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(murmured conversation)

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Mmm. Brr.

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(groans)

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Ah!

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(chill electronic music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(upbeat music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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ERNESTO: Hmm.

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KEVIN: Uh...

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‐Right?
‐Nope.

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Huh.

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Oh.
I'm dizzy.

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Oh.

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KEVIN: Tanya?

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Um...

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(groans)

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Why would you carry
your bike

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up three flights
of stairs?

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Did you not see
the bike rack?

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It's right outside.

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The red bike is there.

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Every time I come here,

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this red bike is taking up
the entire rack‐‐

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parked right across it,
blocking all the spots.

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Ugh, I mean,
who would openly flout

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bike‐rack etiquette like that?

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I don't know.
I've never actually seen them.

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But I had an idea.

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How about you guys
just come to my place more?

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That seems fair.

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Oh, I totally would,

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but I got this puzzle
going on right now,

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and, you know,
puzzles don't travel well,

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like sushi.

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Ernesto, I didn't want
to get all serious about this‐‐

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(breathes deeply)

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But I feel like
you're not holding up

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your end
of the best‐pals contract.

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‐What? Whoa, Whoa.
‐(gasps)

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You invoke
the best‐pals contract, Tanya?

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The unspoken agreement
of loyalty and love

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among a group
of best pals?

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Yes I do.

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This is
a serious accusation.

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Y‐you really think I would
sacrifice our friendship

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for a 24‐piece jigsaw puzzle?

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Prove that you wouldn't.

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Fine.

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I will help you track down

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the owner
of the mysterious bike

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and teach them
proper bike‐rack etiquette,

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even if it means staking out
the bike rack for hours,

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even if it means
bringing snacks.

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Huh. That's not at all
what I was going for,

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but it does sound fun.

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(laughs)
Yeah, let's do it.

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Surprise!

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‐(all yell)
‐Turt, what the fuck?

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Sorry, y'all.

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Just decided to pull
a little surprise.

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I'm trying to be
more impulsive.

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But, Turt, I thought
you feared the unknown.

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I did, but then yesterday
I fell off the kitchen counter,

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and I thought I was gonna die

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because it's ten times
my body height,

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but then I didn't die.

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‐You lived?
‐Yeah.

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So now I'm not scared
of stuff anymore.

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Check this out.

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‐Ahh!
‐(gasps)

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Flip me over!
Flip me over!

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‐TANYA: Oh, my God, Turt!
‐Ah.

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See?
I'm all good.

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‐Whoa.
‐Oh, I'm so happy

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that you conquered
your fears, Turt.

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I mean, I've
always been fearless,

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so I can't exactly relate.

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Same.

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I know.
You two are the coolest.

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I think it's because
you're both tall.

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That's my theory as well.

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So should we go catch
the mystery biker?

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'Cause I'm down to clown.

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Oh, we're doing
that today?

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‐I'm ready.
‐You guys want me

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‐to bring the puzzle?
‐On a stakeout?

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Right, good point.
I'll bring it.

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(upbeat music)

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(yells)

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Huh.

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(easygoing music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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Hi, and welcome back
to another edition

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of "Words with Ike."

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The word I'd like to talk
to you about today

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is "opportunity."

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Opportunity can be defined

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as a good position, chance,
or prospect

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for advancement or success.

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As an example,
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a one‐time opportunity
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in my offshore,
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It yields a high

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and consistent return.

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No matter how much
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the longer you wait
to invest,

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the longer it takes
for you to see your return.

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is a base payment of $50,000.

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There's no risk at all,

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other than missing out
on this opportunity.

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And if you've
already invested,

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please stop calling.

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(cheerful music)

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(chill electronic music)

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(chill electronic music)

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(rock music)

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Legs are numb,
and the phone is out.

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Who will earn
my like today?

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Gasp!

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I mean, they were only dating
for a year!

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Good for Liam!

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Aren't you happy
for your brother?

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No!
He's beating me now.

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He's engaged,
and I have nothing, all right?

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He's only four months
older than me.

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How is that possible?

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God, I have nothing
to show for myself.

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Everybody hates me

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because I haven't accomplished
anything.

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Oh, Noel, that's not
why people hate you.

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‐(bell dings)
‐That's it!

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I should set up
an online dating profile.

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I'm a catch after all, right?

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(distant cough)

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Right?

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"Which is nothing
to be embarrassed about."

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There, done.

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Now to see all the hits
I'm getting.

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(buzzer sounds)

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And now to see all the hits.

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(buzzer sounds)

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All right, third time's
the charm.

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(buzzer sounds)

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(clock ticking)

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(groans)

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‐(computer chimes)
‐Oh, hello.

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"Hello, my sexy man."

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(chuckles)
Okay.

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Uh, "We are need
credit card info

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to big‐time sex with you."

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God damn it.

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Olga, you fool,
you come on too strong.

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Ah, I thought he'd be
my Mr. Right.

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So you called me in

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to help spice up
your dating profile, huh?

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No, you broke
into my apartment

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because the butterfly
you were chasing

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flew in through my window.

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Challenge accepted.

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Let's see what I can do here.

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Oh, yeah,
here's your problem.

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Under job, you said you were
the last honest man.

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Ugh, women hate that.
Hell, everybody hates that.

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It's what I am.

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And now you're a doctor.

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I'm not a doctor.

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Hey, you're doctoring
this, aren't you?

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How tall are you?
6'5"? 7'3"?

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I'm 5'11 3/4".

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6'5".
And you're a veteran of, uh...

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What's a good one?
What's a good war?

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Oh, this is absurd, okay?

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‐Just take it down.
‐(computer chimes)

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Okay, well
you already have 300 hits.

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301, 302...
314? Jeez.

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Can you make it say
I fought ISIS?

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Buddy, I can
make it say you beat them.

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(suspenseful music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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PERSON ONSCREEN:
Aah!

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(giggles)

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(chuckles) Oh, and I'm not
permitted to be scared?

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This is so typical
of Americans.

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Uh, aren't you
American?

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I'm a citizen
of the world, baby.

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NOEL: (grunting)

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Okay, well, I have
the fingers

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of a nine‐pound ball user.

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It's the ball
who should be embarrassed,

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not me!
‐Ugh.

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Because the spinning top,
say it with me,

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represents reality.

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Aah!

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But you left
your parachute!

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I no longer fear hell
and its torments!

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I should just throw in
the towel.

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Maybe get into craft beers
or something

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to keep my mind occupied
while I circle the drain.

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Jesus, Noel,
you went on three dates.

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Maybe let Swan Boy and me
help you on the next one.

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That's rich.
How could you two help me?

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I can sell you
performance‐enhancing shoes.

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You don't have any
of those.

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Yeah, the magic
was in you the whole time.

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Pay up.

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No, I meant
we could hide in the bushes

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and give you advice.

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Like Cyrano de Bergerac?

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Just lie!

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This shit is not complicated.

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Argh!
Swan Boy, the only thing

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you know how to do
is end relationships.

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Well, glad to see

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we're just laying
it all out there.

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Cyrano?

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Cyra‐yes de Berge‐let's go.

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Hmm.

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(bird cooing)

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She's not coming.

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Can I come out
of the bushes now?

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Ow!

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Why bother?
Why do anything?

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It's hopeless.

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Yeah, that's
my default take.

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‐Ow.
‐(cell phone chimes)

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(gasps)
Liam and Mariah!

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Oh, my God,
are they okay?

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(laughing) No!

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It's great!

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They broke the engagement off.

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Oh, no!
Why?

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Argh!
Swan Boy, the only thing

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you know how to do
is end relationships...

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(echoing)
End relationships.

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(bell dings)

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BOTH: Swan Boy.

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Mmm.
(chuckles)

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Swan Boy.

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(shouts)

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Swan Boy,
did you break up

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Liam and Mariah's engagement?

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Who?

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My brother
and his fiancée.

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You did, didn't you?

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You took it to heart
when I told you

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all you know how to do
is end relationships,

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and so you ended theirs.

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Whoa, buddy,
hold the phone‐‐

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That is the nicest thing
you've ever done for me.

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Hell, that's the only nice
thing you've ever done for me.

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Yeah, our bar for you
is so low.

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Nice.
Nice work.

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All right, sure.
What the hell?

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I broke them up.

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Viewer, I have no idea
what the hell

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they're talking about.

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My best guess‐‐
two people fell out of love.

264
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,394
Happens every day.

265
00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,196
I wasn't really the protagonist
of this one,

266
00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:23,964
so I tuned a lot
of this episode out.

267
00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:26,333
Glad to see I came out
on top, though.

268
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,401
(sighs)

269
00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,503
I guess what they say is true.

270
00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:32,673
Certain butterflies are toxic
and should not be eaten.

271
00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:36,977
(upbeat music)

272
00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:39,346
♪♪ ♪♪

273
00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:41,982
(grunts)

274
00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:44,351
Turt, I didn't know
you scoot.

275
00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:47,988
I do now. I also started
wearing this beret.

276
00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:49,957
No fear!

277
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,726
Nice!
You got sick air on that one.

278
00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,828
I know, I felt it.

279
00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:55,929
Anyone hungry?

280
00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,764
‐Bring it, son.
‐Always.

281
00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,066
TANYA: Still nothing.

282
00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,601
ERNESTO: Maybe it's abandoned.

283
00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,469
No, it moves sometimes.

284
00:10:02,536 --> 00:10:04,771
It was parked in
the other direction yesterday.

285
00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,473
We're just gonna
have to wait.

286
00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:09,476
Yeah, we got enough cheese
for the rest of the day...

287
00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:10,511
I think.

288
00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:13,847
(upbeat music)

289
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:17,251
(snoring)

290
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:20,354
‐(soft clatter)
‐Huh?

291
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,523
(rattling)

292
00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:25,159
Oh, my God.

293
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:30,197
Everybody!
Come look at this!

294
00:10:30,264 --> 00:10:31,331
ERNESTO: What the hell?

295
00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,500
KEVIN: Oh, yeah.
I should have known.

296
00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:34,668
Ghost bike.

297
00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:35,569
What's a ghost bike?

298
00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,538
It's the ghost
of a dead bike.

299
00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:38,805
Maybe it's just the wind.

300
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,874
The wind is riding the bike?

301
00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:42,075
I don't know.

302
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,343
But there's no way
it's a ghost bike.

303
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:46,780
Ernesto, are you scared
of ghost bikes?

304
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,382
No, because they're not real.

305
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,083
I don't believe
in ghost bikes either,

306
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,785
but this is
definitely weird, right?

307
00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:52,853
Let's follow it.

308
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,788
On foot?
We won't stand a chance.

309
00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,925
That's why we're gonna use
a bike's natural enemy‐‐

310
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,660
skateboards.

311
00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:01,395
I'll take my scoot.

312
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:02,996
So we're just
not finishing the puzzle?

313
00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,865
What if someone comes by
and completes it?

314
00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,433
Ugh, we'll finish it later.

315
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,668
Come on, let's go!

316
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:12,339
There it is!

317
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,075
(gasps)
It spotted us.

318
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,845
Let's move!

319
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,214
(dramatic music)

320
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:24,318
(brakes screeching,
horns honking)

321
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,752
Ugh!

322
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,187
Come on, come on, come on!

323
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:29,122
‐(device beeping)
‐ERNESTO: Come on!

324
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,891
‐KEVIN: Oh!
‐TANYA: Oh, God. Ugh.

325
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,526
Come on!

326
00:11:32,593 --> 00:11:34,361
‐(device dings)
‐Come on, let's go!

327
00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:35,996
(horn honks)

328
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,232
♪♪ ♪♪

329
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:41,969
(car horns blaring,
brakes screeching)

330
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:49,076
♪♪ ♪♪

331
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,084
(grunts)

332
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,485
KEVIN: Whoo!

333
00:11:58,552 --> 00:11:59,319
TURT: (grunts)

334
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,722
(grunting)
Ow.

335
00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,323
Ah.

336
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,458
Ow.

337
00:12:04,525 --> 00:12:07,427
(people screaming)

338
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:14,334
♪♪ ♪♪

339
00:12:28,649 --> 00:12:29,683
Whoa!

340
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:30,851
(grunts)

341
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:31,885
Whoa!

342
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,153
TANYA: Ow!

343
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,421
TURT: (groans)

344
00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:35,355
Ow.

345
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,890
I'm on my back.
Flip me over.

346
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,592
(breathes deeply)

347
00:12:38,659 --> 00:12:41,061
Oh, my God.

348
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:44,832
We're surrounded
by dead bodies...

349
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,533
dead bike bodies!

350
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,837
Kevin, bikes can't die.
They're objects.

351
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,705
(all screaming)

352
00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:53,307
♪♪ ♪♪

353
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,908
Maybe some bikes can die?

354
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,009
(grunts)
God damn it.

355
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,344
‐(grunts)
‐ALL: Aah!

356
00:12:57,411 --> 00:12:59,479
Ernesto,
where are you going?

357
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,447
No‐‐no‐‐nowhere.

358
00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:01,715
I just got to go
check on the puzzle.

359
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:04,885
Aw, I thought
you were fearless, Ernesto?

360
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,286
Well, I found new fears.

361
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,988
Okay, so you just
want to let the red bike

362
00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,189
take over the
bike rack forever?

363
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:10,991
You just want to lead us

364
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,126
into a rusty,
haunted bike factory.

365
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,062
Well, maybe I do.

366
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,698
Yeah, Tanya,
you're the coolest.

367
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,166
And, Ernesto,

368
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,668
I have one thing
to say to you.

369
00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:22,936
Best‐pals contract.

370
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,438
Ooh.

371
00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:26,507
Ah, damn.
All right, I'm in.

372
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:30,143
Yes! Now let's send this demon
bike back to hell...

373
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,813
‐(neck cracks)
‐From whence it came.

374
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,481
Uh, ghost bike, Tanya?

375
00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:36,383
It might still be able
to find peace

376
00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:38,418
in the eternal halls
of Bikehala.

377
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,920
Do you just make
this stuff up?

378
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,722
I mean, it's a hypothesis.

379
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:44,057
I don't see anyone else
offering theories.

380
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,927
Except Ernesto's wind idea,

381
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,997
which is ridiculous,
by the way.

382
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,999
(gasps)
That way!

383
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:54,301
(spacey music)

384
00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:00,841
(spacey music)

385
00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:01,808
♪♪ ♪♪

386
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:05,312
(Muzak playing)

387
00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:07,281
(squeals)

388
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,651
(both shrieking)

389
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,386
(shrieks)

390
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:13,687
♪♪ ♪♪

391
00:14:13,754 --> 00:14:14,855
Huh?

392
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:17,391
(panicked grunting)

393
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,992
♪♪ ♪♪

394
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,862
(bell tolls)

395
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:24,698
SINGER: ♪♪ I said ooh ♪♪

396
00:14:24,765 --> 00:14:27,201
♪♪ You're like a magnet ♪♪

397
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:30,404
(clock ticking)

398
00:14:33,407 --> 00:14:35,309
(yawns)

399
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:41,148
(breathes deeply)

400
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,988
(ethereal music)

401
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:54,127
♪♪ ♪♪

402
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:58,732
(distant laughter)

403
00:14:58,799 --> 00:15:01,802
That's exactly why I asked.

404
00:15:01,869 --> 00:15:03,704
Oh, God.

405
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:06,640
Oh, hey, Jess, um, can I borrow
your camera again

406
00:15:06,707 --> 00:15:08,141
this weekend, please,
if you're not using it?

407
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:12,112
Oh, the digital camera again?
What do you need it for?

408
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:14,047
I just wanted to get
some professional photos

409
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,450
of, like,
my woodworking project.

410
00:15:16,517 --> 00:15:18,285
Sure.

411
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,890
Can I borrow your camera again
this weekend, please,

412
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,925
if you're not using it?

413
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:27,628
(distorted voice)
Oh, the digital camera...

414
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,663
again.

415
00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:31,198
What do you need it for?

416
00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:32,332
I just wanted to get
some professional photos

417
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,401
of, like,
my woodworking project.

418
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,472
JESS: I don't really want
to give you the digital camera

419
00:15:38,539 --> 00:15:40,007
because you always borrow it,
you change all the settings,

420
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,241
and aren't careful with it!

421
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,609
Sure.

422
00:15:52,553 --> 00:15:55,622
(ethereal music)

423
00:15:55,689 --> 00:16:00,027
(sheep bleating)

424
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,095
(upbeat music)

425
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,931
♪♪ Boy, are you ♪♪

426
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,432
♪♪ Gonna tell the truth? ♪♪

427
00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:07,868
♪♪ Know you got a thing
for me ♪♪

428
00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:09,970
♪♪ Yeah ♪♪

429
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:12,139
♪♪ ♪♪

430
00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:13,340
♪♪ Boy, are you ♪♪

431
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:14,575
♪♪ Gonna tell the truth? ♪♪

432
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,877
♪♪ Know you got a thing
for me ♪♪

433
00:16:16,944 --> 00:16:19,546
(vocalizing)

434
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,317
(distorted voice) ♪♪ Boy, are
you gonna tell the truth? ♪♪

435
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:24,885
♪♪ Know you got a thing
for me ♪♪

436
00:16:24,952 --> 00:16:26,620
(verses overlapping)

437
00:16:34,695 --> 00:16:37,598
(heavy music)

438
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:44,204
♪♪ ♪♪

439
00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:57,117
JESS:
Oh, the digital camera again?

440
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,886
‐What do you need it for?
‐(sheep bleats)

441
00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:00,754
AMY: Oh, I just wanted
to get, some, like,

442
00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:02,689
professional...

443
00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:05,692
(ethereal music)

444
00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:07,461
♪♪ ♪♪

445
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:08,896
INTERROGATOR:
Right. Okay, then.

446
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:11,165
So, Amy, it's my understanding

447
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,966
you were home all evening
on Thursday.

448
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:13,934
What?

449
00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:15,202
Yes, I think so.

450
00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:17,538
INTERROGATOR:
Well, Amy, I put it to you

451
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:20,073
that it was your brother's
first solo exhibition

452
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,175
in New York that night,

453
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,010
and you didn't call him
or your parents

454
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,077
‐to say congratulations.
‐Oh, no.

455
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,113
Oh, God, I forgot.
I forgot.

456
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:27,848
INTERROGATOR:
Oh, you forgot.

457
00:17:27,915 --> 00:17:30,083
And, Amy, did you also forget

458
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,219
to pursue
a fulfilling music career?

459
00:17:32,286 --> 00:17:33,387
I...

460
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,322
INTERROGATOR: How many hours
of guitar lessons

461
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:37,324
did your parents pay for
for you

462
00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:39,126
that your job
at the sound studio

463
00:17:39,193 --> 00:17:41,161
as a project manager

464
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:44,198
doesn't actually involve
touching any instruments

465
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,700
or doing anything creative
yourself?

466
00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:48,168
AMY: It's‐‐it's just‐‐
at the moment‐‐

467
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:51,071
Amy, I just have
one more question for you.

468
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,339
AMY: Yes?

469
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:55,742
Boy, are you gonna tell
the truth?

470
00:17:55,809 --> 00:18:00,581
ALL: ♪♪ I know you got
a thing for me, yeah ♪♪

471
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:04,017
♪♪ Boy, are you gonna tell... ♪♪

472
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:06,854
(ethereal music)

473
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:11,658
♪♪ ♪♪

474
00:18:11,725 --> 00:18:15,829
(alarm beeping)

475
00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:17,898
(alarm beeping continuously)

476
00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:20,334
(upbeat music)

477
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:28,008
(spacey music)

478
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:32,880
(satellite beeping, whirring)

479
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,816
(hip‐hop music playing)

480
00:18:35,883 --> 00:18:42,723
♪♪ ♪♪

481
00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:46,660
(glass squeaking)

482
00:18:46,727 --> 00:18:53,567
♪♪ ♪♪

483
00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:55,569
(air hissing)

484
00:18:57,671 --> 00:19:02,409
(spacecraft whirring)

485
00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:04,444
(explosion)

486
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,547
(dramatic music)

487
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:09,550
(upbeat music)

488
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:12,619
♪♪ ♪♪

489
00:19:12,686 --> 00:19:15,656
‐(bicycle chain clicking)
‐(ominous music)

490
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:18,225
Um...

491
00:19:18,292 --> 00:19:20,527
c‐can you guys see anything?

492
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,963
(rattling)

493
00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:24,565
TURT: I found a switch.

494
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,700
♪♪ ♪♪

495
00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:30,671
Uh, Kevin, are these dead bikes
or regular bikes?

496
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,272
Mm, hard to tell.

497
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,607
I don't have my equipment.

498
00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:36,310
What kind of equipment
do you have for this?

499
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:39,112
TURT: Son of a gun.
They are dead.

500
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,048
Okay, nobody move.

501
00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:42,583
Oh, God...

502
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:43,584
Just be cool, Turt.

503
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,919
Remember, you're not scared
of anything now.

504
00:19:45,986 --> 00:19:47,254
‐Uh, yeah.
‐You're cool!

505
00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:50,958
I'm cool.
This is a cool new experience.

506
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,060
It's coming to eat us!

507
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:55,462
I just wanted to do
a puzzle today!

508
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:59,132
Let us help you find peace,
great ghost bike!

509
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,101
‐Ah...
‐Tell us why

510
00:20:01,168 --> 00:20:03,170
you're haunting our bike rack!

511
00:20:03,237 --> 00:20:05,539
‐Ah!
‐Hell it is, then, bitch!

512
00:20:07,074 --> 00:20:09,443
‐(grunts)
‐My pal!

513
00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:11,411
♪♪ ♪♪

514
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,146
My two pals!

515
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,781
KEVIN AND ERNESTO: (yelp)

516
00:20:14,848 --> 00:20:16,250
Ah!

517
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:19,620
Okay, all right.
I‐I guess we're doing this.

518
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:22,155
No fears!

519
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:25,392
‐(all screaming)
‐No, no, no, no, no!

520
00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:27,661
♪♪ ♪♪

521
00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:28,996
Whoa!

522
00:20:30,631 --> 00:20:33,734
(dramatic music)

523
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,636
It's not a ghost bike at all.

524
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,304
It's a magic bike!

525
00:20:37,371 --> 00:20:39,940
So you just change your theory,
just like that?

526
00:20:40,007 --> 00:20:42,809
You've been saying
it's a ghost bike all night!

527
00:20:42,876 --> 00:20:44,578
I work with the evidence
I have.

528
00:20:44,645 --> 00:20:45,646
Oh, fuck.

529
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:46,813
Oh, fuck this!

530
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,448
You got this, Turt.
It's okay.

531
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:50,050
It's just like
the kitchen counter.

532
00:20:50,117 --> 00:20:52,286
No, it's not.
This is much worse.

533
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,022
This is, like, ten thousand
times my body height.

534
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,323
Whoa, I can see our apartment.

535
00:20:56,390 --> 00:20:58,458
And there's your house, Tanya!

536
00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,961
‐Wait, is that a park?
‐It is a park,

537
00:21:01,028 --> 00:21:02,296
right between
our neighborhoods.

538
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:05,165
We could hang out there!
It's equidistant!

539
00:21:05,232 --> 00:21:07,668
Oh, my God,
it's the perfect spot.

540
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:08,869
Excuse me, bike.

541
00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:10,270
Will you please take us
to the park?

542
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:12,573
Use your magic for good, bike.

543
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,274
Oh, my beret!

544
00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:17,044
You guys, I just realized
I hate this.

545
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,213
Bike, please.
I think she's gonna throw up.

546
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,682
Hey, this bike
has a thorn in its ass.

547
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:25,052
It's just like the story
with the mouse and the lion‐‐

548
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,187
you know, where the lion
has a thorn in its ass.

549
00:21:27,254 --> 00:21:28,889
I believe the thorn
was in its paw.

550
00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:30,023
‐Really?
‐Oh, God.

551
00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:32,359
That changes
the whole story for me.

552
00:21:32,426 --> 00:21:34,027
(grunts)

553
00:21:34,094 --> 00:21:37,064
(tranquil music)

554
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:41,502
♪♪ ♪♪

555
00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:43,737
‐ALL: Whoa!
‐ERNESTO: You did it, Tanya!

556
00:21:43,804 --> 00:21:45,873
You redeemed its soul
or whatever.

557
00:21:45,939 --> 00:21:47,374
Okay, so are we cool now, bike?

558
00:21:47,441 --> 00:21:49,409
Will you give us a ride
to the park?

559
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:50,944
(bell chimes)

560
00:21:51,011 --> 00:21:52,679
ALL: Yay!

561
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,583
(sighs) Shit.
It's closed.

562
00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:58,452
Closes at sundown?
Pfft.

563
00:21:58,519 --> 00:22:01,088
Well, that's
constantly changing, isn't it?

564
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:02,489
Unbelievable.

565
00:22:02,556 --> 00:22:04,491
This city needs
more accessible green spaces.

566
00:22:04,558 --> 00:22:05,692
Should we just hang out
at my place?

567
00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:07,394
Eh, I guess.

568
00:22:07,461 --> 00:22:09,530
Hey, bike, uh...

569
00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:12,799
can you fly us back
to my place, by any chance?

570
00:22:12,866 --> 00:22:13,901
Is that too much to ask?

571
00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:15,269
I don't want to be a bother,

572
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:17,938
but, like, you‐‐you did take us
on this adventure.

573
00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:21,942
(shimmering)

574
00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:23,010
Guess we're walking.

575
00:22:23,076 --> 00:22:24,344
We can work on the puzzle.

576
00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:27,881
That sounds fun and safe.
You know what?

577
00:22:27,948 --> 00:22:30,117
You guys aren't so bad
after all.

578
00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:32,152
TANYA: Wait, when did you start
thinking we were bad?

579
00:22:32,219 --> 00:22:34,288
TURT: When I almost fell
from the sky to my death.

580
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:36,356
‐TANYA AND ERNESTO: Oh...
‐KEVIN: I hear that.

581
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:38,292
TURT: Has anyone seen
my beret?

582
00:22:40,894 --> 00:22:43,697
(easygoing music)

583
00:22:43,764 --> 00:22:50,637
♪♪ ♪♪

584
00:23:35,115 --> 00:23:37,384
‐(clear music)
‐CHORUS: ♪♪ Yes ♪♪