‐ I love this white. It's so pretty.
‐ Thank you.
You have something on your sleeve right there.
‐ FATIMA: Previously on "Sistas"...
‐ A friend of mine is in town,
and I think you guys would hit if off.
‐ Have him to come over to my home.
‐ Who is this? ‐ A friend of mine.
‐ What the hell is going on?
‐ How can I help you? ‐ Does Zachary Taylor
live with you? ‐ I'm sorry, what is this about?
‐ It's a legal matter. ‐ Is he in some kind of trouble?
‐ Can you tell me where he is?
‐ No, I can't. He don't live with me.
Did you do something illegal to get all this?
‐ No, I didn't. ‐ You're probably lying anyway.
‐ Whatever, Karen.
‐ Why don't you come to London with me?
‐ London? ‐ We can present the settlement
to the client. ‐ Next time.
‐ Okay, as long there'll be a next time.
‐ There will be a next time.
‐ Somebody is finally calling you out on your shit,
and you can't handle it. ‐ Don't call me again.
‐ What's going on? ‐ ANDI: What's going on?
‐ Hayden. He's been found dead in the parking lot.
‐ What?
‐ Yeah, he's dead. ‐ ANDI: What the hell?
Okay, thank you.
Are you okay?
‐ Yeah, yeah.
‐ Are you sure? ‐ No, I'm‐‐ I'm good.
‐ Fatima, if there's anything I can do, I know‐‐
‐ No, I'll‐‐ I'll call you.
‐ Where are you going? ‐ I'll call you later.
‐ Fatima, I don't think you should leave right now.
‐ Andi, I will call you later. ‐ Come here!
Sit down, now. ‐ What?
‐ Sit down.
‐ What's going on? What?
‐ Tell me what happened.
‐ Andi, I don't know what you're talking about.
‐ If you don't tell me, I can't help you.
‐ Andi.
‐ Did you have anything to do with this, Fatima?
‐ With Hayden? No!
‐ Are you sure? ‐ No, I didn't!
‐ Then why, when she said that man was dead,
you didn't look shocked, hmm?
‐ Yeah?
Well, I guess I need to work on my shocked face.
[Fatima chuckling] ‐ What? Fatima!
‐ I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
But you know, I couldn't stand that mother‐‐.
‐ Fatima, I'm gonna ask you one more time.
Did you have anything to do with this?
‐ I didn't do anything.
‐ Are you sure?
‐ Andi, why don't you believe me?
‐ Because I know he was messing with you, that's why.
‐ Yeah, well,
apparently he was messing with someone else, too,
so I guess they got even with his ass.
‐ I don't like this. ‐ It's fine.
‐ Wait, did Zac have something to do with this?
‐ Come on! ‐ No, you said that
Zac is pissed at him. You told me that.
‐ Yeah, but he wouldn't do that.
‐ And Zac has a temper. Yes, he would.
Yes, he would!
‐ Well, no, but he would not do that.
‐ Fatima, you just met that man. You don't know what he would do.
‐ I know Zac, okay?
‐ Fine.
So Hayden's just dead?
‐ I know, right?
‐ This isn't making any sense.
‐ What?
‐ Is there some way that you may have been involved?
‐ Andi, I don't know.
I don't.
But if somebody paid his ass a visit,
what that gotta do with me, hmm? Tell me.
‐ I will tell you what that got to do with you.
If you hired that someone that paid him a visit
and beat him to death, you could be charged.
‐ It's all good, all right? I gotta go.
‐ Fatima, I don't think you should leave right now.
‐ Look, Andi, it's all good.
Can I please go?
Thank you.
‐ [phone ringing]
‐ ZAC: Yo, this is Zac. Leave a message.
‐ Zac, I need to talk to you right away.
Call me back.
‐ FEMALE SINGER: ♪ My girls hold me down ♪
♪ When them boys mess around ♪
♪ And my love life is a headache ♪
♪ We going out tonight ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm looking for love ♪
‐ ♪
‐ [phone ringing]
‐ Yo. ‐ It's Andi.
‐ ZAC: What's up? ‐ I need to talk to you.
‐ I don't feel like talking about Karen.
‐ This has nothing to do with Karen, okay?
‐ Well, is Fatima all right?
‐ No, I don't think she is.
‐ Did that mother‐‐ do something to her?
‐ Who are you talking about, Zac?
‐ Hayden's bitch ass.
‐ No, he didn't do anything to her.
‐ He better not, 'cause I'll kill that mother‐‐.
‐ Wait, I would not say that right now.
‐ What you mean?
‐ Hayden's dead.
‐ What?
‐ Someone killed him in the parking lot.
‐ You serious?
You‐‐ You're ‐‐.
‐ No.
And that's all I can say over the phone, okay?
‐ Aight.
Damn!
‐ Where are you?
‐ I'm at my house.
‐ Okay, send me the address. ‐ Okay, I got it.
I got you. ‐ And check on Fatima.
‐ All right, I'ma call her right now.
‐ You should. Just do what I tell you to do.
‐ I will. I got you.
‐ Tell her to come home now.
Don't say anything over the phone, okay?
‐ Wait, you think that I had‐‐
‐ Don't say too much over the phone, okay?
I'm on my way. ‐ Aight.
What the ‐‐?
‐ ♪
‐ KAREN: Okay, you are almost done.
‐ All right.
‐ Just gotta sit under the dryer for a few minutes, okay?
I'll be with y'all ladies in just a minute, all right?
‐ Okay, you are busy in here!
‐ Oh, yeah, I know.
‐ Thank you for squeezing me in. ‐ Oh, of course.
I'm just, you know, glad y'all came back.
‐ I'm sorry, girl. ‐ No, it's fine.
‐ How are you doing?
‐ I'm good, yeah.
‐ Oh, good, I'm glad to hear that.
‐ Why you even here on a Wednesday, though?
‐ I met this guy and he asked me out.
‐ Oh, okay, then!
‐ Yeah, but I'm not sure.
‐ Why you say that? ‐ He's a white boy.
‐ Don't knock it 'til you try it.
‐ He is cute as shit, though. ‐ See, well, you have it.
‐ And country as hell.
‐ Country? ‐ Yeah,
I met him at a gas station. I like him.
‐ Okay.
‐ Yeah, I told him to pick me up from here,
so how long you think it's gonna be until we're done?
‐ 30 minutes, tops.
‐ Okay, well, I'm gonna text him and have him come by.
‐ Oh, okay.
‐ I don't want him to know where I live. I just met him.
‐ That's very smart. ‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ So, um, what's his name?
‐ Girl, I can't even remember. ‐ Oh no?
‐ He told me and I'm just scared to ask him again.
‐ Oh, no!
‐ So when he comes, can you ask him for me?
That way I can remember.
‐ Oh, yeah, I could definitely do that. Absolutely.
Come on now, let's get you up. ‐ Okay, all right, thank you.
‐ Come on. Jay will take care of you.
‐ Okay. ‐ Put her under the dryer.
‐ Now that's what I like to see. ‐ What?
‐ How busy it is in here, 'cause my check will clear.
‐ Your check always clears, Pam.
‐ Now that you got Zac's money.
‐ Okay, can you tend to the phones?
‐ Oh, I will, but you can thank me.
‐ What are you talking about?
‐ For all that I did.
‐ All you do is be a mess, Pam, okay?
‐ Somebody dropped a dime on your boy
at the Board of Health, so he had to shut down.
‐ What?
‐ That's why all your clients are back.
‐ You did that? ‐ Girl, I would never.
He was way too cheap. ‐ [phone ringing]
‐ Okay, I'm done with you now. ‐ I'm just saying.
‐ Just say it on the phone, okay?
You know, speaking of that, I need to call somebody.
‐ Karen's Hair Mastery. How can I help you?
‐ ♪
‐ FEMALE RAPPER: ♪ I'm a big bad bona fide boss ♪
♪ Paid all the dues, I don't care what it cost ♪
♪ Diamonds in my grill, oh yeah, I'ma floss it ♪
♪ Face in the frosty ♪
‐ You got any plans tonight?
‐ You ain't Slick Rick.
‐ What do you mean?
‐ I know Calvin is up to something.
‐ Is he?
‐ Who is this man he tryin' to hook me up with?
‐ You'll just have to wait and see.
‐ Mmm, so you know about him.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Who is he?
‐ Just an old friend. ‐ Hmm, I see.
‐ What? ‐ This shit is shady as hell.
‐ No, it's not. You're gonna have fun.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
We'll see. ‐ Yes, we will.
‐ [phone chiming]
‐ Who's that?
‐ There's a customer waiting.
‐ Where? ‐ Right there, ho!
‐ Don't talk to me like that.
‐ Hello?
‐ MAN: Hey. ‐ Hey, who is this?
‐ It's Que. Thanks for answering.
‐ You just called me.
‐ Yeah, I know.
‐ And I have a job.
‐ One that I tried to rob. ‐ Yes, you did.
What do you want?
‐ I signed a plea deal.
‐ Okay, good for you.
‐ They're letting me out. ‐ What?
‐ Yeah, all I gotta do is show up in court.
‐ Well, that was fast. You didn't spend any time in there.
‐ I turned on them.
‐ Well, whatever is best.
‐ No, man, you don't understand.
They're gonna kill me.
‐ Why did you do that?
‐ They offered it to me, so I flipped.
‐ Oh, well, I'm sorry.
‐ What do you mean? You're sorry I'm getting out?
‐ No, I'm sorry that you got yourself into this situation.
‐ Yes, I did, but ain't you glad I'm coming out?
‐ No! You committed a crime.
‐ Then I'm sorry.
‐ Okay, well, oh, good for you.
‐ I got one problem, though.
‐ You got more than one problem, Que.
‐ They told me I had to have a place to stay.
‐ Oh, well, that is a problem.
‐ I will be monitored, so I gave them your address.
‐ You did what? Nuh‐uh. Get get my address.
Tell them you have the wrong street, avenue, whatever.
Just take my shit off of there!
‐ Come on, you're gonna do this to me?
‐ After all that you've done to me?
‐ Come on, please.
‐ Que, you making me sweat.
Bitch, get off my phone. ‐ Come on, I‐‐ Look.
I promise I'll make it up to you every single night.
‐ You are not staying with me!
‐ Think about it. ‐ Yes, I will.
‐ Please? ‐ I thought about it,
and the answer is ‐‐ no! ‐ Maurice‐‐
‐ Good night, good bye, I have to go, I'm at work, bye.
‐ Hello?
‐ ♪
‐ [phone chiming]
‐ Hey. ‐ KAREN: Hey.
I've been calling you.
‐ Oh, I haven't seen any missed calls.
‐ Okay, well, I've been calling.
‐ Well, I got my eye on somebody here at work.
‐ Is he cute?
‐ Girl, I'm about to bust a crime.
‐ Wait, what?
‐ Don't worry about it.
‐ Okay, but are you okay?
‐ Yeah, Karen, what's up?
‐ Oh, okay, well, how are you?
‐ Splendid. Karen.
‐ What you doing? ‐ I just told you, I'm at work.
‐ Oh, that's right. What time you get off?
‐ In a little while. ‐ Can you come to my salon?
‐ Why? ‐ Danni.
‐ Karen, I can't pay you back this week.
‐ Look, I have a client who is, um, going on a date.
‐ Okay?
‐ She said it's with this country boy.
‐ Why would you think I want to see that, Karen?
‐ I think you'd want to know.
‐ No, I think yo' ass is being messy.
‐ No, I'm not. ‐ Don't do that, Karen.
Don't, don't. ‐ What am I doing?
‐ Well, yo' ass is mad at Zac,
so you want the whole world miserable with you.
‐ [scoffing] I don't know what you mean.
‐ Well, Karen, thanks, but I'm not like you.
I don't tell a man to leave when I really mean stay, so.
‐ Okay, Danni, I thought I was helping you.
‐ Call me with this bullshit.
‐ Okay, I gotta go.
‐ Yeah, okay.
‐ Bye. ‐ All right, bye.
‐ Damn.
‐ [phone ringing]
‐ Hi. ‐ Hey, where are you?
‐ I am leaving work.
‐ Where you going? ‐ Home.
‐ Okay, well, I need to talk to you.
‐ Um, okay.
‐ Can you stop by the salon?
‐ Yeah, I have to drop something off really quick,
and then I'll be on my way.
‐ Okay.
Is everything okay?
‐ Nothing, I just need to talk to my friend.
‐ Okay.
‐ Danni just pissed me off.
‐ Oh, what she do? ‐ I told her that
her country boy was going out with one of my clients,
and she just bugged out on me. ‐ What?
‐ Yeah, it was crazy. ‐ Okay.
‐ Why you say it like that?
‐ I don't think you should've done that.
‐ We do that for each other. ‐ Yeah, but, Karen,
you know their situation is a bit complicated.
‐ Yeah, I know.
‐ Well, I wouldn't have done that.
‐ Okay, well, I will call her and apologize for doing
what she does to me all the time.
‐ Karen!
‐ Okay, just stop by, okay?
‐ Okay. ‐ Better yet,
I'll come to your place. ‐ That's even better.
‐ Okay, bye.
‐ ♪
‐ Thank you.
Welcome.
Thank you. Oh, hey, hey.
‐ LOGAN: Nice meeting you. ‐ No, no, sir, no.
‐ LOGAN: What? ‐ No.
‐ What the hell you talking about?
‐ You are not taking her out of here.
‐ Sorry, what the hell are you talking about? Is it‐‐
‐ The police are on their way. Hey, listen, it's okay.
‐ What's your name?
‐ Don't worry about all that.
It's okay, baby, come here. It's okay. No, no, no.
‐ You got‐‐ You got this all wrong.
‐ No, no, I don't have nothing wrong.
You mother‐‐ have this wrong. You out here trafficking people?
‐ Whoa, whoa, what the hell you talking about?
‐ Uh‐uh, come here, please, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
‐ Danni, you need to let her go.
‐ Oh, I don't need to do shit. ‐ Danni, listen‐‐
‐ There he is! ‐ What's goin' on?
‐ He been sitting here all day.
This girl come crying off the plane, and he come and grab her.
No. ‐ Officer, she got it all wrong.
‐ MAN: Sir. ‐ I don't have shit wrong.
‐ Stop! ‐ Do something! How are‐‐
‐ Hey!
‐ [Logan groaning]
Danni! ‐ What?
‐ You all right?
‐ Yeah, I'm fine, thank you.
‐ I was talking about him. ‐ Why you worried about his ass?
‐ Come on. ‐ Why you worried about him?
Yeah, take his ass away.
‐ This girl.
‐ Shit.
‐ ♪
‐ Hey. ‐ Hey.
‐ You want a drink?
‐ No, I need to take my hair down.
‐ What? ‐ Yes, you said you were
bringing someone here to meet me, right?
‐ Yes, I did.
‐ Okay, well, who is this man?
‐ Just a friend of mine.
‐ Well, let me take off these flats, then.
‐ Trust me, Maurice, he's not gonna care anything about that.
‐ Well, I care.
‐ All right, fine.
‐ Who is this man?
‐ Just somebody that I know, all right?
‐ Why you doing this?
‐ Doing what? ‐ Trying to hook a bitch up.
‐ Look, I know you were depressed
about losing your robber Bae. ‐ Ugh, no, I was not.
‐ Yes, you were. I know you.
‐ Who do you think you are, my mother?
‐ No, I'm your friend, and so is Sabrina.
We're worried about you. ‐ I'm good.
‐ All right, if you say so.
Now go on back there and get yourself together.
‐ I don't look good enough?
‐ Hey, you the one talking about your hair
and your shoes and whatever.
‐ Well, to think about it, if he's any friend of yours,
he probably ain't shit.
‐ Yeah, all right.
Now I'll ask you again.
You want the drink?
‐ Do I need one?
‐ Probably need about two or three.
‐ Calvin, who is this man? Give me his social media.
‐ Look, just relax, all right?
‐ Whatever. I know you doing some shady shit.
‐ No, I'm not. Just drink up.
‐ How my hair look?
‐ ♪
‐ Zac?
Zac?
‐ ZAC: Yo.
‐ Hey.
‐ I gotta talk to you. ‐ Oh, I need to talk to you too.
‐ How was your day?
‐ Not good.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
You wanna tell me?
‐ No, it's okay.
‐ Fatima.
‐ What?
‐ Andi called me.
‐ Really?
They've made a lot of progress on this place, damn.
‐ Fatima.
What did you do?
‐ [Fatima sighing]
Look, let me tell you what I know about the law.
‐ Oh, all right. ‐ Yeah.
The less you know, the better.
‐ You killed him? ‐ What? No!
‐ So then what the hell happened?
‐ Zac, I don't know.
‐ What you mean, you don't know?
Andi said he dead.
‐ Really?
‐ Fatima!
‐ You hungry? Let's go get some takeout. I'm hungry.
Come on. ‐ Ain't nobody hungry!
Don't, don't touch my hand right now.
‐ Can you just calm down? ‐ I'm calm!
‐ This is calm? Didn't you do a bid?
‐ I‐‐ I can't believe this.
‐ Me as well. ‐ I can't believe this.
‐ Believe it.
‐ Don't you knock? ‐ A man is dead
and I'm trying to figure out what you did.
‐ Me? I didn't do nothing. ‐ I told her that.
‐ Then how did he die? ‐ I don't know!
Why you asking me questions for? ‐ Don't look at me.
‐ Both of y'all going to jail. That's what's gonna happen.
‐ No face, no case.
‐ Do you think this shit is funny, Fatima?
‐ Look, it's okay. ‐ No, it's not okay!
A man is dead, you both were pissed at him.
That means you are, what? Suspects!
‐ Woo! ‐ I liked Hayden.
‐ God is good! ‐ I liked him.
‐ Are you both saying this to me right now?
‐ Yep. And I ain't got nothing else to say.
‐ Thank God. ‐ Okay, I can fix this.
Okay, I know a criminal attorney.
We can meet with her. Just tell me what happened,
and I can fix this. I can do this.
‐ Andi, we don't need it.
‐ Yes, you do.
‐ We didn't do anything.
‐ There you go.
‐ Yes, you did. You look guilty as hell.
‐ Okay. ‐ How I'ma look guilty?
I'm happy!
‐ Fatima, when they find the camera footage from the garage‐‐
‐ Andi. ‐ Your ass is grass.
‐ There's no cameras by his car,
and how many times we done been over this?
All right, as I said, no face, no case, we good!
‐ And, yeah, yeah, you know... ‐ We good.
‐ Are we good, though? Do we know that
there's no cameras? ‐ She doesn't know that.
You wanna know why?
Because after all the stuff we went through in the garage,
I put in a request to have cameras installed.
‐ And you didn't think to tell me that?
‐ I'm sorry. ‐ Damn.
‐ All right, fine, fine. ‐ Now you are a criminal.
‐ Look, no, this is, this is what happened.
She aint have nothing to do with it.
I just went up there to talk to him, right?
He started with me first. He swung, I dipped, bop, bop.
It was self‐defense, though. I can't help that he can't fight.
‐ Zac. ‐ He's a terrible liar.
‐ What? That's what happened!
‐ Zac, stop. ‐ What you mean, stop?
I'm telling her what happened. Remember?
‐ No, he's not dead!
‐ What? ‐ What?
‐ Yes, I called the hospital earlier, and he's still alive.
‐‐ like a damn cockroach. Can't never get his ass.
‐ What?
‐ Yes, look, he wouldn't leave me alone, okay?
‐ Now that's true.
‐ Yeah, so, I got in his car, I put my brass knuckles on,
and I popped his ass in the mouth,
and then I was like, a little quick two‐piece.
Mm‐hmm. ‐ No, don't play like that! No.
‐ No, look, for real, but then he hit me.
‐ What? ‐ What?
‐ Yeah.
Look.
‐ Oh. ‐ It is a little swollen.
‐ Yeah, you can't really see it because I put makeup over it.
‐ So, wait, so... This ‐‐ hit you in the face?
‐ Yes, but‐‐ ‐ Ain't no buts.
If he not dead, he gonna be dead when I get to the hospital.
‐ No, you can't say that. ‐ Zac.
‐ Don't.
‐ I wanted him to. ‐ Fine.
‐ What? ‐ What?
‐ Yeah.
'Cause by tomorrow,
I knew this bruise would be really bad.
Yep. ‐ Who are you, my god?
‐ So‐‐ oh, it gets better.
I had my boys park in a van next to his car,
and they beat his ass just enough to put him to sleep.
‐ I love you! I knew I loved you!
‐ Oh, baby, it gets better!
‐ ZAC: There's more to that? ‐ Yes!
Then they put him on the hood of his car naked!
I can't make this shit up! ‐ But he ain't dead,
though, right? ‐ No.
‐ ZAC: So he not, oh, so we good then?
‐ We're good, yeah! ‐‐ none of this.
‐ [Fatima laughing] ‐ Why you tripping?
You here tripping. You got the shoulder pads on high.
Coming in here with the lawyer talk. He's alive! Who cares?
‐ He's good. ‐ Um...
‐ We good. ‐ That's still illegal.
Everything you just said is very much against the law!
‐ Girl, come on, come on.
Let me show you the house, let me show you the upstairs.
Yes, it's nice, look! It's nice. I know he did great.
Mm‐hmm. ‐ Um...
‐ Come on, baby, she playing herself.
‐ No, um, no, thank you. ‐ Girl, it's like 99% done.
I just wanna go see it. Come on. ‐ Um, no, no, I'm good I'm good.
Um, I'm gonna go now. Are you safe? Do you‐‐
‐ I'm‐‐ I'm‐‐ I found the love of my life.
This woman right here? Yes, yes. She the one.
‐ Oh, right. ‐ She the one.
‐ The perfect match. ‐ Yeah, isn't it?
‐ He good, we good. ‐ She the one.
You ain't gotta worry about me no more.
‐ Um, you have your phone. ‐ Yeah, so?
‐ Call 911 if there's a‐‐ ‐ I would not be calling
the number. ‐ I am 911.
‐ She's 911. Why would I call 911?
I've been arrested 12 times, you know?
‐ Right. ‐ I ain't calling them.
The place I'm not calling is 911.
‐ You right.
‐ All right? ‐ Stay safe.
‐ Yes. ‐ I'm gonna go get safe.
‐ Go ahead, you all right? ‐ A safe place.
‐ You look nervous. Don't be nervous.
‐ I'm a little bit nervous. ‐ Don't be nervous!
If you need anything, call us! ‐ Thanks for telling me
what happened! ‐ We'll take care of it.
‐ Come over anytime, Andi. ‐ Um...
‐ Bye, girl. ‐ Bye.
‐ Gimme three, gimme three! Ugh, ugh, ugh!
That's what that ‐‐ get! ‐ Yes!
‐ Messin' wit you! ‐ Exactly!
‐ Listen to me! ‐ That's what you said.
‐ Come on!
‐ [Fatima giggling]
‐ ♪
♪ I'm too fly on love ♪
♪ And you ain't gotta show me no love ♪
♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪
♪ I'm too high on love ♪
♪ I'm too fly on love ♪
♪ And you ain't gotta show me no love ♪
♪ 'Cause I got me ♪
♪ I'm too high on love ♪
♪ I'm too fly on love ♪
♪ You ain't gotta show no love ♪
♪ 'Cause I got me, I got me ♪
♪ I'm too high on love ♪
♪ I'm too fly on love ♪
♪ You ain't gotta show no love ♪
♪ 'Cause I got me, I got me ♪
♪ I'm too high on love ♪
‐ What the hell?
Who the hell is in my parking spot?
What the‐‐
I'll write a note.
Teach you to park in my spot.
Write you a note.
Where is‐‐ ‐ Please don't do that.
‐ What are you doing here?
‐ You won't talk to me.
‐ And I still won't.
‐ Okay, um...
‐ Is this your car? ‐ Andi.
‐ Move it out of my spot now.
‐ Oh, will you just hear me out?
‐ You have been so rude to me.
I don't want to hear shit you have to say.
‐ Okay, please. Andi, let me just‐‐
‐ No. I am tired.
I'm tired of you, I'm tired of your shit,
so move your car and whatever bags that you got
for whatever bitch and get it out of here.
‐ Andi, look, you think I would come here
with a bunch of bags and park in your spot
for another girl?
‐ Gary, I don't know what you would do.
The last time you came with some crazy therapist.
‐ I know, I know. That was, that was‐‐
‐ In my house! ‐ I know, it was stupid.
‐ Yeah. ‐ Okay, and I am sorry.
I am sorry for that. I really am.
‐ Gary?
Move your car before I ram my car into it, now.
‐ Well, that'd be a problem for you?
‐ Are you threatening me? ‐ I'm not threatening you.
It's yours.
‐ What?
‐ I bought it for you, and all those bags inside.
‐ ♪
‐ Gary... ‐ Look, I, I‐‐
I am trying everything I can to say that I'm sorry.
‐ You can say it a thousand times. It's not gonna work.
‐ But don't you wanna, you know, hop in the car?
Take it for a drive, at least? ‐ Move it.
‐ You move it.
‐ Gary. ‐ Oh, the keys are inside.
Actually, no, I, I have the keys.
‐ [Andi gasping]
I am not getting into that car.
‐ I mean, well, you can't tow it,
'cause that's gonna be expensive, so.
‐ Yeah, I am, I'm gonna tow it.
‐ No, you're not, look, don't do that, okay?
Listen, it's a $500,000 car in your name,
and all of those bags inside, in the back,
they're all from your favorite designers.
‐ ♪
‐ What are you trying to do?
‐ Look, I'm trying to get another chance.
‐ No, you're trying to buy me.
‐ Look, I'm not trying to buy you.
‐ Good.
'Cause if you think a $500,000 car
and $10,000 worth of clothes is gonna do it, it's not.
‐ Oh, there's also a million dollars'
worth of jewelry, bags, and clothes in the back as well.
Birkins, plus Louboutins.
‐ Um, is that supposed to excite me?
‐ I mean, it's the designers you like, right?
‐ I also like Black designers.
‐ They're all there too.
‐ It's not gonna work.
It's not enough to take you back.
‐ Okay, well, then I'll earn you back.
‐ You can't do that. It's too late.
‐ So, what? The two of you will‐‐
‐ You don't get to ask me questions.
‐ Okay. ‐ So...
Please move your car.
‐ I can't do that.
I'll leave.
You keep the car. ‐ Gary.
‐ I'm gonna earn you back. ‐ No, you won't! Take this!
‐ I don't care what it takes, and this ain't all I've got.
All right, I've got a lot more.
‐ Do you think that I care about designers?
I don't care about that!
‐ I'm gonna earn you back. ‐ No, you won't!
What the ‐‐? This is crazy.
‐ [phone chiming]
‐ What the hell?
‐ [phone ringing] ‐ Hey.
‐ What is this?
‐ It's a Rolls Royce.
‐ I see that.
‐ Gary bought it for me.
‐ What? ‐ Yeah.
‐ Are you kidding me?
‐ I told him to take it. He won't.
‐ Are you kidding me? ‐ No, I'm not.
He bought me a car, and‐‐
‐ Andi.
‐ I told him to take it.
‐ What's that in the back, though?
‐ A million dollars' worth of jewelry and designer clothes.
‐ And he thinks you gonna fall for this shit?
‐ Yeah, he does.
‐ Are you gonna fall for this shit?
‐ No. ‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ I'm not gonna take him back.
‐ Okay, is the car in your name? ‐ Yeah.
‐ Okay. It's just a car, okay?
‐ I don't care! ‐ Keep it, sell it.
Keep the money for all the shit he put you through.
‐ I don't want any of this.
‐ Okay, well, look, Andi, I'm heading over to you
as soon as I'm done here, okay?
‐ Hurry up.
‐ All right, bye.
‐ ♪
‐ FEMALE SINGER: ♪ I don't need the world ♪
♪ I just want to get mine tonight ♪
‐ I'm so glad I kept my clothes on.
‐ Trust me, you are gonna love him. I promise.
‐ I wasn't gonna waste my good gown
for one of your bitches.
‐ Would you just relax? It's gonna be fine, all right?
‐ It's that lace.
‐ [knocking on door] ‐ There he is!
‐ This better not be no ‐‐.
‐ It's not! Just relax!
‐ LAZ: Hi! ‐ Hi!
‐ CALVIN: Oh my god, it's good to see you.
‐ Thank you so much for inviting me.
‐ CALVIN: Oh, sir. ‐ Ooh, take my coat?
‐ CALVIN: I got you, I got you. ‐ LAZ: Thank you, honey.
Here we go.
‐ CALVIN: Laz, this is my roommate
I was telling you about. Maurice, this is my friend Laz.
‐ He has told me so much about you.
‐ Has he? ‐ Yes.
‐ Leslie. ‐ It's Laz.
‐ Whatever, girl. Did he tell you that I liked ‐‐?
‐ Maurice! ‐ What, girl?
‐ [Calvin chuckling] Maurice, he loves to clown.
‐ I do. Calvin. ‐ This is him.
‐ Sorry, miss ma'am. What pronoun do you prefer?
‐ I prefer whatever, whenever.
Listen, um, what are we supposed to do?
‐ Um, I'm sorry? ‐ Hmm, Calvin?
‐ Mm‐hmm?
‐ How long have you been living with me?
‐ A couple weeks. ‐ Past weeks, yeah.
Um, have you not seen my Rolo‐‐?
‐ Yes. Yes, I have.
‐ And who does she look like in there?
‐ Maurice. ‐ What?
‐ You're always with those kinds of guys.
I figured that you should try a nice guy.
‐ Mm‐mm.
‐ Maurice, you need to stop being so down
on your own community. ‐ Dear,
I am not down on my community. I know what I like.
She knows what they like.
It's not each other.
What do you want us to do, bump cats?
‐ Maurice!
Stop it!
‐ No, I'm sorry, Linda. ‐ It's Laz.
‐ Sure, girl, listen, um...
Did Calvin tell you, you were coming here to meet me?
‐ He did.
‐ And why did he say you were coming here?
‐ Well, he wanted us to hang out.
‐ Hang out? ‐ Yeah.
‐ Wow, um, I'll tell you what he told me.
He said that I was going to meet someone new that I would love.
‐ Oh, honey, you gonna love me.
‐ Um, question, again.
‐ Sure. ‐ Sorry for so many.
‐ No, it's okay. ‐ Do you like to ‐‐?
‐ Oh. ‐ Yeah.
‐ LAZ: Oh, no. ‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Calvin, no.
‐ You would think that he didn't have two gay dads.
‐ LAZ: Uh‐huh. Look, we can be girlfriends.
‐ Thank you.
‐ Okay. What the ‐‐ is going on?
I am so confused right now. ‐ Don't be confused.
Just know that this would never work.
‐ I'm sorry. ‐ See, it's like two holes.
‐ It really is. ‐ Empty.
‐ ♪
‐ I'm sorry, I just thought you guys would hit it off.
‐ Hmm, mm‐mm.
Sit down so we can tell you how this goes, do‐do.
‐ No, no, no, I just remembered I gotta go pick up Sabrina for‐‐
‐ No, no, no, no, no! You're not going anywhere.
Guess we'll just sit here and do each other's weaves.
Come, sit down, Lucrecia.
‐ It's Laz.
‐ Oh, got it. ‐ Um...
‐ I like them boots, bitch. ‐ LAZ: Thanks, girl!
‐ Mmm. ‐ Look, I'm sorry, Laz.
‐ MAURICE: What a disappointment.
‐ For real, though. You gonna be here to teach him about me?
‐ Mmm, I'll leave it up to you. ‐ Mmm.
‐ Mm.
‐ ♪
‐ Okay, you are all set. How you like it?
‐ I think I owe you. ‐ Well, I take cash as thanks.
Come on, let's go now! ‐ TANYA: I got you!
‐ Pam will get you all paid out.
‐ TONYA: Okay. ‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Shit, there he is. ‐ Oh, that's him?
‐ TANYA: Yes, don't forget to ask his name.
‐ I sure won't. Hi, how are you?
‐ Hi. ‐ I'm Karen. And you are?
‐ Preston. ‐ Preston, nice to meet you.
‐ PRESTON: Likewise. ‐ Yeah.
Don't she look great? ‐ Oh, she looks amazing.
‐ Yeah, she do. ‐ So, you ready to go?
‐ Yeah. ‐ Oh, she gotta pay first.
‐ You got it? I can pay for it.
‐ You would do that? ‐ Oh, yeah, I don't mind.
‐ Are you rich or something?
‐ No, I'm not rich. ‐ TANYA: I got it, thank you.
‐ Right, she just met you. ‐ Yeah.
‐ Yeah, yeah, y'all just met, right?
‐ Yeah. ‐ Okay. How?
‐ Oh, at a gas station. ‐ Oh.
‐ I told her that. ‐ Oh, yeah, you did
tell me that. ‐ Yeah.
‐ When was this? ‐ Couple days ago.
‐ Oh, a couple days. ‐ Yeah.
‐ Couple days, couple days.
‐ ♪
‐ Danni. ‐ Hi.
‐ ♪
‐ Where you going? ‐ On a date.
‐ Where? ‐ Am I missing something?
‐ Don't forget your vibrator. He likes that.
‐ Can you please stop? ‐ Oh.
‐ What if I marry the man?
‐ I'm not gonna get back with him
just 'cause he bought me a damn car.
I'm gonna send it to his office tomorrow.
We can drive it at least once.
‐ License and registration, please.
‐ I wasn't speeding. ‐ Out of the car!
‐ We didn't do anything.
‐ Hi, Calvin. ‐ Are you responsible for this?
‐ SABRINA: Don't you wanna just stay here with your new friend?
‐ New friend‐‐
Brina, you know what kinda men I like.
‐ You should go let me whip his ass
for hitting you in the face. ‐ That was a part of the plan.
‐ I don't like that part of the plan, though.
‐ Cheers to normal. ‐ Sabrina, hi.
You don't remember me? ‐ SABRINA: Yes, how are you?
‐ All the better after seeing you.
‐ ♪