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(grunts)

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(clothes flapping)

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BOTH: (moaning)

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(background noise overlapping)

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(whistles)

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NEIGHBOR: (moaning)

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(yawns)

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(mattress creaks)

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(chill electronic music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(upbeat music)

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My good sirs,
thank you for joining me here.

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This is our apartment.

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Well, thank you
for inviting me.

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KEVIN: You asked to come over.

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Mmm.

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Do either of you know
what this is?

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‐Paper.
‐Yeah, paper.

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Paper.
From the DMV.

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(gasps)
No!

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And I'm supposed to fill
it out and get a new ID card.

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But it's super long,
and I don't want to.

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Let's throw it
in the trash.

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Tanya, there's only
three lines to fill out.

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Easy peasy.

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Kevin, there is nothing

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"peasy" about this.

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You want to know
what's really at stake?

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‐Lives?
‐This.

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‐Whoa.
‐TANYA: My old ID.

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Ooh, Tanya, you look
cool as hell there.

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How are you wearing
sunglasses?

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Isn't that illegal?

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It's not
about how cool I look,

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or what laws I broke.

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Check out the address.

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123 Street Street.
That's your old street!

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Old Street Street.

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We had good times
at that place.

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And when I look
at this ID,

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I remember those times.

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It's like a little time machine
in my pocket.

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Now, Tanya,
that's a beautiful concept,

44
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but this ID's been expired
for weeks.

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Is that why you
keep asking me to buy you beer?

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I'm getting a new ID,
I am.

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But I want to procrastinate
for as long as possible,

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because I hate it.
And that's why I'm here!

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I need distractions.

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Well, if you're gonna
procrastinate,

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let's at least do
something fun.

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No.
True procrastination

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requires the appearance
of work.

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Cleaning a room,
organizing a desk.

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Ah!
I've got it!

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Come on, meeting adjourned.

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Can he adjourn
your meeting?

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We're going off‐book
on this one.

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Mm.
This is how institutions erode.

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(electronic music)

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I didn't know you guys
had a backyard.

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ERNESTO: Yeah, our landlord
said it's dangerous,

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but I say with a little work,

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this could be
our own secret paradise.

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Huh.
I can totally see it.

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We clear out the bushes,
ooh, we put up some lights.

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Pretty soon, we've got a place
to make new memories, right?

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And this would easily take up
my whole weekend.

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It'll be like my DMV paperwork
doesn't even exist!

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Let's get started!

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Okay, I guess
I'll help, too,

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but only because I love
making memories.

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I call it new nostalgia.

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(upbeat music)

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Huh. Lot bigger
on the inside.

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All right,
let's go that way.

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Why don't we just start
here?

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I've already got
a pile going.

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Hmm, doesn't feel
like the right place.

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Tanya, are you
procrastinating

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your procrastination now?

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Because that's twice as bad.
Maybe even three times!

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Heck, maybe even four!

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(groans)
Kevin, we get it.

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You're good at math.

86
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But let's follow Tanya.
This was her idea.

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No, this was your idea.

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Wait, you never sent
that email, did you?

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(scoffs)
What?

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What email?

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Oh, Ernesto was supposed
to email

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his college friend,
Pietro,

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that he can't make it
to his wedding.

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But Ernesto's been putting it
off for weeks.

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Almost like some kind of
procrastination?

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Wait, why don't you want
to go to Pietro's wedding?

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I thought he played keyboards?

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He's sick at keyboards.

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But I don't know
any of his friends now.

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And I'd have to go alone.
What if they don't like me?

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What if they like me too much
and it gets weird?

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It's just a lot of pressure.

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But saying no,
that's also pressure.

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It is a high‐pressure
situation,

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like my ID card in many ways.

106
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Yeah, and what
if wandering

107
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around this improbable forest
isn't the answer?

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Are we making things
worse for ourselves?

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Hmm.
Kev, you've sort of been

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the voice of reason today.

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‐KEVIN: (chuckling)
‐Kev? Kev!

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Whoo!
(laughter)

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What?
There's like a million flowers!

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And they're all different,
beautiful colors.

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We should live here!

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Hey, Kev!
Come on!

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(ominous music)

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(chill electronic music)

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(chill electronic music)

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‐Swan Boy.
‐(guitar music)

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Oh, man, yeah, I'm telling you,
this is how people

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in the olden days
used to get off.

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I'm sorry,
what olden days?

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What am I, a fucking historian?

125
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Hey, isn't that your‐‐

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A 1980
Plymouth Reliant

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caused massive delays
when its driver

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"Had to teach
a bee a lesson."

129
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So, the bee got in my car,

130
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and I started driving
real slow

131
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to let it know
I'm not just handing out

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free rides over here.

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Ass, gas, or grass.
Nobody rides for free.

134
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Now obviously this bee
has no gas or grass,

135
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but then I got to thinking,
ass?

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Ah!
My uncle's in town.

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Wasn't supposed
to be like this.

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I thought he was managing
a tropical‐themed restaurant

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in Myrtle Beach.

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That's supposed
to be time‐consuming.

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That's a lot of ambiance
to manage.

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I thought you loved your uncle.

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Oh, sure.
When I was a kid, he was great.

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Fun, irresponsible,

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undiagnosed.

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He was the original Swan Boy.

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Well, what changed?

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You know how
when you try to make plans

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with me for more than
12 hours in the future,

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I black out?

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You black out a lot.

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If I can't handle
looking down the barrel

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of 12 hours into my future,

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I sure as shit can't handle
30 years.

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Relax, you'll probably
be dead in 30 years.

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Don't try to comfort me.

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I've just gotta do
the responsible thing.

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Make plans with him
and then bail.

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Ah, shit!
I forgot to bail.

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Well, it's good
to see you, Swan Boy.

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It's been too long.

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I know
what you're probably thinking.

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"What's a cool guy
like my Uncle Herman

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doing in a dump like this?"

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Well, I'll tell you
the short version.

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I'm in town for
my 40th high school reunion.

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Okay, that seems
like not really any of my‐‐

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Fine, twist my arm.

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I'll tell you
the medium version.

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I had to leave
Myrtle Beach

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because there's a hit
out on me.

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Okay, well,
that doesn't concern‐‐

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Oh, you drive a hard bargain.

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The long version it is.

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I'm turning my life around
and starting fresh.

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And it begins tonight,

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by finding
the love of my life

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at my high school reunion.

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That's why I need
you to pose as my son

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so that nobody
from my class

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will know
that I'm a virgin.

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Which I am a big one.

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And I need you to keep
the secret of my virginity

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under wraps!

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Ew, no way.

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I'm not gonna help you
with your dick problems.

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Ah, you're probably right.

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Just a sad old man

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trying to impress
friends he never had.

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And for what?

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To fill the void
a life of irresponsibility

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and recklessness
has left in me?

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A sad end
to a sad life.

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Fine, I'll help you.

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Oh! You mean it?

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Swan Boy, I could kiss you.

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‐Don't!
‐Oh, what a relief.

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I don't know how.

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I'm a virgin,
I tell you!

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Don't tell anyone!

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(yelling)
I'm a virgin!

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(electronic music)

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Now remember,
you're my son, Herman Jr.,

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and you fell asleep
under a tall oak tree

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20 years ago,
and now you're older than me.

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That way I get to be
the sexy one.

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Now go mingle,
and don't blow this for me.

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This is my big chance
to turn my life around.

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So, as you can imagine,
I've got the runs.

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Jane!
Where did the years go?

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You know, I've been having
so much sex

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they had to call in the doctor
to give me a stern warning.

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(laughs)

214
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Hey, who ordered
the tropical hit men?

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Shaka.

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Nice one.
Aw, thank you.

217
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Wait, no, not nice.

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(gasps)
Ah, shit.

219
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Hey, I was
about to score.

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Herman, you remember

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how there's a hit
out on you?

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Rings a bell.

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The hit men found you!

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Rats, I was hoping
they wouldn't do that.

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You gotta
get out of here, man.

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No, Swan Boy,
I don't think I will.

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I'm going on stage.

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What?
Wait, why?

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Because I'm tired
of running.

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Excuse me.

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00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:08,587
Look, it's
Herman Dandolos.

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That's right.
I'm Herman Dandolos.

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And I am a virgin!

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ALL: (exclaim)

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Oh, my God.

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And, I have
10 gallons of C‐4

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strapped to my body.

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‐(gasps)
‐That's right.

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I'm actually a thin man.

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It's the explosive chemicals
tricking your eyes.

241
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Now, if those two sharks
over there

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take one step closer,
I'll shake my trim frame

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and we'll all be blown
to kingdom come!

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Just like Mount St. Helens!

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Seniors '80!

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(gulps)

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Good.
Now I can admit

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I didn't have
any C‐4 on me.

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It was all a ruse.
(groaning)

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Oh, you're pinching me!

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Ooh, you're turning
my penis into an innie!

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Ah!

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(sirens wail)

254
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Well, looks like
I'm going away for a while.

255
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Apparently you're not
supposed to do that.

256
00:09:00,858 --> 00:09:02,461
Yeah, well, at least you didn't
get murdered.

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You're right.

258
00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:04,866
Nothing solves a problem

259
00:09:04,933 --> 00:09:06,837
like creating
a bigger problem.

260
00:09:06,903 --> 00:09:10,009
Like global warming.
Just make it hotter!

261
00:09:10,076 --> 00:09:11,212
You're right!

262
00:09:11,278 --> 00:09:14,151
I don't have to worry
about getting old

263
00:09:14,218 --> 00:09:16,355
as long as I keep living
like an idiot.

264
00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:19,461
(siren wails)

265
00:09:19,529 --> 00:09:21,065
Swan Boy
and Herman Dandolos

266
00:09:21,132 --> 00:09:22,869
are still at large
and are considered

267
00:09:22,935 --> 00:09:25,073
the lowest possible priority.

268
00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:27,678
If you have any information
about their whereabouts,

269
00:09:27,745 --> 00:09:29,682
maybe try to handle
this one yourself.

270
00:09:29,749 --> 00:09:31,620
For instance, if you see them
on the road,

271
00:09:31,686 --> 00:09:33,222
try to crash into them.

272
00:09:33,289 --> 00:09:35,528
I don't know,
get creative with it.

273
00:09:35,594 --> 00:09:38,801
You're the master
of your own mystery.

274
00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:44,646
(electric bass music)

275
00:09:44,712 --> 00:09:48,987
♪♪ ♪♪

276
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,660
Let's do this!

277
00:09:51,726 --> 00:09:54,732
(majestic music builds)

278
00:10:03,282 --> 00:10:06,188
(ominous music)

279
00:10:07,457 --> 00:10:09,461
‐What the fuck?
‐TANYA: Ernesto!

280
00:10:09,529 --> 00:10:11,533
Can you get through this?

281
00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:15,039
(grunts)
Whoa.

282
00:10:15,106 --> 00:10:17,979
(whistling)

283
00:10:18,045 --> 00:10:19,114
TANYA: Ooh.

284
00:10:19,181 --> 00:10:20,383
KEVIN: Man.

285
00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:21,786
ALL: Whoa!

286
00:10:21,853 --> 00:10:24,358
(dark music)

287
00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:25,661
(snoring)

288
00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:28,232
Uh, who's that?

289
00:10:28,299 --> 00:10:29,201
(phone ringing)

290
00:10:29,268 --> 00:10:30,236
Oh, uh‐‐

291
00:10:30,303 --> 00:10:32,474
(stammers)

292
00:10:32,542 --> 00:10:34,746
Uh, spam call.

293
00:10:35,514 --> 00:10:38,887
(grunting)

294
00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:41,258
(deep roar)

295
00:10:44,566 --> 00:10:46,302
Just stretching.
What time is it?

296
00:10:46,368 --> 00:10:48,507
It is 2:30.

297
00:10:48,574 --> 00:10:50,143
I slept
for 300 years?

298
00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:51,045
Impressive.

299
00:10:51,111 --> 00:10:52,748
My alarm didn't go off,
I guess.

300
00:10:52,815 --> 00:10:54,552
No worries.
Time to get up.

301
00:10:54,619 --> 00:10:55,688
Who are you?

302
00:10:55,754 --> 00:10:56,857
I'm Tanya, and these are
my bros,

303
00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:57,859
‐Ernesto...
‐Hey.

304
00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:58,927
‐And Kevin.
‐Hey!

305
00:10:58,994 --> 00:11:00,263
What up?

306
00:11:00,330 --> 00:11:02,635
I am the guardian of the forest
of the backyard,

307
00:11:02,702 --> 00:11:04,906
one of an ancient order
of mythical beings

308
00:11:04,973 --> 00:11:07,244
tasked with protecting
places of natural power.

309
00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:08,379
Whoo!

310
00:11:08,446 --> 00:11:09,516
We're in a band.

311
00:11:09,582 --> 00:11:10,751
Hey!
Did you know there's a bunch

312
00:11:10,818 --> 00:11:12,454
of creepy‐ass vines
all over the place?

313
00:11:12,522 --> 00:11:14,358
Yeah.
Invasive species.

314
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:15,661
I gotta take care of that.

315
00:11:15,728 --> 00:11:17,598
And also some kind
of lost civilization?

316
00:11:17,665 --> 00:11:19,569
GUARDIAN: Aww, they're lost?

317
00:11:19,636 --> 00:11:20,804
Damn.

318
00:11:20,871 --> 00:11:22,642
They were doing fine
the last time I checked.

319
00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:24,211
I should really take
a look at that,

320
00:11:24,278 --> 00:11:25,179
do a little yardwork.

321
00:11:25,246 --> 00:11:26,816
We can help.
We brought tools.

322
00:11:26,883 --> 00:11:28,654
GUARDIAN: Wow.
You brought tools.

323
00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,056
And little hats.

324
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,360
You all look great.
I have trimmers over there.

325
00:11:32,427 --> 00:11:34,031
Hmm.
But they're all rusty,

326
00:11:34,097 --> 00:11:36,135
so I probably need
to oil those.

327
00:11:36,202 --> 00:11:38,740
(groans)
That takes so long, though.

328
00:11:38,807 --> 00:11:40,544
You guys want
a cup of tea first?

329
00:11:40,611 --> 00:11:41,947
‐Yes, please!
‐Yes, please!

330
00:11:42,013 --> 00:11:43,817
Wait, are we all
procrastinating now?

331
00:11:43,884 --> 00:11:46,790
Ernesto, my little honey,

332
00:11:46,856 --> 00:11:49,361
I am magically bound
to my duties.

333
00:11:49,428 --> 00:11:51,165
I literally can't not do them.

334
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:54,238
I just don't feel like doing
them at this current time.

335
00:11:54,304 --> 00:11:56,710
Now I'm guessing
you're an herbal tea guy.

336
00:11:56,776 --> 00:11:57,812
I am!

337
00:11:57,878 --> 00:11:59,181
Then you're gonna love
this shit.

338
00:11:59,248 --> 00:12:01,720
My friend Shohorizad
hooks me up.

339
00:12:01,786 --> 00:12:02,688
He's an actual wizard.

340
00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:03,790
ALL: Mmm.

341
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:06,630
(electronic music)

342
00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:09,368
And then the Order
left me here,

343
00:12:09,434 --> 00:12:11,907
and they were like,
"Take care of the forest."

344
00:12:11,973 --> 00:12:12,942
Where do I even start?

345
00:12:13,009 --> 00:12:14,378
Pfft.
That's bullshit.

346
00:12:14,444 --> 00:12:15,614
GUARDIAN: Yeah!
Bullshit.

347
00:12:15,681 --> 00:12:16,983
And very stressful.

348
00:12:17,050 --> 00:12:18,520
But you know what?
Hearing that you two

349
00:12:18,587 --> 00:12:21,258
are also procrastinating
weirdly makes me feel better

350
00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:22,460
about all this.

351
00:12:22,528 --> 00:12:24,532
We're like the little team
that doesn't do anything.

352
00:12:24,599 --> 00:12:26,302
‐Aww.
‐(tea cups clinking)

353
00:12:26,368 --> 00:12:28,039
And why start now, huh?

354
00:12:28,105 --> 00:12:29,876
You know, sometimes
I even think

355
00:12:29,943 --> 00:12:31,780
the invasive vines
are a good thing.

356
00:12:31,846 --> 00:12:33,082
They're nature too, right,

357
00:12:33,149 --> 00:12:35,253
even if they're blighted
by unknown magics?

358
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:36,990
(phone ringing)

359
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,729
Shohorizad!
Yo, dude.

360
00:12:39,796 --> 00:12:41,499
Uh‐huh, uh‐huh, yeah.

361
00:12:41,566 --> 00:12:43,604
300 years.
Can you believe it?

362
00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:45,006
I know.

363
00:12:45,073 --> 00:12:47,778
The dwellers of Orlath
are all dead, apparently.

364
00:12:47,845 --> 00:12:49,916
Hey, guys,
were those vines there before?

365
00:12:49,983 --> 00:12:53,055
No.
And where's the flower tunnel?

366
00:12:53,122 --> 00:12:54,626
Okay, we need
to get to work now.

367
00:12:54,692 --> 00:12:55,928
No more procrastination.

368
00:12:55,995 --> 00:12:57,665
And I'm gonna draft an email
to Pietro

369
00:12:57,732 --> 00:12:58,600
in my head
while we work.

370
00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:00,370
Ugh, fine.

371
00:13:00,436 --> 00:13:02,440
(upbeat music)

372
00:13:03,275 --> 00:13:04,411
ALL: (gasp)

373
00:13:04,478 --> 00:13:05,881
My pruners!

374
00:13:05,948 --> 00:13:08,219
Hey, hey, hey.
What the fuck is going on?

375
00:13:08,285 --> 00:13:10,423
Don't worry about your tools.
That's just a‐‐

376
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,495
little offering to the forest.
Just chill.

377
00:13:12,561 --> 00:13:13,630
Sit down.
Yeah.

378
00:13:13,697 --> 00:13:15,066
N‐‐no.
We need to get to work.

379
00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:17,437
There's a bunch of vines
that are just overgrowing‐‐

380
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,041
Just chill.
Okay?

381
00:13:19,107 --> 00:13:21,813
Check this shit out.
(speaking unknown language)

382
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,850
‐Uh...
‐Hi, handsome.

383
00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:27,090
(ominous music)

384
00:13:27,157 --> 00:13:28,994
Whoa.
Three new friends.

385
00:13:29,061 --> 00:13:31,499
I'll get more tea going.

386
00:13:31,566 --> 00:13:33,570
(chill electronic music)

387
00:13:37,143 --> 00:13:40,116
(chill electronic music)

388
00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:45,460
Hi.
Welcome to Words with Ike.

389
00:13:45,527 --> 00:13:49,101
Today's word is "dawn."

390
00:13:50,604 --> 00:13:51,973
Its definition...

391
00:13:57,551 --> 00:14:00,123
But here's the thing
about "dawn."

392
00:14:00,189 --> 00:14:03,262
There's another definition too.

393
00:14:11,946 --> 00:14:13,717
I'd like to think

394
00:14:13,784 --> 00:14:16,589
that's what we're trying
to do here

395
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,894
on Words with Ike.

396
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:23,537
Word by word, we usher in
a new dawn.

397
00:14:23,603 --> 00:14:27,277
And once all the people,

398
00:14:27,343 --> 00:14:29,916
in all the nations
of the Earth,

399
00:14:29,982 --> 00:14:33,155
learn those words,
and realize

400
00:14:33,222 --> 00:14:35,059
we're on the same page

401
00:14:35,126 --> 00:14:37,163
when it comes
to living life,

402
00:14:37,230 --> 00:14:40,704
and on that page
it says one thing‐‐

403
00:14:40,771 --> 00:14:45,313
"We want to just get along
and get along good, too."

404
00:14:46,616 --> 00:14:50,490
I'm reminded of these words
from the ancients,

405
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:55,734
that, uh, "It's always darkest
right before the dawn."

406
00:14:55,801 --> 00:14:59,341
Yeah, I'll give you that.

407
00:14:59,408 --> 00:15:02,982
But here's another thing, too,
about dawn,

408
00:15:03,048 --> 00:15:05,086
is that after dawn,

409
00:15:05,153 --> 00:15:07,625
things get
pretty damn bright,

410
00:15:07,691 --> 00:15:10,798
and damn fast too.

411
00:15:10,864 --> 00:15:12,167
I've been Ike,

412
00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:14,572
you've been fantastic,

413
00:15:14,639 --> 00:15:19,147
and these have been words.

414
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:25,894
(rock music)

415
00:15:25,961 --> 00:15:29,602
♪♪ ♪♪

416
00:15:30,771 --> 00:15:33,944
(gurgling)

417
00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:37,918
(calm music)

418
00:15:37,985 --> 00:15:38,920
(hawk shrieks)

419
00:15:38,987 --> 00:15:40,791
(gasping)

420
00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:43,395
(chill music)

421
00:15:43,462 --> 00:15:48,439
♪♪ ♪♪

422
00:15:52,213 --> 00:15:54,519
No way.
This is out of control.

423
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,994
Even though I know
how to fix the air conditioner,

424
00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:00,396
it's still not fixed.

425
00:16:00,463 --> 00:16:01,666
I'm pretty sure I need
a new this.

426
00:16:03,335 --> 00:16:04,806
Why are you doing that?
It's cold out.

427
00:16:04,872 --> 00:16:06,175
It's gonna get hot eventually.

428
00:16:07,143 --> 00:16:09,715
Oh!
You could buy at a store.

429
00:16:09,782 --> 00:16:11,451
BIT: Or we could buy online.

430
00:16:11,519 --> 00:16:13,122
Fast, cheap, easy,
secure payment.

431
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,826
But come on,
we could support the community.

432
00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:17,163
Or we can support ecommerce
and the tech industry.

433
00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:18,967
Please, come on.
It'd be so fun

434
00:16:19,034 --> 00:16:20,136
to go and meet people.

435
00:16:20,203 --> 00:16:21,438
We already know each other.

436
00:16:21,506 --> 00:16:23,075
Why do we need to meet
more people?

437
00:16:23,142 --> 00:16:24,846
JAMES:
Because you don't show me off.

438
00:16:25,379 --> 00:16:27,317
BIT: Doesn't mean
I don't appreciate you.

439
00:16:27,383 --> 00:16:29,421
I'm just trying to be
productive and proactive.

440
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:33,663
Please?
Pretty please?

441
00:16:37,103 --> 00:16:39,140
Okay, fine.
We can go.

442
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,644
But you're wrong.

443
00:16:40,711 --> 00:16:42,013
Are you‐‐
(chuckles)

444
00:16:42,715 --> 00:16:45,721
(eerie music)

445
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:50,564
♪♪ ♪♪

446
00:16:53,803 --> 00:16:55,641
Chased that big old Rottweiler,

447
00:16:55,707 --> 00:16:56,843
150 pounds, up the tree.

448
00:16:56,910 --> 00:16:57,978
(bell dings)

449
00:16:58,045 --> 00:17:00,182
I've never seen
anything like it.

450
00:17:00,249 --> 00:17:02,855
Howdy.
So sorry to interrupt,

451
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:06,763
but we were wondering
if you happen to carry these...

452
00:17:06,829 --> 00:17:08,833
at your local store.

453
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:09,769
It's broken.

454
00:17:09,835 --> 00:17:12,073
Oh, one of those.

455
00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:13,510
I should have one,

456
00:17:13,577 --> 00:17:14,979
but Kilgore hasn't delivered
it yet.

457
00:17:15,046 --> 00:17:16,248
Oh, Kilgore.

458
00:17:16,315 --> 00:17:17,918
Is that
the local delivery service?

459
00:17:17,985 --> 00:17:19,922
No, it's just a guy.

460
00:17:19,989 --> 00:17:22,026
So, you don't have
the part?

461
00:17:22,093 --> 00:17:23,128
We're locals.

462
00:17:23,195 --> 00:17:24,665
We just moved here.

463
00:17:24,732 --> 00:17:26,235
Didn't you fellas hear?

464
00:17:26,301 --> 00:17:29,007
Kilgore hasn't left
his house

465
00:17:29,074 --> 00:17:30,443
ever since
his prized fruit trees

466
00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:32,080
stopped producing peaches.

467
00:17:32,146 --> 00:17:33,984
If you brought him a peach,

468
00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:35,887
I bet he'd give you
the part.

469
00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:37,290
Hmm.

470
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:40,229
'Course, the only
living peach tree in town

471
00:17:40,296 --> 00:17:42,601
belongs to little old
Mr. Smudge.

472
00:17:42,668 --> 00:17:44,471
It growed so tall,

473
00:17:44,538 --> 00:17:46,041
he can't reach
the dang peaches.

474
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,845
(laughs)

475
00:17:47,912 --> 00:17:49,147
Hey, well,

476
00:17:49,214 --> 00:17:51,051
how about I buy a ladder
for a neighbor?

477
00:17:51,118 --> 00:17:52,721
Okay.

478
00:17:52,788 --> 00:17:54,124
(typing on phone)

479
00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:56,194
Problem is,
I sold my only ladder

480
00:17:56,261 --> 00:17:58,900
to Mrs. Pumpas last week.

481
00:17:58,967 --> 00:17:59,902
(sighs)

482
00:17:59,969 --> 00:18:01,038
But she passed on.

483
00:18:01,104 --> 00:18:03,643
She died like crazy!

484
00:18:04,645 --> 00:18:06,315
BAG: (laughs)
That's right.

485
00:18:06,381 --> 00:18:07,885
She died like crazy

486
00:18:07,952 --> 00:18:09,522
and was buried
with the ladder.

487
00:18:10,691 --> 00:18:11,391
(phone trills)

488
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,661
Oh, whoa.
Okay.

489
00:18:12,728 --> 00:18:13,697
The part will be delivered
to our house.

490
00:18:14,665 --> 00:18:16,201
Have fun not buying things
in here.

491
00:18:16,268 --> 00:18:18,105
I hope I never see
you guys again.

492
00:18:18,172 --> 00:18:19,407
(bell dings)

493
00:18:21,478 --> 00:18:25,219
So...

494
00:18:25,286 --> 00:18:26,789
we're gonna dig up
Mrs. Pumpas?

495
00:18:28,493 --> 00:18:29,729
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.

496
00:18:29,795 --> 00:18:31,833
(energetic music)

497
00:18:39,682 --> 00:18:42,387
People.
Who needs 'em, right?

498
00:18:44,692 --> 00:18:45,827
(phone trills)

499
00:18:47,463 --> 00:18:49,835
(mumbling indistinctly)

500
00:18:51,405 --> 00:18:54,879
Uh, yes‐‐yes I‐‐yes I‐‐
yes I do!

501
00:18:54,945 --> 00:18:56,248
Yes I do.

502
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,789
Yes I do.
Yes I do.

503
00:19:02,695 --> 00:19:03,697
(phone trills)

504
00:19:10,242 --> 00:19:13,215
(drone buzzing)

505
00:19:18,493 --> 00:19:19,829
(grunts)

506
00:19:19,895 --> 00:19:21,632
All right, fellas.
I like what we're doing here.

507
00:19:21,699 --> 00:19:22,735
But remind me,
why do we need

508
00:19:22,801 --> 00:19:24,538
to bring an old bell
to the lighthouse

509
00:19:24,605 --> 00:19:26,074
if we already have the key
to the laboratory?

510
00:19:26,141 --> 00:19:29,147
The lighthouse needs
the bell to go ding‐dong

511
00:19:29,214 --> 00:19:30,349
for all to hear.

512
00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:31,251
JAMES: Right, right, right.

513
00:19:31,318 --> 00:19:32,420
So, Tractor Man,

514
00:19:32,487 --> 00:19:33,757
you're gonna ram
the schoolyard gate

515
00:19:33,823 --> 00:19:35,494
when you hear
the bell go ding‐dong?

516
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,765
No, I'm not going
to the schoolyard.

517
00:19:37,831 --> 00:19:39,635
I'm going with Narton
to the docks.

518
00:19:39,702 --> 00:19:40,937
I thought Narton
was stealing

519
00:19:41,004 --> 00:19:41,906
the mayor's fountain pen.

520
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,075
We told you,

521
00:19:43,142 --> 00:19:44,779
I'm not going to the docks
with you.

522
00:19:44,845 --> 00:19:47,283
You always want to be thrown
to the warm, warm, water.

523
00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:48,318
Sick of trying

524
00:19:48,385 --> 00:19:49,755
to make you like me, Narton.

525
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:50,957
Accept me as I am.

526
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,427
I have a rich inner life.

527
00:19:52,494 --> 00:19:54,765
Eat shit, Tractor Man.

528
00:19:54,832 --> 00:19:57,738
(drone buzzing)

529
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,246
BIT: No, no more!
(speaking indistinctly)

530
00:20:03,348 --> 00:20:05,352
You said one beggar,
but five?

531
00:20:05,419 --> 00:20:06,622
The hammer was
this size.

532
00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:08,125
It's always one size.
One size...

533
00:20:08,192 --> 00:20:09,795
Come on, guys.
Come on, people.

534
00:20:09,862 --> 00:20:11,599
People, hey,
we don't need to do this.

535
00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:12,901
‐Hey.
‐You keep inviting me

536
00:20:12,968 --> 00:20:14,270
to ride on your tractor.

537
00:20:14,337 --> 00:20:16,308
What happened
to brotherly love?

538
00:20:16,374 --> 00:20:18,680
(people arguing)

539
00:20:18,747 --> 00:20:21,652
Remember the unifying words
of Mrs. Plumpas.

540
00:20:25,326 --> 00:20:26,796
‐(drone buzzing)
‐Ow!

541
00:20:26,863 --> 00:20:29,668
Ow, stop it!

542
00:20:29,735 --> 00:20:32,473
Ow.
Get out!

543
00:20:38,051 --> 00:20:39,622
You should have helped.

544
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:41,826
(bell dings)

545
00:20:41,893 --> 00:20:43,262
My delivery has arri‐‐

546
00:20:43,328 --> 00:20:44,799
(drone buzzing)

547
00:20:49,007 --> 00:20:51,512
Ah!

548
00:20:51,579 --> 00:20:53,048
ALL: Ah!

549
00:20:53,115 --> 00:20:54,819
Ah!

550
00:20:54,885 --> 00:20:55,921
(screams)

551
00:20:58,092 --> 00:21:00,964
(chill music)

552
00:21:06,174 --> 00:21:08,813
Uh, I agreed
to dig up a body.

553
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,650
That's great.

554
00:21:19,935 --> 00:21:22,841
(rhythmic music)

555
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:29,320
Hey, that stuff with your ID?

556
00:21:29,387 --> 00:21:30,857
Don't even worry about it.

557
00:21:30,924 --> 00:21:32,360
Really?

558
00:21:32,426 --> 00:21:34,732
If you never do it,
then you never have to.

559
00:21:34,799 --> 00:21:35,901
It's logic.

560
00:21:35,967 --> 00:21:37,571
It is a kind of logic!

561
00:21:37,638 --> 00:21:40,075
Oh, it's fine
to reply to an email

562
00:21:40,142 --> 00:21:41,512
seven weeks later.

563
00:21:41,579 --> 00:21:43,616
It actually makes
you seem cooler.

564
00:21:43,683 --> 00:21:46,354
You're right,
I have been feeling cooler.

565
00:21:46,421 --> 00:21:48,726
Flowers are just
little trees.

566
00:21:48,793 --> 00:21:49,829
I knew it!

567
00:21:49,895 --> 00:21:51,097
And trees?

568
00:21:51,164 --> 00:21:52,868
They're just big flowers.

569
00:21:52,935 --> 00:21:55,807
You're answering
so many questions for me.

570
00:21:55,874 --> 00:21:56,742
Ah.

571
00:21:56,809 --> 00:21:58,412
You know,
I'm glad we all decided

572
00:21:58,478 --> 00:21:59,782
to keep doing nothing.

573
00:21:59,849 --> 00:22:00,884
Am I right, team?

574
00:22:00,951 --> 00:22:02,420
We've got time.

575
00:22:02,486 --> 00:22:06,762
We've got eternities.

576
00:22:06,829 --> 00:22:08,566
Wait, eternities?

577
00:22:08,633 --> 00:22:11,037
But my DMV paperwork is due
on Monday.

578
00:22:11,104 --> 00:22:13,743
Argh! No!
We have time.

579
00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:16,749
(grunts)
I've been sitting on that email

580
00:22:16,816 --> 00:22:18,051
for seven weeks.

581
00:22:18,118 --> 00:22:19,220
That's almost two months!

582
00:22:19,287 --> 00:22:20,924
That's 2/12 of a year!

583
00:22:20,991 --> 00:22:23,395
1/6 if you reduce
the fraction.

584
00:22:23,462 --> 00:22:25,232
Pietro's gonna be upset.

585
00:22:25,299 --> 00:22:27,203
What if he writes
a sad keyboard song?

586
00:22:27,270 --> 00:22:28,405
I can't do that
to a friend!

587
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,075
Ugh.
Stop!

588
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:33,048
Why are you stressing
yourselves out like this?

589
00:22:33,115 --> 00:22:36,054
You're ruining my vibe!

590
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,189
Battle formation.

591
00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:38,626
ALL: (grunt)

592
00:22:38,693 --> 00:22:40,196
Super glad we practiced
this battle formation.

593
00:22:40,262 --> 00:22:41,899
(yells)

594
00:22:41,966 --> 00:22:44,204
(indistinct moaning)

595
00:22:44,270 --> 00:22:47,376
(evil laughter)

596
00:22:47,443 --> 00:22:50,249
Uh, run!
Everybody fucking run!

597
00:22:50,316 --> 00:22:52,521
Ow! My leg!
Ah!

598
00:22:53,890 --> 00:22:56,094
Where do you think
you're going?

599
00:22:56,161 --> 00:22:57,396
Wait a second‐‐

600
00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:59,400
(dramatic music)

601
00:22:59,467 --> 00:23:01,004
(yelling)

602
00:23:01,071 --> 00:23:03,308
(guttural yell)

603
00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:05,981
(yells)

604
00:23:06,047 --> 00:23:08,418
BOTH: Whoa!

605
00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:11,424
‐(groans)
‐Come on!

606
00:23:11,492 --> 00:23:13,395
Hey!
Real mature.

607
00:23:13,462 --> 00:23:14,865
I have to get
a tetanus shot now.

608
00:23:14,932 --> 00:23:17,136
Like I've got the time
for that.

609
00:23:17,203 --> 00:23:18,305
Come on, let's go!

610
00:23:18,372 --> 00:23:20,342
(roars)

611
00:23:21,177 --> 00:23:25,085
Quick, get behind me.
Push me through it.

612
00:23:25,954 --> 00:23:27,156
(roaring)

613
00:23:27,223 --> 00:23:28,225
Look, Tanya, your ID!

614
00:23:28,292 --> 00:23:29,360
Leave it!

615
00:23:29,427 --> 00:23:30,597
But old Street Street!

616
00:23:30,664 --> 00:23:31,832
It's just a street, dude.

617
00:23:31,899 --> 00:23:33,001
Come on!

618
00:23:36,308 --> 00:23:37,544
(gasps)
Hmm.

619
00:23:37,611 --> 00:23:40,282
Damn, blighted magics.

620
00:23:40,349 --> 00:23:41,852
Oh, I hate vines.

621
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:43,990
(screams)

622
00:23:47,598 --> 00:23:50,537
(epic chase music)

623
00:23:50,604 --> 00:23:57,350
♪♪ ♪♪

624
00:23:57,416 --> 00:23:58,586
Go now!

625
00:23:58,653 --> 00:24:01,458
The spirit of Orlath
shall protect you.

626
00:24:04,498 --> 00:24:07,604
(rocks crashing)

627
00:24:09,340 --> 00:24:10,476
Okay.

628
00:24:10,543 --> 00:24:13,048
(electronic music)

629
00:24:14,283 --> 00:24:17,658
(clears throat)
Man, that went bad real fast.

630
00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,662
Well, I still had
a good time.

631
00:24:19,728 --> 00:24:21,031
Yeah, that was cool.

632
00:24:21,097 --> 00:24:22,834
Plus, Pietro's gonna love
this story.

633
00:24:22,901 --> 00:24:23,936
Wait, so you're going
to the wedding?

634
00:24:24,003 --> 00:24:25,205
I am.

635
00:24:25,272 --> 00:24:26,942
I think it was while we were
leaping across the ravine

636
00:24:27,009 --> 00:24:29,347
on the giant deer that I was
like, "Life is short."

637
00:24:29,414 --> 00:24:30,583
This kind of zany shit

638
00:24:30,650 --> 00:24:32,153
is what memories
are made of, right?

639
00:24:32,219 --> 00:24:33,523
Not ID cards.

640
00:24:33,589 --> 00:24:34,692
Hell yeah.

641
00:24:34,758 --> 00:24:36,161
Adventures forever.

642
00:24:36,227 --> 00:24:38,666
Oh, I'll go back
into that forest right now!

643
00:24:38,733 --> 00:24:40,402
Let's all go back
in that forest!

644
00:24:40,469 --> 00:24:41,739
ALL: Yeah!

645
00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:44,243
(distant roar)

646
00:24:44,310 --> 00:24:46,281
Actually, no.
No, no, no.

647
00:24:46,348 --> 00:24:47,316
You know what?
Let's just listen

648
00:24:47,383 --> 00:24:48,251
to music instead.

649
00:24:48,318 --> 00:24:49,555
Uh‐huh, I love music.

650
00:24:49,621 --> 00:24:51,191
That's an adventure
for our senses.

651
00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:54,163
(eerie electronic music)

652
00:24:57,169 --> 00:25:00,577
(pop music)

653
00:25:00,643 --> 00:25:05,754
♪♪ ♪♪

654
00:25:59,093 --> 00:26:01,264
‐(clear music)
‐CHORUS: ♪♪ Yes ♪♪