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(electronic music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(light music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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You guys have the coolest
new neighbors.

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‐(sighs) I know, right?
‐I could live here forever.

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Sapphire, Rainfall, thank you
for inviting us over.

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Of course, Tanya.

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Rainfall and I were pleased
to have you here.

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‐More kelp anyone?
‐No, thanks.

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I couldn't have another bite.

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I'm still finishing
my first kelp.

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Hey guys, it's almost 5:00.

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We got to go to Turt's
magic show.

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‐But I'm so at peace here.
‐Peace is magic.

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Oh, that is so true,
Rainfall.

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But we still got to bounce.

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Bye, Sapphire.
Bye, Rainfall.

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(sighs)

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(all screaming)

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‐Okay.
‐(all breathing heavily)

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See you tomorrow.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, you are not
coming into our house all wet.

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This place is fully carpeted.

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Well, I don't have
a clean towel.

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‐So go get one.
‐Cat, move.

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No, you move to the location
of a towel.

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Remember what Rainfall said‐‐
peace is magic.

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Kevin, did you
smoke weed again?

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No! Dry off first!

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We have a magic show
to get to!

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Peace is magic!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Please come in. Sit close.

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The things
you will see here tonight

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you will never see again.
(laughs)

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‐Behold, the blood...
‐TANYA: Ew.

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Uh...

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And the ear.

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Uh...

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Turt, you said
this was a magic show.

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Yeah, dark magic.

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‐Where did you get an ear?
‐Website.

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I'm still waiting to see
what the trick is here.

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Oh, you want to see a trick?

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Well, here we have,
a severed hand.

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No, uh‐uh.
No, no, no.

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I think I seriously misjudged
my interest in magic.

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I'm gonna head out.
Good night, folks.

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‐But you live here.
‐I said good night.

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Oh, man, I've never
had a walkout.

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Should I put this stuff away?

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Nah, let's see
where this goes.

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I paid for a show.

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(sighs)

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(electronic music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(groans)

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Tanya, did Kevin
come home last night?

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Huh.
I don't think so.

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What is that?

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(speaking gibberish)

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Uh, it's just that
ominous presence

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that Turt summoned up
in her magic show.

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It would not
shut up till 2:00 a. m.

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‐Turt.
‐What's up?

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Oh.

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Huh, that should've dissolved
in the mist by now.

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(laughing)

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Yeah, I'm gonna
have to Google this.

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Can we throw a sheet
over it or something?

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And done.
Is there more coffee?

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Yeah.

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What the hell is that?

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Ah.

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Huh?

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Ugh.

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Hey, Kevin.
Where were you?

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I was at Sapphire
and Rainfall's place.

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I guess I just
lost track of time.

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‐It is so peaceful there.
‐It is.

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It's like floating on a cloud
of dreams

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through an ethereal valley
cast upon the moon of time.

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That's exactly
what I was gonna say.

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I think I want to live
more like that,

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like, in a more
calming environment.

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It's calming here.
Look at us.

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Yeah, just woke up,
made coffee.

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It's a cozy morning.

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(shouting)

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‐Turt?
‐TURT: I'm looking it up!

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Turt's looking that up.

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I'm actually headed
right back to Sapphire

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and Rainfall's place,

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I just needed
to make a quesadilla.

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Great, well, now I guess
we're just giving the landlord

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the deposit now, is that right?

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Hey, uh, you guys want to come?
We can all hang out.

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No, it's cool,
Turt might need our help.

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You go,
enjoy the peacefulness.

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Okay, see you.

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Damn, he made
that quesadilla fast.

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Maybe I should foster a more
calming environment here.

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What are you, the boss
of the environment here?

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Cat, that is exactly the kind
of conflict

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that drives Kevin away,

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and we can't afford
to lose Kevin.

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He's the only calming presence
in the group.

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Without him, we'll inevitably
destroy ourselves.

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Eh, that's a little dramatic.

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Ernesto, who stopped you

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when you wanted to ride
your nephew's BMX bike

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into that empty pool?

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‐No one. I hurt myself badly.
‐But who tried to stop you?

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Kevin.

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That's right, Kevin.
Not me and not your nephew.

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All right, if Kevin wants to
live in a calming environment,

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then that's what
we'll give him.

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Now you're gonna want
to get your staff,

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and obviously I recommend
the nicest staff

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you can afford for this
and just repeat after me.

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BOTH:
Begone, to the unknown realm.

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WIZARD:
Into the void!

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TURT: Into the void!
Into the void!

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(eerie music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(laughs wickedly)

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Who's TV is this?
Uh, 'cause it's broken now.

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(electronic music)

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(electronic music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(mystical music)

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He's hot, right?

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I mean, you literally
can't see his face, Tam.

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Like, why does
he have a big owl head on?

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Oh, because he's a DJ.
It's his costume, obviously.

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We're gonna be
a perfect match.

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Yeah, no, I mean, I just hope

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that he isn't like the last guy
that you met online,

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'cause, like,
you have really bad luck.

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What are the chances that this
guy's also gonna be my dad?

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That literally
can't happen twice.

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‐(cell phone chimes)
‐Oh, my God.

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He's saying
to meet him in the woods.

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What is woods?

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‐Woods...like the woods.
‐What the hell is that?

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It's a collection of trees
and plants and other wildlife.

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Oh, my God,
like a secret rave spot.

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Amazing.
DJ Owlman, here I come.

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Oh, my God, I am so hot.

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(eerie music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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DJ Owlman?

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♪♪ ♪♪

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Um, hi.

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I'm, um, Dennis Jones Owlman.

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DJ Owlman, yeah.
It's such a hedonistic name.

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I'm massively
hedonistic myself.

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And accurate, because
I'm half owl, half man,

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and my name is Dennis Jones.

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Sorry, do you have
Wi‐Fi here?

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Actually, it doesn't matter,
I've got data.

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Refresh.

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Um, it says on your profile
that you like brunch?

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Oh, I love brunch
with the girls.

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My favorite brunch is probably
eggs and avo, no bread.

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‐What's your favorite egg?
‐Oh, well, interesting.

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‐I don't actually like eggs.
‐Okay. (chuckles)

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It's kind of the equivalent
of you eating a human baby,

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just because
I'm, well, half bird.

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You are so random, I love it.
Now, how about you DJ for me?

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Fuck, I came here to dance.

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‐What?
‐DJ, DJ. Music is hot.

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‐You want me to DJ?
‐Yeah, please.

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Um, okay.

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DJ song.

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Wow.
This is beats.

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Take your DJ headdress off,
I want to see your face.

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Oh, no, I can't.
That's my actual head.

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(laughs)
You make me laugh, DJ.

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And it's famously really hard
to make me laugh.

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‐Dance, please.
‐Okay, dancing.

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(giggles) This is, like, our
own Burning Man or something,

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where everyone dances naked

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and it's like,
I don't know, primal.

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(gasps)
Oh, my God, let's get primal.

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Or maybe we could just talk.

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I sometimes think no one
really talks anymore.

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Actually talks.

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We could talk about anything‐‐

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dreams, space,
our favorite colors.

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Mine is brown at the moment.

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We're all so distant,
aren't we?

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It's like when I'm flying
at night and the world is

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so far below me,

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and then I land,

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and that distance...

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is still there.

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Wow.
(chuckles)

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Is that the lyrics
to one of your tracks?

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That's really deep.

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I, like, love, like,
deep, dark, weird stuff.

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I'm actually
really weird myself.

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Like, I love water.
Like, just drinking water.

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Oh, my God,
I am so turned on right now.

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Let's get naked.
Let's get primal.

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Come on, you first.

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Okay...

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what's that?

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My willy.

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Why does it look like that?

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Because I'm half bird.

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I'm Owlman.

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This is really hard for me.
You should've told me.

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I did.
I told you a few times.

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Listen, your music is life,

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but your willy looks like
a long ribbon,

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and for me,
it's just a huge turn‐off.

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Ribbon, right.

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Bye, Dennis.

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Yeah, it's just like I'm never
going to find anyone, Cathleen.

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Just when I think
I've met the perfect guy,

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he turns out to have
the willy of a bird.

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And to make everything worse,
I had to get the bus

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because there were no cabs,

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which, of course,
is worse than death.

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And, oh, my God,
I am sat in front of that guy

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I went out with who turned out
to be a grub.

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It's so awkward.

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‐Well, you ghosted me, so...
‐Oh, my God.

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Hi, how's things?
How‐‐how's your wife?

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(electronic music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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Hmm, not for me.

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(upbeat music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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Oh, I got to get
my phone fixed.

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Can you just wait here
at the guitar store

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where you can't fuck
anything up?

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Oh, I'll show you.

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They'll be doing
a fucking documentary

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about what I get up to in here.

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(rock music playing)

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Swan‐‐Swan Boy,
now we're really talking.

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ARLO:
Jesus was already taken,

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so I suppose he had to settle
for rock and roll, you know?

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Music was, you have to admit,
pretty boring,

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and then Swan Boy shows up,

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and then it was just
like, wham!

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I mean, he was awful.
This is a joke, right?

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Who's funding this?
It can't be swan boy.

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NARRATOR: But I guess
to tell the whole story,

253
00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:31,673
you have to start
on that fateful day

254
00:10:31,740 --> 00:10:34,579
at the Giuliani Gardens Mall.

255
00:10:34,646 --> 00:10:35,714
Swan Boy, you wait here.

256
00:10:35,781 --> 00:10:38,587
I don't trust you,
and I have no vision.

257
00:10:38,654 --> 00:10:41,593
And the rest, as they say,
was history.

258
00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:45,634
You guys have any, um,
uh, uh, guitars?

259
00:10:45,701 --> 00:10:46,903
The thing you have
to understand

260
00:10:46,970 --> 00:10:48,439
is that at that time,

261
00:10:48,507 --> 00:10:50,878
everybody knew how to play,
so to come in

262
00:10:50,945 --> 00:10:54,686
and have no idea turned
the whole scene on its head.

263
00:10:54,752 --> 00:10:57,658
Okay, wait. Shit, fuck.
(stammers)

264
00:10:57,725 --> 00:11:00,764
Shit, I know this.
Okay, hold on.

265
00:11:00,831 --> 00:11:02,935
He basically drew a line
in sand.

266
00:11:03,002 --> 00:11:04,906
People who get it on one side,

267
00:11:04,973 --> 00:11:06,943
and everybody else
on the other.

268
00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:09,682
I mean, it was brother
against brother.

269
00:11:09,749 --> 00:11:11,385
But it wasn't
all about shock value,

270
00:11:11,452 --> 00:11:12,822
thumbing his nose

271
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:15,059
at the establishment
"punk rock" thing, you know?

272
00:11:15,126 --> 00:11:17,899
Under all that,
there was heart.

273
00:11:17,965 --> 00:11:20,270
Not afraid to be vulnerable.

274
00:11:20,336 --> 00:11:21,606
Ah, fuck! Ow!

275
00:11:21,673 --> 00:11:24,779
I mean, that guy
suffered for his art.

276
00:11:24,846 --> 00:11:26,583
The lad had this
lyrical edge, you know,

277
00:11:26,650 --> 00:11:29,856
which obviously took the songs
to a different level.

278
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,294
This bloke was
on another planet, you know?

279
00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:35,433
Sort of this free association
Jack Kerouac thing,

280
00:11:35,501 --> 00:11:36,770
but really all his own.

281
00:11:36,836 --> 00:11:39,976
♪♪ Quiet girl, a wedding man ♪♪

282
00:11:40,043 --> 00:11:43,517
♪♪ I'm great,
made of Gatorade ♪♪

283
00:11:43,584 --> 00:11:45,955
People were speechless,
but, hey, they were speechless

284
00:11:46,021 --> 00:11:47,357
when Dylan sang...

285
00:11:47,424 --> 00:11:49,394
♪♪ Ms. Marvelous,
with a unicorn fist ♪♪

286
00:11:49,461 --> 00:11:52,568
♪♪ Making custard in the
boy king's lost carousel ♪♪

287
00:11:52,635 --> 00:11:54,104
So, you know,

288
00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,408
sometimes it's just the price
of being a trailblazer.

289
00:11:56,475 --> 00:11:59,147
The first tune was just this
amazing opportunity for him

290
00:11:59,214 --> 00:12:02,989
to spread his wings and say,
"Hey, world, this is me.

291
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,059
I've got wings,
and they're spread."

292
00:12:05,961 --> 00:12:07,798
(plays off‐key chord)

293
00:12:07,865 --> 00:12:09,736
He broke numerous sitars,

294
00:12:09,802 --> 00:12:12,474
and he blamed it
on a strong guy.

295
00:12:12,541 --> 00:12:13,877
I think at this point,

296
00:12:13,944 --> 00:12:16,415
the touring was really starting
to take a toll.

297
00:12:16,482 --> 00:12:19,254
You know, you listen
to "2:41 p. m. Swan Boy,"

298
00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:22,595
and then you listen
to "2:53 p. m. Swan Boy,"

299
00:12:22,662 --> 00:12:25,333
and it's just hardly
even the same guy.

300
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,170
Okay, I‐I have it this time.
It's‐‐wait, hold on.

301
00:12:27,237 --> 00:12:30,611
Wait, just wait.
Wait, just be patient.

302
00:12:30,678 --> 00:12:33,215
Wait. Shit. Wait.

303
00:12:33,282 --> 00:12:35,486
So Swan Boy was
at a crossroads.

304
00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:37,959
Would he work on his music,
or would he work on himself?

305
00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:41,231
(feedback whines, hissing)

306
00:12:41,298 --> 00:12:43,202
People were frightened
of swan lad.

307
00:12:43,269 --> 00:12:44,973
Again, he had done
the impossible

308
00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:46,876
with that feedback‐noise thing.

309
00:12:46,943 --> 00:12:49,014
(laughing) You know,
nobody knew what it was.

310
00:12:49,081 --> 00:12:50,851
But not everybody
was celebrating

311
00:12:50,918 --> 00:12:52,387
Swan Boy's return to relevance.

312
00:12:52,454 --> 00:12:54,592
He had some nasty guys
around him.

313
00:12:54,659 --> 00:12:56,328
You know,
when the grass is cut,

314
00:12:56,395 --> 00:12:59,535
the snakes
will show every time.

315
00:12:59,602 --> 00:13:02,508
(somber violin music)

316
00:13:02,575 --> 00:13:09,388
♪♪ ♪♪

317
00:13:14,264 --> 00:13:15,567
You know, I've taken
a lot of heat

318
00:13:15,634 --> 00:13:17,838
for that text over the years...

319
00:13:17,905 --> 00:13:19,408
a lot of heat.

320
00:13:19,474 --> 00:13:22,782
But I didn't know
what he was up to in there.

321
00:13:22,848 --> 00:13:24,552
And I still don't.

322
00:13:29,729 --> 00:13:32,601
(record scratching)

323
00:13:32,668 --> 00:13:34,304
God, I wonder
where he is now.

324
00:13:34,371 --> 00:13:36,041
Oh, he's banned
from all Guitarmageddons

325
00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:37,578
in the Tri‐County Area.

326
00:13:37,645 --> 00:13:38,780
I don't know what he's doing,

327
00:13:38,847 --> 00:13:41,218
but I'm sure
it's changing the world.

328
00:13:41,285 --> 00:13:43,255
So, uh, what was wrong
with your phone?

329
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,892
They said
there was gum inside.

330
00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:47,430
‐Did you do that?
‐I don't remember. Probably.

331
00:13:47,498 --> 00:13:50,403
(steady rock music)

332
00:13:50,470 --> 00:13:54,444
♪♪ ♪♪

333
00:13:54,512 --> 00:13:56,850
(electronic music)

334
00:14:00,524 --> 00:14:03,429
(electronic music)

335
00:14:03,497 --> 00:14:06,536
♪♪ ♪♪

336
00:14:06,603 --> 00:14:09,007
Kevin, thank you
for spending time with us.

337
00:14:09,074 --> 00:14:12,213
You've made Rainfall
and I feel so welcome.

338
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,184
Yeah, I love it here, too.

339
00:14:14,251 --> 00:14:17,057
It's too bad Tanya and Ernesto
couldn't hang out, though.

340
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,361
‐Can they hang out later?
‐Maybe.

341
00:14:19,428 --> 00:14:21,700
They've been getting
into some bad stuff lately.

342
00:14:21,766 --> 00:14:22,902
Drugs?

343
00:14:22,968 --> 00:14:24,271
Well, Tanya did
start microdosing,

344
00:14:24,337 --> 00:14:26,543
but, no, it's more
about the forces of evil

345
00:14:26,609 --> 00:14:27,912
that Turt summoned.

346
00:14:27,978 --> 00:14:31,519
Just sometimes I need a break
from that stuff, you know?

347
00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:35,026
Totally, bro.
You deserve to chill.

348
00:14:35,093 --> 00:14:39,234
In our home, there is
only peace and good vibes.

349
00:14:39,301 --> 00:14:41,338
Hey, should we all read
quietly by the fire?

350
00:14:41,405 --> 00:14:44,779
Hell, yeah.
Let's get our read on.

351
00:14:44,846 --> 00:14:47,752
(calming music)

352
00:14:47,818 --> 00:14:52,327
♪♪ ♪♪

353
00:14:52,394 --> 00:14:56,536
Welcome to a place
of pure calm.

354
00:14:56,603 --> 00:14:58,540
We've got yoga.

355
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,309
Here we have martinis.

356
00:15:00,376 --> 00:15:02,615
Oh, and, Turt,
Shirley Temples for you.

357
00:15:02,681 --> 00:15:04,017
‐Yes.
‐Mmm.

358
00:15:04,084 --> 00:15:08,025
Listen to that.
We've got smooth jazz.

359
00:15:08,092 --> 00:15:10,163
So is this a spa
or a cocktail lounge?

360
00:15:10,229 --> 00:15:13,235
‐I'm confused?
‐It's a cocktail spa.

361
00:15:13,302 --> 00:15:14,605
Enjoy.

362
00:15:14,672 --> 00:15:17,477
(smooth jazz playing)

363
00:15:19,281 --> 00:15:20,918
Aw, Kevin, are you leaving?

364
00:15:20,984 --> 00:15:22,555
I'm just gonna say
hi to my friends.

365
00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:24,559
I haven't seen them
in over 40 minutes.

366
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:27,464
Well, hurry back.
Poem time will begin soon.

367
00:15:27,531 --> 00:15:30,236
Yes, we will write poems
for one another.

368
00:15:30,303 --> 00:15:31,906
Well, I hope this is okay,

369
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:34,077
but I've actually been
writing poems for you

370
00:15:34,144 --> 00:15:35,614
in my head this whole time.

371
00:15:35,681 --> 00:15:37,918
That is so okay.

372
00:15:37,985 --> 00:15:40,423
Well, okay.

373
00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:43,997
(screaming)

374
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:48,874
(smooth jazz playing)

375
00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:51,946
(sniffs) Mmm.
Does anybody smell vinegar?

376
00:15:52,013 --> 00:15:53,550
Oh, that would
be the pickles.

377
00:15:53,617 --> 00:15:54,619
Ah!
These are pickles?

378
00:15:54,685 --> 00:15:56,856
Ernesto, it's supposed
to be cucumbers.

379
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,092
Unpickled cucumbers?

380
00:15:58,159 --> 00:15:59,529
The vinegar's
burning my eyes!

381
00:15:59,595 --> 00:16:01,365
Ugh! We got to
flush his eyes out.

382
00:16:01,431 --> 00:16:03,135
Here, use my Shirley Temple.

383
00:16:03,202 --> 00:16:04,839
All right, it's too dark.
I need light.

384
00:16:04,906 --> 00:16:06,175
Give me one of those candles.

385
00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:08,245
‐Uh, okay, okay.
‐We have light!

386
00:16:08,312 --> 00:16:10,049
What's the matter
with you assholes?

387
00:16:10,116 --> 00:16:11,686
Your dripping wax in my eyes.

388
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,157
Oh, okay, sorry. Sorry.
Just keep your eyes open.

389
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,428
Mm‐mm.
No, thanks.

390
00:16:16,496 --> 00:16:18,232
Uh...

391
00:16:18,299 --> 00:16:21,405
so things are still weird
at my place.

392
00:16:21,471 --> 00:16:24,812
I'm just glad I have you two
to hang out with.

393
00:16:24,879 --> 00:16:27,918
Kevin, we weren't sure how
to tell you this before, but‐‐

394
00:16:27,985 --> 00:16:29,655
Kevin, we are leaving.

395
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,391
What?
Where are you going?

396
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,064
We return
from where we came.

397
00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:36,703
To the rivers
of the mystical delta?

398
00:16:36,769 --> 00:16:39,341
To the suburbs off exit 12,
north of the outlet mall.

399
00:16:39,407 --> 00:16:41,044
Oh, next to the Dairy Queen.

400
00:16:41,111 --> 00:16:42,915
Yeah, the rent
is way better there,

401
00:16:42,982 --> 00:16:44,519
and we'll have
a washing machine.

402
00:16:44,585 --> 00:16:47,257
But I thought
we'd be friends forever.

403
00:16:47,323 --> 00:16:50,096
Sadly this was just a sublet.

404
00:16:50,162 --> 00:16:52,935
But, Kevin,
there is another room.

405
00:16:53,002 --> 00:16:54,271
Another room?

406
00:16:54,337 --> 00:16:59,047
With its own bathroom
and a sliding door to the yard.

407
00:16:59,114 --> 00:17:02,821
Wait, you want me to move
to the suburbs with you?

408
00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:04,659
Yes.
We leave tonight.

409
00:17:04,725 --> 00:17:05,861
Oh, wow!

410
00:17:05,928 --> 00:17:08,265
I mean, this is a chance
to live the peaceful lifestyle

411
00:17:08,332 --> 00:17:10,938
I've always dreamt of
since yesterday!

412
00:17:11,004 --> 00:17:13,610
(gasps)
Oh, but what about my friends?

413
00:17:13,677 --> 00:17:14,579
They can visit.

414
00:17:14,645 --> 00:17:17,016
It's only an hour
from the city.

415
00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:18,419
Oh, but how long
is that by bus?

416
00:17:18,485 --> 00:17:20,857
Oh, there's
no public transportation.

417
00:17:20,924 --> 00:17:24,231
‐(groans)
‐Just think about it.

418
00:17:24,297 --> 00:17:27,036
(electronic music)

419
00:17:27,103 --> 00:17:31,879
♪♪ ♪♪

420
00:17:31,946 --> 00:17:35,353
(light music, seagulls crying)

421
00:17:35,419 --> 00:17:39,562
PERSON: What makes the Earth
shake and move?

422
00:17:39,629 --> 00:17:42,033
Is it love?

423
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:44,170
Is it me?

424
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:48,647
Is this reality?

425
00:17:48,713 --> 00:17:55,527
♪♪ ♪♪

426
00:18:06,214 --> 00:18:09,087
(person singing in Spanish)

427
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:16,168
♪♪ ♪♪

428
00:18:19,942 --> 00:18:23,282
(rhythmic music)

429
00:18:23,349 --> 00:18:25,219
(elevator bell beeps)

430
00:18:25,286 --> 00:18:28,225
(indistinct chatter)

431
00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:31,766
(soft music)

432
00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:38,412
♪♪ ♪♪

433
00:18:51,539 --> 00:18:54,512
What was I waiting for?

434
00:18:54,578 --> 00:18:58,319
A disaster?
A friend?

435
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:05,132
Few people's lives match
their own expectations.

436
00:19:05,199 --> 00:19:12,246
♪♪ ♪♪

437
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:15,854
(match strikes)

438
00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:21,331
♪♪ ♪♪

439
00:19:21,398 --> 00:19:23,302
(starfish screaming)

440
00:19:23,369 --> 00:19:24,805
PERSON: Are you lit?

441
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,845
(exhales deeply)

442
00:19:27,911 --> 00:19:30,717
I am always lit.

443
00:19:30,784 --> 00:19:32,320
Are you sure about that?

444
00:19:32,387 --> 00:19:39,434
♪♪ ♪♪

445
00:19:40,369 --> 00:19:42,841
Give me your hand.

446
00:19:44,077 --> 00:19:47,250
Your hand is an average size.

447
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:51,324
My hand is much bigger,
stronger.

448
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:55,332
I could fit entire hand
inside my hand.

449
00:19:55,399 --> 00:19:57,470
You understand?

450
00:19:57,538 --> 00:20:01,311
Oh, completely.
I've been watching you.

451
00:20:01,378 --> 00:20:03,583
That is not ordinary.

452
00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:05,987
Some people think
I'm strange.

453
00:20:06,054 --> 00:20:07,691
Hmm.

454
00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:09,360
I know the feeling.

455
00:20:09,427 --> 00:20:12,400
(intriguing music)

456
00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:15,339
(soft romantic music playing)

457
00:20:15,406 --> 00:20:17,978
♪♪ ♪♪

458
00:20:18,045 --> 00:20:20,984
Answer me this, Rosa.

459
00:20:21,051 --> 00:20:22,855
Does the moon have a smell?

460
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:25,727
(laughing)

461
00:20:25,794 --> 00:20:29,000
Listen, I like you,

462
00:20:29,067 --> 00:20:32,574
but why do you wear
that silly hat?

463
00:20:32,641 --> 00:20:36,214
♪♪ ♪♪

464
00:20:36,281 --> 00:20:38,185
Does...

465
00:20:38,252 --> 00:20:40,590
does it make you feel
uncomfortable, Rosa?

466
00:20:41,959 --> 00:20:43,262
No.

467
00:20:43,328 --> 00:20:45,867
I have my own problems.

468
00:20:45,934 --> 00:20:49,340
(sighs) My thoughts
are plagued with chaos.

469
00:20:49,407 --> 00:20:52,781
I hardly have
any thoughts at all.

470
00:20:52,848 --> 00:20:59,662
♪♪ ♪♪

471
00:21:02,467 --> 00:21:05,406
(angelic music)

472
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,410
♪♪ ♪♪

473
00:21:07,477 --> 00:21:10,116
‐She is everything.
‐(breathing heavily)

474
00:21:10,182 --> 00:21:11,953
She is everything.

475
00:21:13,222 --> 00:21:15,459
Rosa...

476
00:21:15,527 --> 00:21:17,598
I can control the moon.

477
00:21:17,664 --> 00:21:20,302
No, you can't, silly man.

478
00:21:20,369 --> 00:21:23,977
Please, let me see your hand.

479
00:21:24,043 --> 00:21:25,279
ROSA:
Fine.

480
00:21:25,346 --> 00:21:32,059
♪♪ ♪♪

481
00:21:32,126 --> 00:21:34,765
(person singing in Spanish)

482
00:21:34,832 --> 00:21:36,569
Not bad.

483
00:21:36,636 --> 00:21:40,142
I don't have much time
left, Rosa.

484
00:21:40,209 --> 00:21:41,779
Why?

485
00:21:41,846 --> 00:21:43,750
PERSON:
Cause and effect.

486
00:21:43,817 --> 00:21:47,290
I moved the moon for you.
What do you expect?

487
00:21:47,356 --> 00:21:49,662
♪♪ ♪♪

488
00:21:49,728 --> 00:21:52,501
ROSA:
It's beautiful.

489
00:21:52,568 --> 00:21:56,474
This is all been worth it,
just to see you smile.

490
00:21:56,542 --> 00:21:59,047
♪♪ ♪♪

491
00:21:59,113 --> 00:22:01,786
Goodbye, Rosa.

492
00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:08,633
♪♪ ♪♪

493
00:22:23,028 --> 00:22:25,432
(electronic music)

494
00:22:29,007 --> 00:22:32,213
(electronic music)

495
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,583
♪♪ ♪♪

496
00:22:33,650 --> 00:22:35,654
Welcome back
to another installment

497
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,323
of Words With Ike.

498
00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:40,162
Now, today's word
is a number...

499
00:22:40,229 --> 00:22:41,832
18.

500
00:22:41,899 --> 00:22:44,370
(ethereal music)

501
00:22:44,437 --> 00:22:45,941
Its definition‐‐

502
00:22:46,007 --> 00:22:50,082
a number that
is one more than 17.

503
00:22:50,149 --> 00:22:53,388
Yeah, for a lot of folks,
18 is a number.

504
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:56,729
But for me, it was also an age.

505
00:22:56,796 --> 00:22:59,768
18 takes me back
to my hometown‐‐

506
00:22:59,835 --> 00:23:03,141
Baseball, Hot Dogs, Hot Rods.

507
00:23:03,208 --> 00:23:08,252
It was a long name for a town,
but it was our town.

508
00:23:08,318 --> 00:23:10,256
When I was 18, kids my age

509
00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:14,765
were sneaking into R‐rated
movies and smoking cigarettes.

510
00:23:14,832 --> 00:23:19,274
Meanwhile, I was busy defining
the words "sneaking,"

511
00:23:19,340 --> 00:23:22,179
"into," "an," "R‐rated,"

512
00:23:22,246 --> 00:23:26,054
"movie," "smoking,"
and "cigarettes."

513
00:23:26,121 --> 00:23:28,726
And I was in love.

514
00:23:28,793 --> 00:23:31,398
18...

515
00:23:31,464 --> 00:23:35,139
18...

516
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:37,209
19...

517
00:23:37,276 --> 00:23:39,748
20...

518
00:23:39,815 --> 00:23:42,219
21...

519
00:23:42,286 --> 00:23:44,892
22...

520
00:23:44,959 --> 00:23:49,735
23...

521
00:23:49,802 --> 00:23:53,375
24...

522
00:23:53,442 --> 00:23:58,452
25.

523
00:24:00,422 --> 00:24:03,061
(electronic music)

524
00:24:03,128 --> 00:24:08,706
♪♪ ♪♪

525
00:24:08,773 --> 00:24:12,948
‐I am going to sue all of you.
‐Oh, come on.

526
00:24:13,015 --> 00:24:15,887
I'm emailing my lawyer now.
Where's my phone?

527
00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:17,658
‐It's on the coffee table.
‐Turt!

528
00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,662
Sorry. My instinct
is to be helpful.

529
00:24:19,728 --> 00:24:21,899
Hey, Cat, calm down.

530
00:24:21,966 --> 00:24:24,203
Oh, you think
you can take me.

531
00:24:24,270 --> 00:24:25,907
I mean, probably.
You can't open your eyes.

532
00:24:25,974 --> 00:24:30,517
Ah, but my other senses
have only been heightened.

533
00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:32,153
Whoa!

534
00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:35,392
Ah! Ah!

535
00:24:35,459 --> 00:24:38,866
Holy shit, I actually did it.
Wait, am I on the coffee table?

536
00:24:38,933 --> 00:24:42,541
‐You're on the dining table.
‐Table's a table.

537
00:24:42,607 --> 00:24:43,943
He's too powerful!

538
00:24:44,010 --> 00:24:46,515
(Cat grunting)

539
00:24:50,356 --> 00:24:53,195
Kevin, you're coming with us.

540
00:24:53,261 --> 00:24:56,368
I'm so excited.
Can't you tell by my voice?

541
00:24:56,434 --> 00:24:58,840
Sorry, Rainfall, but I cant.

542
00:24:58,906 --> 00:25:01,645
I'm just not ready to live
super far from my friends yet.

543
00:25:01,712 --> 00:25:02,848
Yeah, I get it.

544
00:25:02,914 --> 00:25:04,785
Sapphire and I are
co‐dependent, too.

545
00:25:04,852 --> 00:25:07,156
Co‐dependent?
I'm not even independent.

546
00:25:07,223 --> 00:25:11,599
Kevin, if you're not coming,
why did you pack your bindle?

547
00:25:11,665 --> 00:25:14,505
Oh, I just keep my phone
and wallet in there.

548
00:25:14,571 --> 00:25:15,774
Oh, that's cute.

549
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:19,380
‐(grunting)
‐(grunts)

550
00:25:19,447 --> 00:25:21,084
TANYA: Oh‐ho!

551
00:25:21,151 --> 00:25:23,455
Oh, my God!
Are we killing him?

552
00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:26,896
(grunts)
Ha! There, I got his SIM card.

553
00:25:26,962 --> 00:25:29,802
Try emailing
your lawyer now, Cat.

554
00:25:29,868 --> 00:25:32,239
Ah! Where's my laptop?

555
00:25:32,306 --> 00:25:33,408
It's in your room.

556
00:25:33,475 --> 00:25:35,547
‐BOTH: Turt!
‐Stop being helpful!

557
00:25:35,613 --> 00:25:37,684
Everybody be chill!

558
00:25:37,751 --> 00:25:38,853
(gasps)
Kevin!

559
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,422
Where did you get
that bindle?

560
00:25:40,489 --> 00:25:42,494
Oh, this?
I made it.

561
00:25:42,561 --> 00:25:43,930
It's just a napkin and a stick.

562
00:25:43,996 --> 00:25:47,069
‐Ooh, it's so vintage.
‐I want to make a bindle.

563
00:25:47,136 --> 00:25:49,975
I actually do have most
of the supplies right here.

564
00:25:50,042 --> 00:25:52,446
Hell, yeah, it's bindle time.

565
00:25:52,514 --> 00:25:54,217
(speaking gibberish)

566
00:25:54,283 --> 00:25:55,553
Cat, you want to join us?

567
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,056
No, I'm just
gonna go to bed.

568
00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:58,726
Pretty sure I pulled
something on that wall run.

569
00:25:58,793 --> 00:26:00,497
Whoo‐hoo!
We did it!

570
00:26:00,563 --> 00:26:02,133
We made the cat
too tired to sue us.

571
00:26:02,199 --> 00:26:04,070
Yeah, why don't you guys
go pat yourselves

572
00:26:04,137 --> 00:26:05,005
on the back all night?

573
00:26:05,072 --> 00:26:06,040
(groans)

574
00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:08,278
(speaking gibberish)

575
00:26:11,852 --> 00:26:15,760
Oh, so now you explode
into dust.

576
00:26:15,827 --> 00:26:18,599
(upbeat electronic music)

577
00:26:18,666 --> 00:26:21,572
(person vocalizing)

578
00:26:21,639 --> 00:26:28,619
♪♪ ♪♪

579
00:27:06,094 --> 00:27:08,231
‐(clear music)
‐CHORUS: ♪♪ Yes ♪♪