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♪ I love myself, I wanna see it ♪

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♪ When I turn around, look in the mirror ♪

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♪ And if you don't like it
You can leave it… ♪

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My mom has never
had trouble with men.

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It's effortless to her, like breathing.

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She always knows what to say, how to be.

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It's like, I don't know,
got magical powers or something.

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♪ …and I keep owning it ♪

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♪ I love my ass, I wanna shake it ♪

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♪ You can thank my momma
'Cause she made it ♪

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♪ Don't you waste your breath
Trying to change it ♪

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♪ Just mind your own… ♪

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She's unapologetically fearless.
She just puts herself out there.

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Men, sex, all of it.

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♪ …not my fault if you're scared of a ♪

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♪ Sweet little unforgettable thing ♪

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♪ Unforgettable ♪

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♪ Sweet little unforgettable thing
Shame, shame, shame on me ♪

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♪ Shame, shame, shame ♪

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♪ Shame, shame, shame ♪

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- ♪ Shame, shame, shame ♪
- ♪ No, no, no… ♪

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I swear to God, I'm adopted.

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♪ …unforgettable thing ♪

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♪ I went to see the doc ♪

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♪ When the school bell rang ♪

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♪ My mind's all ablur ♪

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♪ Can't focus on anything ♪

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♪ She said not to stress ♪

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♪ All the kids go through this ♪

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♪ She opened my hand
And gave me an Adderall… ♪

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Men are visual creatures.

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♪ …all the time ♪

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♪ But not the half ♪

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♪ That eases my mind ♪

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♪ When I walk the halls ♪

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♪ And somebody calls… ♪

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So give 'em
something to look at.

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♪ …but it all sounds like noise ♪

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♪ My brain's on Adderall ♪

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♪ When it keeps me high ♪

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♪ All the time ♪

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♪ I wanna fly ♪

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♪ But my brain's on Adderall ♪

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♪ Oh, oh ♪

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♪ My brain's on Adderall ♪

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I don't elicit the same reaction
my mom does.

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- Padma, that was tight!
- Thanks.

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- What did you think?
- Yeah, it was fine.

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OK, well, I gotta go.
I told Marcus I'd pick him up.

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- Later.
- Bye.

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Yeah, see ya.

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- Padma's great. Her voice adds to 3SB.
- Hell yeah!

53
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I didn't realize how much
you guys sucked when you had Jordan.

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That blows his mom made him quit 3SB.

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Whatever. It's an upgrade.
Padma's crazy hot.

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- She is?
- Super hot.

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With Padma, we might actually win
Battle of the Bands this year.

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- Dude, we gotta pick our song.
- I know.

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It has to be "Child's Play."

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Padma's range
on "Adderall Brains" is killer.

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"Adderall Brains" is the worst song name
in the history of song names.

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It sounds like Billie Eilish.

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I like Billie Eilish.

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Of course you do.
That makes complete sense to me.

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You're a little bitch.

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Die, sucker, die.

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Press, I think
you're the last person in the world

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who should encourage
their own violent tendencies.

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Hunter said you used to throw rocks
at squirrels at recess?

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All right.

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New girl's got teeth.
Watch out for them later, Hunt.

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Press. Not cool, bro.

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I need snacks.

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Hey, do you think, uh,
Marnie still has those Hebrew Natties?

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Uh…

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We got apples…

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Why are you friends with Press?
He's such a douche.

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Press stuck it out with me
when I was on Adderall,

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and I was, like,
a total zombie for three years…

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…which is why we should start
with "Adderall Brains."

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It has… It has a message.

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Sorry.

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I'm sorry.
We've been talking about this all night.

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It's OK. I know Battle of the Bands
is important to you.

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Yeah, it is, but…

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so are you.

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- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.

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I got this for you.

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Pride and Prejudice.

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You picked it for a free read
in Gitten's class.

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- Yeah, but I already own it.
- That's my sister's copy.

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She took an Austen course
last semester at Tufts.

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It's all noted up. I thought you could
take a look at it for inspiration.

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Thanks.

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I really liked it. I dig Austen's writing.
It's very tongue-in-cheek

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with the way she takes a wink
at the audience with her characters.

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Yeah. Jane's a crafty bitch.

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♪ Cut to the chase, it's getting late
I'm so… ♪

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Yo!

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- We got mad mini carrots and hummus, bro!
- Nice.

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- Round two, bitch!
- Let's do it.

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Hello, everyone, and welcome
to our fundraiser committee meeting.

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Now, the school year is upon us…

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…which can only mean one thing,

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the annual back-to-school fundraiser
for Bankler Elementary.

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We will be holding
our fifth annual bake sale.

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Cynthia?

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I'm so excited.

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The annual back-to-school bake sale
is one of my very favorite events,

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and as a member of the Neighborhood Club,
I am thrilled to offer it

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to the school board as a venue.

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Wow. Thank you.

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My pleasure, really.
So I was thinking…

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What's the whoop-de-whatever
about the Neighborhood Club?

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Well, you know the Soho House in LA,
New York, London?

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- No.
- Right. I forget you're Elly May Clampett.

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It's one of the most exclusive clubs
in Massachusetts.

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- …using all-natural ingredients…
- Why?

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Well, it was founded
in 1890 as a tennis club

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and a place for members
to gather for social events.

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There's an interview process,
a yearly fee, a vote… It's a whole thing.

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- But why?
- For tennis and social events.

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- Oh, OK.
- And I will be making my vegan cheesecake.

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Ooh!

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I don't want fighting over it this year.

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Last year we raised 5K.

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5K with cakes and pies!

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Let's do even better this year.

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Yes. Let's.

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Georgia, did you have a question?

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Sit down, Elly May.

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What if we do a casino night?

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You can raise serious money with poker.

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Well, it's, um, an interesting suggestion,

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but, um, the bake sale
really is a town favorite.

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Oh! Um…

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Yes, I am going to have to agree
with Cynthia on this one.

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The bake sale has become a true highlight
of the year for Wellsbury,

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and I didn't forget
about your vegan cheesecake.

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OK, so, that's settled.

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Let's take five and then come back
and talk strategy and logistics, OK?

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Oh, hey. Don't take it personally
about Casino Night.

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It wasn't a bad idea, per se...

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I didn't take it personally.

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♪ Step off to the side
'Cause I'm coming like a bullet ♪

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♪ Start running for the door
'Cause it's gonna get hectic ♪

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♪ Whoa ♪

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♪ Whoa, didn't your momma tell you
Not to play with a ticking bomb… ♪

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Georgia! A minute, please?

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Yeah.

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I'll handle it.

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Georgia, you know Erica from HR.

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Hello.

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This is an informational conversation.

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Paul, can you tell Georgia your concerns?

156
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When I was babysitting Austin,

157
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I saw several credit cards

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in his name.

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This isn't an accusation.
We wanted to have a conversation.

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Austin's father, Gil,

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is currently in jail.

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I'm sorry.

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This is emotional for me.

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He embezzled from his company.

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We moved to Wellsbury for a fresh start,

166
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but more heartbreak followed

167
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when I found out that Gil used
Austin's social security number

168
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to open multiple credit cards.

169
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He stole from his nine-year-old son.

170
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What kind of a monster does that?

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I'm mortified, but if you wanna
look at my bank statements...

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- No.
- That's not necessary.

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Um…

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But this is clearly a personal matter
and will be confidential.

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If you need any help, I'm here.

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Thank you, Erica.

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Georgia, I am so, so sorry that you had
to go through that. I had no idea.

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I trusted you in my house with my kid.

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You shoulda asked me
before you brought in HR.

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I know. I know.
You're right. I should have.

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I'm just under a lot of pressure
right now. I need you to understand that.

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Look, I wanna be governor
by the time I'm 40.

183
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And in order for that to happen,
I have to get reelected. But…

184
00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,565
…that's an excuse, and I hate excuses.

185
00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:10,067
So I am so sorry.

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- I should've told you first.
- Yeah, you should've.

187
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I love this job, but if you don't think
I'm an asset, just say, and I'm gone.

188
00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:21,912
No. Of course I think you're an asset.
Your contributions have been invaluable.

189
00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,164
Do you mean that?

190
00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:25,374
Yes! You have great ideas.

191
00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,544
Great ideas like Casino Night?

192
00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:33,883
Wow.

193
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OK. That was good.
I see what you did there.

194
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I get that the bake sale is tradition,
but it comes down to the money.

195
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We stand to raise
much more money for the school

196
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with a big, flashy event
like Casino Night.

197
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,355
No, it comes down to manpower.

198
00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,607
Have you ever thrown an event
of this magnitude?

199
00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,108
It is a massive undertaking.

200
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,235
- I just did Sophomore Sleepover.
- Uh-huh.

201
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:56,238
Come on. It's a power move.
What would the governor do?

202
00:10:57,573 --> 00:11:00,159
Paul, don't make me give you
the lemon speech again.

203
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,581
I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

204
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,626
I just wanted to go through
the bake sale prep with you.

205
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,670
Yes. No, Cynthia, I'm glad you're here.

206
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,214
We were just having a discussion
about that,

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00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:16,842
and I have made an executive decision
on the matter.

208
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:21,972
This year we will be doing Casino Night
instead of a bake sale.

209
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,976
- I don't understand.
- It comes down to money, Cynthia.

210
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,979
And we stand to make much more
with a casino night.

211
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,189
Hmm.

212
00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:33,984
I hope your offer to host the event
at the Neighborhood Club still is good,

213
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:39,907
though, because I know all you want
is what's best for the kids.

214
00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:43,077
Great.

215
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,829
Thank you so much, ladies.

216
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,664
Don't take it personally, Cynthia.

217
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,598
It's the cottontails.

218
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:08,018
We're at the end of breeding season.
You should probably put up a fence.

219
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:12,523
Hey, you're not selling your house,
are you?

220
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:13,649
Selling?

221
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:14,859
I just bought it.

222
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,862
There was this guy
in the neighborhood the other day.

223
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,282
Was he tall, black, muscular?

224
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:23,367
No. But who's that?

225
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,912
No, this was just a guy interested
in the house.

226
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,290
- Said he was a potential buyer.
- What'd he look like?

227
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,876
Oh, he was incredibly handsome.

228
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:35,337
That's really weird. He said
he was gonna come over and talk to you.

229
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,421
Huh.

230
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,382
Uh, is Ginny still at yours?

231
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,343
Yeah. Max invited the girls over.

232
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,595
MANG.

233
00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:43,512
MANG.

234
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,264
Sounds like a ripe vagina.

235
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:47,892
Mm. It's disgusting.
It's the grossest word ever.

236
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:50,686
I just don't have the heart to tell them.

237
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,230
They're so cute and innocent.

238
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I could hear their giggles
down to the kitchen.

239
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:56,817
Aww!

240
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,571
Oh, yeah!

241
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:02,907
OK, OK, OK!
Please turn it down. Turn it down.

242
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:03,991
- Turn it down!
- OK.

243
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:06,410
Oh my God.

244
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:09,622
Nothing's happening. I mean,
a lot's happening, but there's no plot.

245
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:12,750
It's so slimy! Like, why are they so wet?

246
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:15,377
That's not an attractive pose.
She's just splayed.

247
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,821
She has a really nice body though.

248
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,465
This was definitely written
and directed by men.

249
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:22,760
Oh yeah!
And there's, like, no foreplay whatsoever.

250
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,053
It's just like…

251
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,806
Oh God. Is sex really that fast?

252
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,226
- If you hate orgasms, yeah.
- Oh, Norah! Slut!

253
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:33,646
OK, you know what? Jordan and I
waited two years before we had sex.

254
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,981
I'm kidding.
You know how sex-positive I am.

255
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,818
- I'm positive I wanna have sex.
- Wait. Norah, you have orgasms?

256
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:42,363
- Yeah, but not from penis penetration.
- Penis penetra…

257
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:45,533
- Uh, excuse me, I'm the gay one.
- Penis penetration.

258
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:49,203
- This conversation's giving me hives.
- Really? It's kinda turning me on.

259
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:53,415
- How does it happen, then?
- He makes her call him Daddy!

260
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,835
No. He usually goes down on me.

261
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,254
- Man, Jordan's such a good guy.
- Yeah.

262
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,337
Wow.

263
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:04,510
Kinda sounds
like Hunter isn't doing any of this.

264
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:07,137
We've kissed, like, three times.

265
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,472
No tongue. That's it.

266
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,975
Seriously?
You guys have been dating for a few weeks.

267
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:13,269
- It's weird, right?
- He hasn't even grabbed a boob?

268
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,145
He hasn't even grabbed a boob.

269
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,398
- Thanks.
- Here for you.

270
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,109
- Maybe he's not attracted to me.
- Probably.

271
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,611
What? No! You're totally gorgeous.

272
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,656
So, are you masturbating furiously
waiting for him to make a move?

273
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,283
Masturbating is so gross.

274
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,577
- Yeah, I don't get it.
- Me neither.

275
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:32,204
Yeah!

276
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,498
Oh!

277
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:35,624
Oh!

278
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,210
That's a fun new orifice.

279
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,889
See?
This is the problem with porn.

280
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:53,267
It gives guys a messed-up view of sex
and never prioritizes female pleasure.

281
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:56,270
That's why guys never have any idea
what they're doing.

282
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,400
Oh.

283
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:05,029
- It's Brodie.
- Brodie. Why is Brodie texting you?

284
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,257
He wants to know
if we're going to Battle of the Bands.

285
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:10,910
- It's all they talked about last night.
- Oh, I'm so excited about that.

286
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:14,496
Sophie's definitely gonna be there.
Her rock god friend Scott's performing.

287
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,540
- He won last year.
- Sorry. I'm confused.

288
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,500
Why were you with Brodie last night?

289
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,044
They wanted to keep it small.

290
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,421
- They were rehearsing.
- Oh!

291
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:27,009
Hey, Norah, now that Jordan's out of 3SB,
it looks like Ginny took your spot.

292
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,137
Who's Padma, anyway? She a good singer?

293
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,891
Yeah. She's good.
Hunter thinks she's killer.

294
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,684
Hmm. Interesting.

295
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:06,006
♪ Fruity lipstick on your cheek ♪

296
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,842
♪ I haven't been home in a week ♪

297
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,552
♪ I'm cool with that ♪

298
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,765
♪ I've got the sun to worry about ♪

299
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:17,393
♪ Let's get started, truth or dare… ♪

300
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:20,270
♪ A million flowers in my hair ♪

301
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:23,148
- ♪ I'm cool with that ♪
- ♪ I'm cool with that ♪

302
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:26,443
♪ I've got the beach to worry about ♪

303
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:32,408
♪ I've got the beach to worry about ♪

304
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:40,165
♪ I can feel the sand on my skin ♪

305
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,793
♪ And my drink is kicking in… ♪

306
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:45,671
- Did you borrow my green top?
- Mom! Hi.

307
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,506
No, I don't have it.

308
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,847
Oh my God.

309
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,403
I can see that you saw it.

310
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:28,792
♪ You can run free
I won't hold it against ya ♪

311
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:33,505
♪ You do your thing
Never wanted a future ♪

312
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,550
♪ What if I knew… ♪

313
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,427
♪ How to put it romantic? ♪

314
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,639
♪ Speaking my truth
There's no need to panic ♪

315
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:47,019
♪ No, let's not put a label on it ♪

316
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,146
♪ Let's keep it fun… ♪

317
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,565
♪ We don't put a label on it ♪

318
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:55,903
♪ So we can run free ♪

319
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,404
♪ Yeah ♪

320
00:19:57,487 --> 00:20:01,909
♪ I wanna be free like you ♪

321
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,619
♪ I'm a, I'm a ♪

322
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:08,081
♪ I'm a cool girl
I'm a, I'm a cool girl ♪

323
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,666
♪ Ice cold… ♪

324
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:13,128
♪ I roll my eyes at you, boy… ♪

325
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:17,758
♪ I'm a cool girl
I'm a, I'm a cool girl ♪

326
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,134
♪ Ice cold… ♪

327
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,054
♪ I roll my eyes at you, boy ♪

328
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:25,474
♪ Rules you don't like
But you still wanna keep 'em ♪

329
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:29,853
♪ Said you were fine
So for whatever reason ♪

330
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:34,691
♪ Sure, we can chill
Try and keep it platonic ♪

331
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:39,446
♪ Now you can't tell
If I'm really ironic ♪

332
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,408
♪ No, let's not put a label on it ♪

333
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,535
♪ Let's keep it fun… ♪

334
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,080
♪ We don't put a label on it ♪

335
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:53,543
♪ So we can run free ♪

336
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:57,589
♪ Yeah, I wanna be free like you ♪

337
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,508
♪ I'm a, I'm a ♪

338
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:04,429
♪ I'm a cool girl
I'm a, I'm a cool girl ♪

339
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:09,017
♪ Ice cold
I roll my eyes at you, boy ♪

340
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:13,563
♪ I'm a cool girl
I'm a, I'm a cool girl ♪

341
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:18,986
♪ Ice cold
I roll my eyes at you, boy ♪

342
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:23,657
♪ I'm a cool girl
I'm a, I'm a cool girl ♪

343
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:27,703
♪ Ice cold
I roll my eyes at you, boy ♪

344
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:30,163
♪ I'm a cool girl ♪

345
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,708
♪ I'm a, I'm a cool girl… ♪

346
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:37,337
♪ Ice cold
I roll my eyes at you, boy ♪

347
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:41,591
♪ I got fever highs… ♪

348
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:46,221
♪ I got boiling blood ♪

349
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:50,100
♪ I'm that fire kind ♪

350
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,997
My hands are in the air, Mike.
You wanna know why?

351
00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:56,792
Six grand for appetizers
is highway robbery.

352
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,336
- Stick 'em up. You're robbing me.
- Tell 'em, Nick!

353
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:02,381
When I asked him to come down on price,
he said he doesn't have kids.

354
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,984
Why would he care if the Casino Night
money goes to the schools?

355
00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:06,885
- How did you...
- I heard the same thing.

356
00:23:06,968 --> 00:23:09,721
I don't have kids. I'm a team player.

357
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:10,931
Mayor's office.

358
00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:12,724
Hi. Yeah.

359
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:14,518
We need seven poker tables.

360
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:17,938
It's a little out of our budget,
so I was wondering if you could donate...

361
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:20,565
You don't have kids. Mm-hmm.

362
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:25,779
How's it goin', team?

363
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,324
- Good.
- Yeah.

364
00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:36,146
Maybe the...

365
00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:40,377
Look at her. Flouncing around,
trying to turn Wellsbury into Reno.

366
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,212
- Cynthia!
- Georgia!

367
00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:44,714
- How you doin'? You look a little bit…
- Stressed?

368
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:47,092
- Tired?
- I'm great!

369
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:49,511
Just in full planning mode.

370
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:52,180
Actually, I'm glad I ran into you.
I was wondering

371
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:55,225
if you'd make your famous vegan cheesecake
for tonight.

372
00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:56,560
I've heard so much.

373
00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,063
- Sure.
- Wonderful!

374
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:01,356
Happy to.

375
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:03,692
- Great.
- OK.

376
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:06,695
OK. I'm just gonna take this bag for ya.

377
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:09,281
Why don't you go grab a seat right here?

378
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:11,741
- Water.
- Nope.

379
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:13,534
OK.

380
00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:17,747
Here are the cookies that you ordered.

381
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:22,169
This Casino Night is snowballin',
and I'm drownin'.

382
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:25,422
I need it to be a success
so I can wipe that smug smile

383
00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:27,090
off that human Chihuahua there.

384
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,967
Easy there, girl. Calm down.

385
00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:32,220
- You talkin' to me like I'm a horse?
- Well, you're bein' skittish.

386
00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:36,016
- You have horses?
- Yeah. Three. At my farm.

387
00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:39,311
You finally got your horses, huh?

388
00:24:40,395 --> 00:24:41,395
Yeah.

389
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,648
Uh, Betsy, Bessy, and Milkshake.

390
00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:45,357
Milkshake?

391
00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:48,361
- You have a horse named Milkshake?
- Yeah, what about her?

392
00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:50,404
Nothin'.

393
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,200
I gotta go!

394
00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:56,912
- OK.
- I'll see you at Casino Night.

395
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:58,371
That's not likely.

396
00:24:58,455 --> 00:24:59,372
What? Why?

397
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:01,166
I don't really do suits.

398
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:04,127
Oh, bummer. You'd look good in a suit.

399
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:14,804
Lydia Bennet is described in the book

400
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:19,017
as "untamed, unabashed,
wild, noisy, and fearless."

401
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,894
My free read project

402
00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:23,939
is Internalized Sexism:
Why We Don't Like Lydia Bennet.

403
00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:27,859
The unsung feminist of the book is Lydia.

404
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:30,570
She's more an agent of free will
than even Elizabeth

405
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:34,032
because she bucks society's rules
and acts of her own agency.

406
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:35,867
So, why do we judge her so harshly?

407
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,410
Because she's a slut.

408
00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:43,625
Yes, Brian. Tell us more about the views
of feminism you've formed

409
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,460
while jerking off to Gal Gadot.

410
00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:51,132
But you can't deny Lydia's actions
were rash and ill-advised.

411
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,593
Stop shaming her.

412
00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:54,761
Stop…

413
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,556
shaming Lydia Bennet?

414
00:25:58,306 --> 00:26:00,392
OK! Ginny convinced me.

415
00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:02,644
Lydia Bennet is hundo a feminist.

416
00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:05,730
She almost took her whole family down.
It was immature.

417
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,858
Women get a million different messages
on how they're supposed to be.

418
00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:12,153
- It's confusing.
- You need to calm down. You're aggressive.

419
00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:17,200
Ginny Miller,
please come to the office.

420
00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:24,583
Really, Mom? Taking me to the gyno?
Putting me on the pill?

421
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:27,335
Did you need to do that
in the middle of a school day?

422
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,755
Sure did. You have a boyfriend
you're sending topless photos to.

423
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:32,966
Mom. Oh my God.

424
00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:35,427
Which tells me two things.

425
00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:38,221
One, you make stupid decisions
when it comes to men,

426
00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:40,765
and two, you're gonna have sex soon.

427
00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:43,560
Don't I get to decide
if I go on birth control?

428
00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:46,521
- Sure don't.
- You're such a bad feminist.

429
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:49,566
Yeah, that's me. Back to the kitchen.
She was askin' for it.

430
00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:52,235
Tramp, whore, nag, bitch.
Get in the house, please.

431
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,779
Hunter and I aren't having sex
because I'm disgusting.

432
00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:55,863
What?

433
00:26:57,073 --> 00:26:58,158
How do you do it?

434
00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:00,493
How do you always know what to say,

435
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:03,246
and what to wear,
and how to do the cleavage thing?

436
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:05,540
The cleavage thing?

437
00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:08,293
You mean, have cleavage?

438
00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:12,797
In case you haven't noticed,

439
00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:15,467
I'm 30 and single
with two kids from two different guys.

440
00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:19,721
Does that look like the ideal,
picture-perfect picket fence to you?

441
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,391
You think I know what I'm doin'?
Nobody knows what they're doin'.

442
00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:26,102
You are not disgusting.

443
00:27:26,686 --> 00:27:27,686
You are…

444
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:31,107
…beautiful.

445
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:44,871
That's right.
Everything's getting protected today.

446
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,300
I picked up a few things.

447
00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,761
I cleaned out the baby section
of Barnes & Noble

448
00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:02,222
and got some stuff from Sweet Pea and Me.

449
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:06,643
- Thanks, Ma. This is...
- I haven't even begun with you.

450
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:09,104
This is how you handle your freedom?

451
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:13,149
When we financially support your gap year,
you knock up a homeless 15-year-old.

452
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:17,529
We're here for you…

453
00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:19,823
and for her.

454
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:24,953
There, there now.

455
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:26,746
You're OK.

456
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,834
We are gonna take care of everything.

457
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:33,586
A woman ill-prepared

458
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:35,964
is a woman set up for failure.

459
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:38,174
OK.

460
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:43,138
Sophie Sanchez…

461
00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:44,421
Table four needs coffee.

462
00:28:44,472 --> 00:28:46,224
…is so hot.

463
00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:48,184
Like, her ass belongs in the Louvre.

464
00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:50,729
It's art.
She wore leggings yesterday, and I died.

465
00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,188
I'm dead! I'm deceased.

466
00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:55,275
Just cremate me and put me on the mantle.
We've been texting.

467
00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:59,070
She actually cares about things,
like the planet and other people.

468
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:02,031
She's been teaching her sister to bake.
Isn't that so cute?

469
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:04,784
- Max, you're not meant to be back there.
- How are you and Hunter?

470
00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:07,746
Ugh! He still hasn't said anything
about the picture. It's weird.

471
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:11,124
I don't think I'm good at the sexy thing.
That's Georgia's expertise, not mine.

472
00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:13,793
Yeah, Georgia is insanely hot.

473
00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:16,212
Sorry. Not sorry.

474
00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:18,339
OK, I wanna talk more about Sophie now.

475
00:29:19,048 --> 00:29:22,719
I wanna talk about Sophie
100% of the time. 100% of the time.

476
00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:25,388
When you think about it that way,
I showed great restraint.

477
00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:31,144
I got two Mexi-Melts,
one regular, one with sweet potato,

478
00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:33,396
and two turkey burgers,
one gluten-free bun.

479
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,731
Oh!

480
00:29:34,814 --> 00:29:37,108
Sorry. This is the gluten-free bun.

481
00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:39,819
Max, you realize
you don't actually work here, right?

482
00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:42,030
Obviously,
but table six needs their check,

483
00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:45,617
and table eight wants wings
before happy hour's over.

484
00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:50,663
Sophie. Two years ago.

485
00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:53,124
She is my Venezuelan
fantasy woodland princess.

486
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,752
- Max, you can't be back here.
- Bali does not look real.

487
00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:59,798
I know, right? But David Bowie
had his ashes spread there, so it is.

488
00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:01,716
You guys know David Bowie?

489
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,343
Duh! From Shrek.

490
00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:05,928
From Shrek.

491
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,723
- Shit.
- What?

492
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:11,184
Is it the picture of her
and that girl kissing from 2018?

493
00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:13,102
Don't worry about it. I looked into it.

494
00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:15,289
Their Venmo payments
stopped months ago, so it's fine.

495
00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:16,313
I liked it.

496
00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:18,024
- What?
- Shit.

497
00:30:18,107 --> 00:30:19,234
I can… I'll undo it.

498
00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:22,529
No, Ginny. Oh my God.
Too late. Notifications.

499
00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:25,532
I just liked a photo
from two years ago. Oh my God.

500
00:30:25,615 --> 00:30:28,451
I can't go to Battle of the Bands.
She's gonna think I'm a stalker.

501
00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:32,705
- Table three's ready to order!
- Table three's gonna have to wait, Joe!

502
00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:35,917
Look, Max. Maybe…
Maybe it's a good thing, right?

503
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,418
I mean, honesty's good.

504
00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:42,757
- She's gonna know I like her.
- You text all the time.

505
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,634
- Doesn't she already know?
- No!

506
00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:46,677
We don't talk about
how hard she makes my nipples!

507
00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:49,222
We talk about her dumb sister Sasha.
Oh my God.

508
00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:52,183
I know. I'm sorry. I know.

509
00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:55,979
Farm-fresh salad…

510
00:30:57,063 --> 00:30:58,063
please.

511
00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:06,197
Oh, this is gonna be a disaster.
We're screwed.

512
00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:07,782
No. We're not.

513
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,742
True. It was your idea. You're screwed.

514
00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:12,537
I will emerge unscathed
like a phoenix from your ashes.

515
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:14,163
Shut up and start helping.

516
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:17,417
♪ Yeah, yeah, yo ♪

517
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,501
♪ I got this ♪

518
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:21,004
♪ Yeah, yeah, yo ♪

519
00:31:21,087 --> 00:31:22,672
♪ I got this ♪

520
00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:27,676
♪ Give it to me ♪

521
00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:31,556
♪ Give it to me ♪

522
00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:32,849
♪ Talk about this ♪

523
00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:34,142
♪ Babe, I talk about… ♪

524
00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:37,604
Hey, Mom. The liquor vendor's here.
He said he only brought rosé.

525
00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:38,688
♪ Talk about no ♪

526
00:31:39,188 --> 00:31:40,773
♪ Talk about this… ♪

527
00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:42,275
♪ This, I talk about no… ♪

528
00:31:42,942 --> 00:31:45,111
Write on one of those chalkboards
over there

529
00:31:45,194 --> 00:31:47,822
the night's signature drink
is a Royal Blush.

530
00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:52,660
Can you… OK.

531
00:31:54,203 --> 00:31:56,414
Thank you. Almost had it there, so…

532
00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:08,843
♪ Yeah, yeah, yo ♪

533
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,094
♪ I got this ♪

534
00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:11,930
♪ Yeah, yeah, yo… ♪

535
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:12,889
Hello?

536
00:32:12,972 --> 00:32:13,973
♪ I got this ♪

537
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:15,933
♪ It's all about… ♪

538
00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:19,729
- Yeah, this microphone's outta batteries.
- Hm. Got a vibrator in your purse?

539
00:32:20,229 --> 00:32:22,440
There is a flashlight in the toolbox.

540
00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:24,400
♪ Talk about this ♪

541
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:26,152
♪ This, I talk about no ♪

542
00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:38,538
Georgia…

543
00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:41,876
you look, um…

544
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,838
I mean, the place really looks incredible.

545
00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:48,049
Not bad, Elly May.

546
00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:58,226
♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh ♪

547
00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:01,562
♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh ♪

548
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:04,857
♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh ♪

549
00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:06,150
♪ Oh, oh… ♪

550
00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:09,904
- 300. There you go, Principal Davies.
- One card short of a straight.

551
00:33:10,446 --> 00:33:12,657
One hour. You promised. Then we go.

552
00:33:13,574 --> 00:33:15,868
You think I want to be here?

553
00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:18,162
Georgia!

554
00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:21,457
Everything is amazing.

555
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,918
Who needs Vegas?

556
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,838
♪ Oh, oh, Donna Dee ♪

557
00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:30,258
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

558
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:32,760
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh ♪

559
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,095
I have no idea.

560
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,140
Come on, come on, come on, come on!

561
00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:38,558
Dealer busts! You win!

562
00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:42,895
This is so fun!

563
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:49,068
Yes!

564
00:33:49,944 --> 00:33:51,696
I won it back! I told you.

565
00:33:51,779 --> 00:33:54,240
Lizzie just got made
captain of her soccer team,

566
00:33:54,323 --> 00:33:56,492
all thanks to soccer camp this summer.

567
00:33:56,576 --> 00:34:00,288
Jackie spent the summer
at Milton Academy in the gifted program.

568
00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:07,086
How we doing?

569
00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:08,880
We've raised, uh, 3K.

570
00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:11,007
That's less than the bake sale.

571
00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:13,259
Well, we had a lot more overhead.

572
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,178
♪ Glad we met ♪

573
00:34:15,678 --> 00:34:17,055
♪ Oh, Donna Dee ♪

574
00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:18,848
♪ Donna Dee ♪

575
00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:31,694
OK, I don't understand.

576
00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:34,906
I don't get it.
What is the big deal about this guy?

577
00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:36,741
- You will.
- You're being weird.

578
00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:40,078
- She's hiding from Sophie.
- Woo-woo! Go, Scott!

579
00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:42,371
Thank you for coming.
I couldn't face Hunter alone.

580
00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:50,630
You're both being…
You're both being weird!

581
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:54,342
♪ If you kept me waiting ♪

582
00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:59,138
♪ On your words… ♪

583
00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:01,223
Oh shit.

584
00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:03,476
I mean, he doesn't measure up to Jordan.

585
00:35:03,559 --> 00:35:05,269
Aww…

586
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:08,606
♪ …in return… ♪

587
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,734
Seriously, is he impregnating me
with his voice now?

588
00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:14,946
Speaking of, I have news.

589
00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:17,532
- I am now on birth control.
- You are what?

590
00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:19,033
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

591
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,828
- Ortho Tri-Cyclen Lo.
- That's a good kind.

592
00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:23,371
What constitutes as a good kind?

593
00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:25,706
I haven't seen ads recalling it
'cause it kills you.

594
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:26,707
Oh.

595
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,376
- Does your mom know?
- It was her idea.

596
00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:32,004
God, my crush on Georgia grows every day.
Is that weird?

597
00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:33,381
- Yes.
- Sorry.

598
00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:38,636
♪ And I need to know if… ♪

599
00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:40,220
Yes!

600
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:42,974
♪ You'll be gone… ♪

601
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:48,396
♪ But I guess your silence ♪

602
00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:53,442
♪ Keeps me warm ♪

603
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,041
- Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
- What?

604
00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:11,294
She just liked a photo from 2016.

605
00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:17,967
I'll be right back.

606
00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:25,266
♪ Did I bring out the worst of you… ♪

607
00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:27,977
Hey, creep. Good to see you.

608
00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:31,480
Uh, your friend Scott,
he, like…

609
00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:32,690
…he was unreal.

610
00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:34,734
Oh, do you know Scott?

611
00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:36,027
Oh…

612
00:36:36,110 --> 00:36:37,110
No.

613
00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:39,864
Oh, so you're actually a stalker.

614
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:44,452
Yeah, but in, like, a cute way?

615
00:36:45,411 --> 00:36:47,830
Yeah. In a very cute way.

616
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:53,002
♪ …used me for your games ♪

617
00:36:53,085 --> 00:36:55,630
♪ Like the others do… ♪

618
00:36:57,798 --> 00:36:59,342
Hey, uh, can we talk?

619
00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:01,928
I feel like you're maybe mad at me.

620
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,889
You didn't say anything after the photo.

621
00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:08,059
I feel like you don't really like me.

622
00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:09,142
What?

623
00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:11,229
- Are you kidding?
- Hey!

624
00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:13,856
Hunter, let's go. We're on next.

625
00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:17,026
♪ …show you where the bodies are ♪

626
00:37:17,985 --> 00:37:20,529
♪ I think they all look pretty ♪

627
00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:23,157
♪ I cut them off real quickly ♪

628
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:27,245
♪ Can't cover up the open scars ♪

629
00:37:28,162 --> 00:37:30,706
♪ I hope you change your mind and... ♪

630
00:37:38,714 --> 00:37:39,757
Hey.

631
00:37:40,299 --> 00:37:43,761
- Why so glum? The place looks great.
- Yeah, whatever.

632
00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:48,808
So, this is the Neighborhood Club?

633
00:37:50,184 --> 00:37:52,228
Wellsbury parents will pay for anything.

634
00:38:04,156 --> 00:38:07,159
Attention, everyone!
I have a special announcement.

635
00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:11,497
We are also gonna be doing
a surprise auction!

636
00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:13,374
Yeah!

637
00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:19,588
First up, we have a very special
dinner for two at Blue Farm.

638
00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:22,842
You have this bad habit
of taking away my money.

639
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:27,013
- It's for the school, right?
- But you don't have kids.

640
00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:29,307
- Do you want the dinner or...
- Thank you so much.

641
00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:33,352
And also, riding lessons!
With real horses.

642
00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:35,104
Do you want my car? My ATM pin?

643
00:38:35,187 --> 00:38:36,522
Do I hear 400?

644
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,818
Uh… 400, looking for 400.

645
00:38:40,901 --> 00:38:42,653
Do I see four hun… Thank you, 400.

646
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:46,240
Do I see 450? Thank you! Do I see 500?

647
00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:49,910
500 at the back.
Thank you very much. Do I see 550?

648
00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:52,455
550, going once, going twice.

649
00:38:52,538 --> 00:38:54,165
Sold for $500!

650
00:38:57,626 --> 00:39:01,047
Next up, we have
a very special surprise auction item,

651
00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:03,883
and the auction item is…

652
00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:06,135
principal for the day!

653
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,307
That's right. For one day only,

654
00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:15,728
your child will temporarily step into
the shoes of principal at their school.

655
00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:18,522
It's a high honor for one kid only.

656
00:39:19,231 --> 00:39:21,400
Bidding starts at…

657
00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:22,651
1,000.

658
00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:24,528
Uh, yes, OK.

659
00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:26,364
- Do I see 1,000?
- Lizzie would love this.

660
00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:28,366
I see one. Thank you. Do I see two?

661
00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:29,950
My Jackie's a future leader.

662
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:33,662
Two. Thank you. Do I see three?
I see you there, three. Do I see four?

663
00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:36,332
Four in the back. Thank you.
OK, do I see five?

664
00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:40,294
Five? We're up to 5,000.
Do we go for six? 6,000.

665
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,839
Thank you! Do I see seven?
7,000! Do I see eight?

666
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:45,591
Eight! I see you there. Nine!

667
00:39:45,674 --> 00:39:48,677
Do I see te... Ten! Thank you very much.
Do I see 11?

668
00:39:49,428 --> 00:39:50,429
No?

669
00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:53,974
Sold for $10,000!

670
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:04,360
This just in!
We have another principal for the day.

671
00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:06,570
We can have two winners.

672
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:09,949
Sold at ten grand each.
Congratulations, ladies.

673
00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:11,367
OK.

674
00:40:15,496 --> 00:40:19,500
Ladies and gentlemen, we still have
one item left up on the docket,

675
00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:22,294
and that is Cynthia Fuller's
famous cheesecake.

676
00:40:23,629 --> 00:40:24,755
Oh.

677
00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:29,093
You know what?

678
00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:31,887
I know how hard
my friend Cynthia worked on this.

679
00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:34,598
I'm not leavin' here without it.
I bid 100 bucks.

680
00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:38,352
Good night, everyone,
and thank you for a legendary event.

681
00:40:42,481 --> 00:40:44,984
Principal for the day? Inspired.

682
00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:53,200
In ten minutes,
we quadrupled what we did last year.

683
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,579
You continue to surprise me, Georgia.

684
00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,832
A woman ill-prepared
is set up for failure.

685
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:07,297
What?

686
00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:11,677
- What?
- Uh…

687
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,160
- Mr. Mayor, can I borrow you?
- Of course, yes.

688
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,641
- I'm sorry. Duty calls.
- Hmm.

689
00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:27,109
Congratulations!

690
00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:29,320
- Did that guy talk to you?
- What guy?

691
00:41:29,403 --> 00:41:32,490
The guy who was interested in your house.
He was here tonight.

692
00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:36,076
- Ellen Baker?
- Oh, hi!

693
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,703
How are you?

694
00:41:37,786 --> 00:41:39,163
I love your dress!

695
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:49,089
So, I'm not normally
the one who sings the songs.

696
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:51,300
I leave that up
to the very talented Padma.

697
00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:52,843
Yeah, Padma.

698
00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:55,971
But tonight
I'm making an exception.

699
00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,183
Something happened to me recently,

700
00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:00,266
or rather…

701
00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:01,727
someone happened.

702
00:42:03,562 --> 00:42:05,231
Ginny, something's happening.

703
00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:06,314
Ginny Miller…

704
00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:08,108
this song's for you.

705
00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:10,903
This is the most romantic thing
that's happened to me.

706
00:42:10,986 --> 00:42:15,282
♪ I can barely breathe when you are near ♪

707
00:42:16,742 --> 00:42:21,288
♪ And I'm really, really, really scared
You're gonna disappear ♪

708
00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:25,167
♪ I can't breathe when you are near… ♪

709
00:42:37,763 --> 00:42:40,683
♪ I don't know how to tell you ♪

710
00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:45,437
♪ There's a million things I want to say ♪

711
00:42:46,021 --> 00:42:49,817
♪ From the moment I met you
My heart grew ♪

712
00:42:52,444 --> 00:42:55,072
♪ And I think of you every day ♪

713
00:42:55,155 --> 00:42:57,324
♪ I can barely breathe… ♪

714
00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,660
♪ When you are near… ♪

715
00:43:01,036 --> 00:43:03,414
♪ My life was in the darkness ♪

716
00:43:03,497 --> 00:43:05,416
♪ And you suddenly appeared ♪

717
00:43:05,499 --> 00:43:09,044
♪ You say words that I wanna hear… ♪

718
00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:14,300
♪ I can barely breathe when you are near ♪

719
00:43:17,136 --> 00:43:19,763
♪ You're everything and more to me ♪

720
00:43:21,890 --> 00:43:24,893
♪ It's all I wanted you to know ♪

721
00:43:26,812 --> 00:43:29,356
♪ And when I hold you tightly ♪

722
00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:34,903
♪ I'll never let you go ♪

723
00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:39,199
♪ I can't breathe when you are near ♪

724
00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:44,830
♪ And I really, really wanna
Drown your worries and your fears ♪

725
00:43:44,913 --> 00:43:48,917
♪ With you, I cry no tears ♪

726
00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:53,589
♪ And I can barely breathe
When you are near ♪

727
00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:17,488
♪ But here in the dark ♪

728
00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:20,866
♪ I fall apart ♪

729
00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:24,286
♪ Ripped at the seams, my jeans lay… ♪

730
00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:35,047
♪ Give a little and it goes away… ♪

731
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:37,675
I loved the song.

732
00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:41,804
I read all of Pride and Prejudice
just so we could talk about it.

733
00:44:42,888 --> 00:44:46,475
I'm, like, really behind on my homework.
That, mixed with the song, and...

734
00:44:46,558 --> 00:44:48,102
I feel like an idiot.

735
00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:49,436
About the picture,

736
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,398
I just wanted you to know
that I respected you.

737
00:44:53,315 --> 00:44:57,653
OK, but I put myself out there,
and I just felt judged.

738
00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:01,573
Shit. I didn't think of it like that.

739
00:45:01,657 --> 00:45:02,700
I'm sorry.

740
00:45:04,743 --> 00:45:06,704
I just want you to think that I'm hot.

741
00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:07,913
Believe me,

742
00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:09,957
I think you're hot.

743
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,040
♪ …all right ♪

744
00:45:13,293 --> 00:45:14,920
♪ It's all right ♪

745
00:45:15,003 --> 00:45:16,964
♪ I've had enough ♪

746
00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:18,757
♪ It's all right ♪

747
00:45:43,782 --> 00:45:46,076
You've gotta be shittin' me.

748
00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:49,955
I used to think
my mom was an expert at men,

749
00:45:50,497 --> 00:45:53,208
but now I think
she might not know how to love.

750
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:58,422
The only man I've ever seen her truly love
is my dad, and that never ends well.

751
00:45:59,173 --> 00:46:01,717
You can't fall in love
if you always have your guard up.

752
00:46:02,217 --> 00:46:05,429
- Lydia is a trope of frivolity.
- That's where you're wrong.

753
00:46:05,512 --> 00:46:09,224
She didn't know Wickham was a dick clown.
She thought she was marrying for love.

754
00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,268
That was totally feminist for the time.

755
00:46:11,351 --> 00:46:14,438
At least we can agree,
Wickham is a dick clown.

756
00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:16,732
♪ I tell you lies… ♪

757
00:46:16,815 --> 00:46:19,860
♪ You think I'm broken on the inside… ♪

758
00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:22,029
Hunter… I presume.

759
00:46:22,112 --> 00:46:24,740
Be nice. Be normal. I beg you.

760
00:46:26,074 --> 00:46:28,869
- How was Battle of the Bands?
- Amazing. Hunter won.

761
00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:30,871
Oh!

762
00:46:30,954 --> 00:46:32,122
How was Casino Night?

763
00:46:33,165 --> 00:46:35,083
You know, it was pretty amazin'.

764
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,711
♪ I'm bleeding now ♪

765
00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:41,840
♪ I tell you secrets, I tell you lies ♪

766
00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:46,136
♪ You think I'm broken on the inside ♪

767
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:48,263
♪ We've played this game twice ♪

768
00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:50,140
♪ I won't play nice ♪

769
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:52,851
♪ You can't take me down ♪

770
00:46:54,728 --> 00:46:56,688
♪ Baby, roll the dice ♪

771
00:46:56,772 --> 00:46:58,023
♪ Let fate decide ♪

772
00:46:58,106 --> 00:47:01,068
♪ I'm not losing now ♪

773
00:47:01,610 --> 00:47:03,320
♪ I need to win ♪

774
00:47:05,989 --> 00:47:07,574
♪ I need to win ♪

775
00:47:11,119 --> 00:47:13,288
♪ You spin the wheel… ♪

776
00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:15,290
♪ I'll throw the knives ♪

777
00:47:15,374 --> 00:47:19,419
♪ Head in a fever, bottles on ice ♪

778
00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:23,632
♪ I tell you secrets, I tell you lies ♪

779
00:47:23,715 --> 00:47:26,677
♪ You think I'm broken on the inside… ♪

780
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,760
Do it.

781
00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:30,055
Do what, Georgia?

782
00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:33,058
There was a moment earlier.

783
00:47:36,436 --> 00:47:38,647
♪ Baby, roll the dice… ♪

784
00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:39,648
You work for me.

785
00:47:39,731 --> 00:47:42,568
I like you,
and that doesn't happen for me a lot.

786
00:47:42,651 --> 00:47:44,278
Or ever, really, so…

787
00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:45,988
Do it.

788
00:47:47,155 --> 00:47:50,659
♪ I need to, I need
I need to, I need to, need to win… ♪

789
00:47:50,742 --> 00:47:53,745
Georgia Miller,
would you like to go to dinner with me?

790
00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:55,247
I can't! I work for you!

791
00:47:55,330 --> 00:47:58,041
Erica! Erica! I need HR!

792
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:01,128
I'd love to.

793
00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:02,880
OK. Great.

794
00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:07,217
I do have to talk to Erica.
There's a code of conduct form.

795
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,597
Did you see Cynthia's face tonight
when I bid on her cake?

796
00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:14,224
I did. Oh, it was glorious.

797
00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:17,311
♪ I need to, I need to ♪

798
00:48:17,811 --> 00:48:21,398
♪ I need to, I need to
I need, I need to, I need to ♪

799
00:48:21,481 --> 00:48:24,484
♪ I need, I need to
I need to, need to win ♪

800
00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:27,487
♪ I need to, I need to ♪

801
00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:29,698
♪ I need, I need to, I need to ♪

802
00:48:29,781 --> 00:48:32,910
♪ I need, I need to
I need to, need to win… ♪

803
00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:35,579
Because if you let your guard down…

804
00:48:36,955 --> 00:48:38,040
anyone can get in.

805
00:48:38,123 --> 00:48:41,418
♪ I need, I need to
I need to, need to win ♪

806
00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:45,881
♪ I went to see the doc ♪

807
00:48:45,964 --> 00:48:48,133
♪ When the school bell rang ♪

808
00:48:48,216 --> 00:48:50,218
♪ My mind's all ablur ♪

809
00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,804
♪ Can't focus on anything ♪

810
00:48:53,472 --> 00:48:55,849
♪ She said not to stress ♪

811
00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:58,143
♪ All the kids go through this ♪

812
00:48:58,226 --> 00:49:03,231
♪ She opened my hand
And gave me an Adderall ♪

813
00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:05,525
♪ And it keeps me high ♪

814
00:49:06,401 --> 00:49:07,861
♪ All the time ♪

815
00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:13,325
♪ But not the high that eases my mind ♪

816
00:49:13,408 --> 00:49:15,577
♪ When I walk the halls ♪

817
00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:18,163
♪ And somebody calls ♪

818
00:49:18,246 --> 00:49:20,207
♪ I hear their voice ♪

819
00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:23,877
♪ But it all sounds like noise ♪

820
00:49:30,592 --> 00:49:33,303
♪ My brain's on Adderall ♪

821
00:49:33,387 --> 00:49:35,389
♪ When it keeps me high ♪

822
00:49:36,181 --> 00:49:38,475
♪ All the time ♪

823
00:49:38,558 --> 00:49:40,018
♪ I wanna fly ♪

824
00:49:40,602 --> 00:49:43,105
♪ But my brain's on Adderall ♪

825
00:49:43,188 --> 00:49:45,524
♪ Oh, oh ♪

826
00:49:45,607 --> 00:49:51,947
♪ My brain's on Adderall ♪