268 --> 00:12:29,603 [buzzing stops] 231 00:12:29,686 --> 00:12:33,523 -♪ I put two gunshots in the air ♪ -[sighs] 232 00:12:35,567 --> 00:12:39,905 ♪ The people scattered everywhere ♪ 233 00:12:41,573 --> 00:12:45,786 ♪ But I don't really give a care ♪ 234 00:12:46,536 --> 00:12:48,789 ♪ Nope, some things in life ♪ 235 00:12:48,872 --> 00:12:52,209 -♪ Are just unfair… ♪ -[vibrator buzzes] 236 00:12:52,292 --> 00:12:54,753 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 237 00:12:55,337 --> 00:12:58,465 ♪ I walk upright like a soldier Yeah, I'm hot like Arizona ♪ 238 00:12:58,548 --> 00:13:01,343 ♪ Mix the bacon and the soda I ain't mixin' bakin' soda ♪ 239 00:13:01,426 --> 00:13:03,553 -♪ Mm, yay, yay, yay… ♪ -[sighs] 240 00:13:03,637 --> 00:13:06,389 ♪ Ain't scared of no rain ♪ 241 00:13:07,057 --> 00:13:09,893 ♪ I walk upright like a soldier Yeah, I'm cold as North Dakota ♪ 242 00:13:09,976 --> 00:13:12,938 ♪ Mix the bacon and the soda I ain't mixin' bakin' soda ♪ 243 00:13:13,021 --> 00:13:14,689 ♪ Mm, yay, mm, yay ♪ 244 00:13:14,773 --> 00:13:16,399 ♪ Ain't scared of no pain ♪ 245 00:13:16,483 --> 00:13:19,361 ♪ I hear the voices in my… ♪ 246 00:13:19,444 --> 00:13:20,654 Come get a taste. 247 00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:33,375 [woman] Hey, kid! Come here! 248 00:13:35,126 --> 00:13:36,336 What's your name? 249 00:13:37,754 --> 00:13:39,214 [motorcycle engine revs] 250 00:13:39,798 --> 00:13:40,674 Georgia. 251 00:13:45,262 --> 00:13:46,596 Who happened to your face? 252 00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:52,310 I'm gonna give you some advice. It looks like you need it. 253 00:13:52,811 --> 00:13:54,604 You win more flies with honey, 254 00:13:54,688 --> 00:13:56,481 but if you get yourself a bee… 255 00:13:57,774 --> 00:13:58,942 sting first. 256 00:14:01,695 --> 00:14:03,321 [skateboard wheels rolling] 257 00:14:12,998 --> 00:14:14,416 [Georgia whispers] Hey, kid. 258 00:14:16,334 --> 00:14:19,212 -[whispers] Who are you? -My kids and I moved in across the street. 259 00:14:19,296 --> 00:14:20,297 I hear you have bud. 260 00:14:21,715 --> 00:14:24,759 I can't sleep. That would really help me out right now. 261 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:27,721 You got bud or not? 262 00:14:31,558 --> 00:14:32,809 Thanks, kid. 263 00:14:33,435 --> 00:14:34,269 It's Marcus. 264 00:14:34,853 --> 00:14:36,229 Don't do drugs, Marcus. 265 00:14:37,814 --> 00:14:38,815 [chuckles lightly] 266 00:14:42,193 --> 00:14:43,528 Is this it? 267 00:14:43,612 --> 00:14:45,238 [clicks tongue] This is nothing. 268 00:14:45,322 --> 00:14:47,699 -Hogwarts makes this look like a joke. -Yeah. 269 00:14:48,617 --> 00:14:51,536 -Would Harry Potter be scared? -No, but Ron would. 270 00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:52,996 Yeah. Well, Ron's a pussy. 271 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:55,582 OK, now, soldier. Ten-hut! 272 00:14:55,665 --> 00:14:59,544 Remember, you win more flies with honey, but if you get yourself a bee-- 273 00:14:59,628 --> 00:15:01,129 Sting first. Crucio! 274 00:15:01,212 --> 00:15:02,380 Oh! 275 00:15:02,464 --> 00:15:04,674 [exaggerated groaning] 276 00:15:05,759 --> 00:15:06,760 Hey. 277 00:15:07,469 --> 00:15:09,971 Hey, hey, hey. It's OK. 278 00:15:11,097 --> 00:15:13,099 You're magic, remember? 279 00:15:13,183 --> 00:15:14,684 [boy] Look at that kid! 280 00:15:14,768 --> 00:15:16,853 [boy grunts mockingly] 281 00:15:16,937 --> 00:15:17,938 [boys giggle] 282 00:15:18,772 --> 00:15:20,106 Get on in there, then. 283 00:15:21,483 --> 00:15:22,734 [woman chuckles] 284 00:15:22,817 --> 00:15:25,236 First day's always the hardest. I'm Cynthia. 285 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:28,198 -Georgia Miller. -[Cynthia] This is Bev and Bhanu. 286 00:15:28,281 --> 00:15:30,450 We thought you were one of the new teachers. 287 00:15:30,533 --> 00:15:33,203 You look too young to be a mom. 288 00:15:33,286 --> 00:15:36,081 -Oh! -[Bhanu] I'm sure you get it all the time. 289 00:15:36,164 --> 00:15:38,208 [chuckles] Love your bag. 290 00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:40,585 You moved into that house on Bradley Street 291 00:15:40,669 --> 00:15:42,629 with the fireplace and crown molding. 292 00:15:42,712 --> 00:15:44,839 -How did you know? -I'm in real estate. 293 00:15:44,923 --> 00:15:48,259 -Cynthia is the land mogul of Wellsbury. -[chuckling] 294 00:15:48,343 --> 00:15:52,097 Georgia, what is your feeling on organic produce? 295 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,768 Organic produce? 296 00:15:56,851 --> 00:15:59,938 What would you say if you found out the elementary school 297 00:16:00,021 --> 00:16:04,275 only offered fast food options to our children for lunch? 298 00:16:04,359 --> 00:16:07,028 Pizza, chicken nuggets, cheeseburgers. 299 00:16:08,697 --> 00:16:10,573 Sounds like a problem. 300 00:16:10,657 --> 00:16:12,701 I'm so happy to hear you say that. 301 00:16:12,784 --> 00:16:14,995 You have to come to the school board meeting tomorrow. 302 00:16:15,078 --> 00:16:17,122 I'm hosting it at the neighborhood club. 303 00:16:17,205 --> 00:16:21,167 Paul Randolph will have to pay attention to us if we show up in force. 304 00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:23,753 -Tell me you'll be there. -Paul Randolph? 305 00:16:23,837 --> 00:16:27,215 The mayor. He runs the town, but he's not a parent. So… 306 00:16:27,298 --> 00:16:28,508 Say you'll be there. 307 00:16:29,843 --> 00:16:30,844 I'll be there. 308 00:16:30,927 --> 00:16:32,137 Amazing. 309 00:16:32,637 --> 00:16:35,598 We need as many outreach moms making a stink as possible. 310 00:16:35,682 --> 00:16:38,184 -Mm-hmm. -Anyway… [whispers] 311 00:16:38,268 --> 00:16:40,020 [women talk quietly] 312 00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:41,021 OK. 313 00:16:43,773 --> 00:16:45,859 [girl chuckles] 314 00:16:48,194 --> 00:16:52,532 Virginia, I should warn you. We keep a, uh, rigorous pace in AP English. 315 00:16:52,615 --> 00:16:54,743 The AP students take this very seriously. 316 00:16:54,826 --> 00:16:57,787 So, if my class proves to be too much for you, 317 00:16:57,871 --> 00:17:01,583 I suggest you do yourself a favor and move down to regular English, OK? 318 00:17:01,666 --> 00:17:04,544 I'd hate to see you bite off more than you could chew. 319 00:17:04,627 --> 00:17:06,588 Uh, we cover all the greats. 320 00:17:06,671 --> 00:17:08,006 Steinbeck, Salinger, 321 00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:11,051 Miller, Homer, Fitzgerald, 322 00:17:11,134 --> 00:17:12,385 Shakespeare, of course. 323 00:17:12,469 --> 00:17:14,804 Um… 16 books total. 324 00:17:14,888 --> 00:17:16,473 -OK? -It's Ginny. 325 00:17:18,516 --> 00:17:19,642 [Ginny scoffs] 326 00:17:19,726 --> 00:17:21,895 I'm living in a Crest commercial. 327 00:17:21,978 --> 00:17:24,355 [teacher] Welcome back, AP English. 328 00:17:24,439 --> 00:17:29,194 Hiding in the back there, you will find our new student, Virginia Miller. 329 00:17:29,277 --> 00:17:31,571 I trust you will make her feel welcome. 330 00:17:31,654 --> 00:17:32,572 It's Ginny. 331 00:17:32,655 --> 00:17:35,366 I know it's our first day back from summer vacation, 332 00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:38,536 but I thought it was an excellent opportunity for a pop quiz. 333 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:41,873 Those of you who didn't do the summer reading of The Crucible 334 00:17:41,956 --> 00:17:44,250 are in for a world of pain. 335 00:17:44,793 --> 00:17:48,129 Uh, don't worry, Virginia, I don't expect you to have read it. 336 00:17:49,881 --> 00:17:51,382 Oh. Yes, you have a question? 337 00:17:51,883 --> 00:17:54,469 There are 16 books on this syllabus. 338 00:17:54,552 --> 00:17:56,846 Yes. Like I said, you can always drop down-- 339 00:17:56,930 --> 00:18:00,391 Fourteen of them are written by men, 15 were written by white people, 340 00:18:00,475 --> 00:18:04,270 and I'll guess the one Black author will crop up for Black History Month. 341 00:18:04,354 --> 00:18:05,855 -Am I right? -[girl gasps] 342 00:18:05,939 --> 00:18:06,856 Excuse me? 343 00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:10,151 I'm very serious about my education, Mr. Gitten. 344 00:18:10,235 --> 00:18:13,363 I'm worried I might internalize an ideology that the main viewpoint, 345 00:18:13,446 --> 00:18:16,449 the viewpoint worth studying in class, the viewpoint of the greats, 346 00:18:16,533 --> 00:18:20,578 is only that of the white male, thus eradicating my voice as immaterial. 347 00:18:20,662 --> 00:18:23,748 And finally, I'm worried I won't be stimulated intellectually. 348 00:18:23,832 --> 00:18:24,666 [snickering] 349 00:18:24,749 --> 00:18:26,793 Also, I have read The Crucible, 350 00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:29,212 and I'm confident I can take the quiz today. 351 00:18:30,505 --> 00:18:32,090 Are you through, Virginia? 352 00:18:32,841 --> 00:18:33,716 No. 353 00:18:34,717 --> 00:18:36,594 -Please call me Ginny. -[students chuckle] 354 00:18:36,678 --> 00:18:39,806 Well, I don't know how things were done at your last school, 355 00:18:40,431 --> 00:18:41,266 Ginny, 356 00:18:41,349 --> 00:18:46,312 but here, we don't tolerate political outbursts and grandstanding 357 00:18:46,396 --> 00:18:49,232 at the expense of your peers' class time. 358 00:18:49,315 --> 00:18:50,525 Yes, Maxine? 359 00:18:50,608 --> 00:18:54,612 Hi. I'm, like, also super concerned about my subconscious digestion 360 00:18:54,696 --> 00:18:56,990 of the superiority of the white male perspective. 361 00:18:57,073 --> 00:18:59,868 Also, I have period cramps, so can I go to the nurse? 362 00:19:00,368 --> 00:19:01,744 [students chuckling] 363 00:19:01,828 --> 00:19:02,871 OK, that's it. 364 00:19:02,954 --> 00:19:06,499 For the rest of the class, we will be silent and take the pop quiz. 365 00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:09,460 It's worth 10% of your first semester grade. 366 00:19:09,544 --> 00:19:10,545 [bell rings] 367 00:19:14,632 --> 00:19:15,717 You're new, right? 368 00:19:16,426 --> 00:19:17,927 Just moved in across the street? 369 00:19:19,804 --> 00:19:20,972 It's Monday. 370 00:19:23,057 --> 00:19:23,892 [chuckles] 371 00:19:23,975 --> 00:19:25,852 What cultural wasteland are you from? 372 00:19:26,686 --> 00:19:28,521 Never heard of the band Wednesday? 373 00:19:32,108 --> 00:19:33,109 Yeah, I have. 374 00:19:34,152 --> 00:19:36,571 -They have that one song. -No, they don't. 375 00:19:37,363 --> 00:19:38,364 They don't exist. 376 00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:41,618 I made 'em up. Grabbed the first shirt I saw this morning. 377 00:19:41,701 --> 00:19:42,660 Whatever. 378 00:19:43,703 --> 00:19:45,079 I met your mom last night. 379 00:19:45,163 --> 00:19:46,080 [sighs] 380 00:19:46,789 --> 00:19:48,291 She can be very friendly. 381 00:19:48,374 --> 00:19:51,044 Hmm. She asked me for weed. She wasn't that friendly. 382 00:19:51,127 --> 00:19:53,546 Yeah, well, she can also be kind of a bitch. 383 00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:56,299 ♪ I'm giving up with the make-belief… ♪ 384 00:19:56,382 --> 00:19:58,092 [Maxine] Marcus, be gone. 385 00:19:58,176 --> 00:20:01,179 -♪ No one here's being fooled… ♪ -See you around, neighbor. 386 00:20:02,388 --> 00:20:04,724 Sorry about Marcus. He's an asshole. 387 00:20:04,807 --> 00:20:07,769 -Yeah, total asshole. -Yeah. He's my twin brother. 388 00:20:07,852 --> 00:20:09,312 Oh, I'm sorry. I-- 389 00:20:09,395 --> 00:20:12,565 I'm sorry. I should've strangled him with my umbilical cord in the womb 390 00:20:12,649 --> 00:20:14,192 and done humanity a solid. 391 00:20:16,152 --> 00:20:17,278 Are you coming? 392 00:20:18,112 --> 00:20:20,907 -Uh… -So, where are you from? 393 00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:23,284 -Texas. -Texas. That's so exotic. 394 00:20:23,368 --> 00:20:24,869 -Are you straight? -What? 395 00:20:24,953 --> 00:20:28,122 Gay, straight, them, they? Do they even let you be gay in Texas? 396 00:20:28,206 --> 00:20:29,540 Um, I'm straight. 397 00:20:29,624 --> 00:20:32,669 Ugh! That's such a bummer. There are no good gays here. 398 00:20:33,586 --> 00:20:36,589 You are going to love my friends, OK? 399 00:20:36,673 --> 00:20:39,509 So that's Norah, that's Jordan, that's Brodie, 400 00:20:39,592 --> 00:20:41,511 that's Hunter, and this is Abby. 401 00:20:41,594 --> 00:20:43,221 Guys, this is Ginny. 402 00:20:43,304 --> 00:20:45,723 She is my new neighbor. She's from Texas. 403 00:20:45,807 --> 00:20:48,810 I'm in love with her, so you need to worship her and be nice. 404 00:20:48,893 --> 00:20:49,852 Um, howdy. 405 00:20:49,936 --> 00:20:51,604 -[Ginny chuckles] -Howdy. 406 00:20:52,188 --> 00:20:53,022 [Maxine] God! 407 00:20:53,106 --> 00:20:54,774 I love southern accents. 408 00:20:54,857 --> 00:20:57,277 I feel like you could say the nastiest shit, 409 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,821 and it would still sound all sweet and charming 410 00:20:59,904 --> 00:21:02,240 like you were offering me lemonade, you know? 411 00:21:02,323 --> 00:21:03,157 Like… 412 00:21:03,241 --> 00:21:04,951 [southern accent] I'll cut your face! 413 00:21:05,034 --> 00:21:07,120 [normal accent] See? It's still charming. 414 00:21:07,203 --> 00:21:09,956 [chuckles] And your skin is flawless. Do you jade roll? 415 00:21:10,039 --> 00:21:13,376 Oh, sorry. Is that like when white girls touch Black girls' hair? 416 00:21:13,459 --> 00:21:16,796 If I'm being a dick, it's 'cause we have more Starbucks than Black people. 417 00:21:16,879 --> 00:21:18,756 Why'd you move to Wellsbury? 418 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,091 Um, my stepdad died. 419 00:21:21,676 --> 00:21:23,011 Oh, it's fine. 420 00:21:23,094 --> 00:21:24,512 Well, how did he die? 421 00:21:24,595 --> 00:21:26,264 Um… car accident. 422 00:21:26,848 --> 00:21:28,891 Well, heart attack, then car accident. 423 00:21:28,975 --> 00:21:30,977 That's horrible. Was anyone else hurt? 424 00:21:31,060 --> 00:21:33,604 Was he on the highway? Was he on a motorcycle? 425 00:21:33,688 --> 00:21:36,774 [gasps] I saw the most gruesome motorcycle accident one time. 426 00:21:36,858 --> 00:21:40,153 This guy's arm was literally four lanes away from the rest of him. 427 00:21:40,236 --> 00:21:42,030 Know what? My stupid idiot twin, 428 00:21:42,113 --> 00:21:44,615 he's probably gonna end up the exact same way. 429 00:21:44,699 --> 00:21:47,827 He bought a motorcycle, which is more pathetic than it sounds 430 00:21:47,910 --> 00:21:51,581 because our birthday isn't until December, which is when he could ride it. 431 00:21:51,664 --> 00:21:55,418 By that point, the roads'll be all icy. He'll probably just die immediately. 432 00:21:55,501 --> 00:21:57,795 -Chill, Max. -[Maxine scoffs] 433 00:21:59,922 --> 00:22:03,176 Oh! I didn't mean to, like, bring up painful memories for you. 434 00:22:03,259 --> 00:22:05,970 I love all that gruesome shit, you know? I'm so morbid. 435 00:22:06,054 --> 00:22:09,140 I've seen every episode of SVU, and I only listen to podcasts 436 00:22:09,223 --> 00:22:12,643 about girls like me getting brutally murdered. Want some yogurt? 437 00:22:12,727 --> 00:22:14,520 -Uh-- -[Maxine] You know what? 438 00:22:14,604 --> 00:22:16,856 You're right. The food here is crap. 439 00:22:16,939 --> 00:22:19,275 Let's sneak off campus and get some tacos. 440 00:22:21,444 --> 00:22:22,820 Come. Seriously. 441 00:22:29,994 --> 00:22:32,121 Mm. Hello again, JFK. 442 00:22:33,831 --> 00:22:35,083 Thanks, Joe. 443 00:22:35,583 --> 00:22:37,585 -[Joe] Do I know you? -I don't know. Do you? 444 00:22:37,668 --> 00:22:38,669 [chuckles] 445 00:22:39,462 --> 00:22:41,130 Right. Name tag. Duh! 446 00:22:41,756 --> 00:22:44,759 With City Hall there, I imagine you do a killing at lunch. 447 00:22:44,842 --> 00:22:48,096 -I bet they all just filter right in. -Yeah. And you are? 448 00:22:48,179 --> 00:22:50,932 Hey, Joe. Just picking up my usual. 449 00:22:51,015 --> 00:22:52,517 To go. Again. 450 00:22:53,267 --> 00:22:54,769 Already got it ready. Marie! 451 00:22:56,479 --> 00:22:58,314 -[man] Thank you, Marie. -You got it. 452 00:22:58,815 --> 00:22:59,774 OK. 453 00:22:59,857 --> 00:23:01,192 -[Georgia] Oh! -Oh! 454 00:23:01,275 --> 00:23:03,486 No! Oh, I'm so clumsy. 455 00:23:03,569 --> 00:23:05,405 -Are you OK? -Georgia. 456 00:23:06,739 --> 00:23:07,865 Paul Randolph. Mayor. 457 00:23:08,533 --> 00:23:10,159 That was instinct. I'm so sorry. 458 00:23:10,243 --> 00:23:13,496 I've forgotten how to introduce myself like a human. Let me start over. 459 00:23:13,579 --> 00:23:14,539 [giggles] 460 00:23:14,622 --> 00:23:16,624 Hi, I'm Paul. 461 00:23:16,707 --> 00:23:19,877 I can't believe this is the first impression I'm making. 462 00:23:19,961 --> 00:23:21,045 I just moved to town. 463 00:23:21,129 --> 00:23:23,506 You have to let me buy you another of whatever-- 464 00:23:23,589 --> 00:23:24,715 No. I'm sure it's-- 465 00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:28,052 I insist. You must have lunch with me. Let me make it up to you. 466 00:23:28,136 --> 00:23:31,639 And I'll have someone to talk to! His usual, Joe. Thank you! 467 00:23:31,722 --> 00:23:32,682 Uh… 468 00:23:34,225 --> 00:23:35,268 Um… 469 00:23:35,351 --> 00:23:38,020 You know what? I usually just eat at my desk, 470 00:23:38,104 --> 00:23:38,938 so… 471 00:23:41,816 --> 00:23:42,817 But why not? 472 00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:43,901 You know what? 473 00:23:43,985 --> 00:23:44,986 [claps] All right. 474 00:23:45,987 --> 00:23:46,821 Georgia. 475 00:23:46,904 --> 00:23:48,489 -Mayor Paul. -[Paul] Uh… 476 00:23:48,573 --> 00:23:50,324 -No. Just Paul. -[Georgia] Hmm. 477 00:23:50,408 --> 00:23:51,868 Just Paul. Listen… [chuckles] 478 00:23:51,951 --> 00:23:56,080 …I know you're new here, but you already stumbled upon the town's best-kept secret. 479 00:23:56,164 --> 00:23:59,709 You see, Joe, the owner, he owns a farm just outside of town. 480 00:24:00,501 --> 00:24:03,337 -Singing my praises, Paul? -No, I'm exposing you. 481 00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:08,176 See, he hires a bunch of college kids to run the farm for college credit 482 00:24:08,259 --> 00:24:12,263 to the school of agriculture, then he gets kids to run the restaurant 483 00:24:12,346 --> 00:24:14,056 for credit to the culinary school. 484 00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:15,975 It is a tremendous scam, 485 00:24:16,058 --> 00:24:17,143 but the hummus… 486 00:24:17,935 --> 00:24:18,936 is outrageous. 487 00:24:19,604 --> 00:24:21,439 I appreciate a good scam. 488 00:24:22,064 --> 00:24:23,107 Back at ya. 489 00:24:24,567 --> 00:24:25,985 [women giggling] 490 00:24:26,068 --> 00:24:28,446 Everyone here is just so happy. 491 00:24:28,529 --> 00:24:30,448 It's a front. They're all miserable. 492 00:24:30,531 --> 00:24:34,410 Everyone's just slowly marching inevitably and irrevocably closer to death. 493 00:24:34,494 --> 00:24:37,079 Also, I totally saw Hunter checking you out earlier. 494 00:24:37,163 --> 00:24:38,915 It was very cute. [chuckles] 495 00:24:40,124 --> 00:24:41,000 Ginny? 496 00:24:42,126 --> 00:24:43,127 That's my mom. 497 00:24:43,211 --> 00:24:47,757 -[Maxine gasps] No! Are her boobs real? -[Ginny] Who's that guy she's talking to? 498 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:51,886 [scoffs] That's Mayor Paul "waiting for my Bachelor casting call" Randolph. 499 00:24:51,969 --> 00:24:54,430 All the thirsty moms throw their twats at him. 500 00:24:54,931 --> 00:24:56,265 Let's get out of here. 501 00:24:56,766 --> 00:25:00,686 This is really nice. I don't get to just sit and enjoy lunch anymore. 502 00:25:00,770 --> 00:25:02,897 It is a complete madhouse over there. 503 00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:06,734 It's usually Chinese takeout and lunch with my campaign manager, Nick, 504 00:25:06,817 --> 00:25:09,320 who is just relentless. 505 00:25:09,403 --> 00:25:12,365 [chuckles] You know, this might be fate. 506 00:25:12,448 --> 00:25:15,076 -[Paul] What? -I'd love to get a job in town. 507 00:25:15,159 --> 00:25:16,994 Help me meet more people. Keep busy. 508 00:25:17,495 --> 00:25:19,455 We could try it out, just a few weeks. 509 00:25:19,539 --> 00:25:20,706 [Paul] Um… 510 00:25:20,790 --> 00:25:21,707 [chuckles] 511 00:25:21,791 --> 00:25:25,461 OK. Uh… Well, Georgia, do you have any experience in politics? 512 00:25:26,170 --> 00:25:30,508 Not exactly, but I can help. I've supported myself since I was 15. 513 00:25:30,591 --> 00:25:33,594 I'm smart, I'm capable, I'm a fast learner, and resourceful. 514 00:25:33,678 --> 00:25:37,139 You give me lemons, you'll have lemonade, lemon pie, and lemon meringue. 515 00:25:38,182 --> 00:25:40,351 I'm sorry. This card was declined. 516 00:25:40,434 --> 00:25:42,395 -What? -Do you have another I can try? 517 00:25:42,478 --> 00:25:44,272 -Just use this one. -[Georgia] Um… 518 00:25:44,855 --> 00:25:45,982 [Paul] Um… 519 00:25:46,065 --> 00:25:50,945 Georgia, I'm sure you can do all of the things, you know, with the lemons, 520 00:25:51,028 --> 00:25:53,698 but I'm not really hiring right now, 521 00:25:53,781 --> 00:25:55,449 and I've already got Nick, so… 522 00:25:55,533 --> 00:25:56,951 Oh, Nick's relentless. 523 00:25:57,827 --> 00:25:58,828 I'm sorry. 524 00:26:00,329 --> 00:26:02,540 Of course. Was only a thought. 525 00:26:03,499 --> 00:26:05,084 [kids chatter, giggle] 526 00:26:05,167 --> 00:26:06,127 [Georgia] Hey. 527 00:26:10,423 --> 00:26:13,175 What's wrong? Where are your glasses? 528 00:26:13,259 --> 00:26:14,260 Can we go? 529 00:26:15,845 --> 00:26:16,971 Who did this? 530 00:26:17,054 --> 00:26:18,055 Show me. 531 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:23,060 Looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the rotten tree. 532 00:26:23,144 --> 00:26:24,937 Look at me. You're magic. 533 00:26:25,021 --> 00:26:26,856 Screw that asshole. He's a bee. 534 00:26:27,732 --> 00:26:29,275 And what do we do to bees? 535 00:26:41,912 --> 00:26:42,913 For the bees. 536 00:26:43,831 --> 00:26:44,832 Come on. 537 00:26:45,916 --> 00:26:47,293 [door opens] 538 00:26:48,044 --> 00:26:49,879 [rock music plays on jukebox] 539 00:26:54,175 --> 00:26:55,718 Hey there, little lady. 540 00:26:56,510 --> 00:26:58,387 Hey there, big fat guy. 541 00:26:58,471 --> 00:27:01,766 -[chuckles] Feisty, ain't you? -[Georgia] Oh, you're sittin' down. 542 00:27:02,391 --> 00:27:05,019 That's fun. We are havin' fun. 543 00:27:09,106 --> 00:27:11,817 -[woman] She told you, Marty! -[Marty chuckles] 544 00:27:15,488 --> 00:27:17,073 Wanna buy me one of those? 545 00:27:18,074 --> 00:27:20,159 Zion. How old are you? 546 00:27:20,242 --> 00:27:21,243 How old are you? 547 00:27:21,327 --> 00:27:23,954 Seventeen, but it doesn't matter. 548 00:27:24,705 --> 00:27:25,831 The real question is, 549 00:27:25,915 --> 00:27:27,458 how old is Devon Fisher? 550 00:27:27,541 --> 00:27:30,920 Devon Fisher's 21 and does not secure his belongings 551 00:27:31,003 --> 00:27:33,464 when he and his girlfriend skinny-dip at Yosemite. 552 00:27:33,547 --> 00:27:34,507 Yosemite? 553 00:27:34,590 --> 00:27:35,841 I'm on a road trip. 554 00:27:35,925 --> 00:27:36,967 Finding myself. 555 00:27:37,718 --> 00:27:39,345 It's all very Jack Kerouac. 556 00:27:41,389 --> 00:27:42,431 Kerouac, On the Road. 557 00:27:43,891 --> 00:27:45,685 Hey, come on. How old are you? 558 00:27:48,979 --> 00:27:49,814 Fair enough. 559 00:27:53,943 --> 00:27:55,986 You know the problem with an eye for an eye? 560 00:27:56,070 --> 00:27:57,738 Makes the whole world blind? 561 00:27:58,781 --> 00:27:59,990 They go for the eye, 562 00:28:01,075 --> 00:28:02,284 you go for the hand. 563 00:28:06,664 --> 00:28:07,707 [Georgia] Austin! 564 00:28:07,790 --> 00:28:10,167 Found the superglue to fix your glasses. 565 00:28:12,294 --> 00:28:13,129 Honey? 566 00:28:18,426 --> 00:28:19,468 [sighs] 567 00:28:26,392 --> 00:28:28,269 ♪ Down, down ♪ 568 00:28:28,352 --> 00:28:30,229 -♪ Deeper and down… ♪ -[sighs] 569 00:28:31,355 --> 00:28:33,107 ♪ The rumor burnt ♪ 570 00:28:33,190 --> 00:28:35,192 ♪ Straight through the town ♪ 571 00:28:35,276 --> 00:28:37,695 ♪ And when it landed ♪ 572 00:28:37,778 --> 00:28:40,531 ♪ Everybody thought ♪ 573 00:28:41,532 --> 00:28:44,952 -♪ That the truth had been caught… ♪ -[sighs] 574 00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:49,623 -Your bedroom is amazing. -I know. [chuckles] 575 00:28:51,167 --> 00:28:52,835 Oh hey. This is really cute. 576 00:28:53,419 --> 00:28:54,420 [Maxine] Try it on. 577 00:28:58,215 --> 00:28:59,633 Oh, I love that on you. 578 00:29:00,301 --> 00:29:01,135 Keep it. 579 00:29:02,428 --> 00:29:04,638 -Seriously? -Yeah, one hundo percent. 580 00:29:04,722 --> 00:29:07,099 Looks way better on you than it ever did on me. 581 00:29:08,768 --> 00:29:12,605 I cannot believe how much English homework we have. It is only our first day. 582 00:29:12,688 --> 00:29:14,899 Oh! Mr. Gitten is such an asshole. 583 00:29:14,982 --> 00:29:18,235 Oh, he's a power-hungry monster. Total troll beneath the bridge. 584 00:29:18,319 --> 00:29:20,821 It's like, I'm sorry you suck. 585 00:29:20,905 --> 00:29:24,366 Yeah, like, I'm sorry your dick is small, and nobody wants to touch it. 586 00:29:24,450 --> 00:29:27,536 [laughs] I'm sorry you're balding. That must be hard for you. 587 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,706 So, how are you liking Wellsbury? Is it paradise? 588 00:29:31,290 --> 00:29:32,249 It's weird. 589 00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:37,546 I'm supposed to subtly and casually ask you if you have a boyfriend? 590 00:29:38,172 --> 00:29:39,882 Hunter wants to know. 591 00:29:39,965 --> 00:29:43,385 Oh, uh… No, I don't. I've never had a boyfriend. 592 00:29:43,469 --> 00:29:45,221 I've never even kissed a guy. 593 00:29:45,304 --> 00:29:47,556 We move a lot, so I'm always the new girl. 594 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,058 That sounds awful… 595 00:29:49,141 --> 00:29:51,393 or potentially thrilling. 596 00:29:51,477 --> 00:29:54,188 Like, you can utterly change your personality. 597 00:29:54,271 --> 00:29:55,940 You'd get along with my mother. 598 00:29:56,023 --> 00:29:59,235 I'd love to get along with your mother. God, she's so banging. 599 00:29:59,318 --> 00:30:03,280 Ah! Well, welcome to the opinion of everyone who's ever met Georgia. 600 00:30:03,364 --> 00:30:04,281 Georgia. 601 00:30:05,032 --> 00:30:06,033 And you're Virginia? 602 00:30:06,867 --> 00:30:10,579 My brother's Austin. My mom named us after the places we were born. 603 00:30:11,163 --> 00:30:11,997 Poetic. 604 00:30:12,498 --> 00:30:15,000 I just can't believe she was with that guy today. 605 00:30:15,084 --> 00:30:18,462 She always does this. She moves us around, and she meets a guy, 606 00:30:18,546 --> 00:30:20,589 they break up, so we have to move again. 607 00:30:20,673 --> 00:30:23,551 Or she meets a guy, and we have to move to go be with him. 608 00:30:23,634 --> 00:30:25,344 It's always about a fricking guy! 609 00:30:25,427 --> 00:30:28,806 I can't blame her for Kenny dying, but she promised this would be different. 610 00:30:28,889 --> 00:30:31,267 And what, noon on our first day in town? 611 00:30:32,351 --> 00:30:34,353 Well, you can't move. 612 00:30:34,436 --> 00:30:36,063 I've decided I really like you. 613 00:30:36,856 --> 00:30:38,566 -Really? -Uh, yeah. 614 00:30:39,191 --> 00:30:41,735 "I'm confident I can take the pop quiz today." 615 00:30:41,819 --> 00:30:44,154 Pfft! You're my idol. Do you want a soda? 616 00:30:44,238 --> 00:30:46,824 'Cause my blood needs sugar and chemicals to focus. 617 00:30:46,907 --> 00:30:47,992 -[Ginny] Sure. -Cool. 618 00:31:00,588 --> 00:31:01,714 Are you stalking me? 619 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:03,674 What? 620 00:31:04,174 --> 00:31:06,051 No. Max invited me. 621 00:31:07,928 --> 00:31:11,599 ♪ I'm giving up with the make-belief ♪ 622 00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:15,644 ♪ No one here's being fooled ♪ 623 00:31:17,021 --> 00:31:21,150 ♪ Back to the days when I was your thief ♪ 624 00:31:21,233 --> 00:31:22,359 ♪ And ♪ 625 00:31:22,443 --> 00:31:24,612 ♪ And I could play it cool ♪ 626 00:31:25,905 --> 00:31:27,948 ♪ Exhausting myself ♪ 627 00:31:28,032 --> 00:31:29,867 ♪ Tryin' to excite you ♪ 628 00:31:31,619 --> 00:31:33,954 ♪ With the same things as before ♪ 629 00:31:35,205 --> 00:31:39,877 ♪ But the wells ran dry And all the tricks up my sleeve, well ♪ 630 00:31:40,711 --> 00:31:42,838 ♪ Baby, I've got no more… ♪ 631 00:31:42,922 --> 00:31:44,381 Marcus, what are you doing? 632 00:31:45,507 --> 00:31:48,093 -Why is that in my room? -No one checks your room. 633 00:31:48,177 --> 00:31:50,930 [Maxine] Gross. Get help. Also, can you please leave? 634 00:31:51,013 --> 00:31:52,181 We're trying to study. 635 00:31:57,645 --> 00:31:59,188 Sorry about him. [scoffs] 636 00:31:59,271 --> 00:32:00,522 It's fine. Uh… 637 00:32:12,034 --> 00:32:14,203 So, what's your favorite song by Wednesday? 638 00:32:14,286 --> 00:32:15,996 You don't have to be a jerk. 639 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,790 No, I don't have to be. 640 00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:20,209 -Nice bike. -Thanks. 641 00:32:20,918 --> 00:32:22,753 Maybe I'll give you a ride sometime. 642 00:32:23,295 --> 00:32:24,630 When? December? 643 00:32:30,469 --> 00:32:32,888 Girls always want an Insta on the bike. 644 00:32:32,972 --> 00:32:35,683 -All right, where's your phone? -[starts engine] 645 00:32:37,142 --> 00:32:39,186 Hey! Stop! No! 646 00:32:57,329 --> 00:33:00,040 Virginia Miller, you little idiot. 647 00:33:12,469 --> 00:33:14,138 That was seriously not cool. 648 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:25,274 Oh… 649 00:33:29,111 --> 00:33:30,404 [girl] Marcus, let's go. 650 00:33:33,532 --> 00:33:34,408 Who's she? 651 00:33:34,491 --> 00:33:37,453 No one. Just one of Maxine's dumb friends. 652 00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:44,418 [groans] 653 00:33:46,128 --> 00:33:47,171 [sighs] 654 00:33:49,006 --> 00:33:52,134 -How was your first day, dear? -I have a ton of homework to do. 655 00:33:52,217 --> 00:33:55,137 Hey! You get back here when I am talking to you! 656 00:33:55,220 --> 00:33:57,556 I don't want you with that guy or on that bike! 657 00:33:58,974 --> 00:34:00,350 You don't understand. 658 00:34:00,434 --> 00:34:03,187 Oh, you think I don't understand. 659 00:34:03,270 --> 00:34:06,440 I understand. Believe me, Mommy understands. 660 00:34:07,066 --> 00:34:08,525 You are me, 661 00:34:08,609 --> 00:34:09,818 and I was an idiot. 662 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:14,073 I've broken my back giving you every opportunity that I never had, 663 00:34:14,156 --> 00:34:18,160 so you're gonna throw it all away on the first jerkoff Shawn Hunter wannabe. 664 00:34:18,744 --> 00:34:21,997 You know who's sexy? Skinny, nerdy guy in your biology class. 665 00:34:22,081 --> 00:34:24,666 Have sex with that guy. Bang future Mark Zuckerberg. 666 00:34:24,750 --> 00:34:26,794 Have you learned nothin' from Romy and Michele? 667 00:34:26,877 --> 00:34:29,296 Nervous I might tap into your weed supply, Mommy? 668 00:34:29,379 --> 00:34:32,466 I'm not banging anyone 'cause I'm not you. 669 00:34:32,549 --> 00:34:35,928 I don't show up into a new town and immediately have a boyfriend. 670 00:34:36,512 --> 00:34:39,348 -I saw you today with that guy. -[Austin] What guy? 671 00:34:39,431 --> 00:34:42,559 Hey, honey. Look, I fixed your glasses. 672 00:34:43,227 --> 00:34:46,939 Why don't you tell Austin, Mom? Tell him how all your promises are shit 673 00:34:47,022 --> 00:34:49,149 because you're already getting your hooks into some guy. 674 00:34:49,233 --> 00:34:51,985 Don't give me the sob story on the crap you went through 675 00:34:52,069 --> 00:34:54,863 so we could have a better life. Frankly, it's boring. 676 00:34:56,865 --> 00:34:58,033 You're with a guy? 677 00:34:58,117 --> 00:34:59,034 Austin, it's… 678 00:35:00,911 --> 00:35:03,372 -[door slams] -Fine! We wanna slam doors? 679 00:35:03,455 --> 00:35:05,541 Well, we can all slam doors! 680 00:35:12,881 --> 00:35:13,924 [sighs] 681 00:35:18,804 --> 00:35:21,265 -May I help you? -I was looking for a bag. 682 00:35:21,348 --> 00:35:22,391 What kind of bag? 683 00:35:22,975 --> 00:35:24,560 A really nice one. 684 00:35:25,644 --> 00:35:26,562 I can pay. 685 00:35:26,645 --> 00:35:30,315 I meant, did you have a designer in mind? We have a lovely bag selection. 686 00:35:30,399 --> 00:35:32,317 Oh! OK! 687 00:35:32,943 --> 00:35:35,863 For a second, I thought we were gonna have a Pretty Woman moment. 688 00:35:35,946 --> 00:35:38,282 -[chuckles] -"You work on commission, right?" 689 00:35:38,365 --> 00:35:40,409 -No, I don't. -OK. 690 00:35:42,202 --> 00:35:44,121 Oh, this is lovely. 691 00:35:45,622 --> 00:35:46,623 Great. 692 00:35:48,167 --> 00:35:49,042 [Georgia] Hmm. 693 00:35:50,752 --> 00:35:51,753 [machine beeps] 694 00:35:52,254 --> 00:35:54,756 Sorry. This is declined. Do you have another card? 695 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:55,841 Try it again. 696 00:36:00,220 --> 00:36:01,221 [machine beeps] 697 00:36:01,722 --> 00:36:03,015 Mm-mm. I'm sorry. 698 00:36:06,101 --> 00:36:10,397 So, I guess the Pretty Woman moment is gonna happen after all. [chuckles] 699 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:11,607 [chuckles falsely] 700 00:36:13,066 --> 00:36:14,067 [sighs] 701 00:36:20,032 --> 00:36:24,870 Hello. Hi, excuse me, but I got these as a gift from my husband. 702 00:36:24,953 --> 00:36:26,413 He is so well-meanin'. 703 00:36:26,496 --> 00:36:30,209 He lost the receipt. I told him to just come back in here and talk to you 704 00:36:30,292 --> 00:36:32,878 because I knew you'd understand, but he was too chicken. 705 00:36:32,961 --> 00:36:37,090 So, here I am, returning my own wedding anniversary present. 706 00:36:37,174 --> 00:36:38,592 Can you believe? 707 00:36:39,176 --> 00:36:40,844 I was thinking store credit. 708 00:36:40,928 --> 00:36:44,014 ♪ Pretty woman, walkin' down the street ♪ 709 00:36:44,097 --> 00:36:45,265 ♪ Pretty woman… ♪ 710 00:36:45,349 --> 00:36:47,851 -Why is my card getting declined? -[man] Georgia… 711 00:36:47,935 --> 00:36:49,811 It's my money. Kenny left it to me. 712 00:36:49,895 --> 00:36:53,106 Listen, we're not dealing with chump change here. 713 00:36:53,190 --> 00:36:56,193 We're dealing with yoga studios. We're dealing with a house. 714 00:36:56,276 --> 00:36:58,904 We're dealing with an ex-wife who thinks you're the Antichrist. 715 00:36:58,987 --> 00:37:00,864 She's contesting the will. 716 00:37:00,948 --> 00:37:01,782 What? 717 00:37:02,699 --> 00:37:03,784 What does that m-- 718 00:37:04,326 --> 00:37:07,829 -She talking to the cops? -Cops? Why would she talk to cops? 719 00:37:07,913 --> 00:37:09,331 This is about the will. 720 00:37:09,414 --> 00:37:12,167 She's just saying she helped build his yoga franchise. 721 00:37:12,251 --> 00:37:15,420 Yogi Boogie-Woogie or some stupid shit. 722 00:37:15,504 --> 00:37:17,547 Yeah, Yoga Bo Boga. Three locations. 723 00:37:17,631 --> 00:37:19,132 She says you're a cheap skank 724 00:37:19,216 --> 00:37:23,095 who married Kenny for his money, and she deserves a part of the franchise. 725 00:37:23,178 --> 00:37:24,721 She really hates you. 726 00:37:24,805 --> 00:37:26,390 It's my money, Marty. It's legit. 727 00:37:26,473 --> 00:37:30,185 [Marty] Listen, it's all fine. We take care of our own, 728 00:37:30,769 --> 00:37:32,187 and I'm taking care of it. 729 00:37:32,271 --> 00:37:35,941 Marty, I own a house now with a vegetable garden and everything. 730 00:37:36,608 --> 00:37:39,778 -I need the money from Kenny's account. -The garden sounds nice. 731 00:37:39,861 --> 00:37:41,238 Marty, you're my lawyer. 732 00:37:41,947 --> 00:37:43,615 Figure out my money, please. 733 00:37:45,158 --> 00:37:46,201 Hi, Zach. 734 00:37:46,702 --> 00:37:47,869 I'm Austin's mom. 735 00:37:48,537 --> 00:37:50,330 Would you come over here for a sec? 736 00:37:51,665 --> 00:37:52,582 Zach, 737 00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:56,044 Austin was telling me about how you broke his glasses. 738 00:37:56,128 --> 00:37:57,170 No, I didn't. 739 00:37:57,254 --> 00:37:58,505 It wasn't a question. 740 00:37:58,588 --> 00:38:01,508 You broke Austin's glasses, which makes you a bee. 741 00:38:01,591 --> 00:38:03,510 Austin, what do we do to bees? 742 00:38:03,969 --> 00:38:04,886 [Zach yells] 743 00:38:06,305 --> 00:38:09,349 I think you were right. Austin fell and broke his glasses 744 00:38:09,433 --> 00:38:11,685 like you fell and broke your nose, understand? 745 00:38:11,768 --> 00:38:14,354 [Zach screams] 746 00:38:14,438 --> 00:38:16,857 That was a question. Do you understand? 747 00:38:17,441 --> 00:38:19,192 -[Zach] Yes! -Mm-hmm. 748 00:38:19,276 --> 00:38:20,235 [Zach] Ow! 749 00:38:20,319 --> 00:38:22,195 Ah! Ow! 750 00:38:22,279 --> 00:38:24,197 We got a nosebleed over here. 751 00:38:24,281 --> 00:38:25,907 -[Cynthia gasps] -[Zach] Ow! 752 00:38:25,991 --> 00:38:26,992 [Cynthia] Zach! 753 00:38:27,492 --> 00:38:30,412 -[Zach groans loudly] -Sweetheart, are you OK? 754 00:38:30,495 --> 00:38:32,289 He had a nasty little spill. 755 00:38:32,372 --> 00:38:34,875 -Thank you so much for being here. -Of course. 756 00:38:34,958 --> 00:38:37,753 Such a sweet boy. You should be more careful. 757 00:38:39,546 --> 00:38:40,964 And I'll see you tonight. 758 00:38:41,048 --> 00:38:43,800 I am so excited for the school board meetin'. 759 00:38:43,884 --> 00:38:45,844 If we don't protect our kids, who will? 760 00:38:45,927 --> 00:38:47,721 [tuts] Yes, that's exactly right. 761 00:38:48,430 --> 00:38:51,266 Oh, sweetie. 762 00:38:54,895 --> 00:38:59,107 So then, after ordering the shrimp basket, Jax, like, reaches into his pants… 763 00:38:59,191 --> 00:39:02,486 not his pocket, Ginny, his pants, like, where his balls are… 764 00:39:02,569 --> 00:39:05,864 and he just pulls out a ring and proposes. It is the best show. 765 00:39:05,947 --> 00:39:08,367 -Hunter, do you watch Vanderpump Rules? -No, sorry. 766 00:39:08,450 --> 00:39:10,952 Neither does Ginny. You guys are so uncultured. 767 00:39:11,036 --> 00:39:13,288 She's coming over tonight so I can pop her cherry. 768 00:39:13,372 --> 00:39:15,165 [Hunter] Oh, OK. Uh… 769 00:39:15,248 --> 00:39:18,502 I was just gonna ask if you wanna maybe hang later tonight, but… 770 00:39:18,585 --> 00:39:19,461 [Maxine] Oh! 771 00:39:20,128 --> 00:39:21,421 No. She can hang. 772 00:39:22,339 --> 00:39:25,258 -But you just said-- -[Maxine] It's the worst show, Hunter. 773 00:39:25,342 --> 00:39:27,886 Once the cast turned 30, it was just sad. 774 00:39:27,969 --> 00:39:30,639 OK, so, would you want to then? 775 00:39:31,306 --> 00:39:32,599 Uh-huh. Sure. 776 00:39:32,682 --> 00:39:35,185 -Great. It's a date. -Oh… 777 00:39:35,977 --> 00:39:38,522 A date? You mean as friends? 778 00:39:39,856 --> 00:39:40,941 Or as a date. 779 00:39:41,983 --> 00:39:43,068 Uh… 780 00:39:43,151 --> 00:39:44,861 Right. Yeah. 781 00:39:44,945 --> 00:39:47,155 Um, OK. Yeah, let's do that. 782 00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,282 That sounds… good. 783 00:39:49,366 --> 00:39:50,992 A date. Cool. 784 00:39:51,076 --> 00:39:52,119 Cool. 785 00:39:52,202 --> 00:39:53,412 [Maxine squeals] 786 00:39:53,495 --> 00:39:56,039 -Look at you go, Texas. -I have a date. 787 00:39:56,123 --> 00:39:59,876 You'll need to borrow something to wear since all your clothes are horrible, 788 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:02,963 no offense, just from what I've seen so far. I'm assuming. 789 00:40:03,046 --> 00:40:05,048 But I'm very excited. I'm dying. 790 00:40:05,132 --> 00:40:06,758 I've never had a date. 791 00:40:06,842 --> 00:40:09,177 Oh my God. This is your first date ever? 792 00:40:09,261 --> 00:40:10,971 -This is huge! -It's no big deal. 793 00:40:11,054 --> 00:40:14,057 OK, I'm ignoring you because, obviously, this is a big deal. 794 00:40:14,141 --> 00:40:16,518 Hunter Chen is V hot and V cool. 795 00:40:16,601 --> 00:40:18,353 I will be over at 6:00 to help you get ready. 796 00:40:18,437 --> 00:40:21,022 Whoa, I've never been this excited in my whole life. 797 00:40:21,106 --> 00:40:22,190 Holy shit. 798 00:40:22,899 --> 00:40:23,942 Who's that? 799 00:40:25,610 --> 00:40:27,487 That is Ginny's mom. 800 00:40:29,865 --> 00:40:31,575 -[whistles] -I know. 801 00:40:32,367 --> 00:40:33,869 I'll catch you guys later. 802 00:40:34,453 --> 00:40:35,745 See you tonight, Ginny. 803 00:40:35,829 --> 00:40:37,205 [friends] Ooh! 804 00:40:39,916 --> 00:40:43,462 What are you doing here? You know I hate when you show up at my school. 805 00:40:44,087 --> 00:40:46,423 I wanna make up. I don't like when we fight. 806 00:40:46,506 --> 00:40:49,009 -I brought a surprise. -Car picnic! Car picnic! 807 00:40:49,092 --> 00:40:51,553 Fine, whatever. Car picnic. Let's get outta here. 808 00:40:58,143 --> 00:40:59,019 Mm. 809 00:40:59,686 --> 00:41:00,604 Bacony. 810 00:41:01,188 --> 00:41:04,107 -Pass the chocolate milkshake, please. -[Ginny] Grotesque. 811 00:41:05,275 --> 00:41:06,318 [Georgia] OK. 812 00:41:06,985 --> 00:41:08,195 You have to stop. 813 00:41:08,904 --> 00:41:12,824 I shouldn't have gone all mom on you about that jerkoff with the bike, 814 00:41:12,908 --> 00:41:15,410 but I had a flashback of this age. 815 00:41:15,494 --> 00:41:19,080 Your whole life flashed before my eyes, and you were pregnant and broke 816 00:41:19,164 --> 00:41:21,541 and a high school dropout, and all that was fine. 817 00:41:22,042 --> 00:41:25,879 But then, you had a super bratty teenage daughter, 818 00:41:25,962 --> 00:41:29,633 and honestly, that was awful. I just wouldn't wish that on you. 819 00:41:32,177 --> 00:41:33,553 [slurps] 820 00:41:36,348 --> 00:41:37,224 Forgive me? 821 00:41:37,307 --> 00:41:38,600 -Yes? -Yes. 822 00:41:38,683 --> 00:41:39,518 Whoo! 823 00:41:40,018 --> 00:41:42,395 You were right. He was a jerkoff. 824 00:41:43,271 --> 00:41:46,316 Besides, um, I have a date tonight with a different guy. 825 00:41:46,399 --> 00:41:47,859 [gasps] 826 00:41:47,943 --> 00:41:49,277 -Zuckerberg? -Mom! 827 00:41:49,361 --> 00:41:52,239 Your first date ever! This is big. 828 00:41:52,322 --> 00:41:53,823 That's what Maxine said. 829 00:41:53,907 --> 00:41:54,908 [Georgia] Maxine? 830 00:41:55,575 --> 00:41:57,827 Oh, uh, my new friend. 831 00:41:57,911 --> 00:41:59,663 [Georgia] Your new friend! 832 00:41:59,746 --> 00:42:01,122 Well, well, well! 833 00:42:01,998 --> 00:42:03,750 Told you this place was different. 834 00:42:03,833 --> 00:42:06,294 Yeah, yeah, give me the bacon doughnut. 835 00:42:10,173 --> 00:42:11,258 This is putrid. 836 00:42:18,014 --> 00:42:19,015 [Austin] I like it. 837 00:42:19,516 --> 00:42:21,184 This will keep the swelling down. 838 00:42:23,937 --> 00:42:24,938 Do I wanna know? 839 00:42:25,772 --> 00:42:27,732 -You wouldn't approve. -[Ginny scoffs] 840 00:42:29,359 --> 00:42:30,402 I am done here! 841 00:42:30,485 --> 00:42:32,112 Wow, these extensions are great. 842 00:42:32,696 --> 00:42:35,156 -You look beautiful. -[squeals] 843 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:39,369 -You both are really ruining this for me. -This is some straight Judy Blume shit. 844 00:42:39,953 --> 00:42:42,038 I want my ashes scattered in this closet. 845 00:42:42,122 --> 00:42:44,374 Don't rub your eyes. You'll smear your mascara. 846 00:42:44,457 --> 00:42:47,252 And under no circumstances have sex. 847 00:42:47,335 --> 00:42:50,255 However, if you give him a blow job, there is this trick with the balls-- 848 00:42:50,338 --> 00:42:51,631 Mom! 849 00:42:51,715 --> 00:42:53,758 I'm kidding! No blow jobs. 850 00:42:53,842 --> 00:42:56,886 You're trying too hard to be edgy. It's annoying, and no one likes you. 851 00:42:56,970 --> 00:42:58,972 -I like you. -[gasps] She likes me. 852 00:42:59,723 --> 00:43:01,516 Tell me about this Hunter kid. 853 00:43:02,058 --> 00:43:04,269 Oh, yeah, I've known Hunter my whole life. 854 00:43:04,853 --> 00:43:07,981 Seventh grade is when he got hot, but he's still super nice, 855 00:43:08,064 --> 00:43:09,232 so everyone loves him. 856 00:43:09,316 --> 00:43:11,067 And he's, like, super smart. 857 00:43:11,151 --> 00:43:14,362 He's in our AP English class, where he saw Ginny's epic takedown. 858 00:43:14,446 --> 00:43:15,363 Takedown? 859 00:43:15,447 --> 00:43:18,199 -No, it was nothing. -[Maxine] It was awesome. 860 00:43:18,283 --> 00:43:21,161 Mr. Gitten was like, "You won't be able to keep up in this class," 861 00:43:21,244 --> 00:43:23,330 and then Ginny was like, "You're racist!" 862 00:43:23,413 --> 00:43:26,166 -It was awesome. -He said you couldn't keep up? 863 00:43:26,249 --> 00:43:28,877 It wasn't a big deal. Please, just don't do anything. 864 00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,045 I can handle it. 865 00:43:30,128 --> 00:43:30,962 Fine. 866 00:43:32,756 --> 00:43:34,924 You're wearing that to a school board meeting? 867 00:43:35,675 --> 00:43:36,760 Yeah. 868 00:43:37,677 --> 00:43:39,971 Thanks, man. So, where in Texas are you from? 869 00:43:41,514 --> 00:43:45,101 Austin and then Fort Worth and then Houston. 870 00:43:45,185 --> 00:43:46,019 Wow. 871 00:43:46,102 --> 00:43:47,395 You move around a lot. 872 00:43:47,479 --> 00:43:49,898 Must be hard to, like, make friends and stuff. 873 00:43:49,981 --> 00:43:51,566 Yeah, it sucks. [clears throat] 874 00:43:52,692 --> 00:43:57,572 Hey, let's just skip over all that typical first date stuff and get juicy with it. 875 00:43:57,656 --> 00:43:58,823 Juicy? 876 00:43:58,907 --> 00:44:00,992 The dirt. The goods. 877 00:44:01,618 --> 00:44:02,577 I'll start. 878 00:44:02,661 --> 00:44:06,748 Uh… when I was in fifth grade, I had crazy buck teeth. 879 00:44:06,831 --> 00:44:08,124 Big monster baddies. 880 00:44:09,042 --> 00:44:10,085 [Ginny giggles] 881 00:44:10,669 --> 00:44:13,546 -I had buck teeth too. -Yeah? I had headgear. 882 00:44:13,630 --> 00:44:15,382 I had a wheeling backpack. 883 00:44:15,965 --> 00:44:18,218 Oh God. Oh no, no. [chuckling] 884 00:44:18,301 --> 00:44:19,302 I have to leave. 885 00:44:19,386 --> 00:44:20,679 [both chuckle] 886 00:44:29,354 --> 00:44:32,232 Ellen, hi! I have your plate. It's washed and ready-- 887 00:44:32,315 --> 00:44:35,193 Wanna smoke the weed I confiscated from my delinquent son? 888 00:44:38,238 --> 00:44:40,490 I need this to survive tonight. 889 00:44:40,573 --> 00:44:42,951 Those mothers are vicious. 890 00:44:43,034 --> 00:44:44,035 I got that. 891 00:44:44,536 --> 00:44:46,621 The criminal mastermind hid it in a box 892 00:44:46,705 --> 00:44:49,165 in the back of his closet labeled "math homework." 893 00:44:49,249 --> 00:44:51,167 [chuckling] Right? 894 00:44:51,251 --> 00:44:54,504 Like I'd believe he'd label his homework. 895 00:44:54,587 --> 00:44:56,923 He doesn't even do his homework. 896 00:44:57,006 --> 00:44:58,800 Ginny's on a date tonight. 897 00:44:58,883 --> 00:45:01,678 I know. Max wouldn't shut up about it. Mm. 898 00:45:02,929 --> 00:45:04,055 Max is gay. 899 00:45:04,139 --> 00:45:07,976 She came out when she was nine, by announcing her love for Barbie's boobs. 900 00:45:08,059 --> 00:45:09,686 Bitch has got great boobs. 901 00:45:09,769 --> 00:45:13,148 We're good with it, Clint and I. That's my husband, Clint. 902 00:45:13,648 --> 00:45:17,026 -He's very supportive. He's a good dad. -That's important. 903 00:45:17,569 --> 00:45:19,112 Ginny's dad's a good dad. 904 00:45:19,195 --> 00:45:22,240 Zion. He does this thing where he sends her books all the time. 905 00:45:22,323 --> 00:45:24,743 He writes in the margins little notes for her. 906 00:45:24,826 --> 00:45:25,994 It's cute. 907 00:45:26,995 --> 00:45:29,122 Austin's dad's terrible. He's in prison. 908 00:45:29,205 --> 00:45:30,874 Prison? For what? 909 00:45:30,957 --> 00:45:32,250 Fraud, embezzlement. 910 00:45:33,126 --> 00:45:35,795 -Oh, don't worry, he was framed. -How do you know? 911 00:45:37,756 --> 00:45:38,715 I framed him. 912 00:45:41,009 --> 00:45:41,885 What? 913 00:45:41,968 --> 00:45:43,136 [giggling] 914 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:44,637 [shushes] 915 00:45:44,721 --> 00:45:46,097 -There they are. -[gasps] 916 00:45:49,184 --> 00:45:51,102 And he opened the door for her. 917 00:45:51,186 --> 00:45:52,854 He drives a Porsche! 918 00:45:54,939 --> 00:45:55,940 This was fun. 919 00:45:56,024 --> 00:45:57,066 -Very fun. -Yeah. 920 00:45:57,609 --> 00:46:00,528 Wholesome fun. In a good way, not in a bad way. Lame way. 921 00:46:00,612 --> 00:46:02,947 I don't think you're lame. I think you're nice. 922 00:46:03,031 --> 00:46:05,492 You wouldn't ask me to play with your balls. 923 00:46:07,452 --> 00:46:08,328 Oh my God. 924 00:46:08,411 --> 00:46:10,121 Uh, no, it's OK. 925 00:46:10,872 --> 00:46:11,915 I had a good time. 926 00:46:22,842 --> 00:46:24,093 -See ya. -[both chuckle] 927 00:46:24,177 --> 00:46:25,053 OK. 928 00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:27,263 [Georgia howls] 929 00:46:28,014 --> 00:46:29,474 Mom, please! Grow up! 930 00:46:29,557 --> 00:46:31,976 That was one steamy hug. 931 00:46:32,060 --> 00:46:35,480 Thank you for respecting my privacy and normal mother-daughter boundaries! 932 00:46:35,563 --> 00:46:36,689 You're welcome. 933 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,276 [both giggle] 934 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:43,488 We live in one of the wealthiest cities in the US. 935 00:46:43,571 --> 00:46:47,075 I find it unbelievable. I mean, we can buy organic food. 936 00:46:47,158 --> 00:46:48,868 [Ellen] Cynthia runs Wellsbury. 937 00:46:48,952 --> 00:46:51,162 Trust me, just steer clear. 938 00:46:51,246 --> 00:46:52,455 Steer clear. Got it. 939 00:46:52,539 --> 00:46:56,167 [Cynthia] Microplastics are what will get our children. It's in our food… 940 00:46:56,251 --> 00:46:59,170 I see you've already met the town's most eligible bachelor. 941 00:46:59,254 --> 00:47:01,548 -Yummy, no? -[loudly] It's a conspiracy. 942 00:47:01,631 --> 00:47:03,341 [sighs] We hear you, 943 00:47:03,424 --> 00:47:05,051 and we do not disagree with you. 944 00:47:05,885 --> 00:47:08,137 However, our options are extremely limited. 945 00:47:08,221 --> 00:47:12,392 This is the cheapest meal plan available, and our budget is stretched too thin. 946 00:47:12,475 --> 00:47:13,643 [Cynthia] Unacceptable. 947 00:47:13,726 --> 00:47:16,813 Excuse me. Excuse me, everybody. 948 00:47:17,605 --> 00:47:20,441 For those who don't know me, I'm Georgia Miller. 949 00:47:20,525 --> 00:47:24,612 I am so grateful to Cynthia for alerting me to this problem. 950 00:47:24,696 --> 00:47:28,241 I know you're all familiar with Wellsbury's best-kept secret, 951 00:47:28,324 --> 00:47:30,243 Joe's Blue Farm Cafe. 952 00:47:30,326 --> 00:47:32,495 His hummus is outrageous. 953 00:47:32,579 --> 00:47:34,706 Joe has graciously offered, 954 00:47:34,789 --> 00:47:36,749 for a very affordable fee, 955 00:47:36,833 --> 00:47:40,253 to provide a healthy, locally grown, organic lunch option 956 00:47:40,336 --> 00:47:44,090 to the school district fresh from his farm a few miles outside of town. 957 00:47:45,174 --> 00:47:47,176 -Oh my God. -[Bhanu] Joe, that's great. 958 00:47:47,260 --> 00:47:50,430 OK, well, in that case, meeting's adjourned. 959 00:47:50,513 --> 00:47:52,682 -Thanks for coming. -Told you it'd be a hit. 960 00:47:52,765 --> 00:47:55,602 No, you marched into my restaurant and threatened to report me 961 00:47:55,685 --> 00:48:00,148 to the Department of Labor for exploiting unpaid interns as employees if I said no. 962 00:48:00,231 --> 00:48:02,483 Like I said, I appreciate a good scam. 963 00:48:03,776 --> 00:48:04,611 Yeah. 964 00:48:06,195 --> 00:48:07,363 We did it. 965 00:48:09,657 --> 00:48:13,703 Lemonade, uh, lemon pie, and lemon meringue, yeah? 966 00:48:13,786 --> 00:48:16,205 And a delightful lemon Jell-O. 967 00:48:16,289 --> 00:48:17,373 [chuckles] 968 00:48:17,457 --> 00:48:19,292 How'd you convince Joe to do that? 969 00:48:19,375 --> 00:48:22,962 I simply pointed out it would mean so much to the community. 970 00:48:24,213 --> 00:48:25,048 Uh-huh. 971 00:48:26,341 --> 00:48:28,384 All right, Georgia. You win. 972 00:48:28,468 --> 00:48:31,804 Anyone who can make Cynthia that happy is a force to be reckoned with. 973 00:48:31,888 --> 00:48:33,348 Can you start Thursday? 974 00:48:35,350 --> 00:48:37,602 Well, I thought you'd never ask. 975 00:48:45,944 --> 00:48:47,111 What are you doing here? 976 00:48:48,237 --> 00:48:49,864 So, this is your room, huh? 977 00:48:49,948 --> 00:48:52,742 -Yes, and why are you in it? -Do you like him? 978 00:48:52,825 --> 00:48:53,826 Hunter? 979 00:48:53,910 --> 00:48:54,953 Why do you care? 980 00:48:56,162 --> 00:48:57,246 Do you like him? 981 00:48:57,330 --> 00:48:58,373 Yeah, I do. 982 00:48:59,707 --> 00:49:00,708 OK then. 983 00:49:01,542 --> 00:49:02,543 That's that. 984 00:49:04,671 --> 00:49:07,966 That's what? I'm just Maxine's dumb friend, remember? 985 00:49:08,049 --> 00:49:11,386 Who climbs through a window? This isn't some rapey John Hughes mo-- 986 00:49:12,553 --> 00:49:13,888 What the hell was that? 987 00:49:13,972 --> 00:49:16,557 Who kisses someone after they use the word "rapey"? 988 00:49:16,641 --> 00:49:18,309 Sorry. I know you were on that date. 989 00:49:18,393 --> 00:49:20,645 Maxine won't shut up about how perfect you and Hunter are, 990 00:49:20,728 --> 00:49:22,689 and I can't stop thinking about you. 991 00:49:24,315 --> 00:49:25,817 The other day when you grabbed me-- 992 00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:30,405 ♪ I know that it's late But I still up, love ♪ 993 00:49:31,072 --> 00:49:35,410 ♪ If you don't come on o-o-o-over ♪ 994 00:49:35,493 --> 00:49:39,080 ♪ I know we don't do dates ♪ 995 00:49:39,163 --> 00:49:42,000 ♪ Just late night escapes ♪ 996 00:49:42,083 --> 00:49:44,210 ♪ But since you're in so cool ♪ 997 00:49:44,293 --> 00:49:45,837 ♪ I been thinking about you ♪ 998 00:49:46,587 --> 00:49:49,465 ♪ It's been a few months Since we started this… ♪ 999 00:49:49,549 --> 00:49:50,591 Nice. 1000 00:49:50,675 --> 00:49:52,093 ♪ …are you into this? ♪ 1001 00:49:52,176 --> 00:49:53,344 ♪ If not ♪ 1002 00:49:54,512 --> 00:49:56,097 ♪ But I am ♪ 1003 00:49:56,973 --> 00:49:59,058 ♪ I don't wanna sleep alone tonight ♪ 1004 00:49:59,142 --> 00:50:02,270 ♪ I don't wanna let you go ♪ 1005 00:50:02,353 --> 00:50:04,772 ♪ I know That it's not for real quite yet ♪ 1006 00:50:04,856 --> 00:50:07,108 ♪ But we can see where it goes ♪ 1007 00:50:08,067 --> 00:50:10,570 ♪ I don't wanna sleep alone tonight ♪ 1008 00:50:10,653 --> 00:50:13,156 ♪ I don't wanna let you go ♪ 1009 00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:16,075 ♪ I know That it's not for real quite yet ♪ 1010 00:50:23,249 --> 00:50:24,083 Um… 1011 00:50:24,167 --> 00:50:26,252 Do you think you can handle two fingers? 1012 00:50:27,795 --> 00:50:30,381 Uh… Yeah, sure. I think so. 1013 00:50:32,759 --> 00:50:34,093 [Ginny inhales sharply] 1014 00:50:36,012 --> 00:50:37,221 Does that feel good? 1015 00:50:38,181 --> 00:50:40,058 Yeah. Yeah, it does. 1016 00:50:54,947 --> 00:50:56,074 [Ginny sighs] 1017 00:50:57,992 --> 00:50:58,993 [Marcus] Hang on. 1018 00:51:00,244 --> 00:51:01,746 [Ginny] Um… Here. 1019 00:51:03,956 --> 00:51:04,874 [Ginny gasps] 1020 00:51:05,833 --> 00:51:07,293 [Marcus breathes heavily] 1021 00:51:08,795 --> 00:51:11,923 -Uh… So, um, that was my first-- -So, I better get going. 1022 00:51:12,006 --> 00:51:12,840 What? 1023 00:51:14,175 --> 00:51:16,260 Sorry, uh, what… What were you gonna say? 1024 00:51:16,344 --> 00:51:20,264 Our moms are gonna get back from that school thing soon, so, you know… 1025 00:51:20,848 --> 00:51:21,766 Oh… 1026 00:51:21,849 --> 00:51:22,892 OK. Um… 1027 00:51:22,975 --> 00:51:24,393 So I'll see you around? 1028 00:51:26,104 --> 00:51:26,938 Definitely. 1029 00:51:28,189 --> 00:51:31,067 [Marcus] Hey, um… can we keep this on the DL? 1030 00:51:31,150 --> 00:51:33,486 I don't want this getting back to Padma and… 1031 00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,073 I'm sure you don't want this getting back to Hunter. 1032 00:51:37,156 --> 00:51:38,241 I was gonna say that. 1033 00:51:38,324 --> 00:51:41,327 I'd hate for such a dumb thing to ruin my chance with Hunter. 1034 00:51:41,911 --> 00:51:42,829 OK then. 1035 00:51:45,206 --> 00:51:46,999 [Marcus climbs out window] 1036 00:52:05,184 --> 00:52:08,062 [breathes deeply] 1037 00:52:18,281 --> 00:52:20,032 [groans] I hate this. 1038 00:52:20,616 --> 00:52:22,160 Keep working on it. 1039 00:52:22,243 --> 00:52:24,203 You should ask Kenny for some pointers. 1040 00:52:25,413 --> 00:52:27,206 Think the mung bean burgers are done. 1041 00:52:27,790 --> 00:52:30,168 Mung bean? Gross. 1042 00:52:30,251 --> 00:52:31,419 I miss pizza. 1043 00:52:32,044 --> 00:52:34,755 I hate this phony Stepford family dinner crap. 1044 00:52:36,674 --> 00:52:39,260 -What the hell? -You will not bitch about family dinner. 1045 00:52:39,343 --> 00:52:41,220 We are a family, and we will have dinner. 1046 00:52:41,304 --> 00:52:43,556 -Kenny's not my family. -Oh, hell yes, he is. 1047 00:52:43,639 --> 00:52:45,725 -My dad is-- -[Georgia] Your dad is where? 1048 00:52:45,808 --> 00:52:47,602 Where is he? Alaska? 1049 00:52:47,685 --> 00:52:48,936 Last month it was Nepal. 1050 00:52:50,313 --> 00:52:52,273 [Kenny] Hey, babe. When's dinner ready? 1051 00:52:52,899 --> 00:52:55,484 -I am starving. -I'm gonna check on it right now. 1052 00:53:04,452 --> 00:53:06,370 [Kenny] You need to work on your form. 1053 00:53:08,039 --> 00:53:10,124 How was night one in your new room? 1054 00:53:10,208 --> 00:53:11,334 Fine. 1055 00:53:13,377 --> 00:53:16,464 -[Kenny] You need to arch your back less. -OK, I got it. 1056 00:53:18,549 --> 00:53:19,884 I got it. 1057 00:53:21,052 --> 00:53:22,136 Kenny, stop. 1058 00:53:22,220 --> 00:53:23,471 Kenny, I got it. 1059 00:53:24,096 --> 00:53:25,097 Dinner's ready. 1060 00:53:25,181 --> 00:53:27,350 ♪ Spread to fallin' leaves ♪ 1061 00:53:27,433 --> 00:53:32,688 ♪ Now they're right upon me ♪ 1062 00:53:33,272 --> 00:53:36,067 ♪ Wait, if I'm on fire ♪ 1063 00:53:36,859 --> 00:53:40,196 ♪ How am I so deep in love? ♪ 1064 00:53:40,279 --> 00:53:43,366 ♪ When I dream of dyin'… ♪ 1065 00:53:43,449 --> 00:53:45,243 [Ginny] Passion or power. 1066 00:53:45,326 --> 00:53:47,620 ♪ I never feel so loved… ♪ 1067 00:53:50,831 --> 00:53:52,166 [Ginny] Power is cold. 1068 00:53:53,334 --> 00:53:55,503 It's about control. It's a game. 1069 00:53:55,586 --> 00:53:57,421 There are winners and losers. 1070 00:53:57,505 --> 00:53:59,507 [whirs] 1071 00:54:00,883 --> 00:54:02,426 -Oh, thanks, babe. -Of course. 1072 00:54:04,387 --> 00:54:05,805 ♪ I've been having dreams… ♪ 1073 00:54:05,888 --> 00:54:07,431 [Ginny] If someone has power, 1074 00:54:07,515 --> 00:54:10,601 that means intrinsically that someone else does not. 1075 00:54:11,477 --> 00:54:13,437 ♪ Trip and I fall in… ♪ 1076 00:54:13,521 --> 00:54:14,730 [Ginny] I always thought 1077 00:54:14,814 --> 00:54:17,900 that when the time came for me to have sex, I'd want passion. 1078 00:54:17,984 --> 00:54:19,110 Passion is hot. 1079 00:54:20,319 --> 00:54:23,990 But now, I think you only want passion until you've been burned. 1080 00:54:24,615 --> 00:54:26,659 Then power starts looking really good. 1081 00:54:26,742 --> 00:54:27,785 [slams locker] 1082 00:54:30,663 --> 00:54:32,915 ♪ I never land, just float there… ♪ 1083 00:54:34,166 --> 00:54:36,752 Padma, right? There's something you should know. 1084 00:54:36,836 --> 00:54:39,213 -What? -We're late for class. We should go. 1085 00:54:40,381 --> 00:54:42,758 You have something on your shirt. Got it. 1086 00:54:42,842 --> 00:54:44,468 Oh, thanks. 1087 00:54:44,552 --> 00:54:46,262 [Ginny] Never let your guard down. 1088 00:54:47,263 --> 00:54:48,306 I get it now. 1089 00:54:48,973 --> 00:54:50,182 [grunts] 1090 00:54:50,808 --> 00:54:52,059 [groans] 1091 00:54:52,685 --> 00:54:54,478 [Ginny] I guess in the end… 1092 00:54:54,562 --> 00:54:55,479 -[horn honks] -Oh! 1093 00:54:55,563 --> 00:54:58,566 -[tires screech] -…you're still just getting screwed. 1094 00:54:58,649 --> 00:55:00,693 ♪ I never feel so loved ♪ 1095 00:55:03,487 --> 00:55:05,281 ♪ I've been having dreams ♪ 1096 00:55:10,911 --> 00:55:12,246 ♪ Trip and I fall in… ♪ 1097 00:55:12,330 --> 00:55:14,290 [Ginny] For the first time in my life, 1098 00:55:18,878 --> 00:55:22,048 I think I'm finally starting to understand my mother. 1099 00:55:34,101 --> 00:55:36,103 ♪ I've been having dreams ♪ 1100 00:55:37,938 --> 00:55:39,815 [upbeat music plays]