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(vehicle whirs)

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(gritty rock music)

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(siren chimes)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(siren chimes)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(siren chimes)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(crashing, tires screech)

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(harsh electronic music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(upbeat music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(sighs)

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Hey, Tanya.
Do you consider me successful?

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Yes, I do.

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I mean,
not in the traditional sense.

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That's actually the sense
I was hoping for.

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You know,
you're rich in happiness.

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I'm not that happy.

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Well, you're middle class
in happiness,

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and that is flavor because
the middle class is vanishing.

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Mm...okay.

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I think I should start
doing stuff

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with my life.

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That could be cool.

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(gasps)
I've got stuff!

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I'm gonna go check out
the new coffee shop.

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‐You wanna come?
‐The really far away one?

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It's only a 68‐minute walk.

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‐Do stuff.
‐Mm, nah.

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I think I might do
a little career research.

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Good for you.

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‐Hey, Kevin!
‐Hey, Tanya.

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What is up?

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(sighs)
Nothin'.

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Just reconsidering
my entire life.

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‐You?
‐Also nothing.

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You know, just bein' regular.

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Why do you sound suspicious?

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What?
No, I'm not suspicious!

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You're sweating a lot.

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Uh, I was at soccer practice!

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You don't have soccer practice
on Sundays.

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Okay, listen.

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There's something wrong
with the bathroom.

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Kevin, what did you do?

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I didn't do anything.

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Have you been eating
in there again?

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Yes.

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We better not have cockroaches.

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It's not cockroaches.

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(creature roaring)

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Uh, it was like this
when I walked in.

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ERNESTO: Oh, my God.

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Kevin, did you leave cookies
behind the sink?

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‐Yeah.
‐That's why this thing is here.

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It smelled
your bathroom snacks.

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Oh, man!
My B.

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Dude, you gotta stop this.
We have a kitchen.

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But sometimes I'm hungry
in other rooms!

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Hey, guys, what's up?

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(creature roars)

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Aw, man.
What did you do?

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Kevin left cookies
behind the sink.

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‐Again.
‐Kevin.

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We talked about that for hours.

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Hey, I'm still not convinced
this is my fau‐‐

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‐(screams)
‐Oh, dear Lord!

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(screaming)

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(grunts)
Stop!

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You know what this means,
right?

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(sighs)

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We have to use
the half bathroom.

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Oh, my God.
No.

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(eerie music)

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(creature groaning)

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What the hell is that?

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Oh, hey, Cat.

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Kevin left cookies
in the bathroom.

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Damn it, Kevin!

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There's nothing cool about
eating cookies on the toilet!

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Hey, cool it, man.

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No.
I just cleaned in there.

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You cleaned in there,
like, two weeks ago.

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Yeah, two weeks ago,
thoroughly clean.

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And may also I ask,

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when's the last time
you cleaned in there?

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This is not a competition.

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Life is a competition.

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And you're runnin'
in last place, buddy.

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Give me that broom.
I'm gonna take care of this.

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Go on, get out!
(yowls)

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Uh, Cat?

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(groans)

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All right, he's alive.
Kevin, clean up your shit.

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I have life stuff
to figure out.

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(creature roars)

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♪♪ I'm not going to sleep ♪♪

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♪♪ To wait if I die ♪♪

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(upbeat rock music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(music fades to car radio)

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Hey, what gives?
Why is that guy rich?

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I should be rich.

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Hmm.
Where does money come from?

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‐(lightbulb dings)
‐(glass shatters)

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Hey, we should sue Blockbuster.

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You wanna sue Blockbuster?

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Yes, Rona.
Noel and I used to work there,

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and unless I'm mistaken,
they had money.

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Do try to keep up.

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They went out of business
12 years ago.

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Yeah, probably because
somebody wouldn't

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rent Pixar movies to people.

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The bloopers are
unprofessional!

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They rock!
Rona, you agree.

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The bloopers, we know them.

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Uh, they, uh‐‐

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I really love
The Brave Little Toaster.

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Yeah, no shit.

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Everybody loves
The Brave Little Toaster.

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You know why?
There's no bloopers.

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No!
It's a classic because

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of that rude little radio
voiced by Jon Lovitz!

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(tires squealing)

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(all yelling)

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(car crashes)

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(siren wails)

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I can't believe
you totaled my car again!

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‐Why are you like this?
‐I don't know.

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Probably the same reason your
ass is too big for your frame.

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(growls, grunts)

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(grunts)

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(dreamy music)

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‐SWAN BOY: God?
‐It's actually Josh.

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‐(electricity zaps)
‐SWAN BOY: (screams)

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Hey, Swan Boy,
Noel's pretty upset.

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He's suing you.

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What? That bitch!
I'll ruin him!

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Well, you know, I can help.

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Are you sure?
'Cause, you know,

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once you kill somebody...
(laughs)

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That follows you for life.

145
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What? No.
I meant I can represent you.

146
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I studied law.

147
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Wait, were you gonna kill Noel?

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Oh, my God, Rona!
No, no.

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I was gonna have you do it.

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(cars beeping)

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So, uh, what're we talkin'?

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Just, uh,
standard suing the guy?

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I don't care about the money.

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I just wanna teach him a lesson

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about respecting
other people's property.

156
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Okay, well, if things go south,
I'll give my friend the signal,

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and he'll show everybody
his hole.

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Usually ends in a mistrial,
so no harm, no foul.

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It's not one
of your nicer holes.

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‐(gong rings)
‐(grunts)

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(audience whispering)

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Wow, a real courtroom.
This is my big chance.

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Big chance to do what?

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Ah, you know,
fuck around, have fun.

165
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That's what you do every day.

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Yeah, but not in a courtroom.

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Please don't make this worse
than it has to be.

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Wonder what would happen
if I touched the bailiff's gun?

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All rise
for the Honorable Judge Hopper.

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Mister‐‐
(clears throat)

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Dandelose, you're being sued
for reckless endangerment.

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How do you plead?

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I'd like to call
my first witness to the stand.

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Myself!

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‐(all gasp)
‐In all my years!

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Ugh, great.
He's on one.

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Place your hand on the Bible.

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Do you swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth,

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and nothing but the truth,
so help you God?

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Heh.
No.

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‐(all gasp)
‐What the what?

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(scoffs)
Excuse me?

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I don't need God's help!
Yah!

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Oh, for fuck's sake.

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(chuckling)
Your Honor.

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Noel slandered Pixar
and their fine bloopers

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after recklessly
allowing me into his car

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without doing
a seat belt check.

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I did a seat belt check.
You took it off.

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You gotta do multiple
seat belt checks with me!

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This is absurd.
Go take a seat!

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Gladly.

193
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We rule in favor
of the defendant.

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We recommend the prosecution
apologize to Swan Boy.

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‐And then, the chair!
‐(all gasp)

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Come on!
Objection!

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Overruled!
Ride the lightning!

198
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Yes, ride the‐‐
what, no!

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‐Overruled!
‐Underruled!

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‐Overruled!
‐Overruled!

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‐I agree!
‐(laughing)

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Oldest trick in the‐‐aw, shit.

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God, give it up, all right?

204
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You're embarrassing yourself.

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‐You're embarrassing Rona.
‐No more than usual.

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And worst of all,
you're embarrassing me.

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Me!
Of all people!

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You always make things
like this!

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‐(siren whoops)
‐(helicopters whirring)

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All right, just give it up,
and I'll drop the case.

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No way, what if I'm right?

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You don't even know what
you're arguing about.

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Listen to yourself!

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(laughing)
No, thank you.

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I got a weird voice.

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(both grunting)

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Order!

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‐(gong rings)
‐(zipper unzips)

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(all screaming)

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Order!
Order, order, order!

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I'm holding you both
in contempt of court.

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BOTH: Stay out of this!

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(somber harmonica music)

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(buzzer blares)

225
00:08:04,478 --> 00:08:06,683
Well, jail, we meet again.

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Rona?
What're you doing here?

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00:08:08,754 --> 00:08:11,560
Practicing law
without a license.

228
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What do we think
the Wi‐Fi situation is here?

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(harsh electronic music)

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(harsh electronic music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(upbeat music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(buzzer)

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(groans)

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Ahh.

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Kevin?
Did you clean the bathroom yet?

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(creature roaring)

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You did not clean the bathroom!

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Mm.
(sucks teeth)

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(sighs)

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(grunts)

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(eerie music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(switch clicks)

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Huh.

247
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It's actually not that bad.

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Oh, shit.

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(grunting)

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Come on.

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‐(muffled knocking)
‐ERNESTO: Hey, Kevin?

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(knocking continues)

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Turt?

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‐Cat?
‐(creature growling)

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(sighs)

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(creature grumbling faintly)

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‐(phone buzzing)
‐Hey, Tanya.

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Hey, you just texted me
the words "bathroom emergency"

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in all caps.
What's up?

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Yeah, I'm trapped in
the half bathroom at my place.

261
00:10:01,112 --> 00:10:03,851
Why are you using
the half bathroom?

262
00:10:03,917 --> 00:10:06,656
There's, like,
an alien or a monster

263
00:10:06,723 --> 00:10:07,825
or something
in the regular bathroom.

264
00:10:07,892 --> 00:10:09,261
‐TANYA: Oh, man.
‐Yeah.

265
00:10:09,328 --> 00:10:10,130
Kevin left cookies in there.

266
00:10:10,196 --> 00:10:11,733
‐God, again?
‐ERNESTO: Yeah.

267
00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,804
Ugh, I'm so glad
I don't have roommates.

268
00:10:13,871 --> 00:10:16,041
Thank God for soulless jobs!

269
00:10:16,108 --> 00:10:18,279
You're living the dream.
What're you up to right now?

270
00:10:18,346 --> 00:10:22,487
I'm still at this coffee shop.
The line is super long.

271
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:25,594
Um, do you wanna maybe bail

272
00:10:25,661 --> 00:10:26,897
and come get me
out of here instead?

273
00:10:26,963 --> 00:10:29,168
No, dude,
I've put 2 1/2 hours into this.

274
00:10:29,234 --> 00:10:31,438
I've gotta see
if it's worth the hype.

275
00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,476
No, yeah.
That seems important.

276
00:10:33,544 --> 00:10:35,246
Listen, I'll come get you
on the way back.

277
00:10:35,313 --> 00:10:37,618
We can do lunch.

278
00:10:37,685 --> 00:10:38,821
Tanya,
there's a spider in here!

279
00:10:38,887 --> 00:10:40,290
I'll see you in, like,
84 minutes, okay?

280
00:10:40,356 --> 00:10:41,860
Oh, God!

281
00:10:41,927 --> 00:10:42,995
‐Don't get all stressed out.
‐ERNESTO: (whining)

282
00:10:43,062 --> 00:10:44,298
It's way too late for that.

283
00:10:44,364 --> 00:10:46,068
Oh, man.

284
00:10:46,135 --> 00:10:47,772
Um, excuse me.

285
00:10:47,839 --> 00:10:48,974
Do you think I could go
in front of you?

286
00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:50,878
My friend is stuck
in his half bathroom.

287
00:10:50,945 --> 00:10:52,548
‐(laughing)
‐Ugh.

288
00:10:52,615 --> 00:10:54,686
Hey, lady,
everyone's got problems.

289
00:10:54,752 --> 00:10:55,955
You think I don't have
to go let someone

290
00:10:56,021 --> 00:10:57,525
out of a bathroom after this?

291
00:10:57,592 --> 00:10:59,194
‐Do you?
‐Yeah, my friend Karen.

292
00:10:59,261 --> 00:11:01,165
She's been stuck in her
bathroom for three days.

293
00:11:01,232 --> 00:11:03,704
‐Oh, Karen, no.
‐You know Karen?

294
00:11:03,770 --> 00:11:06,308
No, but she sounds incredible.

295
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:07,912
She's one of my
third best friends.

296
00:11:07,979 --> 00:11:10,518
Hey, um,
I'm just blue‐skying here,

297
00:11:10,584 --> 00:11:12,622
but why don't we just
order together?

298
00:11:12,688 --> 00:11:14,024
‐Are you getting any food?
‐No.

299
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,426
Pshh.
Yeah, me either.

300
00:11:15,494 --> 00:11:17,063
Great.
Thanks.

301
00:11:18,232 --> 00:11:20,771
Excuse me, do you think
I can go in front of you?

302
00:11:20,838 --> 00:11:24,044
My friend is stuck
in his half bathroom.

303
00:11:27,017 --> 00:11:30,290
(downbeat chiptune music)

304
00:11:31,693 --> 00:11:33,864
(sighs)

305
00:11:33,931 --> 00:11:36,536
I'm gonna die
in a half bathroom.

306
00:11:36,603 --> 00:11:38,740
Not even a real bathroom.

307
00:11:38,807 --> 00:11:40,376
At least we became bros
in the end.

308
00:11:40,443 --> 00:11:42,748
Didn't we, spider?

309
00:11:42,815 --> 00:11:44,284
Thank you for believing in me.

310
00:11:44,351 --> 00:11:45,854
TANYA: Ernesto,
you still in there?

311
00:11:45,921 --> 00:11:47,457
Tanya?
How was the coffee?

312
00:11:47,525 --> 00:11:48,694
Not good.

313
00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,063
‐Did you lock it?
‐Yeah.

314
00:11:50,129 --> 00:11:51,700
And then I broke
the door handle off.

315
00:11:51,766 --> 00:11:52,768
Ugh.
All right, all right.

316
00:11:52,835 --> 00:11:54,572
I'm gonna try something.

317
00:11:54,639 --> 00:11:55,874
Hi‐yah!

318
00:11:56,843 --> 00:11:58,246
It didn't work.

319
00:11:58,312 --> 00:12:00,416
‐Should I try again?
‐ERNESTO: Yeah.

320
00:12:00,483 --> 00:12:02,053
TANYA:
Second hi‐yah!

321
00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:05,426
I think it opens
in the other direction.

322
00:12:05,494 --> 00:12:06,930
Man, these doors are thin.

323
00:12:06,997 --> 00:12:08,634
‐Hey, Tanya.
‐Hey.

324
00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:09,936
Why are you breaking my house?

325
00:12:10,003 --> 00:12:11,138
‐ERNESTO: Kevin!
‐Ernesto?

326
00:12:11,205 --> 00:12:12,642
Did you clean the bathroom yet?

327
00:12:12,708 --> 00:12:14,779
Yeah.
I mean, I'm doing it.

328
00:12:14,846 --> 00:12:15,781
I got the broom out.

329
00:12:15,848 --> 00:12:18,987
(creature roars)

330
00:12:21,425 --> 00:12:22,662
What're you up to?

331
00:12:22,728 --> 00:12:25,066
I'm stuck
in this goddamn half bathroom!

332
00:12:25,133 --> 00:12:28,306
KEVIN: Oh, you have to lift
the door, then push.

333
00:12:32,414 --> 00:12:33,650
Oh.

334
00:12:33,717 --> 00:12:34,852
(groans)

335
00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:37,959
‐Hey, Tanya.
‐Hey.

336
00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:39,294
‐Dude.
‐Hey!

337
00:12:39,361 --> 00:12:40,798
No hey.
Bathroom.

338
00:12:40,864 --> 00:12:42,969
Ugh.
Fine!

339
00:12:43,035 --> 00:12:44,606
(creature snarling)

340
00:12:44,672 --> 00:12:45,741
‐(grunts)
‐KEVIN: Guys?

341
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,578
I think I need help.

342
00:12:47,645 --> 00:12:50,751
(creature roaring)

343
00:12:51,418 --> 00:12:52,354
Whoa.

344
00:12:52,420 --> 00:12:55,326
You guys need to clean
your place more.

345
00:12:55,393 --> 00:12:56,796
‐Shit.
‐Oh.

346
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,900
All right, we gotta take care
of this right now.

347
00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:01,606
‐Kevin, grab the broom.
‐Oh, God.

348
00:13:01,673 --> 00:13:03,543
Oh, God.
You can do this, Kevin.

349
00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:05,013
‐You've got this, Kevin.
‐Dude.

350
00:13:05,079 --> 00:13:07,250
‐Just be brave.
‐Oh, my...

351
00:13:07,317 --> 00:13:10,189
Okay, uh, can I drink
some alcohol first?

352
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:13,229
I'd also like
to drink some alcohol first.

353
00:13:13,296 --> 00:13:14,565
(sighs)

354
00:13:14,632 --> 00:13:17,538
(harsh electronic music)

355
00:13:17,605 --> 00:13:20,243
♪♪ ♪♪

356
00:13:21,946 --> 00:13:25,219
(mischievous music)

357
00:13:25,286 --> 00:13:28,426
(wind whistling)

358
00:13:31,298 --> 00:13:33,637
Don't do it, Moss!
Don't jump!

359
00:13:33,704 --> 00:13:36,543
You got so much to live for!

360
00:13:36,609 --> 00:13:37,545
Huh?

361
00:13:37,611 --> 00:13:39,348
MAN: You still owe me
a hundred bucks!

362
00:13:39,414 --> 00:13:41,720
Jump?
What?

363
00:13:41,786 --> 00:13:44,492
(dog barking)

364
00:13:44,559 --> 00:13:46,496
(dramatic music)

365
00:13:48,065 --> 00:13:51,038
(mischievous music)

366
00:13:51,105 --> 00:13:54,144
BEN: Hey.
Hey, I‐‐I see you.

367
00:13:54,211 --> 00:13:55,914
You‐‐you tryin' to break in?

368
00:13:55,981 --> 00:13:57,551
Uh, not on my watch, pal.

369
00:13:57,618 --> 00:14:00,591
Oh, hush, Ben.
Not all gypsies are thieves.

370
00:14:00,657 --> 00:14:03,262
I‐‐I didn't say he was a gypsy.

371
00:14:03,329 --> 00:14:04,866
You're a racist!

372
00:14:04,932 --> 00:14:11,478
♪♪ ♪♪

373
00:14:12,147 --> 00:14:14,184
You really went above
and beyond today, Walt.

374
00:14:14,251 --> 00:14:16,556
That was a risky move,
but it got us the results

375
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,996
we need to keep
this whole thing going.

376
00:14:20,063 --> 00:14:23,235
And since you helped me out,
I have something for you.

377
00:14:23,302 --> 00:14:24,939
Just a little thank you gift.

378
00:14:25,006 --> 00:14:28,012
(ominous music)

379
00:14:28,079 --> 00:14:30,116
(pigeons cooing)

380
00:14:30,183 --> 00:14:32,888
(mischievous music)

381
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:39,969
♪♪ ♪♪

382
00:14:46,315 --> 00:14:48,653
Oh, oh, I don't think
he's trying to break in, Ben.

383
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,392
I think he's trying to help
that boy on the ledge.

384
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,862
(burps)

385
00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:58,907
BEN'S WIFE: Oh, no!

386
00:14:58,974 --> 00:15:00,511
Oh, God!
Hold on!

387
00:15:00,577 --> 00:15:01,913
Help is on the way!

388
00:15:05,019 --> 00:15:06,656
(suspenseful music)

389
00:15:06,723 --> 00:15:08,927
(dog barking)

390
00:15:08,994 --> 00:15:13,402
♪♪ ♪♪

391
00:15:13,469 --> 00:15:16,543
(siren wailing in the distance)

392
00:15:16,609 --> 00:15:19,549
(triumphant music)

393
00:15:19,615 --> 00:15:21,485
Oh, God, my thong!

394
00:15:25,961 --> 00:15:28,399
Sir, stay where you are.

395
00:15:28,466 --> 00:15:31,606
We are coming to help you down!

396
00:15:31,673 --> 00:15:34,077
(screams)

397
00:15:34,144 --> 00:15:35,714
Oh, we got a fuckin' dangler!

398
00:15:35,781 --> 00:15:37,585
I have a dangler.

399
00:15:37,651 --> 00:15:39,922
(wailing)

400
00:15:39,989 --> 00:15:42,060
Shit!

401
00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:46,335
(chimes twinkle)

402
00:15:49,174 --> 00:15:52,848
Hey, what the hell
are you doin' up there?

403
00:15:52,915 --> 00:15:54,619
Don't be a hero!

404
00:15:54,685 --> 00:15:58,292
♪♪ ♪♪

405
00:15:58,359 --> 00:15:59,929
(retches)

406
00:15:59,996 --> 00:16:03,169
(wind whistling)

407
00:16:03,235 --> 00:16:05,741
(voice distorted)
No!

408
00:16:05,808 --> 00:16:08,145
(drumroll)

409
00:16:09,682 --> 00:16:11,753
FIREMAN:
Paul, get that ladder up there!

410
00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:13,890
Oh!
Oh!

411
00:16:13,957 --> 00:16:16,896
(dramatic music)

412
00:16:16,963 --> 00:16:19,836
♪♪ ♪♪

413
00:16:19,902 --> 00:16:22,140
Ah!
Oh, oh!

414
00:16:23,977 --> 00:16:25,547
(screaming)

415
00:16:27,885 --> 00:16:29,020
(thud on door)

416
00:16:30,691 --> 00:16:31,759
(grunts)

417
00:16:31,826 --> 00:16:34,999
(indistinct shouting)

418
00:16:35,066 --> 00:16:36,536
Is this your apartment, miss?

419
00:16:36,603 --> 00:16:39,374
Yeah, I was locked out.

420
00:16:39,441 --> 00:16:40,844
Is Walt okay?

421
00:16:40,911 --> 00:16:44,384
I asked him to climb in through
my window and let me in.

422
00:16:44,451 --> 00:16:45,721
Did he fall?

423
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:48,860
(swelling dramatic music)

424
00:16:48,927 --> 00:16:51,499
Walt!

425
00:16:51,566 --> 00:16:56,809
♪♪ ♪♪

426
00:16:56,876 --> 00:16:58,245
(sniffing)

427
00:16:58,312 --> 00:17:01,084
Oh.
Uh...

428
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:04,892
Ugh.

429
00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:06,796
Oh.
(clears throat)

430
00:17:06,863 --> 00:17:08,533
Thanks again, Walt.

431
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,236
I'll definitely remember these
next time.

432
00:17:10,303 --> 00:17:12,340
(laughs, sighs)

433
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:14,211
Hey, hey.

434
00:17:14,277 --> 00:17:16,481
You're a hero, son.

435
00:17:16,549 --> 00:17:20,189
You smell like shit,
but you're a goddamn hero.

436
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:24,097
♪♪ ♪♪

437
00:17:25,032 --> 00:17:27,403
(harsh electronic music)

438
00:17:30,877 --> 00:17:33,516
(harsh electronic music)

439
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,119
♪♪ ♪♪

440
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,227
Hey, we gonna hang out
after work?

441
00:17:39,294 --> 00:17:40,564
‐Yeah, I'd love to‐‐
‐Ah.

442
00:17:40,631 --> 00:17:41,699
Sorry.

443
00:17:43,803 --> 00:17:46,709
(upbeat rock music)

444
00:17:46,776 --> 00:17:49,749
♪♪ ♪♪

445
00:17:49,815 --> 00:17:52,453
(atmospheric music)

446
00:17:52,521 --> 00:17:54,424
SAM: Let me ask you this.

447
00:17:54,492 --> 00:17:57,463
Have you ever seen a Bunyip?

448
00:17:57,531 --> 00:17:59,401
Basically,
I was just sitting around

449
00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:01,471
doing pretty much nothing
at my auntie's house

450
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,576
when I heard
a very loud honking sound

451
00:18:03,643 --> 00:18:06,014
from behind
the old jacaranda tree.

452
00:18:06,081 --> 00:18:07,751
(echoing)
Honk.

453
00:18:07,818 --> 00:18:09,321
Is somebody there?

454
00:18:09,387 --> 00:18:11,726
Whoa.
A Bunyip.

455
00:18:11,793 --> 00:18:13,062
(spacey music)

456
00:18:13,128 --> 00:18:14,464
What's your name, cobber?

457
00:18:14,532 --> 00:18:17,070
Oh, I'm‐‐I'm Sam.
What about you?

458
00:18:17,136 --> 00:18:19,107
Yeah, me too.
I'm also named Sam.

459
00:18:19,174 --> 00:18:20,476
No way!

460
00:18:20,544 --> 00:18:22,581
Nah, mate.
I'm just yanking your chain.

461
00:18:22,648 --> 00:18:23,683
My name's Gglungo.

462
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,654
Do you wanna come
and meet my family?

463
00:18:25,721 --> 00:18:28,459
SAM: I wanted to go to a music
festival later that month,

464
00:18:28,526 --> 00:18:30,262
and I was kind of worried
that the Bunyips would try

465
00:18:30,329 --> 00:18:32,901
to eat my skin
or fuck me to death.

466
00:18:32,968 --> 00:18:34,538
Gglungo sensed my unease.

467
00:18:34,605 --> 00:18:36,809
Relax, mate.
We aren't dangerous.

468
00:18:36,876 --> 00:18:38,780
Yeah, okay.
Why not?

469
00:18:38,847 --> 00:18:40,249
Are you sure
this is all right to wear?

470
00:18:40,316 --> 00:18:42,655
Ooh, nah.
You better put on a tuxedo.

471
00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:44,324
(chuckling)

472
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,727
Let's go, mate.
Hurry up.

473
00:18:45,794 --> 00:18:49,334
(birds chirping)

474
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:52,708
(singing echoes)

475
00:18:52,775 --> 00:18:55,580
SAM: Gglungo's brothers
and sisters greeted me

476
00:18:55,647 --> 00:18:58,285
with a traditional song
that was so gorgeous,

477
00:18:58,352 --> 00:18:59,955
it made me cry.

478
00:19:00,022 --> 00:19:01,124
(Bunyips singing cheerfully)

479
00:19:01,191 --> 00:19:03,630
And they even gave me a feed.

480
00:19:03,697 --> 00:19:05,132
I promised
I'd come back to visit

481
00:19:05,199 --> 00:19:08,573
and walked home with
a very large smile on my dial.

482
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,443
My auntie couldn't believe
what I'd seen.

483
00:19:10,510 --> 00:19:12,480
Oh, they sound good.

484
00:19:12,548 --> 00:19:14,384
Trust me.
They're really good.

485
00:19:14,451 --> 00:19:16,188
I wanna meet them ASAP.

486
00:19:16,254 --> 00:19:17,825
I'll borrow my mate's camera,

487
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,795
and we can get some photos
of the bastards.

488
00:19:19,862 --> 00:19:22,568
(birds chirping)

489
00:19:23,903 --> 00:19:25,807
Hey!
Gglungo!

490
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,212
(Bunyips start singing)

491
00:19:28,278 --> 00:19:31,051
Sam the man!
Who's this?

492
00:19:31,118 --> 00:19:33,590
I'm Sam's auntie.
Hi.

493
00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:36,161
You guys have really
got the wow factor.

494
00:19:36,228 --> 00:19:38,833
Ever thought about
becoming famous?

495
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:40,504
What is fame?

496
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,908
SAM: She gave the Bunyips
the lowdown on showbiz.

497
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:45,479
I couldn't help notice
she was using nice examples,

498
00:19:45,547 --> 00:19:47,350
like Nicole Kidman
and Brad Pitt,

499
00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:49,522
and didn't touch upon
the darker implications

500
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:52,528
of celebrity like Kurt Cobain
and Amy Winehouse.

501
00:19:52,594 --> 00:19:53,963
We're gonna be superstars.

502
00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:55,433
I can't wait
to attend the Grammys.

503
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,671
Let's take some snaps,
shall we?

504
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,942
Stand over there.
Suck in your gut, please.

505
00:20:00,009 --> 00:20:01,078
(camera shutter clicks)

506
00:20:01,144 --> 00:20:03,482
Just hold onto that stalactite.

507
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,887
I might move around a bit.
Get the li‐‐

508
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,223
Oh.

509
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,560
Aye, I'm sorry about that.

510
00:20:08,626 --> 00:20:09,862
(camera shutter clicking)

511
00:20:09,929 --> 00:20:11,031
With photos this good,

512
00:20:11,098 --> 00:20:12,768
we have got to make a calendar.

513
00:20:12,835 --> 00:20:14,839
New Year's is
just around the corner.

514
00:20:14,905 --> 00:20:16,341
Everybody will want one.

515
00:20:16,408 --> 00:20:18,747
It'll be the most
popular calendar of all time.

516
00:20:18,813 --> 00:20:20,951
Bad news
for those shirtless firemen.

517
00:20:21,017 --> 00:20:23,288
Those firemen will be fuming.

518
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,059
Yeah, they'll be fuming so bad,

519
00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:27,598
they'll have to use their hoses
to put themselves out.

520
00:20:27,664 --> 00:20:29,969
(laughing)

521
00:20:30,035 --> 00:20:31,138
(sighs)

522
00:20:31,204 --> 00:20:33,375
Man,
Gglungo is such a crack‐up.

523
00:20:34,277 --> 00:20:35,580
So what do you think?

524
00:20:35,647 --> 00:20:37,718
I mean, we heard you fellas
are the largest

525
00:20:37,785 --> 00:20:40,256
and most successful calendar
retailers in the world.

526
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,293
Sure.
Do you mind if we take a look?

527
00:20:46,268 --> 00:20:47,971
Hold on.
Where's December?

528
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,911
Oh, yeah, there's, um‐‐there's
only eleven Bunyips, so...

529
00:20:50,977 --> 00:20:52,313
Are you serious?
Yeah.

530
00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:53,883
Uh, is that a problem?

531
00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:57,925
We always include every month
of the year in our calendars.

532
00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:00,329
It's one of our main policies.
This is unacceptable.

533
00:21:00,396 --> 00:21:02,033
Can't you make an exception?

534
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,135
It's got three eyes.

535
00:21:03,202 --> 00:21:04,370
No!

536
00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:06,943
Ugh,
Gglungo's gonna be devastated.

537
00:21:07,009 --> 00:21:08,445
Most people only have two.

538
00:21:08,513 --> 00:21:10,349
Please get out of here.

539
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,959
Hey, cheer up, little Sammy.

540
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,330
Those suits don't know
what they're talking about.

541
00:21:17,396 --> 00:21:19,869
We made a great calendar.

542
00:21:22,774 --> 00:21:26,047
It's a shame they all died
in the bush fire, isn't it?

543
00:21:26,114 --> 00:21:28,887
(sentimental music)

544
00:21:28,953 --> 00:21:35,734
♪♪ ♪♪

545
00:21:40,977 --> 00:21:43,348
(harsh electronic music)

546
00:21:46,989 --> 00:21:49,895
(harsh electronic music)

547
00:21:49,962 --> 00:21:50,864
♪♪ ♪♪

548
00:21:51,966 --> 00:21:53,468
(objects rattling)

549
00:21:55,406 --> 00:21:58,445
(slot machine chiming)

550
00:21:58,513 --> 00:22:00,149
(object rattling)

551
00:22:00,216 --> 00:22:01,519
Oww.

552
00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:04,123
(grunting, whimpering)

553
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:06,596
Oh.
Wind knocked out.

554
00:22:06,662 --> 00:22:10,770
Oh.
(whimpering)

555
00:22:10,837 --> 00:22:12,574
Wind knocked out.

556
00:22:12,641 --> 00:22:15,514
(wincing)
I had wind knocked out of me.

557
00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:18,853
(grunts)
Debra.

558
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,524
Debra.

559
00:22:21,959 --> 00:22:25,199
(sighs)
Debra, you got a problem.

560
00:22:25,266 --> 00:22:27,370
You got a problem.

561
00:22:27,436 --> 00:22:30,209
(sighs)
You need to go home.

562
00:22:30,276 --> 00:22:32,246
‐(quirky music)
‐(coins rattling)

563
00:22:32,313 --> 00:22:34,317
Debra, please!

564
00:22:34,384 --> 00:22:36,656
SINGER: ♪♪ I know all the
things that are bad for me ♪♪

565
00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:38,693
♪♪ I don't really care
what they say, hey ♪♪

566
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,799
(upbeat swing music)

567
00:22:41,866 --> 00:22:44,505
♪♪ ♪♪

568
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:47,711
(creature roars)

569
00:22:57,163 --> 00:23:00,102
(glasses shatter)

570
00:23:00,169 --> 00:23:03,075
Let's do this.

571
00:23:03,141 --> 00:23:04,545
(groans)

572
00:23:05,714 --> 00:23:08,085
‐Kev?
‐He passed out.

573
00:23:08,151 --> 00:23:09,855
(sighs)

574
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,959
All right,
let's get him on the couch.

575
00:23:12,026 --> 00:23:13,462
(creature grumbling)

576
00:23:13,529 --> 00:23:17,403
Guys?
Are you gonna clean this up?

577
00:23:17,470 --> 00:23:19,508
‐Ready?
‐Ready!

578
00:23:19,575 --> 00:23:20,944
(both yelling)

579
00:23:21,011 --> 00:23:24,518
‐TANYA: Huh, ah, ha!
‐ERNESTO: (grunting)

580
00:23:24,585 --> 00:23:27,557
(creature growls)

581
00:23:27,624 --> 00:23:28,993
(glass shatters)

582
00:23:29,060 --> 00:23:30,664
‐TANYA: Grr!
‐ERNESTO: Tanya, watch out!

583
00:23:30,730 --> 00:23:32,567
(creature growling)

584
00:23:32,634 --> 00:23:34,538
TANYA: Hi‐yah!
Ooh, hah!

585
00:23:34,605 --> 00:23:36,642
Ow!
You bitch!

586
00:23:36,709 --> 00:23:39,782
(both continue grunting)

587
00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:46,127
Ha‐ahh!

588
00:23:46,194 --> 00:23:47,998
(yelling)

589
00:23:50,904 --> 00:23:53,108
(grunting)

590
00:23:53,175 --> 00:23:54,377
Ow!

591
00:23:54,444 --> 00:23:55,880
Ugh.

592
00:23:58,452 --> 00:24:01,993
(creature roars)

593
00:24:06,769 --> 00:24:07,838
Dude!

594
00:24:07,904 --> 00:24:09,440
Where'd you learn
to throw a knife like that?

595
00:24:09,508 --> 00:24:11,311
Mm, videos.

596
00:24:11,378 --> 00:24:12,614
(glass shattering)

597
00:24:12,681 --> 00:24:14,918
Send me a link.

598
00:24:14,985 --> 00:24:16,354
CAT: Oh, come on!

599
00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:18,258
(goo squelching)

600
00:24:18,325 --> 00:24:20,029
Ah!
(exhales)

601
00:24:20,095 --> 00:24:21,364
I'm alive!

602
00:24:21,431 --> 00:24:23,503
You guys saved me.

603
00:24:23,569 --> 00:24:25,239
You do respect me.

604
00:24:25,306 --> 00:24:27,043
I actually forgot
he was in here.

605
00:24:27,109 --> 00:24:28,546
(panting)

606
00:24:28,613 --> 00:24:31,117
Shh.
It's okay.

607
00:24:31,184 --> 00:24:32,521
What the hell was that thing?

608
00:24:32,587 --> 00:24:35,727
It was an alien parasite.
I think.

609
00:24:35,794 --> 00:24:37,998
‐Actually, I don't really know.
‐Oh, my God.

610
00:24:38,065 --> 00:24:40,402
It's like I could feel it
in my mind.

611
00:24:40,469 --> 00:24:41,806
It kept just, like, telling me

612
00:24:41,872 --> 00:24:43,743
to call my mother
for some reason.

613
00:24:43,810 --> 00:24:45,379
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

614
00:24:45,446 --> 00:24:47,116
‐Kevin, are you drunk?
‐Yes.

615
00:24:47,183 --> 00:24:49,287
Good, can you show me
where the alcohol is?

616
00:24:49,354 --> 00:24:51,391
I killed the monster.

617
00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:52,861
Yeah, thanks for that, man.

618
00:24:52,928 --> 00:24:54,565
You're everybody's hero today,
pal.

619
00:24:54,631 --> 00:24:57,236
KEVIN: Shh.
Pretty kitty.

620
00:24:59,575 --> 00:25:02,013
So how about that lunch,
darling?

621
00:25:02,079 --> 00:25:03,148
I don't know.

622
00:25:03,215 --> 00:25:05,954
I should probably get back
to my career search.

623
00:25:06,021 --> 00:25:08,458
Then again, I can't do anything
if I'm hungry.

624
00:25:08,526 --> 00:25:10,630
Food is the first step
to success.

625
00:25:10,697 --> 00:25:12,801
‐I'm writing that down.
‐Oh, you should.

626
00:25:12,868 --> 00:25:14,738
Hey, Kevin!
You wanna come eat with us?

627
00:25:15,740 --> 00:25:16,642
(gasps)
I know!

628
00:25:16,709 --> 00:25:18,078
We should do all you can eat.

629
00:25:18,145 --> 00:25:19,180
Will that be enough?

630
00:25:19,247 --> 00:25:20,617
We can get two orders.

631
00:25:20,683 --> 00:25:23,689
(creature roaring)

632
00:25:23,756 --> 00:25:25,660
‐(manhole cover crashes)
‐What about dessert?

633
00:25:25,727 --> 00:25:27,597
Oh, there's a new
hot cookie place on 4th.

634
00:25:27,664 --> 00:25:29,333
It's called Hot Cookies!

635
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,539
KEVIN: Ooh!

636
00:25:31,605 --> 00:25:34,077
(creature growling)

637
00:25:35,947 --> 00:25:38,686
SINGER:
♪♪ I'm not going to sleep ♪♪

638
00:25:38,753 --> 00:25:41,659
♪♪ To wait if I die ♪♪

639
00:25:41,726 --> 00:25:43,428
♪♪ ♪♪

640
00:25:43,496 --> 00:25:45,900
♪♪ I'm not living a dream ♪♪

641
00:25:45,967 --> 00:25:50,643
♪♪ Awake at night ♪♪

642
00:25:50,710 --> 00:25:54,685
♪♪ This isn't a nightmare ♪♪

643
00:25:54,752 --> 00:25:58,458
♪♪ ♪♪

644
00:25:58,526 --> 00:26:02,032
♪♪ This isn't a nightmare ♪♪

645
00:26:02,099 --> 00:26:06,441
♪♪ ♪♪

646
00:26:06,509 --> 00:26:08,513
♪♪ Stay or sleep walk ♪♪

647
00:26:08,579 --> 00:26:10,015
♪♪ My strut straight fade ♪♪

648
00:26:10,082 --> 00:26:12,219
♪♪ Hate all people ♪♪

649
00:26:12,286 --> 00:26:14,323
♪♪ I mean,
I only need my space ♪♪

650
00:26:14,390 --> 00:26:16,261
♪♪ It's 3:05 ♪♪

651
00:26:16,327 --> 00:26:19,400
♪♪ I ride when
it's dark outside ♪♪

652
00:26:19,467 --> 00:26:22,440
♪♪ I'm a midnight child,
I'm not going to sleep ♪♪

653
00:26:22,507 --> 00:26:26,816
♪♪ To wait if I die ♪♪

654
00:26:26,882 --> 00:26:30,456
♪♪ I'm not living a dream ♪♪

655
00:26:30,523 --> 00:26:34,531
♪♪ Awake at night ♪♪

656
00:26:34,598 --> 00:26:37,303
♪♪ This isn't a nightmare ♪♪

657
00:26:37,838 --> 00:26:40,142
‐(clear music)
‐CHORUS: ♪♪ Yes ♪♪