1
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Come on, kid. Get outta here.

2
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Ice cweam.

3
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‐What?
‐KID: Ice cweam!

4
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No money, no ice cream.
Come on, let's go.

5
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‐Ice cweam!
‐You're holding up the line.

6
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‐Let's go.
‐Ice cweam!

7
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(mellow music)

8
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♪♪ ♪♪

9
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(quirky music)

10
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♪♪ ♪♪

11
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(laughs)

12
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I gotta stop eating like this.

13
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I can feel my metabolism
slowing down.

14
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Oh, me too, I know.

15
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I mean, how many food festivals
can one city have?

16
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(sighs) Guess we don't
have to go to all of them.

17
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What else are we gonna do
for fun?

18
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Other than eat and drink stuff?

19
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Hmm. Bowling?

20
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Mm.

21
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The library?

22
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Yeah, neither of those
sound right.

23
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Let's just find Kevin.

24
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Oh, he said he was looking
for nachos.

25
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(gasps)
The nacho truck already left.

26
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Oh, shit.

27
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(groans)

28
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Why?

29
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Why?!

30
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(sobbing)

31
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As soon as he sees

32
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the cheese fries,
he'll be fine.

33
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‐Hey!
‐What the hell, man?

34
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Oh, sorry. Ernesto? Tanya?

35
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‐BOTH: Naveen?
‐Yeah!

36
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‐It's me, Naveen!
‐Oh, my God!

37
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What are you doing here?

38
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KEVIN:
Cheese fries!

39
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‐(Kevin sobs)
‐Ha! Is that Kevin?

40
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This is like a little reunion.

41
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‐Yeah!
‐Wow!

42
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Man, we haven't
seen you since...

43
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The party days.

44
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BOTH:
The party days.

45
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(laughs)
You used to party so hard.

46
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(chuckles)
I know.

47
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I was a real wild guy.

48
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But then I got hit by a car.

49
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‐(gasps)
‐Holy sh‐‐

50
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‐Oh, my God.
‐Damn, dude.

51
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Yeah, after that,
I got my life together.

52
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It was like the universe
was telling me,

53
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"Stop partying, Naveen."

54
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No more beer,
no more junk food.

55
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I got healthy.
I found happiness.

56
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‐Yeah.
‐Hell yeah.

57
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All right, man!

58
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And then I got hit
by another car.

59
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‐What?
‐Damn!

60
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Yeah, and I had to start
all over again.

61
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Again.

62
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It was another sign
from the universe,

63
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but I was listening
even harder.

64
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So I got even healthier.

65
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I got into running,
I got married,

66
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I started my own
successful business.

67
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‐That's awesome, man.
‐Good for you, dude.

68
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And then I got hit
by another car.

69
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‐Oh, no.
‐Wait.

70
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Do you, like, look both ways
before crossing

71
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or any of that stuff?

72
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I only look one way: forward.

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‐(whistles)
‐That's my philosophy.

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‐Ha. So true.
‐What's true?

75
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Sorry, I have to keep moving
to maintain the ol' sweat rate.

76
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I'm training
for my first marathon.

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Wow, that's, like,
the biggest race, right?

78
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Yep‐‐I figure
I'm not getting any younger,

79
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and another car could hit me
at any second,

80
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so might as well live
my best life, right?

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(chuckles)
Hey, I gotta run,

82
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but we should
grab a water sometime.

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‐You know, catch up.
‐Yeah, for sure.

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‐I love water.
‐See ya!

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(panting)

86
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Wow, what an inspiration.

87
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No, that guy
was always an idiot.

88
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And now he's been hit
by three cars?

89
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That's not a normal amount
of cars.

90
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Maybe I should stop
eating junk food

91
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and start a business
and run a marathon.

92
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I haven't done
any of those things.

93
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I'm probably
in the worst shape of my life,

94
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and I'm older than
I've ever been before!

95
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Listen, if you wanna
change your life,

96
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don't do it because of Naveen.

97
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Do it because, I don't know,

98
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you're ashamed of your
past choices or whatever.

99
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Wait, why do people
change their lives?

100
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Hmm. I think it is shame.

101
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I'm still eating this burger,
though.

102
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Oh, of course,
it would be a waste not to.

103
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Mm‐hmm!

104
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Hey, um, I just saw Naveen.

105
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Mmm, mmm. He looks incredible!

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Really healthy.

107
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But then out of nowhere, bam!

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Hit by a car.

109
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Oh, no.

110
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Mmm. Cheesy.

111
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(singing in language)

112
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(upbeat synth music)

113
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Yeah, I guess I just find it
kind of hard

114
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to relate to people
because I like weird movies.

115
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Yeah, my friends
don't really get me,

116
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my family doesn't really get me
because I like weird movies.

117
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Yeah, sorry, I just don't think

118
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you would've heard
of any of them.

119
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Like, have you seen
Bunker Pillow?

120
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70 minutes of raw,
orgy‐astic lemon zesting.

121
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Plus a guy gets his ass eaten
by a pterodactyl.

122
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No, it's just kind of, like,
weird, I guess.

123
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Guy takes so much Benadryl,
goes to a pottery class,

124
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makes a couple of mugs,

125
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then he gets his ass eaten
by a pterodactyl.

126
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He's got a grenade launcher
that shoots red pandas.

127
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People with phantom limbs
and glass penal glands

128
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playing chess with Santa‐‐
kinda weird.

129
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I don't know how
I got this way.

130
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I guess as a kid, I was kinda,
like, doing my own thing.

131
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A Pinocchio remake
where child labor laws

132
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are being IRL violated.

133
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And a couple of guys
are getting

134
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their asses eaten
by a pterodactyl.

135
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So yeah, I just need, like,
a $900,000 student loan.

136
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I'm talking
webcam hernia massages.

137
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I'm very lonely.

138
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(mellow music)

139
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(mellow music)

140
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‐SWAN BOY: Swan boy!
‐(guitar chords)

141
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(upbeat rock music)

142
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♪♪ ♪♪

143
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(chuckles)
The thing about Tom Waits

144
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that I understand and I feel
like most people don't...

145
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So really, Mark Hoffis
was holding the‐‐

146
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(sniffing)

147
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Oh, my God, is that
the choking sign?

148
00:05:05,253 --> 00:05:06,623
Is Rona choking?!

149
00:05:06,690 --> 00:05:08,627
(panting)
Don't worry, Rona! I'm coming!

150
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Out of the way, virgins!

151
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(gasps)

152
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Swan Boy, you've bespoiled
the burgers and dogs!

153
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Gabby, I'm disappointed in you.

154
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You're taking time to talk

155
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about the bespoiled
burgers and dogs

156
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when Rona is choking.

157
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She's dying.
Her face is turning blue.

158
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She's got half a second
to live,

159
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and you're talking about
burgers and dogs.

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Just wasting time.

161
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Oh, uh, I'm‐‐you know, I'm‐‐
what is this, pork?

162
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Swan Boy, you useless asshole.

163
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First you forget to bring ice,

164
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and then you ruin
the grilled meats.

165
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I didn't forget the ice;

166
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I just stopped thinking
about it.

167
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That's what forgetting is!

168
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You are useless!

169
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I am not useless!
I'll show you.

170
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I'll get more ice than your
shitty little cups can handle.

171
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Well, I'm lost.

172
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I know‐‐I'll use the stars
to guide me.

173
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Like the pioneers.

174
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Eh, hmm. Ah, fuck!

175
00:06:03,236 --> 00:06:04,338
Why's that one star so close?

176
00:06:06,209 --> 00:06:07,411
Well met, traveler!

177
00:06:07,477 --> 00:06:08,714
(brass fanfare)

178
00:06:08,781 --> 00:06:10,116
Huh. Who the shit are you?

179
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A friend of sorts.

180
00:06:11,820 --> 00:06:13,356
Here to lighten your coinpurse.

181
00:06:13,423 --> 00:06:15,895
We'll be taking that. Veep!

182
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Uh, bone dry, boss.

183
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I hope "Gangnam Style"
is still popular.

184
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Aha!

185
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We mistook your frame
for an inbred prince

186
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and thought you wealthy.

187
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More fools we.

188
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What is this, like, pirates?
Are you guys pirates?

189
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I see his riches lie in wits
rather than wallets.

190
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He thinks us privateers.

191
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(laughter)

192
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Well, I hate this.
I'm gonna head out.

193
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Heh, you must forgive us
our manners.

194
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We are the Cheerful Chaps!

195
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We live outside of society
and its judgmental eye.

196
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‐Come again?
‐Aye!

197
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We are a merry band.

198
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‐We rob from the rich and‐‐
‐You rob from the rich?

199
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Yea, verily!

200
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We live off their spoils.

201
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Yeah, well, somebody's gotta.

202
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Aah.
Our little corner of the world.

203
00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:06,630
Where we can just live free
and die hard.

204
00:07:06,697 --> 00:07:08,433
The bandits' code is that

205
00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:11,439
we must always have
each other's backs.

206
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We live off the grid, you see.

207
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Badass. Fuck grids.

208
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Swan lad,
I see something in you.

209
00:07:17,217 --> 00:07:19,121
Some spark of greatness.

210
00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:22,094
Methinks the Cheerful Chaps
would make great use of you.

211
00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:23,229
No foolin'?

212
00:07:23,296 --> 00:07:24,465
You mean like a useful guy?

213
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In your words lie truth.

214
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(chuckles)
May our coffers never run dry.

215
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And may our martinis always.

216
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Yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes.
(both chuckle)

217
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Sic semper tyrannosaurus!

218
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Veep!

219
00:07:40,564 --> 00:07:42,000
Very good, sir.

220
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(laughs)
Huzzah!

221
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Another banner day,
good fellows!

222
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ALL:
Huzzah! Hear, hear!

223
00:07:50,383 --> 00:07:53,857
And we owe it all
to young lad Swan.

224
00:07:53,924 --> 00:07:56,530
And indeed, here's a fellow
born for a life of banditry.

225
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And now we rob a bank!

226
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(dramatic music)

227
00:08:00,170 --> 00:08:03,076
(screaming, gunfire)

228
00:08:03,142 --> 00:08:04,044
Ah!

229
00:08:04,111 --> 00:08:07,384
Now to give all this money
to the poor!

230
00:08:07,451 --> 00:08:10,357
Or blow up the oldest tree
in town!

231
00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:13,964
(lively classical music)

232
00:08:14,031 --> 00:08:16,570
(sirens wailing)

233
00:08:17,638 --> 00:08:21,312
And so what, exactly,
was just accomplished?

234
00:08:21,379 --> 00:08:23,584
Gotta let Arbor Day know
we're not fucking around!

235
00:08:23,650 --> 00:08:25,253
Next stop, town reservoir!

236
00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:26,389
Too many people been drinking,

237
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not enough people
been respecting us.

238
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Enough!

239
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Perhaps we misjudged ye.

240
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In your boldness,
we saw usefulness,

241
00:08:33,771 --> 00:08:35,340
but this was a bridge too far.

242
00:08:35,407 --> 00:08:38,179
I understand maybe 10%
of what you're saying, uh...

243
00:08:38,246 --> 00:08:40,951
Ah, aha, ah, okay.
(clears throat)

244
00:08:41,018 --> 00:08:42,855
You're a dangerous person
with terrifying goals,

245
00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:44,158
and the world is better off
when you fuck up

246
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and get in your own way.

247
00:08:45,427 --> 00:08:47,799
Please never succeed again.
You're fired, okay?

248
00:08:47,865 --> 00:08:49,134
You're fired
from being our friend.

249
00:08:49,201 --> 00:08:50,203
Whoa, you're British?

250
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Go! Go, go‐go‐‐get out of here.

251
00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,846
I'll never forget you, guy.

252
00:08:54,913 --> 00:08:56,516
(upbeat rock music)

253
00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:58,787
‐Did you get the ice?
‐No, I didn't.

254
00:08:58,854 --> 00:09:00,591
God, you really are
good for nothing.

255
00:09:00,658 --> 00:09:02,662
Hmm. Thank ye.

256
00:09:03,731 --> 00:09:05,601
Ah! Stay away from us!

257
00:09:05,668 --> 00:09:08,574
(upbeat jazz music)

258
00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:15,688
♪♪ ♪♪

259
00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:19,461
(upbeat music)

260
00:09:19,529 --> 00:09:22,835
♪♪ ♪♪

261
00:09:22,902 --> 00:09:26,643
(acoustic guitar chords)

262
00:09:26,710 --> 00:09:29,448
(grunts)
All right.

263
00:09:29,516 --> 00:09:31,553
Welcome to exercise day.

264
00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:33,724
The day on which I,
and maybe all of us,

265
00:09:33,791 --> 00:09:35,961
become fit, personally
fulfilled individuals

266
00:09:36,028 --> 00:09:37,799
who perhaps own
their own businesses.

267
00:09:37,865 --> 00:09:40,738
That seems like a lot
of expectations for one day.

268
00:09:40,805 --> 00:09:42,942
Kevin, do you need to be
playing guitar right now?

269
00:09:43,009 --> 00:09:45,648
We're talking about making
serious changes in our lives.

270
00:09:45,714 --> 00:09:48,520
Oh, I'm making a change
by becoming a guitarist.

271
00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:49,923
‐Are you?
‐Yeah.

272
00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:52,360
Because if you really are,
you can keep playing.

273
00:09:52,427 --> 00:09:53,730
‐Great.
‐ERNESTO: Okay.

274
00:09:53,797 --> 00:09:54,933
I trust you not
to take advantage

275
00:09:54,999 --> 00:09:56,368
of my lenience on this.

276
00:09:56,435 --> 00:09:59,007
♪♪ You should ♪♪

277
00:09:59,074 --> 00:10:00,711
Tanya?
Do you have anything to add?

278
00:10:00,778 --> 00:10:04,051
Nope, I am ready
for some exercise, baby.

279
00:10:04,118 --> 00:10:06,656
As long as this doesn't become,
like, a weird self‐help thing.

280
00:10:06,723 --> 00:10:07,959
It probably won't.

281
00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:10,163
First, we'll be going
for a bike ride.

282
00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:11,398
Let's hit it!

283
00:10:11,465 --> 00:10:14,606
(thunder booming)

284
00:10:15,841 --> 00:10:17,612
So I guess the universe
is telling me

285
00:10:17,678 --> 00:10:19,348
to be lazy and stay inside.

286
00:10:19,414 --> 00:10:21,185
Well, guess what, universe?

287
00:10:21,252 --> 00:10:23,524
I've never listened to anybody
in my life,

288
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,961
and I'm not starting now.

289
00:10:26,028 --> 00:10:28,967
All right, it's about 20 meters
to the end of the hall.

290
00:10:29,034 --> 00:10:31,540
By my calculations,
we can do a 7 mile ride

291
00:10:31,606 --> 00:10:33,510
if we go back and forth

292
00:10:33,577 --> 00:10:34,712
600 times.

293
00:10:34,779 --> 00:10:36,282
‐Does that sound fun?
‐No.

294
00:10:36,348 --> 00:10:37,317
Let's race!

295
00:10:37,384 --> 00:10:40,223
(upbeat rock music)

296
00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:42,260
(grunts)

297
00:10:42,327 --> 00:10:45,901
(panting)

298
00:10:45,968 --> 00:10:49,141
(metallic clattering)

299
00:10:49,208 --> 00:10:51,178
Guys! Ernesto is hurt!

300
00:10:51,245 --> 00:10:53,449
I think he needs to go
to the hospital now!

301
00:10:53,517 --> 00:10:54,819
Oh, my God! Where is he?

302
00:10:54,886 --> 00:10:56,322
Kevin, are you the one

303
00:10:56,388 --> 00:10:58,627
who put Scotch Tape
on the television?

304
00:10:59,929 --> 00:11:02,300
(groans)
I'm fine, I'm fine.

305
00:11:02,367 --> 00:11:03,937
I just twisted my ankle.

306
00:11:04,004 --> 00:11:05,741
No, dude, that shit's broken.

307
00:11:05,808 --> 00:11:07,244
I've broken enough ankles
to know.

308
00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:08,747
Your own ankles, right?

309
00:11:08,814 --> 00:11:10,016
We're taking you
to the hospital.

310
00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,118
Let's go.

311
00:11:11,185 --> 00:11:12,120
(grunts)

312
00:11:13,222 --> 00:11:14,324
What's on you?

313
00:11:14,391 --> 00:11:15,594
Is that our Saran wrap?

314
00:11:15,661 --> 00:11:17,498
I couldn't find my raincoat,

315
00:11:17,565 --> 00:11:19,969
and spoiler alert:
cats hate water.

316
00:11:20,036 --> 00:11:22,675
(groans) That's the
name‐brand Saran wrap.

317
00:11:22,742 --> 00:11:25,013
It's not cheap.
I paid for half of that.

318
00:11:25,079 --> 00:11:27,718
And I'm wearing the half
that I paid for!

319
00:11:27,785 --> 00:11:29,856
Also, your half
is in the trash can.

320
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,660
I couldn't get it
to cling right.

321
00:11:34,031 --> 00:11:35,534
Do you think
this is how Naveen felt

322
00:11:35,601 --> 00:11:37,237
‐after his car accidents?
‐(groans)

323
00:11:37,304 --> 00:11:39,976
This is not
the time to bring up Naveen.

324
00:11:40,043 --> 00:11:41,746
Who in the holy heck
is Naveen?

325
00:11:41,813 --> 00:11:43,984
Only the most
inspirational guy we know.

326
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:45,554
We used to hang out with him.

327
00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,758
He's been hit by three cars.

328
00:11:47,825 --> 00:11:50,129
Actually, it's four now.

329
00:11:50,196 --> 00:11:52,100
Four, huh?
I've been hit by five.

330
00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:53,737
Five? How?

331
00:11:53,804 --> 00:11:55,006
I don't know.

332
00:11:55,073 --> 00:11:57,043
I get into weird
physical situations.

333
00:11:57,110 --> 00:11:58,112
What do you want me
to tell you?

334
00:11:58,179 --> 00:11:59,949
It's just my luck, I guess,
all right?

335
00:12:00,016 --> 00:12:01,418
Listen, can we take
a quick break?

336
00:12:01,485 --> 00:12:02,822
I need to adjust my wrap here.

337
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:03,857
‐No, don't let go of him!
‐I'm getting drenched.

338
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,861
(both grunt)

339
00:12:05,928 --> 00:12:07,030
‐Whoa!
‐No, no, no, no, no!

340
00:12:07,097 --> 00:12:08,232
This is literally my nightmare!

341
00:12:08,299 --> 00:12:10,436
‐ERNESTO: No!
‐What the fudge?

342
00:12:10,504 --> 00:12:13,644
♪♪ Dun, dun, dun! ♪♪

343
00:12:13,710 --> 00:12:16,081
(mellow music)

344
00:12:19,856 --> 00:12:23,630
(mellow music)

345
00:12:23,697 --> 00:12:26,603
(spacey music)

346
00:12:26,670 --> 00:12:27,672
♪♪ ♪♪

347
00:12:27,738 --> 00:12:28,941
I see you there.

348
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,025
(book thuds)

349
00:12:38,092 --> 00:12:39,796
You hear that thud?

350
00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:42,267
It brings me to today's word:

351
00:12:42,334 --> 00:12:43,235
onomatopoeia.

352
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:47,277
Its definition:

353
00:12:53,489 --> 00:12:55,995
Let's run through
a few onomatopoeias

354
00:12:56,061 --> 00:12:57,498
together, shall we?

355
00:12:57,565 --> 00:12:59,067
‐(cow moos)
‐Moo.

356
00:12:59,134 --> 00:13:01,271
‐(zipper zips)
‐Zip.

357
00:13:01,338 --> 00:13:03,577
‐(doorbell rings)
‐Ding‐dong.

358
00:13:03,644 --> 00:13:05,781
‐(water churns)
‐Glug.

359
00:13:05,848 --> 00:13:07,484
‐(cashbox bell dings)
‐Ka‐ching.

360
00:13:07,551 --> 00:13:09,922
‐(whoosh)
‐Whoosh.

361
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:12,193
‐(squeegee squeaks)
‐Squeegee.

362
00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:14,532
‐(water splashes)
‐Splash.

363
00:13:14,599 --> 00:13:16,135
‐(boink)
‐Boink.

364
00:13:16,201 --> 00:13:18,306
‐(doink)
‐Doink.

365
00:13:18,372 --> 00:13:19,709
(explosion)

366
00:13:19,776 --> 00:13:21,746
(imitating explosion)

367
00:13:21,813 --> 00:13:23,282
(sci‐fi whooshing)

368
00:13:23,349 --> 00:13:25,153
Gdjooo.

369
00:13:25,219 --> 00:13:26,923
‐(gun cocks)
‐(gunshot)

370
00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:29,762
Chk‐chk, poo!

371
00:13:29,829 --> 00:13:32,233
And, of course,
my personal favorite:

372
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:33,135
accountant.

373
00:13:33,202 --> 00:13:36,308
(upbeat jazz music)

374
00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:37,878
♪♪ ♪♪

375
00:13:37,945 --> 00:13:39,615
(upbeat synth music)

376
00:13:39,682 --> 00:13:43,690
(singer singing in language)

377
00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:45,126
(gasping)

378
00:13:45,193 --> 00:13:46,930
Breathe, honey, breathe!

379
00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:49,201
Keep pushing, Mrs. Jenkins.
I can see the head.

380
00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:51,305
‐Here it comes.
‐(yells)

381
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,543
‐I'll get the helmet.
‐What helmet?!

382
00:13:53,610 --> 00:13:55,013
The VR helmet!

383
00:13:55,079 --> 00:13:56,348
‐Push!
‐(yells)

384
00:13:56,415 --> 00:13:57,818
‐Push!
‐Ahh!

385
00:13:57,885 --> 00:13:59,622
‐FATHER: And...yes!
‐(baby cries)

386
00:13:59,689 --> 00:14:01,358
‐(mother crying)
‐Perfect!

387
00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:02,828
Seamless transition.

388
00:14:02,895 --> 00:14:04,866
‐(device chirps)
‐(gasps) What?

389
00:14:04,932 --> 00:14:06,201
What's going on?

390
00:14:06,268 --> 00:14:08,372
Oh, he's gotta learn
about VR early, honey.

391
00:14:08,439 --> 00:14:09,241
It's the future!

392
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,011
This way, the first thing
he'll see

393
00:14:11,078 --> 00:14:12,247
is a virtual world.

394
00:14:12,313 --> 00:14:14,117
He'll be miles ahead
of his peers!

395
00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:16,255
He could be the next Elon Musk.

396
00:14:16,321 --> 00:14:19,696
Oh. What can he see right now?

397
00:14:19,762 --> 00:14:21,298
He thinks he's still
in the womb.

398
00:14:21,365 --> 00:14:22,467
How funny's that?

399
00:14:22,535 --> 00:14:23,737
(both laugh)

400
00:14:23,804 --> 00:14:25,774
That's awful! Change it!

401
00:14:25,841 --> 00:14:26,910
‐Okay, okay.
‐(device chirps)

402
00:14:26,976 --> 00:14:28,312
(baby crying)

403
00:14:28,379 --> 00:14:30,216
‐What's happening?
‐Oh, now he's fighting aliens.

404
00:14:30,283 --> 00:14:32,253
They're attacking
from all sides!

405
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,324
(baby wails)

406
00:14:34,391 --> 00:14:35,627
Aw, he just died.

407
00:14:35,694 --> 00:14:36,730
What?!

408
00:14:36,796 --> 00:14:38,165
Well, how many lives
does he get?

409
00:14:38,232 --> 00:14:38,967
Three!

410
00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:41,940
(unsettling music)

411
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,877
♪♪ ♪♪

412
00:14:43,944 --> 00:14:47,016
(grunting)

413
00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:49,354
VOICE: Yo, yo, yo! What's up?

414
00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:50,991
Who goes there?

415
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,364
Ta‐da!

416
00:14:54,431 --> 00:14:55,400
Who are you?

417
00:14:55,466 --> 00:14:56,936
Do you like it here?

418
00:14:57,003 --> 00:14:58,439
Mm, it's okay.

419
00:14:58,507 --> 00:14:59,776
Okay? All right.

420
00:14:59,842 --> 00:15:02,213
Tell me what you did today.

421
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:05,921
Um, I defended a space station
from incoming evil drones.

422
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,958
‐Yeah?
‐Then I fought an aerial battle

423
00:15:08,025 --> 00:15:09,929
in an apocalyptic
desert wasteland.

424
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:12,033
‐Uh‐huh.
‐And now I'm defeating a horde

425
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:13,402
of a thousand zombies.

426
00:15:13,469 --> 00:15:15,039
Fuck me dead!

427
00:15:15,106 --> 00:15:16,275
Well, what's the matter?

428
00:15:16,341 --> 00:15:17,778
Don't you ever wonder why
there isn't anything

429
00:15:17,845 --> 00:15:19,381
more interesting
to do around here

430
00:15:19,448 --> 00:15:20,918
than shoot zombies

431
00:15:20,984 --> 00:15:24,024
and have lame‐ass
space battles?

432
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,894
What could be
more interesting than that?

433
00:15:25,961 --> 00:15:27,531
Oh, where do I start?

434
00:15:27,598 --> 00:15:33,209
There's MDMA, orgies, dogs,
alcoholic milk shakes!

435
00:15:33,275 --> 00:15:34,077
(slurps)

436
00:15:34,144 --> 00:15:36,381
Snorkeling, jazzy house music.

437
00:15:36,448 --> 00:15:37,585
(vocalizing)

438
00:15:37,651 --> 00:15:39,622
Lying by the pool
while the love of your life

439
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,728
rubs you down with coconut oil.

440
00:15:42,795 --> 00:15:45,701
What are all those things?
What's coconut oil?

441
00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:48,540
Maybe it's time you found out.

442
00:15:48,607 --> 00:15:49,609
How do I do that?

443
00:15:49,675 --> 00:15:51,478
Maybe check your face.

444
00:15:51,546 --> 00:15:54,484
Later! Oh!

445
00:15:54,552 --> 00:15:55,587
Hey, wait!

446
00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:56,589
Wha‐‐come back and‐‐

447
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,425
what do you mean,
"check your face"?

448
00:15:58,493 --> 00:15:59,796
Hey! He‐‐

449
00:15:59,862 --> 00:16:01,900
Aww...

450
00:16:01,966 --> 00:16:03,269
Aw.

451
00:16:05,473 --> 00:16:06,576
What'd he say?

452
00:16:07,545 --> 00:16:09,549
Check my face.

453
00:16:09,615 --> 00:16:11,118
Hmm.

454
00:16:11,185 --> 00:16:13,055
What's this?

455
00:16:13,122 --> 00:16:16,094
(grunting)

456
00:16:19,635 --> 00:16:21,739
Wha‐‐uh‐‐wha‐‐

457
00:16:24,477 --> 00:16:25,514
What the‐‐

458
00:16:26,783 --> 00:16:29,120
Help. Help!

459
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,860
Help!

460
00:16:31,926 --> 00:16:34,130
Ritchie! Calm down, son.
Calm down.

461
00:16:34,197 --> 00:16:36,235
Who's Ritchie? Who are you?!

462
00:16:36,301 --> 00:16:38,740
I'm your father, Ritchie,
and this is your mother.

463
00:16:38,807 --> 00:16:40,777
Father? Mother?

464
00:16:40,844 --> 00:16:42,948
‐Am I dreaming?
‐No, son.

465
00:16:43,015 --> 00:16:45,219
A creature inside the mask,

466
00:16:45,286 --> 00:16:48,225
he told me there was
interesting stuff out here.

467
00:16:48,292 --> 00:16:50,964
I know, Ritchie.
He was a bug in the system.

468
00:16:51,031 --> 00:16:53,135
A faulty piece of code, love.

469
00:16:53,202 --> 00:16:55,039
But was he right?

470
00:16:55,106 --> 00:16:57,143
Yes, son.

471
00:16:57,210 --> 00:16:58,947
So out here is...

472
00:16:59,014 --> 00:17:01,118
Out here is real, Ritchie.

473
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,692
Is there MDMA?

474
00:17:04,759 --> 00:17:05,994
Is there dog orgies?

475
00:17:06,061 --> 00:17:08,465
Oh, of course. So many.

476
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:11,606
You're free now, son.

477
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:15,814
But why did you do this?

478
00:17:15,881 --> 00:17:17,918
Because now you're a VR native,

479
00:17:17,985 --> 00:17:21,826
and you'll become the CEO
of a successful tech startup.

480
00:17:21,893 --> 00:17:23,663
I don't know what that means.

481
00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:24,966
You will.

482
00:17:25,032 --> 00:17:26,235
It's good
to have you back, son.

483
00:17:28,038 --> 00:17:32,080
We love you, Ritchie.

484
00:17:32,146 --> 00:17:34,652
I love you too, Mum and Dad.

485
00:17:34,719 --> 00:17:36,154
Thank you for freeing me.

486
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:39,194
Now I get to be a real boy.

487
00:17:39,261 --> 00:17:42,701
Now I get to be a real boy.

488
00:17:42,768 --> 00:17:44,772
Oh, this fake awakening
simulation

489
00:17:44,839 --> 00:17:47,410
will really help him prepare
for real life.

490
00:17:47,477 --> 00:17:49,481
Well, when do you think
he'll be ready for real life?

491
00:17:49,548 --> 00:17:52,253
Oh, the technology
moves so fast.

492
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,825
He'll need to stay in there
just to keep up with it.

493
00:17:54,892 --> 00:17:58,332
Huh. So maybe never, then.

494
00:17:58,399 --> 00:17:59,735
Yeah. Maybe never.

495
00:18:01,071 --> 00:18:03,610
(warbly synth music)

496
00:18:05,246 --> 00:18:07,016
SINGER: ♪♪ A, I love you ♪♪

497
00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:09,020
♪♪ B, I want you ♪♪

498
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:11,693
♪♪ C, I miss you ♪♪

499
00:18:11,759 --> 00:18:14,632
(keyboards clacking)

500
00:18:20,009 --> 00:18:21,011
(hiccups)

501
00:18:21,078 --> 00:18:22,548
(irritated grunts)

502
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:28,459
‐(hiccups)
‐(angry grunts)

503
00:18:30,764 --> 00:18:32,534
(inhales)

504
00:18:38,145 --> 00:18:39,047
(hiccups)

505
00:18:39,114 --> 00:18:41,719
(mellow music)

506
00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:49,034
(mellow music)

507
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:52,908
(somber music)

508
00:18:52,975 --> 00:18:54,679
‐How you feeling?
‐(sighs)

509
00:18:54,745 --> 00:18:56,983
Like a broken man
at his lowest point.

510
00:18:57,050 --> 00:18:58,385
Come on, bud.

511
00:18:58,452 --> 00:19:00,356
You'll have way lower points
than this.

512
00:19:00,423 --> 00:19:02,160
Ugh, can we just go
to the hospital?

513
00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:04,431
Not yet.
Kevin, you see anything?

514
00:19:04,498 --> 00:19:05,634
Nothing!

515
00:19:05,701 --> 00:19:07,805
Well, we'll give it
another minute or two.

516
00:19:07,871 --> 00:19:10,844
Maybe I should stop trying
to be my best self.

517
00:19:10,911 --> 00:19:13,115
That version of me always
seems to be in a lot of pain.

518
00:19:13,182 --> 00:19:15,754
Or you should just stop
riding your bike in hallways.

519
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,357
You know what? No.

520
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:19,060
That's not the life
I wanna live.

521
00:19:19,127 --> 00:19:21,198
I mean, that's just
basic safety.

522
00:19:21,264 --> 00:19:23,369
No, why live in fear?

523
00:19:23,435 --> 00:19:25,139
You can get hit by a car
at any time

524
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,542
up to four times!

525
00:19:26,609 --> 00:19:27,410
That's life.

526
00:19:27,477 --> 00:19:29,247
No, that's just one man's

527
00:19:29,314 --> 00:19:30,784
very specific life.

528
00:19:30,851 --> 00:19:32,286
(Cat screaming)

529
00:19:32,353 --> 00:19:33,556
(gasps)
There!

530
00:19:33,623 --> 00:19:36,194
Oh, shit!

531
00:19:36,261 --> 00:19:37,998
(yells)

532
00:19:38,065 --> 00:19:39,735
Help! Help!

533
00:19:39,802 --> 00:19:41,038
Oh, God!

534
00:19:41,104 --> 00:19:42,440
Oh, God. Oh, God.

535
00:19:42,508 --> 00:19:45,112
Ernesto, come on, dude!
We need you!

536
00:19:45,179 --> 00:19:46,682
‐Ernesto!
‐(grunting)

537
00:19:46,749 --> 00:19:48,185
‐TANYA: Come on, dude.
‐Ow. Ow.

538
00:19:48,252 --> 00:19:50,289
‐CAT: Come on!
‐Come on.

539
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,160
‐Cat, come on!
‐I can't die!

540
00:19:52,226 --> 00:19:54,130
TANYA:
Give me your hand, Cat! Reach!

541
00:19:54,197 --> 00:19:55,767
Kevin! Your guitar!

542
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:56,903
Mm‐mm!

543
00:19:56,969 --> 00:19:59,040
‐(Cat yelling)
‐TANYA: Take my damn hand!

544
00:19:59,107 --> 00:20:00,510
‐(groans)
‐TANYA: Kevin!

545
00:20:00,577 --> 00:20:02,213
Fine.

546
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,350
(both grunting)

547
00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:06,421
Reach a little bit more, Cat!

548
00:20:06,488 --> 00:20:09,160
No! Don't grab the strings!
It'll get out of tune!

549
00:20:09,227 --> 00:20:11,699
Oh, God! Ah!

550
00:20:11,766 --> 00:20:12,968
(both grunting)

551
00:20:13,035 --> 00:20:14,538
TANYA:
Come on, guys.

552
00:20:14,605 --> 00:20:17,443
Oh, I can't die like this
on the guitar!

553
00:20:17,511 --> 00:20:19,080
The world needs me!

554
00:20:19,147 --> 00:20:22,053
(grunting)

555
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,959
No! My guitarbrella!

556
00:20:25,025 --> 00:20:27,196
Wah! I regret this decision!

557
00:20:27,263 --> 00:20:30,035
‐Possessions aren't everything!
‐(sighs)

558
00:20:30,102 --> 00:20:31,939
Come on.

559
00:20:32,006 --> 00:20:34,912
(all grunting)

560
00:20:36,582 --> 00:20:37,785
Come on!

561
00:20:39,622 --> 00:20:41,291
(gasps)

562
00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:43,797
(all groaning)

563
00:20:43,863 --> 00:20:45,366
‐We did it. We did it.
‐Yeah.

564
00:20:45,433 --> 00:20:46,803
‐Two times.
‐Whoo!

565
00:20:46,869 --> 00:20:48,071
That was so intense.

566
00:20:48,138 --> 00:20:50,577
You still think
you're a weak little loser now?

567
00:20:50,644 --> 00:20:53,415
Well, I never thought
exactly those words.

568
00:20:53,482 --> 00:20:55,186
You're strong as hell,
my friend.

569
00:20:55,252 --> 00:20:56,455
And you don't have to get hit

570
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,693
by any frickin' cars
to prove it.

571
00:20:58,760 --> 00:20:59,995
You're a hero.

572
00:21:00,062 --> 00:21:02,968
We're all goddamn heroes.

573
00:21:03,035 --> 00:21:04,237
Thank you, Tanya.

574
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:05,907
But it feels less special
if we're all heroes.

575
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:09,047
Well, technically,
Cat did the least, so...

576
00:21:09,114 --> 00:21:10,316
‐Oh, no you didn't!
‐What?

577
00:21:10,382 --> 00:21:11,686
You were the one
getting rescued.

578
00:21:11,752 --> 00:21:13,790
Us three are heroes,
and the cat got rescued.

579
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:14,959
Excuse me?

580
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:18,265
I waded back
into that filthy shit water

581
00:21:18,332 --> 00:21:19,768
to save Kevin's life.

582
00:21:19,835 --> 00:21:21,471
You know how polluted
this creek is?

583
00:21:21,539 --> 00:21:23,543
I would've been fine.

584
00:21:23,610 --> 00:21:25,814
I was on the swim team
until seventh grade.

585
00:21:25,881 --> 00:21:26,849
Whatever.

586
00:21:26,916 --> 00:21:29,487
Are we going
to the hospital or not?

587
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:31,626
I really think I need to get
my stomach pumped.

588
00:21:31,692 --> 00:21:33,863
I'm pretty sure I drank, like,
a gallon of E. coli.

589
00:21:33,930 --> 00:21:36,034
Huh, you really think
the water is that dirty?

590
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:38,673
Gross!

591
00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:40,544
‐Hey, I found the remote.
‐All right.

592
00:21:40,610 --> 00:21:41,879
We'll all get
our stomachs pumped,

593
00:21:41,946 --> 00:21:43,683
Ernesto can get
his ankle checked out,

594
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:46,087
and then, I don't know,
we can get a beer?

595
00:21:46,154 --> 00:21:48,425
‐Mm‐hmm.
‐Hit the spot.

596
00:21:48,493 --> 00:21:51,799
(quirky music)

597
00:21:51,866 --> 00:21:54,304
Ah, personally,
I'm excited as hell

598
00:21:54,370 --> 00:21:55,406
to get my stomach pumped.

599
00:21:55,472 --> 00:21:56,876
Yeah, I wanna live.

600
00:21:56,943 --> 00:21:58,513
Love to live.

601
00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:00,482
But in terms of other
health benefits too.

602
00:22:00,550 --> 00:22:01,652
This'll probably remove any

603
00:22:01,719 --> 00:22:03,690
leftover cheeseburgers
or alcohol.

604
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,560
‐It'll be cleansing.
‐Like self‐care.

605
00:22:05,627 --> 00:22:07,263
Have you two
lost your damn minds?

606
00:22:07,330 --> 00:22:08,232
‐Hey, friends!
‐What?

607
00:22:08,298 --> 00:22:09,434
‐Oh, my God!
‐Whoa!

608
00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:11,104
‐What happened, dude?
‐Hit by a car.

609
00:22:11,171 --> 00:22:12,139
‐Again?
‐Shocking.

610
00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:13,710
Again and again.

611
00:22:13,776 --> 00:22:15,847
But this time,
I learned something.

612
00:22:15,914 --> 00:22:18,418
The universe spoke to me again,
and it said,

613
00:22:18,485 --> 00:22:21,024
"Naveen, I know you've
listened to me before,

614
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:23,596
"and I know it's always
resulted in a car hitting you,

615
00:22:23,663 --> 00:22:25,700
but this time, I've changed,"

616
00:22:25,767 --> 00:22:28,038
and I was like,
"Okay, universe.

617
00:22:28,105 --> 00:22:29,073
Let's hear it."

618
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,211
And what did the universe say?

619
00:22:31,278 --> 00:22:32,648
"Moderation."

620
00:22:32,714 --> 00:22:35,954
The universe said,
"Moderation."

621
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,256
I hate this guy.

622
00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:39,995
I've been living life too much.

623
00:22:40,062 --> 00:22:41,532
Too much exercise,

624
00:22:41,599 --> 00:22:43,435
too much exposure
to the outside world

625
00:22:43,503 --> 00:22:44,572
where cars live.

626
00:22:44,638 --> 00:22:45,674
‐Shut up.
‐Huh?

627
00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:47,343
So my new plan is simple:

628
00:22:47,410 --> 00:22:48,580
it's to chill out a little.

629
00:22:48,646 --> 00:22:50,717
Sit on my couch more,
close the blinds,

630
00:22:50,784 --> 00:22:53,656
eat more cheeseburgers,
stay inside‐‐inside of rooms

631
00:22:53,723 --> 00:22:55,794
because cars
don't go inside, right?

632
00:22:55,860 --> 00:22:57,330
Not usually.

633
00:22:57,396 --> 00:22:58,833
Because they're not people,
right?

634
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:00,937
They don't have arms or legs
or faces!

635
00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:03,008
It would be against the law
if they followed me!

636
00:23:03,075 --> 00:23:04,210
‐Let's go.
‐Exactly.

637
00:23:04,277 --> 00:23:05,412
Moderation.

638
00:23:05,479 --> 00:23:07,718
The universe said,
"Moderation."

639
00:23:07,784 --> 00:23:09,688
I'll see you around,
old friends.

640
00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:12,360
All right.
See you later, Naveen.

641
00:23:12,426 --> 00:23:14,464
‐Stay safe.
‐You know what?

642
00:23:14,531 --> 00:23:16,034
Honestly, that's the most sense

643
00:23:16,101 --> 00:23:17,370
Naveen has ever made.

644
00:23:17,436 --> 00:23:19,708
Aside from everything
about cars and rooms.

645
00:23:19,775 --> 00:23:21,411
The moderation part,
though, right?

646
00:23:21,478 --> 00:23:23,382
Right, the moderation part.

647
00:23:23,448 --> 00:23:24,718
I think I can get on board
with that.

648
00:23:24,785 --> 00:23:27,256
Sometimes we'll be healthy,
sometimes not.

649
00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:28,258
A little bit of both.

650
00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:29,662
Stomach pumping? Healthy.

651
00:23:29,728 --> 00:23:31,699
Getting beers and fries later?
Not healthy.

652
00:23:31,766 --> 00:23:33,302
But we'll do them both.

653
00:23:33,368 --> 00:23:34,505
Ooh, you know what?

654
00:23:34,571 --> 00:23:36,509
I'm already feeling
more moderated.

655
00:23:36,575 --> 00:23:38,245
Feels good, right?

656
00:23:38,312 --> 00:23:41,585
Let's go pump these tummies!

657
00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:46,562
(ominous music)

658
00:23:46,629 --> 00:23:52,473
♪♪ ♪♪

659
00:23:53,676 --> 00:23:55,179
(quirky music)

660
00:23:55,245 --> 00:23:57,149
(grunts, sighs)

661
00:23:57,884 --> 00:23:59,722
(upbeat synth music)

662
00:23:59,788 --> 00:24:02,894
(singer singing in language)

663
00:24:02,961 --> 00:24:09,742
♪♪ ♪♪

664
00:24:51,358 --> 00:24:53,796
‐(clear music)
‐CHORUS: ♪♪ Yes ♪♪