- MAN: Oh, I love it. I love it, oh yeah!
- What are you guys doing here?
- FEMALE NARRATOR: Previously on "Sistas"--
- Did you see all the bridesmaids' dresses back there?
Would you ladies mind trying them on?
- [laughs]
- [everyone clamoring]
- FATIMA: What the hell's going on?
- DANNI: She did look beautiful.
- KAREN: Should we be doing this?
- KAREN: I mean, it is Gary.
- You look beautiful.
- So you gonna let me walk outta here with $50,000?
This look like a setup.
- It's not. - No, I'ma pass.
- This is my proposal,
and I wanna get married right here, right now.
Let's do it, all right? Let's get married.
- ANDI: Oh my God.
- Wait, what?
- Danni, wait-- - DANNI: No, no, no, Sabrina.
I'm sorry, you know what? He set all this up.
- I know, but... - SABRINA: No, no, no.
- I knew this was some controlling-ass shit.
- Okay, no, it's not at all. This was just surprise.
- Oh, no. This was you trying to be in control,
trying to control her, and trying to control all of us.
- Please, please, do not look at it like that.
- Okay, don't look-- - I'm with Karen.
- Thank you.
- We just wanted to get married.
This is what we talked about. - Andi, I'm sorry,
Andi, can we talk? - Yeah, Andi.
- Just for a second.
- Okay, wait. Did I screw this up?
- Again, -- , I'm not, yeah, again.
- Baby, look-- - No, baby, this is--
- --I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I just was--
- ANDI: No, baby, this is beautiful.
All of this is beautiful.
I love it.
- All right, so, that's a yes, you'll marry me?
- KAREN: Andi, hello!
Hey, we need to talk to you, we just said!
- Um...
- I mean--
Oh, god. - Hey. Hey, brother.
- Thanks for coming. - AARON: Yeah, man.
Tried to get here as quick as I could.
- Yeah, um, she already knows, but, um, I'm waiting on a yes.
- Oh, okay.
Hi, ladies.
- Hi. - Hi.
Karen.
- Andi, come on, please.
You know how much I love you.
I mean, let's do it right now.
- Wait, baby, don't we need a marriage license?
- That's fine. I took care of that.
Aaron picked it up. - Oh.
- He asked me to, so--
- I'm sorry, you picked it up?
- Yeah.
- I see. I see.
- GARY: Say yes.
- Well, Gary--
- Say yes. So will you say yeah?
- Andi, we need to go in the back
and talk to you now, okay? Let's go.
- Andi, say yes. - Can you--
- I'm sorry, I don't think your hearing is, um...
we need to talk to the lady.
- Okay, um...
- Baby, just let me talk to them.
I'll be right back. - All right.
- ANDI: I'll be right back.
- SABRINA: Get your little butt 'round here.
Okay.
- Yeah, that-- that didn't go as planned.
- Nah, you're gonna be all right. It'll be all right.
- FEMALE SINGER: ♪ My girls hold me down ♪
♪ Them boys mess around
♪ And my love life is a headache ♪
♪ We going out tonight
♪ 'Cause I'm looking for love ♪
- What is the problem?
- No, ma'am! No, ma'am!
- FATIMA: You know, I'm gonna grab my purse.
I'ma be outside.
- What is going on here?
- What do you mean? You tell us.
- Have a seat, have a seat, have a seat.
You look beautiful. - Yeah.
- Can you believe this son of a bitch?
- Oh my God.
- Um, what are you doing?
- Taking the dress off!
- Oh, no, ma'am, somebody owes me $500, okay?
- Oh, shoot.
- Everybody calm down. Karen, Karen.
- I'm calm! - Mm-mm, mm-mm,
you not gon' use me and not pay me. Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
- Danni, relax, we know it was a set up, okay?
- No, all I know is that-- - SABRINA: What?
- --somebody better run me my money.
- This is serious, okay?
This is serious.
- I am too.
- Andi, are you falling for this?
- It was thoughtful.
- Yes, it would be thoughtful, yes, it would be romantic
if he were a good man.
- Karen, don't do that.
- Okay, no, Andi, you cannot do this.
- Why not?
- How many reasons I need to give you?
- Hold on, Karen.
- No, no hold on! She has been through this!
You've been through this. - DANNI: Look at her, look!
We can't stop her.
- So y'all saying that you okay with this?
- DANNI: No, I'm not, but it's her life,
and I love her as much as you do.
I also love her enough
to let her make her own mistakes.
- KAREN: Oh, Danni?
- DANNI: She's grown, Karen.
And it has to be--
it's gotta be her decision.
Mm-hmm?
- Andi, what do you wanna do?
- I don't know...any more.
- Sweetie, you know.
I don't see you taking off that dress.
- I know I'm scared.
- Scared, scared.
Scared is a really good emotion to recognize.
- Are you scared enough to say no?
- This was all so sweet.
- Are you hearing yourself right now?
- You have to admit that this was sweet, Karen.
You have to admit that!
- No, I don't, Andi.
This is some narcissistic-ass controlling shit!
He got us wrapped up in these dresses!
He got us here, got us dressed.
- Enough, Karen! - [Karen shouting]
- Enough, okay!
Just give me a minute!
[sobbing]
I remember months ago, before all this drama,
on our first date, I said,
"I don't want to have to deal with the hassle
of a big wedding."
I said, "Wouldn't it be cool if people had a surprise wedding,
like they had surprise"-- no, listen to me!
Look at me!
I said, "Wouldn't it be cool if people had surprise weddings
like they have surprise birthday parties?"
This was our first date.
Can't believe he remembered it.
I told him the dress that I wanted.
I told him the dress that I wanted
for my bridesmaids.
I even told him what I wanted him to wear.
The color, the lapel, the shoes.
I told him how I wanted my bouquet.
He remembered every detail.
And you're telling me that's not sweet?
I got what I wanted.
This is what I wanted.
Not what he wanted.
So he's not the narcissistic controlling asshole
you think he is.
- Let me tell you what we remember.
- Karen. - KAREN: No.
Every detail.
The bruised rib from when he almost killed you.
His wife.
The FBI, the children?
- He never lied to me.
- How can you even say that?
- Karen, he never lied to me.
Look at it, he told the truth.
It was Jasmine. Jasmine lied.
She set him up.
She did all of those things, not him.
- So, um, him taking you out to the country,
that was a lie, too?
Figment of my imagination, the isolation?
- Karen, I know all of that. Why are you bringing that up?
- Oh, I'm just making sure that if you remember everything
from the first date, you remember all that too.
- Karen, she lived it.
- We all did.
- Karen, please.
- Am I the only one with any sense right now?
- DANNI: All I'm saying is,
she thinks she knows what she's doing.
- Oh, does she? Does she, though?
Does she know what she's doing?
- DANNI: Listen, this is her choice.
- KAREN: Okay, you know what? - SABRINA: Karen...
- No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no!
I don't want her to do this, and I will not be a part of it.
As a matter of fact, I'm leaving.
- SABRINA: Karen, please. - Karen, wait! Wait, wait!
- What?
- I understand you don't want me to do it.
That's fair.
But you can't leave. You're my best friend.
All of you are my best friends.
Don't leave.
- Come on, Karen.
- I love you enough to not let you do this.
Tell that -- no.
Tell him no.
Tell him no!
Andi?
-- tell him no.
- No.
- You gonna do this?
You gonna do this?
Okay.
- Karen. Karen!
- KAREN: I'm not gonna watch you do this.
I'm not going to watch you do it! No, I am not!
I'm not gon' watch you. - Karen. [sobs]
- Do what you want.
I'm leaving. I'ma get dressed outside.
I'm not here, I'm not being a part of this, okay?
- Karen, don't leave! - Get off of me.
- Please! - Andi.
- DANNI: Karen, you're wrong. - KAREN: I'm wrong?
- You're wrong.
- Okay, well, then, I will be wrong!
Ain't I always?
Y'all just--no.
Y'all just stay and go ahead and watch her commit suicide.
That's what the -- this is!
- There's no gun to her head! - That's what this is!
- There is no gun at her head!
- Back, Karen!
- [door slams]
- I'm sorry, Andi, I'm really sorry.
- You don't get to see the Gary that I get to see.
I want to do this, I do.
You don't think I should do this?
- Mm-mm. No.
I don't.
Sabrina doesn't want you to, either.
- Sabrina?
Sabrina?
You don't think I should do this?
- You know I love you.
I don't.
I'm sorry.
But I'm here with you.
We both are.
- Yeah. Girl, we're your friends.
We'll stand by you.
- Thank you.
- You sure you wanna do this?
- I'm sure.
- Okay, well,
let's get the show back on the road.
Let's make her look pretty. Okay.
- And I will make sure we get paid.
- Yeah, mm-hmm.
Sit. We'll make you pretty.
The brushes?
- ANDI: Okay, okay. - Sorry.
- ANDI: No, that's okay.
Okay. - Okay.
- Thank you for staying.
- That girl will come around.
- No, she won't.
- Danni, you're doing it kind of hard.
- I'm trying to clean the tear stains out.
- Yeah, but are you trying to stab me with it?
- That's why it's called a beat.
- No, I don't want a beat in.
I want a gentle.
I want a soft stroke.
- I got--I'll make her look pretty.
Danni, just have a seat. - Yeah, okay.
- ♪
- Did I do this wrong?
- Man, I told you. It was risky.
- I just want to marry her.
- Look, I know, but she should've known.
- You don't understand.
All right, this was the way she wanted it.
- All right, but, uh...
- KAREN: [clears throat]
- Hey, are you all right? - No.
- Is there anything I can do? - No.
I don't like you.
- Karen... - KAREN: But you know that.
'Cause you a liar, an abuser, and a son of a bitch,
and you know you don't deserve Andi.
So, if you hurt her again,
I promise you,
I got something for that ass.
- Karen, I won't hurt her,
all right? - Oh no, Gary, no.
You not gon' hurt her again? - No, no.
- You know you already have, right, Gary, hmm?
You know how many times I've been with her
crying at night over what you did?
- I know I messed up, okay? - [scoffing]
You messed up.
You messed up?
A mess is a mess in the kitchen, okay,
not squeezing someone almost to death.
- I'm really trying, okay? I'm sorry.
- Oh, you got a pocketful of sorries for every occasion
and every disappointment, which you are.
Congratulations.
- Karen. - Don't follow me!
- It's alright. It's alright.
- [door slamming]
- KAREN: [sighs]
- FATIMA: Hey.
- [sighing]
What?
- You want some of my pen.
- No, I don't want any of your pen.
- Look, Karen, I didn't know.
- You know what, it don't even matter.
-- him.
And you didn't know?
- No.
- You didn't know he was my ex?
- Look, he talked about his ex all the time.
He said that he loved her and that it was over.
But I could tell,
didn't matter what he was doing here,
his ex was always in the damn subject.
- Did he give you details?
- No, he didn't,
'cause every time he started talking about his ex,
I would stop him. It was all the damn time.
I don't want this to be an issue
every time we come around each other.
- Won't be an issue 'cause you didn't know, right?
- No.
- ♪
- He ain't shit.
You don't agree?
- I don't wanna feel him, think about him, but I do.
Look, I'm telling you, I can cut a -- off.
It's just, there's something different about Zac.
- Right.
Right.
- You're not in your dress. - No.
I went off on Gary and Andi.
- Why?
- What you mean, why?
You know what kind of man he is.
Maybe you don't.
- I was just asking.
So you leaving? - Yes.
I ain't gonna watch her do that, 'cause that's what friends do.
- All right, well, I'm gonna go in here
and support her and her decision.
If you don't want to, don't.
But I know if you did, it would mean the world to her.
- ♪
- Hey. - Hey, girl.
- I need a drink. - All right, your usual?
- Yes, two.
- Oh yeah, what's going on?
- Ooh, child, I had two men fighting over me at the bank.
- What? - Mm-hmm.
Calvin and Jacobi.
They're in love with me.
- Okay, what are you talking about?
- I'm fantasizing.
- CHRIS: Yeah.
I can kinda tell.
- Don't try me, it could happen.
- Well, I do know you, Maurice.
I do know you.
How are you?
- I'm good.
But, uh, I need you to help me out with something.
- Yeah, what's that?
- You ever heard of a guy called Que?
- Well, I know a few Ques.
- This Que is a stripper, and I was looking for Bootsy
so he can help me find-- - Oh, I--
I do know him. Yes.
- Ooh, where can I find him?
- He, uh, comes in here from time to time.
- Oh, really? - CHRIS: Yeah.
- I need to see where he is.
- CHRIS: Oh, girl.
What did he steal? - What?
- Yes, this man steals from everyone.
- He got you too, girl?
- Yeah. He did, he got my laptop.
- Was it worth it?
- Yes. Yes. It--mmm.
- Well, I need to find out where he is.
- Well, if I see him out here, I'll let you know.
- Hmm-mm.
You see him, you call me first.
I'll come here to get him.
- Oh.
Are you trying to do it all out in the open?
- No, no, no, I just want to, uh, talk to him, that's all.
Just talk.
- What exactly did he do, Maurice?
- Nothing, nosy. - Fine.
- Just want to talk to him. - Hey, Chris.
Can I get a double, please? - Yeah, sure.
- Well, hello, Calvin.
- I'm not talking to you.
- MAURICE: Hmm.
Well, I'll have you know, if you meeting that girl here,
this is not the good place to meet her.
- Can't I just come here and think about my dad
and be amongst his friends? Is that all right?
- Sure, girl. I think that's so sweet.
Please note, your dad's friends want to -- you.
- You know, I am so sick of small-minded people.
What are you doing here anyway?
- I'm gay. This is a gay club.
That's what we do, go to gay clubs.
Now you, on the other hand,
I don't know what to say about it.
- Keep it up.
- ♪
- PEGGY: Hi, Calvin. - Hey, you made it.
- Yes. Can I get--
- CALVIN: Uh, shots. We're gonna do shots.
- Yes. - Gotcha.
- Hello. I'm Maurice, Calvin's roommate.
- I'm Peggy. - Hi, Peggy.
- Nice to meet you, Maurice. - Ignore him.
- So, Becky, you guys are dating?
- I'm Peggy.
And, no, we just like to hook up.
- Hook up.
- Uh, you don't have to tell him.
- Well, he asked. - Mm-hmm.
Yeah, so, you good with him meeting you in the gay club?
That's all right with you?
- Are you kidding me? We love it here.
There's so many hoes in the house.
- Hoes?
Oh.
- What, is something wrong?
- Hmm-mm. No, nothing's wrong.
- No, no, no, Maurice.
Won't you tell her what's wrong?
You see, Maurice and his friends,
they're from the hood, yeah.
They're very small-minded, and they don't understand
how a guy like me could be comfortable
in his own skin and be cool with everybody
and be okay with it.
- That's too bad.
- Is that?
You have to excuse me.
I was raised a different type of way,
and you had to be skeptical of sequin
on a straight man.
- Yes, but what does it matter?
- That's what I've been trying to say.
- I mean, Calvin and I love to try everything.
- Everything? - Mm-hmm, I mean, well,
we haven't been with two guys and me.
- Peggy, Peggy, Peggy, you don't--
- [cawing] Tell it all, Peg!
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Drink, drink.
- Ah!
No, Calvin, what happened to Mr. Open?
- Shut up. Come on, let's go dance.
- [cawing]
Let me know, girl!
- [country music plays]
- Rodeo! - Hey, what's good?
- How's it going? - Is Danni here?
- No, she's not here yet. - Damn.
- You wanna come in?
- Nah, I'm good. I'll holler at you.
- Well, look, I'll tell her you came by.
- Bye. - Alright.
- Wait, wait, wait.
You cook? - Yeah, I did.
Come on in.
- Close the door. - Yeah, I got you.
- ZAC: Man, look at you.
- PRESTON: I got-- - You be throwing down in here!
- Yeah, just a little steak and mashed potatoes, that's all.
My mom taught me.
- Your mother a black woman?
- [laughing]
- What in the hell are you listening to?
- That's some good ol' Kentucky bluegrass.
- "Good ol' Kentucky bluegrass."
That shit sounds dumb.
- You don't like it? - No.
It remind me of like hound dogs chasing after slaves and shit.
It's not funny.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Okay, I'll turn it off.
- I appreciate that. - PRESTON: Got you.
- Danni know you be listening to this in here?
- PRESTON: Nah, she hasn't heard it yet.
She likes hip-hop
and R and the B. - [music stops]
- R and the B?
You mean R&B?
- Oh yeah, that too.
- That too. Wow, okay.
Do you like it?
- The R or the B?
- Oh, Jesus.
Um, both of them together.
- I mean, if you gotta have both of them, then yeah,
I'll take it--but look, I like some of it,
but some of the ratchet stuff is kinda rough, you know,
and they use the N-word a lot, so...
- I mean, yeah, that's just the culture.
- I mean, no, I understand, but if I say it--
- Yeah, you get yo' ass knocked out,
so how about you not do that?
- All right, I'll try to not get my ass knocked out.
You know, Danni blasts it.
- That's just Danni. She's gonna do what she want.
- Yeah, it is, but look, it'll be done soon,
so if you wanna have a seat.
- Yeah, I'll do that.
Yes, I think she needs--
- PRESTON: Before we start,
you know we gotta save enough for Danni.
- Do we really?
- Do you really want that trouble?
- She got you whipped.
- PRESTON: Yeah, she does. - Where is she, anyway?
- Said she was meeting with the girls.
- [blowing raspberry] Meeting with the girls?
- Yeah. - ZAC: Good luck with that.
- What do you mean?
- Every time Karen goes to
one of them sista circle meetings,
she come back with the worst freakin' attitude ever.
- Really? - ZAC: Yeah.
Danni don't do that?
- Nah, she comes in in a good mood.
- What? You lucky.
- Well, yeah, I think so.
- Yeah.
So--shoot.
How y'all doing anyway?
- I think we're doing good.
- You think? That's good.
If y'all doing good, y'all doing good.
- Yeah, it is.
So, how you and Karen doing?
- Me and Karen? Me and Karen ain't doing shit.
That ship has sailed. - What?
- Yeah, so I don't even wanna talk about that.
- Really?
- Don't act like you don't know.
- [chuckling] Well, I mean...
- ZAC: Well, what? What, what?
I know, what did she say? What did Danni? She talk a lot.
- She just said that you guys break up a lot.
That's it.
- I mean, we do, we do, but this time, I'm done.
Like, I ain't doing that no more.
- Seriously? - I'm dead serious.
Like, I'm tired of the back-and-forth with her.
Like, I love her, seriously, I love the shit out of that woman,
but I will never be what she needs.
- Damn, I'm sorry to hear that, man.
- Don't be sorry.
I'm chilling, you know what I'm saying?
Like, things are going good for me.
Started making some money.
It's time for me to take care of Zac, you know what I'm saying?
- I do, I know exactly what you're saying.
Look, you know, that's not a bad idea.
- Exactly. That's why I'm here eating your food.
- Well, you know that's no problem, right?
I mean, I can get you as many steaks as you want.
- I appreciate that, you're a nice guy,
but I got some things in the works,
so I'll be able to buy my own steaks soon.
- So what you got going on?
- See, that, I can't tell you, because you're with Danni,
and y'all pillow talk, and she talks a lot.
I'm not trying to have my business, you got it?
- I completely understand, I got you, I got you.
- But what I will tell you is that it's real.
- I mean, I guess as long as it's real, right?
- Let me ask you a question, though.
- PRESTON: Mm-hmm.
- If somebody gave you a tip, right,
and it seem like a sure thing,
would you put all your money on it?
- Well, that depends.
How much do you know about it?
- I've been doing some research on it, but
it's kinda not in my lane. Like, I just don't know.
- Well, I think you should vet it,
and if you feel it's good, then, yeah, I think you should.
- I hear you, bro.
- [people moaning]
- The hell?
- [moaning continues]
- PAM: Well, am I running too fast?
Too much of that, baby!
- MAN: Oh, yeah, baby! - PAM: Yeah!
- MAN: Deep corner!
- PAM: Whoo, championship! Super Bowl, ha!
- MAN: Field goal! Oh, yeah! Oh!
- KAREN: Pam! - PAM: Oh, hey, girl!
- Put some clothes on!
- Can we get some privacy? - KAREN: Yeah, no, no.
My desk.
My papers.
Oh my God. Okay.
Whooo. It's okay.
- PAM: Bye, boo.
See you later. [giggling]
Outta here. I'll see you later.
Hey, girl.
- What the hell's going on? What was that?
- Girl, my body needed a tune-up.
- Go to your house!
- Uh-uh, I don't want him to know where I live.
- Okay, you know what? - PAM: What?
- As an employee of this salon, you cannot be having sex here.
On my desk, Pam?
- You mean like you did?
- It's my salon. Don't let it happen again.
- Okay, I will not.
- And who the hell was that?
- Uh, I don't know, girl, him.
- Okay, I cannot with you. - PAM: What?
- Mm-mm, I don't know.
Don't you need to wash up?
- Girl, I washed my hands.
- Did you wash your kitty?
- Purr-fectly clean.
- Go home. - PAM: Oh! Mm-mm.
What are you doing here this late?
- Look, I just came, you know,
to check-- - To do what?
- KAREN: Why am I explaining myself to you?
This is my salon.
- My cousin brought me a vibrator.
Girl, it was so pretty that I named him Christopher,
until I used him.
Child, I had to change his name to Daquan.
- Pam, why are you telling me this, huh?
- 'Cause I was about to marry his ass
if I didn't get the real thing, so I'm putting myself out there.
- Okay, out there. How?
- On dating apps with highly successful men.
- Oh, like that, huh?
- Bitch, I know you're not trying to be no prude.
- Look, it has been a long day, so if you could just go home.
- Who you meeting up here?
- Nobody.
- Yep, tell that to somebody else.
- Just go, Pam.
- PAM: I will, but I will also be running that camera back
to see who was in here.
- Oh, well, I'm gonna be running it back
for the past 30 days.
- Don't do that. - KAREN: Why?
You don't want me to see how much of a ho you is?
- Oh, well, on that note, I'm leaving.
- KAREN: Uh-huh, good night. - PAM: Bye.
See you in the morning, mm-hmm. - KAREN: Mm-hmm.
- ♪
- Crazy-ass Pam.
- [phone ringing]
- [dial tone beeping]
- He still got me blocked.
- [phone ringing]
- PRESTON: Your phone's ringing.
- Nope.
- It could be important.
- Trust me, it's not.
- Okay, all right.
- [phone ringing] - Damn!
- PRESTON: That's the fourth time, man.
- Unh-unh. I'm not answering it.
- Just answer it. - No, bro!
You don't got people at you like I be having people at me.
- Who's at you?
- Bill collectors, people I owe money.
- Bill-- At nine at night, man?
- That's when they call. They sneaky, bro.
I got this, you just chill. You just make the steak.
- [phone ringing] - PRESTON: Calm down.
Look, answer the phone. - Man!
Hello? - Zac?
- Karen? - Told you it wasn't over.
- It's over. Trust me, it's over.
- PRESTON: Mm-hmm.
- Hello? - ZAC: Yo, what's up?
- Are you busy? - I'm having dinner.
- Alone?
- ZAC: No.
- Oh, okay.
- ZAC: What's up?
- Look, I'm sorry I had to call you
from another number, but, you know,
you got me blocked.
- Tell me what you want to talk about.
- KAREN: Us.
- Karen, don't start that shit with me.
- Look, I'm not starting no shit,
and I don't wanna argue with you, okay?
- If you don't wanna argue with me,
you shouldn't have called me, 'cause that's all we do.
- Look, can you just come to the salon and talk?
I'm here now, okay?
- Karen, I'm not coming over there to -- .
- That's not what I want.
- So then just tell me what you want.
- KAREN: Please, can you come?
I'm here now, I'll wait.
- ZAC: Now?
Now.
After I'm done eating.
- Okay. Like I said, I'll wait.
- ZAC: All right. - All right, bye.
- Everything all right?
- Talking about she want to talk.
- Uh-huh.
You know what that means.
- Don't, nuh-uh, uh-uh, don't do that.
You the only one in the rodeo, my guy.
She sat there, looked me in my face,
and told me that I stole from her,
then called the cops.
I got nothing to say to her! I ain't talking to her!
- Then why are you going?
- To listen.
- Okay. If you say so.
- And I'm going after I finish this steak.
- Okay, so the steak for dinner,
and a little Karen for dessert, huh?
- You know, you gettin' a lot like Danni.
A whole lot like Danni. - A little bit.
- You lucky you can cook, 'cause I'll leave you.
- PRESTON: Mm-hmm. - This thing good, boy!
Your mama black. I might end up letting you say the N-word.
I'm just playin'. - No thank you. No thank you.
- ♪
- You seen him with her before?
- No?
But I have seen him with someone before.
- Who, Calvin? - No. Honey, that's Que.
- Oh, that's him? Watch my drink.
- Oh, I got you.
- ♪
- About 100,000... - MAURICE: Hello!
- Oh, hey, how are you?
- Please, honey.
You better run!
His hands are stickier than weave glue.
Run for cover, ho!
Run for cover!
- Come on now.
- Don't let him catch you!
- So what's up?
- What's up is you're going to jail.
- Hmm, let me explain. - Hmm-mm.
- It was Bootsy.
- You just gonna give my girl up, huh?
- No, he told me those were his cheeks--I mean, checks.
- You are lying. - I promise I'm not.
- I promise you're going to jail.
- [sighing] Look, I didn't steal anything.
- Yes, you did, and jail is your habitat,
so welcome home.
- [scoffing]
Okay, well, I can make it up to you and him.
- Child, he don't want you to make it up to him.
- I can make it up to you.
- It wasn't my money.
- Look, you have what you want. Just don't call the police.
- I'm calling the police. - [groans]
- Don't worry, he's drunk, nothing to see here!
Just taking him home.
Excuse my titty.
All right, how you doing, baby?
God bless ya. Good night, good night!
Ain't nothing to see here. He's fine!
- ♪
- Hey, what do you think is taking them so long
down the hall?
- You know women.
- I mean, should I knock? - No, no, let her have her time.
- You know I know I'm doing this, right?
Or I just-- I know I am, I know.
- I understand.
- All right, I just want her to be happy.
She seems happy. - I know you do, brother.
- Wanna leave all this bullshit behind us, all right,
and just, just be me and her.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Why aren't you saying anything?
- Sorry, man, I'm just thinking.
- About what?
- [sighing]
Karen. - Ooh.
She's a piece of work.
- AARON: Hey, don't.
- Don't what?
- Her and I are kind of dating, I guess?
- Wait.
Are you kidding? - No, I...
Okay, maybe dating isn't the right word.
Maybe we're kinda like, uh-- how would I say it?
- How did I not know about this?
- Well, how did I not know about you and Andi?
- All right, I guess you're right.
- AARON: Right? I mean, to be fair, we both--
There's been a lot going on for us, so...
- For sure, for sure.
- Yeah. - No, I get that.
Um...
So what happened?
- Look, let's just save that for another time, all right?
Let's just focus on you and this situation.
Let's just-- - You're not gonna tell me?
- I will, okay, I promise. Just not right now.
- Bro, come on, I tell you everything.
Talk to me.
- Okay, look, just--
So her and I both have a lot of things
we're working through, right, so we're just kind of
taking our time, and honestly,
after everything that happened with my wife,
it's probably the best thing for us,
so it's good that we're not fully dating right now.
You know?
- Nah, I--I get that. - Yeah.
- Um...
You know, I don't wanna be alone.
- No, you don't wanna be alone, or you can't be alone?
- Both.
- Okay, well, just make sure it's one more than the other.
- What do you mean?
- Okay, so can't be alone will have you doing some things
you absolutely should not,
but not wanting to be alone, that's manageable.
At least until you find the right person, you know?
- She is the right person.
- And you know that fully?
- With my whole heart.
- All right. Well, let that be that, then.
- All right.
So, I'm gonna marry her.
- Yeah, you do that, man.
- If she ever comes out of there.
- I'm sure at some point she will.
- You really do look beautiful. - Thank you.
- Are you happy? - Yeah, I'm happy.
- Well, you don't look it.
- I am.
- Is Karen out there?
- No, she left.
- She really left?
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
- DANNI: Don't worry about her, okay?
You worry about you. - Mm-hmm.
- Are you ready?
- Yeah.
- Good. - Alright.
- Do you wanna get--get up?
Andi? - Yeah.
- Sweetie, every time you start crying,
we gotta start this process over. Yeah?
- I'm just a little overwhelmed.
- In a good way?
- Yes, of course.
The best way possible.
- That's understandable. Yeah.
- Guess we're all feeling a little bit emotional
at the moment.
- I can attest to that.
- Yes, sistas, I need to smoke.
- I did.
- You smoke?
- Girl, yeah, all the damn time.
- I knew I liked you.
Indica?
- Sativa. Yeah, I don't do the Indica.
That shit make me too sleepy.
- I need to calm down, though. - Okay.
That works. - Andi?
Do you maybe want to toke, then?
- Right, we got Indica, Sativa.
We can make a little hybrid.
- No.
- Yeah, I don't think she needs to get married high.
- Oh, not true, they got a bud for every occasion.
- This is what I want, right?
- Sativa?
- That's not what she's talking about, Danni.
- You tell us, baby.
- Yes.
- Okay. - Ready?
- Yeah, uh-huh. - Okay.
- Okay, I'm ready.
- FATIMA: And shoes. - Right, right, shoes.
- SABRINA: Oh. Oh, oh.
- Andi, baby, what's going on now, girl?
- Andi?
- I don't wanna do this.
- SABRINA: Next on "Sistas."
That's fine, okay, okay. Okay, let's go.
- Are you sure?
- I'm sorry, but she showed me what I was missing.
She showed me what I needed,
and now my life is changing for the better.
I'm sorry, but I'm going after her with all my heart.
- He took Andi to be with him for the photo shoot,
but then, surprise, married.
- Well, I marry you, I'll be sure you know about it.
- ♪