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(can clatters)

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WESTERNER: Okay, cowboy,

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drop 'em.

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(ambient music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(upbeat, whimsical music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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‐("La Donna è Mobile" playing)
‐(whistling)

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(slurps)

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Mmm, mm‐hmm.

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Kevin, that smells amazing.

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It's my secret
spaghetti recipe.

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You have a secret recipe?
That's so dope.

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I mean,
I found it on the Internet,

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but I'll never tell
anyone where.

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What about us,
your closest pals?

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No way.

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If any of us
could make secret spaghetti,

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then it would just become
regular spaghetti,

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and then you two
definitely wouldn't come

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to my dinner party.

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BOTH: (gasp)

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Wouldn't come
to your dinner parties?

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Every time I say
I'm going to make dinner,

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you guys wanna go out instead.

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Like the other day.

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I was like, "I want to have
a dinner party,"

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and Tanya was like, "Yeah,

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let's take shots
and get sushi."

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That is partying
and having dinner.

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It's dinner and a party.

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You know that's
not the same thing.

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It's a similar use of words.

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Hey.

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ALL: Hey.

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‐What up, Turt?
‐Ah, not much.

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Just turtle stuff, mostly.

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I brought a bottle of wine.

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ALL: Wine!

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Let's drink it!

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(rumbling)

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‐TANYA: What the hell?
‐The wall! We needed that.

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(rumbling)

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(both scream)

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(grunts)

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(intense music)

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Good instinct, Turt.

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(synthetic voice) Hello.

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Um, hello.

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My name is Trobotto.

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I come from a world
of sentient robotic life forms.

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I am damaged
and require sustenance.

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‐Sustenance?
‐Affirmative.

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I smelled your delicious
spaghetti sauce.

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Please, may I have some?

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Oh, I'm sorry,

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this is actually more
of a friends‐only dinner party.

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Please, I am dying.

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Only the sauce
can save Trobotto.

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Ugh, I don't want
to watch a robot die.

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That would be a huge bummer
on the night.

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Death is, like, the worst.

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Um, okay.

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Swallow.

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Hmm, quite pleasing.

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Please feed me all of it.

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The entire thing?

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Yes.
I have kids.

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Um...

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Gulp, gulp, gulp.

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Ah, thank you.

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You have done me
a great service.

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I will never forget you,
Ken.

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It's Kevin, actually.

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Goodbye, Ken.

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Goodbye, Ken's companions.

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Hey,
who's gonna pay for our wall?

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Bye!

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‐Oh, dear!
‐Ooh.

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(roars)

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(grunts)

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(roars)

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(intense music)

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Ken, please.

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I am damaged
and require sus‐‐

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You already ate
all my spaghetti sauce.

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Did you make garlic bread too?

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Yes, I did make garlic bread.

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Please, Ken, the bread.

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(distorted)
I am damaged

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and require sustenance.

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(sighs)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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Swallow.

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Thank you.
I feel my strength returning.

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Hey, dude, who's that dragon?

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My greatest rival,
the one known only as‐‐

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‐(grunts in pain)
‐(rumbling)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(thundering footsteps)

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Um, excuse me, do you know him?

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Um, no.
Do you?

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DRAGON: Yes.

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That is my greatest rival,
okay?

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Were you helping him?

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Yo, he just asked
for some food.

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You have food?
What do you have?

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We had incredible
spaghetti sauce

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that I worked on for hours.

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But that robot ate it all.

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And he thinks my name is Ken.

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Oh, no.
Well, what's your real name?

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Kevin.
Much better than Ken.

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Kevin, let's start over.

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My name is Lazandra.

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I'm from another dimension,

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and I'm about to be engaged
in a pretty long battle here.

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If you could get another pot
of spaghetti sauce going,

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oh,
I'd be deeply indebted to you.

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Mm‐hmm. Yeah, sure.
That's what the robot said.

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I'm very rich.
Listen, I could pay you.

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Here are 7,000
of your people's dollars.

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Oh, boy, will that be enough
to pay for a sauce?

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Hmm...
(smacks lips)

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You know,
I think 9,000 would be closer.

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‐Right?
‐Yeah.

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I think it's 9.

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Kev, you good with this?

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But what about my dinner party?

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We gotta postpone, dude.
We need the money.

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You think that robot's
gonna pay for all the stuff

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‐he messed up?
‐LAZANDRA: Mm‐mm.

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He won't. He broke.

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Only I can help replace
your stuff.

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(groans) Fine.

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We'll get that started for you,
Miss Lazandra.

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Oh, excellent.

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(roars)

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All right, I'm gonna order
sushi and watch my show.

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(scatting)

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(scatting continues)

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(deep dance music)

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SINGER: ♪♪ Oh ♪♪

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♪♪ Okay ♪♪

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(retro electronic music)

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Welcome back
to Words with Ike.

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Now, today's word
is a beautiful marriage

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between the letters A and H.

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And that word is "ah."

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♪♪ ♪♪

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Its definition?

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How about we do
a little roleplay

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to see just how much emotion
"ah" can express?

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(phone ringing)

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So the next time
you've got a feeling inside

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that you don't quite know
how to put into words,

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try opening your mouth

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and saying, "ah."

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(ambient music)

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(ambient music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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‐(growling)
‐(toy squeaking)

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(toy squeaking)

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(squishes)

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DIZZY FAE: ♪♪ Play on my body
and tug on my hair ♪♪

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(rock music)

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It's DeVito, not the Vito.

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What are you, his doctor?

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Huh.

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(wind blowing)

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(intense tone)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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Hey, we should eat something.
I'm starving.

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Uh, I don't know if I‐‐

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I'm sort of hard up
for cash right now.

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I could spot you.

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Oh, I‐‐I don't wanna be rude.

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Actually, it's ruder
to just watch us eat.

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Well, I'm stuck.

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Everything's varying shades
of rude now,

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and I‐‐

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I have to go to the bathroom.

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(pants)

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Hmm?

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RONA:
What are you doing, Rona?

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Stealing is a crime.

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(chuckles nervously)

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(door clicks)

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(whimpers)

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Oh, God, oh, God,
one of the important bills!

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00:07:58,399 --> 00:07:59,636
(harp music)

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You should return the money
and walk into prison.

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‐Just get it over with.
‐DEVIL: Might as well spend it

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on yourself
since you're so selfish,

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which everybody already knows!

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(Italian accent)
Rona, mi a‐daughter,

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donate‐a the money
to the Church.

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00:08:12,628 --> 00:08:13,831
She need it.

201
00:08:13,897 --> 00:08:16,135
You're going to die
of mercury poisoning

202
00:08:16,202 --> 00:08:18,072
on January 11th, 2041.

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00:08:18,139 --> 00:08:19,509
Smoke it out.

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00:08:19,576 --> 00:08:20,578
Whoo‐hoo!

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A penny saved is a penny‐‐

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you've been in here
for more than two minutes.

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Your friends think
you're taking a shit!

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ALL: (chanting)
Shitter, shitter.

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00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:30,430
Oh, they'll be so disappointed!

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Christmas Junior.
What do you call it?

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Easter.

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Sorry I took so long, I‐‐

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I don't know what to do.
I'm in deep, guys.

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It's too much.
First I had no money,

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then I had money,
but it was tainted.

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Then my dad
was dressed like the pope,

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which I know you guys
weren't there for,

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but it's a very loaded image
for me.

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Why is everything so stressful?

220
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(child coughs)

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Rona, what are you even
talking about?

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What happened?

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Okay, so you know how money‐‐

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A‐ha!
You're on Moral Dilemma,

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the Internet's
only hidden camera show

226
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where we force strangers
into moral dilemmas

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and film their reactions...

228
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BOTH: Without their permission.

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00:09:03,931 --> 00:09:05,266
I'm 38.

230
00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:08,640
Congrats, you're the first
person to take the $100

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00:09:08,707 --> 00:09:11,646
and then have
a full‐on panic attack.

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00:09:11,713 --> 00:09:14,017
Wait, you've been filming me
this entire time?

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00:09:14,084 --> 00:09:15,921
Yeah.

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00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:18,393
Also,
I have a son in middle school.

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00:09:18,459 --> 00:09:20,564
I'm going to be
on the Internet?

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00:09:20,631 --> 00:09:22,568
Yeah, isn't that great?

237
00:09:22,635 --> 00:09:24,806
No, people are going
to perceive me.

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00:09:24,873 --> 00:09:25,908
Well,
you should have thought of that

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00:09:25,975 --> 00:09:28,914
before you existed
alongside us in reality.

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00:09:28,981 --> 00:09:30,417
You have to pull that video!

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00:09:30,483 --> 00:09:32,053
Never.

242
00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:33,322
(hyperventilating)

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00:09:33,389 --> 00:09:34,559
(screams)

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I can't take all
of this responsibility!

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00:09:37,164 --> 00:09:38,567
(intense tone)

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(siren noise)

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All right, asshole,
you're under arrest.

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No, but‐‐but why?

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I did the right thing!

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00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,921
I tried to get rid
of my ill‐gotten gains!

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Littering.
This pale blue dot

252
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is our shared responsibility.

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I‐‐I did everything right.

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I did everything right.

255
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Now that's what I call footage.

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00:09:56,402 --> 00:09:57,738
Noice!

257
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Looks like we're gonna
have to go bail Rona out.

258
00:10:00,511 --> 00:10:01,847
Come on, Swan Boy.

259
00:10:01,913 --> 00:10:03,182
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold up.

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00:10:03,249 --> 00:10:04,218
COHOST: The world's only
hidden camera show‐‐

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Ooh, money.

262
00:10:07,324 --> 00:10:08,994
Early to bed, early to‐‐

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00:10:09,061 --> 00:10:11,031
Cram it, old man,
or I'll break you into 20s.

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(screams)

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00:10:12,902 --> 00:10:15,774
(surreal electronic music)

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00:10:15,841 --> 00:10:22,622
♪♪ ♪♪

267
00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:24,358
(echoing voices)
Konnichiwa.

268
00:10:25,561 --> 00:10:27,330
Konnichiwa.

269
00:10:30,538 --> 00:10:32,608
Goodbye.

270
00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,478
ALL: Bye‐bye.

271
00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,282
Sayonara.

272
00:10:36,348 --> 00:10:38,754
♪♪ ♪♪

273
00:10:38,821 --> 00:10:41,125
ALL: Sayonara.

274
00:10:41,192 --> 00:10:42,695
Sayonara.

275
00:10:42,762 --> 00:10:45,233
♪♪ ♪♪

276
00:10:46,603 --> 00:10:49,509
(nostalgic ukulele music)

277
00:10:49,576 --> 00:10:51,947
♪♪ ♪♪

278
00:10:52,013 --> 00:10:52,815
(gunshot)

279
00:10:52,882 --> 00:10:55,019
I'm just so sick of it!

280
00:10:55,086 --> 00:10:56,355
(gunshot)

281
00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:58,259
I'm just so sick of it.

282
00:10:58,326 --> 00:10:59,629
(gunshot)

283
00:10:59,696 --> 00:11:01,165
‐I'm just so sick of it.
‐(gunshot)

284
00:11:01,232 --> 00:11:03,737
‐I'm just so sick of it.
‐(gunshot)

285
00:11:03,804 --> 00:11:05,340
‐I'm just so sick of it.
‐(gunshot)

286
00:11:05,406 --> 00:11:08,079
(whispering)
I'm just so sick of it.

287
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:09,616
(gunshot)

288
00:11:09,682 --> 00:11:11,653
(guns fire repeatedly)

289
00:11:16,228 --> 00:11:17,832
(exhales)

290
00:11:17,899 --> 00:11:20,069
I'd like to get
in the water soon.

291
00:11:21,105 --> 00:11:22,173
The water?

292
00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,044
The water?
We've been here for days,

293
00:11:24,111 --> 00:11:26,415
and that's all you ever
talk about.

294
00:11:26,482 --> 00:11:30,256
Why do you keep demanding
that I get in the water?

295
00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:33,262
You can't make me
get in that water.

296
00:11:34,198 --> 00:11:35,568
I love the water.

297
00:11:35,634 --> 00:11:38,272
I've spent too much of my life
on land.

298
00:11:38,339 --> 00:11:40,778
Do whatever you want,
but I'm getting wet.

299
00:11:41,746 --> 00:11:44,451
But we're on vacation together.

300
00:11:44,953 --> 00:11:47,324
Vacation doesn't mean
you do everything together.

301
00:11:48,025 --> 00:11:50,263
Then what's the point?

302
00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:51,833
Oh, Bonnie.

303
00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:53,469
The point is to rest and relax

304
00:11:53,537 --> 00:11:56,041
and discover the things you
enjoy doing in your free time.

305
00:11:59,114 --> 00:12:02,020
Oh, Joanne,
I'm so sorry.

306
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,059
Maybe I would enjoy

307
00:12:05,126 --> 00:12:07,430
a solo alfresco luncheon
on the lanai.

308
00:12:08,634 --> 00:12:10,036
It's just...

309
00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:12,007
Roger never telephoned.

310
00:12:13,376 --> 00:12:16,415
Oh, Joanne,
I thought he was the one.

311
00:12:16,482 --> 00:12:17,484
(gasps)

312
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,889
(gasps)

313
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:22,862
(suspenseful music)

314
00:12:22,929 --> 00:12:25,099
♪♪ ♪♪

315
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:27,337
‐Specialist.
‐Roger.

316
00:12:27,404 --> 00:12:29,007
Hello, girls.

317
00:12:31,513 --> 00:12:32,915
‐Specialist?
‐Roger?

318
00:12:32,982 --> 00:12:39,963
♪♪ ♪♪

319
00:12:42,602 --> 00:12:45,006
(ambient music)

320
00:12:48,446 --> 00:12:50,918
(ambient music)

321
00:12:50,985 --> 00:12:52,588
♪♪ ♪♪

322
00:12:52,655 --> 00:12:54,458
Chop, chop, chop.
Choppity chop.

323
00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:57,030
Kevin, thanks for telling us
your secret recipe.

324
00:12:57,097 --> 00:13:00,136
Well, it's not much of
a secret anymore, is it?

325
00:13:00,203 --> 00:13:03,910
Maybe not, but we're making
way more sauce this way, right?

326
00:13:03,977 --> 00:13:05,981
Huh, Trobotto's doing well.

327
00:13:06,048 --> 00:13:07,852
Yeah, he's really coming back.

328
00:13:07,918 --> 00:13:10,691
At first, I was like,
"This dude is done,"

329
00:13:10,758 --> 00:13:12,662
but then he pulled out
the sword of light

330
00:13:12,728 --> 00:13:14,532
and harnessed
the power of the stars.

331
00:13:14,599 --> 00:13:16,569
‐Sword of light!
‐(energy buzzes)

332
00:13:16,636 --> 00:13:18,139
(screams)

333
00:13:18,205 --> 00:13:19,609
Ow!

334
00:13:19,676 --> 00:13:21,546
Oh, oh, friends.

335
00:13:21,613 --> 00:13:22,782
The sauce! Quickly!

336
00:13:22,848 --> 00:13:24,585
Order up!

337
00:13:24,652 --> 00:13:25,921
Ooh, hot.
Hot, hot, hot, hot.

338
00:13:25,988 --> 00:13:27,958
(swallows)
Thank you.

339
00:13:28,025 --> 00:13:29,762
Oh, you beautiful creatures.

340
00:13:29,829 --> 00:13:30,898
Aww.

341
00:13:30,964 --> 00:13:32,501
Not that beautiful.

342
00:13:32,568 --> 00:13:34,137
(shouts)

343
00:13:35,874 --> 00:13:37,010
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

344
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,780
Excuse me,
did you pay for that?

345
00:13:38,847 --> 00:13:41,318
Pay?
But you're my Earth friends.

346
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:42,555
I am Trobotto.

347
00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:43,890
Um...

348
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,195
(voice cracking)
I am damaged and require‐‐

349
00:13:46,261 --> 00:13:47,798
Ernesto,
do you know this fool?

350
00:13:47,865 --> 00:13:48,834
Nope.

351
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:50,838
(intense music)

352
00:13:50,904 --> 00:13:52,307
(sighs)

353
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:56,816
♪♪ ♪♪

354
00:13:56,883 --> 00:13:58,987
Gulp, gulp, gulp.

355
00:13:59,054 --> 00:14:00,958
Ahh, thank you.

356
00:14:01,025 --> 00:14:02,327
Is the bread complimentary?

357
00:14:02,394 --> 00:14:03,597
Bread is extra.

358
00:14:03,663 --> 00:14:05,701
Hmm, what to do?

359
00:14:05,768 --> 00:14:07,505
What to do?

360
00:14:07,571 --> 00:14:09,709
‐How much extra?
‐(shouts)

361
00:14:09,776 --> 00:14:11,178
Oh, God.

362
00:14:11,245 --> 00:14:13,182
All righty,
let's get back to it.

363
00:14:13,249 --> 00:14:14,752
Maybe we should wrap up early

364
00:14:14,819 --> 00:14:16,121
and get back
to the dinner party.

365
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,658
I'm pretty hungry now.

366
00:14:17,725 --> 00:14:19,027
Ooh, we could order pizza.

367
00:14:19,094 --> 00:14:20,731
Yeah, we'll eat while we work.

368
00:14:20,798 --> 00:14:22,267
BOTH: Super efficient.

369
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,637
(groans)

370
00:14:23,704 --> 00:14:25,306
NATALIA: (sighs) So,

371
00:14:25,373 --> 00:14:27,945
you were the spy all along,
Fernando.

372
00:14:28,012 --> 00:14:29,448
Living in disguise.

373
00:14:29,515 --> 00:14:31,720
‐TURT: (sobs)
‐No, Natalia.

374
00:14:31,786 --> 00:14:34,625
Living...in love.

375
00:14:34,692 --> 00:14:36,428
(smooching)

376
00:14:36,496 --> 00:14:37,832
TROBOTTO: (yelling)

377
00:14:37,898 --> 00:14:40,470
(slurping)

378
00:14:41,539 --> 00:14:43,175
Oh, Fernando.

379
00:14:43,242 --> 00:14:45,547
Chef, we're running low
on celery here.

380
00:14:45,614 --> 00:14:47,050
Running low on tomatoes, too.

381
00:14:47,117 --> 00:14:49,054
Someone needs to
do a supply run.

382
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:50,456
Fine, I'll go.

383
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,532
(electronic music)

384
00:14:54,599 --> 00:14:56,669
(groans)
Hey, Mr. Tran.

385
00:14:56,736 --> 00:14:58,774
‐MR. TRAN: Ah, Kevin.
‐(sighs)

386
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,109
MR. TRAN: Hey, what's wrong?

387
00:15:00,176 --> 00:15:03,349
I've never seen you so upset
about buying celery.

388
00:15:03,416 --> 00:15:05,086
Well,
you know those giant things

389
00:15:05,153 --> 00:15:06,321
that are fighting in the sky?

390
00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:07,323
Oh, yes.

391
00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:08,960
The dragon and robot.
Sure, why?

392
00:15:09,027 --> 00:15:11,666
Well, I was throwing
a dinner party for my friends,

393
00:15:11,733 --> 00:15:13,002
but instead,
we ended up cooking

394
00:15:13,068 --> 00:15:15,173
a bunch of secret
spaghetti sauce for the dragon

395
00:15:15,239 --> 00:15:17,343
because she's paying us
thousands of dollars.

396
00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:20,049
But then the robot
started paying us too.

397
00:15:20,116 --> 00:15:22,187
And I guess it's because
the secret spaghetti sauce

398
00:15:22,253 --> 00:15:24,424
is so good that
it makes them fight harder,

399
00:15:24,492 --> 00:15:26,061
but I just feel like

400
00:15:26,128 --> 00:15:27,898
I'm not totally cool
with all of it.

401
00:15:27,965 --> 00:15:28,967
That's messed up.

402
00:15:29,034 --> 00:15:31,606
It totally screws up
your dinner party.

403
00:15:31,673 --> 00:15:32,875
Exactly!

404
00:15:32,942 --> 00:15:34,579
It's like my friends
don't even care.

405
00:15:34,645 --> 00:15:37,317
Oh, Kevin,
if your friends are as cool

406
00:15:37,383 --> 00:15:40,456
as you always say they are,
they'll listen to you.

407
00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:41,759
And if they don't,

408
00:15:41,826 --> 00:15:42,995
then you cut them
out of your life,

409
00:15:43,062 --> 00:15:44,966
and you never
speak to them again.

410
00:15:45,032 --> 00:15:48,105
And you hold that grudge
forever.

411
00:15:48,172 --> 00:15:50,511
Thank you, Mr. Tran.

412
00:15:50,577 --> 00:15:51,880
You're so wise.

413
00:15:51,946 --> 00:15:54,251
Have a good dinner party.
(laughs)

414
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,992
Goodbye to you.

415
00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,931
(upbeat electronic music)

416
00:16:00,998 --> 00:16:02,735
♪♪ ♪♪

417
00:16:02,802 --> 00:16:05,406
(upbeat music)

418
00:16:05,473 --> 00:16:11,986
♪♪ ♪♪

419
00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:16,094
(muffled TV noise)

420
00:16:16,161 --> 00:16:17,598
Oh, my God.

421
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,704
What the heck?
(laughs)

422
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:23,008
(distorted speech)

423
00:16:23,075 --> 00:16:24,411
Why would you do it?

424
00:16:24,477 --> 00:16:25,914
MAN ON TV: No one hates me
as much as I hate myself.

425
00:16:25,981 --> 00:16:27,450
Oh, come on, dude.

426
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:30,958
(piano melody)

427
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,229
Mm‐mm.
This isn't what it is.

428
00:16:33,295 --> 00:16:36,401
Watch out, jackass,
I'm gonna install the TV.

429
00:16:36,468 --> 00:16:38,239
What are you talking about?
It's already up.

430
00:16:38,305 --> 00:16:39,809
Wait, really? You did it?

431
00:16:39,876 --> 00:16:41,311
Uh‐uh, I thought you did it.

432
00:16:41,378 --> 00:16:43,817
(distorted noises)

433
00:16:43,884 --> 00:16:44,986
What are you watching?

434
00:16:45,052 --> 00:16:46,890
(choking)

435
00:16:46,956 --> 00:16:49,160
(moans)

436
00:16:49,227 --> 00:16:52,033
I'm eating hair.

437
00:16:53,302 --> 00:16:55,641
Some weird show
is on every channel.

438
00:16:55,707 --> 00:16:56,776
(smash, scream)

439
00:16:56,843 --> 00:16:58,445
(fart noise)

440
00:16:58,513 --> 00:16:59,649
(squeak)

441
00:16:59,715 --> 00:17:01,519
(ominous music)

442
00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,690
I'm coming.

443
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,159
Move.

444
00:17:05,226 --> 00:17:06,829
Watch out. Move.

445
00:17:06,896 --> 00:17:08,800
Unfamiliar cord.

446
00:17:08,867 --> 00:17:10,637
Did you see
this unfamiliar cord?

447
00:17:10,704 --> 00:17:12,908
(gagging)

448
00:17:12,975 --> 00:17:14,779
Stop messing with stuff.

449
00:17:14,845 --> 00:17:16,081
♪♪ ♪♪

450
00:17:16,148 --> 00:17:18,018
Weird box.

451
00:17:18,085 --> 00:17:19,421
Did you see this weird box?

452
00:17:19,487 --> 00:17:20,423
Mm‐hmm.

453
00:17:20,489 --> 00:17:21,826
(banging)
This box is so strange.

454
00:17:21,893 --> 00:17:23,329
I've never seen a box
like this in my house.

455
00:17:23,395 --> 00:17:24,498
It doesn't belong here.

456
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:25,834
♪♪ ♪♪

457
00:17:25,901 --> 00:17:27,671
(banging)
Come on.

458
00:17:27,738 --> 00:17:29,341
What are you doing?
We're not allowed to do that.

459
00:17:29,407 --> 00:17:30,611
You wanna fix the TV, right?

460
00:17:30,677 --> 00:17:31,646
Bit, cut it out.

461
00:17:31,713 --> 00:17:33,048
It's stuck.
You're gonna break it.

462
00:17:33,115 --> 00:17:34,417
‐Look, hey.
‐I'm gonna fix it.

463
00:17:34,484 --> 00:17:36,088
‐I'm gonna fix it.
‐There's a phone number here.

464
00:17:36,154 --> 00:17:37,858
Call the phone number.

465
00:17:37,925 --> 00:17:39,962
I'm calling‐‐
calling this number right now.

466
00:17:40,029 --> 00:17:41,666
‐(line trilling)
‐Hang up.

467
00:17:42,968 --> 00:17:44,672
It's not piss, it's juice.

468
00:17:44,739 --> 00:17:47,878
(line trilling)

469
00:17:47,945 --> 00:17:49,281
Stop it!

470
00:17:49,347 --> 00:17:51,051
‐ANSWERER: Problem?
‐Hey, hey, yeah.

471
00:17:51,118 --> 00:17:52,220
I'm actually having

472
00:17:52,287 --> 00:17:53,556
a little bit of a problem
right now.

473
00:17:53,623 --> 00:17:54,992
ANSWERER: Whoa, whoa, whoa,
hold on, pal.

474
00:17:55,059 --> 00:17:56,829
I don't need your life story.
What's the problem?

475
00:17:56,896 --> 00:17:58,500
Uh, okay, okay, um, uh,

476
00:17:58,566 --> 00:17:59,902
there's just a guy
and he's just

477
00:17:59,969 --> 00:18:02,741
laying down on my TV,
and I don't want to watch that.

478
00:18:02,808 --> 00:18:04,679
I want to watch stuff
that I like.

479
00:18:04,745 --> 00:18:05,881
‐ANSWERER: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
‐Stop it.

480
00:18:05,948 --> 00:18:07,216
‐ANSWERER: I'm lying down.
‐(inaudible)

481
00:18:07,283 --> 00:18:08,520
ANSWERER:
That sounds like me.

482
00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:10,958
Hey, Bill, I think
I'm on some guy's TV.

483
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:13,162
(banging)

484
00:18:13,228 --> 00:18:15,132
Jesus, are you okay?

485
00:18:15,199 --> 00:18:16,335
‐ANSWERER: I'm fine.
‐I'm fine.

486
00:18:16,401 --> 00:18:17,671
Thanks for asking.

487
00:18:17,738 --> 00:18:20,877
(banging)

488
00:18:20,944 --> 00:18:23,048
Stop it.
The walls are too‐‐

489
00:18:23,115 --> 00:18:24,552
(clattering)

490
00:18:24,619 --> 00:18:26,689
‐(indistinct)
‐(crashing)

491
00:18:26,756 --> 00:18:28,258
ANSWERER: Okay,
so I'm waving my arms around.

492
00:18:28,325 --> 00:18:29,762
Do you see that?

493
00:18:29,829 --> 00:18:32,133
Uh...

494
00:18:33,837 --> 00:18:35,106
This time it is piss.

495
00:18:35,172 --> 00:18:36,976
♪♪ ♪♪

496
00:18:37,043 --> 00:18:38,546
No.

497
00:18:38,613 --> 00:18:40,851
ANSWERER: Jeez, maybe your TV
really is broken.

498
00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:43,222
(crumbling)

499
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,827
Let me ask you,
what's this guy wearing?

500
00:18:45,894 --> 00:18:47,898
Uh...

501
00:18:47,965 --> 00:18:49,802
I'm wearing overalls.

502
00:18:49,869 --> 00:18:51,873
O‐‐overalls.

503
00:18:51,939 --> 00:18:54,411
ANSWERER: Okay, one second.
Let me go get my overalls on.

504
00:18:54,477 --> 00:18:57,317
You're right, I should be
wearing overalls for this.

505
00:18:58,953 --> 00:19:00,389
What, they're gonna hate me
just 'cause

506
00:19:00,456 --> 00:19:02,293
I get spit on
by a bus driver?

507
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,930
ANSWERER: Okay, all set.

508
00:19:03,997 --> 00:19:05,600
What am I doing now?

509
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:10,376
Uh, it looks like
you're tap dancing.

510
00:19:10,443 --> 00:19:13,248
Hey, Bill, I'm on TV.
I'm dancing.

511
00:19:13,315 --> 00:19:16,254
(crashing)

512
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,727
(grunting)

513
00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:19,962
Will you stop it?

514
00:19:20,029 --> 00:19:21,499
ANSWERER: What's wrong
with a working man

515
00:19:21,566 --> 00:19:23,302
having a passion
for dancing?

516
00:19:23,369 --> 00:19:25,206
What do I have here?

517
00:19:25,272 --> 00:19:27,611
Is this a big, red apple?

518
00:19:27,678 --> 00:19:29,682
(clattering)

519
00:19:29,749 --> 00:19:32,020
(bright music)

520
00:19:32,086 --> 00:19:34,725
♪♪ ♪♪

521
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:37,598
(gasps)
Where the hell is my apple?

522
00:19:37,664 --> 00:19:39,902
Who's got my big, red apple?

523
00:19:39,969 --> 00:19:41,371
♪♪ ♪♪

524
00:19:41,438 --> 00:19:43,208
ANSWERER:
Is he with his parents?

525
00:19:43,275 --> 00:19:44,645
Pretty flowers.

526
00:19:44,712 --> 00:19:47,116
‐(laughs)
‐Uh, not currently.

527
00:19:47,183 --> 00:19:48,887
ANSWERER: That makes sense.
I haven't seen my parents

528
00:19:48,953 --> 00:19:50,924
for a long time.

529
00:19:50,991 --> 00:19:53,496
♪♪ ♪♪

530
00:19:53,563 --> 00:19:55,600
‐So we got overalls‐‐
‐Right.

531
00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,303
‐ANSWERER: No parents.
‐Mm‐hmm.

532
00:19:57,370 --> 00:20:00,944
♪♪ ♪♪

533
00:20:01,011 --> 00:20:02,480
(exhales)
Okay, okay, okay.

534
00:20:02,548 --> 00:20:04,952
Now we're getting somewhere.
Now we're getting somewhere.

535
00:20:05,019 --> 00:20:07,858
♪♪ ♪♪

536
00:20:07,925 --> 00:20:09,427
James, look at it.

537
00:20:09,495 --> 00:20:10,864
‐All right, so,
‐Just wait a minute.

538
00:20:10,931 --> 00:20:12,333
‐Look! Look at this.
‐What I need you to do

539
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,070
is get as close as possible
to the TV

540
00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:15,540
and see if you, like‐‐

541
00:20:15,607 --> 00:20:17,376
‐Look at this thing.
‐ANSWERER: If you can smell‐‐

542
00:20:17,443 --> 00:20:19,815
if he smells like a‐‐
I gotta tell you,

543
00:20:19,882 --> 00:20:21,351
I haven't taken a bath
in days.

544
00:20:21,418 --> 00:20:23,255
♪♪ ♪♪

545
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:24,625
Hey,

546
00:20:24,692 --> 00:20:27,865
maybe I'm not such a rotten,
dirty piece of shit.

547
00:20:27,931 --> 00:20:29,502
Maybe people like me.

548
00:20:29,568 --> 00:20:31,204
‐(intense music)
‐(screams)

549
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:32,240
♪♪ ♪♪

550
00:20:32,306 --> 00:20:34,945
(screaming)

551
00:20:35,012 --> 00:20:36,348
(retches)

552
00:20:36,415 --> 00:20:38,218
(crushing, shattering)

553
00:20:38,285 --> 00:20:39,955
(retching)

554
00:20:40,022 --> 00:20:41,893
Oh, my God.

555
00:20:41,959 --> 00:20:43,763
The guy just fucking died.

556
00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:45,299
ANSWERER: What?
I'm dead?

557
00:20:45,366 --> 00:20:47,638
Are you sure I'm dead?

558
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:50,409
Yeah, dude.
He's bleeding and everything.

559
00:20:50,476 --> 00:20:51,879
It's gross.

560
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:54,284
ANSWERER: Hey, Bill,
do I look dead to you?

561
00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:55,654
Didn't think so.

562
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,989
Sorry, pal, that ain't me.

563
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,728
All right, so sounds like
we solved your problem.

564
00:20:59,795 --> 00:21:02,033
I'm gonna go ahead
and disconnect this phone.

565
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,603
Thanks for giving me
something to think about.

566
00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:05,941
‐Goodbye.
‐(phone beeps)

567
00:21:09,548 --> 00:21:11,786
I don't know.
I guess that fixed it.

568
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:13,288
Yeah, I fixed it.

569
00:21:17,631 --> 00:21:19,902
(static)

570
00:21:19,969 --> 00:21:22,875
(ominous music)

571
00:21:22,941 --> 00:21:27,216
♪♪ ♪♪

572
00:21:27,283 --> 00:21:28,152
(hammer bangs)

573
00:21:28,218 --> 00:21:32,895
♪♪ ♪♪

574
00:21:32,961 --> 00:21:35,366
(ambient music)

575
00:21:38,807 --> 00:21:41,278
(ambient music)

576
00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:42,881
♪♪ ♪♪

577
00:21:42,948 --> 00:21:44,250
Hello.

578
00:21:44,317 --> 00:21:46,221
Welcome to a special
Words With Ike

579
00:21:46,288 --> 00:21:48,760
Pronunciation
Investigative Report.

580
00:21:48,827 --> 00:21:52,066
Today, we take a look at
one of the greatest questions

581
00:21:52,133 --> 00:21:55,206
plaguing humankind
throughout its history.

582
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:58,312
Is it tuh‐mah‐tow
or tuh‐may‐tow?

583
00:21:58,378 --> 00:22:01,484
Our team of researchers has
been working around the clock

584
00:22:01,552 --> 00:22:03,656
to bring you
a definitive answer.

585
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:06,027
They're going to play
that answer for me

586
00:22:06,094 --> 00:22:07,664
through a pair of headphones,

587
00:22:07,731 --> 00:22:10,837
and I'll deliver their findings
to you right now.

588
00:22:10,904 --> 00:22:12,173
Headphones, please.

589
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,442
(dramatic music)

590
00:22:13,510 --> 00:22:17,518
Okay, the, uh,
headphones are on.

591
00:22:17,584 --> 00:22:19,922
Uh, we can hit play.

592
00:22:19,989 --> 00:22:21,526
Uh, turn it up a touch.

593
00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:23,161
‐Thank you.
‐(muffled voice)

594
00:22:23,228 --> 00:22:24,397
All right, play it back.

595
00:22:24,464 --> 00:22:26,334
(rewind distortion)

596
00:22:26,401 --> 00:22:27,336
(muffled voice)

597
00:22:27,403 --> 00:22:28,806
Got it.

598
00:22:35,419 --> 00:22:36,589
It's tuh‐may‐tow.

599
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:39,460
(retro electronic melody)

600
00:22:39,528 --> 00:22:42,233
♪♪ ♪♪

601
00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:43,703
DIZZY FAE: ♪♪ Ooh ♪♪

602
00:22:43,770 --> 00:22:46,576
♪♪ It'd be so cruel
if I didn't let my ♪♪

603
00:22:46,642 --> 00:22:48,278
♪♪ B‐b‐body move ♪♪

604
00:22:48,345 --> 00:22:50,349
♪♪ B‐b‐body move ♪♪

605
00:22:50,416 --> 00:22:52,153
(dramatic music)

606
00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:53,422
TROBOTTO: My sword!

607
00:22:53,488 --> 00:22:55,092
(shattering)

608
00:22:55,159 --> 00:23:01,004
♪♪ ♪♪

609
00:23:01,071 --> 00:23:02,473
Arm cannon!

610
00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:07,718
♪♪ ♪♪

611
00:23:07,784 --> 00:23:10,422
(roars)

612
00:23:12,828 --> 00:23:15,800
(whooshing)

613
00:23:15,867 --> 00:23:21,579
♪♪ ♪♪

614
00:23:23,081 --> 00:23:24,885
(thunderous explosion)

615
00:23:24,952 --> 00:23:27,323
(metal clattering)

616
00:23:27,390 --> 00:23:28,960
Hey, Kev. That was quick.

617
00:23:29,027 --> 00:23:31,331
Super efficient.
Dump those veggies over here.

618
00:23:31,398 --> 00:23:34,103
I don't want to do this
anymore.

619
00:23:34,170 --> 00:23:35,540
What, stand on the table?

620
00:23:35,607 --> 00:23:37,276
No, not stand on the table.

621
00:23:37,343 --> 00:23:38,579
I don't want to cook for those

622
00:23:38,646 --> 00:23:40,750
futuristic monster things
anymore.

623
00:23:40,817 --> 00:23:43,890
I want to have a dinner party
with my friends.

624
00:23:43,957 --> 00:23:45,894
We can make it more of a party
up here.

625
00:23:45,961 --> 00:23:47,831
‐Let's put some music on.
‐No, no.

626
00:23:47,898 --> 00:23:51,071
No more creative uses of
the words "party" and "dinner."

627
00:23:51,137 --> 00:23:52,841
I'm out.

628
00:23:52,908 --> 00:23:55,647
If either of you want to attend
an actual dinner party,

629
00:23:55,714 --> 00:23:57,049
you know where to find me.

630
00:23:57,116 --> 00:23:58,753
Kevin, wait.
(sighs)

631
00:23:58,820 --> 00:24:00,489
‐We can shut it down.
‐(sighs)

632
00:24:00,557 --> 00:24:01,926
A dinner party sounds good.

633
00:24:01,993 --> 00:24:02,794
‐Really?
‐Yeah,

634
00:24:02,861 --> 00:24:04,030
I'm super hungry now, too.

635
00:24:04,097 --> 00:24:05,634
Listen, why don't we just
finish making

636
00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:07,504
this one last pot of sauce?

637
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:09,875
That dragon has given us,
over, like, $20,000,

638
00:24:09,942 --> 00:24:11,679
and I just kind of feel like we
owe it to her at this point.

639
00:24:11,746 --> 00:24:13,616
All right, that's fair.

640
00:24:13,683 --> 00:24:15,252
LAZANDRA: Wait,
what do you mean

641
00:24:15,319 --> 00:24:16,555
you're not gonna make any more?

642
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,926
We're done.
This is the last batch.

643
00:24:18,993 --> 00:24:20,563
And we're taking some
for ourselves.

644
00:24:20,630 --> 00:24:22,400
Wait, did I not pay you enough?

645
00:24:22,466 --> 00:24:24,538
It's got nothing to do
with the money.

646
00:24:24,605 --> 00:24:25,740
What's going on?

647
00:24:25,807 --> 00:24:27,443
They don't want to cook
anymore!

648
00:24:27,511 --> 00:24:29,782
Why not?
I paid you guys 20 bucks.

649
00:24:29,848 --> 00:24:31,318
Wait, excuse me?
How much?

650
00:24:31,384 --> 00:24:33,288
A‐as I already made clear,

651
00:24:33,355 --> 00:24:35,159
this has nothing to do
with the money.

652
00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:36,796
We just have a prior commitment

653
00:24:36,862 --> 00:24:38,566
that we need to get to tonight,
that's all.

654
00:24:38,633 --> 00:24:39,835
And you two
should stop fighting.

655
00:24:39,902 --> 00:24:41,539
You're clearly
meant for each other.

656
00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:42,674
‐Hey, Kevin...
‐Stop.

657
00:24:42,741 --> 00:24:44,177
Let's actually not upset
the violent giants

658
00:24:44,243 --> 00:24:45,312
more than we have to.

659
00:24:45,379 --> 00:24:47,350
If they want to fight,
that's on them.

660
00:24:47,416 --> 00:24:49,888
So, we good here or what?

661
00:24:49,955 --> 00:24:53,095
If you won't make more sauce,
then simply give us the recipe.

662
00:24:53,161 --> 00:24:55,533
Affirmative.
So we may replicate it.

663
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,871
All right, fine.
I'll send you the link.

664
00:24:57,938 --> 00:24:59,708
It's, like,
the very first search result

665
00:24:59,775 --> 00:25:00,910
for spaghetti sauce.

666
00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:02,313
Then we will take
the remaining sauce

667
00:25:02,380 --> 00:25:03,616
and do battle elsewhere.

668
00:25:03,683 --> 00:25:05,386
Perhaps another dimension.

669
00:25:05,452 --> 00:25:06,989
Or another point in time.

670
00:25:07,056 --> 00:25:08,960
Yeah,
either of those are good.

671
00:25:09,027 --> 00:25:10,362
(dramatic tone)

672
00:25:10,429 --> 00:25:12,166
Goodbye, Ken.

673
00:25:12,233 --> 00:25:14,237
Goodbye, Earth friends of Ken.
(whooshes)

674
00:25:14,303 --> 00:25:16,909
(mysterious tone)

675
00:25:18,278 --> 00:25:19,782
Hmm, well, that was fun.

676
00:25:19,848 --> 00:25:22,119
Yeah, they were nice...ish.

677
00:25:22,186 --> 00:25:24,123
And how much did we make
for 2 hours of work?

678
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:28,666
‐We made 21,020 bucks.
‐(whistles)

679
00:25:28,733 --> 00:25:30,269
Man, we probably should have

680
00:25:30,335 --> 00:25:31,572
kept doing that for a while,
huh?

681
00:25:31,639 --> 00:25:33,543
What about
all the stuff I said?

682
00:25:33,609 --> 00:25:35,613
Regarding friendship
and dinner?

683
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:38,118
No, yeah.
That‐‐that stuff was pr‐‐

684
00:25:38,185 --> 00:25:39,220
probably right.

685
00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:41,124
You know, no‐‐no regrets.

686
00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:42,359
TURT: Oh, man.

687
00:25:42,426 --> 00:25:46,067
You never know what's
gonna explode in that show.

688
00:25:46,134 --> 00:25:47,470
Or who's gonna make out.

689
00:25:47,537 --> 00:25:49,440
But it's usually
Natasha and Fernando.

690
00:25:49,508 --> 00:25:51,679
(chuckles)
They're nasty.

691
00:25:51,746 --> 00:25:53,281
To dinner party.

692
00:25:53,348 --> 00:25:54,818
ALL: Cheers!

693
00:25:54,885 --> 00:25:56,689
Oh, my God, that's good.

694
00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:57,991
Mm‐hmm‐hmm‐hmm.

695
00:25:58,058 --> 00:26:00,797
Mmm, Kevin,
this is amaze‐tastic!

696
00:26:00,864 --> 00:26:03,335
Aw, I'm glad you all like it.

697
00:26:03,402 --> 00:26:05,540
I don't just like it,
I love it.

698
00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,076
High kick!

699
00:26:07,143 --> 00:26:09,715
(whoosh)

700
00:26:11,317 --> 00:26:12,319
(grunts)

701
00:26:12,386 --> 00:26:14,190
ALL: Yes!

702
00:26:14,257 --> 00:26:17,096
(upbeat music)

703
00:26:17,163 --> 00:26:18,933
DIZZY FAE: ♪♪ Oh, I'm nasty ♪♪

704
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,537
♪♪ Gotta keep it freaky ♪♪

705
00:26:20,603 --> 00:26:22,006
♪♪ Starting at my best
so I always keep it sticky ♪♪

706
00:26:22,072 --> 00:26:23,609
♪♪ Icky, licky,
put it on my kidney ♪♪

707
00:26:23,676 --> 00:26:25,980
♪♪ Maybe rearrange everything
that came with me ♪♪

708
00:26:26,047 --> 00:26:27,851
♪♪ B‐b‐body move ♪♪

709
00:26:27,918 --> 00:26:29,955
♪♪ B‐b‐body move ♪♪

710
00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:31,692
♪♪ B‐b‐body move ♪♪

711
00:26:31,759 --> 00:26:33,395
♪♪ I just might
do it some more ♪♪

712
00:26:33,462 --> 00:26:34,932
♪♪ Ooh ♪♪

713
00:26:34,998 --> 00:26:37,637
♪♪ It'd be so cruel
if I didn't let my ♪♪

714
00:26:37,704 --> 00:26:39,842
♪♪ B‐b‐body move ♪♪

715
00:26:39,908 --> 00:26:41,645
♪♪ B‐b‐body move ♪♪

716
00:26:41,712 --> 00:26:44,283
♪♪ Ooh, I just might ♪♪

717
00:26:44,350 --> 00:26:46,589
♪♪ I just ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪

718
00:26:46,655 --> 00:26:48,425
♪♪ I just might ♪♪

719
00:26:48,493 --> 00:26:50,697
♪♪ I just might ♪♪

720
00:26:50,763 --> 00:26:54,270
♪♪ Mm,
this a fucking love song ♪♪

721
00:26:54,337 --> 00:26:58,713
♪♪ Mm,
this a fucking love song ♪♪

722
00:26:58,779 --> 00:27:02,721
♪♪ Mm,
this a fucking love song ♪♪

723
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:05,760
♪♪ Mm,
this a fucking love song ♪♪

724
00:27:05,827 --> 00:27:07,964
♪♪ Ooh it'd be so cruel

725
00:27:08,031 --> 00:27:11,004
♪♪ If I didn't
let my body move ♪♪

726
00:27:11,070 --> 00:27:13,609
♪♪ I just might
do it some more ♪♪

727
00:27:13,676 --> 00:27:15,680
♪♪ B‐b‐body move ♪♪

728
00:27:15,747 --> 00:27:18,084
♪♪ B‐b‐body move ♪♪

729
00:27:18,151 --> 00:27:20,355
‐(clear music)
‐CHORUS: ♪♪ Yes ♪♪