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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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(BELL TOLLING)

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(CHOIR SINGING)

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(PLAYERS CHANTING
INDISTINCTLY)

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(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

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(CHOIR SINGING CONTINUES)

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Oh, hello, there!

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Didn't see you
creeping up
behind me.

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Welcome. Come on,
come in here
and listen

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to this wonderful tale of woe.

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Not woe as in,
"Ah, bummer, man!"

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But woe as in,
"Whoa! That's amazing!

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"I can't believe
that pretty much
actually happened!

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"With a couple
of embellishments

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"along the way."

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<i>Our tale is a tale</i>
<i>of two islands.</i>

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<i>One is</i>
<i>a teeny-weeny</i>
<i>beautiful,</i>

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<i>little tropical island</i>
<i>in the Pacific Ocean</i>

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<i>called American Samoa.</i>

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<i>Home to a wonderful people,</i>
<i>who are deeply religious,</i>

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<i>hardworking</i>
<i>and deeply religious.</i>

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<i>But the other island,</i>
<i>that was a man.</i>

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<i>The Palagi white man!</i>

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And just like
any incredible story,

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our tale begins
with utter humiliation.

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(WHISTLE BLOWS)

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COMMENTATOR 1:
<i>Well, here they come.</i>
<i>American Samoa.</i>

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<i>A bit of smiling going on,</i>
<i>but some apprehension as well.</i>

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<i>Well, that's the first one.</i>

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<i>Goal! It's three.</i>

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<i>They scored again.</i>
<i>Five for the Socceroos.</i>

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<i>Goodness me. Humiliation.</i>
<i>Boys against men.</i>

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<i>Oh dear, oh dear.</i>
<i>Hard to keep count.</i>

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<i>It's getting embarrassing.</i>

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<i>Goal. Goal. Goal.</i>

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<i>Just too easy. Goal.</i>

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(GOALKEEPER GRUNTS)

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(SIGHS)
COMMENTATOR 2: <i>Thirty-one.</i>
<i>American Samoa</i>

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<i>on the wrong end</i>
<i>of the biggest</i>

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<i>World Cup hammering ever.</i>

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PRIEST: <i>And 10 years later,</i>
<i>they were just as bad.</i>

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<i>In fact, I think they had</i>
<i>actually gotten worse.</i>

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(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

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Come on!

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(PLAYERS CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

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(IN ENGLISH)
American Samoa!

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(PLAYERS CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

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TEAM: (IN ENGLISH) Samoa!
PLAYER 1: Samoa!

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You guys suck!

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OPPOSITION PLAYER:
Oh, we're going to lose.

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<i>(MUSIKA MALIE</i>
BY L.E.A.O PLAYING)

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PLAYER 1:
Okay, we can do it.
Come on.

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We're going already!

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(PLAYERS CHATTERING)

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TAVITA: What are you doing?
COMMENTATOR: <i>Goal!</i>

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Oh, my gloves
weren't even on yet.

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Pisa, put your gloves on.
I'm not even ready!

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PLAYER 2: Come on!

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(PLAYERS CHATTERING)

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(LAUGHING)
Help, help, help!

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COMMENTATOR: <i>Goal!</i>

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Move out.
Move out.

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(PISA GRUNTS)

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COMMENTATOR: <i>Goal!</i>
(LAUGHING)

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(PISA GRUNTS)
<i>Goal!</i>

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(PISA SOBBING)
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

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That was
a terrible first half.

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And now I'm forced
to give you a growling.

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Are you ready
for the growling?
Hmm?

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TEAM: Yes.
ACE: Okay,
you asked for it.

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Get ready.

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You were bad.
You are bad.

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That was bad.

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Where's the heart?
Where's the spirit?

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You have to play
with heart and spirit.

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You're bad. Bad!

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Okay, Ace,
I'll take over from here.

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Yeah, I think
that's best,
yeah.

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Okay, gentlemen,
listen up.

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In case you don't know me,
I'm Tavita Taumua.

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I'm the President
of the Football Federation

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of American Samoa.

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But I think you all
do know me.

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Hi, son.
Hey, Dad.

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TAVITA: I'm here
to beg something

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from you
for the second half.

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I know we've never ever
scored a goal, ever!

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But we have to
because I've made a bet

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with the heads
of the football federations

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from the other islands

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that we could.

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And if we don't,

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they're going to draw
a lady boobs on my face.

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That's some
pretty powerful motivation.

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ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKER)
<i>Both teams,</i>

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<i>please return to the field.</i>
Okay! 45 minutes left!

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Let's go,
American Samoa!

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(TEAM CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

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ALL: (IN ENGLISH) One heart!

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(CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

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(ALL CHEERING)

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ACE: (IN ENGLISH)
Hey, guys, heads up.

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Not all of the goals went in.

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So, that's heart and spirit.
Right, Tavita?

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Ace, you're a lovely guy,
but you're a terrible coach.

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You're sacked.

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Okay, cool.
That seems fair.

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Yeah, take a look.

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Count the boobs.

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Count them.

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Individual boobs
or pairs?

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I'll save you the trouble.
There's 11 pairs.

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Eleven pairs.
(WHISTLES)

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They drew these
with permanent marker.

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You know
what permanent means?

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Forever!

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Aren't you guys sick
of losing?

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We haven't scored one goal
in the history

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of our country trying
to have a soccer team.

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Doesn't that
strike you as odd?

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Mark my words,

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things are going
to change.

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I'm going to get us
a new coach.

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TEAM: Huh?

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New coach.

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(SIGHS)
Where am I going
to find a new coach?

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You have to look
off island.

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No, that's treason.

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Treason is sending
that poor team

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to play games they have
no hope of winning.

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You have to think
outside the box.

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Hmm, well,
sometimes the box

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is too small
to think inside of.

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Maybe I will do it.

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I've already done it.

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I've rung the American
Football Federation

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to put an ad up
for the job.

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Dad, we don't need
some Palagi with
his white savior complex

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to come teach us
how to play soccer.

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Daru!

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But there's so many
other great coaches
on the island.

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Like who?
Like Ace.

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I sacked him.

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He's no good
with pressure.
He hates pressure.

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You hate pressure,
don't you, Ace?

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Yeah, that's true.
I hate it.

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There's only four weeks
to the World Cup
qualifier, Dad.

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We should
just get a coach
from the island.

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(EXCLAIMS)
Don't make me

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hit you with this sandal.
(WHIMPERS)

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We are getting
a real coach.
That's it!

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And don't think
I haven't noticed

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those big boobs
on your face.

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Whose boobs are those?

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I don't know,
they're drawings.

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Drawings of boobs
are a gateway

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to the real thing.

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Be careful,
my mister.

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(EXHALES)

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THOMAS: Look,
I know this season

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didn't go as planned.

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It's known
as the beautiful game,

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but let's face it,
it's a complicated game, guys.

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Football, soccer,
as you like to call it,

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is like life. You know?

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You're riding high in April
and shot down in May.

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Um, next season, I think,
we have a real shot.

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As long as you, uh,
trust me and allow me

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to play the system
that I like to play.

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ALEX: Uh, I'm sorry,
uh, Thomas,
did nobody tell you?

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You're...
You're fired.

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Did honestly
nobody tell you?

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Rhys, did you not...
RHYS:
Yeah, of course, I...

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I'm fired?
Are you joking?
Are you kidding me?

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Obviously,
you're in shock,
which is understandable.

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And it is only natural
that you go through

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the five stages
of grief,

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which Rhys, I think,
you have a...

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RHYS: Yes. Thank you, Alex.
We'll just quickly run this...

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Thank you, Chris.
There we go. Yep,
too far. Release it.

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Now, to...
You've lost it.

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Settle it there.
Just, yep,
there we go.

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Thanks, Chris.
Spin it round.

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No, you got
to flip it.
ALEX: Flip the...

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Yep, there we go.
And spin it round.

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Stage one, denial.

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This is not happening.

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There it is. That's it,
that's classic denial.

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Good news is,
you got two options. Rhys?

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Option one, that's where
you're currently at.

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ALEX: Or...
RHYS: Chris?

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Pacific Ocean?

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Uh, well, yes. Uh, but, no.
Specifically, American Samoa.

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THOMAS: American Samoa?

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Are you serious?
Is this a joke?

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Gail, do you know
about this?

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Yes, it was my idea.

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Can't believe
you'd do this to me!

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I deserve some respect.
Oh, boy.

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I'm the only one
in this room

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that knows anything
about this game.

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Stage two. Anger.

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ALEX: That anger
is real.

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Was he this angry
when you were married?

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He was calmer before.

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Thomas, you need to stop
thinking about this

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as some kind of punishment.

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This could be
a chance to heal.

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Maybe find
a new direction.

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ALEX: Oh, Gail!

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God, I love that, Gail.
That is so good.
Excellent.

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I played this game
at the top level.

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This isn't fair.

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ALEX: Fair?

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00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,369
You want to know
about fair?

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Oh, here we go.

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ALEX: Let me tell you
a story, buddy.

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(CLEARS THROAT)
When I was a kid,
I had this dog.

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And I loved this dog.

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But then,
he got older.

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And I guess he had
some anger issues.

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Wasn't the same dog.

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My dad said that we needed
to put the dog down.

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So, we take him outside,

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and this dog,
he is whimpering.

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We're taking him out.
"Oh, no,
this isn't fair.

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"Remember how good
I was in the past?"

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And my dad made me
take that dog outside

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and drown him
in the pond.
(RHYS SIGHS)

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I'm the dog
in this story?

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No, of course not.
I'm just telling you
the story

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about my dog
when I was growing up.

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And the fact that my dad
was a bit of an asshole.

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Okay, look.

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I can change.

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I'm flexible, guys.

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Let's not make
any rash decisions here.

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ALEX: Really,
really good stuff, Thomas.

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00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,049
You are smoking
through these.

242
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,885
RHYS: There's only two left.
ALEX: Oh, that's great.

243
00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:52,753
(SIGHS)
'Cause I got to...

244
00:10:53,254 --> 00:10:55,689
Wow.
Chris?

245
00:10:56,625 --> 00:10:57,691
We only got
one left.

246
00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,960
And it's
my favorite one
of all.

247
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,329
(SIGHS)

248
00:11:07,902 --> 00:11:10,070
<i>(PACIFIC OCEAN</i>
BY SHAFT PLAYING)

249
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,182
(INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT)

250
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:58,786
Mr. Rongen? Mr. Rongen,
hello, Mr. Rongen.

251
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,421
<i>Welcome to American Samoa.</i>

252
00:12:00,454 --> 00:12:01,690
<i>What is this shit?</i>

253
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,757
(CHUCKLES)
No naughty words,
pretty please.

254
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:05,726
<i>This is</i>
Who's On The Plane?

255
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,028
American Samoa's
top-rated show.

256
00:12:08,062 --> 00:12:11,031
We interview people
who travel to the island
on the plane.

257
00:12:11,065 --> 00:12:13,801
<i>Well, I guess what everyone</i>
<i>at home wants to know is</i>

258
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:16,036
<i>why have you come</i>
<i>halfway across the world</i>

259
00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:18,405
to coach
the worst soccer team
in the world?

260
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:24,111
<i>I have a very particular</i>
<i>set of skills.</i>

261
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,981
<i>Skills I've acquired</i>
<i>over a very long career.</i>

262
00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:29,316
<i>Skills that make me</i>
<i>a nightmare</i>

263
00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:31,018
<i>for people like you.</i>

264
00:12:31,686 --> 00:12:34,088
<i>I've come here to impasse</i>

265
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:36,023
<i>my knowledge</i>
<i>and unique insight</i>

266
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:39,493
<i>into the beautiful game</i>
<i>and turn this team around.</i>

267
00:12:39,527 --> 00:12:41,061
<i>I'm not God,</i>

268
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:42,796
<i>but I may as well be.</i>

269
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:45,499
<i>Because I perform</i>
<i>more miracles than him.</i>

270
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:50,004
Okay, well,
one thing's for sure.

271
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,973
The new coach
is very friendly
and outgoing.

272
00:12:53,007 --> 00:12:54,908
<i>We'll see you next time</i>
<i>for another edition</i>

273
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:57,044
<i>of</i> Who's On The Plane?

274
00:12:57,512 --> 00:12:58,979
Mr. Thomas Rongen!

275
00:12:59,013 --> 00:13:01,415
(SIGHS)
It's very nice
to meet you.

276
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,050
I am Tavita,
I'm the President

277
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,520
of the Football Federation
of American Samoa.

278
00:13:05,553 --> 00:13:08,255
And also the cameraman
for <i>Who's On The Plane?</i>

279
00:13:08,289 --> 00:13:10,725
It's a small island.
We all have lots of jobs.

280
00:13:10,759 --> 00:13:12,126
Now, as an honored guest,

281
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,728
we have a very
special surprise

282
00:13:13,762 --> 00:13:15,129
waiting outside.
Okay?

283
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,930
So, Gus will look
after you.

284
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,332
Yeah, you'll love this.

285
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:22,069
This is so exciting!
Guys! Guys!

286
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,638
Dad, why
are we here?

287
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:26,775
It's all part of
my exciting
master surprise plan.

288
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:29,877
Gentlemen, I am proud
to officially announce

289
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,780
our new official
national coach

290
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,847
of the American Samoa
soccer team.

291
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,884
(TEAM MUTTERING EXCITEDLY)

292
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,788
He's played with some of
the top players
in the world.

293
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:40,954
TEAM: Oh.

294
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:44,458
And, he's originally
from Europe.

295
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,826
TEAM: Oh.

296
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:50,431
So, let's give him a warm
American Samoan welcome!

297
00:13:50,464 --> 00:13:52,534
ACE: Um, okay, guys, hey...

298
00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:54,569
(TEAM SINGING IN SAMOAN)

299
00:14:09,818 --> 00:14:11,820
(IN ENGLISH)
Your chariot awaits.

300
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,022
(TEAM VOCALIZING)

301
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,059
Okay, okay.

302
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:21,663
Yeah, great stuff, guys.

303
00:14:21,696 --> 00:14:23,130
I think he feels
really welcome.

304
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,666
We'll see you
at training.

305
00:14:24,699 --> 00:14:25,800
Hey. Dad,

306
00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:27,669
how many offshore people
applied for the job?

307
00:14:27,702 --> 00:14:29,504
Oh, the response
was incredible!

308
00:14:29,537 --> 00:14:30,971
Yeah? How many
people responded?

309
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,841
TAVITA: Well,
there was him.

310
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,141
Yeah, it was just him.

311
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,377
But the fact
that he responded,

312
00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:38,011
absolutely incredible.

313
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,113
I really think things

314
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,981
are gonna turn around.
You know, son?

315
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,717
It's like
in <i>The Matrix.</i>

316
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:46,019
I think this man
is the Neo.

317
00:14:46,788 --> 00:14:48,989
(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)

318
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,128
TAVITA: <i>Welcome</i>
<i>to American Samoa.</i>

319
00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:58,232
<i>With a population</i>
<i>of</i> 57,534 <i>people,</i>

320
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,301
<i>American Samoa is</i>
<i>a United States territory</i>

321
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:05,072
<i>like Puerto Rico, but much</i>
<i>smaller and further away.</i>

322
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:09,176
<i>The two main exports</i>
<i>are NFL players and tuna.</i>

323
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,444
<i>It should not be confused</i>

324
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,980
<i>with the independent nation</i>
<i>of Samoa</i>

325
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,249
<i>with their cocky,</i>
<i>stuck-up people</i>

326
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:18,352
<i>always bragging about</i>
<i>their 24-hour McDonald's.</i>

327
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,220
<i>Even though</i>
<i>we are both Samoan...</i>
<i>Hey.</i>

328
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:21,790
<i>...there are two Samoas.</i>

329
00:15:21,823 --> 00:15:23,190
Can you drive faster?

330
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,325
<i>Oh, I would never break</i>
<i>the speed limit.</i>

331
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:28,162
<i>It's 20 miles per hour</i>
<i>across the whole island.</i>

332
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,898
<i>Interesting fact.</i>
<i>The bird</i>

333
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,299
<i>on the flag</i>
<i>of American Samoa...</i>

334
00:15:34,869 --> 00:15:37,572
Welcome to your
new accommodation.

335
00:15:37,605 --> 00:15:39,306
Oh, that's your car,

336
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:42,142
so you can move
around the island
at will.

337
00:15:43,545 --> 00:15:44,378
Mmm-hmm.

338
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:47,948
And now,
the <i>piece de residence.</i>

339
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,422
Your castle awaits.

340
00:15:56,758 --> 00:15:58,158
Your landlord
is Sione.

341
00:15:58,192 --> 00:15:59,761
He lives in the house
next door.

342
00:15:59,794 --> 00:16:01,729
And he is available
seven-twenty-four

343
00:16:01,763 --> 00:16:03,598
to address
your every need.

344
00:16:03,631 --> 00:16:05,065
Seven-twenty-four?

345
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,000
Seven days out
of every twenty-four.

346
00:16:08,903 --> 00:16:10,304
Well, I'll let you
get settled in.

347
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:13,307
And I will leave this
<i>Welcome to American Samoa</i>
video here

348
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,844
for you to peruse
at your leisure.

349
00:16:15,877 --> 00:16:19,046
The qualifiers are
only four weeks away,
Mr. Rongen.

350
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:22,550
All I want from our team
is just one goal.

351
00:16:22,584 --> 00:16:24,117
One goal.

352
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,122
One goal.

353
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,358
<i>(NAUMATI LAGONA</i>
BY THE FIVE STARS PLAYING)

354
00:16:39,968 --> 00:16:41,268
(CHIMES)

355
00:16:46,641 --> 00:16:47,709
(CHIMES)

356
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,546
(PHONE OPERATOR
SPEAKING SAMOAN)

357
00:16:51,579 --> 00:16:52,580
(IN ENGLISH) Hello?

358
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:57,719
Hello? Can I use
the phone?

359
00:17:19,974 --> 00:17:21,208
REPORTER: (ON TV)
<i>Rongen won the MLS</i>

360
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,476
<i>Coach of the Year award</i>

361
00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:24,879
<i>and coached the US men's</i>
<i>national team.</i>

362
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,881
<i>But his career</i>
<i>went mysteriously</i>

363
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,616
<i>off the rails two years ago.</i>

364
00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:31,385
<i>And I think the question</i>
<i>we're all wondering is...</i>

365
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,655
<i>Why have you come halfway</i>
<i>across the world</i>

366
00:17:33,688 --> 00:17:36,691
<i>to coach</i>
<i>the worst soccer team</i>
<i>in the world?</i>

367
00:17:40,695 --> 00:17:41,696
REPORTER: <i>Coach Rongen has</i>

368
00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:43,096
<i>a colorful reputation.</i>
<i>What, what, what, what?</i>

369
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,532
(BLEEPING)

370
00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:46,534
<i>But the team is hopeful</i>
<i>he can save them</i>

371
00:17:46,568 --> 00:17:49,771
<i>from another</i>
<i>international humiliation.</i>

372
00:17:49,804 --> 00:17:51,973
<i>We caught up with him</i>
<i>as he got off the plane.</i>

373
00:17:52,006 --> 00:17:53,373
<i>Welcome to American Samoa.</i>

374
00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:54,441
<i>What is</i>
<i>this</i> (BLEEP) <i>?</i>

375
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:58,178
Oh, you're from TV.
Famous guy.

376
00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,014
Welcome to
the convenience store.

377
00:18:00,048 --> 00:18:01,783
I see you found
our conveniently

378
00:18:01,816 --> 00:18:03,885
located
libation station.

379
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:06,921
And conveniently,
we're the local
movie rental place.

380
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,623
And the convenient
dreamcatcher outlet.

381
00:18:08,656 --> 00:18:11,693
You guys have
a public phone
that I could use?

382
00:18:11,726 --> 00:18:12,927
(BELL TOLLING)

383
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,161
THOMAS: Hello?

384
00:18:14,696 --> 00:18:15,697
Excuse me?

385
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,297
Hello?

386
00:18:21,536 --> 00:18:22,537
What the...

387
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,576
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)

388
00:18:33,581 --> 00:18:34,582
(THOMAS GASPS)

389
00:18:35,883 --> 00:18:36,884
(GRUNTS, WHIMPERS)

390
00:18:38,086 --> 00:18:39,453
Now, we gonna do
the Hollywood.

391
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,522
Ah, and that's where
you grab your leg.

392
00:18:41,556 --> 00:18:45,059
Ah, and it's really sore,
and you fall down. Hollywood.

393
00:18:45,093 --> 00:18:46,393
(EXCLAIMS) Arnold!

394
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:49,229
(TEAM EXCLAIMS, GROANS)

395
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,198
Get up! Up, up, up!

396
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,668
Oh, nice. Now, we're gonna
practice pointing and blaming

397
00:18:53,701 --> 00:18:56,269
where you point to someone
and just blame them.

398
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,939
SAMSON:
Wait, wait, wait.

399
00:18:57,972 --> 00:19:00,508
(SPEAKING SAMOAN)

400
00:19:00,541 --> 00:19:01,375
(TEAM LAUGHS)

401
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,811
Ah. Mr. Rongen.
(CHUCKLES)

402
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,783
Nice, little buddy. Okay.

403
00:19:08,816 --> 00:19:11,853
Go into the shop,
get me that bottle
we talked about.

404
00:19:11,886 --> 00:19:13,453
Off you go.
Thanks, little buddy.

405
00:19:14,055 --> 00:19:15,623
Run!

406
00:19:15,657 --> 00:19:16,891
Well, gentlemen.

407
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,694
I've been watching you.

408
00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:22,362
And it's safe to say,
you're useless.

409
00:19:22,396 --> 00:19:26,968
You have zero talent, skill
or understanding of the game.

410
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:31,939
That is why we're gonna work
on two very simple things.

411
00:19:31,973 --> 00:19:34,408
Fitness and discipline.

412
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,711
<i>Cacio</i> and the <i>pepe.</i>

413
00:19:36,744 --> 00:19:37,745
Cheese and pepper.

414
00:19:37,779 --> 00:19:41,181
Simple dish
but when made well,
exquisite.

415
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:42,617
So, this is what
we're gonna do.

416
00:19:42,650 --> 00:19:45,318
We're gonna get into two lines
and we're gonna do sprints.

417
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,287
Down to the goal and back.

418
00:19:47,955 --> 00:19:49,256
Two lines!
Suicides!

419
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:52,760
Cheese and pepper!
Come on, let's go! Go!

420
00:19:52,794 --> 00:19:53,761
Why are we doing this?

421
00:19:53,795 --> 00:19:55,963
Because I want to see
what you're made of.

422
00:19:55,997 --> 00:19:58,066
You're all a bunch
of Daniel-sans.

423
00:19:58,099 --> 00:19:59,534
And I'm Mr. Miyagi.

424
00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:02,269
I want to see how many of you
can make the full 90 minutes.

425
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,706
Let's go! <i>Cacio pepe!</i>

426
00:20:04,739 --> 00:20:06,741
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

427
00:20:15,049 --> 00:20:16,283
Oh, Jaiyah.
Hi!

428
00:20:17,585 --> 00:20:18,953
Hi, boys.

429
00:20:18,986 --> 00:20:20,822
Hey, hey, guys!
What's going on?

430
00:20:20,855 --> 00:20:23,124
What were we just
talking about? Discipline.

431
00:20:23,157 --> 00:20:25,860
All right. 200 sit-ups
down at the goal.

432
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:26,894
Go!
(TEAM GROANING)

433
00:20:28,029 --> 00:20:29,130
Go, go, 200!

434
00:20:29,163 --> 00:20:30,865
Hey, coach,
I'm so sorry
I'm late.

435
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:33,067
THOMAS: Oh. Ah, ah.

436
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,502
I just came in
from Hawaii.

437
00:20:34,535 --> 00:20:36,738
I'm in middle of, uh,
talking to the squad
right now.

438
00:20:36,771 --> 00:20:37,905
So, uh...

439
00:20:37,939 --> 00:20:39,439
You must be
team masseuse.

440
00:20:39,473 --> 00:20:40,808
Why don't you, uh,
set up in the...

441
00:20:40,842 --> 00:20:42,309
Oh. No, no, no.
I'm not the team masseuse.

442
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,845
I'm one of
the players.

443
00:20:43,878 --> 00:20:46,881
Oh, no, I don't know
where the women's team train,

444
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:47,849
but it isn't here.

445
00:20:47,882 --> 00:20:50,985
Oh, no, no, no.
Jaiyah's placed
in the team.

446
00:20:51,018 --> 00:20:52,419
This team.

447
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,454
She's a woman.

448
00:20:54,488 --> 00:20:56,691
Well, (CHUCKLES)
not yet.

449
00:20:57,491 --> 00:20:59,160
What the hell's
going on? Ace?

450
00:20:59,193 --> 00:21:00,393
ACE: That's Jaiyah.

451
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,530
She's our center forward.
Jaiyah.

452
00:21:03,664 --> 00:21:07,902
(CHUCKLES)
Okay. Good one.

453
00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:09,369
Humor. I get it.

454
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:12,240
Sure, Jaiyah, go ahead.
Join the squad
over there.

455
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,142
Thanks so much, coach.

456
00:21:14,175 --> 00:21:16,376
Joke's on you now.
She's playing.

457
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,311
(CHUCKLING) Very good.

458
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,014
Something not right
about this guy.

459
00:21:20,047 --> 00:21:22,382
Well, he is white.
(GRUNTS)

460
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,384
No. Something else.

461
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,954
Let's keep
our eye on him.

462
00:21:28,823 --> 00:21:30,158
All right, Ace.

463
00:21:30,191 --> 00:21:31,526
Let's see what
they're made of.

464
00:21:31,559 --> 00:21:33,326
Look alive,
bitches!

465
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,630
All right, come on.
We're up.

466
00:21:35,663 --> 00:21:39,033
Wow, a ball!
Mr. Miyagi is really
shaking things up.

467
00:21:39,066 --> 00:21:40,367
(PLAYERS SHOUTING)

468
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,271
Okay, Ace. Run me
through the team.
Who we got?

469
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:46,240
Okay, uh, that's Smiley.

470
00:21:46,274 --> 00:21:48,276
He's the D'Angelo
of soccer.

471
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,211
PLAYER: Hey, Smiley!

472
00:21:50,244 --> 00:21:52,780
Yeah. Oh!
And that's Daru.

473
00:21:52,814 --> 00:21:54,949
He's known as the Bad Boy
of soccer.

474
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:58,920
He's always sliding in
and getting carded. Very bad.

475
00:21:59,921 --> 00:22:02,056
Oh, that is Samson.

476
00:22:02,089 --> 00:22:03,257
What? Because of his hair?

477
00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:04,491
No, Samsung.

478
00:22:04,525 --> 00:22:08,328
He's named after the giant
Korean tech company.

479
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,631
His father's name is Sony.

480
00:22:10,665 --> 00:22:15,368
Oh, and there's Jaiyah,
the Cindy Crawford
of soccer.

481
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:16,804
What's his real name?

482
00:22:17,572 --> 00:22:19,941
Jaiyah.
No, registered name.

483
00:22:19,974 --> 00:22:22,442
Oh, it's Johnny.
But you never want
to call her that.

484
00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:24,579
Yeah.
She's Fa'afafine.

485
00:22:24,612 --> 00:22:25,947
THOMAS: What does that mean?

486
00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:27,682
ACE: It's part of our culture.

487
00:22:27,715 --> 00:22:30,284
They're just one of us.
But different.

488
00:22:30,318 --> 00:22:32,119
But you guys
are all cool
with this?

489
00:22:32,153 --> 00:22:33,688
ACE: How can I put this?
It's like

490
00:22:33,721 --> 00:22:37,258
imagine a world
without flowers.

491
00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:40,261
Well, Fa'afafine
are our flowers.

492
00:22:40,294 --> 00:22:42,230
Be a pretty dull world
without them.

493
00:22:42,263 --> 00:22:45,498
Hmm? They're beautiful.
(CHUCKLES)

494
00:22:45,533 --> 00:22:48,169
And who's that
large body in goal?

495
00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:49,436
ACE: Oh, that's Pisa.

496
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,505
He's not really a goalkeeper.
He's a midfielder,

497
00:22:51,539 --> 00:22:52,573
but he found the gloves

498
00:22:52,607 --> 00:22:54,108
when Nicky...
Wait, wait, wait.

499
00:22:54,141 --> 00:22:55,877
Who's that?

500
00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:59,113
That's Jonah.
He's the Knight Rider Car
of soccer.

501
00:23:00,882 --> 00:23:02,884
(PLAYERS GRUNTING)

502
00:23:08,322 --> 00:23:10,091
(WHISTLES)

503
00:23:10,124 --> 00:23:11,759
Bring it in.

504
00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:14,161
Whistle, whistle.
Bring it in.

505
00:23:14,195 --> 00:23:15,462
Bring it in, team!

506
00:23:17,331 --> 00:23:18,599
Sit down, sit down.

507
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:22,837
That was terrible.

508
00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:24,839
You're just pissing around
out there.

509
00:23:24,872 --> 00:23:27,074
You need passion
to play this game.

510
00:23:27,108 --> 00:23:28,809
(SCOFFS)
It's embarrassing.

511
00:23:28,843 --> 00:23:31,112
I've every right to put
my foot up all your asses.

512
00:23:31,145 --> 00:23:33,014
(LAUGHING)

513
00:23:33,714 --> 00:23:34,949
Oh, that's funny
to you?

514
00:23:34,982 --> 00:23:37,484
Well, yeah. I mean,
it's a funny image.

515
00:23:37,518 --> 00:23:39,287
Sorry. Just trying
to have fun.

516
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:40,588
Football's fun.

517
00:23:41,055 --> 00:23:42,623
Football's fun.

518
00:23:42,657 --> 00:23:44,325
I'll tell you
what's not fun.

519
00:23:44,358 --> 00:23:46,360
Watching you prancing
and parading,

520
00:23:46,394 --> 00:23:48,996
fixing your hair
like <i>My Little Pony.</i>

521
00:23:49,030 --> 00:23:50,531
That's not fun.

522
00:23:53,234 --> 00:23:54,769
Armani.

523
00:23:54,802 --> 00:23:57,571
This young gentleman here
is what I'm talking about.

524
00:23:58,506 --> 00:24:01,142
This is passion
personified.

525
00:24:01,175 --> 00:24:04,477
If I had 11 Armani's,
I could conquer the world.

526
00:24:04,512 --> 00:24:07,381
But alas,
I only have the one.

527
00:24:07,415 --> 00:24:08,983
I'll take that.

528
00:24:09,016 --> 00:24:10,918
You know what?
I've had it for today.

529
00:24:10,952 --> 00:24:12,920
I'm going to leave
Armani in charge.

530
00:24:13,788 --> 00:24:17,457
He's going to be
my eyes and my ears.

531
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:19,794
Anything Armani says, you do.

532
00:24:20,761 --> 00:24:24,065
Armani?
What shall we do today?

533
00:24:26,367 --> 00:24:29,469
Everybody,
shoulder exercise up.

534
00:24:29,503 --> 00:24:33,908
Up, down, up, down.
Double time.

535
00:24:35,076 --> 00:24:37,812
VOICEMAIL: <i>Welcome</i>
<i>to your voice mailbox.</i>

536
00:24:37,845 --> 00:24:41,048
<i>You have 18 saved messages.</i>

537
00:24:41,716 --> 00:24:44,151
<i>First saved message.</i>

538
00:24:44,185 --> 00:24:45,219
NICOLE: (ON VOICEMAIL)
<i>Hey, Dad.</i>

539
00:24:45,252 --> 00:24:46,654
<i>I just saw you called.</i>

540
00:24:47,188 --> 00:24:49,123
<i>Where are you?</i>

541
00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:53,260
<i>Seriously. Like,</i>
<i>where in the world</i>
<i>is Thomas Rongen?</i>

542
00:24:54,428 --> 00:24:56,464
<i>Okay, call me back.</i>

543
00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,032
(WAVES LAPPING)

544
00:25:05,239 --> 00:25:07,108
(TIN CANS RATTLING)

545
00:25:07,141 --> 00:25:09,143
(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)

546
00:25:18,986 --> 00:25:22,890
WOMAN: Old tin cans,
old tin cans!

547
00:25:22,923 --> 00:25:24,825
That's what
I'm collecting.

548
00:25:24,859 --> 00:25:29,163
People just throw them away.
They wash up on the shore.

549
00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:33,300
They used to be valuable.
Not so much anymore.

550
00:25:33,334 --> 00:25:34,602
Is she talking to me?

551
00:25:34,635 --> 00:25:38,739
You're feeling alone,
because you are alone.

552
00:25:38,773 --> 00:25:41,409
Like these old metal cans.

553
00:25:41,442 --> 00:25:43,477
This isn't happening.
It's a mirage.

554
00:25:43,512 --> 00:25:45,713
Yes, this is happening.

555
00:25:45,746 --> 00:25:49,383
You're just
a skinny white guy,
sitting there

556
00:25:49,417 --> 00:25:51,819
looking out to sea
for answers.

557
00:25:53,821 --> 00:25:58,993
But maybe the answers you seek
are right in front of you.

558
00:26:00,594 --> 00:26:03,898
Everybody deserves
a second chance.

559
00:26:03,931 --> 00:26:06,033
Even tin cans.

560
00:26:06,067 --> 00:26:08,402
Not that
plastic bottle there,
though.

561
00:26:08,436 --> 00:26:10,571
Not that.
Not touching that.

562
00:26:11,372 --> 00:26:14,543
Family is what you make it.

563
00:26:14,575 --> 00:26:18,079
Here I come,
the old tin can lady.

564
00:26:18,112 --> 00:26:20,281
Looking for
my tin cans...
Tin cans.

565
00:26:20,314 --> 00:26:21,582
...that's what I do

566
00:26:21,615 --> 00:26:23,017
all day. Oh!
TAVITA: Darling!

567
00:26:23,050 --> 00:26:25,786
RUTH: Oh, Tavita, you idiot!
Did you speak to him?

568
00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:27,088
Yes, but what was all that

569
00:26:27,121 --> 00:26:29,657
tin can mumbo-jumbo shit
you made me say

570
00:26:29,690 --> 00:26:31,225
and all that "family is what
you make it" crap?

571
00:26:31,258 --> 00:26:33,761
It sounded like
that old lady
from <i>The Matrix.</i>

572
00:26:33,794 --> 00:26:34,895
Nah, he's a Palagi.

573
00:26:34,929 --> 00:26:36,831
White people love
all that spiritual stuff.

574
00:26:36,864 --> 00:26:38,766
Can you imagine the world
without yoga?

575
00:26:38,799 --> 00:26:40,801
There'd be all this
unstretchy white people around

576
00:26:40,835 --> 00:26:43,404
with no ethnic tattoos.
And no white dreadlocks.

577
00:26:43,437 --> 00:26:45,673
Exactly! They need us.

578
00:26:46,173 --> 00:26:47,942
And I need that coach.

579
00:26:49,043 --> 00:26:51,546
ACE: Hey, guys!
That's great warming-upping.

580
00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:53,614
Doing really well.
THOMAS: Ace.

581
00:26:54,181 --> 00:26:56,350
Oh! Mr. Rongen.

582
00:26:56,383 --> 00:26:57,818
Ace.
Yeah?

583
00:26:57,852 --> 00:27:00,855
You know,
I just had the most
profound conversation.

584
00:27:00,888 --> 00:27:03,190
It was all about tin cans.

585
00:27:03,224 --> 00:27:06,360
Our team, they're like
a bunch of tin cans.

586
00:27:06,393 --> 00:27:07,495
Look at them.

587
00:27:07,529 --> 00:27:09,263
Discarded, crumpled,

588
00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:10,231
sitting in a bunker,

589
00:27:10,264 --> 00:27:12,567
waiting for an apocalypse
that may never come.

590
00:27:12,601 --> 00:27:13,868
But guess what, Ace,

591
00:27:13,901 --> 00:27:15,703
we're gonna give
those cans a purpose.

592
00:27:15,736 --> 00:27:17,606
What's that, boss?

593
00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:19,240
We're going to start
a nuclear war.

594
00:27:20,441 --> 00:27:22,243
Gather around,
tin cans.

595
00:27:22,276 --> 00:27:23,177
ACE: Come on,
tin cans.

596
00:27:23,210 --> 00:27:24,778
THOMAS: We're going
to practice free kicks.

597
00:27:24,812 --> 00:27:26,080
Hustle, double time!

598
00:27:26,113 --> 00:27:27,648
ACE: Double time,
double time, hustle.

599
00:27:27,681 --> 00:27:29,551
The art of taking
the free kick

600
00:27:29,584 --> 00:27:31,051
is about distraction.

601
00:27:31,085 --> 00:27:32,153
Here we go.

602
00:27:32,953 --> 00:27:34,989
Whoa, whoa.
TEAM: Oh.

603
00:27:35,022 --> 00:27:36,323
And that's how
it's done.

604
00:27:36,357 --> 00:27:37,892
ALL: Distraction!

605
00:27:37,925 --> 00:27:39,793
Distraction. Follow my move.

606
00:27:40,161 --> 00:27:41,061
ALL: Hey!

607
00:27:41,095 --> 00:27:43,264
A small game called
the Human Hurdle.

608
00:27:43,297 --> 00:27:46,233
And jump! And jump!
(ACE SPEAKING SAMOAN)

609
00:27:47,134 --> 00:27:49,436
(IN ENGLISH) Stop.
You go around.

610
00:27:49,470 --> 00:27:50,938
Cheese and pepper,
cheese and pepper!

611
00:27:50,971 --> 00:27:53,908
The object of the game
is to hit the moving target.

612
00:27:54,441 --> 00:27:55,544
Useless.

613
00:27:55,577 --> 00:27:57,612
ALL:
<i>♪ Baa, baa black sheep</i>

614
00:27:57,646 --> 00:27:58,879
<i>♪ Have you any wool? ♪</i>

615
00:27:58,913 --> 00:28:00,047
Keep the melody,
please.

616
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,583
TEAM:
<i>♪ Yes, sir, yes, sir ♪</i>

617
00:28:01,616 --> 00:28:02,683
THOMAS: Everybody wait.

618
00:28:02,716 --> 00:28:04,586
Stop play.
Stop play.

619
00:28:04,619 --> 00:28:06,453
Jaiyah, any reason
why you're late?

620
00:28:06,487 --> 00:28:07,656
Everybody else seemed

621
00:28:07,721 --> 00:28:09,757
to turn up on time
for training today.

622
00:28:09,790 --> 00:28:11,892
Why don't you run over there
and do some slaloms.

623
00:28:11,926 --> 00:28:13,994
Off you go.
Let's go.

624
00:28:14,828 --> 00:28:16,163
Talk to one another.

625
00:28:16,197 --> 00:28:17,164
Come on! Concentrate.

626
00:28:17,198 --> 00:28:19,400
<i>(9 TO 5</i>
BY DOLLY PARTON PLAYING)

627
00:28:25,873 --> 00:28:28,375
The object is turning speed.
Hustle, hustle.

628
00:28:28,409 --> 00:28:29,578
ACE: Hustle, hustle, bustle.

629
00:28:29,611 --> 00:28:30,811
You know what?
Forget about it.

630
00:28:30,844 --> 00:28:34,215
Forget about it.
Hup, hup, hup.

631
00:28:34,248 --> 00:28:36,183
Guys, head up, head up.
THOMAS: Get low, get low.

632
00:28:36,217 --> 00:28:37,985
ACE: Cheese and pepper!
Get out of
the way here.

633
00:28:38,018 --> 00:28:39,386
ACE: Cheese
and pepper!

634
00:28:40,689 --> 00:28:43,424
The object
is to get the ball
in the net.

635
00:28:43,457 --> 00:28:44,559
Concentrate.

636
00:28:44,593 --> 00:28:46,060
Look where
you're shooting it.

637
00:28:46,093 --> 00:28:47,394
What the hell!

638
00:28:48,128 --> 00:28:48,996
(PISA EXCLAIMS)

639
00:28:49,029 --> 00:28:50,764
Don't look at me,
look at the ball.

640
00:28:50,798 --> 00:28:53,834
(TEAM WHOOPING)

641
00:28:56,170 --> 00:28:58,172
(TEAM LAUGHING)

642
00:29:00,107 --> 00:29:02,443
THOMAS: Control it, Daru.
What is that? Is that a pass?

643
00:29:02,476 --> 00:29:03,777
One touch. Pass.

644
00:29:03,811 --> 00:29:06,280
One touch.
Pass, pass.
Come on.

645
00:29:07,448 --> 00:29:08,315
Jaiyah, focus.

646
00:29:08,349 --> 00:29:10,751
You're controlling
the back line, let's go!

647
00:29:10,784 --> 00:29:11,819
And how would I say,

648
00:29:11,852 --> 00:29:13,821
"You're all useless.
I'm out of here"?

649
00:29:13,854 --> 00:29:15,523
(SPEAKING SAMOAN)

650
00:29:15,557 --> 00:29:17,191
(IN ENGLISH) Way too long.
Forget it.

651
00:29:17,224 --> 00:29:18,593
Trust.

652
00:29:18,627 --> 00:29:21,829
Trust. Trust, okay. Trust.

653
00:29:22,096 --> 00:29:23,030
(GRUNTS)

654
00:29:23,063 --> 00:29:25,366
That's it, don't touch me.
Trust is broken.

655
00:29:28,670 --> 00:29:31,138
All right.
It's getting serious now.

656
00:29:31,171 --> 00:29:33,974
We're going to play
full 90 minutes
with the ball.

657
00:29:34,008 --> 00:29:37,044
Shirts versus bibs.
Three touches only. Go!

658
00:29:37,077 --> 00:29:40,314
PLAYER: Go, go, go!
(PLAYERS SHOUTING)

659
00:29:40,347 --> 00:29:42,249
THOMAS: That's it,
push up, push up.

660
00:29:42,283 --> 00:29:43,917
Pressure,
pressure,
pressure.

661
00:29:44,753 --> 00:29:45,953
A little bit of urgency.

662
00:29:45,986 --> 00:29:48,322
Look at him, he's got all
the space in the world.

663
00:29:48,355 --> 00:29:49,790
Jaiyah! Look alive.

664
00:29:49,823 --> 00:29:51,526
Concentrate.
Focus, Jaiyah.

665
00:29:51,559 --> 00:29:54,361
What are you waiting for?
Pressure, pressure, pressure.

666
00:29:56,096 --> 00:29:58,600
No, no, no!
Squeeze him, Daru.

667
00:29:58,633 --> 00:30:00,067
Stay on your feet, man.

668
00:30:02,102 --> 00:30:02,970
(CHUCKLES)

669
00:30:03,003 --> 00:30:04,071
Jaiyah, what are you doing
over there?

670
00:30:04,104 --> 00:30:06,173
Stop playing
with your hair.

671
00:30:06,206 --> 00:30:08,510
What the hell's that?
Come here.

672
00:30:08,543 --> 00:30:09,877
Why are you fixing
your hair?

673
00:30:09,910 --> 00:30:12,012
This isn't some
voguing competition.

674
00:30:12,046 --> 00:30:14,181
This is
international soccer.

675
00:30:14,214 --> 00:30:16,884
Stop that.
Get your shit together.

676
00:30:17,217 --> 00:30:19,019
(CHUCKLES)

677
00:30:19,053 --> 00:30:21,021
Johnny, come back here
when I'm talking to you.

678
00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:28,697
(IN SING-SONG VOICE)
My name is not Johnny.

679
00:30:28,730 --> 00:30:29,897
Your registered name
is Johnny.

680
00:30:29,930 --> 00:30:31,498
You'll be playing
under the name Johnny.

681
00:30:31,533 --> 00:30:33,100
And that's what I'm going
to be calling you.

682
00:30:33,133 --> 00:30:35,269
So, get used to it,
Johnny.

683
00:30:39,139 --> 00:30:41,375
(DEEP VOICE)
Call me Johnny,
again, one more time,

684
00:30:41,408 --> 00:30:43,210
and see what happens.

685
00:30:47,181 --> 00:30:48,315
Johnny.

686
00:30:48,349 --> 00:30:49,651
(BOTH GRUNT)

687
00:30:49,684 --> 00:30:51,985
Oh, Jaiyah,
no, he's a coach.

688
00:30:52,019 --> 00:30:53,487
Naughty, naughty.

689
00:30:53,521 --> 00:30:54,723
(GRUNTS)
Yeah, yeah.

690
00:30:54,756 --> 00:30:56,323
(ACE SPEAKING SAMOAN)

691
00:30:56,357 --> 00:30:58,526
(IN ENGLISH, GRUNTS)
It's okay. I'm all right.

692
00:31:00,562 --> 00:31:02,229
Okay.

693
00:31:02,262 --> 00:31:04,131
Things are getting
pretty intense.

694
00:31:04,164 --> 00:31:06,934
So, it's, uh, time
to take a break, maybe.

695
00:31:07,868 --> 00:31:09,370
Ace, call lunch.

696
00:31:09,403 --> 00:31:11,606
ACE: You heard the man.
Have some lunch.

697
00:31:12,272 --> 00:31:13,675
Cooling down.

698
00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:16,276
Especially, if your name
rhymes with fire.

699
00:31:18,747 --> 00:31:20,615
VOICEMAIL:
<i>Sixth saved message.</i>

700
00:31:21,716 --> 00:31:22,950
NICOLE: (ON VOICEMAIL)
<i>Okay, so,</i>

701
00:31:22,983 --> 00:31:24,853
<i>you don't actually know</i>
<i>how phones work</i>

702
00:31:24,885 --> 00:31:26,320
<i>is the vibe I'm getting.</i>

703
00:31:26,353 --> 00:31:29,089
<i>When it makes a noise,</i>
<i>you answer it.</i>

704
00:31:29,123 --> 00:31:30,491
<i>I mean, I know</i>
<i>you're probably working</i>

705
00:31:30,525 --> 00:31:31,626
<i>with the team right now but</i>

706
00:31:31,659 --> 00:31:36,296
<i>maybe stop yelling at them</i>
<i>for a second and call me back.</i>

707
00:31:36,731 --> 00:31:38,098
<i>I'm around.</i>

708
00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:45,874
(PATRONS CHATTERING)

709
00:31:45,906 --> 00:31:47,509
WOMAN: Hey, celebrity guy!

710
00:31:47,542 --> 00:31:49,042
Saw you on
<i>Who's On The Plane,</i>

711
00:31:49,076 --> 00:31:50,444
coach.
(EXCLAIMS)

712
00:31:50,477 --> 00:31:53,347
Soccer coach, you got
the toughest job
on the island.

713
00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:54,948
These guys are
(CHUCKLES) shocking.

714
00:31:54,982 --> 00:31:57,217
Shocking. (LAUGHS)
TAVITA: Ah, coach!

715
00:31:57,251 --> 00:32:00,220
Welcome to
our humble restaurant.

716
00:32:00,254 --> 00:32:02,557
Tavita's Restaurant.
My restaurant.

717
00:32:02,590 --> 00:32:03,892
How many jobs
have you got?

718
00:32:03,924 --> 00:32:05,492
Ah, we all have
a few jobs.

719
00:32:05,527 --> 00:32:08,495
We have to earn
enough money
to keep the team going.

720
00:32:08,530 --> 00:32:11,666
<i>Garcon!</i> Son, Daru.
What?

721
00:32:11,699 --> 00:32:13,902
Please, escort
our esteemed guest

722
00:32:13,934 --> 00:32:16,504
to our exclusive
al fresco table.

723
00:32:16,538 --> 00:32:20,107
Please.
No special treatment.
I'll sit outside.

724
00:32:23,845 --> 00:32:26,079
They look up to you.
They depend on you.

725
00:32:26,113 --> 00:32:28,415
You got to be demanding.
But kind.

726
00:32:29,283 --> 00:32:30,284
JAIYAH: Hello.

727
00:32:30,819 --> 00:32:32,019
Sir.

728
00:32:33,888 --> 00:32:35,155
Something to drink?

729
00:32:35,623 --> 00:32:38,125
Whiskey, beer, wine?

730
00:32:38,158 --> 00:32:40,093
Yeah, we got all those.
Which one?

731
00:32:40,127 --> 00:32:41,629
Whiskey, beer, and wine.

732
00:32:47,535 --> 00:32:48,837
Mr. Rongen.

733
00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:51,305
Please accept this appetizer

734
00:32:51,338 --> 00:32:54,107
of raw fish marinated
in coconut cream.

735
00:32:54,141 --> 00:32:56,043
It's a real classic
of the islands.

736
00:32:56,076 --> 00:32:57,879
And it's on the house.

737
00:32:57,912 --> 00:32:59,213
How are things going?

738
00:32:59,246 --> 00:33:01,148
I can honestly say
it's the worst bunch
of players

739
00:33:01,181 --> 00:33:02,550
I've ever come across
in my life.

740
00:33:02,584 --> 00:33:03,484
Oh.

741
00:33:03,518 --> 00:33:05,787
THOMAS: I have very
particular methods.

742
00:33:05,820 --> 00:33:07,254
And unless I get
the support I need,

743
00:33:07,287 --> 00:33:09,356
I just don't think
it's going to work.

744
00:33:09,389 --> 00:33:12,159
We have
our own methods too.
Traditions.

745
00:33:12,192 --> 00:33:13,928
It's like
with that appetizer.

746
00:33:13,962 --> 00:33:15,162
I'm sure that little fish

747
00:33:15,195 --> 00:33:17,097
didn't think that one day
it would be chopped up,

748
00:33:17,130 --> 00:33:18,298
covered in spring onions,

749
00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:20,167
a little bit of tomato,
yellow pepper,

750
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,904
lemon zest
and a dash of chili.

751
00:33:22,937 --> 00:33:25,072
But if you ask
anyone around here,

752
00:33:25,105 --> 00:33:27,374
it's a better fish
because of it.

753
00:33:28,141 --> 00:33:30,812
You may need
to just marinate, too.

754
00:33:30,845 --> 00:33:32,312
See how you feel.

755
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,448
One goal.

756
00:33:36,016 --> 00:33:37,451
One goal.

757
00:33:39,554 --> 00:33:40,722
One goal.

758
00:33:41,990 --> 00:33:43,357
One goal.

759
00:33:45,292 --> 00:33:46,426
One goal.

760
00:33:48,830 --> 00:33:50,063
One goal.

761
00:33:59,941 --> 00:34:02,042
Wow. That's really good.
It's really good!

762
00:34:03,110 --> 00:34:08,348
♪ <i>I want to swing♪</i>

763
00:34:08,382 --> 00:34:10,585
<i>(CHANDELIER</i> BY SIA
PLAYING ON RADIO)

764
00:34:18,693 --> 00:34:19,694
(TIRES SCREECH)

765
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,362
(CAR HORN HONKING)

766
00:34:23,798 --> 00:34:24,799
(ENGINE STARTS)

767
00:34:27,969 --> 00:34:30,203
Yes, I'm going to need
immediate backup.

768
00:34:30,237 --> 00:34:32,372
I'm engaged
in a car chase.

769
00:34:32,406 --> 00:34:34,308
DISPATCH: <i>Wow, really?</i>
Looks like a Palagi guy,

770
00:34:34,341 --> 00:34:35,777
he's driving like a maniac.

771
00:34:35,810 --> 00:34:38,980
He's maybe doing
35, 36 MPHs.

772
00:34:39,013 --> 00:34:41,716
DISPATCH: <i>That's fast!</i>
Also, um, my, uh,

773
00:34:41,749 --> 00:34:43,350
my siren's not working.

774
00:34:43,383 --> 00:34:45,887
DISPATCH: <i>Oh, jeez!</i>
<i>Okay, stay safe, Rambo.</i>

775
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,087
<i>Oh, and can you get some kava</i>

776
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,523
<i>from Uncle Pese</i>
<i>on the way home?</i>

777
00:34:48,556 --> 00:34:50,424
Uh, copy that.
Yeah, okay,
I love you, Mom.

778
00:34:50,457 --> 00:34:52,527
<i>I love you too, baby.</i>
Okay, love you.

779
00:34:53,728 --> 00:34:56,163
(CLEARING THROAT)

780
00:34:56,196 --> 00:34:58,432
(MIMICS SIREN BLARING)

781
00:35:00,334 --> 00:35:01,569
Shit.
RAMBO: <i>Yeah,</i>

782
00:35:01,603 --> 00:35:02,737
<i>this is the policeman.</i>

783
00:35:02,770 --> 00:35:05,940
<i>Can you please pull over</i>
<i>to the side? Yes.</i>

784
00:35:05,974 --> 00:35:08,743
(RAMBO MIMICS SIREN BLARING)

785
00:35:11,546 --> 00:35:12,981
<i>You're going to get</i>
<i>out of the car</i>

786
00:35:13,014 --> 00:35:14,515
<i>on the count of three.</i>

787
00:35:14,549 --> 00:35:15,617
<i>Are you ready?</i>

788
00:35:16,851 --> 00:35:17,852
Three.

789
00:35:19,887 --> 00:35:20,888
Thank you.

790
00:35:22,657 --> 00:35:24,491
Okay, you punk rocker.

791
00:35:24,525 --> 00:35:27,394
Oh, hey, it's the guy
from the TV! (CHUCKLES)

792
00:35:27,427 --> 00:35:29,296
That's me. What seems
to be the problem?

793
00:35:29,329 --> 00:35:32,600
Oh, I'll tell you
what the...
(COUGHING)

794
00:35:32,634 --> 00:35:34,267
Hey, you okay?

795
00:35:34,301 --> 00:35:37,939
Hey. Let it out, big guy.
I got you.

796
00:35:37,972 --> 00:35:40,173
(BOTH GRUNTING)

797
00:35:41,174 --> 00:35:43,477
(GROANING)

798
00:35:43,511 --> 00:35:46,179
Oh, thank you.
I'm feeling better now.

799
00:35:46,213 --> 00:35:47,649
Now, listen, normally,

800
00:35:47,682 --> 00:35:49,817
I'd lock you up
and throw away the key.

801
00:35:49,851 --> 00:35:50,785
But right now,

802
00:35:50,818 --> 00:35:53,021
I'm just more angry
at my mango juice can.

803
00:35:53,054 --> 00:35:55,355
You stupid can! (GRUNTS)

804
00:35:57,859 --> 00:35:59,060
Fleetwood Mac!

805
00:35:59,093 --> 00:36:01,562
That's a hell of a right foot
you got there,

806
00:36:01,596 --> 00:36:03,564
Fa'agaloagliga.

807
00:36:03,598 --> 00:36:04,599
Rambo.

808
00:36:05,133 --> 00:36:06,901
Rambo.

809
00:36:06,934 --> 00:36:10,203
Gentlemen,
allow me to present
our newest recruit,

810
00:36:10,872 --> 00:36:12,640
Detective Rambo.

811
00:36:12,674 --> 00:36:15,308
We already kicked him out.
He tried to arrest us all.

812
00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:16,711
You were playing
on private property.

813
00:36:16,744 --> 00:36:18,278
Yeah, that property
is my dad's property.

814
00:36:18,311 --> 00:36:19,847
Well, I don't make up
the rules, okay?

815
00:36:19,881 --> 00:36:20,915
Yeah?
Yeah.

816
00:36:23,718 --> 00:36:24,852
Bravo.

817
00:36:24,886 --> 00:36:26,921
You've just fallen
for the oldest trick
in the book.

818
00:36:27,689 --> 00:36:28,690
Can't you see?

819
00:36:28,723 --> 00:36:30,892
This is exactly what
they want from us.

820
00:36:30,925 --> 00:36:32,292
Who?
THOMAS: Them!

821
00:36:33,094 --> 00:36:34,629
The Imperialists.

822
00:36:35,163 --> 00:36:37,131
Divide and conquer.

823
00:36:37,165 --> 00:36:38,398
But we're not going
to let them.

824
00:36:38,432 --> 00:36:41,069
We've worked too long
and hard for this.

825
00:36:41,102 --> 00:36:42,904
You've only been here
a few days.

826
00:36:42,937 --> 00:36:45,338
Rome was built
in a day, man.

827
00:36:45,372 --> 00:36:47,274
I think we're doing
pretty well.

828
00:36:47,842 --> 00:36:49,177
Now, how about this?

829
00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:52,714
As a team, together,
we climb that mountain.

830
00:36:52,747 --> 00:36:53,748
Who's with me?

831
00:36:54,115 --> 00:36:55,149
No.

832
00:36:55,183 --> 00:36:56,216
SAMSON: Coach,
my ankle is hurting me.

833
00:36:56,249 --> 00:36:58,351
I can't hear you.
Who's with me?

834
00:36:58,385 --> 00:37:00,220
No, no, my mom is
expecting me.

835
00:37:00,253 --> 00:37:03,457
Come on, guys!
We're all in this together.

836
00:37:03,490 --> 00:37:05,059
Now, who's going
to climb
that mountain

837
00:37:05,093 --> 00:37:06,828
with me as a team?

838
00:37:06,861 --> 00:37:07,862
Are you with me?

839
00:37:08,830 --> 00:37:11,065
Are you with me,
my team?

840
00:37:11,099 --> 00:37:12,533
Yeah, okay,
then, yeah.
All right!

841
00:37:12,567 --> 00:37:14,168
ACE: Okay, let's go. Yes.
PLAYER 1: Go.

842
00:37:14,202 --> 00:37:15,435
THOMAS: Let's go!
PLAYER 2: Yeah.

843
00:37:15,469 --> 00:37:17,505
Now, we're making
some progress.

844
00:37:17,538 --> 00:37:19,841
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
(CLANGING)

845
00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:24,145
Wait, wait, wait.
What's going on?

846
00:37:24,178 --> 00:37:25,445
Don't sit down.

847
00:37:25,479 --> 00:37:27,782
We're not there yet.
We haven't even started.

848
00:37:27,815 --> 00:37:30,752
Ace, what's going on?
It's curfew time.

849
00:37:30,785 --> 00:37:31,686
What?

850
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:33,921
The bell means curfew.
It's time to pray.

851
00:37:33,955 --> 00:37:37,457
The whole island stops.
Same time, every day.

852
00:37:37,491 --> 00:37:39,459
But what am I
supposed to do?
I'm not religious.

853
00:37:40,194 --> 00:37:41,428
Pretend?

854
00:37:43,430 --> 00:37:46,100
Okay.
I'll pray for you.

855
00:37:46,134 --> 00:37:49,170
THOMAS: When did that
ever work? Tavita!

856
00:37:49,203 --> 00:37:50,738
(PATRONS CHATTERING)

857
00:37:52,507 --> 00:37:54,208
I've got three weeks left
to the qualifiers.

858
00:37:54,242 --> 00:37:55,475
We got a lot
of work to do.

859
00:37:55,510 --> 00:37:57,344
So, tomorrow, I'm going
to start with fitness drills

860
00:37:57,377 --> 00:37:59,412
to see how many of them
can last a full 90 minutes.

861
00:37:59,747 --> 00:38:00,715
Ooh. Ah.

862
00:38:00,748 --> 00:38:03,217
Thomas, ah,
we won't be training
tomorrow.

863
00:38:03,251 --> 00:38:05,086
Why not?
It's Sunday.

864
00:38:05,119 --> 00:38:06,621
So?
The team won't train

865
00:38:06,654 --> 00:38:08,222
on a Sunday.
That would be a sin.

866
00:38:08,256 --> 00:38:09,289
Jesus Christ.

867
00:38:09,322 --> 00:38:11,125
Mr. Rongen,
you are very welcome

868
00:38:11,159 --> 00:38:12,292
to join us on Sunday.

869
00:38:12,325 --> 00:38:14,361
It could be
a nice experience.

870
00:38:14,394 --> 00:38:16,097
You can see
how we worship God.

871
00:38:16,130 --> 00:38:18,331
This is church.
Football is church.

872
00:38:18,365 --> 00:38:20,134
You've got
zero commitment.

873
00:38:20,168 --> 00:38:21,769
We're very committed
to church.

874
00:38:21,803 --> 00:38:24,138
This place
is a carnival
of crap.

875
00:38:24,172 --> 00:38:25,405
DARU: Hey, look at this,
look at this.

876
00:38:25,438 --> 00:38:26,574
This bit, right here.
Right here.

877
00:38:26,607 --> 00:38:27,642
COMMENTATOR:
<i>Off goes the chair.</i>

878
00:38:27,675 --> 00:38:29,409
Ooh.
DARU: This guy's been fired

879
00:38:29,442 --> 00:38:30,845
from his
three jobs because

880
00:38:30,878 --> 00:38:31,779
he can't control himself.

881
00:38:31,813 --> 00:38:33,781
PISA: I don't know.
He seems okay, now.

882
00:38:33,815 --> 00:38:34,982
Maybe he's different.

883
00:38:35,016 --> 00:38:36,117
THOMAS: I've coached
11-year-olds

884
00:38:36,150 --> 00:38:37,350
better than your players!

885
00:38:38,553 --> 00:38:39,486
Sure.

886
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:40,655
I mean,
look at this place.

887
00:38:40,688 --> 00:38:43,323
You've got a keyboard
and mouse and no screen!

888
00:38:43,356 --> 00:38:45,059
None of this shit
makes any sense.

889
00:38:45,092 --> 00:38:47,528
You don't even have
a full squad
of players out there.

890
00:38:47,562 --> 00:38:49,564
No wonder
you're the worst team
in the world.

891
00:38:49,597 --> 00:38:51,498
TAVITA: Mr. Rongen,
you have made your point

892
00:38:51,532 --> 00:38:53,301
and now let me
make mine.

893
00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:56,804
Now, we here at FFAS
are honored that you are here.

894
00:38:56,838 --> 00:38:59,339
We want to improve,
we want to learn from you.

895
00:38:59,372 --> 00:39:02,310
But we will not deny
who we are just to win.

896
00:39:02,342 --> 00:39:04,512
These are our customs.
These are our ways.

897
00:39:04,545 --> 00:39:07,315
Your ways are shit.
You're failing.

898
00:39:07,347 --> 00:39:09,717
It's torture
coaching this team.

899
00:39:12,352 --> 00:39:14,655
Thomas, we were
under the impression

900
00:39:14,689 --> 00:39:17,058
that you wanted to be here.

901
00:39:17,091 --> 00:39:19,827
But if that is
the wrong impression
that we are under,

902
00:39:19,861 --> 00:39:21,829
then you are free to go.

903
00:39:21,863 --> 00:39:24,232
Seek your happiness.

904
00:39:24,265 --> 00:39:25,666
Unhappiness is a curse

905
00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:27,835
that I would not wish
on anyone.

906
00:39:33,074 --> 00:39:35,176
THOMAS: Okay. I quit.

907
00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:36,409
(DOOR CLOSES)

908
00:39:46,053 --> 00:39:47,121
I told you guys.

909
00:39:48,222 --> 00:39:49,590
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)

910
00:39:52,994 --> 00:39:54,262
THOMAS: Hello?

911
00:39:54,295 --> 00:39:55,763
Can you hear me?
GAIL: (ON PHONE) <i>Yeah.</i>

912
00:39:55,796 --> 00:40:00,167
So, uh, here's the news.
Fresh off the press. I quit.

913
00:40:00,201 --> 00:40:01,869
You can't quit.
<i>I quit.</i>

914
00:40:01,903 --> 00:40:03,271
Today, officially.

915
00:40:03,304 --> 00:40:05,339
Well, then go un-quit.
<i>Once you quit,</i>

916
00:40:05,373 --> 00:40:07,575
you got to commit
to the quit.
You know this.

917
00:40:07,608 --> 00:40:08,743
<i>It's like this team,</i>

918
00:40:08,776 --> 00:40:10,344
<i>they don't even</i>
<i>want to win.</i>
(SIGHS)

919
00:40:10,378 --> 00:40:12,346
For them, it's like
some sort of game.

920
00:40:12,380 --> 00:40:13,514
It is a game, Thomas.

921
00:40:13,547 --> 00:40:15,016
<i>It's a sport.</i>

922
00:40:15,049 --> 00:40:16,384
I can't work
with these guys.

923
00:40:16,416 --> 00:40:17,952
<i>I can't help them.</i>

924
00:40:17,985 --> 00:40:20,621
Thomas, we didn't
send you there
to help them.

925
00:40:20,655 --> 00:40:22,623
We sent you there
to help you.

926
00:40:24,792 --> 00:40:27,194
I don't need help.
I'm coming home.

927
00:40:27,228 --> 00:40:29,163
Home, I'm sorry, Thomas,

928
00:40:30,430 --> 00:40:32,566
but where is home now?

929
00:40:36,103 --> 00:40:37,171
Look,

930
00:40:37,872 --> 00:40:39,040
we'll be there
in a couple weeks

931
00:40:39,073 --> 00:40:41,309
for the qualifiers, okay?
And we'll get a drink.

932
00:40:41,342 --> 00:40:42,543
<i>All right?</i>
(HANGS UP PHONE)

933
00:40:44,412 --> 00:40:45,445
(SIGHS)

934
00:40:45,478 --> 00:40:47,682
(TEAM SINGING IN SAMOAN)

935
00:41:10,705 --> 00:41:12,006
(IN ENGLISH)
Dear Lord,

936
00:41:12,039 --> 00:41:12,974
if you could please

937
00:41:13,007 --> 00:41:15,343
let the coach come back
wherever he is,

938
00:41:15,376 --> 00:41:17,378
to help us score
that one goal.

939
00:41:17,411 --> 00:41:18,512
Just one.

940
00:41:18,546 --> 00:41:20,214
Not too much to ask,
I think,

941
00:41:20,247 --> 00:41:21,882
given we go to church
every Sunday

942
00:41:21,916 --> 00:41:23,417
and give 10 percent
of our income.

943
00:41:23,451 --> 00:41:24,752
But, uh, hey!

944
00:41:24,785 --> 00:41:27,188
All in your time.
<i>Amene.</i>

945
00:41:27,221 --> 00:41:29,056
ALL: <i>Amene.</i>

946
00:41:29,090 --> 00:41:31,325
(TEAM CLAPPING)

947
00:41:31,359 --> 00:41:32,593
(IN ENGLISH)
Ah, that didn't work.

948
00:41:32,626 --> 00:41:35,863
Ace, looks like
you're coaching today.

949
00:41:37,131 --> 00:41:40,668
ACE: Okay, just go for a run
to warm up your bodies, huh?

950
00:41:42,770 --> 00:41:44,071
NICOLE: (ON VOICEMAIL)
<i>Okay, Dad.</i>

951
00:41:44,105 --> 00:41:46,007
<i>I'm sorry I yelled at you.</i>

952
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,743
<i>But I was just pissed</i>
<i>because...</i>

953
00:41:48,776 --> 00:41:50,644
<i>because you should</i>
<i>be here for this.</i>

954
00:41:50,678 --> 00:41:53,280
<i>They asked me to lead</i>
<i>the team out on Saturday.</i>

955
00:41:54,248 --> 00:41:55,516
<i>Where are you?</i>

956
00:42:03,457 --> 00:42:05,092
(OBJECTS CLATTER)
(JAIYAH EXHALES)

957
00:42:09,897 --> 00:42:10,998
Hi, coach.

958
00:42:13,134 --> 00:42:14,135
Hi.

959
00:42:15,636 --> 00:42:18,339
I just wanted to come by
and say sorry

960
00:42:18,372 --> 00:42:20,307
about body slamming you
to the ground

961
00:42:20,341 --> 00:42:21,809
and choking you, and

962
00:42:21,842 --> 00:42:24,545
also, just wanted to say
thank you

963
00:42:24,578 --> 00:42:26,680
for keeping me on the team

964
00:42:26,981 --> 00:42:28,115
so far.

965
00:42:29,850 --> 00:42:32,553
Well, uh, I'd like
to apologize too

966
00:42:32,586 --> 00:42:34,622
for not respecting
your name,

967
00:42:35,322 --> 00:42:36,323
Jaiyah.

968
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,729
Here. Peace offering.

969
00:42:43,497 --> 00:42:46,233
What is it?
It's from team lunch.

970
00:42:46,267 --> 00:42:47,301
You keep missing out

971
00:42:47,334 --> 00:42:49,703
because you get angry
and run away.

972
00:42:49,737 --> 00:42:51,705
You know,
you should eat first.

973
00:42:51,739 --> 00:42:53,774
And, then get angry.

974
00:42:55,009 --> 00:42:56,511
Makes sense.

975
00:42:56,545 --> 00:42:57,945
Will you join me?

976
00:42:59,180 --> 00:43:00,181
Sure.

977
00:43:01,516 --> 00:43:02,817
JAIYAH: College is cool.

978
00:43:02,850 --> 00:43:05,086
And I do some performing
when I'm not studying.

979
00:43:05,119 --> 00:43:06,921
So, do you think you'll come
back to the island

980
00:43:06,954 --> 00:43:08,389
once you finish
your degree?

981
00:43:08,422 --> 00:43:10,024
No. There's really
not much

982
00:43:10,057 --> 00:43:11,826
on the island
for young people.

983
00:43:11,859 --> 00:43:13,360
The job choices
come down

984
00:43:13,394 --> 00:43:15,963
to the tuna cannery
or the army.

985
00:43:15,996 --> 00:43:19,500
And I don't really like
fish or guns.

986
00:43:19,534 --> 00:43:21,368
So, you think you'll stay
in Hawaii then?

987
00:43:22,103 --> 00:43:23,604
Hmm. Maybe.

988
00:43:23,637 --> 00:43:25,606
I mean, there's not
as many fa'afafine there,

989
00:43:25,639 --> 00:43:28,209
so you do get
a bit more prejudice.

990
00:43:29,877 --> 00:43:31,745
So, I hear
you're married?

991
00:43:31,779 --> 00:43:33,814
And you have
a daughter.

992
00:43:33,848 --> 00:43:38,352
Yeah, but tell me more about
this, um, fa'afafine thing.

993
00:43:38,385 --> 00:43:39,653
What do you want
to know?

994
00:43:40,821 --> 00:43:42,957
I mean, what are you
down there?

995
00:43:42,990 --> 00:43:44,258
Does it really matter
to you?

996
00:43:44,291 --> 00:43:46,595
Well, it matters
to the officials in the game.

997
00:43:46,627 --> 00:43:48,896
Okay, well,
right now I'm legal.

998
00:43:48,929 --> 00:43:51,198
But I have been
taking hormones
for a while and...

999
00:43:51,232 --> 00:43:52,700
Right now?

1000
00:43:52,733 --> 00:43:54,603
Let's just say
that eventually,

1001
00:43:54,635 --> 00:43:57,371
I technically
won't qualify
for the team.

1002
00:44:00,674 --> 00:44:01,909
Can we talk soccer?

1003
00:44:02,343 --> 00:44:03,978
Yes.

1004
00:44:04,011 --> 00:44:05,746
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
THOMAS: What am I
watching here?

1005
00:44:05,779 --> 00:44:07,582
Why is everyone bunched up
like old ladies

1006
00:44:07,616 --> 00:44:09,049
gathered at
a cake convention?

1007
00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:10,985
Well, how are we supposed
to know about formation?

1008
00:44:11,018 --> 00:44:13,254
No one taught us,
including you.

1009
00:44:14,523 --> 00:44:15,923
Fair point.

1010
00:44:15,956 --> 00:44:16,957
THOMAS:
Look at this guy.

1011
00:44:16,991 --> 00:44:18,359
Just standing there
in open space

1012
00:44:18,392 --> 00:44:19,927
doing nothing.
Reminds me of you.

1013
00:44:21,162 --> 00:44:22,229
That is me.

1014
00:44:22,631 --> 00:44:24,098
Oh.

1015
00:44:24,131 --> 00:44:26,667
Well, you're
a natural born defender.

1016
00:44:26,700 --> 00:44:27,801
Not a forward.

1017
00:44:27,835 --> 00:44:29,571
Wait, who is that
in goal?

1018
00:44:29,604 --> 00:44:31,573
That's Nicky Salapu.

1019
00:44:31,606 --> 00:44:33,575
That's Nicky Salapu?
Yeah.

1020
00:44:33,608 --> 00:44:35,644
The guy that let in
over 30 goals?

1021
00:44:35,676 --> 00:44:37,878
Yeah, but he saved
another 60.

1022
00:44:37,912 --> 00:44:39,246
THOMAS:
He looks pretty good.

1023
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:40,781
He's one of the best players
we've ever had.

1024
00:44:40,814 --> 00:44:41,949
He's a legend.

1025
00:44:41,982 --> 00:44:43,250
A legend of the fallen.

1026
00:44:43,284 --> 00:44:46,086
Shut up.
You shut up,
it's my house.

1027
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,121
It's my island.

1028
00:44:47,154 --> 00:44:48,989
I don't even know
why we're watching this.

1029
00:44:49,023 --> 00:44:51,526
Because most of
these players
are retired.

1030
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:52,726
But they only gave up

1031
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,564
because everyone else
gave up on them.

1032
00:44:55,597 --> 00:44:57,464
But if you came back
to coach us,

1033
00:44:57,498 --> 00:44:59,066
I could help you
find them.

1034
00:44:59,099 --> 00:45:00,834
Because they're
still good.

1035
00:45:02,002 --> 00:45:03,737
I'll be the judge of that.

1036
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,841
(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)

1037
00:45:09,376 --> 00:45:12,012
Hey, famous guy
and Jaiyah!

1038
00:45:17,586 --> 00:45:20,387
Thomas Rongen.
Nicky Salapu.

1039
00:45:23,224 --> 00:45:26,060
THOMAS: Well I'll be
a son of a bitch.

1040
00:45:26,093 --> 00:45:28,329
The chickens
have come home
to roast.

1041
00:45:30,464 --> 00:45:33,934
You're the best goalkeeper
American Samoa ever had.

1042
00:45:33,968 --> 00:45:37,738
I let in over 30 goals
at international level.

1043
00:45:37,771 --> 00:45:41,676
You're the best goalkeeper
American Samoa ever had.

1044
00:45:41,710 --> 00:45:44,345
Isn't there something
about that defeat

1045
00:45:44,378 --> 00:45:45,513
that still haunts you?

1046
00:45:45,547 --> 00:45:47,948
That you can't let go of?
Of course.

1047
00:45:47,982 --> 00:45:50,150
I replay that match
on Xbox.

1048
00:45:50,184 --> 00:45:52,186
American Samoa
versus Australia.

1049
00:45:52,219 --> 00:45:53,354
But I play alone.

1050
00:45:53,387 --> 00:45:57,057
And I get my revenge every day
by beating them 32, nil.

1051
00:45:57,091 --> 00:45:58,993
Don't you want revenge
on Australia?

1052
00:45:59,026 --> 00:46:00,861
But instead of Australia,

1053
00:46:00,894 --> 00:46:03,264
it would be on a bunch
of other Polynesian islands.

1054
00:46:04,064 --> 00:46:06,133
Some of them are close
to Australia.

1055
00:46:07,167 --> 00:46:09,036
How did you get
this coaching job?

1056
00:46:09,069 --> 00:46:10,938
You're terrible
at this.

1057
00:46:10,971 --> 00:46:13,040
Can you just come back
to the team?

1058
00:46:13,073 --> 00:46:16,977
They need work, yeah.
And they need a lot of work,

1059
00:46:17,011 --> 00:46:20,781
but I see a bunch of guys
in that team, including her

1060
00:46:20,814 --> 00:46:23,484
who all work multiple jobs
just to play.

1061
00:46:23,518 --> 00:46:25,587
Who've got more heart
and they're dreaming bigger

1062
00:46:25,620 --> 00:46:27,154
than nearly any
of the jaded fools

1063
00:46:27,187 --> 00:46:28,489
that mess around
in the pro league

1064
00:46:28,523 --> 00:46:30,057
for money
they don't deserve.

1065
00:46:31,792 --> 00:46:33,193
Don't tell them I said that.

1066
00:46:34,495 --> 00:46:36,598
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
Is he interested
in playing?

1067
00:46:36,631 --> 00:46:38,232
No interest,
whatsoever.

1068
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:39,634
Who's next?

1069
00:46:39,668 --> 00:46:41,869
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

1070
00:46:45,205 --> 00:46:47,808
That's called chutzpah,
Armani.

1071
00:46:47,841 --> 00:46:49,276
And we like it.

1072
00:46:49,310 --> 00:46:50,512
Excuse me, Squire?

1073
00:46:50,545 --> 00:46:52,212
Stretch the muscle.
Ace?

1074
00:46:52,246 --> 00:46:54,448
Mr. Rongen! I thought
you'd abandoned us.

1075
00:46:54,481 --> 00:46:55,816
Ace, I'd like to apologize.

1076
00:46:55,849 --> 00:46:57,017
Oh.
But I won't.

1077
00:46:57,051 --> 00:46:59,119
Oh.
As a rule,
I don't apologize.

1078
00:46:59,153 --> 00:47:01,889
I'm not apologizing
for that, either.
So, sorry.

1079
00:47:01,922 --> 00:47:03,957
Daru? Daru, Daru.

1080
00:47:03,991 --> 00:47:06,528
Look, I know
you don't like me.

1081
00:47:06,561 --> 00:47:07,895
I don't like me.

1082
00:47:07,928 --> 00:47:10,831
But we need
to work together.

1083
00:47:10,864 --> 00:47:13,067
This formation is known
as the Sad Snowman.

1084
00:47:13,100 --> 00:47:14,968
This player, interchangeable
with this player.

1085
00:47:15,002 --> 00:47:16,103
This can cross here,

1086
00:47:16,136 --> 00:47:18,872
switch it around,
works this way too.

1087
00:47:19,541 --> 00:47:20,575
So, who we got next?

1088
00:47:20,608 --> 00:47:22,843
<i>(EVERYBODY WANTS</i>
<i>TO RULE THE WORLD</i> PLAYING)

1089
00:47:28,048 --> 00:47:29,383
We got another one.

1090
00:47:29,416 --> 00:47:30,719
Nice one, Armani.

1091
00:47:30,752 --> 00:47:33,187
ALL: Wax on, wax off.

1092
00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:35,657
Wax on, wax off.

1093
00:47:35,690 --> 00:47:36,924
THOMAS: We've also got
the three pigs.

1094
00:47:36,957 --> 00:47:38,325
The wolf is coming
all the way back here.

1095
00:47:38,359 --> 00:47:39,860
He's going to blow
your house down.

1096
00:47:39,893 --> 00:47:41,462
This is where we want to go.

1097
00:47:41,495 --> 00:47:43,330
All roads
lead to Rome.

1098
00:47:44,331 --> 00:47:45,700
What is this shit?

1099
00:47:45,734 --> 00:47:47,702
Fucking Sharpie.
Get me another board.

1100
00:47:47,736 --> 00:47:49,169
Think of it
like a fish.

1101
00:47:49,203 --> 00:47:52,439
On its own, slimy, smelly,
tasteless somewhat.

1102
00:47:52,473 --> 00:47:55,844
But add some coconut cream,
lemon zest, chili,

1103
00:47:55,876 --> 00:47:57,645
let that sucker
marinate.

1104
00:47:57,679 --> 00:47:59,547
Now you've got
something special.

1105
00:47:59,581 --> 00:48:01,181
Allow yourself
to marinate.

1106
00:48:01,215 --> 00:48:02,883
You'll be a better fish
for it.

1107
00:48:03,384 --> 00:48:04,853
Thank you, coach.

1108
00:48:04,885 --> 00:48:06,788
(PLAYERS GROAN)
THOMAS:
Ice is your friend.

1109
00:48:06,821 --> 00:48:08,889
It will help
those muscles.

1110
00:48:08,922 --> 00:48:10,859
Oh, got you
in the nads there.

1111
00:48:10,891 --> 00:48:12,794
Just another 25 minutes.

1112
00:48:12,827 --> 00:48:14,228
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)

1113
00:48:16,698 --> 00:48:19,567
Three, four.
And then, other side.

1114
00:48:19,601 --> 00:48:22,102
Way off! Miss.

1115
00:48:22,136 --> 00:48:24,371
He finds it.
(ALL CHEERING)

1116
00:48:24,405 --> 00:48:27,174
Get up.
Not at the top yet.
Keep going.

1117
00:48:27,207 --> 00:48:29,009
I know it's hard,
but if we can do this

1118
00:48:29,042 --> 00:48:30,812
as a team,
we have a chance.

1119
00:48:30,845 --> 00:48:32,814
THOMAS:
<i>We've got defense sorted.</i>

1120
00:48:32,847 --> 00:48:34,948
But our midfield...
Mm-hmm.

1121
00:48:35,650 --> 00:48:37,017
THOMAS:
All right, my man.

1122
00:48:37,050 --> 00:48:38,520
All right.
There you go.

1123
00:48:38,553 --> 00:48:39,587
Thank you, coach.

1124
00:48:39,621 --> 00:48:40,522
See you Monday?
For sure.

1125
00:48:40,555 --> 00:48:42,423
I won't let
you down, coach.
Amazing.

1126
00:48:43,424 --> 00:48:44,626
Excellent.

1127
00:48:44,659 --> 00:48:46,193
(TIRES SCREECH)

1128
00:48:46,226 --> 00:48:48,429
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

1129
00:48:50,632 --> 00:48:51,666
So, who's next?

1130
00:48:51,699 --> 00:48:53,601
(CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

1131
00:48:58,005 --> 00:48:59,707
THOMAS: (IN ENGLISH)
Nice. Nice, Daru. Good energy.

1132
00:48:59,741 --> 00:49:01,709
Good energy.
Good, good, good.

1133
00:49:01,743 --> 00:49:03,645
Hop, hop, hop.
Bunny rabbit.

1134
00:49:03,678 --> 00:49:04,813
Push, push, push.

1135
00:49:04,846 --> 00:49:06,280
THOMAS: Good.
Control that back line.

1136
00:49:06,313 --> 00:49:08,982
That's it, Jaiyah, leadership.
That's what I'm talking about.

1137
00:49:09,016 --> 00:49:13,086
Pele, Maradona, Rongen.
Whoo!

1138
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,723
ALL: Wax on, wax off.

1139
00:49:15,757 --> 00:49:17,659
Wax on, wax off.

1140
00:49:18,091 --> 00:49:19,894
Wax on, wax off.

1141
00:49:19,928 --> 00:49:21,596
Look, right here.
Maldini.

1142
00:49:21,629 --> 00:49:23,798
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

1143
00:49:23,832 --> 00:49:26,200
(TEAM CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

1144
00:49:35,409 --> 00:49:36,611
(ALL CHEERING)

1145
00:49:42,617 --> 00:49:44,251
THOMAS: (IN ENGLISH)
Keep it up, keep it up.

1146
00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:46,821
Keep going, keep going.

1147
00:49:46,855 --> 00:49:48,455
I know it's hard,
but keep going.

1148
00:49:49,891 --> 00:49:51,926
I know you can make it
to the top.

1149
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,530
Come on, guys,
keep going, keep going.

1150
00:49:55,563 --> 00:49:57,231
Don't stop, don't stop.

1151
00:49:58,031 --> 00:50:00,234
(TEAM CHATTERING)
(THOMAS GROANING)

1152
00:50:02,035 --> 00:50:03,237
(APPLAUSE)

1153
00:50:05,974 --> 00:50:07,474
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1154
00:50:07,509 --> 00:50:08,643
Oh, God!

1155
00:50:10,912 --> 00:50:13,581
Oh, God.
It's beautiful.
(PANTING)

1156
00:50:13,615 --> 00:50:14,782
DARU: You okay, coach?

1157
00:50:14,816 --> 00:50:16,183
It's beautiful.

1158
00:50:17,417 --> 00:50:18,318
Oh, my God.

1159
00:50:18,352 --> 00:50:20,287
It looked so easy
from the bottom.

1160
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,724
Can't breathe.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1161
00:50:22,757 --> 00:50:25,727
This spot here, this place,

1162
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:29,396
tells of how
your brave brothers

1163
00:50:29,429 --> 00:50:34,034
fought to protect
American Samoa

1164
00:50:34,067 --> 00:50:36,804
and the rest of the world
against evil.

1165
00:50:37,605 --> 00:50:40,240
Well, tomorrow, we set off

1166
00:50:40,274 --> 00:50:43,011
for the greatest war
of them all!

1167
00:50:43,043 --> 00:50:46,714
The war for World Cup
qualification.

1168
00:50:46,748 --> 00:50:48,048
TEAM: Yeah!

1169
00:50:48,081 --> 00:50:49,383
(TEAM CHEERING)

1170
00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:51,318
THOMAS: Oh, my God,
the air is thin up here.

1171
00:50:52,486 --> 00:50:54,154
In two days' time,

1172
00:50:55,823 --> 00:50:58,726
we face our first enemy,
Tonga.

1173
00:51:00,995 --> 00:51:02,496
Screw those guys!

1174
00:51:02,530 --> 00:51:03,631
(TEAM AGREEING)

1175
00:51:03,665 --> 00:51:07,167
There have been so many wars
against those assholes.

1176
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:11,005
But the war of 1825,

1177
00:51:11,039 --> 00:51:12,840
where they came to take...

1178
00:51:13,775 --> 00:51:15,710
they came to take our tuna.

1179
00:51:17,679 --> 00:51:22,149
But we handed their asses
to them in a giant tuna can.

1180
00:51:22,817 --> 00:51:24,217
(TEAM MUTTERS IN CONFUSION)

1181
00:51:24,619 --> 00:51:25,687
Where am I?

1182
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:27,956
TAVITA: Uh, Mr. Rongen,
are you feeling all right?

1183
00:51:27,989 --> 00:51:30,558
What was that?
I still have to pack.

1184
00:51:30,592 --> 00:51:32,060
I always leave packing

1185
00:51:32,092 --> 00:51:34,062
to the last minute.
It's so weird.

1186
00:51:34,094 --> 00:51:36,096
(ALL CHATTERING)

1187
00:51:36,129 --> 00:51:39,199
ACE: Healing waters.
Yeah, take him down.

1188
00:51:39,232 --> 00:51:41,069
Yeah. It's all right, coach.

1189
00:51:41,101 --> 00:51:43,303
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)

1190
00:51:44,271 --> 00:51:47,307
PRIEST: <i>And so,</i>
<i>we turn to Matthew 17</i>

1191
00:51:47,341 --> 00:51:51,813
<i>when a man says to lesu,</i>
<i>"Lord, have mercy on my son.</i>

1192
00:51:51,846 --> 00:51:53,915
<i>"For he is a lunatic</i>

1193
00:51:53,948 --> 00:51:55,984
<i>"and is very ill.</i>

1194
00:51:56,017 --> 00:51:58,086
<i>"For he often falls</i>
<i>into the fire</i>

1195
00:51:58,118 --> 00:52:00,320
<i>"and often into the water.</i>

1196
00:52:00,354 --> 00:52:02,991
<i>"Very clumsy, my boy."</i>

1197
00:52:03,024 --> 00:52:06,794
<i>And lesu said,</i>
<i>"Bring him here to me."</i>

1198
00:52:06,828 --> 00:52:08,295
<i>Good old lesu.</i>

1199
00:52:08,328 --> 00:52:10,297
<i>And lesu rebuked him.</i>

1200
00:52:10,330 --> 00:52:12,399
<i>And the demon came out of him.</i>

1201
00:52:13,266 --> 00:52:15,903
<i>And the boy was cured at once.</i>

1202
00:52:15,937 --> 00:52:18,873
(ALL CHEERING)

1203
00:52:18,906 --> 00:52:20,742
(PLAYER LAUGHS)
PRIEST: <i>What a beautiful day.</i>

1204
00:52:20,775 --> 00:52:22,275
<i>We give thanks</i>

1205
00:52:22,309 --> 00:52:26,146
for the beauties outside,
all the blessings.

1206
00:52:26,179 --> 00:52:28,415
And, uh, before
we get further

1207
00:52:28,448 --> 00:52:30,484
into the proceedings,
a little housekeeping.

1208
00:52:30,518 --> 00:52:32,486
Someone was seen
rifling around

1209
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,089
in, uh, one of
the dumpsters outside

1210
00:52:35,123 --> 00:52:37,290
Sione Malacoco's
Fish and Chip Shop.

1211
00:52:37,324 --> 00:52:38,626
Fess up,
who was that?

1212
00:52:38,660 --> 00:52:40,628
Trying to get
some leftover scraps.

1213
00:52:40,662 --> 00:52:41,829
We don't do that.

1214
00:52:41,863 --> 00:52:44,966
Okay? Now, what a day.

1215
00:52:44,999 --> 00:52:46,400
Our wonderful team

1216
00:52:46,433 --> 00:52:50,337
are going across the seas
to do the impossible.

1217
00:52:51,338 --> 00:52:53,941
To go and win
a game of soccer.

1218
00:52:55,043 --> 00:52:56,243
Wow!

1219
00:52:57,679 --> 00:52:58,846
Wowie!

1220
00:52:59,881 --> 00:53:02,349
Some would say
that the other teams
are too big.

1221
00:53:03,450 --> 00:53:05,318
Well, you know
what I say to them?

1222
00:53:06,186 --> 00:53:07,588
Read the Bible <i>.</i>

1223
00:53:07,622 --> 00:53:10,390
<i>Have you ever heard</i>
<i>of a little guy called David</i>

1224
00:53:10,424 --> 00:53:13,127
<i>fighting against a big guy</i>
<i>called the Goliath?</i>

1225
00:53:13,161 --> 00:53:14,194
(SHOUTING
IN VIDEOGAME)

1226
00:53:14,227 --> 00:53:15,963
<i>That is a cautionary tale.</i>

1227
00:53:15,997 --> 00:53:17,297
<i>Don't mess</i>
<i>with the little guy.</i>

1228
00:53:18,766 --> 00:53:19,701
<i>And what we have here</i>

1229
00:53:19,734 --> 00:53:22,637
is a whole bunch
of little guys, don't we?

1230
00:53:22,670 --> 00:53:25,372
Little guys,
who probably can't do it.

1231
00:53:25,405 --> 00:53:27,108
<i>Going off across the seas</i>

1232
00:53:27,141 --> 00:53:28,943
<i>to fight a whole lot</i>
<i>of Goliaths.</i>

1233
00:53:30,011 --> 00:53:32,345
<i>So, go, my little Davids.</i>

1234
00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:35,083
<i>Let's take it</i>
<i>to Mr. Goliath out there.</i>

1235
00:53:35,116 --> 00:53:37,885
<i>And let's get one</i>
<i>for American Samoa.</i>

1236
00:53:40,788 --> 00:53:41,823
Okay.

1237
00:53:41,856 --> 00:53:43,191
(SPEAKING SAMOAN)

1238
00:53:43,256 --> 00:53:44,926
(CONGREGATION MEMBER COUGHS)

1239
00:53:44,959 --> 00:53:47,028
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)

1240
00:53:47,061 --> 00:53:49,262
(CROWD CHEERING)

1241
00:54:00,842 --> 00:54:02,210
<i>So, off they go.</i>

1242
00:54:02,242 --> 00:54:04,444
<i>The American Samoan</i>
<i>soccer team</i>

1243
00:54:04,478 --> 00:54:07,715
<i>hoping not to embarrass</i>
<i>the nation any further.</i>

1244
00:54:07,749 --> 00:54:10,785
Cut. That was really good,
Gus. (GRUNTS)

1245
00:54:10,818 --> 00:54:11,853
(SPEAKING SAMOAN)

1246
00:54:11,886 --> 00:54:13,353
(CROWD CHEERING)

1247
00:54:13,386 --> 00:54:16,289
Go, go, go, go!

1248
00:54:17,892 --> 00:54:22,797
Tavita, let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Come on, move it!

1249
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:28,603
Let's get this bird
in the air!

1250
00:54:35,176 --> 00:54:36,944
Wowie, that was
some journey!

1251
00:54:36,978 --> 00:54:39,446
Yeah, I think I got
the jet lags.
I need a nap.

1252
00:54:39,479 --> 00:54:41,649
Guys, it was only
a 35 minute flight.

1253
00:54:41,682 --> 00:54:42,517
Hey, guys!

1254
00:54:42,550 --> 00:54:44,384
We've officially crossed
the date line.

1255
00:54:44,417 --> 00:54:46,220
It's now yesterday.

1256
00:54:46,254 --> 00:54:47,287
(PLAYERS EXCLAIM)
PLAYER 1: Time travel!

1257
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:48,488
(CAR HORN HONKS)
Look how fast

1258
00:54:48,523 --> 00:54:49,957
these crazies
are going.

1259
00:54:49,991 --> 00:54:52,359
You know,
someone's going
to get killed.

1260
00:54:52,392 --> 00:54:55,763
Slow down.
Heaven's full.

1261
00:54:55,797 --> 00:54:56,631
(PLAYER 2 WHISTLES)

1262
00:54:56,664 --> 00:54:58,365
DARU: Yo,
some pretty sweet digs.

1263
00:54:58,398 --> 00:55:00,935
Okay, boys. Good,
you're settling in.

1264
00:55:00,968 --> 00:55:02,937
Now, I just have
one note here.

1265
00:55:02,970 --> 00:55:04,639
Shh.
The player reception is

1266
00:55:04,672 --> 00:55:08,743
at 5:30 in the PM time.
And it's compulsory feetwear.

1267
00:55:08,776 --> 00:55:10,778
So, wear something
on your feet, please.

1268
00:55:10,812 --> 00:55:15,415
Like a slippers.
Or a sandal.
Okay, yeah.

1269
00:55:15,448 --> 00:55:16,784
(PLAYER 3 GRUNTING)
Thanks.

1270
00:55:16,818 --> 00:55:18,820
(TONGAN PLAYERS HISSING)

1271
00:55:21,321 --> 00:55:23,791
Tonga, Tonga.
(PLAYERS MUTTERING)

1272
00:55:25,593 --> 00:55:28,428
(PLAYERS MAKING
KISSING SOUNDS)

1273
00:55:31,199 --> 00:55:33,400
(HISSING AND KISSING SOUNDS
STOPS)

1274
00:55:34,302 --> 00:55:35,636
Nice of you guys
to show up.

1275
00:55:35,670 --> 00:55:36,971
That's very kind.
Thank you.

1276
00:55:37,004 --> 00:55:38,172
It was an insult!

1277
00:55:38,206 --> 00:55:40,675
Oh, I should've known
you were going
to put a twist on it.

1278
00:55:40,708 --> 00:55:42,610
So, this is
the competition.

1279
00:55:43,978 --> 00:55:45,279
Nothing to worry about.

1280
00:55:45,313 --> 00:55:47,480
No. Things have changed.
We got a new coach.

1281
00:55:47,515 --> 00:55:49,617
Your coach is shit.
He's a failure.

1282
00:55:50,084 --> 00:55:52,854
He's just like you.

1283
00:55:52,887 --> 00:55:55,323
Obviously, you're trying
to get under our skin.

1284
00:55:55,355 --> 00:55:58,726
But American Samoan skin
is impenetrable. Okay?

1285
00:55:58,759 --> 00:56:01,361
Unless you got
a sharp object

1286
00:56:01,394 --> 00:56:06,033
like, um, scissors, um,
screwdriver, needle.

1287
00:56:06,067 --> 00:56:09,003
Anything that kind of
comes down to
a really sharp point.

1288
00:56:09,036 --> 00:56:09,971
(SCOFFS)

1289
00:56:10,004 --> 00:56:11,839
See you at the party.
(TONGAN PLAYERS HISSING)

1290
00:56:11,873 --> 00:56:14,809
Don't forget to bring
your mascot.
(CHUCKLES)

1291
00:56:16,544 --> 00:56:17,912
(PLAYERS MAKING
KISSING SOUNDS)

1292
00:56:22,817 --> 00:56:25,620
(TONGAN PLAYERS
SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)

1293
00:56:25,653 --> 00:56:28,289
"See you at the party later."
"See you
at the party later."

1294
00:56:28,322 --> 00:56:30,091
"See you at
the party later."
(CHUCKLES)

1295
00:56:30,124 --> 00:56:31,458
It's Arnold Schwarzenegger.

1296
00:56:32,392 --> 00:56:34,729
Oh, the glitz,
the glamour,

1297
00:56:34,762 --> 00:56:36,764
the little flowers
on the table!

1298
00:56:36,797 --> 00:56:38,165
Thomas,
isn't this wonderful?

1299
00:56:38,199 --> 00:56:41,501
Look, it's a veritable
who's that of world soccer.

1300
00:56:41,535 --> 00:56:44,338
Let's get out of here, T.
Hit the beach.

1301
00:56:44,372 --> 00:56:46,574
Six pack.
This isn't us.

1302
00:56:46,607 --> 00:56:48,609
We just got here.
The night's still young.

1303
00:56:48,643 --> 00:56:50,378
Oh, shit.
MEN: Hey!

1304
00:56:50,410 --> 00:56:53,114
There he is.
There he is.
T! T! (CHUCKLES)

1305
00:56:53,147 --> 00:56:55,316
KEITH: Good day, mate.
ANGUS: Fancy
seeing you here.

1306
00:56:55,349 --> 00:56:56,384
What's happening?
Hey! Hey!

1307
00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:57,518
Hi. All right.
Hi.

1308
00:56:57,551 --> 00:56:58,886
What's going on, huh?
Angus.

1309
00:56:58,920 --> 00:56:59,854
Hey!

1310
00:56:59,887 --> 00:57:01,389
Hey, give him
a bumming.
Give him a bumming.

1311
00:57:01,421 --> 00:57:03,124
Oh, yeah. Bumming!
Please.

1312
00:57:03,157 --> 00:57:05,660
That's enough!
That's enough!
There you go. Right-oh.

1313
00:57:05,693 --> 00:57:08,896
Settle down, mate.
It's good to see you.

1314
00:57:08,930 --> 00:57:13,466
Tavita, this is,
uh, Angus, Keith.
Socceroos.

1315
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:16,771
Oh, the Socceroos,
our arch nemesises.

1316
00:57:17,338 --> 00:57:19,240
Hey? What are you...?

1317
00:57:19,273 --> 00:57:20,440
ANGUS AND KEITH: Oh!

1318
00:57:20,473 --> 00:57:22,376
American Samoa.
(CHUCKLES)

1319
00:57:22,410 --> 00:57:23,878
We played in that game.
We played in that game.

1320
00:57:23,911 --> 00:57:25,346
Yeah, show him
your tattoo.
Tattoo!

1321
00:57:25,379 --> 00:57:26,647
Show him the tattoo,
show him the tattoo.

1322
00:57:26,681 --> 00:57:27,815
Wait, wait.
He doesn't show

1323
00:57:27,848 --> 00:57:29,016
anyone this.
Let me show you
the tattoo.

1324
00:57:29,984 --> 00:57:32,353
ANGUS AND KEITH: Oh!

1325
00:57:32,386 --> 00:57:35,790
♪ <i>31, 31♪</i>
♪ <i>31, 31, 31♪</i>

1326
00:57:35,823 --> 00:57:38,092
Ah, mate,
we've moved on.
Put it away.

1327
00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:39,794
No, we haven't.
It's part of
our heritage.

1328
00:57:39,827 --> 00:57:41,461
I'm putting it away.
So, hey?

1329
00:57:41,494 --> 00:57:43,664
Coaching American Samoa.

1330
00:57:43,698 --> 00:57:45,366
Took the job
that nobody wanted.

1331
00:57:45,399 --> 00:57:46,434
He hasn't even been...
Right! Good on ya.

1332
00:57:46,466 --> 00:57:47,535
...fired yet.
Hey, no, but seriously,

1333
00:57:47,568 --> 00:57:49,236
how they going?
You having a few wins?

1334
00:57:49,270 --> 00:57:50,438
KEITH: Yeah.

1335
00:57:50,470 --> 00:57:52,073
We're, you know,
we're...

1336
00:57:52,106 --> 00:57:54,275
ANGUS: Oi! A-Train.

1337
00:57:54,308 --> 00:57:56,043
Toot toot! (CHUCKLES)
KEITH: A-Train!

1338
00:57:56,644 --> 00:57:59,914
Hi.
Hey. Hey. Hey.

1339
00:57:59,947 --> 00:58:01,248
Oh. Oh.

1340
00:58:03,517 --> 00:58:05,920
You look good.
I missed you.

1341
00:58:05,953 --> 00:58:07,054
You look good.

1342
00:58:07,088 --> 00:58:08,222
ALEX: Hey, there he is.

1343
00:58:08,255 --> 00:58:10,091
Hey.
Alex. Hey.

1344
00:58:10,124 --> 00:58:12,560
You're looking
kind of tired.
Yes, I was going to say

1345
00:58:12,593 --> 00:58:14,562
he's looking pretty tired,
isn't he?
Jet lag.

1346
00:58:14,595 --> 00:58:16,831
Thank you.
Um, Tavita,

1347
00:58:16,864 --> 00:58:19,934
I'd like
to introduce you
to Gail, my wife.

1348
00:58:19,967 --> 00:58:21,202
Separated.
Oh.

1349
00:58:21,235 --> 00:58:27,375
And this is Alex.
Uh, my boss
and Gail's manfriend.

1350
00:58:27,408 --> 00:58:30,411
Mr. Alex,
on behalf of FFAS,
we just want to thank you

1351
00:58:30,444 --> 00:58:31,679
for sending us
this super coach.

1352
00:58:31,712 --> 00:58:34,315
He's really
turned things around.

1353
00:58:34,348 --> 00:58:37,551
Great. Hey,
can I talk to you
real quick outside?

1354
00:58:37,585 --> 00:58:38,619
Sure.
He wants to have a word

1355
00:58:38,652 --> 00:58:40,154
with you outside.

1356
00:58:40,187 --> 00:58:41,255
It won't take a second.

1357
00:58:43,657 --> 00:58:45,726
(PLAYERS SINGING IN SAMOAN)

1358
00:58:56,537 --> 00:58:58,806
(TONGAN PLAYERS LAUGHING)

1359
00:59:03,010 --> 00:59:04,011
Jaiyah!

1360
00:59:04,979 --> 00:59:07,048
Jaiyah!
(TONGAN PLAYERS LAUGH)

1361
00:59:08,517 --> 00:59:12,853
(EXHALES)
Man. I got to say,
really proud of you.

1362
00:59:12,887 --> 00:59:15,556
We never thought
you'd make it.
Congrats.

1363
00:59:15,589 --> 00:59:17,758
Thanks, Alex.
I mean, I don't know
what to say.

1364
00:59:17,792 --> 00:59:20,194
I'm so proud of what
we've done here.

1365
00:59:20,227 --> 00:59:21,862
Yeah. That's great.

1366
00:59:21,896 --> 00:59:23,631
Not that
it really matters
anymore.

1367
00:59:24,965 --> 00:59:26,333
What do you mean?

1368
00:59:26,367 --> 00:59:27,868
Don't worry about it.
It's just...

1369
00:59:28,736 --> 00:59:30,704
You have shown
real improvement

1370
00:59:30,738 --> 00:59:31,906
and that's what matters.

1371
00:59:31,939 --> 00:59:34,475
I'm going to find you
a real job after this.

1372
00:59:34,509 --> 00:59:35,843
Alex,
what are you saying?

1373
00:59:38,479 --> 00:59:40,181
Look, Thomas,
I once had this dog.

1374
00:59:40,214 --> 00:59:42,116
I know about the dog.
No, this is
a different dog.

1375
00:59:42,149 --> 00:59:44,218
You don't know this dog.
This dog was, uh,

1376
00:59:44,251 --> 00:59:45,486
this dog was
never any good.

1377
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:46,921
He was slow
and he couldn't run,

1378
00:59:46,954 --> 00:59:49,190
and he never
caught a stick
or did anything

1379
00:59:49,223 --> 00:59:53,160
and so,
the kindest thing to do
was to put him down.

1380
00:59:54,028 --> 00:59:55,729
So, we killed him.
Shot him.

1381
00:59:56,430 --> 00:59:58,799
The team is the dog?

1382
00:59:58,833 --> 01:00:01,135
Yeah, of course,
the team is the dog.
It's a metaphor.

1383
01:00:01,168 --> 01:00:03,938
How many dogs
do you think
I've killed?

1384
01:00:03,971 --> 01:00:09,176
Look, the herd
is only as fast
as its slowest animal.

1385
01:00:09,910 --> 01:00:12,847
That's like
circle-of-life shit.

1386
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,015
Well, I believe
we can score a goal.

1387
01:00:15,049 --> 01:00:17,685
A goal?
Who gives a shit
about a goal?

1388
01:00:17,718 --> 01:00:19,086
What if we win
the match?

1389
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:20,788
(CHUCKLES) Come on.

1390
01:00:20,821 --> 01:00:23,624
I don't think
they have a word
in their language for win.

1391
01:00:23,657 --> 01:00:27,695
Look, man. Soccer is
not in their DNA.
They're weak.

1392
01:00:27,728 --> 01:00:30,064
No, Alex.
They are not weak.

1393
01:00:30,097 --> 01:00:31,899
Some of the sacrifices
these players have made,

1394
01:00:31,932 --> 01:00:35,870
I mean, I'm talking about
life-altering sacrifices.

1395
01:00:35,903 --> 01:00:37,506
Look, I wish there was
something I could say

1396
01:00:37,539 --> 01:00:41,308
that would magically
make you feel better
about this. Oh...

1397
01:00:43,512 --> 01:00:44,712
<i>Hakuna matata.</i>

1398
01:00:44,745 --> 01:00:46,947
(DRUMS PLAYING
IN THE DISTANCE)

1399
01:00:48,649 --> 01:00:50,851
(PLAYERS SINGING IN SAMOAN)

1400
01:00:59,628 --> 01:01:00,661
COACH D'AMATO: (ON TV)
<i>The biggest battle</i>

1401
01:01:00,694 --> 01:01:02,329
<i>of our professional lives</i>

1402
01:01:02,363 --> 01:01:04,031
<i>all comes down to today.</i>

1403
01:01:04,599 --> 01:01:05,833
<i>Now, either</i>

1404
01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:10,337
<i>we heal as a team</i>

1405
01:01:10,371 --> 01:01:13,040
<i>or we're going to crumble...</i>
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

1406
01:01:13,073 --> 01:01:17,077
<i>...inch by inch, play by play,</i>
<i>till we're finished.</i>

1407
01:01:17,678 --> 01:01:19,380
<i>We're in hell right now.</i>

1408
01:01:19,413 --> 01:01:21,583
<i>We can stay here,</i>
<i>get the shit</i>
<i>kicked out of us...</i>

1409
01:01:21,616 --> 01:01:22,651
Hi.
Hey.

1410
01:01:22,683 --> 01:01:24,818
Nightcap?
Sure.

1411
01:01:24,852 --> 01:01:26,754
Let's go.
<i>We can fight</i>
<i>our way back...</i>

1412
01:01:26,787 --> 01:01:29,323
Oh, right.
<i>...into the light.</i>

1413
01:01:29,356 --> 01:01:31,292
<i>We can climb out of hell...</i>

1414
01:01:32,927 --> 01:01:34,695
THOMAS: You know,
I think island life

1415
01:01:34,728 --> 01:01:37,097
has had a real effect on me.

1416
01:01:37,131 --> 01:01:41,468
I feel like a new man.
Kind of Zen.

1417
01:01:41,502 --> 01:01:42,803
You seem the same.

1418
01:01:43,337 --> 01:01:45,206
Really?
Mm-hmm.

1419
01:01:45,239 --> 01:01:46,340
Are you happy?

1420
01:01:46,373 --> 01:01:48,008
I feel terrific.

1421
01:01:48,042 --> 01:01:49,810
Tomorrow, we're going
to lose the match.

1422
01:01:49,843 --> 01:01:51,178
Oh, come on.
And get kicked out

1423
01:01:51,212 --> 01:01:53,814
of International Football.
You don't really think that.

1424
01:01:53,847 --> 01:01:55,316
Pretty much the end
of my career.

1425
01:01:55,349 --> 01:01:56,651
You're the best.

1426
01:01:56,685 --> 01:01:57,885
I'm a laughingstock.

1427
01:01:57,918 --> 01:01:59,621
You're a real buzzkill.

1428
01:01:59,654 --> 01:02:01,388
Oh, no.
Yeah.

1429
01:02:01,422 --> 01:02:04,124
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1430
01:02:04,158 --> 01:02:05,459
This is fun.

1431
01:02:05,492 --> 01:02:06,794
This is fun.

1432
01:02:07,228 --> 01:02:08,395
I miss you.

1433
01:02:08,429 --> 01:02:09,797
I miss you too.

1434
01:02:10,497 --> 01:02:11,732
I love you.

1435
01:02:11,765 --> 01:02:14,468
You define love
as wanting
to be wanted.

1436
01:02:14,501 --> 01:02:16,103
You just don't want
to be alone.

1437
01:02:16,136 --> 01:02:19,006
Yeah? That's
the definition of love.

1438
01:02:20,609 --> 01:02:22,142
I'll always have
a broken heart,

1439
01:02:22,176 --> 01:02:23,210
but I'm moving.

1440
01:02:24,512 --> 01:02:25,946
Trying to move on.

1441
01:02:26,981 --> 01:02:28,550
It's been two years
and I don't think

1442
01:02:28,583 --> 01:02:30,184
you're even
talking about it.

1443
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:34,021
What's there
to talk about?

1444
01:02:38,158 --> 01:02:40,394
All right,
let's not talk then.

1445
01:02:40,427 --> 01:02:41,630
Come on, old man.

1446
01:02:41,663 --> 01:02:45,332
Oh, God.
Are we doing this?
Really?

1447
01:02:45,366 --> 01:02:46,500
GAIL: Come on.
Okay.

1448
01:02:46,534 --> 01:02:47,868
GAIL: I bet
you can't get it.

1449
01:02:47,901 --> 01:02:49,036
THOMAS: Well, you're supposed
to put it on the ground.

1450
01:02:49,069 --> 01:02:50,771
(GAIL CHUCKLES)
It's called football.

1451
01:02:52,339 --> 01:02:53,274
Hey!

1452
01:02:53,307 --> 01:02:55,976
GAIL: (CHUCKLES)
Don't tell me what to do.

1453
01:02:56,010 --> 01:02:58,946
TAVITA: You have
a very fascinating
family dynamic, Thomas.

1454
01:02:58,979 --> 01:03:01,148
You know,
I saw this German film.

1455
01:03:01,181 --> 01:03:03,217
And they seemed to have
a similar arrangement.

1456
01:03:03,250 --> 01:03:07,154
You know, there was
this one woman
and all these guys.

1457
01:03:07,187 --> 01:03:09,823
I couldn't figure out
which one was married
to her

1458
01:03:09,857 --> 01:03:12,259
because they were
all acting like they were

1459
01:03:12,293 --> 01:03:13,961
married to her.
ACE: Lovely jogging.

1460
01:03:13,994 --> 01:03:15,296
Best one
I've seen yet.

1461
01:03:19,366 --> 01:03:20,467
DARU: Hey, it's Nicky!

1462
01:03:20,501 --> 01:03:23,470
Oh, Christmas
has come early.
It's Nicky Salapu!

1463
01:03:23,505 --> 01:03:24,773
Nicky Salapu!
Nicky!

1464
01:03:24,805 --> 01:03:27,007
(NICKY CHUCKLES)
(PLAYERS EXCLAIMING)

1465
01:03:28,442 --> 01:03:29,778
Where did he come from?

1466
01:03:29,810 --> 01:03:30,944
Nicky Salapu.

1467
01:03:30,978 --> 01:03:32,212
THOMAS: Okay, okay.
Yes!

1468
01:03:32,246 --> 01:03:34,248
THOMAS: Guys, come on,
come on. Leave him alone.

1469
01:03:34,281 --> 01:03:35,517
Let's go, let's go.
ACE: Come on,

1470
01:03:35,550 --> 01:03:37,051
do your stretching.
Let's get
some breakfast,

1471
01:03:37,084 --> 01:03:38,886
and, uh, hydrate.
That way.

1472
01:03:38,919 --> 01:03:39,987
In that order.

1473
01:03:40,020 --> 01:03:41,623
(PLAYERS CHATTERING)

1474
01:03:41,656 --> 01:03:42,890
You made it.

1475
01:03:42,923 --> 01:03:45,859
I guess, uh, my speech
actually had some effect?

1476
01:03:45,893 --> 01:03:47,828
Well, no.

1477
01:03:47,861 --> 01:03:49,897
Actually, I did some
research on you,
and it

1478
01:03:49,930 --> 01:03:52,399
turns out you're
a bigger loser
than I am.

1479
01:03:52,433 --> 01:03:56,136
Yeah, I mean, you've failed
so many times or been fired.

1480
01:03:56,170 --> 01:03:57,871
It actually makes me feel
better about being

1481
01:03:57,905 --> 01:03:59,406
the worst goalkeeper
in the world.

1482
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:00,474
Oh.

1483
01:04:00,508 --> 01:04:02,409
(LIPS TRILLING)

1484
01:04:03,077 --> 01:04:05,279
(TONGAN PLAYERS SHOUTING)

1485
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:08,482
(PLAYERS MAKING
KISSING SOUNDS)

1486
01:04:11,786 --> 01:04:13,987
(TONGAN PLAYERS HISSING)

1487
01:04:21,295 --> 01:04:23,665
(KISSING SOUNDS
AND HISSING STOPS)

1488
01:04:23,698 --> 01:04:25,065
American Samoa,

1489
01:04:25,099 --> 01:04:29,002
in a few hours we will see you
on the field with Tonga!

1490
01:04:29,036 --> 01:04:31,372
Tonga!
TONGAN TEAM: Tonga!

1491
01:04:31,405 --> 01:04:35,909
Tonga, in a few hours,
you meet American Samoa

1492
01:04:36,944 --> 01:04:38,345
on the field.

1493
01:04:38,879 --> 01:04:40,582
Also.

1494
01:04:40,615 --> 01:04:42,983
(TONGAN TEAM LAUGHING)

1495
01:04:45,620 --> 01:04:46,954
(LAUGHING STOPS)

1496
01:04:46,987 --> 01:04:48,656
Tonga! Move it out!

1497
01:04:49,490 --> 01:04:51,258
(TONGAN PLAYERS HISSING)

1498
01:04:51,291 --> 01:04:53,227
(PLAYERS MAKING
KISSING SOUNDS, STOPS)

1499
01:04:53,260 --> 01:04:55,963
All right, guys.
They're scared.

1500
01:04:55,996 --> 01:04:58,465
(PLAYERS AGREEING)

1501
01:04:58,499 --> 01:05:00,602
COMMENTATOR: <i>Welcome</i>
<i>to today's World Cup</i>

1502
01:05:00,635 --> 01:05:04,606
<i>qualifying match between Tonga</i>
<i>and American Samoa.</i>

1503
01:05:04,639 --> 01:05:05,673
Thank you.

1504
01:05:06,206 --> 01:05:07,207
Thank you.

1505
01:05:07,241 --> 01:05:08,877
Here's your seat, darling.
Here's your seat.

1506
01:05:08,909 --> 01:05:12,079
Hi, fellas.
Alligator!
How are ya?

1507
01:05:14,181 --> 01:05:15,482
(THOMAS CLEARS THROAT)

1508
01:05:17,184 --> 01:05:18,686
Don't know what
to say, really.

1509
01:05:19,754 --> 01:05:23,023
A few minutes
to the biggest battle

1510
01:05:23,056 --> 01:05:24,491
of our professional lives.

1511
01:05:25,159 --> 01:05:26,594
All comes down
to today.

1512
01:05:28,696 --> 01:05:31,699
Now, either we heal
as a team.

1513
01:05:33,066 --> 01:05:36,437
Or we're going
to crumble,
inch by inch,

1514
01:05:36,470 --> 01:05:39,072
play by play,
till we're finished.

1515
01:05:39,106 --> 01:05:41,876
Hang on.
That's the <i>Any Given</i>
<i>Sunday</i> speech.

1516
01:05:41,910 --> 01:05:43,110
(PLAYERS AGREEING)

1517
01:05:44,344 --> 01:05:45,647
No, Daru.

1518
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:50,384
So, I'd like you to see
this space as a safe space

1519
01:05:50,417 --> 01:05:52,319
where you can share
your stories,

1520
01:05:52,352 --> 01:05:55,088
your thoughts,
hopes and dreams.

1521
01:05:56,524 --> 01:05:58,125
So, please. Anyone.

1522
01:06:03,330 --> 01:06:06,033
Hey, what's up,
everybody?
It's me, Smiley.

1523
01:06:06,066 --> 01:06:07,334
PLAYER: Hey, Smiley.

1524
01:06:07,367 --> 01:06:09,737
Um, it's funny you guys
call me Smiley.

1525
01:06:09,771 --> 01:06:10,971
I don't really
smile much

1526
01:06:11,004 --> 01:06:12,674
outside of
this place.

1527
01:06:14,208 --> 01:06:15,309
As some of you
may know,

1528
01:06:15,342 --> 01:06:17,978
I had a pretty rough year
this past year

1529
01:06:18,011 --> 01:06:20,347
after both my parents
got arrested for...

1530
01:06:20,380 --> 01:06:21,583
Let's go, guys,
time to play.

1531
01:06:23,183 --> 01:06:25,252
Another time,
Smiley.

1532
01:06:25,285 --> 01:06:27,421
Okay, guys, we've done
the hard work.

1533
01:06:27,454 --> 01:06:29,256
Let's do this!

1534
01:06:29,289 --> 01:06:31,391
Wait a minute,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

1535
01:06:31,425 --> 01:06:32,359
Where's Jaiyah?

1536
01:06:32,392 --> 01:06:34,995
(TEAM CHATTERING)
Jaiyah, where is she?

1537
01:06:35,028 --> 01:06:36,230
Where's Jaiyah?

1538
01:06:37,364 --> 01:06:39,767
(SNIFFLING)

1539
01:06:39,801 --> 01:06:42,269
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

1540
01:06:42,302 --> 01:06:43,605
(JAIYAH GROANS
IN FRUSTRATION)

1541
01:06:43,638 --> 01:06:45,339
Jaiyah! What's going on?

1542
01:06:45,372 --> 01:06:47,074
(SIGHS)
Go away, coach.

1543
01:06:47,809 --> 01:06:50,077
What's wrong?
I just... (SOBS)

1544
01:06:50,110 --> 01:06:54,181
You know what?
Pregame nerves.
Totally normal.

1545
01:06:54,782 --> 01:06:56,751
Pregame nerves.

1546
01:06:56,784 --> 01:06:59,052
Everybody gets them.
Hey, hey, hey,

1547
01:06:59,086 --> 01:07:01,088
come on, come on.
Oi, hey, hey.

1548
01:07:01,121 --> 01:07:03,725
(SOBBING)
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1549
01:07:04,626 --> 01:07:06,761
What is it?
Hey, talk to me.

1550
01:07:09,797 --> 01:07:11,498
I went off my hormones.

1551
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:15,235
I went off my hormones
so I could perform better.

1552
01:07:15,837 --> 01:07:17,437
For you and for the boys.

1553
01:07:17,471 --> 01:07:19,306
And now I don't feel
like myself.

1554
01:07:19,339 --> 01:07:22,644
I feel ugly.
And everyone
knows it. And...

1555
01:07:22,677 --> 01:07:24,044
I feel crazy.

1556
01:07:24,077 --> 01:07:27,114
And I can't do this,
coach, I can't.

1557
01:07:27,147 --> 01:07:29,617
Hey, hey?
(SNIFFLING)

1558
01:07:29,651 --> 01:07:31,920
Look at me.
Keep your head up,
keep your head up.

1559
01:07:31,953 --> 01:07:34,421
Come on,
keep your head up.
Be proud.

1560
01:07:34,454 --> 01:07:36,591
You inspire
those players in there.

1561
01:07:37,224 --> 01:07:38,626
I can't inspire them.

1562
01:07:39,159 --> 01:07:40,595
I need your help.

1563
01:07:43,096 --> 01:07:44,532
They're not going
to follow me.

1564
01:07:46,066 --> 01:07:47,535
But they will follow you.

1565
01:07:49,837 --> 01:07:51,405
Will you do me a favor,

1566
01:07:51,438 --> 01:07:53,373
and lead them out
onto the pitch?

1567
01:08:01,049 --> 01:08:03,250
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1568
01:08:03,985 --> 01:08:05,185
Yeah?

1569
01:08:05,954 --> 01:08:07,454
Come on. Up you get.

1570
01:08:10,223 --> 01:08:12,292
Let's get you ready.

1571
01:08:12,326 --> 01:08:16,496
Okay, right. Let's fix
your hair, here.

1572
01:08:17,197 --> 01:08:19,299
Yeah. That's nice.

1573
01:08:19,333 --> 01:08:23,203
Yeah,
that looks terrible.
It's kind of nice.

1574
01:08:23,236 --> 01:08:25,238
It's the way
I used to do
my daughter's hair.

1575
01:08:25,272 --> 01:08:26,874
She liked it.
(CHUCKLES)

1576
01:08:26,908 --> 01:08:28,543
Well, she was
probably lying to you.

1577
01:08:29,544 --> 01:08:30,545
Very possible.

1578
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:33,781
You okay?
I'm okay.

1579
01:08:33,815 --> 01:08:34,816
Okay.

1580
01:08:36,851 --> 01:08:38,118
I'll see you
out there.

1581
01:08:41,589 --> 01:08:42,590
(SIGHS)

1582
01:08:44,092 --> 01:08:46,293
(DRUMS PLAYING)
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

1583
01:08:56,169 --> 01:08:58,472
(BREATHING DEEPLY)

1584
01:09:02,209 --> 01:09:04,411
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1585
01:09:18,893 --> 01:09:20,895
(CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

1586
01:09:25,533 --> 01:09:27,101
(IN ENGLISH) American Samoa!

1587
01:09:27,135 --> 01:09:29,671
(TEAM EXCLAIMS)

1588
01:09:29,704 --> 01:09:31,706
(CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

1589
01:10:19,486 --> 01:10:21,288
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

1590
01:10:29,296 --> 01:10:31,766
(TONGAN TEAM CHANTING
IN OTHER LANGUAGE)

1591
01:10:31,799 --> 01:10:34,569
(IN ENGLISH)
Hey, boss. I got these
made up for us.

1592
01:10:34,602 --> 01:10:35,703
For you and me.

1593
01:10:35,737 --> 01:10:39,306
The two Miyagis.
Yeah. Two Miyagis.

1594
01:10:40,307 --> 01:10:42,242
CASHIER: Shh, shh, shh!

1595
01:10:42,275 --> 01:10:43,544
Hey, hey, hey.
(SPEAKS SAMOAN)

1596
01:10:43,578 --> 01:10:45,012
(IN ENGLISH)
It's starting,
it's starting. Shh.

1597
01:10:47,347 --> 01:10:48,983
I'm embarrassed
already.

1598
01:10:53,253 --> 01:10:54,956
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

1599
01:10:56,423 --> 01:10:57,892
(PLAYER 1 EXCLAIMS)

1600
01:11:00,027 --> 01:11:01,696
MAN: Let's go, boys.

1601
01:11:04,431 --> 01:11:06,266
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1602
01:11:08,069 --> 01:11:10,138
THOMAS: Excellent.
Yes, Jaiyah.

1603
01:11:10,171 --> 01:11:11,806
Open it, give him
some space.

1604
01:11:12,673 --> 01:11:14,142
(THOMAS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

1605
01:11:14,175 --> 01:11:15,275
ACE: Go, Jonah!
Hit it!

1606
01:11:15,308 --> 01:11:17,779
Go, Jonah!
THOMAS: Kick it!

1607
01:11:17,812 --> 01:11:19,312
(GROANS)

1608
01:11:20,681 --> 01:11:22,315
This close.
It was this close.

1609
01:11:22,349 --> 01:11:24,317
Here we go again.

1610
01:11:25,219 --> 01:11:26,821
Watch, watch, watch.

1611
01:11:26,854 --> 01:11:27,922
I got him! I got him!

1612
01:11:27,955 --> 01:11:29,157
RUTH: Go, Daru!

1613
01:11:29,190 --> 01:11:30,825
THOMAS: Daru,
stay on your feet!

1614
01:11:30,858 --> 01:11:31,893
Stay on your feet!

1615
01:11:33,161 --> 01:11:35,530
Hold that back line.
ACE: Yeah.

1616
01:11:35,563 --> 01:11:37,865
Squeeze him, Jaiyah!
Don't let him roll you.

1617
01:11:39,801 --> 01:11:41,035
Come out, Nicky!

1618
01:11:41,068 --> 01:11:42,502
Come on, Nicky,
you can do it!

1619
01:11:43,271 --> 01:11:44,806
(GRUNTS)
THOMAS: Good, good.

1620
01:11:44,839 --> 01:11:46,174
That's it.

1621
01:11:46,207 --> 01:11:48,509
Jaiyah! Don't let him
roll you like that.

1622
01:11:49,710 --> 01:11:50,711
It's okay.

1623
01:11:52,547 --> 01:11:54,982
Guys, guys! Go, go, go!

1624
01:11:55,016 --> 01:11:56,951
Pass it off! Pass it off!

1625
01:11:56,984 --> 01:11:59,654
Find the player.
Come on, Samson.

1626
01:11:59,687 --> 01:12:01,255
ACE: Samson!
THOMAS: Hunt him down.

1627
01:12:01,289 --> 01:12:03,456
First try, Jonah.
First try!

1628
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:07,228
(GROANS)

1629
01:12:07,261 --> 01:12:08,729
Not your day,
mate.

1630
01:12:09,230 --> 01:12:10,330
Shut up!

1631
01:12:10,363 --> 01:12:11,732
Don't get fired,
mate.

1632
01:12:11,766 --> 01:12:13,868
Get back, back, back!
Back!

1633
01:12:15,102 --> 01:12:16,403
Come on, come on,
come on.

1634
01:12:17,071 --> 01:12:18,606
Beat him to it.

1635
01:12:18,639 --> 01:12:20,473
(TONGAN PLAYER GRUNTS)
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

1636
01:12:20,508 --> 01:12:23,410
THOMAS: Daru, what was that?
Sorry. I'm sorry.

1637
01:12:23,443 --> 01:12:24,912
Come on!
THOMAS: Bring it in!

1638
01:12:24,946 --> 01:12:26,346
Bring it in. Come on.

1639
01:12:27,380 --> 01:12:30,051
Rambo, switch with Vegas.
Daru, be careful.

1640
01:12:30,084 --> 01:12:31,786
Nicole,
I need you to...
Nicole?

1641
01:12:31,819 --> 01:12:34,689
Jaiyah, I need you
to control
that back line.

1642
01:12:34,722 --> 01:12:36,456
You have
to communicate!

1643
01:12:36,489 --> 01:12:38,960
Now, I made you captain.
Now own it. Let's go!

1644
01:12:38,993 --> 01:12:40,061
Okay, coach.
Come on, team!

1645
01:12:40,094 --> 01:12:41,195
Let's go, team!

1646
01:12:41,229 --> 01:12:42,429
Let's go, team!

1647
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:46,968
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

1648
01:12:47,668 --> 01:12:50,370
(GRUNTS)
Keep going.

1649
01:12:50,403 --> 01:12:52,306
Go. Pass, pass.
Pass.

1650
01:12:52,340 --> 01:12:53,774
(SPECTATORS GROAN)

1651
01:12:54,575 --> 01:12:57,945
Pass it. Support him.
What the...

1652
01:12:59,313 --> 01:13:01,414
REFEREE: Coach.
Okay.

1653
01:13:07,121 --> 01:13:08,356
Shit!

1654
01:13:08,388 --> 01:13:09,991
(CHUCKLES)

1655
01:13:11,491 --> 01:13:15,096
Jaiyah,
hold that back line!
Where are you going?

1656
01:13:22,136 --> 01:13:24,138
(PLAYERS SHOUTING)

1657
01:13:25,907 --> 01:13:27,508
Ah! Shit.

1658
01:13:33,547 --> 01:13:35,082
SPECTATOR: Let's go, Rambo.
Come on.

1659
01:13:36,851 --> 01:13:37,985
(GROANS)

1660
01:13:41,488 --> 01:13:42,690
(DARU GRUNTS)

1661
01:13:50,264 --> 01:13:52,166
(SPECTATORS EXCLAIM)
(NICKY GRUNTS)

1662
01:13:52,199 --> 01:13:53,668
(CHEERING)

1663
01:13:53,701 --> 01:13:56,037
COMMENTATOR: <i>Goal!</i>
SPECTATORS: No!

1664
01:13:56,070 --> 01:13:57,838
Oh, shit! Fuck!

1665
01:13:57,872 --> 01:13:59,707
(ALL GROANING)

1666
01:14:03,411 --> 01:14:04,679
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

1667
01:14:04,712 --> 01:14:06,380
COMMENTATOR:
<i>And that's halftime.</i>

1668
01:14:06,414 --> 01:14:09,216
<i>Tonga takes a one nil lead</i>
<i>into the half.</i>

1669
01:14:16,390 --> 01:14:17,591
(THOMAS GRUNTS)

1670
01:14:23,965 --> 01:14:25,967
(TEAM CHATTERING)

1671
01:14:33,607 --> 01:14:34,842
(YELLING)
Shut up!

1672
01:14:35,443 --> 01:14:36,711
Sit down!

1673
01:14:38,379 --> 01:14:40,448
What the hell is
going on out there?

1674
01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:42,083
What about all the training?

1675
01:14:42,116 --> 01:14:44,218
This is bullshit.

1676
01:14:44,251 --> 01:14:47,855
I would've killed
to play international soccer.

1677
01:14:47,888 --> 01:14:50,858
But you losers don't seem
to give two shits.

1678
01:14:50,891 --> 01:14:52,059
You're losers!

1679
01:14:53,194 --> 01:14:54,261
JONAH: I'm sorry, coach.

1680
01:14:55,296 --> 01:14:56,564
We're just
not feeling it.

1681
01:14:56,597 --> 01:14:58,766
(MOCKINGLY) "Sorry, coach.
I'm just not feeling it."

1682
01:14:58,799 --> 01:15:01,869
What does that mean,
"not feeling it"?
Nothing!

1683
01:15:01,902 --> 01:15:03,838
It does mean something,
Thomas.

1684
01:15:03,871 --> 01:15:06,073
Feeling is
very important
to us.

1685
01:15:06,107 --> 01:15:07,908
It's not that
we've forgotten
what you have taught us.

1686
01:15:07,942 --> 01:15:11,045
It's... it's just that
we've taken
too much to heart.

1687
01:15:11,078 --> 01:15:13,848
It's too tense.
We keep thinking
we might win.

1688
01:15:14,615 --> 01:15:15,950
We've never fought
like that before.

1689
01:15:15,983 --> 01:15:17,885
Well, don't worry.
Because that's
not gonna happen

1690
01:15:17,918 --> 01:15:19,587
the way you're playing.
Trust me.

1691
01:15:19,620 --> 01:15:21,822
(SPEAKING SAMOAN)

1692
01:15:28,329 --> 01:15:30,231
Yeah. Ah, Samson says

1693
01:15:30,264 --> 01:15:32,299
the guys are really
stressed out.

1694
01:15:32,333 --> 01:15:33,667
And stress
is a silent killer.

1695
01:15:33,701 --> 01:15:34,735
It's like when
the Predator...

1696
01:15:34,769 --> 01:15:37,038
THOMAS: Really?
ACE: Yeah.

1697
01:15:37,071 --> 01:15:40,241
Great. Perfect.
I give up.
Sick of this shit.

1698
01:15:41,375 --> 01:15:42,610
Good luck.

1699
01:15:49,216 --> 01:15:52,420
Mr. Rongen?
Mr. Rongen.

1700
01:15:52,453 --> 01:15:55,456
What? What do you want
from me, Tavita?

1701
01:15:55,489 --> 01:15:57,625
Look, I like you.
But I'm done.

1702
01:15:57,658 --> 01:15:58,893
I got to get off
this island.

1703
01:15:58,926 --> 01:16:00,027
And you're not going
to change my mind

1704
01:16:00,061 --> 01:16:02,129
with any stories
of marinated fish.

1705
01:16:02,163 --> 01:16:04,698
I'm not here to talk
about marinated fish.

1706
01:16:04,732 --> 01:16:06,535
But I want you
to be happy.

1707
01:16:06,567 --> 01:16:09,236
I'm not happy.
I'm not a happy person.

1708
01:16:09,270 --> 01:16:10,237
And I hate
to break it to you,

1709
01:16:10,271 --> 01:16:12,273
but you're not going
to get your "one goal."

1710
01:16:13,107 --> 01:16:14,008
That's all right.

1711
01:16:14,041 --> 01:16:16,677
I'm kind of used to that
by now, Mr. Rongen.

1712
01:16:16,710 --> 01:16:18,012
It's not my fault, man.
I tried.

1713
01:16:18,045 --> 01:16:19,514
I know, I know.
They don't listen to me.

1714
01:16:19,548 --> 01:16:20,781
I know.
It's over!

1715
01:16:20,815 --> 01:16:23,584
They're shutting you down.
Oh. That I did not know.

1716
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:27,788
(SIGHS) That will be
why Mr. Alex is here.

1717
01:16:29,356 --> 01:16:30,591
(TAVITA SIGHS)

1718
01:16:31,125 --> 01:16:32,460
Oh, well.

1719
01:16:32,493 --> 01:16:33,727
On the bright side,

1720
01:16:33,761 --> 01:16:36,497
I got to go
on a tropical island getaway.

1721
01:16:36,531 --> 01:16:39,100
Take in the sights
with my friend, Thomas.

1722
01:16:40,201 --> 01:16:41,235
What is it with you?

1723
01:16:42,036 --> 01:16:43,737
Why are you always
so positive?

1724
01:16:43,771 --> 01:16:45,639
It's sickening.

1725
01:16:45,673 --> 01:16:47,608
You should coach them.
They believe in you.

1726
01:16:47,641 --> 01:16:48,776
They believe in you.

1727
01:16:48,809 --> 01:16:50,711
But you have to show them
who you are.

1728
01:16:50,744 --> 01:16:52,913
They don't know you.
You don't talk to them.

1729
01:16:52,947 --> 01:16:54,715
Ever since you got
to our island,

1730
01:16:54,748 --> 01:16:55,950
you've been
somewhere else.

1731
01:16:55,983 --> 01:16:57,818
Even now,
you're somewhere else.

1732
01:16:57,852 --> 01:16:58,919
Maybe it's in the past,

1733
01:16:58,953 --> 01:17:01,088
because you thought
you were happier then.

1734
01:17:01,122 --> 01:17:04,058
But I think you could
be happy here, now.

1735
01:17:04,091 --> 01:17:06,060
But you actually have
to be here, now.

1736
01:17:09,029 --> 01:17:10,030
I can't win.

1737
01:17:11,065 --> 01:17:12,066
Then lose.

1738
01:17:13,901 --> 01:17:15,302
But don't lose alone.

1739
01:17:16,237 --> 01:17:17,404
Lose with us.

1740
01:17:18,806 --> 01:17:20,374
And there's always
the second half.

1741
01:17:21,442 --> 01:17:22,810
That's another chance.

1742
01:17:24,678 --> 01:17:26,347
Second halves
everywhere.

1743
01:17:26,380 --> 01:17:28,382
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1744
01:17:34,054 --> 01:17:36,090
(TEAM CHATTERING)

1745
01:17:42,496 --> 01:17:44,698
THOMAS: Right.
Get rid of it.

1746
01:17:44,732 --> 01:17:46,267
This is all nonsense.

1747
01:17:47,334 --> 01:17:48,702
(THOMAS GRUNTS)

1748
01:17:59,614 --> 01:18:00,814
(EXHALES)

1749
01:18:02,584 --> 01:18:04,752
Mmm. Okay.

1750
01:18:06,187 --> 01:18:08,889
Shouldn't have, uh,
called you losers.

1751
01:18:08,923 --> 01:18:11,292
Um, it's not true.
You're not.

1752
01:18:13,460 --> 01:18:14,461
I'm the loser.

1753
01:18:17,998 --> 01:18:20,602
So, (CLEARS THROAT)
two years ago,

1754
01:18:20,635 --> 01:18:23,170
I lost my daughter
in a car accident.

1755
01:18:23,204 --> 01:18:24,371
Her name was Nicole.

1756
01:18:27,308 --> 01:18:28,375
And that's her hat.

1757
01:18:32,780 --> 01:18:33,981
She was the greatest,
you know.

1758
01:18:34,014 --> 01:18:37,451
She was, um,
bright and funny,
and, uh,

1759
01:18:37,484 --> 01:18:40,020
she loved soccer.
She loved it.

1760
01:18:42,557 --> 01:18:44,758
We used to sit up
and talk about the game.

1761
01:18:44,792 --> 01:18:45,993
Most nights.

1762
01:18:47,328 --> 01:18:48,896
And then, uh,

1763
01:18:48,929 --> 01:18:50,599
one day, she was
on her way to practice

1764
01:18:50,632 --> 01:18:53,100
and she lost control
and crashed.

1765
01:18:53,767 --> 01:18:54,969
That was it.

1766
01:18:55,769 --> 01:18:56,971
She was gone.

1767
01:18:58,707 --> 01:19:00,107
I lost my baby.

1768
01:19:00,741 --> 01:19:02,510
(SNIFFLES) Sorry. Okay.

1769
01:19:04,613 --> 01:19:06,847
I guess, I got pretty angry
at the world

1770
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:09,718
but mainly, I was angry
at myself. Maybe...

1771
01:19:09,750 --> 01:19:13,020
if I took her to practice,
she'd still be here.

1772
01:19:13,053 --> 01:19:15,956
(EXHALES)
Maybe if I was there
for her a bit more.

1773
01:19:16,357 --> 01:19:17,424
A lot of maybes.

1774
01:19:20,294 --> 01:19:21,630
Why'd I take this job?

1775
01:19:21,663 --> 01:19:23,565
For the challenge? No.

1776
01:19:23,598 --> 01:19:24,699
I couldn't give two shits

1777
01:19:24,733 --> 01:19:25,766
about turning
this team around.

1778
01:19:25,799 --> 01:19:28,536
I was, uh, forced
to take it.

1779
01:19:29,503 --> 01:19:31,606
It was the only job
I could get.

1780
01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:34,141
And I didn't want it, guys.

1781
01:19:34,174 --> 01:19:36,544
You know, I thought
I was better than you.

1782
01:19:39,346 --> 01:19:43,317
And fact of the matter is,
you don't need me at all.

1783
01:19:43,350 --> 01:19:44,785
You're already perfect.

1784
01:19:46,287 --> 01:19:49,490
So basically, my advice
to you would be,

1785
01:19:49,524 --> 01:19:50,525
"Don't listen to me."

1786
01:19:51,825 --> 01:19:54,428
Go out there
and do what you do.

1787
01:19:54,461 --> 01:19:56,531
Or don't do it.

1788
01:19:56,564 --> 01:19:58,499
Whatever. You know?

1789
01:19:59,233 --> 01:20:00,267
You've reminded me

1790
01:20:00,301 --> 01:20:03,237
that I've always loved playing
more than winning.

1791
01:20:03,804 --> 01:20:06,040
So, enjoy this match.

1792
01:20:06,073 --> 01:20:08,275
I mean, life's short.
Football's a game.

1793
01:20:09,209 --> 01:20:11,145
I just want you all
to be happy.

1794
01:20:14,549 --> 01:20:16,150
But we want
to win, coach.

1795
01:20:18,452 --> 01:20:19,820
Then be happy.

1796
01:20:29,430 --> 01:20:31,432
(SINGING IN SAMOAN)

1797
01:21:11,171 --> 01:21:12,172
(SNIFFLES)

1798
01:21:30,592 --> 01:21:32,594
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

1799
01:21:39,366 --> 01:21:41,402
(IN ENGLISH)
Coach, nice pep talk.

1800
01:21:42,936 --> 01:21:45,139
(SINGING CONTINUES)

1801
01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:07,094
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

1802
01:22:07,127 --> 01:22:09,296
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

1803
01:22:11,498 --> 01:22:15,135
Hey, Chief, got any
spare chicken, there?

1804
01:22:15,169 --> 01:22:17,237
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1805
01:22:21,175 --> 01:22:22,677
THOMAS: No pressure.

1806
01:22:22,710 --> 01:22:24,011
Enjoy yourselves.

1807
01:22:24,044 --> 01:22:25,245
It's just a game.

1808
01:22:25,279 --> 01:22:27,448
(PLAYER 2 SPEAKING SAMOAN)

1809
01:22:27,481 --> 01:22:28,817
THOMAS: (IN ENGLISH)
Life is good.

1810
01:22:28,850 --> 01:22:30,552
ACE: Yes, Jaiyah. Yeah.

1811
01:22:31,686 --> 01:22:32,887
Oh, good kicking!

1812
01:22:32,921 --> 01:22:34,188
Push up, push up, push up.

1813
01:22:35,088 --> 01:22:36,290
THOMAS: Look for it.

1814
01:22:41,863 --> 01:22:43,063
(MUSIC STOPS)

1815
01:22:46,066 --> 01:22:48,202
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1816
01:22:48,870 --> 01:22:51,071
(EXHALES)

1817
01:22:55,242 --> 01:22:57,010
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

1818
01:23:00,147 --> 01:23:01,982
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1819
01:23:29,109 --> 01:23:32,514
COMMENTATOR: <i>Goal!</i>
Yeah!

1820
01:23:32,547 --> 01:23:34,549
Yeah!
(ALL CHEERING)

1821
01:23:37,117 --> 01:23:39,721
We scored a goal!
We scored a goal!

1822
01:23:39,754 --> 01:23:41,623
We actually
scored a goal!

1823
01:23:41,656 --> 01:23:42,657
(GROANS)

1824
01:23:46,694 --> 01:23:48,061
(ALL CHEERING)

1825
01:23:48,095 --> 01:23:49,831
That's my boy!
That's my boy!

1826
01:23:49,864 --> 01:23:53,568
COMMENTATOR:
<i>This is the first goal ever</i>
<i>for American Samoa.</i>

1827
01:23:53,601 --> 01:23:54,969
Let's go,
Samoa!

1828
01:23:55,003 --> 01:23:58,205
My baby!
Rambo did it, you guys.

1829
01:23:58,238 --> 01:23:59,707
COMMENTATOR: <i>What a match!</i>

1830
01:23:59,741 --> 01:24:01,743
(ALL CHEERING)

1831
01:24:02,677 --> 01:24:03,811
Wow!

1832
01:24:03,845 --> 01:24:05,045
(LAUGHING)

1833
01:24:05,580 --> 01:24:07,414
(ALL CHEERING)

1834
01:24:12,386 --> 01:24:16,156
Whoa, no, no, no.
Whoa. Somebody!

1835
01:24:16,791 --> 01:24:18,860
Darling! Darling!

1836
01:24:18,893 --> 01:24:19,994
Oh, no!

1837
01:24:20,028 --> 01:24:22,564
Help!
Somebody.

1838
01:24:22,597 --> 01:24:24,398
I need
medical assistance
over in section...

1839
01:24:26,233 --> 01:24:30,337
Hey, Ma. Dad.
Dad. Wake up.

1840
01:24:30,972 --> 01:24:33,073
Dad, it's me. Dad?

1841
01:24:33,106 --> 01:24:35,175
RUTH: No, no, no. Okay, okay.
DARU: Hey, hey.

1842
01:24:35,208 --> 01:24:36,343
Calm down. Calm down.

1843
01:24:36,376 --> 01:24:38,278
What happened?
(TAVITA SIGHS)

1844
01:24:38,312 --> 01:24:40,715
They said I suffered
a massive stroke.

1845
01:24:40,748 --> 01:24:42,182
Heat stroke.

1846
01:24:42,215 --> 01:24:44,117
Yeah, a massive heat stroke.

1847
01:24:44,151 --> 01:24:45,252
It was awful, son.

1848
01:24:45,285 --> 01:24:46,821
Scary for
everyone involved.

1849
01:24:46,854 --> 01:24:49,757
But in time,
maybe even an hour,

1850
01:24:50,592 --> 01:24:52,326
I think I'll be up
on my feet again.

1851
01:24:52,359 --> 01:24:53,393
Okay, you're going
to be okay.

1852
01:24:53,427 --> 01:24:54,796
How much did we lose by?
10-one?

1853
01:24:54,829 --> 01:24:56,163
What was the final score?
Calm down, Dad. Okay?

1854
01:24:56,196 --> 01:24:58,465
Breathe in. (INHALES) Out.
(INHALES, EXHALES)

1855
01:24:58,498 --> 01:25:00,367
I'm ready, I'm ready, okay?
Yeah. Yeah, okay.
Calm down.

1856
01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:01,936
Tell me what happened.
Calm down. You calm?

1857
01:25:01,970 --> 01:25:03,071
TAVITA: Okay. Yeah. Go.

1858
01:25:03,103 --> 01:25:04,072
Now I'm going to tell you
what happened.

1859
01:25:04,104 --> 01:25:05,640
Tell me what happened.
All right.

1860
01:25:07,341 --> 01:25:09,142
DARU: <i>Possession kept going</i>
<i>back and forth.</i>

1861
01:25:09,711 --> 01:25:11,012
<i>And things were tense.</i>

1862
01:25:11,045 --> 01:25:13,514
<i>Because we knew</i>
<i>the whole country</i>
<i>was watching.</i>

1863
01:25:14,782 --> 01:25:17,018
<i>And that people would talk</i>
<i>about this day</i>

1864
01:25:17,051 --> 01:25:18,586
<i>for years to come.</i>

1865
01:25:19,988 --> 01:25:21,522
<i>And then Tonga broke</i>
<i>with the ball.</i>

1866
01:25:21,556 --> 01:25:23,357
I got him!
<i>It was a one-on-one</i>

1867
01:25:23,390 --> 01:25:25,225
<i>between me and Alishe</i>
<i>and I thought</i>
<i>I could take the ball.</i>

1868
01:25:25,258 --> 01:25:26,661
<i>But if I dived in and missed,</i>

1869
01:25:26,694 --> 01:25:28,195
there was going
to be a certain goal.

1870
01:25:29,296 --> 01:25:30,698
<i>But it was different.</i>

1871
01:25:30,732 --> 01:25:31,733
I felt different.

1872
01:25:32,700 --> 01:25:33,768
<i>I stood up</i>

1873
01:25:35,135 --> 01:25:36,269
<i>and I tackled him.</i>

1874
01:25:36,303 --> 01:25:37,939
(TONGAN PLAYER GRUNTS)
(SPECTATORS CHEER)

1875
01:25:37,972 --> 01:25:39,406
<i>Suddenly, we're on the attack.</i>

1876
01:25:40,340 --> 01:25:42,442
<i>I played the ball up to Vegas.</i>

1877
01:25:42,476 --> 01:25:44,012
He saw the keeper
out of position and

1878
01:25:44,045 --> 01:25:45,847
<i>he shot with</i>
<i>his almighty power.</i>

1879
01:25:49,517 --> 01:25:50,450
<i>But the keeper</i>

1880
01:25:50,484 --> 01:25:52,486
saved and scrambled it
behind for a corner.

1881
01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:54,989
Yes! This is it,
this is it.

1882
01:25:55,023 --> 01:25:56,456
Jaiyah!

1883
01:25:56,490 --> 01:25:58,526
Get up.

1884
01:25:58,559 --> 01:26:00,662
DARU: <i>In the box</i>
<i>there was</i>
<i>a lot of tussling,</i>

1885
01:26:00,695 --> 01:26:02,362
<i>and things were</i>
<i>getting serious.</i>

1886
01:26:03,031 --> 01:26:04,431
<i>Deph took the corner.</i>

1887
01:26:06,134 --> 01:26:08,569
<i>It was a right-footed</i>
<i>in-swinger.</i>

1888
01:26:08,603 --> 01:26:10,838
<i>It looked like Tonga</i>
<i>would clear.</i>

1889
01:26:10,872 --> 01:26:12,305
But then...

1890
01:26:12,974 --> 01:26:14,274
<i>Jaiyah.</i>

1891
01:26:20,715 --> 01:26:21,816
Goal.

1892
01:26:22,116 --> 01:26:23,151
Yeah!

1893
01:26:23,183 --> 01:26:25,620
(ALL CHEERING)
(JAIYAH LAUGHING)

1894
01:26:26,654 --> 01:26:28,923
That's what
I'm talking about, boy.

1895
01:26:28,956 --> 01:26:30,658
Goal!

1896
01:26:30,692 --> 01:26:32,660
COMMENTATOR:
<i>And another historic goal!</i>

1897
01:26:32,694 --> 01:26:35,328
(ALL LAUGHING)

1898
01:26:35,362 --> 01:26:37,965
<i>Unbelievable!</i>
<i>American Samoa...</i>

1899
01:26:37,999 --> 01:26:39,332
Yes!

1900
01:26:39,366 --> 01:26:40,200
COMMENTATOR:
<i>...the last-ranked team</i>
<i>in the world,</i>

1901
01:26:40,233 --> 01:26:41,736
<i>might actually win this thing!</i>

1902
01:26:42,704 --> 01:26:43,604
We scored?
Yeah.

1903
01:26:43,638 --> 01:26:45,640
A goal? An actual goal?
Yeah. Mm-hmm.

1904
01:26:45,673 --> 01:26:46,574
Another one?

1905
01:26:46,607 --> 01:26:48,009
Okay.
Did you hear that? Two!

1906
01:26:48,042 --> 01:26:50,410
Everything was going great.
With only 30 seconds left

1907
01:26:50,444 --> 01:26:52,080
<i>on the clock.</i>
<i>We were winning.</i>

1908
01:26:52,113 --> 01:26:53,480
<i>But then the referee</i>
<i>decided to add</i>

1909
01:26:53,514 --> 01:26:54,849
five minutes
to the game.

1910
01:26:54,882 --> 01:26:56,117
What a disgrace.
Yeah.

1911
01:26:56,150 --> 01:26:57,185
TAVITA: Then what happened?

1912
01:26:57,217 --> 01:26:58,418
DARU: <i>The match</i>
<i>was almost over.</i>

1913
01:26:58,452 --> 01:26:59,987
<i>We were holding up</i>
<i>under the pressure.</i>

1914
01:27:02,023 --> 01:27:05,760
(INHALES SHARPLY, EXHALES)

1915
01:27:05,793 --> 01:27:06,794
TONGAN PLAYER:
Got it!

1916
01:27:07,360 --> 01:27:08,830
Stop, thief!

1917
01:27:08,863 --> 01:27:11,498
You can only get away
with one of those a game.

1918
01:27:11,532 --> 01:27:13,500
The ball was passed wide
and the Tonga winger

1919
01:27:13,534 --> 01:27:15,402
<i>sent over a great cross.</i>

1920
01:27:16,671 --> 01:27:18,371
<i>Nicky was catching these</i>
<i>all day,</i>

1921
01:27:18,405 --> 01:27:20,007
<i>but under the pressure...</i>

1922
01:27:20,041 --> 01:27:21,241
(NICKY GRUNTS)

1923
01:27:22,043 --> 01:27:23,410
<i>...he fumbled it.</i>

1924
01:27:23,443 --> 01:27:25,378
<i>It hit his hand and it was</i>
<i>rolling towards the goal.</i>

1925
01:27:26,614 --> 01:27:27,949
Oh, shit.
DARU: <i>Then,</i>

1926
01:27:27,982 --> 01:27:28,983
out of nowhere

1927
01:27:29,617 --> 01:27:30,551
<i>came Jaiyah.</i>

1928
01:27:30,585 --> 01:27:32,319
<i>She slid in at the last minute</i>
<i>and hooked</i>

1929
01:27:32,352 --> 01:27:34,421
<i>the ball off the line,</i>
<i>saving a certain goal.</i>

1930
01:27:34,454 --> 01:27:36,256
Yes, Jaiyah! Yes!

1931
01:27:36,824 --> 01:27:37,925
But then,

1932
01:27:37,959 --> 01:27:39,426
<i>the ball fell to Alishe</i>

1933
01:27:39,459 --> 01:27:41,095
<i>and he wasn't going to miss.</i>

1934
01:27:41,129 --> 01:27:42,630
<i>I didn't have any option.</i>

1935
01:27:42,663 --> 01:27:44,732
<i>As he drew back to shoot,</i>
<i>I dived in.</i>

1936
01:27:44,766 --> 01:27:46,200
(DARU GRUNTS)

1937
01:27:46,234 --> 01:27:48,569
<i>Clear penalty.</i>
<i>It was my fault.</i>

1938
01:27:48,603 --> 01:27:51,404
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Hit him, darling.

1939
01:27:52,472 --> 01:27:54,609
You idiot!
Then what happened?

1940
01:27:54,642 --> 01:27:57,078
Nicky Salapu had to face
the penalty by himself.

1941
01:27:57,111 --> 01:27:59,046
Oh, Jesus, it gets worse.
RUTH: Oh, God.

1942
01:27:59,080 --> 01:28:01,082
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

1943
01:28:01,115 --> 01:28:03,316
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1944
01:28:06,286 --> 01:28:08,388
"I had been
catching these
all day.

1945
01:28:09,090 --> 01:28:10,691
<i>"It was my time."</i>

1946
01:28:10,725 --> 01:28:12,927
ACE: <i>Everything was</i>
<i>on the line.</i>

1947
01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:14,427
Oh, the pressure!

1948
01:28:14,461 --> 01:28:15,596
Yeah. He was
under pressure.
Oh, pressure.

1949
01:28:15,630 --> 01:28:16,798
Absolutely.
Pressure.
Oh! Pressure cooker.

1950
01:28:16,831 --> 01:28:18,166
THOMAS: Come on, Nicky.
PLAYER 3: Go, Nicky.

1951
01:28:18,199 --> 01:28:19,332
THOMAS: Let's go, Nicky!
PLAYER 3: Let's go!

1952
01:28:21,269 --> 01:28:23,403
Let's go, Nicky.
TAVITA: <i>Don't tell me</i>

1953
01:28:23,436 --> 01:28:25,540
Nicky Salapu had
a meltdown in goal?

1954
01:28:25,573 --> 01:28:27,474
<i>The horror of those</i>
<i>31 goals against</i>

1955
01:28:27,508 --> 01:28:28,609
<i>Australia 10 years ago</i>

1956
01:28:28,643 --> 01:28:30,011
<i>came back and haunted him.</i>

1957
01:28:33,147 --> 01:28:34,347
(GROANS)

1958
01:28:34,381 --> 01:28:36,818
<i>I suppose he lost</i>
<i>his composure</i>

1959
01:28:36,851 --> 01:28:38,519
<i>and just stepped aside</i>
<i>and let the ball go in.</i>

1960
01:28:38,553 --> 01:28:40,121
<i>Damn everyone watching!</i>

1961
01:28:40,154 --> 01:28:41,622
Is that what happened?

1962
01:28:41,656 --> 01:28:43,356
He probably was
freaking out a bit.

1963
01:28:43,390 --> 01:28:45,159
"But I wasn't
freaking out."

1964
01:28:45,193 --> 01:28:47,261
ACE: <i>Nicky wasn't freaking out</i>

1965
01:28:47,295 --> 01:28:49,297
because he knew
he had the history

1966
01:28:49,329 --> 01:28:51,699
of a thousand chiefs
holding him up.

1967
01:28:51,732 --> 01:28:54,202
But he just had to
let go of everything.

1968
01:28:54,235 --> 01:28:55,468
"The past."

1969
01:28:57,271 --> 01:28:58,573
ACE: <i>The present.</i>

1970
01:28:59,372 --> 01:29:00,708
NICKY: <i>"The future.</i>

1971
01:29:01,474 --> 01:29:02,810
"But I had
to let it go.

1972
01:29:03,177 --> 01:29:04,377
(EXHALES)

1973
01:29:04,912 --> 01:29:06,013
" <i>All of it."</i>

1974
01:29:06,714 --> 01:29:09,584
He just had
to become Nicky.

1975
01:29:09,617 --> 01:29:12,854
I'm Nicky Salapu.
Say it.

1976
01:29:13,486 --> 01:29:15,089
I'm Nicky Salapu.

1977
01:29:15,122 --> 01:29:16,858
(TENSE CHOIR MUSIC PLAYING)

1978
01:29:16,891 --> 01:29:17,925
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

1979
01:29:24,364 --> 01:29:26,399
(GRUNTING)

1980
01:29:30,972 --> 01:29:32,439
(CHEERS)
(ALL CHEERING)

1981
01:29:32,472 --> 01:29:34,675
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1982
01:29:39,647 --> 01:29:41,048
DARU: <i>The whistle blew.</i>

1983
01:29:41,082 --> 01:29:44,552
<i>For a second, we didn't know</i>
<i>what was going on.</i>

1984
01:29:44,585 --> 01:29:46,921
<i>We never felt</i>
<i>like this before.</i>

1985
01:29:46,954 --> 01:29:49,456
Until we'd realized...

1986
01:29:49,489 --> 01:29:51,025
COMMENTATOR:
<i>With a final score</i>
<i>of two-to-one,</i>

1987
01:29:51,058 --> 01:29:52,526
<i>American Samoa...</i>

1988
01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:55,963
We win! We won!
We won! We won!

1989
01:29:55,997 --> 01:29:58,099
(ALL CHEERING)

1990
01:29:58,132 --> 01:29:59,600
Yeah!

1991
01:30:07,407 --> 01:30:09,442
COMMENTATOR:
<i>American Samoa wins its</i>

1992
01:30:09,476 --> 01:30:11,646
<i>first match ever!</i>

1993
01:30:13,981 --> 01:30:15,983
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)

1994
01:30:25,159 --> 01:30:26,160
ALEX: We did this!

1995
01:30:29,263 --> 01:30:30,998
All right! (CHUCKLES)

1996
01:30:35,303 --> 01:30:36,604
(THOMAS CHUCKLES)

1997
01:30:41,509 --> 01:30:43,678
(CHEERING CONTINUES)

1998
01:30:46,614 --> 01:30:47,882
We won?
We won?

1999
01:30:47,915 --> 01:30:50,184
We won. You won
a game, Dad.
What?

2000
01:30:50,217 --> 01:30:52,153
Yes, Jesus, we won!
Oh, we won!

2001
01:30:52,186 --> 01:30:53,287
Yes!
(DARU CHUCKLES)

2002
01:30:53,321 --> 01:30:54,689
I always knew it.
(CHUCKLES)

2003
01:30:54,722 --> 01:30:56,390
Oh, son, I knew
you could do it.

2004
01:30:56,424 --> 01:30:58,592
Oh, my heart, my heart!
Okay.

2005
01:30:58,626 --> 01:30:59,994
One goal! One goal!

2006
01:31:07,768 --> 01:31:09,971
(WAVES LAPPING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

2007
01:31:11,605 --> 01:31:14,608
VOICEMAIL: <i>Last saved message.</i>

2008
01:31:14,642 --> 01:31:16,877
NICOLE: (ON VOICEMAIL)
<i>Okay, seriously,</i>

2009
01:31:16,911 --> 01:31:20,014
<i>get Mom to show you</i>
<i>how to check your messages.</i>

2010
01:31:20,047 --> 01:31:22,316
<i>Although, I guess</i>
<i>if you're hearing this,</i>

2011
01:31:22,350 --> 01:31:24,051
<i>you've figured it out.</i>

2012
01:31:25,386 --> 01:31:26,954
<i>Anyway, to answer</i>
<i>your question,</i>

2013
01:31:26,988 --> 01:31:29,457
<i>school is good.</i>
<i>It's great, actually.</i>

2014
01:31:29,489 --> 01:31:31,459
<i>I genuinely like</i>
<i>all my classes.</i>

2015
01:31:31,491 --> 01:31:33,594
<i>Intro to Psych is really cool,</i>
<i>and so is Anthro.</i>

2016
01:31:33,627 --> 01:31:35,963
<i>That professor is</i>
<i>just awesome.</i>

2017
01:31:35,997 --> 01:31:38,299
<i>And everyone's happy</i>
<i>to be here.</i>

2018
01:31:38,332 --> 01:31:39,900
<i>I've met so many new people.</i>

2019
01:31:39,934 --> 01:31:42,036
<i>And there's just</i>
<i>so much to talk about.</i>

2020
01:31:42,069 --> 01:31:45,673
<i>I mean, it's like</i>
<i>anything's possible, you know?</i>

2021
01:31:46,674 --> 01:31:48,509
<i>I don't know.</i>
<i>I guess I'm just saying</i>

2022
01:31:48,542 --> 01:31:50,611
<i>there's more to life</i>
<i>than soccer.</i>

2023
01:31:51,612 --> 01:31:53,547
<i>Okay. Love you.</i>

2024
01:31:53,581 --> 01:31:55,783
(THOMAS BREATHING HEAVILY)

2025
01:31:57,985 --> 01:31:59,520
(BELL TOLLING)

2026
01:32:24,578 --> 01:32:26,781
(ALL SINGING IN SAMOAN)

2027
01:32:49,103 --> 01:32:52,440
(IN ENGLISH) Dear Lord.
What more can I say?

2028
01:32:52,473 --> 01:32:53,641
Nothing, really.

2029
01:32:53,674 --> 01:32:56,377
I had a dream
and it came true.

2030
01:32:56,410 --> 01:32:57,678
We scored a goal.

2031
01:32:57,711 --> 01:32:59,146
And then we scored
another goal.

2032
01:32:59,180 --> 01:33:00,247
And then we won a game!

2033
01:33:01,615 --> 01:33:03,417
And then, we lost
the next game.

2034
01:33:03,451 --> 01:33:05,586
And we didn't qualify
for the World Cup.

2035
01:33:05,619 --> 01:33:07,855
But you know what, Lord?
Despite that loss,

2036
01:33:07,888 --> 01:33:09,256
I'm happy.

2037
01:33:09,290 --> 01:33:12,026
So, thank you
for sending us
Mr. Rongen.

2038
01:33:12,059 --> 01:33:14,128
We've become
quite attached to him.

2039
01:33:14,161 --> 01:33:17,532
It's like finding
a little lost white kid
at the mall

2040
01:33:17,566 --> 01:33:19,300
and telling him
which way to go.

2041
01:33:20,367 --> 01:33:22,470
Thank you, Lord.
Amen.

2042
01:33:22,503 --> 01:33:23,671
ALL: Amen.

2043
01:33:23,704 --> 01:33:25,739
THOMAS: Dear Lord.

2044
01:33:25,773 --> 01:33:29,610
I'm praying as a weird way
of letting the team know that

2045
01:33:29,643 --> 01:33:31,412
I've been offered a job

2046
01:33:31,445 --> 01:33:33,414
with MLS side, LA Galaxy

2047
01:33:33,447 --> 01:33:35,082
starting immediately.

2048
01:33:35,116 --> 01:33:36,350
(GROUP MURMURING)

2049
01:33:36,383 --> 01:33:40,555
But as of today,
I've decided not to take
the job. Amen.

2050
01:33:40,589 --> 01:33:42,089
GROUP: Amen.
TAVITA: Wow, Lord, that is

2051
01:33:42,123 --> 01:33:45,826
a huge gesture
and a real credit to us
as a team.

2052
01:33:46,760 --> 01:33:48,829
Uh, well, Lord,
the thing is

2053
01:33:49,296 --> 01:33:50,397
I'm still leaving.

2054
01:33:50,431 --> 01:33:52,266
(GROUP MURMURING)

2055
01:33:52,299 --> 01:33:53,868
But not for football,
Lord.

2056
01:33:54,536 --> 01:33:56,637
I want some time
for me.

2057
01:33:56,670 --> 01:33:58,540
Uh, you know,
so I can remind myself

2058
01:33:58,573 --> 01:34:00,975
that there's other
more important things

2059
01:34:01,008 --> 01:34:03,344
to life than this game.
Amen.

2060
01:34:03,377 --> 01:34:04,912
GROUP: Amen.
TAVITA: Dear Lord.

2061
01:34:04,945 --> 01:34:06,914
Way to get
our hopes up, jeez!

2062
01:34:06,947 --> 01:34:09,416
It's a real
rollercoaster ride,
this one.

2063
01:34:09,450 --> 01:34:11,252
Oh, well, in that case,

2064
01:34:11,285 --> 01:34:16,891
please tell Mr. Rongen
that we love him
very much.

2065
01:34:16,924 --> 01:34:21,195
And that he will always
have a home here
in American Samoa.

2066
01:34:22,631 --> 01:34:24,398
(TAVITA SPEAKING SAMOAN)
(GROUP SPEAKING SAMOAN)

2067
01:34:24,431 --> 01:34:25,432
(IN ENGLISH) Amen.

2068
01:34:27,701 --> 01:34:29,904
(ALL SINGING IN SAMOAN)

2069
01:34:31,005 --> 01:34:33,207
(SOFT SENTIMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

2070
01:34:40,615 --> 01:34:42,883
(GROUP CHANTING INDISTINCTLY)

2071
01:34:58,165 --> 01:35:00,701
(CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

2072
01:35:04,104 --> 01:35:05,172
(IN ENGLISH) Do you want
to get your asses kicked

2073
01:35:05,206 --> 01:35:08,008
by Tonga?
Go! Pressure! Fighter!

2074
01:35:08,610 --> 01:35:10,477
Ay-ay-ay, Daru.

2075
01:35:11,646 --> 01:35:12,780
Yes, yes.

2076
01:35:12,813 --> 01:35:15,349
<i>(SU'GA EA</i> BY
THA FEELSTYLE PLAYING)

2077
01:35:21,556 --> 01:35:22,990
(CLUCKING)

2078
01:35:23,658 --> 01:35:24,693
Good job.

2079
01:35:24,725 --> 01:35:26,794
(PLAYERS GRUNTING)

2080
01:35:35,936 --> 01:35:37,738
THOMAS: Come on, Jaiyah, go!
Push, push, push, push!

2081
01:35:38,906 --> 01:35:40,341
Just want to say,
I love you guys.

2082
01:35:40,374 --> 01:35:44,912
No matter how different I am.
And how different we all are.

2083
01:35:46,447 --> 01:35:47,815
(ALL CHEERING)

2084
01:37:55,008 --> 01:37:57,211
(GENTLE ELECTRONIC
MUSIC PLAYING)

2085
01:39:36,143 --> 01:39:38,345
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

2086
01:41:58,720 --> 01:42:00,722
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)

2087
01:43:14,595 --> 01:43:16,064
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

2088
01:43:16,097 --> 01:43:18,533
PRIEST: <i>And so ends</i>
<i>our tale of woe.</i>

2089
01:43:18,566 --> 01:43:20,568
I guess
it just goes to show,

2090
01:43:20,601 --> 01:43:22,369
no matter
what happens to you,

2091
01:43:22,402 --> 01:43:24,672
when the going gets rough,
when the chips are down,

2092
01:43:24,706 --> 01:43:26,440
when you feel like
you can't carry on,

2093
01:43:26,473 --> 01:43:28,341
when you feel
like there's no hope

2094
01:43:29,043 --> 01:43:30,611
or you just can't do it,

2095
01:43:32,379 --> 01:43:34,247
anything can happen

2096
01:43:34,281 --> 01:43:37,185
and a whole lot
of miracles

2097
01:43:37,217 --> 01:43:40,420
when you just have
a little bit of faith.

2098
01:43:47,227 --> 01:43:48,629
Ah, shit!