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Hi.

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♪ Oh, honey, honey-pie ♪

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♪ Honey, honey, honey-pie ♪

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♪ Ooh, girl, don't you stop ♪

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♪ Don't you stop
'Til you get enough, honey ♪

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♪ Oh, honey, honey-pie
Honey, honey, honey... ♪

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Virginia!

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You're still in bed?

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- No, Mom. Stop. Not this. Stop.
- Time to get up.

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♪ I wanna hide and listen to Madonna ♪

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♪ I wanna cry
But I don't think I'm gonna… ♪

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My mom is nothing
if not a realist.

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Fantasies are
for people with 401ks.

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You've gotta keep your feet on the ground
and your head out of your ass.

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♪ It's Friday! Happy Friday! ♪

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♪ Good morning, Ginny
Welcome to Friday! ♪

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Clear eyes,
open hearts, dumb fools.

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Big dreams are for big idiots.

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♪ No, they never told us ♪

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♪ How much it hurts to be young ♪

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Marty, I bought this house
with the understanding

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that this money was gonna come through.

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I'm staring at a mortgage payment
and utility bills.

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Marty, I am utterly broke, OK?

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Please get me my money.

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I'm gonna have to resort to methods
I don't wanna have to resort to.

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Have I found Jesus?
No. Son of a bitch is playing hard to get.

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Please take me off
the list of people to call.

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Slutty top.

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Got it at that shop you stole from.
Waffle? Toasted 'em myself.

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What's this?

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Sophomore Sleepover.

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Welcome to Pleasantville.

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If you've always had a Tempur-Pedic,

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the notion of a sleeping bag
on a gym floor is charming.

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Mm. Ellen's running it.
You can give her the money for my ticket.

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Excuse me, miss. You have a job.

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I start today after school.
I don't have any money yet.

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- How much is it?
- Hundred bucks.

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To spend the night in a school
you already go to?

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You moved us to this white, rich-ass town.
This is what they do here.

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- These people are weird.
- Totally weird.

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All night in the high school?

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- Sounds like a waste of a Saturday.
- Mm-hmm.

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This Saturday night is the most important
night of my entire life!

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I don't know what to tell you.
You're grounded.

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Mom, this is Sophomore Sleepover.
This transcends grounding.

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Why don't you understand that?
I'll die if I don't go!

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I'll die if I do go.

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I have spent hours and hours
working my ass off

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researching hot dog vendors,
glow stick suppliers.

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If anyone gets to die, it's me.

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We could all die together. As a family.

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None of my friends are going.

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You are actually the worst mother ever.

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Why can't you be cool like Georgia?

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I am pretty cool. Morning, neighbors!

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Come in! Join us!

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He says run, save yourself.

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Oh!

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I'm just here to get Ginny's ticket.

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See, Mom? Ginny's going.

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Would you like some breakfast?

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Wow, you're such a good mom!

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Isn't she a good mom, Max?

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Max, I think if you wanna prove

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that you deserve
to go to Sophomore Sleepover,

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there are other ways to go about it
than yelling at Ellen.

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Yeah, stop yelling at Ellen.

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That is some serious Jedi mind shit.

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- Marcus, go to school, learn something.
- You know I won't.

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I wish I could put you
in my pocket and take you everywhere.

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I just had a thought. Why don't I
chaperone the sleepover with you?

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That way,
you don't have to suffer all alone.

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That would be amazing. I love it.

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Oh, I'm gonna put Bev
on the 2:00 a.m. door shift.

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She'll be pissed.

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Ooh.

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Thank you.

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OK, so I think… I think that my mom
might let me go to Sophomore Sleepover.

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Ah, awesome! I don't wanna go without you.

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Why do you still think everyone hates you?

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Doesn't everyone think
everyone hates them?

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That's a good point.

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And I can't even imagine not going.
This is my big chance to flirt with Riley.

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Do we have confirmation she's gay?

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I don't know,
but there's a vibe at rehearsal.

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She's such a fine line
between thespian and lesbian.

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How are we getting booze for tomorrow?

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Press, you wanna try that gas station
that let you buy a 30 rack?

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I don't want to too often
in case he starts carding me.

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We need to get stuff.

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Can't Jordan get some
from his mom's airline kits?

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I don't wanna drink nips.

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I like 'em. Feel like a giant!

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You guys gonna be
one of those boyfriends and girlfriends

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who shares everything in a gross way
that reminds me I'm gonna die alone?

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I mean,
not that you're boyfriend and girlfriend,

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or that you're gonna be boyfriend
and girlfriend 'cause who knows?

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We could get bombed by North Korea,
and none of this would matter.

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OK, I'm going to class.

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♪ I need to win… ♪

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Awkward.

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♪ I need to, I need to ♪

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♪ I need to win ♪

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Mm. Babysitters.com. Got a hot date?

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Sophomore Sleepover.

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I'm chaperoning,
but I need a last-minute sitter.

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There should be an app for this.

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- Oh!
- Hmm.

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That's cute. Mm.

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- No. No, no, no.
- You'll love Austin.

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- Yeah.
- He's fun. He's easy. Goes to bed early.

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You know what I love most about kids?

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That I don't have any
and don't have to take care of any. Oh!

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- It'll be fun.
- OK. You know what's fun?

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Big Dick Saturdays at Trunks. That's fun.

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- Sorry.
- Nick!

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Nick, I'm desperate.

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Oh, OK.

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- So now you and your top match.
- Please?

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I already committed. Come on.

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Georgia, how do I make this clear to you?
OK, um, let's try this.

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I don't buy green bananas because
I don't like things that aren't ripe.

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Children are just people who aren't ripe.

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The answer is no.

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So, you are
chaperoning the sleepover, huh?

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Only if I can find someone
to watch Austin. It's…

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Um…

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Well, I'm free.

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I could watch him for you.

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Really? You would do that?

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Yeah, I mean,
I am a member of the school board,

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so I understand
how important Sophomore Sleepover is.

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Plus, you know, I lawn-bowled
with your kids, so we go way back.

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- I couldn't ask you.
- But you could ask me.

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Listen, can't begin to imagine how hard
it must be to be a working single mom,

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but I hear it takes a village.

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So…

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You are a lifesaver.

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You're sure you don't mind?

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Yes, uh… it's… it's not a problem.

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OK? Consider it handled.

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- I really, really appreciate this.
- Don't say another word.

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All right.

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- Hmm.
- "You're a lifesaver."

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Hey, Max. Uh, what time's rehearsal?

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I think 3:00.

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Oh my gosh. I love your ring.

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- Your hands are super soft.
- Thanks! It's my skin.

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I'm amped for the dance number today.
Fosse is so sexy.

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"It's my skin"?

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See? Total vibe.

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I know Sophomore Sleepover
is this weekend,

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but we will not be slacking.

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Come on.
I need walk, walk, pas de bourrée,

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arms to the side, up and down,

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roll it to the left, pop the booty,
pop the booty, face, and face.

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It's not hard, OK?

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So, you know what? Why don't you
do the next one and make it sexy?

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I want everybody in the audience hot.

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So, like our parents?

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Places, please.

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♪ Desire ♪

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♪ Like fire ♪

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♪ I can't deny ♪

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♪ I'm feeling ♪

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♪ That feeling ♪

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♪ When she goes by ♪

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♪ I've been locked in here for a while ♪

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♪ And I just wanna talk ♪

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♪ Oh, I know I'll do in time ♪

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♪ And I know I've done a crime ♪

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♪ Frankly ♪

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♪ I've got nothing else to lose ♪

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Hot.

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OK, select coffee.

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Now select total.

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Run the card.

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Good. They're gonna sign, then
you flip it back and hit enter. Got it?

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- Yes, sir.
- Good.

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What do you want?

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Don't you mean, "Welcome
to Blue Farm Cafe. How may I help you?"

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- No, I mean, "What do you want?"
- Service with a smile.

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Iced coffee. Black.

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No milk.

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Black like your heart?

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Three bucks, and we don't do Venmo.

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Uh, so…

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great job. Really…

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good. Uh…

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Small note would be
to try not to be so hostile

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to the paying customers.

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OK.

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♪ Sophomore Sleepover ♪

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♪ Tomorrow is Sophomore Sleepover ♪

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♪ A school or two ♪

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♪ Caress these arms
And then you'll find a scoop or two ♪

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♪ Oh, darling, please see the time ♪

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♪ I need to find another one like you ♪

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- ♪ Come on! ♪
- ♪ I drift and pass everyone I see ♪

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♪ You seem to stop and glance ♪

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♪ Wouldn't it be easy to find someone ♪

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♪ Who has the time? ♪

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You say things like,
"I wanna give this a try."

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I am trying to talk to you.
You're not meeting me halfway.

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♪ Lately, I've been leaning on myself ♪

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♪ Aah-ooh ♪

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♪ Lately, I don't need nobody else ♪

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♪ Just trying not to feel the way I felt ♪

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♪ Aah-ooh ♪

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♪ Lately, I've been leaning on myself ♪

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♪ Leaning on myself ♪

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♪ Lately, I've been fine
I've been filling up my free time ♪

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♪ Wasting all my money
Playing in the sunshine ♪

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♪ I'm drifting in the deep
Tryna find a way home ♪

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♪ Driving through the streets
Nowhere I wanna go ♪

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♪ Felt like all I need
Is how I had it before ♪

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♪ Thought that I'd feel free
But the freedom comes slow ♪

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♪ I only want a few close friends ♪

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♪ The rest just pretend ♪

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♪ I turn to people
Kissing in the stairwell ♪

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♪ I want this day to end ♪

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♪ Text my mama so I don't lose hope ♪

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♪ I didn't learn anything I didn't know ♪

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♪ Always yelling, "Get off your phone" ♪

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♪ Screw that, I'm going home ♪

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♪ Did ya hand that in? ♪

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♪ Nah, I'mma take a zero ♪

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♪ Just call me a self-aware bitch ♪

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♪ Sorry, at least I'm being honest ♪

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♪ Surrounded by the gossip… ♪

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♪ At least I say it loud… ♪

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♪ At least I say it loud ♪

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♪ At least I say it… ♪

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♪ Lunch line is down the block ♪

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♪ There's a fight behind the candy shop ♪

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♪ Walk by like nothing's wrong ♪

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♪ Like nothing's going on ♪

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♪ Walking through the crowded hall ♪

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♪ People looking at my mismatched socks ♪

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♪ Look back, I smile and nod ♪

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♪ I'm in no mood to talk ♪

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♪ Did ya hand that in? ♪

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♪ Nah ♪

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♪ Yeah, who you know so confident? ♪

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♪ Who you know
Come through mad sponsorships ♪

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♪ Who you know
Come through quick to smack a bitch? ♪

249
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,317
♪ Me versus you
Who's the whacker bitch? ♪

250
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,253
♪ There should only be one name
That comes to mind ♪

251
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,077
♪ Burger B dropped an EP
For the fourth time ♪

252
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,989
♪ Burger B in the G5 passenger side ♪

253
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,759
♪ Don't touch the wheel
Let my best friend drive ♪

254
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,578
♪ I come through, I'm killin' this shit
Never for free, I be billin' this shit ♪

255
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,622
♪ I'm about to be maxed up
Lord villain and shit ♪

256
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,308
♪ Is you seein' what I'm sayin'?
Get your stuff in this bitch ♪

257
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,376
♪ 'Cause you see me rappin' hard ♪

258
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,169
♪ Sexy sweets, big candy bars ♪

259
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:06,173
♪ West Indian, we come from yards
With blanks so they are charred, what? ♪

260
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:09,510
♪ You be talkin' that blah, blah, blah
And I ain't even listenin', la, la, la ♪

261
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,470
♪ You be talkin' that rah, rah, rah ♪

262
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,473
♪ But I come through stuntin'
I am the don dada ♪

263
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:17,017
♪ You be talkin' that blah, blah, blah
And I ain't even listenin', la, la, la ♪

264
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,061
♪ You be talkin' that rah, rah, rah… ♪

265
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:21,522
Girls!

266
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:24,191
M-A-N-G. Ma…

267
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:26,068
What's MANG?

268
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,153
MANG. Like Wang.

269
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,947
And can you just, like, not?

270
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,158
But I love you,
and I'm super grateful to be here.

271
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:35,953
MANG, like mango.

272
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:37,413
Mom, no.

273
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,082
Maybe Ellen and I
should make matching shirts.

274
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,959
Are you trying to embarrass me?

275
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,722
You're the G in MANG,
and I'm embarrassing?

276
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:46,839
Jesus, lighten up.

277
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:50,175
Just don't talk about any of your
ex-husbands or boyfriends, and,

278
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,262
oh my God, do not talk to my friends
about their sex lives.

279
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,806
And don't flirt with the students
or other parents.

280
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,808
And, please, don't hotbox a classroom.

281
00:16:57,891 --> 00:17:00,310
- I only did that once.
- Mom, please.

282
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:03,480
I didn't realize I was a liability.

283
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:08,527
Fine. I'll stay out of your way, G.

284
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,115
Oh my God, let's go!

285
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:18,871
Hi, this is in case Avery… Bye, baby!
…comes into contact with any peanuts,

286
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:22,332
and if you could just make sure
that she's having fun. She's a little shy.

287
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:25,669
She has generalized anxiety disorder
and had a lot of fear about tonight.

288
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,005
OK, thank you.

289
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:29,756
Oh, sorry.

290
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,968
I can't believe that we're responsible
for over 200 kids tonight.

291
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,804
You'd think that you'd have
to have a license to do that.

292
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:36,972
Got another EpiPen.

293
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:41,393
There anything we should be doing
or checking or looking for?

294
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,188
Absolutely not.
If we look for it, we might find it.

295
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:48,859
I have one and one goal only tonight,
that everybody lives.

296
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:52,279
- I'm not worried if you're not.
- Oh no, I'm very worried.

297
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:53,989
This is my worst nightmare.

298
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,790
OK, this is even better
than I could have imagined!

299
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,626
Holy crap. This is carnival on crack.

300
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:24,311
So, I staked out a spot for us,
scoped out the joint,

301
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,604
and came up with a game plan.

302
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:28,315
- I love a game plan.
- Hey, I love a game plan too.

303
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:31,068
Here's my plan. Let's get weird!

304
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:08,105
Oh, wait, wait, wait. I have a great idea.
Oh my God. You're gonna love this.

305
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:09,188
OK, yeah.

306
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,358
Oh, sorry. Get out of our way.

307
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:18,907
- ♪ I will be all the rage tonight ♪
- ♪ Tonight! ♪

308
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:23,495
♪ Filled with fury and starry-eyed ♪

309
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:27,166
♪ I will be all the rage ♪

310
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,756
Hey, gals.
Mind if I get one with Ginny?

311
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,967
- Oh yeah.
- No. Please take it, dude.

312
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,135
Don't worry about it.

313
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,728
- Having fun?
- This whole thing is insane.

314
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:51,523
At my last school, we had a dunk tank
for Senior Day, but that was it.

315
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:54,401
What's your favorite part?

316
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,068
This.

317
00:19:56,486 --> 00:20:00,616
- ♪ I will be all the rage tonight ♪
- ♪ Tonight! ♪

318
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:04,953
- ♪ Watch me shimmy into the light ♪
- ♪ All right! ♪

319
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,288
♪ I will... ♪

320
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,998
♪ New cupid! ♪

321
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,920
♪ Time for a change ♪

322
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:16,215
♪ Cupid shuffle, cupid shuffle ♪

323
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:19,676
♪ Cupid shuffle, cupid shuffle
New style ♪

324
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,888
♪ Down, down, do your dance, do your dance
We got a brand new dance ♪

325
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:25,974
♪ Down, down, do your dance, do your dance
Oh, oh, oh ♪

326
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,561
♪ Down, down, do your dance, do your dance
Yeah, yeah ♪

327
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:33,398
♪ Down, down, do your dance, do your dance
New style ♪

328
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:37,027
♪ They say I'm a rapper, and I say no ♪

329
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:40,447
♪ They say, "What you doing?"
Tryna to do somebody cold ♪

330
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:43,200
♪ I just let the music come from my soul ♪

331
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:46,703
♪ So all of my people
Can stay on the floor ♪

332
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,747
- ♪ They got a brand new dance ♪
- ♪ Come on! ♪

333
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,624
♪ You gotta move your muscle ♪

334
00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:53,961
♪ Brand new dance
It's called the Cupid Shuffle ♪

335
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:57,339
♪ It don't matter
If you're young or you're old ♪

336
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,258
♪ We gon' show you how it go ♪

337
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:02,511
♪ To the right, to the right
To the right, to the right ♪

338
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,889
♪ To the left, to the left
To the left, to the left ♪

339
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:09,518
♪ Now kick, now kick, now kick, now kick ♪

340
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,271
♪ Now walk it by yourself
Now walk it by yourself ♪

341
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,649
♪ Let me see you do
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance ♪

342
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:18,568
♪ Yeah, yeah
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance ♪

343
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:19,778
♪ Let me see you do ♪

344
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,656
♪ Down, down
Do your dance, do your dance… ♪

345
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:26,243
Wow.

346
00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:29,705
My strategy is to just keep feeding them.

347
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,873
I find they tend to follow the food.

348
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,625
Yeah.

349
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,585
Have you seen Marcus anywhere?

350
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:37,545
No.

351
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:40,674
Maybe I shouldn't have made him
come to this.

352
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:43,093
He has a hard time with these things.

353
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:46,388
Last year was really rough on him.

354
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:49,850
- He struggles.
- Oh.

355
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:53,478
Do you ever feel like parenting
is just utter guesswork?

356
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,152
We did something right.

357
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,196
Yeah.

358
00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:16,793
Just wanna let you know
that your mom is a total smokeshow.

359
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:25,427
I knew you'd wanna dance to this one.
It's one of our faves.

360
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,679
Mom, stop staring at me. It's creepy.

361
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,140
Can you go chaperone
somewhere else for a while?

362
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,855
Mom. Can you hold on
to these for me? Thanks.

363
00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:42,944
♪ Yeah, yeah
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance ♪

364
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:46,656
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance ♪

365
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:49,326
♪ Down, down, do your dance, do your dance
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

366
00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:51,161
♪ New style, y'all ♪

367
00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:55,415
OK, I call this Mac N' Please
because as soon as you try it,

368
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,125
you'll be begging for more.

369
00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,127
Here you go.

370
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:02,923
I don't like it.

371
00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:05,884
You didn't even try it.

372
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:07,969
Come on.

373
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:11,014
It's my super special top-secret recipe.

374
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:16,103
OK, you win.

375
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:20,357
You don't have to eat it.
I will just find you something else.

376
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:22,692
What do you like, huh?

377
00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:26,696
You like weird faces?

378
00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:29,574
What's the weirdest face
you can make? Huh?

379
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,953
Can you make a face weirder than this?

380
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,999
- Come on. Show me a silly face.
- No!

381
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:41,586
My mom said
it would be just the three of us.

382
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,965
Um...

383
00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:46,048
Austin, I'm not…

384
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:49,761
Whoa… I'm… I'm just here
to help your mom out. That's it.

385
00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:52,639
Were you helping her out
at lawn bowling too?

386
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:27,841
Oh my God.

387
00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:34,764
My little ponies.

388
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:37,559
I love Ariana Grande. She's so classy.

389
00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:38,685
Ooh!

390
00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:40,312
Looks like it's your turn.

391
00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,564
I think I'll just stay like this.

392
00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,816
What? No!
We have to look the same for Insta.

393
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,194
Yeah, don't be a bitch
like Abby with her jeans.

394
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,945
- Hello?
- I really don't think...

395
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:51,615
Sorry, are we MANG, or are we MANG?

396
00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:53,658
Come on. Pony up.

397
00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:54,742
Sit down.

398
00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:57,329
God, we look so cute!

399
00:24:57,412 --> 00:24:59,581
Aww.
You and Hunter are the cutest.

400
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,544
It's warming the cockles
of my cold, dead heart.

401
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,919
Oh my God.
Samantha's so jealous too.

402
00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:09,007
We kissed in the photo booth,
and we're streaking on Snapchat.

403
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,635
I think you're right.
I think he does like me.

404
00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:18,725
- What? Do you not think he does?
- No, it's your hair.

405
00:25:25,982 --> 00:25:27,984
Do you want us to help you fix it?

406
00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:31,363
It's fine. I'll be right back.

407
00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:34,324
- Want us to come with you?
- No, I got it!

408
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:40,288
Then, I signed Norah up
for the PSAT intensive

409
00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:43,250
even though it means we have to move
figure skating to Thursday nights

410
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:46,795
and flute to the weekends,
but that's the sacrifice.

411
00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:53,385
Are you sure
we don't need to see if these kids

412
00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:56,012
are sneaking off to drink
or go have sex or…

413
00:25:56,096 --> 00:26:00,850
Oh no. If we look for it, we might see it,
and we have one goal only tonight.

414
00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:02,811
- Everyone survives.
- Yes.

415
00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:05,272
Especially Bev,
because I might casually murder her.

416
00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:07,774
Oh.

417
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,151
Pizza's here. Good.

418
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:13,572
I just have to take this cashbox
to the principal's office.

419
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,073
Let me take that for you.

420
00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:16,366
Thank you.

421
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:22,539
You know, I went off all caffeine.

422
00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:24,583
I feel so much better now.

423
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:25,917
It's wine, Bev.

424
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:27,543
Wine.

425
00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:42,642
This is what I get.

426
00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:44,519
Pony up.

427
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:47,939
♪ I'm giving up with the make-belief… ♪

428
00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:52,652
♪ No one here's being fooled ♪

429
00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:55,572
♪ Back to the days… ♪

430
00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:57,782
♪ When I was your thief ♪

431
00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:01,494
♪ And I could play it cool… ♪

432
00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:03,912
Hey.

433
00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:16,885
Thanks for the booze, babe.

434
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:19,596
Hey, don't thank me.
Thank my Sky Chef mom.

435
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,599
Allow me to present our tasting flight.

436
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:28,897
We'll begin with a crisp Russian vodka
and meander over to a smoky French cognac,

437
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:33,610
and to top it all off,
the flavored spirits as a little…digestif.

438
00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:35,987
Digestif.

439
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:38,198
Dude, Spanish class is paying off.

440
00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:40,367
Hey, wanna play truth or dare?

441
00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:43,244
- Not really.
- What? Hmph!

442
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:45,121
Wanna play truth or bear?

443
00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:47,165
Tell the truth or get mauled by a bear!

444
00:27:47,248 --> 00:27:48,833
No!

445
00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:52,629
Was your card the…

446
00:27:52,712 --> 00:27:54,130
…jack of diamonds?

447
00:27:54,714 --> 00:27:55,882
I can't remember.

448
00:28:07,143 --> 00:28:08,311
Do you like soccer?

449
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:13,566
My dad got me into it.
He used to take me to all the games.

450
00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:17,278
It really is the greatest sport.
It's strategic. It's noble. It's...

451
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:21,658
Stupid! Whoa! Hey!
No way that was a red card!

452
00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:23,302
What are you doing, idiot?

453
00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:28,581
Wait, what was that?
Was that a laugh? What was funny?

454
00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:31,501
You idiot!

455
00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:33,753
You stupid fool!

456
00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,630
You stupid fool!

457
00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:38,132
OK, then.

458
00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:41,720
Got a soccer fan, huh?

459
00:28:49,352 --> 00:28:51,187
You get how weird this looks, right?

460
00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:53,273
Yeah, I look ridiculous.

461
00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:56,526
Hey!

462
00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,111
What are you doing in here?

463
00:28:58,194 --> 00:29:00,488
I am riding out this lame sleepover.

464
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,741
It's not lame. It's fun.

465
00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,200
Doing the Cupid Shuffle?

466
00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:06,618
Nice hair.

467
00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:08,538
Shut up about my hair.

468
00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:12,333
Why is everyone so obsessed with my hair?
Worry about your own hair.

469
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:15,837
Ooh, I'm tough and alternative
and too cool for fun.

470
00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:18,506
Is that your impression of me?

471
00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:21,301
It's all wrong. I'm way more debonair.

472
00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:23,094
I'm too cool for fun.

473
00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:28,641
Seriously, why aren't you into this?
There's a freaking bounce house.

474
00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:31,686
- None of my friends are here.
- Or your girlfriend.

475
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,354
No, Padma isn't my girlfriend.

476
00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:36,524
I don't really do girlfriends.

477
00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:40,695
"I don't really do girlfriends."

478
00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:46,701
I'm sure you could hang with Max and us.

479
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:47,911
The bro squad?

480
00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:49,912
No, thanks.

481
00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:54,834
All right.
Well, I'll get out of your hair. Hey, pun!

482
00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:56,002
- 'Cause the…
- Hmm.

483
00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:57,128
All right.

484
00:29:58,421 --> 00:29:59,547
Wait…

485
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:03,885
I actually think
you're more in the bush than debonair.

486
00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:08,139
You'd like that, wouldn't ya, mate?

487
00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:10,350
Slip another shrimp on the barbie.

488
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:14,812
OK!

489
00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:17,899
Jordan! Truth or dare?

490
00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:19,359
Truth.

491
00:30:19,442 --> 00:30:22,070
Lame. Continue.

492
00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:25,240
Jordan, where's the kinkiest place
you've ever had sex?

493
00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:27,742
Abby! You know the answer to this.

494
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,578
No! I know your answer to this.
I wanna know Jordan's answer. Go!

495
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,414
- Don't do it.
- I gotta do it. I gotta do it. I have to.

496
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:35,750
Brodie's parents' bathtub.

497
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:38,419
While Abby and Max were sleeping
in Brodie's parents' bed.

498
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,255
Oh my God!

499
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:41,881
Yes! I knew it!

500
00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:45,390
Sorry, Norah. I knew you were in there.
I heard you, you dirty animals.

501
00:30:45,426 --> 00:30:46,678
Seriously?

502
00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:50,765
Bro, poor Marty and Frank.
They'll never know.

503
00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:53,142
Jordan, you're up.

504
00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:58,523
I dare you and Brodie
to swap full outfits.

505
00:30:58,606 --> 00:31:00,483
Ooh!

506
00:31:01,901 --> 00:31:04,070
No.
You're not stretching out my new Harbours.

507
00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:09,659
Are you backing down from the dare?
The dare doth not be denied.

508
00:31:09,742 --> 00:31:11,286
Abby. Come on. Don't ruin it.

509
00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:13,997
- No pants, no dare.
- I'm not taking my jeans off.

510
00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:17,542
- OK?
- Damn, chill.

511
00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:20,086
Abs? You OK?

512
00:31:20,169 --> 00:31:21,504
No, it's just stupid.

513
00:31:22,505 --> 00:31:24,007
- Abby!
- I'm out!

514
00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:52,911
- Hey, Riley!
- Hey, Max!

515
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:55,580
- Um, do you wanna go talk for a minute?
- Yeah, sure.

516
00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:56,663
Great.

517
00:32:05,798 --> 00:32:06,841
Hey, what's up?

518
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:09,426
Hey.

519
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:11,971
Hey.

520
00:32:13,806 --> 00:32:14,891
Right. OK.

521
00:32:14,974 --> 00:32:19,479
So, basically, I don't think I'm imagining
this thing that's going on between us.

522
00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:21,731
I felt like I should just
ask you straight out

523
00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:24,317
because I really, really like you.

524
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,194
I think you're, like, stupid talented.

525
00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:29,364
Like, it's stupid, and you've just
been electric to work with,

526
00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:33,493
so I felt I'd throw it all out there
and see if maybe you were feeling it too?

527
00:32:38,873 --> 00:32:39,874
Um…

528
00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:42,669
Um…

529
00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:44,963
- Max, I...
- Oh my God, no.

530
00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:49,217
Seriously, don't worry about this.
I'm probably just drunk or on acid

531
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:52,679
or having a seizure or something.
Seriously, this is no big deal.

532
00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:54,305
OK.

533
00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:57,266
Um… Are we still
gonna be good at rehearsal?

534
00:32:57,850 --> 00:32:59,018
Yeah! Definitely.

535
00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:02,981
Look, I'm sorry.

536
00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:06,985
You're awesome,
but I'm definitely straight.

537
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:11,739
I mean, I wish I wasn't
because we would be the hottest couple.

538
00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,992
Literally,
all of the guys' heads would explode.

539
00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:15,702
Yeah, can you imagine?

540
00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:19,579
Uh…

541
00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:21,624
I'm gonna go back to my friends.

542
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,376
Yeah. Yeah, I'll see you around.

543
00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:25,043
OK.

544
00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:31,300
Hey, Max!

545
00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:33,302
Hi, you look amazing.

546
00:33:57,618 --> 00:33:58,870
Max?

547
00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:00,370
Oh…

548
00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:01,873
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...

549
00:34:01,956 --> 00:34:05,334
Oh, honey. What happened?

550
00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:08,504
I kissed a girl and… she didn't like it.

551
00:34:09,672 --> 00:34:10,923
Oh!

552
00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:12,967
Come on. Come on.

553
00:34:19,974 --> 00:34:23,519
It's like there's this voice in my head
telling me everything I'm doing wrong,

554
00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:26,814
and I'm always just feeling
really critical of myself

555
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,941
even though I know
no one's paying attention.

556
00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:30,943
Does that make sense?

557
00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:32,236
Voices in your head?

558
00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:34,739
Yikes, you should get that looked at.

559
00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:37,407
I don't know.

560
00:34:37,950 --> 00:34:38,951
Yeah, I get it.

561
00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,204
Wellsbury sucks.

562
00:34:41,996 --> 00:34:42,997
No, it doesn't.

563
00:34:44,123 --> 00:34:47,794
I'm still figuring it out,
but I've lived in a lot of places,

564
00:34:47,877 --> 00:34:50,213
and Wellsbury does not suck.

565
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:54,175
This is the first place I've lived
where it's cool to be smart,

566
00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:55,635
and they want you to succeed.

567
00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:58,554
They want you to fit into a neat,
little, predetermined box.

568
00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:01,808
If you don't take seven AP classes,
they label you a problem,

569
00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:04,685
put you on Adderall and Klonopin
until you join the ski team.

570
00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:09,023
You have a mom and a dad, a nice house,

571
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:12,360
and the ability to pursue
literally any of your interests.

572
00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:13,736
Check your privilege.

573
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,780
If your biggest problem is ski team...

574
00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:18,366
So I don't have any valid problems
because I live in Wellsbury?

575
00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:20,451
- I didn't say that.
- Yeah, you sorta did.

576
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:25,956
My, uh…

577
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,293
best friend died last year.

578
00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:33,463
He, uh…

579
00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:35,216
He got cancer.

580
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:39,137
I'm sorry.

581
00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:42,431
It's fine.

582
00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:45,309
It doesn't sound fine.

583
00:35:50,731 --> 00:35:51,816
Everyone has shit.

584
00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:56,237
Do you wanna talk about it?

585
00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,573
Definitely not.

586
00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:01,742
Damn, this got heavy.

587
00:36:04,453 --> 00:36:06,205
Maybe we just need to chill out.

588
00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:07,957
No! Stop!

589
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,834
- What?
- No! Don't!

590
00:36:19,051 --> 00:36:21,971
- Come on. Two seconds.
- Really, I'm fine.

591
00:36:22,054 --> 00:36:25,391
Yeah,
when I'm fine, I sob uncontrollably.

592
00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:28,144
Just… I made such a fool of myself.

593
00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:30,229
You put your heart on the line.

594
00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:31,981
That takes guts.

595
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:35,234
Love is a lot of things, Maxine.

596
00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:36,777
Safe isn't one of 'em.

597
00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:41,324
Your accent makes everything you say
sound so convincing.

598
00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:44,619
Now get out there and have fun.
Ignore Riley.

599
00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:46,662
Indifference is the best revenge.

600
00:36:47,663 --> 00:36:50,625
Thanks. Ginny's really lucky to have you.

601
00:37:04,472 --> 00:37:06,265
OK, who's in here?

602
00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:08,851
I was just with M.

603
00:37:08,935 --> 00:37:11,479
I know I'm dealing
with some fraction of ANG.

604
00:37:12,271 --> 00:37:13,271
Peach?

605
00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:14,814
That you?

606
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,986
- Hi, Mom.
- Hey.

607
00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:22,657
What are you doing hiding in here, weirdo?
Why's your hair wet?

608
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:26,244
How many times have I told you
not to let anyone touch your hair?

609
00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:27,787
Almost done? I wanna get outta here.

610
00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:31,249
This whole thing
is some next-level rich people shit.

611
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:33,251
I've never seen anything like it,

612
00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:37,255
but you look like you were
enjoying yourself with Hunter. Ow!

613
00:37:38,172 --> 00:37:39,173
Mom!

614
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,259
What? I'm being supportive.

615
00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:42,385
Can we drop it?

616
00:37:42,468 --> 00:37:43,469
Don't be ugly.

617
00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:46,389
Why are you so mean to me today?

618
00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:49,100
Am I that awful?
Have I embarrassed you that much?

619
00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:53,312
Volunteered to chaperone for you,
make sure you have a good time.

620
00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:55,731
Please. You hate that I'm making friends

621
00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:58,025
instead of hanging with you
judging everyone.

622
00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:01,112
You're jealous that I get to do this,
and you didn't.

623
00:38:01,195 --> 00:38:04,198
- That's what this is about. Am I wrong?
- Excuse me?

624
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,658
Whatever, Mom.

625
00:38:11,497 --> 00:38:15,626
OK. We're stopping here for lunch
before we continue on to Fort Jackson.

626
00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:19,546
That's yours.

627
00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:24,510
No cheese.

628
00:38:24,593 --> 00:38:26,762
One of you is lactose intolerant.
Who is it?

629
00:38:50,953 --> 00:38:52,580
- Thank you.
- No problem.

630
00:38:56,375 --> 00:38:57,501
What is all this?

631
00:38:58,085 --> 00:38:59,462
Uh, a summer history thing.

632
00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:04,216
Next stop on the tour of old dead guys
who did racist shit is Fort Jackson.

633
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:05,926
Wellsbury High?

634
00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:08,637
Oh yeah. It's in Massachusetts.

635
00:39:08,721 --> 00:39:11,557
It was either this summer history tour
or summer camp.

636
00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:14,477
Juniors got the option to go to Prague,
which is awesome,

637
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,645
but, uh, sophomores stay local.

638
00:39:17,229 --> 00:39:18,272
Where's Prague?

639
00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:20,566
Uh… It's… it's in Europe.

640
00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:26,781
Y'all from there?
Wellsbury, Massachusetts?

641
00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:27,864
Yeah.

642
00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:33,662
Shit.

643
00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:37,458
- Don't cry over spilled condiments.
- I'll cry if I damn want to.

644
00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:39,960
I'm Joe, by the way.

645
00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:42,713
Hi, Joe. I'm Georgia.

646
00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:44,465
Georgia living in Georgia.

647
00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:45,549
What?

648
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:48,177
Nothing. No, not confusing at all.

649
00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:54,100
You guys, like, real rich or something?

650
00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:56,769
Not really. Just normal.

651
00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:58,395
These Ray-Bans?

652
00:39:58,437 --> 00:40:01,524
Ah… I don't really care
about all that stuff.

653
00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:05,611
But seriously,
I like animals more than humans.

654
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,031
I wanna have a farm
with horses and everything.

655
00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:12,410
- Always wanted to ride a horse.
- Oh yeah?

656
00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:15,079
Yeah, it's real stupid,
but when I was a little girl,

657
00:40:15,162 --> 00:40:17,123
I imagined I had this horse
named Milkshake.

658
00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:18,206
Milkshake?

659
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:20,376
Hey! It's my imaginary horse.

660
00:40:20,459 --> 00:40:21,961
Sorry, go on.

661
00:40:22,044 --> 00:40:25,548
And Milkshake would follow me around,
visible to everyone but me, and…

662
00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:29,552
whenever I needed to get away,
I'd just hop on her, and we'd fly.

663
00:40:29,635 --> 00:40:31,387
- Milkshake could fly.
- Of course.

664
00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:38,978
OK, let's get back on the bus.
Next stop, Fort Jackson.

665
00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:40,855
I gotta go.

666
00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:42,522
Oh…

667
00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:44,024
You can keep 'em.

668
00:40:45,985 --> 00:40:46,986
Bye, Georgia.

669
00:40:47,069 --> 00:40:49,029
I'll look you up if I'm ever in Wellsbury.

670
00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:50,197
Yeah, OK.

671
00:40:57,163 --> 00:40:59,206
Do you wanna go to Prague, little baby?

672
00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:12,385
Georgia?

673
00:41:13,929 --> 00:41:14,929
Georgia?

674
00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:18,017
Hello, Georgia?

675
00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:20,603
Could use a little help here.

676
00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:23,522
These hormonal monsters are insatiable.

677
00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:26,192
How about a little less snacking,
a little more helping?

678
00:41:47,963 --> 00:41:54,178
♪ I thought I could be
Something special and cozy for you ♪

679
00:41:56,805 --> 00:42:02,520
♪ A set of those diamonds
The diamonds that glare as you stare ♪

680
00:42:05,731 --> 00:42:12,071
♪ A portion of popcorn that's poppin'
And shoppin' for a fair chance ♪

681
00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:19,036
♪ Distortion is motion
That's ribbed and forbidden ♪

682
00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:21,747
♪ Don't you dare, don't you dare ♪

683
00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:28,170
♪ You're so coo coo, I'm so coo coo… ♪

684
00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:30,881
Rejection sucks.
Like, it really, really sucks.

685
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:34,718
I feel like she just took out my heart,
did a little jig on it, sumo wrestled it,

686
00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:37,846
taught it how to Dougie and shoved it
back into my chest, you know?

687
00:42:37,930 --> 00:42:39,014
I'm really sorry.

688
00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:40,432
That didn't totally suck.

689
00:42:40,516 --> 00:42:42,142
Are you kidding? That was lit.

690
00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:43,310
Best night ever!

691
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:45,104
Yeah! The best.

692
00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:47,481
Is that a burrito?

693
00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:49,316
Yeah, I'll take it.

694
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,485
…touch me like that.

695
00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:52,945
Whoa! Abby, are you OK?

696
00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:54,737
Is she drunk?

697
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:57,241
That was for you.

698
00:42:57,324 --> 00:42:59,743
She needed it more.

699
00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:04,623
I had a good time tonight.
I think you're awesome.

700
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,001
Uh, yeah, me too.

701
00:43:07,918 --> 00:43:09,295
I mean you, not me.

702
00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:11,754
Cool,

703
00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:14,633
'cause I wanted to ask you something.

704
00:43:16,635 --> 00:43:18,262
You're smart and…

705
00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:20,431
obviously beautiful.

706
00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:23,224
And…

707
00:43:24,059 --> 00:43:28,230
I was wondering
if you wanna maybe be my girlfriend?

708
00:43:30,816 --> 00:43:32,276
You wanna be my boyfriend?

709
00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:38,407
Uh…

710
00:43:39,241 --> 00:43:40,951
Yeah, that sounds cool.

711
00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:43,036
Oh man.

712
00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:44,580
OK.

713
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:48,208
- Awesome.
- OK.

714
00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:59,887
Ginny seems to be fitting in.
You must be happy.

715
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:02,139
Oh yeah. I'm tickled pink.

716
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,475
- Oh shit!
- OK, all right.

717
00:44:04,558 --> 00:44:06,143
Don't cry over spilled condiments.

718
00:44:07,603 --> 00:44:09,480
I'll cry if I damn want to.

719
00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:13,775
OK.

720
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:16,737
This was wonderful.
Georgia, right?

721
00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:18,572
- Yeah.
- Amazing job.

722
00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,658
My pleasure. Y'all take care.

723
00:44:22,201 --> 00:44:25,245
Halle-freaking-lujah. Everybody survived.

724
00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:28,999
I'm emotionally scarred and will
never recover, but I'm glad they had fun.

725
00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:30,000
Yeah.

726
00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:32,795
Thank you so much.
She had such a great time!

727
00:44:33,295 --> 00:44:34,295
Of course.

728
00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:37,007
Well, congratulations, Georgia.

729
00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:38,717
You're a Wellsbury mom now.

730
00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:44,306
Ginny, Max.

731
00:44:47,768 --> 00:44:48,852
Thanks, Joe.

732
00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:49,936
Yeah.

733
00:44:55,275 --> 00:44:58,570
I don't buy that my mom
doesn't believe in having big dreams.

734
00:44:59,613 --> 00:45:01,740
I think she has the biggest dreams of all.

735
00:45:03,158 --> 00:45:05,285
I know how badly she wanted this for me,

736
00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:07,496
this life she never got to have,

737
00:45:08,205 --> 00:45:09,790
the chance at a bright future,

738
00:45:10,457 --> 00:45:11,458
great friends,

739
00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:13,377
the right boyfriend,

740
00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:15,546
a problem-free place.

741
00:45:18,465 --> 00:45:20,759
Teach high school, they said.

742
00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:24,221
It'll be fine.

743
00:45:24,304 --> 00:45:26,056
She's gonna make it a whole thing.

744
00:45:28,183 --> 00:45:31,186
Hey, Max! I was thinking we should
start posting photos of us in character

745
00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:33,272
to get people excited for the play, OK?

746
00:45:36,191 --> 00:45:37,860
Aww, cute! See you in rehearsal.

747
00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:45,534
God, what is wrong with me?

748
00:45:46,326 --> 00:45:47,326
Hey!

749
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:49,538
Max, right?

750
00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:52,415
Sorry.

751
00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:54,752
I didn't think anyone would be in here.

752
00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:58,046
Yeah, I come here to study sometimes.
It's quieter than blue.

753
00:45:58,130 --> 00:46:01,216
Yeah, sometimes I come here to cry. So…

754
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:02,551
It's very funny.

755
00:46:03,510 --> 00:46:04,428
What's wrong?

756
00:46:05,971 --> 00:46:09,725
I kissed this girl who's been
sending me, like, super mixed messages

757
00:46:09,808 --> 00:46:13,312
only to find out she's not gay,
which sucks, and I'll never find love.

758
00:46:13,395 --> 00:46:16,315
What's more messed up
is she's acting like nothing happened,

759
00:46:16,398 --> 00:46:18,901
which is worse,
because something definitely did happen.

760
00:46:18,984 --> 00:46:21,028
So I feel insane. So it sucked.

761
00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:23,155
But… I don't know,

762
00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:25,282
bouncy house was kinda fun.

763
00:46:28,243 --> 00:46:30,120
Hey, it's her loss.

764
00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:32,121
You're hot.

765
00:46:33,123 --> 00:46:35,626
Maybe next time,
you just need to kiss someone

766
00:46:35,709 --> 00:46:37,252
that wants to kiss you back.

767
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:51,600
Oh my God. We're going.

768
00:46:53,435 --> 00:46:56,063
Gin Gin. Whoa. Dying. I'm deceased.

769
00:46:56,146 --> 00:46:58,607
Samantha is crying in chem now.
Please be crying.

770
00:46:58,690 --> 00:47:00,567
Ginny, you're so photogenic.

771
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,360
I know.

772
00:47:02,402 --> 00:47:03,487
Aren't we so cute?

773
00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:08,784
♪ It's the liars and the cheats ♪

774
00:47:08,867 --> 00:47:11,453
♪ Driving from the back seat… ♪

775
00:47:11,537 --> 00:47:13,121
A problem-free place.

776
00:47:15,374 --> 00:47:19,336
♪ And let you down, down down… ♪

777
00:47:21,171 --> 00:47:23,215
But everywhere has problems.

778
00:47:27,761 --> 00:47:30,556
It's not that Georgia
doesn't believe in dreams.

779
00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:36,603
She just thinks they're useless
unless you force them into reality.

780
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:38,939
♪ Sometimes, people suck ♪

781
00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:41,900
♪ I know it's already been a minute… ♪

782
00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:47,739
What if all your dreams come true,
and it's still not enough?

783
00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:55,539
♪ Desire ♪

784
00:47:56,206 --> 00:47:58,208
♪ Like fire ♪

785
00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:02,796
♪ I can't deny ♪

786
00:48:04,131 --> 00:48:06,300
♪ I'm feeling ♪

787
00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:09,052
♪ That feeling ♪

788
00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:13,557
♪ When she goes by ♪

789
00:48:14,141 --> 00:48:18,812
♪ I've been locked in here for a while ♪

790
00:48:19,396 --> 00:48:24,026
♪ And I just wanna talk ♪

791
00:48:24,109 --> 00:48:30,073
♪ Oh, I know I'll do in time ♪

792
00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:35,495
♪ And I know I've done a crime ♪

793
00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:36,997
♪ Frankly ♪

794
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:43,795
♪ I've got nothing else to lose ♪