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(singing in language)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(soft music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(upbeat music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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Yeah!
(grunts)

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Tanya, get in on this!

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Yo, I can't play right now.
I'm working on my beats.

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What?
You're making new beats?

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I wanna hear!
♪♪ ♪♪

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‐Ooh.
‐Hell yeah.

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I'm almost done
with my new EP.

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It goes up on my SoundCloud
tomorrow.

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Check this shit out.

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KEVIN: Ooh, you better
send me that link.

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Ooh‐ooh‐ooh!
(gasps)

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‐Oh, God!
‐Whoa!

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‐Whoa!
‐My beats!

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‐That bird stole my beats!
‐Not your sick beats!

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Kevin, slingshot!
(grunts)

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Rrr, whoo!

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(dramatic music)

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‐(shrieks)
‐Yeah!

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‐Yeah!
‐Ha, yes!

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‐No!
‐Oh, shit.

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Did not think that
through.

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Ohh...this is exactly
how my iPad got broken.

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♪♪ ♪♪

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TANYA: (groans)

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All my beats‐‐gone...
like smoke in the wind.

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Tanya, no,
don't use that imagery.

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It's not like
I thought my music

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would get famous
or anything.

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I just didn't think it would

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get destroyed by a falcon,
you know?

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You can't prepare
for these things.

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Tanya, I am so sorry.

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I never should've tried
to kill that falcon.

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Wait...you were trying
to kill it?

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Oh, was that not
the objective?

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I mean, either way I feel bad,
but not for that falcon.

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No, it's not your fault,
Kevin.

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I can probably remake
those beats anyway, right?

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I just have to file a claim
with my renter's insurance,

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get a new laptop, rerecord
all the instruments and vocals,

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then arrange and mix everything
all over again.

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That'll take a few months tops,
right?

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I got this!

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Well, um, what if you had help
from other musicians?

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‐Like who?
‐Well, I was in a band

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in high school,
and Kevin can snap really well.

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‐(snapping)
‐We could be your band.

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(intense rock chords)

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My band, all right‐‐this is
either a really good idea,

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or it's gonna make
everything much worse.

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‐Mm. 50/50.
‐50/50?

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All right, them's good odds.
Let's do this!

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♪♪ ♪♪

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ERNESTO: So that's how renter's
insurance works?

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They just give you
a free laptop?

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Well, there's a deductible,

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and something bad has to
happen to your original laptop.

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Like a giant bird attack.

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Yep, giant birds, theft,
zombie apocalypse‐‐

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it covers
all kinds of stuff.

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ERNESTO: Huh, interesting.

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Who wants a beer?

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Ahh!
All right, let's rock and roll!

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TANYA:
Two, three, four.

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(funky music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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Nice, guys.
That was really decent.

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That was perfect!
Right, guys?

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‐(laughs) I mean, come on.
‐Yeah, it was really good.

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Ernesto, you could play a
little bit slower on the intro.

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‐Oh, uh, okay, yeah.
‐Other than that, amazing.

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‐What about me?
‐Kevin, you were dope.

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‐No complaints.
‐Noice!

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Go again?
Wait, question.

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Should we smoke
a little weed first?

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‐Yeah!
‐Ha‐ha!

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♪♪ Hold up, wait a minute ♪♪

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♪♪ Put some,
put some real in it ♪♪

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Hey, everybody.

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Welcome to the next installment

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of "Words with Ike."

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I'm sorry I was running
a little late today,

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but, uh, we have a little bit
of a, uh, fun surprise.

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I didn't get a chance
to review today's word.

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My team chose it for me,
so, uh...

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we're going to discover
what today's word is together,

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(chuckles) you and I.

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So let's see, uh,
let's see what we got.

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(soft music)

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Gubbins?

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Okay, uh...

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and, uh, what does that mean?

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(soft music)

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Can someone pinch me?

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Because I think
I'm having a nightmare.

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(chuckling)

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All right, uh, you know what?

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You know what?
I have a lot on my plate.

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And the one day‐‐

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the one day I'm late
to the program,

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my team picks a word
like gubbins.

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Gubbins!

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♪♪ ♪♪

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It's not exactly slim pickin's!

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We got a lot of words here
from A to Z,

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and you pick gubbins!

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Gubbins!

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Okay, that's it.
The end, lights off, okay?

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Lights out.
Thank you.

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Jesus.

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(soft music)

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(soft music)

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(phone rings)

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(groans)

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(phone rings)

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After all we've been through?
Ha ha ha.

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Suit yourself.

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(dramatic musical sting)

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‐(alarm blares)
‐What?

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Oh, uh...uh, just a second.

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‐(alarm blares)
‐(groans)

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(line ringing)

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SWAN BOY (distorted):
Well, well, well.

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Look who's got time for
his old friend all of a sudden.

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Yeah, shut up.
Did you change my pin again?

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I don't know‐‐did I?

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That's a felony, you know?
I need to buy medicine.

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This is an actual thing.
I could die.

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The game is afoot.
You have one hour.

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This phone call
will self‐destruct.

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(boom)
Oh, shit!

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It's only happening on my end!
Oh, fuck!

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Why is this taking so long?

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I need to look
at my account balance.

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Just use the app.

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With what, the hands I lost
to the divorce?

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Uh, okay, think, think.

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What would Swan Boy
change my password to?

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(sounds echoing)

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Aha!

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‐(quack)
‐What?

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(print out whirring)

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Ugh, God damn it!

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"From all around,
they heard me cry.

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The new metal sound
will never die"?

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Okay, so why did he
have me come here?

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‐(upbeat music)
‐All right, it's 2002.

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This one goes out
to the recently deceased

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George Harrison‐‐
rest in peace!

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‐(shrill scream)
‐Ah, shit!

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What were you even trying
to do?

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SWAN BOY: Unclear!

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(gasps)

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Where did he‐‐hey, wait,
these are mine!

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And that's my car!
I thought it was stolen!

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Hey, buddy, TMI.

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Ooh.

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TMF‐‐"too much fist."

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Left at Youngberg Ave
and then a right

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at "Watch out
for that ugly guy."

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Aah!

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(tires squealing)

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In all my years!

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Now turn the radio
to 87.7 The Fist.

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Oh, that's where we worked
in high school.

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♪♪ ♪♪

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Are you sure that's "Crazy"
by Gnarls Barkley?

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Close enough. Time to watch
"Breach" in one year.

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ANNOUNCER: 87.7 The Fist.
(whack)

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We have a special message
for Noel...

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‐Oh, fuck, here we go.
‐From your friend Swan Boy.

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Noel, Swan Boy
wants to tell you

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to slam that car in reverse,

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because the bridge
is lined with C‐4...

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‐What‐‐wait, what?
‐And is set to blow.

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Wow, we should
really screen these

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before we just say them
out over the air.

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(groans)
Swan Boy, you fucking lunatic!

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(sirens wailing)

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Jesus!

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"Congratulations! You've made
it to the final test.

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"If you really want your money
to go buy your...ass pills,

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"all you have to do
is slam into the wall

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"you're driving towards.

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Take the leap of faith."

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♪♪ ♪♪

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‐A wall, crash into it!
‐No!

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Man,
you never do anything.

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You wouldn't last a second
on SEAL Team Six,

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who just got him.

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‐No, what the fuck am I doing?
‐(tires screeching)

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(horns blowing)

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(slow clapping)
So we meet again.

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Noel, was it?

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Swan Boy, you fucking freak!

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What the shit is wrong
with you?

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What if I had driven
into the wall?

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Oh, you mean this fake wall?
(tap tap)

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Oh, fuck you almost died.
Yikes.

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Why did you do all of this?
I need that cash for medicine!

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Oh, but you don't need
to answer your phone?

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Uh...what?

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You screened my call
multiple times!

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I thought we were friends!

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We are friends, but I can't
just answer the phone

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at any moment of the day.

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Well, I think we both
made mistakes today,

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you more than me.

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I'm man enough to admit that.

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And all I was trying to do
was reach out and connect.

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Yeah, well, this was
a fucking insane way to do it!

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You blew up a bridge!

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Yeah, but look at us now,
hanging out like it's 2002,

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2006, and whatever the third
year we flashed back to was.

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I spent the whole day alone!

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Oh, but did you?

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(dramatic music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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You see, my child,

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when there was
one set of footprints,

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that's when I was
carrying you.

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Ow, fuck!

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Look, man,
if you want to hang out,

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just be normal and say so.

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God, fuck, God, ow.

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Yeah, I wanna.

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Okay, now let's go to
the pharmacy.

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All right, yeah, maybe we stay
offa the main streets, though,

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'cause I committed
a major terrorist attack,

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and I bragged about it
on the radio.

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NOEL:
Yeah, I remember.

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‐(sirens wailing)
‐(firetruck horns blasting)

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(upbeat music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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TANYA:
Two, three, four.

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♪♪ ♪♪

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♪♪ Dum, dum, dum ♪♪

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(off‐key)
♪♪ In the summertime ♪♪

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‐Sorry, was that not working?
‐Not at all.

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This is actually more of
like an instrumental track.

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‐(phone dings)
‐Shit!

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‐You gotta be shitting me!
‐What happened?

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My greatest internet
music rival

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is releasing a stupid album
tomorrow!

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‐Shit!
‐Look at this!

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‐ERNESTO: Ban‐ya?
‐Banya.

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00:10:21,987 --> 00:10:23,724
That's my rival's name.

254
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,395
‐Like Tanya with a B?
‐Exactly.

255
00:10:26,462 --> 00:10:29,067
This son of a gun copies me
in every dang way.

256
00:10:29,134 --> 00:10:32,708
He steals my beats.
He replicates my visual style.

257
00:10:32,775 --> 00:10:34,612
He's totally ripping me off!

258
00:10:34,679 --> 00:10:36,148
Yeah, he even took your name.

259
00:10:36,215 --> 00:10:38,019
The name is actually
a coincidence.

260
00:10:38,085 --> 00:10:40,023
But everything else
is completely fucked up!

261
00:10:40,089 --> 00:10:42,194
‐Fuck Banya!
‐Yeah, fuck you, Banya!

262
00:10:42,260 --> 00:10:44,766
And now he's releasing
his album before me?

263
00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:46,937
Damn it!
I'm losing my cool over this.

264
00:10:47,003 --> 00:10:49,308
‐Where's my whiskey?
‐In the whiskey bag.

265
00:10:51,646 --> 00:10:53,015
‐Ahh...
‐(bottle shatters)

266
00:10:53,082 --> 00:10:54,619
It's time to get serious,
boys.

267
00:10:54,686 --> 00:10:56,623
Ernesto, no more singing.

268
00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:58,092
Seems like a mistake,
but all right.

269
00:10:58,159 --> 00:10:59,562
TANYA:
Two, three, four!

270
00:10:59,629 --> 00:11:02,735
(funky music)

271
00:11:02,802 --> 00:11:06,576
♪♪ ♪♪

272
00:11:06,643 --> 00:11:09,348
♪♪ Suh, suh, summertime ♪♪

273
00:11:09,414 --> 00:11:10,618
Ernesto!

274
00:11:10,684 --> 00:11:12,655
Shoot, sorry, m‐my bad.

275
00:11:12,722 --> 00:11:15,694
What the heck is
this summertime business?

276
00:11:15,761 --> 00:11:17,498
I don't know.
it's just, like...

277
00:11:17,565 --> 00:11:18,634
coming to me in the moment.

278
00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:20,470
I‐I think I get lost
in the music.

279
00:11:20,538 --> 00:11:23,644
Do you think maybe we could
just work it into the mix?

280
00:11:23,710 --> 00:11:26,215
No, dude,
it's an instrumental track.

281
00:11:26,282 --> 00:11:28,219
And it's completely unrelated
to summer.

282
00:11:28,286 --> 00:11:30,156
‐Oh, no.
‐What?

283
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,628
This is my high school band
all over again.

284
00:11:32,695 --> 00:11:34,198
It was junior year.

285
00:11:34,264 --> 00:11:36,402
Everything in band
was going great.

286
00:11:36,468 --> 00:11:39,007
But then one day, our drummer
turned to me and was like‐‐

287
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:42,682
Ernesto, we've decided
you're out of the band.

288
00:11:42,748 --> 00:11:44,852
We decided instead
of two guitars,

289
00:11:44,919 --> 00:11:47,190
we'll have
a tambourine instead.

290
00:11:47,257 --> 00:11:49,361
And then this guy walked in
holding a tambourine,

291
00:11:49,428 --> 00:11:50,363
and he was like‐‐

292
00:11:50,430 --> 00:11:52,535
Hey, I'm Joey Tambourine.

293
00:11:52,602 --> 00:11:55,708
And I was like,
hey, Joey Tambourine, fuck you.

294
00:11:55,774 --> 00:11:57,143
‐In fact, fuck all of you.
‐(feedback whine)

295
00:11:57,210 --> 00:12:00,751
I quit, and I swear to never be
in a band again‐‐ever!

296
00:12:00,818 --> 00:12:01,987
And then I left.

297
00:12:02,053 --> 00:12:05,393
It was your idea to be
in my band, dude.

298
00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:06,796
(sighs)
I know.

299
00:12:06,863 --> 00:12:08,500
I guess I must've
repressed that memory

300
00:12:08,567 --> 00:12:10,671
due to the extreme anger
I was feeling at the time,

301
00:12:10,738 --> 00:12:12,642
but now...

302
00:12:12,708 --> 00:12:15,146
(sighs)
I'm sorry, Tanya.

303
00:12:15,213 --> 00:12:17,652
I've learned so much from being
in this band with you,

304
00:12:17,718 --> 00:12:20,056
but I think it's time for me
to go solo.

305
00:12:20,123 --> 00:12:22,093
It's been 35 minutes.

306
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,532
It just feels like
the moment is right.

307
00:12:24,599 --> 00:12:27,137
I'm gonna start my own band
outside on the patio.

308
00:12:27,203 --> 00:12:29,742
‐I hope you guys understand.
‐I totally don't.

309
00:12:29,809 --> 00:12:32,013
Yeah, you're being crazy
right now.

310
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:35,219
Well, I hope you'll
understand eventually.

311
00:12:35,286 --> 00:12:37,825
Goodbye.

312
00:12:37,892 --> 00:12:40,029
Until I need more beer.

313
00:12:40,096 --> 00:12:42,835
Hey, that's my bass.
You can't take it.

314
00:12:42,902 --> 00:12:46,442
Okay. I need
an instrument, though.

315
00:12:48,412 --> 00:12:50,784
Take the kazoo.

316
00:12:50,851 --> 00:12:52,354
Seriously, dude?

317
00:12:52,420 --> 00:12:53,890
Mm‐mm?

318
00:12:58,533 --> 00:13:02,173
All right, from the top.
Two, three, four!

319
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:07,585
(somber music)

320
00:13:07,652 --> 00:13:11,559
Okay, nice.
Cool.

321
00:13:13,029 --> 00:13:15,567
(blowing on kazoo)

322
00:13:15,634 --> 00:13:18,239
(soft music)

323
00:13:21,613 --> 00:13:25,486
(soft music)

324
00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,490
And that's why I was like,
"What do you mean

325
00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:30,631
I can't return this?
I bought it yesterday."

326
00:13:30,698 --> 00:13:32,000
You know?
It was ridiculous.

327
00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:33,202
(laughs)
Yeah.

328
00:13:33,269 --> 00:13:34,972
Wait, oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

329
00:13:35,039 --> 00:13:36,943
That's Robbie from my class.

330
00:13:37,010 --> 00:13:38,379
Oh, my God, the one that you
were telling me about?

331
00:13:38,446 --> 00:13:39,414
Don't look, don't look.

332
00:13:39,481 --> 00:13:40,951
Oh, my God, I think
he's coming over here.

333
00:13:41,018 --> 00:13:42,521
Quick, quick, how do I look?
How do I look?

334
00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:45,193
Oh, no, you look fine.
Super lumpy, really malleable.

335
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,397
‐You look great.
‐Okay, great.

336
00:13:47,464 --> 00:13:48,633
How's my hair?

337
00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,169
Yeah, it's, like,
super motionless,

338
00:13:50,236 --> 00:13:52,307
all one, like,
conglomerate piece.

339
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:55,179
Oh, perfect, perfect.
Is there anything in my teeth?

340
00:13:55,246 --> 00:13:57,117
I‐I can't tell.
Let me see.

341
00:13:59,021 --> 00:14:01,291
(muffled)
No, it looks great.

342
00:14:01,358 --> 00:14:07,738
♪♪ ♪♪

343
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,441
(dramatic tone)

344
00:14:09,509 --> 00:14:12,681
Good morning, Pickles.
Is that a tattoo?

345
00:14:12,748 --> 00:14:15,086
Carl, I've lost everything.

346
00:14:15,153 --> 00:14:17,090
Last night I went
over the edge!

347
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,662
The strippers,
they took it all!

348
00:14:19,729 --> 00:14:22,768
‐They took my parakeets!
‐Oh, no!

349
00:14:22,835 --> 00:14:25,173
I had to do it.
They forced me to.

350
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:28,045
I run guns now, Carl.
I'm a gunrunner.

351
00:14:28,112 --> 00:14:29,682
You, a gunrunner?

352
00:14:29,749 --> 00:14:33,189
These hands are stained
with the blood of the innocent.

353
00:14:33,255 --> 00:14:36,228
Know me, for my name is death.

354
00:14:36,295 --> 00:14:37,765
Oh, no!

355
00:14:37,832 --> 00:14:40,002
I need a driver, Carl,
a mule,

356
00:14:40,069 --> 00:14:41,706
someone to take the bullets.

357
00:14:41,773 --> 00:14:43,677
I need you.

358
00:14:43,744 --> 00:14:47,083
(uneasy music)

359
00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:48,787
‐Me?
‐Come with me, Carl.

360
00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:50,724
Join me in the shadows.

361
00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:53,462
I'll get you anything you want,
anything, Carl.

362
00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:56,870
Speak your desire.

363
00:14:56,936 --> 00:14:59,542
I want DVDs.

364
00:14:59,609 --> 00:15:02,380
You'll have all the DVDs.

365
00:15:02,447 --> 00:15:05,754
Oh, what the heck,
let's do this!

366
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,792
Yes, let's tear
that place up!

367
00:15:07,858 --> 00:15:09,962
(dramatic tone)

368
00:15:10,029 --> 00:15:11,265
‐Yeah!
‐Whoo‐hoo!

369
00:15:11,331 --> 00:15:13,369
‐Yeah!
‐Whoo‐hoo‐hoo!

370
00:15:13,436 --> 00:15:15,206
I've never felt
so alive!

371
00:15:15,273 --> 00:15:17,545
I'm a god,
a destroyer of worlds!

372
00:15:17,611 --> 00:15:19,649
I ate that man's eyeball!

373
00:15:19,715 --> 00:15:21,151
(cackling)

374
00:15:21,218 --> 00:15:22,420
I've found myself, Pickles.

375
00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:24,759
All these years of searching,
of sadness.

376
00:15:24,826 --> 00:15:25,828
‐Carl!
‐I've been crying

377
00:15:25,894 --> 00:15:27,832
in a dark closet,
and you opened the door.

378
00:15:27,898 --> 00:15:29,267
‐Carl!
‐The light is coming in!

379
00:15:29,334 --> 00:15:32,107
I'm stepping out!
This is life!

380
00:15:32,173 --> 00:15:33,844
‐Carl! That's enough.
‐(object shatters)

381
00:15:33,910 --> 00:15:36,381
I'm sorry.
I just got carried away.

382
00:15:36,448 --> 00:15:39,321
No, I mean,
I have all I need.

383
00:15:39,387 --> 00:15:43,897
I'm a double agent, Carl, CIA.

384
00:15:43,964 --> 00:15:46,268
‐Wait, what?
‐I had to do it.

385
00:15:46,335 --> 00:15:51,679
The strippers forced me to.
They had stilettos and badges.

386
00:15:51,746 --> 00:15:52,848
But‐‐

387
00:15:52,915 --> 00:15:54,719
We documented
everything, Carl.

388
00:15:54,785 --> 00:15:56,823
You're gonna burn for this.

389
00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:58,994
Oh, God, oh, my God!

390
00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:00,631
I'm your only hope, Carl.

391
00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:05,206
Come with me deeper into
the darkness, into the CIA!

392
00:16:05,273 --> 00:16:09,749
I don't know, Pickles.
It seems kinda extreme.

393
00:16:09,816 --> 00:16:12,655
You can keep the DVDs.

394
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,328
Oh, what the flip?
I'm in.

395
00:16:16,395 --> 00:16:18,365
‐Yes!
‐Okay, boys, we got him.

396
00:16:18,432 --> 00:16:21,438
Yeah, I've got the narc.
Yeah, it was Pickles.

397
00:16:21,506 --> 00:16:22,741
What?

398
00:16:22,808 --> 00:16:24,912
Next time, get me something
with some meat,

399
00:16:24,979 --> 00:16:26,749
rather than this twaddle!

400
00:16:26,816 --> 00:16:27,918
I'm out of here!

401
00:16:27,985 --> 00:16:29,989
Bring it up, Rico!

402
00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:32,695
No!

403
00:16:32,761 --> 00:16:34,899
Happy trails, narc!

404
00:16:34,966 --> 00:16:40,142
♪♪ I don't want waste
your time, no, no, yeah ♪♪

405
00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:42,715
(slow piano music)

406
00:16:42,781 --> 00:16:47,758
Hey, would you rather lose
both legs or both arms?

407
00:16:47,825 --> 00:16:49,562
What kind of question
is that?

408
00:16:49,629 --> 00:16:52,501
Well, you know, a surgical
team bursts in right now!

409
00:16:52,568 --> 00:16:55,139
Arms or legs,
what do you choose?

410
00:16:55,206 --> 00:16:56,809
Neither, 'cause
that'd never, ever happen.

411
00:16:56,876 --> 00:16:59,080
Of course it won't happen.
It's a hypothetical.

412
00:16:59,147 --> 00:17:01,719
Great. I don't have
to decide then, do I?

413
00:17:01,786 --> 00:17:03,590
(sighs)

414
00:17:03,657 --> 00:17:06,563
Would you rather
have the left half

415
00:17:06,629 --> 00:17:08,967
of your brain removed
or the right half?

416
00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:10,537
‐Never happen.
‐Oh, come on!

417
00:17:10,604 --> 00:17:13,375
Hypothetically,
a surgical team bursts in‐‐

418
00:17:13,442 --> 00:17:15,146
Hypothetically,
I'd have to research

419
00:17:15,213 --> 00:17:16,783
what each side
of the brain did

420
00:17:16,849 --> 00:17:18,118
before making a decision.

421
00:17:18,185 --> 00:17:19,622
You don't have time
to research.

422
00:17:19,689 --> 00:17:22,561
You have 20 seconds to decide.
Then they're gonna do it!

423
00:17:22,628 --> 00:17:23,563
That's ridiculous.

424
00:17:23,630 --> 00:17:25,166
What kind of surgical team
is this?

425
00:17:25,233 --> 00:17:27,003
‐A fucked one.
‐Where have they come from?

426
00:17:27,070 --> 00:17:29,040
‐The dark net.
‐The dark net?

427
00:17:29,107 --> 00:17:31,913
Yeah, someone's ordered them
with Bitcoin.

428
00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:35,386
I'm not participating in this
stupid conversation anymore.

429
00:17:35,453 --> 00:17:37,858
‐Aw, just play along.
‐No.

430
00:17:37,925 --> 00:17:39,427
Hypotheticals are only useful

431
00:17:39,495 --> 00:17:41,431
if they might actually happen
one day.

432
00:17:41,499 --> 00:17:43,135
‐But‐‐
‐Your ones would never,

433
00:17:43,202 --> 00:17:46,609
ever happen,
not in a million years.

434
00:17:46,676 --> 00:17:48,379
(echoing)
Million years...million years

435
00:17:48,445 --> 00:17:51,218
million years...
million years...

436
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:56,295
There he is.
Strap him down.

437
00:17:56,361 --> 00:17:57,965
Hey, what the hell?

438
00:17:58,032 --> 00:17:59,467
What are you doing?
Hey!

439
00:17:59,535 --> 00:18:02,307
‐Oh, no!
‐Terry, who are these people?

440
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:03,777
It looks like
a surgical team.

441
00:18:03,843 --> 00:18:05,346
We're gonna chop off
your arms or your legs.

442
00:18:05,413 --> 00:18:07,551
‐Which is it gonna be.
‐Are you serious‐‐why?

443
00:18:07,618 --> 00:18:09,387
‐'Cause we're fucked.
‐Terry, what have you done?

444
00:18:09,454 --> 00:18:10,891
I haven't done anything!

445
00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:12,293
You've organized this,
haven't you?

446
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,630
No, no, I wear, I haven't!

447
00:18:13,697 --> 00:18:16,201
‐You got them on the dark net!
‐I didn't!

448
00:18:16,268 --> 00:18:18,305
You've got 20 seconds
to decide‐‐arms or legs?

449
00:18:18,372 --> 00:18:20,877
‐Left brain or right brain?
‐But wait, I need to‐‐

450
00:18:20,944 --> 00:18:22,815
He needs to research which
side of the brain does what,

451
00:18:22,881 --> 00:18:23,850
right, Gordon?

452
00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:25,587
‐Yeah.
‐Ten seconds.

453
00:18:25,654 --> 00:18:28,025
‐My Wi‐Fi's out.
‐I'll reset the router.

454
00:18:28,092 --> 00:18:29,461
Five seconds.

455
00:18:29,528 --> 00:18:30,631
Gotta leave it out
a few minutes.

456
00:18:30,697 --> 00:18:32,601
I don't have
a few minutes‐‐ow!

457
00:18:32,668 --> 00:18:34,204
Left or right?
Arms or legs?

458
00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:35,641
Legs or arms?
Right or left?

459
00:18:35,707 --> 00:18:37,511
Terry, this better be
a fucking joke!

460
00:18:37,578 --> 00:18:40,316
It's not, Gordon!
Decide, decide!

461
00:18:40,383 --> 00:18:41,686
‐(drill buzzing)
‐Aah!

462
00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:43,757
Aah!

463
00:18:45,661 --> 00:18:48,566
(soft music)

464
00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:53,008
♪♪ ♪♪

465
00:18:53,075 --> 00:18:55,413
Ah, you're awake, mate.

466
00:18:55,479 --> 00:18:58,419
I brought you some tea.
Here you go.

467
00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:01,626
I'll just put it down here.

468
00:19:03,563 --> 00:19:07,571
So...because you couldn't
make your mind up,

469
00:19:07,638 --> 00:19:10,944
the surgical team removed
both your arms and your legs,

470
00:19:11,011 --> 00:19:12,848
and the middle of your brain.

471
00:19:12,915 --> 00:19:15,520
I looked up what the middle did
when our internet went back on.

472
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:18,727
It's not a dealbreaker.
(slurping)

473
00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:21,365
You did all this to me
because I wouldn't play along

474
00:19:21,431 --> 00:19:23,570
with your hypotheticals.

475
00:19:23,636 --> 00:19:27,678
Gordon, I swear
on my mother's grave

476
00:19:27,745 --> 00:19:30,049
that I had nothing to do
with this,

477
00:19:30,116 --> 00:19:32,320
nothing, not a single thing.

478
00:19:32,387 --> 00:19:35,226
It's the most crazy coincidence

479
00:19:35,292 --> 00:19:37,196
in the history
of the universe, Gordon.

480
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:40,737
You have to believe me.

481
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:42,440
(slurps)

482
00:19:42,508 --> 00:19:44,477
(cup thunks down)

483
00:19:44,545 --> 00:19:46,682
You gotta admit though,

484
00:19:46,749 --> 00:19:51,258
my hypotheticals weren't dumb
after all, were they?

485
00:19:52,961 --> 00:19:55,801
(upbeat music)

486
00:19:57,136 --> 00:19:59,742
(soft music)

487
00:20:03,115 --> 00:20:07,223
(soft music)

488
00:20:08,693 --> 00:20:11,264
(phone buzzes)

489
00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:19,515
(phone buzzing)

490
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:27,498
(phone buzzing)

491
00:20:27,564 --> 00:20:29,100
Hello.

492
00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:33,576
(upbeat music)

493
00:20:33,643 --> 00:20:35,346
You know what I like
about you, Kevin?

494
00:20:35,413 --> 00:20:37,518
‐Is it my charm?
‐Well, obviously your charm.

495
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:38,452
I knew it.

496
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,124
But also,
you're a team player.

497
00:20:41,191 --> 00:20:43,162
You don't try to be, like,
the star.

498
00:20:43,228 --> 00:20:44,832
That's because I know
I'm a star.

499
00:20:44,899 --> 00:20:47,370
‐I don't have to prove it.
‐Exactly.

500
00:20:47,437 --> 00:20:51,378
Not like some people,
Banya, Ernesto in many ways,

501
00:20:51,445 --> 00:20:53,182
that fucking falcon!

502
00:20:53,248 --> 00:20:55,887
I think Ernesto's just afraid
of rejection.

503
00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:58,225
What, so he preemptively
rejects us first?

504
00:20:58,292 --> 00:20:59,461
‐Exactly.
‐Ugh!

505
00:20:59,528 --> 00:21:01,465
Well, there is some good news.

506
00:21:01,532 --> 00:21:02,935
I think we're almost done
with the album.

507
00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:04,370
‐Really?
‐Yeah!

508
00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:07,711
We've got, I'd say,
four, five more hours tops.

509
00:21:07,778 --> 00:21:09,080
Oh, okay.

510
00:21:09,147 --> 00:21:10,416
Hey.

511
00:21:10,483 --> 00:21:12,420
‐Hey, dude.
‐Oh, hey.

512
00:21:12,487 --> 00:21:14,023
How's your new band?

513
00:21:14,090 --> 00:21:16,261
Ugh,
it's actually incredible.

514
00:21:16,328 --> 00:21:18,132
Everything is going
really well.

515
00:21:18,198 --> 00:21:19,735
‐Really?
‐(laughs) Yeah.

516
00:21:19,802 --> 00:21:21,772
I mean, I have no reason
to say otherwise.

517
00:21:21,839 --> 00:21:24,377
Actually, I'm here
to recruit new members.

518
00:21:24,444 --> 00:21:25,881
Kevin, could you play drums
on my new track?

519
00:21:25,947 --> 00:21:27,718
Mm, I guess so.

520
00:21:27,784 --> 00:21:29,522
Kevin, you're already
in my band!

521
00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:33,128
I can be in two bands!
Don't box in my creativity.

522
00:21:33,195 --> 00:21:36,434
Fine, but we're recording the
next Tanya track in 12 minutes.

523
00:21:36,502 --> 00:21:38,205
And I need you back here.

524
00:21:38,272 --> 00:21:40,610
My band doesn't really
do schedules.

525
00:21:40,677 --> 00:21:43,248
It's more of a chill,
artistic experience.

526
00:21:43,315 --> 00:21:45,019
Well, okay.

527
00:21:47,256 --> 00:21:49,294
Whoo!
All right, let's do this!

528
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:51,732
Ha‐ha, so exciting!

529
00:21:51,799 --> 00:21:53,636
Two, three, four!

530
00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:58,178
‐(playing kazoo)
‐(snapping)

531
00:21:58,245 --> 00:22:00,316
Kevin, let's go.
It's time.

532
00:22:01,652 --> 00:22:04,090
Kevin, hey,
could I borrow you again in,

533
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,027
I don't know,
15 minutes or so?

534
00:22:06,094 --> 00:22:08,432
Yeah, no problem.

535
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,739
I can easily juggle both
of my friends' expectations.

536
00:22:11,806 --> 00:22:13,242
(strained laugh)

537
00:22:13,308 --> 00:22:15,346
Cheers.

538
00:22:15,412 --> 00:22:17,116
Two, three, four!

539
00:22:17,183 --> 00:22:20,957
♪♪ ♪♪

540
00:22:21,024 --> 00:22:22,895
‐Kevin.
‐(groans)

541
00:22:25,299 --> 00:22:26,936
‐(playing kazoo)
‐(snapping)

542
00:22:27,003 --> 00:22:28,673
‐Kev!
‐(groans)

543
00:22:30,242 --> 00:22:32,013
Kev, dog.

544
00:22:32,079 --> 00:22:33,081
Woof, woof.

545
00:22:33,148 --> 00:22:34,250
‐(sighs)
‐K‐Town!

546
00:22:34,317 --> 00:22:35,820
KEVIN: Be right there.

547
00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:37,524
(sighs)

548
00:22:39,194 --> 00:22:42,701
Kevarino bombino,
fee fi fofino!

549
00:22:42,768 --> 00:22:44,572
Wow.

550
00:22:44,638 --> 00:22:46,241
‐Kevin.
‐(whimpers)

551
00:22:46,308 --> 00:22:48,245
TANYA:
Whoo, Kevin, let's go, hey!

552
00:22:48,312 --> 00:22:49,380
‐ERNESTO: Kevin.
‐(groans)

553
00:22:49,447 --> 00:22:51,786
‐ERNESTO: Kevin.
‐Uh, Kev.

554
00:22:51,852 --> 00:22:54,123
Okay, no problem.

555
00:22:54,190 --> 00:22:55,660
‐(groans)
‐Oh, Kev‐an.

556
00:22:55,727 --> 00:22:59,367
‐Be right there.
‐Señor K‐Town.

557
00:22:59,434 --> 00:23:02,541
‐(sighs)
‐K‐K‐K‐K‐Kevin.

558
00:23:02,608 --> 00:23:04,210
BOTH: K‐K‐K‐K‐Kev.

559
00:23:04,277 --> 00:23:06,314
Oh, Kevin.

560
00:23:06,381 --> 00:23:08,285
Ah!

561
00:23:08,352 --> 00:23:09,588
‐Kevin!
‐Kevin!

562
00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:12,260
‐Dude, are you alive?
‐Kevin, talk to us.

563
00:23:12,326 --> 00:23:13,830
Did the rhythm get you?

564
00:23:13,897 --> 00:23:17,236
‐I‐I need...
‐What is it, old friend?

565
00:23:17,303 --> 00:23:20,109
I need a sports drink.

566
00:23:20,175 --> 00:23:22,346
Yellow flavor.

567
00:23:22,413 --> 00:23:24,919
Sports drink, yellow flavor.
I'm on it.

568
00:23:24,985 --> 00:23:26,154
Oof, ah!

569
00:23:26,221 --> 00:23:27,524
Looks like I'm on it!

570
00:23:27,591 --> 00:23:29,327
Two, three, four!

571
00:23:29,394 --> 00:23:31,197
(grunts)

572
00:23:31,264 --> 00:23:33,302
Pow!

573
00:23:33,368 --> 00:23:36,074
(dramatic music)

574
00:23:46,428 --> 00:23:48,666
‐ERNESTO: We should get chips.
‐We have chips at home.

575
00:23:48,733 --> 00:23:51,539
‐Let's get him this one.
‐No, he said yellow flavor.

576
00:23:51,606 --> 00:23:53,442
Blue is better.
It has better vitamins.

577
00:23:53,509 --> 00:23:54,745
Dude, none of them
have vitamins.

578
00:23:54,812 --> 00:23:57,918
Except for the blue one.
It's the special version.

579
00:23:57,985 --> 00:24:00,489
It's from the arctic.

580
00:24:00,557 --> 00:24:02,326
It's the exact same shit!

581
00:24:02,393 --> 00:24:04,263
It's just sugar
and food coloring.

582
00:24:04,330 --> 00:24:07,904
Fine, looks like I'm getting
kicked out of this band, too.

583
00:24:07,971 --> 00:24:09,474
Huh, what band?

584
00:24:09,541 --> 00:24:10,777
The band of getting
sports drink.

585
00:24:10,844 --> 00:24:13,348
‐It's a metaphor.
‐Ernesto.

586
00:24:13,415 --> 00:24:15,553
That metaphor
barely makes sense.

587
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,490
And I was never gonna kick you
out of the band.

588
00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:18,993
‐You weren't?
‐No, dude!

589
00:24:19,060 --> 00:24:20,396
We sounded badass!

590
00:24:20,462 --> 00:24:23,135
You just kept singing about
summertime for some reason.

591
00:24:23,201 --> 00:24:24,470
That's my poetic nature.

592
00:24:24,538 --> 00:24:27,076
It just gets the best
of me sometimes.

593
00:24:27,143 --> 00:24:29,682
Well, if you can be
a little less poetic,

594
00:24:29,748 --> 00:24:31,919
‐you can be in the band again.
‐Really?

595
00:24:31,986 --> 00:24:34,591
I mean, unless your solo
project is going well.

596
00:24:34,658 --> 00:24:36,796
Check this out.

597
00:24:36,862 --> 00:24:38,198
‐It's actually not bad.
‐(kazoo music)

598
00:24:38,265 --> 00:24:40,870
(people shouting)

599
00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:42,974
Sir, ma'am, you're gonna need
to exit the store.

600
00:24:43,041 --> 00:24:47,149
‐But our sports drinks.
‐Hold the phone.

601
00:24:47,216 --> 00:24:48,452
(chill music)

602
00:24:48,519 --> 00:24:49,555
Yeah!

603
00:24:49,621 --> 00:24:51,324
‐Whoo!
‐Whoo!

604
00:24:51,391 --> 00:24:53,195
All right, you can stay.

605
00:24:53,261 --> 00:24:59,942
♪♪ ♪♪

606
00:25:01,311 --> 00:25:04,785
♪♪ Yeah, ah, you
best better listen ♪♪

607
00:25:04,852 --> 00:25:07,023
♪♪ I'ma set up these speakers ♪♪

608
00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:08,793
♪♪ Let's start with
the bass now ♪♪

609
00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:11,464
♪♪ Something to witness ♪♪

610
00:25:11,532 --> 00:25:13,536
♪♪ All up in my bizness ♪♪

611
00:25:13,603 --> 00:25:15,439
♪♪ Wit' yo' inhibitions ♪♪

612
00:25:15,507 --> 00:25:17,410
♪♪ Come out your prisons ♪♪

613
00:25:17,476 --> 00:25:20,182
♪♪ And I'll be here when
you start bitchin' ♪♪

614
00:25:20,249 --> 00:25:23,823
♪♪ Ah, hell, no,
what is that smell ♪♪

615
00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,760
♪♪ When you inhale a round ♪♪

616
00:25:25,827 --> 00:25:27,898
♪♪ And you exhale the town ♪♪

617
00:25:27,964 --> 00:25:29,968
♪♪ 'Cause the captain
goes along ♪♪

618
00:25:30,035 --> 00:25:32,239
♪♪ And I pray for my mom ♪♪

619
00:25:32,306 --> 00:25:33,810
♪♪ Sing how'd you do it ♪♪

620
00:25:33,876 --> 00:25:36,414
♪♪ When you went through
the moving side ♪♪

621
00:25:36,481 --> 00:25:38,920
♪♪ I'll say it's shady ♪♪

622
00:25:38,986 --> 00:25:41,057
♪♪ All dirty and ready ♪♪

623
00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:45,265
♪♪ We're callin' what we are
and just discover me ♪♪

624
00:25:45,332 --> 00:25:47,637
♪♪ Can't you come
and fake it ♪♪

625
00:25:47,704 --> 00:25:49,641
♪♪ All of us, we're playin' ♪♪

626
00:25:49,708 --> 00:25:52,012
♪♪ It's the holy matrimony ♪♪

627
00:25:52,079 --> 00:25:54,117
♪♪ When we live this fantasy ♪♪

628
00:25:54,183 --> 00:25:55,185
♪♪ Ye‐ea‐ah ♪♪

629
00:25:55,252 --> 00:25:58,191
‐(clear music)
‐CHORUS: ♪♪ Yes ♪♪