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(soft instrumental music)

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(plates clinking)

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Whee!

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Pick me.

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‐(cheering)
‐Pick me!

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Choose me.

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Pick me.

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(cheering)

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Uh‐oh.

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Ah!

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(slurping)

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(chill music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(upbeat electronic music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(seagulls squawking)

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What a beautiful day.

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(percussive dance music)

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All right, let's party.

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Dude, I'm mid‐nap.

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And I'm quarter‐nap.

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I barely got started.

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Well, I thought this was

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supposed to be a fun day
at the beach.

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No, it's supposed to be
a relaxing day at the beach.

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Kevin's right.
The text said relaxing.

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Kevin, can we change it?

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Nope, the text was sent.

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You should've paid attention.

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Hello, friends!

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(relaxing music)

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‐Hey.
‐Hi.

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What do you think about
my private island, huh?

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You ain't think a seagull
balled like this, huh?

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[chuckling]
Oh, Seagull,

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that's just a rock.

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And this is just cash.

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‐Whoa.
‐And champagne.

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‐Wow.
‐Whoo.

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This bird parties.

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You see, I'm rich in money

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and beverages.

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But you know
what I'm most rich in?

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Ulterior motives?

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Opportunities, sir.

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And I'd like to tell you
about them

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on a free tour
of the Seagull Kingdom.

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TANYA: I've heard
of the Seagull Kingdom.

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It's the hidden kingdom

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of the seagulls.

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And now I invite you
to visit this land of mystery

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with free champagne

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and guaranteed good times.

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Mm, monsieur,
allow me to consult

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with my associates.

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‐Take your time.
‐We're doing this, right?

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Good times, good times?

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Yeah, sounds fun.

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I don't know.

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This guy seems sketchy.

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Make it rain, baby!

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Man, what's sketchy
about a stranger inviting us

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to a secret island?

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All aspects of it.

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What if he tries to sell us
a timeshare?

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Come on, Kev.
It's a free tour.

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We'll drink some champagne,
check out a mysterious kingdom,

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then bounce!

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So are we doing this?

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I guess.

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Yes!

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Adventures at sea!

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(ominous music)

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Is there even gonna be food
at the Seagull Kingdom?

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I mean, I bet they'll
have party snacks.

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Like hors d'oeuvres and stuff.

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What do seagulls eat anyway?

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Only what's not theirs.

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Sandwiches they didn't make.

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Hot dogs they didn't pay for.

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Tanya, where did you get
that cloak?

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Cookies stolen
from beachside picnics.

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Nachos pilfered
from unsuspecting children.

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French fries, candy bars.

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These are words I love,

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but spoken with hate.

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Tanya,
you're frightening Kevin.

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Explain this sudden turn
to darkness.

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Flashback:

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I was eight years old.

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Spent the whole summer
selling lemons

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at my lemon stand.

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ERNESTO:
Why not sell lemonade?

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TANYA:
Why limit a lemon's potential?

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Let the consumer decide.

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‐ERNESTO: Brilliant.
‐TANYA: I know, right?

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Business was good.

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I was young, successful,

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and ready
to take on the world.

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So I asked my dad to drive me

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to the boardwalk
so we could get a hot dog.

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And then, out of nowhere...

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this one‐eyed seagull
swooped down and stole it

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right out of my hands.

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All I'd worked for, gone!

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I swore then...

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"I will take my vengeance upon
that seagull!"

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If the one‐eyed seagull
still lives,

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someone in the Seagull Kingdom
will know.

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Okay, a little concerned
this whole thing

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was secretly about vengeance.

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Yeah, you should've told us.

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(seagulls squawking)

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My friends.

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Be careful, be careful.

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It can be a little treacherous.

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Like I said,
there's mystery everywhere.

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Welcome, welcome.

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All right, Tanya.
Tanya?

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‐And she's gone.
‐Allow me

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to introduce myself properly.

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My name is Ricard.

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And to be honest,

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I've not been entirely
forthcoming with you.

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Here we go.

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Truth is,
I didn't bring you here

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for a simple super fun tour.

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I brought you here because...

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I need your help.

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‐Me?
‐You!

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You're the strongest being

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to ever set foot
in this kingdom.

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A beast.

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I believe you may be

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the hero who is spoken of.

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The hero, huh?

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They speak of me here as well?

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That who speaks of?

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Many, many,

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all kinds of people,
I mean‐‐

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Many, huh?

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See, Kevin?

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They talk about me.

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Dude, I called it.

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He's sucking you in.

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KEVIN:
He's lying to you!

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If I was lying,

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would I open this champagne?

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‐(cork pops)
‐KEVIN: Maybe.

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Seems unrelated.

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Drink up.

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Get down, get funky.

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Where we venture,

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it's a place

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of darkness.

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(seagulls squawking)

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(ominous music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(hawks phlegm)

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Ah!

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(sighs)

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Susan.

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(chill music)

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(chill music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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‐(sharp guitar chords)
‐Swan Boy.

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(playful music)

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(gasps)
A trap.

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God, Rona,
you're really getting paranoid.

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Remember, mail can't hurt you.

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"Your student loans
are illegally overdue!"

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Oh, man.

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Which will it be?

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Pay my student loans
or go to jail?

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It's a lose‐lose.

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If only there was a third way.

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(notification tone)

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"Stuck between paying
your loans

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"and going to jail?

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Try this third way."

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Well, here goes nothing.

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(frenzied beeping)

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What?

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(knocking on door)

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(knocking intensifies)

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Is this the home of...

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Rona Valenti?

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Yeah, that's me.

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‐Bag her, boys.
‐Ah!

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(foreboding music)

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(muffled struggling)

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Where am I?

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Welcome to my private island.

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(laughs)

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‐What's going on?
‐Don't you know?

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When you gave click
to that link

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you legally consented
to my most dangerous game.

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(laughs evilly)

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You'll be hunted along with

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these two.

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Wassup?

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‐Uh.
‐Rona, remember "Wassup"?

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What are you guys doing here?

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Control freak?

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I'll show you
who's a control freak.

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Retake!

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Ah!

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(rock music)

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‐(notification tone)
‐"Want to be hunted for sport?"

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Well, yeah, of course.

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(grunts)

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‐(bell ringing)
‐Let's go!

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(sighs)

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You see,

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I've grown bored of hunting

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non‐sentient beasts.

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I long to hunt prey

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that can think,

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worry,

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dream.

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I'll be releasing you

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onto my island

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and hunting you.

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If you survive for 24 hours‐‐

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(gasps)
We get to go again?

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Why, you'll be granted freedom!

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And all of your debts

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will be canceled.

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If not, well...

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Well, what?
You trailed off.

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You idiot.

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You'll be killed!

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Thought it was clear!

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(clears throat)

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Giving you
five minutes head start.

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Beginning...

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now!

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I'm sorry, is this a joke?

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I assure you,
this is no laughing matter.

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(laughs evilly)

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Oh, triumph of man.

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(panting)

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Okay,

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so I was thinking
what we do

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is we offer up Noel

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‐as a sacrifice.
‐What?

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This is insane!

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I refuse
to dignify this lunatic

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with a response.

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Oh, real mature.

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Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God.

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Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God.

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Rona, do you mind?

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What the hell's the matter
with you?

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This is basically
the exact thing

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I've been worrying about
since I was four!

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Get in the basement!

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We're being hunted for sport!

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Well, I'm getting hot,
so, uh,

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lemme know how this works out.

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‐Swan Boy!
‐Ah!

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I usually wouldn't wish
this on my worst enemy,

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but if you're gonna survive,

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you're gonna have to start

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thinking like me.

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(upbeat percussive music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(sniffing)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(sighs)

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How are you so good at this?
Oh, my God.

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A lifetime of violent paranoia
and constant internal panic

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has left me with deer‐like
reflexes,

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a deer‐like metabolism,

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and a deer‐like sixth sense
for danger.

278
00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,058
Wow, that rocks.

279
00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:02,194
I gotta try being miserable
all the‐‐

280
00:09:02,260 --> 00:09:03,329
(buzzer sounding)

281
00:09:03,396 --> 00:09:05,033
Aha!
The poisoned darts,

282
00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:07,672
tipped with a neurotoxin
of my own design.

283
00:09:07,739 --> 00:09:09,509
A single drop
will render the victim

284
00:09:09,576 --> 00:09:10,745
erratic and foolish.

285
00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:12,280
‐How do you feel?
‐Normal!

286
00:09:12,347 --> 00:09:14,919
NOEL: Swan Boy, Rona,
I found a way off the island!

287
00:09:14,986 --> 00:09:15,755
Over here!

288
00:09:15,821 --> 00:09:16,990
‐Oh!
‐It's a trap.

289
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,694
By now the hunter
must've found him.

290
00:09:18,761 --> 00:09:20,363
Knowing Noel,
he tried to cut a deal.

291
00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:21,232
We should hide out.

292
00:09:22,234 --> 00:09:23,570
In there!

293
00:09:23,637 --> 00:09:25,975
RONA: Whatever you do,
don't open your eyes.

294
00:09:26,041 --> 00:09:27,010
Oh, no problemo.

295
00:09:27,779 --> 00:09:29,415
(wet footsteps)

296
00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:30,450
(heavy breathing)

297
00:09:30,518 --> 00:09:31,820
HUNTER: They're nearby.

298
00:09:31,887 --> 00:09:33,791
(sniffs deeply)
I can smell them.

299
00:09:33,857 --> 00:09:34,726
NOEL:
I know what to do.

300
00:09:34,793 --> 00:09:35,761
(clears throat)

301
00:09:35,828 --> 00:09:36,830
What's that you said?

302
00:09:36,897 --> 00:09:40,638
A Box Car Racer reunion?

303
00:09:40,704 --> 00:09:42,207
HUNTER: Bully!
(laughs)

304
00:09:42,274 --> 00:09:43,476
RONA: Ah!

305
00:09:43,544 --> 00:09:44,478
(panting)

306
00:09:44,546 --> 00:09:46,048
(gasps)

307
00:09:46,115 --> 00:09:48,520
End of the line!

308
00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:49,989
Which will it be?

309
00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,158
The cliff

310
00:09:51,225 --> 00:09:52,762
or the gun?

311
00:09:52,829 --> 00:09:55,935
(hyperventilating)

312
00:09:58,106 --> 00:09:59,341
Ah!

313
00:09:59,408 --> 00:10:02,347
(dramatic music)

314
00:10:02,414 --> 00:10:04,919
♪♪ ♪♪

315
00:10:04,986 --> 00:10:06,388
Whoa!

316
00:10:06,455 --> 00:10:13,570
♪♪ ♪♪

317
00:10:14,171 --> 00:10:16,175
‐(steady beeping)
‐RONA: Wha‐‐

318
00:10:16,242 --> 00:10:17,712
Where am I?

319
00:10:17,778 --> 00:10:19,782
Wha‐‐
Wha‐‐wow.

320
00:10:19,849 --> 00:10:21,185
Was it all a dream?

321
00:10:21,252 --> 00:10:22,555
You did it!

322
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,692
You had a supernova
panic attack so severe

323
00:10:24,759 --> 00:10:26,295
you flew us all
to safety.

324
00:10:26,362 --> 00:10:27,698
Our student debts are canceled.

325
00:10:27,765 --> 00:10:29,067
Oh, my God.

326
00:10:29,134 --> 00:10:30,871
I'm free!

327
00:10:30,938 --> 00:10:32,875
Is this what being happy
is like?

328
00:10:32,942 --> 00:10:33,977
And here's your medical bill.

329
00:10:34,044 --> 00:10:34,979
Could you be a doll and try

330
00:10:35,046 --> 00:10:36,315
to get out of here by 4:15?

331
00:10:36,382 --> 00:10:38,754
We've got a lot of old people
in this town.

332
00:10:38,821 --> 00:10:40,323
Wait, I can't pay this.

333
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,593
Oh, my God, no biggie.

334
00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:43,362
We have a payment plan
option‐‐here!

335
00:10:43,429 --> 00:10:44,398
Ahoy!

336
00:10:44,464 --> 00:10:46,703
(laughs evilly)

337
00:10:46,770 --> 00:10:49,676
(upbeat rock music)

338
00:10:49,742 --> 00:10:52,147
♪♪ ♪♪

339
00:10:52,214 --> 00:10:53,784
♪♪ Okay ♪♪

340
00:10:53,851 --> 00:10:55,119
♪♪ I think I got you
out my system ♪♪

341
00:10:55,186 --> 00:10:56,388
♪♪ Whoo ♪♪

342
00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:59,228
(bright orchestral music)

343
00:10:59,294 --> 00:11:04,271
♪♪ ♪♪

344
00:11:04,338 --> 00:11:06,943
‐(face slap)
‐(orchestral music darkens)

345
00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:07,778
Ha.

346
00:11:07,845 --> 00:11:11,653
♪♪ ♪♪

347
00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,657
(sighs)

348
00:11:13,724 --> 00:11:20,771
♪♪ ♪♪

349
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,309
(gasps)

350
00:11:23,376 --> 00:11:25,714
(scoffs)

351
00:11:25,781 --> 00:11:27,785
You little...

352
00:11:27,852 --> 00:11:29,956
Shush, you're causing a scene.

353
00:11:30,658 --> 00:11:32,360
Wait till they see Act II.

354
00:11:36,670 --> 00:11:38,306
That's what you think.

355
00:11:38,372 --> 00:11:39,341
Ooh.

356
00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:42,347
♪♪ ♪♪

357
00:11:42,414 --> 00:11:44,986
You know I don't wear red.

358
00:11:45,053 --> 00:11:47,224
You know how important
this bruncheon is

359
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,694
to my reputation.

360
00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,731
You're trying
to make me look foolish

361
00:11:50,798 --> 00:11:53,269
in a color you know
doesn't complement me.

362
00:11:53,336 --> 00:11:55,073
You're jealous
of my philanthropy

363
00:11:55,139 --> 00:11:57,310
and all my new friends.

364
00:11:57,377 --> 00:11:58,680
Ah!

365
00:11:58,747 --> 00:12:00,116
Oh!

366
00:12:00,183 --> 00:12:01,452
(fabric ripping)

367
00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:03,456
Uh!

368
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:10,069
♪♪ ♪♪

369
00:12:10,136 --> 00:12:13,577
The theme is Lady in Red.

370
00:12:13,644 --> 00:12:17,317
Well, my theme
is Over My Dead Body.

371
00:12:17,384 --> 00:12:19,221
That can be arranged.

372
00:12:19,288 --> 00:12:20,591
♪♪ ♪♪

373
00:12:20,658 --> 00:12:22,160
(struggling)

374
00:12:24,264 --> 00:12:26,836
(panting)

375
00:12:26,903 --> 00:12:29,943
Get away from me!
(gasps)

376
00:12:30,009 --> 00:12:32,915
(mysterious melody)

377
00:12:32,982 --> 00:12:34,652
♪♪ ♪♪

378
00:12:34,719 --> 00:12:36,990
I'd know that hand anywhere.

379
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,192
‐Sebastian's‐‐
‐Roger's.

380
00:12:39,261 --> 00:12:42,200
(curious music)

381
00:12:42,267 --> 00:12:45,808
♪♪ ♪♪

382
00:12:45,874 --> 00:12:48,279
(chill music)

383
00:12:52,487 --> 00:12:56,362
(chill music)

384
00:12:56,428 --> 00:12:58,734
Look, within this cave

385
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,105
lies the ultimate treasure.

386
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,710
A treasure no seagull

387
00:13:03,777 --> 00:13:05,279
has been brave enough

388
00:13:05,346 --> 00:13:06,448
to retrieve.

389
00:13:06,516 --> 00:13:09,321
But perhaps you, Ernesto,

390
00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:10,423
you can be

391
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,728
the one to retrieve it.

392
00:13:12,795 --> 00:13:14,364
KEVIN:
It's a pack of chips.

393
00:13:14,431 --> 00:13:16,402
RICARD:
They're not just chips.

394
00:13:16,468 --> 00:13:18,540
They're Splendiferous Chips.

395
00:13:18,607 --> 00:13:19,776
Yeah, Splendiferous Chips

396
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,145
Sour Cream and Barbeque.

397
00:13:21,211 --> 00:13:22,682
BOTH:
"If y'all be dippin',

398
00:13:22,748 --> 00:13:24,217
y'all be chippin'."

399
00:13:24,284 --> 00:13:26,288
♪♪ Splendiferous ♪♪

400
00:13:26,355 --> 00:13:28,092
‐You know of them?
‐Yeah.

401
00:13:28,159 --> 00:13:29,394
The ads are everywhere.

402
00:13:29,461 --> 00:13:31,298
KEVIN:
I went on the factory tour.

403
00:13:31,365 --> 00:13:32,100
For generations

404
00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:34,739
these chips have sat untouched.

405
00:13:34,806 --> 00:13:35,974
Claim them for us.

406
00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:37,310
Be our hero.

407
00:13:37,377 --> 00:13:40,116
We would throw a great party
for you.

408
00:13:40,183 --> 00:13:41,452
Mm.

409
00:13:41,519 --> 00:13:43,289
I accept my destiny.

410
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,792
And my party.

411
00:13:44,859 --> 00:13:45,961
(glass shatters)

412
00:13:46,863 --> 00:13:47,932
(mysterious music)

413
00:13:47,999 --> 00:13:50,704
Mm, I doubt they have
a party planned.

414
00:13:50,771 --> 00:13:51,806
Sometimes it's about
the journey,

415
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:52,908
not the party.

416
00:13:52,975 --> 00:13:53,910
I'm having a great time,

417
00:13:53,977 --> 00:13:55,881
and the party could
still happen.

418
00:13:55,948 --> 00:13:57,718
I just wish you would listen
to me.

419
00:13:57,785 --> 00:13:59,522
I've got good intuitions.

420
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,392
I mean, so do I.

421
00:14:02,995 --> 00:14:04,599
(child laughing)

422
00:14:04,665 --> 00:14:07,872
(ghostly shout)

423
00:14:08,372 --> 00:14:10,677
‐Whoa.
‐Well, that was foreboding.

424
00:14:10,744 --> 00:14:11,613
It's probably fine.

425
00:14:11,679 --> 00:14:12,748
Go, go, go, go.

426
00:14:12,815 --> 00:14:14,986
Ah, super easy!

427
00:14:15,053 --> 00:14:17,190
‐Yes, now open them!
‐Mm, wait.

428
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,161
Isn't this your people's
treasure or something?

429
00:14:19,227 --> 00:14:19,996
Open them!

430
00:14:20,063 --> 00:14:22,200
Yeah, open the bag!

431
00:14:22,267 --> 00:14:24,171
You see that line
where it says, "Tear here"?

432
00:14:24,237 --> 00:14:25,841
‐Tear there!
‐Wait.

433
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,578
Is this all you needed me for?

434
00:14:27,645 --> 00:14:28,780
To open chips?

435
00:14:28,847 --> 00:14:29,982
‐That's not fun.
‐Seize them!

436
00:14:30,049 --> 00:14:31,151
Get 'em, yeah!

437
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:31,920
Now!

438
00:14:31,986 --> 00:14:33,456
‐Ooh!
‐Let me go!

439
00:14:33,523 --> 00:14:34,191
Give it up, bear.

440
00:14:34,257 --> 00:14:36,195
(indistinct struggling)

441
00:14:37,464 --> 00:14:39,969
You dare steal
the Splendiferous Chips,

442
00:14:40,036 --> 00:14:42,742
the most sacred artifact
in seagull culture?

443
00:14:42,808 --> 00:14:43,844
Wait, wait, wait.

444
00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:44,879
Ricard said it was cool.

445
00:14:44,946 --> 00:14:45,981
Right, Ricard?

446
00:14:46,850 --> 00:14:47,952
Ricard?

447
00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:51,058
(conch shell horn blows)

448
00:14:52,628 --> 00:14:55,534
(conch shell horn blows)

449
00:14:55,601 --> 00:14:57,705
Dude, come on.

450
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,341
Uh.

451
00:14:59,408 --> 00:15:00,376
Sorry.

452
00:15:02,815 --> 00:15:03,683
Susan!

453
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,754
There's no Susan here.

454
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,658
You stole my hot dog.

455
00:15:07,725 --> 00:15:09,060
How did you know it was me?

456
00:15:09,127 --> 00:15:10,731
You had one eye.

457
00:15:10,798 --> 00:15:12,635
Oh, well, then, clearly,

458
00:15:12,701 --> 00:15:14,906
you have the wrong person.

459
00:15:14,972 --> 00:15:17,711
Enough lies, Susan!

460
00:15:17,778 --> 00:15:19,882
[sighs]
God, all right, all right.

461
00:15:19,949 --> 00:15:21,285
Take your revenge then.

462
00:15:21,351 --> 00:15:23,088
Whoa, what the heck happened
to you?

463
00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:24,659
Oh, I walked your path once.

464
00:15:24,725 --> 00:15:26,295
Flashback:

465
00:15:26,361 --> 00:15:28,834
I was a young bird
when I lost my eye.

466
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,938
Some kid with a rock.

467
00:15:31,004 --> 00:15:32,808
I was so angry.

468
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:34,010
I swore the people

469
00:15:34,077 --> 00:15:35,647
of the boardwalk would pay.

470
00:15:35,714 --> 00:15:37,585
So I did what I knew best.

471
00:15:37,651 --> 00:15:40,123
I stole their lunches.

472
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,393
Their corn dogs, their nachos.

473
00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:43,864
All of it.

474
00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:45,399
I had my revenge.

475
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:46,301
Then more.

476
00:15:46,368 --> 00:15:47,872
Then everyone on the boardwalk

477
00:15:47,938 --> 00:15:50,243
swore revenge against me.

478
00:15:50,309 --> 00:15:53,717
It was a revenge‐off,
and I was outnumbered.

479
00:15:53,783 --> 00:15:55,988
I barely made it back here
alive.

480
00:15:56,054 --> 00:15:57,558
So go ahead.

481
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:58,927
Take your revenge.

482
00:15:58,994 --> 00:15:59,996
But you know what?

483
00:16:00,062 --> 00:16:01,265
You're gonna lose
part of yourself

484
00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:02,968
you can't get back, honey.

485
00:16:03,035 --> 00:16:04,037
(sighs)

486
00:16:04,104 --> 00:16:05,173
Whatever.

487
00:16:05,239 --> 00:16:07,110
You still owe me a hot dog.

488
00:16:08,479 --> 00:16:09,447
TANYA: Ew!

489
00:16:09,515 --> 00:16:10,249
Different dog.

490
00:16:10,316 --> 00:16:11,853
Yeah, that's totally fair.

491
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:12,988
‐(conch shell horn blows)
‐Oh, shit.

492
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,759
That's an execution.

493
00:16:14,826 --> 00:16:16,295
Someone must've stolen

494
00:16:16,361 --> 00:16:19,267
‐the Splendiferous Chips.
‐Wait, what?

495
00:16:19,334 --> 00:16:20,436
Oh, shit, those are my friends.

496
00:16:20,504 --> 00:16:21,840
Susan, will you help me
stop this?

497
00:16:21,906 --> 00:16:23,142
Of course, but...

498
00:16:23,209 --> 00:16:24,344
you know if I do,

499
00:16:24,411 --> 00:16:26,448
I‐‐I won't owe you
a hot dog anymore.

500
00:16:26,516 --> 00:16:27,918
Fine.

501
00:16:27,985 --> 00:16:30,156
(upbeat music)

502
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,862
♪♪ So totally cloud ♪♪

503
00:16:32,928 --> 00:16:34,665
(harsh, low tone)

504
00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:35,801
Oh, my God!

505
00:16:35,868 --> 00:16:37,203
‐I won, I won!
‐You won.

506
00:16:37,270 --> 00:16:39,074
We're rich‐rich, bitch.

507
00:16:39,140 --> 00:16:40,343
Yay, money!

508
00:16:40,409 --> 00:16:41,513
We're rich!

509
00:16:41,579 --> 00:16:42,781
Oh, I love money!

510
00:16:42,848 --> 00:16:44,050
Wait, wait, wait.
Shut up!

511
00:16:44,117 --> 00:16:45,621
Everybody loves money.

512
00:16:45,687 --> 00:16:48,627
They're gonna come after us
and steal it!

513
00:16:48,693 --> 00:16:50,497
‐We gotta go into hiding.
‐You're right!

514
00:16:50,564 --> 00:16:51,633
Okay, okay, okay.

515
00:16:51,699 --> 00:16:53,637
Hmm, we'll pack a bag
with all the cash.

516
00:16:53,703 --> 00:16:55,607
I have a guy who can take us
from here to the river.

517
00:16:55,674 --> 00:16:57,243
We'll float for days
on the bag of money

518
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:58,345
down to the South Shore!

519
00:16:58,412 --> 00:16:59,515
We'll blend in with the locals

520
00:16:59,582 --> 00:17:00,517
and barter for food.

521
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,453
We'll go undercover
as cam girls.

522
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,861
‐Oh, that's genius.
‐Then we'll wait till winter

523
00:17:05,928 --> 00:17:07,263
when they're all sleeping.

524
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,502
And we'll pay an artist
to dynamite our faces

525
00:17:09,569 --> 00:17:11,573
into a mountain
like Mount Rushmore.

526
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,075
Pickles and Carl, huge!

527
00:17:13,142 --> 00:17:15,179
We'll live in our mouths!

528
00:17:15,246 --> 00:17:17,952
But we'll wear disguises
so no one knows it's us!

529
00:17:18,018 --> 00:17:20,156
We'll be happy forever.

530
00:17:20,223 --> 00:17:22,060
Meet back right here tomorrow
in disguise.

531
00:17:22,126 --> 00:17:23,830
Let no one know it's you.

532
00:17:23,897 --> 00:17:26,603
The code word is "Banana."

533
00:17:26,669 --> 00:17:27,638
Don't forget it!

534
00:17:27,705 --> 00:17:29,207
"Banana," yes.

535
00:17:29,274 --> 00:17:30,711
I'll never forget it.

536
00:17:30,777 --> 00:17:33,082
(harsh, low tone)

537
00:17:33,883 --> 00:17:36,088
Good morrow, fair traveler.

538
00:17:36,154 --> 00:17:37,725
To whom do I speak?

539
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:39,495
Oh, just a simple tramp

540
00:17:39,562 --> 00:17:41,733
making his way
through the world.

541
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,135
Banana!

542
00:17:43,202 --> 00:17:44,805
No, thank you.
I'm allergic.

543
00:17:44,872 --> 00:17:47,544
Seen anyone who won a lot
of money around here?

544
00:17:47,611 --> 00:17:48,647
(gasps)

545
00:17:48,713 --> 00:17:50,016
A trap!

546
00:17:50,082 --> 00:17:52,253
This hobo knows about
the money.

547
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,024
He probably killed Pickles.

548
00:17:54,090 --> 00:17:56,061
What's that in your hand,
traveler?

549
00:17:56,128 --> 00:17:56,963
Who are you?

550
00:17:57,030 --> 00:17:58,500
Stay back, fiend!

551
00:17:58,566 --> 00:17:59,367
Where's Pickles?

552
00:17:59,434 --> 00:18:00,570
Pickles?

553
00:18:00,637 --> 00:18:01,806
Pickles is, uh...

554
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:02,808
uh...

555
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,044
dead.

556
00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:05,881
But he told me
to meet Carl here.

557
00:18:05,948 --> 00:18:06,950
What have you done with Carl?

558
00:18:07,016 --> 00:18:08,018
There is no Carl.

559
00:18:08,085 --> 00:18:09,020
Carl is...

560
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:10,924
‐also dead.
‐Murderer!

561
00:18:10,991 --> 00:18:12,126
That's his ticket!

562
00:18:12,193 --> 00:18:13,062
Give me the ticket!

563
00:18:13,128 --> 00:18:14,030
Murderer!

564
00:18:14,097 --> 00:18:15,534
You'll never have it, never!

565
00:18:15,601 --> 00:18:17,370
‐Give it to me or I'll‐‐
‐(dramatic music)

566
00:18:17,437 --> 00:18:19,307
No!

567
00:18:19,374 --> 00:18:22,815
(laughs)
Come and get it now, pappy!

568
00:18:22,881 --> 00:18:24,585
Oh, wait.

569
00:18:24,652 --> 00:18:25,621
Banana.

570
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,825
(chill music)

571
00:18:31,666 --> 00:18:34,572
(chill music)

572
00:18:34,639 --> 00:18:36,141
♪♪ ♪♪

573
00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:40,550
Welcome to the next installment
of Words with Ike.

574
00:18:40,617 --> 00:18:41,719
Oh.

575
00:18:41,786 --> 00:18:44,157
You'll have to forgive
my appearance.

576
00:18:46,261 --> 00:18:48,633
I've been digging deep
into the archives

577
00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:51,973
and have discovered
one of the oldest words

578
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,743
known to man.

579
00:18:53,810 --> 00:18:56,348
That word is "ye."

580
00:18:56,415 --> 00:18:58,753
(mysterious music)

581
00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:00,323
Its definition?

582
00:19:04,364 --> 00:19:09,040
Now we know the past version
of the word "you" is "ye"

583
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:13,717
and the present version
of the word "you" is "you."

584
00:19:13,783 --> 00:19:16,188
But what, pray tell,

585
00:19:16,254 --> 00:19:18,860
is the future of "you"?

586
00:19:18,927 --> 00:19:20,096
♪♪ ♪♪

587
00:19:20,162 --> 00:19:21,966
Hmm.

588
00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:23,737
The future of you.

589
00:19:23,803 --> 00:19:24,972
♪♪ ♪♪

590
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:26,141
The future...

591
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,678
♪♪ ♪♪

592
00:19:27,745 --> 00:19:29,014
of you.

593
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,684
You?

594
00:19:31,519 --> 00:19:33,022
Will you stay the same?

595
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,792
(echoing)

596
00:19:34,859 --> 00:19:36,596
Or will you evolve?

597
00:19:36,662 --> 00:19:38,198
(echoing)

598
00:19:38,265 --> 00:19:39,702
What will you become?

599
00:19:41,939 --> 00:19:43,042
What might you be?

600
00:19:43,108 --> 00:19:44,912
(echoing)

601
00:19:44,979 --> 00:19:48,085
The possibilities
are infinite.

602
00:19:48,152 --> 00:19:51,526
And it's all up to you.

603
00:19:51,592 --> 00:19:54,297
♪♪ Words with Ike ♪♪

604
00:19:54,364 --> 00:19:57,971
♪♪ ♪♪

605
00:19:58,038 --> 00:20:01,378
♪♪ I'm done acting normal ♪♪

606
00:20:01,445 --> 00:20:04,919
♪♪ 'Cause I know who I am ♪♪

607
00:20:06,656 --> 00:20:08,292
Hmm.

608
00:20:08,358 --> 00:20:09,461
For the crime

609
00:20:09,528 --> 00:20:12,935
of stealing
the Splendiferous Chips,

610
00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:15,172
you are sentenced to die.

611
00:20:15,239 --> 00:20:16,108
I told you.

612
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:17,711
I told you all.

613
00:20:17,778 --> 00:20:18,813
I knew‐‐I knew this
would happen.

614
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,684
And now I got
a permanent record?

615
00:20:20,751 --> 00:20:22,755
No, no, no.
You got the wrong guy.

616
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:23,556
It was Ricard.

617
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:24,859
He said there would be a party.

618
00:20:24,925 --> 00:20:26,161
He guaranteed a good time.

619
00:20:26,228 --> 00:20:27,363
Silence!

620
00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:29,668
There's no Ricard‐‐
Hmm.

621
00:20:29,735 --> 00:20:32,073
(chewing loudly)
In this Seagull‐‐

622
00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:33,610
Mm, kingdom.

623
00:20:33,676 --> 00:20:35,747
Mm, sorry, my mouth was full.

624
00:20:35,814 --> 00:20:36,516
Silence!

625
00:20:36,582 --> 00:20:37,684
(indistinct whispering)

626
00:20:37,751 --> 00:20:38,452
(dramatic music)

627
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,555
(whispering continues)

628
00:20:39,622 --> 00:20:41,458
No way!

629
00:20:41,526 --> 00:20:44,030
What is the bloody meaning
of this?

630
00:20:44,097 --> 00:20:45,700
No!

631
00:20:45,767 --> 00:20:47,704
‐(all gasp)
‐That's no judge!

632
00:20:47,771 --> 00:20:48,673
That's Ricard!

633
00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:50,577
He must've stolen
the Splendiferous Chips!

634
00:20:50,644 --> 00:20:53,015
He just tricked
these naive forest creatures

635
00:20:53,081 --> 00:20:54,685
into doing his dirty work!

636
00:20:54,752 --> 00:20:55,954
Hold on, wait!

637
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:57,691
Wait one damn minute now.

638
00:20:57,758 --> 00:20:58,593
Stop!

639
00:20:58,660 --> 00:21:00,162
You can take revenge
on this seagull.

640
00:21:00,229 --> 00:21:03,503
Maybe it'll feel real good
because he stole your chips.

641
00:21:03,570 --> 00:21:06,408
And trust me,
I know how serious that can be.

642
00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:08,479
But you will lose
a part of yourself

643
00:21:08,546 --> 00:21:10,049
that you can't get back.

644
00:21:10,116 --> 00:21:12,253
My friend

645
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,690
Susan taught me that.

646
00:21:13,756 --> 00:21:16,762
And I think she has a lot
to teach all of you.

647
00:21:16,829 --> 00:21:19,735
Yes, I finished
the Splendiferous Chips,

648
00:21:19,802 --> 00:21:22,273
but punishing me
won't bring them back.

649
00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:25,412
Plus, the bag was mostly air.

650
00:21:25,479 --> 00:21:27,183
There is another bag.

651
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:28,085
‐(all gasp)
‐Another?

652
00:21:28,152 --> 00:21:30,724
Another bag!

653
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,630
SUSAN: Splendiferous Chips
Cheddar Ranch.

654
00:21:33,696 --> 00:21:37,370
I stole them from the boardwalk
years ago and hid them away.

655
00:21:37,436 --> 00:21:40,777
I will gladly offer them
in place of our lost treasure.

656
00:21:40,844 --> 00:21:41,779
(cheering)

657
00:21:41,846 --> 00:21:43,315
Hell yes! You see?

658
00:21:43,382 --> 00:21:44,885
Revenge isn't the only answer.

659
00:21:44,952 --> 00:21:46,154
I'll kill you!

660
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:47,423
‐(gasps)
‐No!

661
00:21:47,490 --> 00:21:49,528
Dude, come on.

662
00:21:49,595 --> 00:21:51,198
I just did a whole speech
about not taking revenge

663
00:21:51,264 --> 00:21:52,935
and what I learned from Susan,

664
00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:54,538
who I'm cool with now.

665
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:58,278
It seems Ernesto doesn't listen
to anybody.

666
00:21:58,345 --> 00:21:59,882
Sorry, Tanya.

667
00:21:59,949 --> 00:22:01,151
Sorry, Susan.

668
00:22:01,218 --> 00:22:02,521
‐And...
‐(sighs)

669
00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:04,758
And sorry, Kevin, I guess.

670
00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:06,461
Oh, we're cool.
That's all I wanted.

671
00:22:06,529 --> 00:22:08,500
I understand your anger, Bear.

672
00:22:08,566 --> 00:22:10,570
Ricard is a known asshole.

673
00:22:10,637 --> 00:22:12,674
Yeah, enjoy watching the top
of your head

674
00:22:12,741 --> 00:22:14,712
for the rest of your life.
(laughs)

675
00:22:14,778 --> 00:22:18,686
Thank you all for revealing
this charlatan's crimes.

676
00:22:18,753 --> 00:22:22,026
You've done us
a splendiferous service.

677
00:22:22,093 --> 00:22:23,897
Yes!

678
00:22:23,963 --> 00:22:26,167
I love doing
splendiferous services.

679
00:22:26,234 --> 00:22:28,907
(seagulls squawking)

680
00:22:31,177 --> 00:22:34,083
(chill music)

681
00:22:34,150 --> 00:22:35,486
♪♪ ♪♪

682
00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:41,431
♪♪ ♪♪

683
00:22:41,933 --> 00:22:43,703
♪♪ I think I went to work ♪♪

684
00:22:43,770 --> 00:22:45,607
♪♪ For the last time today ♪♪

685
00:22:45,674 --> 00:22:47,511
♪♪ I could try my luck
at school ♪♪

686
00:22:47,578 --> 00:22:48,880
♪♪ But I'm sad to say ♪♪

687
00:22:48,947 --> 00:22:49,848
♪♪ That I'm done living
for you ♪♪

688
00:22:49,915 --> 00:22:51,652
♪♪ I'm gonna find my way ♪♪

689
00:22:51,719 --> 00:22:54,324
♪♪ You say I'm a screw‐up,
I'm a basket case ♪♪

690
00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:57,430
♪♪ I was a punk at school,
always sleeping in class ♪♪

691
00:22:57,497 --> 00:22:59,267
♪♪ Mama's scared
for my future ♪♪

692
00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:01,171
♪♪ Teachers said I won't pass ♪♪

693
00:23:01,238 --> 00:23:04,945
♪♪ I'm done acting normal ♪♪

694
00:23:05,012 --> 00:23:08,252
♪♪ 'Cause I don't give a damn ♪♪

695
00:23:08,318 --> 00:23:11,124
♪♪ The way they say ♪♪

696
00:23:11,191 --> 00:23:13,161
♪♪ 'Cause I know who ♪♪

697
00:23:13,228 --> 00:23:17,203
♪♪ I'm done acting normal ♪♪

698
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:19,642
♪♪ No, I don't give a damn ♪♪

699
00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:23,583
♪♪ 'Bout what they say ♪♪

700
00:23:23,650 --> 00:23:25,887
♪♪ 'Cause I know who I am ♪♪

701
00:23:25,954 --> 00:23:27,691
(clear music)

702
00:23:27,758 --> 00:23:28,793
CHORUS: ♪♪ Yes ♪♪