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Hey, we gonna hang out
after work?

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‐Yeah, I'd love to‐‐
‐BOTH: Aww.

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Sorry.

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‐(indistinct announcer speech)
‐PERSON: Yee‐haw!

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ANNOUNCER: This is gonna
be an exciting...

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‐(horn honks)
‐(cheers and applause)

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‐(tires squealing)
‐(person cheering)

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(air horn blares)

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(intense rock music)

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(footsteps)

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(warbling)

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(percussive music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(rhythmic squelching)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(elevator dings)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(breathing heavily)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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‐(stomach growling)
‐(groans quietly)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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Mm‐mm!

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(warbling)

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(soft rumbling)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(engine revving)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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‐(tires squeal)
‐(crashing)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(indistinct PA announcement)

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(garbled speech)

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Thanks...
(garbled speech)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(garbled speech)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(whirring)

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‐Huh?
‐(gasps)

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Mm‐hmm.

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(footsteps)

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(shimmering tone)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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Hmph.

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(groans)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(car lock chirps)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(squeaking)

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ALL: ♪♪ Happy birthday to you ♪♪

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‐(unsettling music)
‐♪♪ Happy birthday to you ♪♪

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♪♪ Happy birthday, dear...
awkward ♪♪

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♪♪ Happy birthday to you ♪♪

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(staggered claps)

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(electronic music)

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NAEEM: ♪♪ Sway(e)d ♪♪

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♪♪ Sway(e)d ♪♪

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REPORTER:
Burning out of control...

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‐(speaking indistinctly)
‐(crowd clamoring)

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(people shouting)

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(clamoring, shouting)

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‐(breathing shakily)
‐PERSON: I am not leaving!

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‐I have a right to be here!
‐(people shouting)

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(clanging, crashing)

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PERSON: Yo, this bitch
is crazy!

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PERSON: Fuck you!
(shouts indistinctly)

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(roaring, clanging)

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‐(people screaming)
‐PERSON: Oh, my God!

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‐(screams continue)
‐PERSON: Oh, my God!

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(chill music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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What the fuck?

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(loud pounding on door)

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(breathing shakily)

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(disquieting music)

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(loud pounding on door)

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Who is it?

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♪♪ ♪♪

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PERSON: Package delivery!

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(sighs)

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I need you to sign.

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Have to knock like you're
gonna assault somebody?

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‐Jesus.
‐(sighs) Sorry.

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‐Thanks.
‐Thank you.

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(children shouting in distance)

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(footsteps)

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(sighs)

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(breathing shakily)

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(breathes deeply)

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(slurps)

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INSTRUCTOR: Good morning.

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Good to see you guys again.

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So we have a newcomer today.

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Everybody welcome Daryl.

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‐Hey.
‐PERSON: Hey, Daryl.

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INSTRUCTOR: What made you
wanna come here?

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Uh, well, you know,
it just, um, seems like

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the world is pretty crazy
these days.

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I mean, I don't know.
Do you guys agree?

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I believe the world's
gonna go to shit.

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I really do.
I train for it.

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I'm gonna train you for it.

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It's about being ready.
You understand?

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You go far enough
in this course,

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and I'll teach you how to build
your own bomb shelter.

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(laughing quietly)

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You should have
your own bomb shelter

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with two‐year supplies,
minimum.

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All right, Daryl, all my newbs

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go through the same
introductory test.

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Lets me see
what your skill level is,

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what your limits are,
etcetera, etcetera.

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‐Cool?
‐Yeah.

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Step forward.

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Ready?

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Yeah, well, I‐‐
I'm not really sure‐‐

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‐(spray hissing)
‐Defend, defend, defend!

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‐Oh! Ahh!
‐(Daryl coughing, gagging)

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Come on.
Punch the bags, Daryl.

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‐Punch 'em!
‐(Daryl coughing)

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Come on, man.
Come on, man.

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You know what your ancestors
went through?

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(Daryl coughing)

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Do you know what‐‐
what cavemen went through?

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Yeah, what if a lion
was about to eat your family?

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‐Defend!
‐(Daryl coughing)

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‐Come on, Daryl!
‐(Daryl groaning)

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PERSON: Yee‐haw!

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(crowd groaning)

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‐(vehicle beeping)
‐(air horn blares)

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‐(squelching)
‐(indistinct chatter)

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(jaunty guitar music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(intense electronic music)

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NAEEM: ♪♪ You are strong,
you a king ♪♪

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♪♪ You're August,
you are sweet and serene ♪♪

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(dramatic music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(water splashing)

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‐(soft harp music)
‐What?

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(ethereal music)

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What an extraordinary fish.

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Now, I shan't succumb
to the sin of pride

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and actually keep it.

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Instead, I'll put it back
into the water

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and wait for some bony,
old, normal fish.

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(splashing)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(soft moan)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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I am the spirit of the lake.

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For sparing my life,
I shall grant you a wish.

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Riches worthy of a king,

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world domination,

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godlike powers.

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Thank you, kind spirit...

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‐Hmm.
‐But, you see,

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I'm but a humble fisherman.

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Therefore, I shall ask
for nothing.

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N‐nothing?

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Okay.

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Um, to be honest,

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I find that deeply problematic.

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You...what?

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So, okay, this is something
that only happens,

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like, once
every thousand years...

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‐Oh‐‐
‐And it's‐‐

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it's like you're so privileged

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that you're not even
gonna wish for anything.

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‐FISHERMAN: Well, w‐‐
‐I'm sorry.

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I find that kind of gross.

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I'm from, like,
a humble village.

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We're content
to live our simple lives.

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‐You know?
‐(laughs) Okay.

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‐Do you have...
‐FISHERMAN: No‐‐

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Any idea how many

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starving fishermen
there are out there...

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‐FISHERMAN: Yeah, well‐‐
‐Who would give anything,

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literally anything, for even
half of one of these wishes?

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Of course. I mean,
I'll just wish, in that case,

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for no fisherman
to ever starve again.

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(scoffs)
Okay, no. Sorry.

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I mean, la‐di‐da.

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FISHERMAN: I thought
that's what you wanted me to‐‐

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No, let's all bow down
at the feet

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of this great savior over here.

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(mockingly)
"Oh, thank you. Thank you."

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Oh, this is‐‐I'm really‐‐

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"Thanks for helping
the fishermen."

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Do you think
you could wish for something

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that is not, like, um,
extremely patronizing?

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How's about...a sausage?

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‐What is wrong with you?
‐(fisherman stammering)

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Can you not just ask for
an infinite number of wishes

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‐like everybody else does?
‐Look, look.

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I'm just trying
to do the right thing, okay?

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(exasperated sigh)
Fine.

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Here's your sausage.

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‐I'm being humble.
‐Yeah, whatever, mate.

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(ethereal music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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Twat.

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(mellow electronic music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(Daryl sighing)

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‐Get him, man!
‐Back up.

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‐Get him!
‐(indistinct chatter)

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(grunts)

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‐(blows landing)
‐(grunting softly)

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So, uh, why'd you get
into all this?

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I'm tired of being a cuck.

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‐(blows landing)
‐(laughs)

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Hey! Don't laugh at him.

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Everybody's got their own
reasons to be here.

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Line up!

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Jumping jacks.

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Go!

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‐Faster. Faster.
‐(Daryl panting)

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Higher!

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‐See this?
‐What the fuck?

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Come on, Daryl.
Don't stop.

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‐(stammering)
‐Get over your fear, man.

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You gonna let people
walk all over you?

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‐(whimpering)
‐ZACHARY: Huh?

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You gonna put your head
in the sand?

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00:11:18,065 --> 00:11:20,336
‐I‐‐yeah, no!
‐No.

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You wanna live in your mom's
basement forever?

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‐No.
‐Good.

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Neither do I.

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‐(all panting)
‐That's right!

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(Zachary grunting rhythmically)

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(birds chirping)

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Club, sword, gun.

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Man has always had an intimate
relationship with weapons.

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It's part of us.

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It's part of our masculinity.

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Come here, Daryl.

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Here.
Shoot the target.

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Uh‐‐wh‐‐um...

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What's the matter?

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It‐‐it's just I don't‐‐
uh, I don't have any, like,

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formal gun training
or any gun training.

245
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:04,559
I...

246
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What the fuck do you think
we're doing out here?

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Right, yeah.
No, no, for sure.

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But, uh, don't you need, like‐‐
like, a license, or...

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Daryl, I'm a cop.

250
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It's okay.

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Boom.

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So I‐‐uh...

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‐Just...
‐ZACHARY: Yeah.

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(gunshot)

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Wow, Daryl,
you just might be a natural.

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‐There is a‐‐oh.
‐(thud)

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‐(indistinct announcer speech)
‐(tires squealing)

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‐(crashing)
‐(horn honking)

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‐PERSON: Whoo‐hoo!
‐(horn honks)

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(cheers and applause)

261
00:12:48,045 --> 00:12:49,281
(jaunty instrumental music)

262
00:12:49,348 --> 00:12:50,818
‐FISHERMAN: Humble day.
‐Humble day yourself.

263
00:12:50,884 --> 00:12:52,888
Could I have
a small tier of ale?

264
00:12:52,955 --> 00:12:54,659
One ale, coming up.

265
00:12:54,726 --> 00:12:55,761
What's that in your hand?

266
00:12:55,828 --> 00:12:57,798
Oh, this?
Oh, it's a sausage.

267
00:12:57,865 --> 00:12:59,234
I got it from this spirit.

268
00:12:59,301 --> 00:13:00,436
Um, it's quite a good story,
actually.

269
00:13:00,504 --> 00:13:01,640
BARTENDER: A sausage?

270
00:13:01,706 --> 00:13:03,677
‐(patrons gasping)
‐Did you just say "a sausage"?

271
00:13:03,744 --> 00:13:05,179
‐(patrons exclaiming)
‐Sort of. I mean, well, yeah.

272
00:13:05,246 --> 00:13:07,150
Because I find that
very, very problematic.

273
00:13:07,217 --> 00:13:08,452
‐Well‐‐well‐‐
‐No, listen.

274
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,123
Don't you see
how privileged you are?

275
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:11,025
(groans)

276
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,561
Waving an entire
sausage around

277
00:13:12,628 --> 00:13:13,797
like it's nothing?

278
00:13:13,864 --> 00:13:15,199
But the spirit
actually told me‐‐

279
00:13:15,266 --> 00:13:18,272
Stop name‐dropping the spirit
of the lake, Ernald.

280
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,443
You take responsibility
for your sausage.

281
00:13:20,511 --> 00:13:22,213
What, you think you're
better than me now, do ya?

282
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,051
I'm content
just chewing this old log.

283
00:13:24,117 --> 00:13:25,621
(patrons exclaiming agreement)

284
00:13:25,688 --> 00:13:28,794
Guys, I realize
the sausage doesn't look good,

285
00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:31,065
but, obviously,
I'm happy to share it.

286
00:13:31,131 --> 00:13:33,837
We don't indulge
in your charcuteries.

287
00:13:33,904 --> 00:13:35,006
(patrons exclaiming agreement)

288
00:13:35,073 --> 00:13:36,275
I mean, what's next?

289
00:13:36,342 --> 00:13:38,179
A normal glass of clean water?

290
00:13:38,245 --> 00:13:39,816
‐Where does it end, Ernald?
‐ERNALD: No, no.

291
00:13:39,882 --> 00:13:41,118
Of course not.

292
00:13:41,185 --> 00:13:42,755
The sausage
is a one‐time thing.

293
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,790
It's not who I am.

294
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,159
Ernald, Ernald, Ernald, I‐‐

295
00:13:45,226 --> 00:13:46,195
(sighs)

296
00:13:46,261 --> 00:13:47,798
I just think
you're not understanding.

297
00:13:47,865 --> 00:13:49,334
Right? Humility.

298
00:13:49,401 --> 00:13:53,142
It's so important for any
truly decent, loving community

299
00:13:53,209 --> 00:13:55,113
where everyone belongs...

300
00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,052
And that's why you
don't belong here!

301
00:13:58,119 --> 00:13:59,354
Now get out!
Go on, get out!

302
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:00,691
‐(patrons shouting)
‐ERNALD: Well‐‐well, no‐‐

303
00:14:00,758 --> 00:14:02,427
‐(overlapping chatter)
‐No, listen. Come‐‐hey, hey.

304
00:14:02,495 --> 00:14:04,899
Yeah, get out!

305
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:06,936
(door slams)

306
00:14:08,339 --> 00:14:09,107
(door slams)

307
00:14:09,174 --> 00:14:11,946
Ernald, of all people...

308
00:14:12,013 --> 00:14:14,084
Brings me great shame

309
00:14:14,151 --> 00:14:17,290
to think I ever
called him my son.

310
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,694
‐(jaunty music)
‐(distant screaming)

311
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:21,633
(percussive electronic music)

312
00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:25,507
♪♪ ♪♪

313
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:27,010
(twangy music)

314
00:14:27,077 --> 00:14:28,245
children: Good hex!

315
00:14:28,312 --> 00:14:30,851
‐But I'm the fiancé.
‐Mm‐hmm.

316
00:14:30,918 --> 00:14:32,020
Shouldn't I be the one
seeing her?

317
00:14:32,087 --> 00:14:33,089
Yeah, I don't know, man.

318
00:14:33,155 --> 00:14:34,124
This whole haunting thing
is, like,

319
00:14:34,191 --> 00:14:35,761
sort of a mystery to me still.

320
00:14:35,828 --> 00:14:38,332
Ugh, you drink
like an '80s sitcom trope.

321
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:41,539
‐(screeching)
‐(can crunching)

322
00:14:41,606 --> 00:14:43,977
Ha‐ha, hair burn.
(hisses)

323
00:14:44,044 --> 00:14:45,581
‐Is that her?
‐Ugh.

324
00:14:45,647 --> 00:14:47,350
That would be a yes.

325
00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:49,856
For God sakes, Anna, haunt me!

326
00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:51,926
(disquieting music)

327
00:14:51,993 --> 00:14:53,329
(screeching)

328
00:14:53,396 --> 00:14:54,932
I just wanna
nuzzle my eyelashes

329
00:14:54,999 --> 00:14:56,402
in his tasteful cashmere.

330
00:14:56,468 --> 00:14:59,207
Sorry, man, just too many
good feelings, I guess, so...

331
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,546
We had bad times!
Remember, Anna?

332
00:15:01,613 --> 00:15:02,782
Uh, when you got a haircut

333
00:15:02,848 --> 00:15:04,217
and I didn't notice
for a whole day?

334
00:15:04,284 --> 00:15:06,523
It was just a bang trim,
and when he realized,

335
00:15:06,589 --> 00:15:08,827
he took me
to the architecture boat tour

336
00:15:08,894 --> 00:15:10,029
to celebrate.

337
00:15:10,096 --> 00:15:12,802
Yeah, uh, I once
broke my own foot

338
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,037
so I wouldn't have to go
to her art show.

339
00:15:14,104 --> 00:15:15,707
You were on crutches
for two months.

340
00:15:15,774 --> 00:15:17,076
I know,
and it was worth it.

341
00:15:17,143 --> 00:15:18,647
I had to give you sponge baths!

342
00:15:18,713 --> 00:15:19,982
‐(laughing) Stop it!
‐Wait. What is she doing?

343
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,018
Stop it, stop it,
stop, stop, stop.

344
00:15:21,084 --> 00:15:22,020
Your mind thing tickles me.

345
00:15:22,086 --> 00:15:23,222
‐Don't. I'm serious.
‐Oh, does it?

346
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,959
‐(laughing)
‐(groaning)

347
00:15:25,026 --> 00:15:26,161
I can't compete with this!

348
00:15:26,228 --> 00:15:27,363
If it makes you feel
any better,

349
00:15:27,430 --> 00:15:28,900
she made me bring you here
to give you

350
00:15:28,967 --> 00:15:31,105
her loving last words.

351
00:15:31,171 --> 00:15:33,442
Tell him I wrote an ode
to our first Handian haiku

352
00:15:33,510 --> 00:15:34,912
and see if it makes him
feel better.

353
00:15:34,979 --> 00:15:36,315
‐What? No.
‐Calm down.

354
00:15:36,381 --> 00:15:37,585
‐What's she doing now?
‐Last words does not include

355
00:15:37,651 --> 00:15:39,889
reciting an ode
to your Andy hands...

356
00:15:39,956 --> 00:15:41,726
I prefer the term
"dick digits."

357
00:15:41,793 --> 00:15:43,095
To the guy
you cheated on me with.

358
00:15:43,162 --> 00:15:44,765
‐(groans)
‐Wait.

359
00:15:44,832 --> 00:15:46,135
She said you were on a break.

360
00:15:46,201 --> 00:15:47,938
Technically,
it was my lunch break.

361
00:15:48,005 --> 00:15:49,274
Yeah, you're a fuckin' monster.

362
00:15:49,341 --> 00:15:52,347
(voice distorting)
Ow, Gregor, that hurts!

363
00:15:52,413 --> 00:15:54,151
(normal voice)
I don't feel seen!

364
00:15:54,217 --> 00:15:55,988
Anna, is that true?

365
00:15:56,054 --> 00:15:57,958
Uh...

366
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,595
Was our relationship
predicated on a lie?

367
00:15:59,662 --> 00:16:01,265
Hey, don't look at me.
I'm just the messenger.

368
00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:03,235
But, yes,
she totally lied to you.

369
00:16:03,302 --> 00:16:04,605
(screeching)
Gregor!

370
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,643
What? Oh‐‐oh, God! Whoa.

371
00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:07,878
Listen, I'll be fair.

372
00:16:07,945 --> 00:16:09,481
That was the month that I
had stopped speaking to her

373
00:16:09,549 --> 00:16:11,285
because she seemed
too into capitalism.

374
00:16:11,351 --> 00:16:14,992
Paying extra for guac
doesn't make me Ronald Reagan.

375
00:16:15,059 --> 00:16:16,496
This is wildly unhealthy.

376
00:16:16,563 --> 00:16:18,667
No, hey, man, you can't leave
without her last words.

377
00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:22,040
Yeah, I need to finish
my unfinished business

378
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,910
so I can cross over
to the afterlife

379
00:16:23,977 --> 00:16:25,547
and make peace and shit.

380
00:16:25,614 --> 00:16:27,217
Did you ever stop to think
that you're both so terrible,

381
00:16:27,283 --> 00:16:28,820
you deserve one another?

382
00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:29,789
(gasps)

383
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:30,924
I'm so sorry.

384
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,329
That came
from a place of rawness.

385
00:16:34,699 --> 00:16:37,605
You know what?
I'll just, uh...here.

386
00:16:37,671 --> 00:16:40,511
(door creaking)

387
00:16:40,577 --> 00:16:41,813
(door clicks)

388
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,382
God, you have
terrible taste in men.

389
00:16:43,449 --> 00:16:44,886
It's one of my best qualities.

390
00:16:44,952 --> 00:16:46,623
(crashing)

391
00:16:47,825 --> 00:16:49,762
(both laughing)

392
00:16:49,829 --> 00:16:51,198
‐That's good.
‐Ah.

393
00:16:51,265 --> 00:16:52,735
(intense music)

394
00:16:52,801 --> 00:16:56,375
NAEEM:
♪♪ Sometimes when I have time ♪♪

395
00:16:56,441 --> 00:16:58,813
♪♪ I think of you ♪♪

396
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,786
(poignant piano music)

397
00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:08,667
♪♪ ♪♪

398
00:17:22,427 --> 00:17:25,534
(somber string music)

399
00:17:25,601 --> 00:17:32,447
♪♪ ♪♪

400
00:17:55,026 --> 00:18:00,604
♪♪ ♪♪

401
00:18:01,271 --> 00:18:03,610
‐(indistinct announcer speech)
‐(air horn blares)

402
00:18:07,283 --> 00:18:08,620
‐(cheers and applause)
‐(horn honking)

403
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:11,191
‐(siren wailing)
‐(indistinct announcer speech)

404
00:18:11,659 --> 00:18:14,230
Ernald, you
and your prideful sausage

405
00:18:14,297 --> 00:18:16,803
have brought shame
upon our village.

406
00:18:16,869 --> 00:18:18,472
I'm sure you understand.

407
00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:20,777
We'll have to banish you
into the woods...

408
00:18:20,844 --> 00:18:22,080
‐But why?
‐Forever.

409
00:18:22,146 --> 00:18:23,550
(stammering)
But we can give it to charity.

410
00:18:23,617 --> 00:18:24,919
Ernald...

411
00:18:24,986 --> 00:18:27,023
ERNALD: We can still make
something positive from this.

412
00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:29,260
Ernald, it's too late.

413
00:18:29,327 --> 00:18:32,568
The consensus is...
you're just a dick now.

414
00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:37,110
(pensive music)

415
00:18:37,176 --> 00:18:38,445
♪♪ ♪♪

416
00:18:38,513 --> 00:18:42,186
ERNALD: All those years
in the forest...

417
00:18:42,253 --> 00:18:44,424
it changed me,

418
00:18:44,492 --> 00:18:46,696
and that's how I became
this dreadful, evil

419
00:18:46,763 --> 00:18:49,200
forest demon
who loves sausages

420
00:18:49,267 --> 00:18:50,971
and doesn't care
what anyone says.

421
00:18:51,038 --> 00:18:52,073
(chomps)

422
00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:54,979
Mmm...charcuteries.

423
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,214
♪♪ ♪♪

424
00:18:56,281 --> 00:18:58,853
So yeah, I mean,
just wanna say thanks,

425
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,222
and it's nice, you know.

426
00:19:00,289 --> 00:19:01,425
I mean, I feel
very welcome here

427
00:19:01,492 --> 00:19:03,295
in your community,
so yeah, thanks, guys.

428
00:19:03,362 --> 00:19:04,865
‐(applause)
‐(overlapping responses)

429
00:19:04,932 --> 00:19:06,234
Of course.

430
00:19:06,301 --> 00:19:08,606
People are so sensitive
these days.

431
00:19:08,673 --> 00:19:09,975
‐Right?
‐ERNALD: Yeah.

432
00:19:10,042 --> 00:19:11,244
‐Exactly.
‐(overlapping chatter)

433
00:19:11,311 --> 00:19:13,282
‐These bloody libtards.
‐I mean, even, like,

434
00:19:13,349 --> 00:19:15,554
the smallest thing
just sets them off.

435
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:16,488
Thank you.

436
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,125
(overlapping chatter)

437
00:19:18,192 --> 00:19:20,664
I mean, personally, me,
I steal,

438
00:19:20,731 --> 00:19:22,701
and I eat innocent children
for fun...

439
00:19:22,768 --> 00:19:24,204
‐(baby wails)
‐And, apparently,

440
00:19:24,270 --> 00:19:26,408
that makes me problematic.

441
00:19:26,475 --> 00:19:27,544
‐At the end of the day...
‐(Ernald gasps)

442
00:19:27,611 --> 00:19:29,214
You just‐‐you can't
let it get to you.

443
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,116
It really makes one
appreciate...

444
00:19:30,182 --> 00:19:31,385
(slurps loudly)

445
00:19:31,451 --> 00:19:32,988
Meeting, you know,
like‐minded people...

446
00:19:33,055 --> 00:19:34,157
(slurps)

447
00:19:34,224 --> 00:19:35,259
Like you, Ernald.

448
00:19:35,326 --> 00:19:36,395
I burn down people's homes,

449
00:19:36,461 --> 00:19:37,965
and people get so
over‐sensitive about it.

450
00:19:38,032 --> 00:19:39,334
I mean, come on,
it's just a house

451
00:19:39,401 --> 00:19:40,469
and the people inside it.

452
00:19:40,537 --> 00:19:43,008
Yeah, okay,
I cut people's heads off

453
00:19:43,075 --> 00:19:44,277
because I don't like heads.

454
00:19:44,344 --> 00:19:45,547
That's just the look I like.

455
00:19:45,614 --> 00:19:48,052
Yes, I want to murder
everyone in the world,

456
00:19:48,118 --> 00:19:50,456
but I'm still a good father.

457
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:51,959
(overlapping chatter)

458
00:19:52,026 --> 00:19:54,899
(sinister music)

459
00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:58,072
♪♪ ♪♪

460
00:19:58,138 --> 00:19:59,374
Would you like to sip
some blood from this dead boy?

461
00:19:59,441 --> 00:20:00,409
Half the dead boy?

462
00:20:00,476 --> 00:20:02,480
No, I'm‐‐I'm‐‐I'm fine.

463
00:20:02,548 --> 00:20:04,384
‐(jaunty music)
‐(distant screaming)

464
00:20:04,451 --> 00:20:10,029
(percussive electronic music)

465
00:20:10,096 --> 00:20:12,300
God fuckin' damn it, Daryl.

466
00:20:12,366 --> 00:20:15,339
What'd you have to go and shoot
a federally protected bird for?

467
00:20:15,406 --> 00:20:16,576
I‐‐I didn't mean to, okay?

468
00:20:16,642 --> 00:20:18,212
I told you I wasn't comfortable
using a gun.

469
00:20:18,278 --> 00:20:20,316
Oh, no, don't‐‐
do not blame the gun.

470
00:20:20,382 --> 00:20:22,654
The gun does not do anything
without the human.

471
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,359
CAL: Maybe it's just
a flesh wound.

472
00:20:28,198 --> 00:20:29,267
‐(eagle screeches)
‐DARYL: Oh, fuck!

473
00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:31,639
(eagle screeching)

474
00:20:31,706 --> 00:20:34,377
Put it out of its misery,
Daryl.

475
00:20:34,444 --> 00:20:35,947
‐Mm‐mm, no.
‐Come on, do it.

476
00:20:36,014 --> 00:20:37,183
‐No!
‐Be a man.

477
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,653
No, I told you
I'm not comfortable with guns!

478
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:39,722
‐No!
‐Stop being weak, Daryl.

479
00:20:39,789 --> 00:20:41,024
‐No, I don't wanna do it.
‐Come on.

480
00:20:41,091 --> 00:20:42,326
‐Okay? I don't wanna do it! No!
‐Do it, Daryl.

481
00:20:42,393 --> 00:20:43,429
How are you gonna
get over your shit

482
00:20:43,496 --> 00:20:44,732
if you can't
man the fuck up right now?

483
00:20:44,799 --> 00:20:46,969
I'll do it!
I can be a man!

484
00:20:47,036 --> 00:20:47,905
‐(shrieks)
‐DARYL: Oh!

485
00:20:47,971 --> 00:20:49,809
‐(grunting)
‐CAL: I am not afraid!

486
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,546
I am not afraid!

487
00:20:51,612 --> 00:20:53,917
‐(rapid gunfire)
‐DARYL: Oh, God!

488
00:20:53,983 --> 00:20:54,985
(gunshot)

489
00:20:55,052 --> 00:20:56,288
(all panting)

490
00:20:56,354 --> 00:20:58,325
Jesus fucking Christ, Daryl,
grow a pair.

491
00:20:58,392 --> 00:21:00,329
‐(panting)
‐Oh, hey, look.

492
00:21:00,396 --> 00:21:02,868
It's only a robot.
(chuckles)

493
00:21:02,935 --> 00:21:04,404
DARYL: That's a tracker.

494
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,041
‐Fuck. Are you kidding me?
‐We're being tracked?

495
00:21:06,108 --> 00:21:07,678
‐Fuck!
‐CAL: Wait.

496
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:09,915
‐Prashant!
‐PRASHANT: Don't use my name!

497
00:21:09,982 --> 00:21:11,853
I don't wanna be deported!

498
00:21:11,919 --> 00:21:13,590
Hey! Hey! Hey.

499
00:21:13,656 --> 00:21:15,392
You are not pining this
on me, okay?

500
00:21:15,459 --> 00:21:16,529
I have all your info.

501
00:21:16,596 --> 00:21:20,202
Okay, let's‐‐
let's just come clean, okay?

502
00:21:20,269 --> 00:21:22,073
About the whole thing.
It was an accident.

503
00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:24,177
It was‐‐we killed the bird

504
00:21:24,244 --> 00:21:25,914
to stop it
from suffering, okay?

505
00:21:25,981 --> 00:21:28,520
Let's just all
take responsibility here.

506
00:21:28,586 --> 00:21:30,690
Are you stupid?

507
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,426
No, Daryl.

508
00:21:32,494 --> 00:21:34,330
No, okay?

509
00:21:34,397 --> 00:21:36,234
Nobody is responsible.

510
00:21:36,301 --> 00:21:37,871
You understand?

511
00:21:37,938 --> 00:21:40,644
Nobody is responsible.

512
00:21:43,448 --> 00:21:46,188
(soft upbeat music playing)

513
00:21:46,254 --> 00:21:53,335
♪♪ ♪♪

514
00:22:13,510 --> 00:22:14,512
GRANDMA: Hmm.

515
00:22:14,578 --> 00:22:16,181
Lasagna's on sale.

516
00:22:16,248 --> 00:22:17,885
♪♪ ♪♪

517
00:22:17,951 --> 00:22:19,220
PERSON:
Y'all can't stay behind?

518
00:22:19,287 --> 00:22:20,489
(people shouting)

519
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:21,993
NAEEM: ♪♪ No safety net ♪♪

520
00:22:22,059 --> 00:22:23,596
♪♪ Plotting scheme,
no hasty acts ♪♪

521
00:22:23,663 --> 00:22:25,466
♪♪ Class warfare
can't hold us back ♪♪

522
00:22:25,534 --> 00:22:27,303
♪♪ They attack and we react ♪♪

523
00:22:27,370 --> 00:22:28,740
♪♪ Dominant, conglomerate ♪♪

524
00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:30,442
♪♪ Stick together
and we stay dominant ♪♪

525
00:22:30,510 --> 00:22:32,013
♪♪ Midnight
on that marauder shit ♪♪

526
00:22:32,079 --> 00:22:33,583
♪♪ Grip the mic
and they must honor it ♪♪

527
00:22:33,650 --> 00:22:35,554
♪♪ Dominant, conglomerate ♪♪

528
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,056
♪♪ Stick together
and we stay dominant ♪♪

529
00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:38,726
♪♪ Lip tight,
that brick and brawler shit ♪♪

530
00:22:38,793 --> 00:22:40,196
♪♪ Grip the mic
and they must honor it ♪♪

531
00:22:40,262 --> 00:22:41,298
♪♪ ♪♪

532
00:22:41,364 --> 00:22:43,468
♪♪ Sway(e)d, sway(e)d ♪♪

533
00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:45,840
♪♪ ♪♪

534
00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:46,976
♪♪ I killed the beat ♪♪

535
00:22:47,043 --> 00:22:48,245
♪♪ ♪♪

536
00:22:48,312 --> 00:22:49,949
♪♪ Sway(e)d, sway(e)d ♪♪

537
00:22:50,015 --> 00:22:52,320
♪♪ ♪♪

538
00:22:52,386 --> 00:22:54,224
♪♪ I killed the beat ♪♪

539
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:55,660
♪♪ Try me, try me ♪♪

540
00:22:55,727 --> 00:22:57,363
♪♪ Trust me, trust me ♪♪

541
00:22:57,430 --> 00:22:58,566
♪♪ Try me, try me ♪♪

542
00:22:58,633 --> 00:23:00,202
♪♪ I killed the beat ♪♪

543
00:23:00,269 --> 00:23:01,906
♪♪ Pull up, hands up,
don't shoot, can't breathe ♪♪

544
00:23:01,973 --> 00:23:03,743
♪♪ Hear death
in songs we sing ♪♪

545
00:23:03,810 --> 00:23:04,712
♪♪ Hate just spreads like ♪♪

546
00:23:04,778 --> 00:23:06,782
(rapping indistinctly)

547
00:23:06,849 --> 00:23:08,318
♪♪ Fresh air in Beijing ♪♪

548
00:23:08,385 --> 00:23:10,055
♪♪ Most stay and frustrate
if they swing ♪♪

549
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:11,792
♪♪ Won't care to guest
in no new things ♪♪

550
00:23:11,859 --> 00:23:13,763
♪♪ Nowhere, it's just
in prayer and dreams ♪♪

551
00:23:13,830 --> 00:23:16,836
‐(clear music)
‐CHORUS: ♪♪ Yes ♪♪